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##...TODAY'S FRESH JOKE...##
20-10-09
# Husband: Years ago u were like coke bottle..
Wife: Yes, I still do, only the difference is earlier it was 250ml bottle & now
it is 1.5 litre...!!!
# Chele: Baba biye korte koto taka lage ?
Baba: Ami janina karon ami ekhono khoch korei jacchi...!!!
# Bazare creta o bicretar moddhe songlap..
Creta : Moroger dam koto ?
Bicreta : Morog bikrir jonno noy, Murgi kinte paren j konota.
Creta : Morog bechben na to bazare anechen keno ? Bicreta : Ki korbo bolun, Moro
g chara Murgi golu bazare ashtei chaichilona...!!!
##...TODAY'S FRESH JOKE...##
22-09-09
## A newly wed told her mom her
husband was a virgin.
mom asked how she knew
last nite when we made love, his
cock was still in plastic cover.
## Doctor: ur knees all blistered ?
lady:coz of doggy style
doctor:can't u do it any other style ?
lady:oh, i can, but the dog can't !!!
## To avoid condom related accident
use two condom with chilly powder
in between them, if outer breaks
she will know & if inner one
breaks he will know !!
##...TODAY'S FRESH JOKE...##
19-09-09
## A call girl had sex with a doctor. After climax,
she asks: R u an ANAESTHETIST ?
Doctor: Ya ! how did u know ?
Call girl: Kab dala, kab nikala, pata hi nahi chala...!!!
## What is KISS ?
Ans: Very simple it s an inquiry in the top floor
n vacancy in the ground floor...!!!
## Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road, why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office...!!!
## Look at the stars, the stars r beautiful,
then I look at u...
I...
I....
I.....
I rather look at the stars again...!!!
## Condom says to Senora, When u work, my trade stops for 7 days. Senora replies, I
u fails to work once, my trade stops for 9 months...!!!
## Harbhajan Singh gets married. During their suhag raat, he asked his wife R u a
virgin ? She replied: kar di na sardaron wali baat, spinner ko kabhi nayi ball m
ili hai...!!!
##...TODAY'S FRESH JOKE...##
19-09-09
## How dose a cricket commentator describe a nude woman ? No cover, no extra cov
er, no slip, two silly points, two fine legs, deep gully n little grass on pitch
...!!!
## Heaven is when u have German Car, American Salary, Chinese Food n Bangladeshi
Wife. Hell is when Car is Chinese, Food is German, Wife is American n Salary is
Bangladeshi...!!!
## What is the difference between a bicycle n a woman ? Bicycle: at first u need
to pump then u can jump. Woman: at first u need to jump on then pump random...!
!!
## A man went for blood test. Nurse took sample but didn t find cotton. So, she su
cked his finger. The man become happy n said can I have a urine test next...???
## Marriage is a three ring circus: An Engagement Ring, A Wedding Ring, Sufferin
g.... to be continue...!!!
##...TODAY'S FRESH JOKE...##
18-09-09
## What is different between married n single man ? singles come home, see what s
in the fridge n go to bed. married come home, see what s in bed go to fridge...!!!
## Woman r the best engine in the world, fits all size of piston, self lubricati
ng, finger start, automatic monthly oil change n runs with few drops...!!!
## A man said to his wife one day, I don t know how u can be so stupid n so beautif
ul all at the same time. The wife responded, Allow me to explain. God made me beau
tiful so u would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted
to u...!!!
##...TODAY'S FRESH JOKE...##
17-09-09
## Marriage is like public toilet. the people outside r desperate to go inside n
the people inside r desperate to come outside !!!
## An ASS, behind another ASS, behind that I, and behind me the whole NATION.. A
Sardarji teaching his children the spelling of ASSASSINATION !!!
## Dukeche ? bollo lokta..
Ha.. Bollo meyeti..
Betha korche ?
Na.
Tahole jutota kinte paren.. Bollo dokandar lokta..

##...TODAY'S FRESH JOKE...##

16-09-09
A 55 years old woman gets married with a 25 years old man. The next morning the
man died. The postmortem report said the man had died for drinking EXPIRED MILK
!!!
##...TODAY'S FRESH JOKE...##
15-09-09
** A restaurant, where all the waiter's are girl. A man went to the restaurant ,
ask for a glass of milk and a waitress open her bra !!! He thought, thanks God,
not to want a glass of water...!!!**

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