The Tickle

A Vincentian Ghost Story

Scene 1
1898
 The movie opens up in a rice field with locals. A man arrived riding a
bike and stands up in the crowd. June 12, 1898.

Leumuel: My fellows! Our country is free! Our country is free!

Bryan: Where did you get the news, brother?
Leumuel: From the city!
Renz: When will the flag be raised?
Leumuel: At General Aguinaldo’s house!
Jayvie: This call for a celebration! We must drink!
Mitch: PARTY PARTY!!
Music plays: Party Pilipinas (Theme Song)

As the flag is flown and the independence declared, a dark scheme is

conducted by an unlawful woman. Her name is Melchora Bentilador, a
thief, a criminal, a sinister, a culprit, a crook, you get the idea.

Scene 2
At Jane’s room.

Geraldine: (to Jane) Wow, your necklace is really beautiful. I really like.
Jane: Oh thank you, it was from my great- great- great- great- great-
grandmother.
Geraldine: No wonder it looks old. It was nice talking to you, goodbye.

As she leaves she plans to steal Maria Antonia Kulapooh’s necklace so

she gathers up her partners in crime.

Geraldine: So that’s our plan, okay?

Leumuel, Bryan and Adrian: Orayt!

The party continues, the night deepens and Melchora’s hands itches
more.

Geraldine: (Frenetically) I want that necklace now! Give it to me now!

Mitch: (from background) Party! Party! (Approaches Geraldine) Hey
let’s party! Oh yeah! Party party!!
Geraldine: I’d like to but I have to arrange something. Something really
important.
Mitch: Okay, suite yourself. (Approaches Jayvie) Party party!!
Jayvie: Party party!!
 Scene 3
The Necklace
At Jane’s room and at the living room.

Geraldine walks into Jane’s room and stole and hid the necklace in her
pocket. She walks outside the room and into the living room and
portrays and innocent and sinless face.

Geraldine: (To the maid) Oh servant! Please come here I have spilled
my drink, please clean up.
Micah: I’m coming, miss.
Geraldine: I’m really sorry I made a mess, it seems that my husband
frightened me with his threats of divorce. Can you give me – a hug?
Micah: (Silently) Oh my. Sure, miss, anything to make you feel better.

As the maid (Defensor Cubrador) hugs Melchora, the crook puts the
necklace on Defensor’s pocket.

Micah: Are you feeling okay now?

Geraldine: Yes, thank you. Now run along.
Micah: Are you sure, miss?
Geraldine: GO!

As Melchora grins like a devil, she calls Maria Antonia and keeps her
evil plan running.
Music plays: Lux Aeterna – Clint Mansell
Geraldine: Oh Maria Antonia!
Jane: Yes my dear?
Mitch: (from background) Party party!!
Geraldine: Can we talk?
Jane: Sure, about what?
Geraldine: Its about my husband Greg – where’s your necklace?
Jane: I placed it on my end table. Why did you ask?
Geraldine: You shouldn’t put your most precious necklace anywhere
that isn’t safe!
Jane: Oh my God you’re right. Please consort me to my room.
Geraldine: (Sarcastically) Sure.
Jane: Oh my ******* gosh my necklace!! Its gone!!
Geraldine: Oh dear! What should we do?!
Jane: GUARDS!! SEARCH THE GUESTS! THE COOKS! THE HORSEMEN!
Geraldine: And the maids!
Jane: Especially the maids!
 Scene 4
The Hunt
The search for the stolen necklace. And as the guards search every
person in the house,

Renz: She’s clear.

Mitch: Party party!!
Renz: You’re clear too.
Jayvie: Party party!!
They finally found it.

Leumuel: Miss Antonia! We found it!

Bryan: Yeah we found it!
Adrian: Found it!
Micah: I’m innocent! Please let me go!!
Leumuel: Shut up!
Bryan: Shut up!
Adrian: Yeah shut up!

As they climb up the stairs, Maria Antonia approaches Defensor with

four slaps.

Mitch: PAK! PAK! PAK! PAK! Party party!!

Jane: Guards, do whatever you want to do with her.

Ynadoro, Diosdado and Marlboro grins badly with their cruel intentions
to Defensor. They go into the woods and goes deeper and deeper and
deeper.

Leumuel: We should stop right here. (Drinks Gatorade)

Bryan: I’m exhausted. (Drinks Cobra)
Adrian: Me too. (Drinks softdrink)
Leumuel: So what should we do now?
Adrian: We should rape her!!
Bryan and Leumuel: Ew! Oh my God NO!
Leumuel: I think we should burn her.
Bryan: Too brutal. We should tickle her to death.
Adrian: That’s what I’m talking about. (High five)

They approach Defensor with their wiggly fingers and they are ready to
tickle her to death.

Micah: No!! Please!! NO!! HAHAHAHA!!! *dies laughing.

 Defensor dies from laughing, she will be missed.

Leumuel: Ma’am your necklace.

Bryan: Yeah your necklace.
Adrian: Your necklace madam.
Geraldine: Thank you boys, here is your reward.
Adrian: Thank you.
Geraldine: Where is the body?
Bryan: Disposed.
Geraldine: (Stares at necklace) Good, very good.

A few moments later.

Renz: Have you retrieved the necklace?

Bryan: No sir. It was hidden.
Jane: Oh dear. Where is Defensor?
Adrian: She’s dead.
Leumuel: (Slaps Adrian’s head) She ran away ma’am.
Jane: Oh my. My necklace is gone.

Scene 5
June 12, 2009
111 years after Defensor’s death.

As years passed, Defensor’s existence was long forgotten until a group

of teenagers attempts to contact the dead, coincidently they stumbled
upon her spirit,

Angeline: Are you sure about this?

Jayvie: Of course… Are we?
Bryan: Just play.
Renz: Okay start it then.
Bryan: No you start it.
Leumuel: I’ll start it.

They played the Ouija board, the wind blew, every window, every door
and a toilet flushed. Suddenly they heard an evil laugh.

Micah: BWAHAHAHAHA!!

(Thunders)

Renz: Oh shet, what was that?!

Jane: Ihhh.
Bryan: (Screams) Hahaha!!
Jane: Very funny. Ha-ha-ha.
Mitch: (Screams louder) Hahahaha!!!
Jane: Shut up!

The lights went out.

Bryan: (Screams)
Jane: Hahahaha!!
Jayvie: Where is the emergency light?
Jane: On the cupboard.
Jayvie: Go get it then.
Angeline: That was scary.
Mitch: Yeah, totally.
Jane: (trips and falls on the floor) Ah! Ouch.
Leumuel: What happened?
Jane: Me. Haha. (turns switch on) Hmm. (Sees Jayvie) AAH!!
Jayvie: Haha. LOL.
Jane: Seriously was that you?
Jayvie: Yeah, chill. Haha. I’ll go back now. Bye.
Jane: Stop bugging me okay?! Where are those candles? Hmm. (Faces
light to Micah’s face) (screams) AAHH!! JAYVIE STOP IT!!
Jayvie: I’m right over here!!
Jane: What the… AAH!!!
Renz: What happened?
Jane: (Stares blankly)
Leumuel: If I kiss you, will you be better? (Pouts)
Jane: Ew! I’m fine.
Angeline: Are you sure? Leumuel’s kiss is delicious.
Jane: No. Gross.
Leumuel: Are you sure?
Jane: Yep.
Leumuel: Please?
Jane: No.
Leumuel: Please please please please please please please??
Jane: SHUT THE HELL UP! (Slaps Leumuel)
Leumuel: Ouch. That hurts. Really bad. (Leaves and goes to bathroom)
Music plays: Someday its gonna make sense – Michael learns to rock
 Scene 6
Big Brother

Leumuel: (Sobs)
Big Brother: Are you okay?
Leumuel: No Big Brother, it seems that Jane doesn’t appreciate me at
all. I want a voluntary exit.
Big Brother: Are you sure? If Jane is watching this now, what do you
wish to say?
Leumuel: I’m sure Big Brother. Jane, if you’re watching this, I really
want you to know how I really love you, cherish you and this about you
every day and every night. I love you, goodbye.
Big Brother: Okay, good luck and goodbye.
Music plays: I love you, Goodbye – Nina and Lamia – Drag me to hell
OST
Big Brother: Are you feeling well Defensor?
Micah: No Big Brother, I’m dizzy, I’m drunk.
Big Brother: I’ll call the meds.
Micah: Are you a cat? (Falls on the floor)

Scene 7
The TALK
The teenagers talked about what happened in the kitchen.

Jayvie: Guys, we need to TALK.

Angeline: TALK about what?
Leumuel: TALK about the thing Jane saw.
Jane: I don’t want to talk about it.
Mitch: If we TALK about it now maybe we can figure out who that was.
Renz: (Approaches) What are you guys TALKing about?
Bryan: We’re TALKing about what Jane saw.
Adrian: Let’s TALK about it now.
Jayvie: I’ll call the psychic, we can TALK about it later. Jane needs to
rest.

Scene 8
The Aders
Jane goes to bed and Defensor appeared under the table staring at
Jane.

Jane: AHH!!
Bryan: Who screamed?
Jayvie: Its Jane, maybe she saw Leumuel naked.
Leumuel: I’m right over here.
Adrian: Well then why did she scream?
Renz: Lets check it out.
Music plays: Come on vamonos – Dora
Renz: Jane is having a seizure.
Mitch: OMG! HAHAHA!
Jayvie: LOLOLOLOLOLOL. (Takes a picture)
Bryan: Leumuel, she needs you now!
Leumuel: I’m over her.
Music plays: Over you – Daughtry
Jayvie: I’ll call the psychic again.

Scene 9:
Psychic
All: (Watches TV)
Jayvie: Oh, here’s the psychic.
Geraldine: Here I am.
Music plays: Only Time – Enya
Geraldine: Where was the ghost seen?
Angeline: In Jane’s room.
Geraldine: (Puts hand on Jane’s head) Oh my God, this is a REALLY
BIG...
Renz: Head?
All: HAHAHA!
Geraldine: (Chuckles) No, A really big problem. Let me look deeper.
(Sees Defensor’s spirit.) Ah! My God, you are dealing with a…
All: What?
Geraldine: A Boogy Spirit. Have you played with anything
supernatural? A Ouija board perhaps?
Jane: Yes, why?
Geraldine: You fools, your generation is so stubborn! You are obsessed
with labels and extraordinary adventures!
Jane: It was only a game!!
Geraldine: There is no such thing as a game when you are dealing with
a Ouija board. You don’t know how powerful is the spirit you’re dealing
with. I’ll go now, I’d like to help you but it would cost you something.
Jane: What? Tell us please!
Geraldine: Give me all your load. 150 will be enough.
Jane: That’s all? What’s your number?
Geraldine: 09168883451, okay?
Jane: Yep. (sends message) I thought it was something else.
Geraldine: I’m not finished yet. Give me all your points.
Jane: What the. Ughh! My Gog! Here take my sim card!!! Eat it!! Stuff it
on your throat!
Geraldine: That’s more like it. I’ll be back tomorrow. I have a date to go
into. (Leaves)
Music plays: California Gurls – Katy Perry
 Scene 10
Psychic II

Music plays: Una Kaya – Pinikpikan

Geraldine: I’m here!!
(Thunder claps!)
Angeline: Thank goodness!
Geraldine: First of all, I need some barbecue, a glass of cola and a
cheese sandwich.
Angeline: Quick, we have the exact ones on the table.
Geraldine: (Eats food) Hehehe… I haven’t ate lunch.
Jayvie: What the –

After a few minutes…

Geraldine: We can start now, I’m full. Hehehe.
Angeline: Okay, can we start now?
Geraldine: Yes, light these candles will you?
Mitch: Sure!! Party party!!
Geraldine: Yeah, party party.
Song plays: Lamia – Drag me to Hell OST
Jane: AHH!!
Micah: Ikikikikikik!!!
Geraldine: Let’s start!! Everybody sit down!

Scene 11
The Last Stand

Music plays: Una Kaya – Pinikpikan

Geraldine: Una una kaya kaya!
Leumuel: Tik tik tik tik!
Geraldine: Una una kaya kaya!
Mitch: Ay!!
Leumuel: Tik!
Geraldine: Una una kaya kaya!
Leumuel: Tik tik tik tik!
Geraldine: Una una kaya kaya!
Mitch: Aaaaay!!
Geraldine: Ahummm!! Ahummm!! Sha-gi-di sha-gi-di sha-po-po.
Repeat after me.
All: Sha-gi-di sha-gi-di sha-po-po. Sha-gi-di sha-gi-di sha-po-po.
Mitch: Aaaaay!!
Jayvie: Asado, menudo, adobo, barbecue, tapsilog, chicksilog danupan
ku!! Asado, menudo, adobo, barbecue, tapsilog, chicksilog danupan
ku!!
Leumuel: Tik tik tik tik!
Bryan: Iskiribip iskiribip!! Iskiribip iskiribip!!
Mitch: Aaay!!
Geraldine: Una una kaya kaya!
Leumuel: Tik tik tik tik!
Geraldine: Una una kaya kaya!
Mitch: Ay!!
Leumuel: Tik!
Bryan: AHHH! THE BOOGY!!
Micah: Krikikikikikik!!
Geraldine: Wait!!
Micah: Huh?!
Geraldine: Can I get your number?
Micah; Uhmm, sure? 09276661313
Geraldine: How about facebook?
Micah: Yeah, boogy_sexybaby@bahoo.com
Geraldine: boogy_sexybaby@bahoo.com
Micah: How about friendster?
Geraldine: Facebook is good.
Micah. Okay, suite yourself, can we go on now?
Geraldine: Yeah. Okay go!
Micah: (Massages throat) Uhhwaaaaaahh!!
All: AHHH!!!
Mitch: Party party!!
Music plays: Una kaya – Pinikpikan
All: (Dances).

As they ran outside they saw a fishball vendor. They took a break.

Geraldine: (to Micah) Have a treat on me, please?

Micah: Ayss! Buy yourself!
Geraldine: Please?
Micah: Shut up!

After eating they bought soft drinks.

Leumuel: I want more! I’m so thirsty!

Bryan: Yeah me too.

Scene 12
The Tickler
 Fully Loaded

All: (Hid anywhere in the house)

Jane: (types on browser) How to defeat a boogy ghost. (Sees answer)
(Reads) In order to defeat a boogy ghost, you must have the following,
garlic, ketchup, flour, iodized salt and a necklace with a fish’s picture.
All: (Collects everything needed.)
Bryan: Okay we’ve got everything needed.
Adrian: Loading ammunitions.
Renz: Preparing ketchup.
Leumuel: Fish’s photo ready.
Angeline: Flour ready.
Geraldine: Necklace ready.
Mitch: Garlic and salt ready.
Jayvie: Camera ready.
Mitch: Party party baby!!!!
Jane: Let’s roll.
Music plays: Final countdown – Europe

Fight scene. Random things happening. At least 3 minutes.

Scene 13
Party party!!

Micah: I’m dying!!! Again!! Ihh!!!

Jane: Party party female dog.
Music plays: Party Pilipinas (Theme song)
Party scene then fades to black.

Credits
©Orayt 2011