isylmania LOVECE sday a would be spinning in his grave if got word of this raunchy comedy set Na Transylvania castle turned college. ember how the horses in “Young Franken- Y would rear and whinny in panic when heard the name “Bliicher”? Here they tto the words “Razvan University” with nce. That pretty much sums things up. ising the same characters and actors as in barely released, essentially straight-to-DVD nal Lampoon’s Dorm Daze” (2003) and hal Lampoon’s Dorm Daze 2” (2006), er-directors David and Scott Hillenbrand w up in Dix Hills) and writer-actors trick Casey and Joshua “Worm” Miller create a ankenstein-like patchwork that borrows not "only from the Mel Brooks classic but also from he “Underworld” movies, “Hostel,” “The Brain That Wouldn’t Die” and even vaudeville — that last being a poorly played variation on the “mir- Tor gag” made famous by Charlie Chaplin, the far ee Lucille Ball and even Bugs Bunny, pho all did it better... Cater ae stly thro 3 this clumsy comedy isn’t a broad spoof like the “Scary Movie” franchise, and is actually better for "having a genuine story and not being just a string of gags. On the plus side, Jennifer Lyons, in a dual ole as a squeaky-voiced coed and a scary demon- less, displays the same deft comic touch she’s howninazillion TV shows, and James DeBello nd co-writer Casey, as two of the college boys, havean appealingly assured casualness. ' Otherwise, fangs but no fangs. FULL CIRCLE RELEASING PHOTO Even these vampish vampires can't sink their teeth into the dead script of “Transylmania.” PLOT Horny, partying American college kids try to survive vampires and wacky horror at a Transylvanian university. CAST Oren Skoog, Jennifer Lyons, Tony Denma LENGTH 1:35 PLAYING AT Area theaters | BOTTOM LINE Drive a stake through it. At high speed.