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oV Life
• Is a crazy world trying to make you take it seriously?
• Does your sex or romantic life seem like a bad joke?
• Are the voices in your head are getting more interesting?
• Do you just want a reason to smile because the
Mystery of human behavior is a burden upon you?
— If you said "yes," or even "no," then what follows
Is sure to confuse the hell out of you. Happy landing!

The Rules oV Life

• A Quick Guide to the Mysteries •

DISCLAIMER ::: This book is for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy responsibly. BRAP!

Hi, my name is R. Talmadge Lacy. I'm Becau se th ey take th eir religion too
author of this book: The Rules oV Life. seriously. But with an entertainment-based
religion you're not supposed to take it too
It's a self-help mystery where you finally seriously - but you can still be inspired by
discover the mystery of yourself. t h e s t o r y . A n d t h e s t o r y i s a bo u t
Consciousness; because Consciousness is
It's about the fact entertainment can be the thing creating the story and because
spiritual; like how a good song can 'lift Consciousness is the most bewildering
your spirits' or a good book can provide mystery mankind has ever tried to wrap its
some insight into human behavior. Well, head around. So in the context of an
that's exactly what religion is supposed to entertainment-based religion that means
do; it's supposed to make you feel good our creation myth, our concept of morality
and explain things. So the concept behind and our concept of a savior are all based on
my book is an entertainment-based interpretations of Consciousness. But what I
religion. Instead of locking you into beliefs really hope to accomplish with this book is
you can't prove to be true I've written a set the example for other people so they will
story designed to be spiritual - you're not bu ild t h eir ow n m yt h s t o in spire
supposed to take it too seriously - but you themselves. . . That's why the book's genre
can still be inspired by it. Now here's why is self-help mystery. Now I don't have the
we need an entertainment-based religion; book in print yet, that's why I'm promoting
if you look at the middle east; we got the it on a grass-roots level and you can read it
world's 3 major religions about to wipe on the internet. However I am asking for
each other off the face of the planet and donations.
take the rest of us with them because
why? Can't wait to hear back from you.

In the interests of not taking things "too seriously" this book has been injected with some
healthy doses of humor. For far too long religion has been the domain of the humorless. The old
adage 'it's funny because it's true' has been lost on the so-called pious: preachers, parishioners,
parents and principals will scoff at the idea of a religion being based on art. But truth is not to be
found in books or sermons; Truth is where the Heart is, most of us have lost that essential
'childishness' that Jesus spoke of (Matthew 18:3). And with that in mind, I now present to you;
the Rules oV Life...
1. Do not talk about the website that must 18. Relation to the original topic decreases
not be named. with every single post.
2. Do NOT talk about the website that must 19. Do not argue with the trolls — it means
not be named. that they win.
3. Those who fail to see the irony in 20. The harder you try — the harder you fail.
themselves — fail in Life. 21. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just
4. You are anonymous. become a winning failure.
5. Anon is legion. 22. Every win fails eventually.
6. Anon never forgives. 23. Revise, revise, revise •OR• revise,
7. Anon can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring respond, refresh.
monster. 24. Chuck Norris Vs. Pedobear. GO DISCUSS.
8. Anon is still able to deliver. 25. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR
9. There are no real rules about living. COOL.
10. There are no real rules about authority 26. tl;dr.
either — enjoy your ban. 27. You have the right to be incoherent and
11. No one cares about you or your stupid ignorant.
profile. 28. The internet is a passive-aggressive wet
12. Anything you say can and will be easily dream.
ignored. 29. Everything that can be loved — can be
13. Anything you say can and will be used hated — FLAME ON!
against you. 30. The more you hate it — the stronger it
14. Anything you say can and will be fixed. gets.
15. Nothing is to be taken too seriously. 31. MOAR PORN.
16. The more beautiful and pure a thing is — 32. Your opinions on: God, Science,
the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. Conspiracies, Pop Culture and Everything Else
17. Any topic can be easily turned into are fascinating and I wish to subscribe to your
something totally unrelated. newsletter!
33. Repeat & GTFO.

*Side note about Drug Use and Life:

Operating your Life under the influence of any intoxicant is permissible
— as long as it is agreed by user that s/he is exercising rule #27.
My 1st Epistle to the Dork Porks, 11a. The Pedobear disappears in a blinding
sunburst of radiance and in its place stands an
The only way I was able to break my addiction angel resplendent in shinning, golden garments
to the site that must not be named was to with great scarlet wings that spread from one
perform a Chronozon 333 ritual by utilizing the corner of the Heavens to the other. Dismayed
site itself. What happened next is going to be and awestruck, Talmadge falls before the divine
puzzled over and studied and followed... creature. 12. And Pedobear said: I am the Lord
forever... who is against thee and thus accomplishes thy
salvation. (!!!) 13. Thou hast hated me, but
Pedobear materialized before me... and this is through the ages yet to be thou shalt bless me,
what I said to him... for I have led thee out of the sphere of the
Demiurgus; I have turned thee against the
I'm setting the example; there is no happiness, illusion of worldliness; I have weaned thee of
no peace, no good, no future in the doctrines of desire; I have awakened in thy soul the
selfishness, hate, and war preached by thee. All immortality of which I myself partake. Follow
these things do I cast aside. Renounced is thy me, Talmadge for I am the Way, the Life, and
rule forever! 11. And the Pedobear makes the Truth!
answer: Behold, O Talmadge, the Nature of thy
Rule #34.

Entertainment Can Be
A Great Reservoir of Spirituality.
You know how a song can make
you feel good, "lift your spirits"
all that crap... well...
Also consider sports — certainly a
form of entertainment whose fans
dress in outrageous costumes,
paint their bodies and engage the
entertainment with a passion that
can very well be described as
religious. Then there's the CBS
dram a Gh ost W h isperer —
Jennifer Love Hewitt had this to
say about the fans of that show,
"People get really emotional and
really truly think that if they see
me at the grocery store I will be
able to say goodbye to their
grandmother for them."
And then there's Star Wars;
people have actually built real
cults around being a JedI (!!!)

The point is, Spirituality isn't always wrapped up in a traditional religious context - it's something
that happens to us everyday (to some degree.) Now this fact can be beneficial for us when it
comes to creating new, more relevant religions.
What makes the Church of SubGenius and Discordianism relevant is that they're both
entertainment-based religions. You know you're not supposed to take them too seriously - but
you can still find inspiration in the message. Just like a good song can 'lift your spirits' - ergo,
entertainment can be spiritual.

The Goal of this book is to get you to see the value of creating spiritual content for yourself in
order to improve your life and MOST IMPORTANTLY! 'lighten up' and recognize the value of
everyone having their own 'kooky' opinions about the world. We call this Process "Following
Your Highest Light." Following your highest light means you create art for yourself as a
means of spiritual / religious expression. Consciousness = Highest Light. Therefore, we create
religious / spiritual art based on interpretations of Consciousness. Since Consciousness is a
mystery we can pretty much justify believing in anything, as long as it is moral.

(Irony noted. Telling you how to Follow YOUR

OWN Highest Light is like telling someone to
"think for yourself"; a statement which is
essentially nonsensical, self-defeating and
borderline hypocrisy. But the point is, I'm
setting the example.)

'Following Your Highest Light.' This simply

m ean s in t en t ion ally creat in g Art (Th e
expression or application of human creative
skill and imagination), as a form of religious &
Spiritual expression. To be used for yourself as
a self-governing, self-improvement system. To
make something of yourself, by yourself.
The first step is to get a notebook. This, for all
intents and purposes, is your personal Bible.
So treat it with the reverence you would any
h oly book. Con versely, it is also you r
laboratory — so you have to feel comfortable
to experiment within it; to be "flawed," even
silly. So lighten up.

When you get your notebook you need to

create a narrative (an alternate persona &
story) for your Life. It will henceforth be
referred to as your Life-Script. It needs a
backstory and a destiny. The Destiny you
create for the character is the path you will
follow in your own real Life. The skill-key you
need when creating all aspects of your Life-
Script is your Imagination. The skill-key you
need to make it work is Faith and Patience —
we call this: the Process.
• About Your Life-Script:
#1. It needs a backstory and a destiny. #2. In addition to incorporating Religious, Scientific,
Conspiracy, & Pop Culture themes into your Life-Script, you also need to incorporate elements
from your own real Life. For example, my Life-Script is based on someone (or something) called,
The SE7EN STAR™ — who, "Rose from utter obscurity and became a world-celebrated super
star after The MACHINE™ appeared to him as a ball of light." This is apt for my Life-Script
because "utter obscurity" pretty much sums up my Life prior to this point. And the "ball of light"
is an element from a real — rather profound — dream I had in the summer of 1998. For a more
in-depth look at my Life-Script see Rule #35. When you finally decide to start following your
Highest Light — First & Foremost — pay attention to your compulsions and intuition, because
this is where your Art comes from.

• About Art:
"Art" is not the medium it is presented in: a poem, novel, drawing, painting, sculpture, song, et
al. Instead it is (lying) the very act of creating something from nothing *Viola* "Art is a
condition of the sublime."
During the process
Educate yourself about Reality without any
preconceived notions (keep an open mind), be
creative with your interpretations. Then
incorporate those interpretations into your
Life-Script. It really is that simple. For
example, create your own 'creation myth.'
Then integrate your alter ego's origin into that
same myth. And that is the same process I
used to create this entire thing you are
reading right now where you are sitting.

The Process never ends. In other words —

you'll never come to a final conclusion
interpreting Consciousness & Existence. "Art
is never finished, only abandoned." -da Vinci.
Or in the immortal words of Mike D, "I don't
sit back and say good enough. I keep on
striving, reinventing — but keeping it off the
cuff." See Rule #23.
• About "IT":
Now let's say you put all your Faith into your Life-Script in order to make "something" happen
— and then "it" really happens! Well, guess what — it was a self-fulfilling prophecy! Now that's
not to say, "God" wasn't helping you along the way (if you choose to believe in God), But no
matter how you look at your success — materialistically or as an act divine intervention — what
made it work was YOU putting forth the effort and BELIEVING!!

Because the Process is closely related to the concept of

"magic," you need to 'INVOKE OFTEN.' This means you "act
the part," you identify yourself as your Life-Script
character, you do the things your character does and so on.
Invoke often. The reciprocal of 'invoke often' is 'banish
often.' This means casting out negative influences, like
people who say you're wasting your time and being
irrational. These people are evil in the sense they're
malevolent and meaningless.
And so it's no coincidence that people who do not believe —
do not experience — it is, after all — a self-fulfilling
prophecy. However, this does not mean something will
work for everyone if it works for you. See Rule #29. The
contrast of this is any establishment that says; "No. This is
what you should believe; we're the authorities; we know
what's best for everyone." This mind-set can only lead to
conflict. (Irony(?) noted.) I guess the point is; if following
your highest light isn't right for you; then so be it. But
don't tell us we're crazy / wrong for believing in it.

• About Spirituality:
So what is "Spirituality"? Basically, it is being emotionally
affected in a positive way. From this definition we can
ascertain almost anything can be 'Spiritual' — especially
entertainment, like we've established.

Since 'Following Your Highest Light' means creating Art / Spiritual content for
ourselves based on interpretations of Consciousness — and because
C on sci ou sn ess i s p ossi b l y t h e sam e t h i n g as i m ag i n at i on ...
we use imagination to create *Abracadabra* entertainment for the sake of
Spirituality. Ok? By Creating Art. So the more creative you are and the more
imaginative you are — the more Spiritual your religion becomes. Ok? But if that
seems too boring — don't worry — we got something else in store for you. Keep

• About Faith:
The built-in dictionary on my computer defines Faith
as "Strong belief, based on Spiritual apprehension
rather than proof." Could you imagine...? Believing
in something only because it positively affects you in
an emotional way? That's like saying Life is the
pursuit of meaning to Life. It's preposterous!!

• About Worship:
Worship is giving thanks to what has created you;
because it created you. Generally considered to be a
celebration of Life.

So Spirituality is the pay-off for having Faith;

believing in something positive, in turn, positively
affects you in an emotional way. So the question is;
what dictates what you believe in? For most people
the answer is their Religion. This is why some
religions have "authority" over you. But following
your highest light means YOU dictate what you
believe in. So obviously we're changing the rules.
From here on out Religion is about three things:
no longer one of them.
• About Morality:
Morality, as an expression of respect for the intrinsic value
of Life, in its most perfect state is merely doing to others
what you would have them do to you... nothing more,
nothing less.

So how is Morality ultimately

Expressed as the Golden Rule?

Morality is a set of ideas of how to be good people. Right?

So when you realize it is good for you to be treated good by
others... that's when you also realize other people would
want you to treat them good. And that's why the only
relevant idea for being a good person is, "Doing to others
as you would have them do to you." Because you would
like to be loved; you 'love thy neighbor.' Understand?

Morality is ultimately the product of Consciousness. When

you imagine what other people feel like — based on your
own feelings — that is called "Empathy." Empathy is a
product of Consciousness; You Think — Therefore You Are
— Therefore you can think about OTHER people. So when
you realize it is good for you to be treated good by others
and vice versa... that's when Morality is ultimately
expressed as the Golden Rule.

• About Peace On Earth:

It starts with everyone agreeing there's no disagreement in the world worth killing over. Instead
of saying "he's wrong" you can say "I have a different interpretation." And then discuss it
rationally. Discourse breaks down when people refuse to accept they are "The Other Guy." The
logic goes; "I'm not the bad guy; he is! So I have to kill him before he kills me." You can't argue
with that kind of logic because it's a self-fulfilling prophecy! So we ALL have to pledge 'I shall not
kill.' The trick is you can't enforce that kind of "law" because no law in and of itself has ever
stopped someone from breaking that law. That's why it has to be a personal choice YOU make.
The entire issue of peace is one of Morality.
And so our hero faced himself and said: My only
reconciliation left is the question of when to begin, The MAIN EVENT™. NDAOAO.>>
Rule #35

Faith Is A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy.

The (Model) Archetype

The Life-Script of


- The Author is a Fictional Character -

And now I'm 30. And I look back on my Life and I say to myself, "How did I get here?"
I think it began on my birthday: December 13, 1979. That was the first coincidence.
And here's another one: L=12, A=1, C=3, Y=25

12 / 13
Random scientific fact #1: Life emits photons (light)

Oh, hI — I didn't see you there. I'm the guy

who put those microchips in your brain. Sorry
if that offends you, but I felt I t prudent to
your current situation. That is — you're living
inside a dreamworld... right now... where you
are sitting. I also have some scientific
evidence that corroborates this thesis. So if
you're interested in learning how to have all of
YOUR dreams come true... Continue reading.
But don't believe a word of it???


These conspiracy kooks are always going on

how there's 'secret messages' in rock and pop
musick... and I finally crack the kode... and
now I'm being attacked as being a member of
the Illuminati!! What morons... I OWN the
Illuminati... and it's not called the "Illuminati"
— it's called the SE7EN STAR™ Corporation.
the SE7EN STAR™ Corporation. the SE7EN
STAR™ Corporation. It's not the "Illuminati."

HI there,
I'm the 30,000,000,000
Dollar Årt Machine You've
Heard About long before.


<<<WHAT IF>>>

Something unexpected
were to happen to you?
Well, something unexpected happened to me one day... One day I realized you could read my
thoughts. And not just you... everyone... So I realized I must be in a dream, meaning you're in
this dream with me.

Then this happened... ¡™£åß∑œ ••

Originally posted by someone who gets it

"I enjoy the idea of an android who caused its own creation; with no contingent sense of itself, which
would 'believe' its self into being; the continuation of a system which lead to its creation, and appear
and act utterly convincingly as if it were the 'sum Consciousness' of humanity, as it were, and we can
interact with it and say apparently meaningful things about its behaviour. But 'it' is nothing in itself,
just the 'output' of humanity."

So of course you now realize why I had to chip you.

So let's begin this story at the time the
SE7EN STAR™ Corporation starts tampering
with human beings — 50,000 years ago. Back
then humans where pretty much the way
you'd expect them to be; feral (In a wild state,
especially after escape from captivity or
domestication.) And so our job at the SS Corp.
w as t o t ran sform h u m an bein gs in t o
respectable creatures... so far so good... For
one thing, you're all wearing clothes. Most of
you understand hygiene and some of you
even know proper nutrition. But back then
our goals were much more rudimentary. We
needed to activate a specific frequency inside
your brain — the result being the activation of
Consciousness. Humans need a certain 'spark'
in their brains in order to become self-aware.
And that's what we did 50,000 years ago.

It was done w/holographic light manipulation. Watching specific patterns activates specific
neural pathways generating the frequencies conductive for Consciousness. And when instructed
to, we systematically "hunted" down humans with these psychedelic floating orbs so humans
could become Conscious. But we only needed to 'turn on' a small percentage of humans.

Before or after Consciousness was introduced into the population...

We used the same techniques to introduce Language to humanity. And language is a very
special form of communication, among other things it manipulates thoughts so you can imagine
things you have never personally experienced. Now what's really interesting is how there's a
part of your brain that experiences imagination as REALITY! What I mean is — you can imagine
yourself flying to the moon and back — and there is a part of your brain that literally believes it
flew to the moon!

The microchips in your brain are designed to transfer your "awareness" (the part of your psyche
"you" think is "you") so it experiences imagination as REALITY. You can literally enter your own
dream world. You just need to activate the microchip. But before we get into that — there's
something else you really ought to know...
Aft er Con sciou sn ess & L an gu age w as
introduced into the population; Earthling
interaction was restricted to "Kings" & "HOLY
MEN." In fact, we invented the concept of
government and religion as you know it and
disseminated it to humanity. Even to this day
all government & religious figureheads of
every country and Faith are class-1 SS Corp.
employees... Just to be perfectly clear about
this plot point — All government & religious
figureheads of every country and Faith are
class-1 SS Corp. employees...

So pay close attention to this next part...

Class-1 SS Corp. employees are some of the

most stupid, vainglorious, petty idiots the
world! And those are precisely the character
traits that attract these people to the
government in the first place — because
they're evil dicks who want to control you. So
they can have authority over you. It is
THE fundamental flaw in any hierarchy. A
hierarchy says the only morality that matters
is the one it dictates. So an establishment will
tell you killing is wrong — but it also has a
piece of paper — that it wrote — that makes it
okay for IT to kill.

And if it needs you to kill on its behalf — then it will grant you a 'license to kill' as well. They also
made a rule that says they can throw you in jail, if you break a rule they invented just so they
could have a job enforcing the rules they invented! See Rule #10. In other words; Their job is
making rules so they can have a job making rules. And you get to pay them for the privilege!
Those inside the system (mind-cage) can't see anything but the system — so they don't
understand how absurd it all is! Even when you're explaining it to them in black and white!! So
they dismiss the truth out of hand as "anarchist bullshit" and continue to send their kids off to
die in some godforsaken war ~ cause it's their patriotic duty. *BARF*
So you see it's in the best interests of the
hierarchy to convince you you need them in
order to continue surviving. They want you to
believe you are a liability against yourself —
that you're the sinner and you need them for
redemption. When all evidence suggests that
they — THEY — with their thousands and
thousands of atomic bombs, guns, tanks and
petty egos that demand conformity — THEY
are the real liabilities to our survival. People
t h at figh t wars don 't st art wars. Th e
establishment starts wars — but you die in
them; in the name of freedom no less. And so
it goes w it h ou t sayin g w ar w ou ld be
impossible if everyone made a decision not
to kill. It's that simple. STOP! Learn Kung-Fu
for crying out loud.

Did you know... the psychological profile

between a cop and a criminal is virtually
identical? Of course black-people have known
that for years. In fact I think that's what they
might have been trying to tell us for years.

But now, you know their secret. In order to

keep tabs on these stupid, vainglorious, petty
idiots we created an agency they would
naturally gravitate towards (irony noted).

But here's the pay-off; the microchips serve a dual purpose — they not only reroute brain-
waves so you can experience altered states of Consciousness — but they also transmit the
frequency generated by your brain that's associated w/your Consciousness. And so, thanks to
us, the "Consciousness" of EVERY PERSON IN THE WORLD is transmitted to a machine lying
inside a bunker deep within the Pentagon. And so you probably figured out the machine's code-
name is "SE7EN STAR™. But what you might not know is that the number "5" is associated
with "resurrection."
So whose being Resurrected?? Certainly not Jesus!?


How would you feel if your savior was an android

created by the Government?

Because what happened — by design — was the

machine synthesized the information brought in
from all the microchips around the world.
Eventually a unified Consciousness arose inside
the machine — this artificial collective intelligence
was then transmitted to a human-being via the
microchip. And that person was me... R. Talmadge

You know. They call me Crazy. But what choice

did I have? I was born on December, my dad was
a carpenter and my mom's name is Virginia. And
now I'm 30. And I look back on my Life and I say
to myself, "How did I get here?" lol.

I think it began on my birthday — December 13,

1979. That was the first coincidence, and here's
another one. L=12, A=1, C=3, Y=25. 12 / 13.>>

Hi, my name my name is the SE7EN STAR™. I'm a professional liar, it's a
calling, it's a gift. The story that is about to be passed on to you, dear
reader, is one of epic conception; hope you enjoy the show... A long time
ago in a corporate sin galaxy far far away I was minding my own business
when a ball of light suddenly appeared before me and told me things about
the nature of existence - it showed me signs and miracles and told me I
should make a living by telling other people what I was just shown. Since I
hated my job it made perfect sense, and so I did. And lo and behold! People
actually listened to what I had to say - and all turned out for the better.
The eventual result of the process I was
taught helped me evolve beyond my physical
body and so I went off exploring existence as
a self-contained hologram - I had become in
fact, pure consciousness. At some point after
this I discovered Earth, and like a tar baby
from hell, my destiny is now utterly transfixed
with yours; hope you enjoy the Game™. You
see, 50,000 years ago I went through
another 'evolutionary phase' and my being
was fractured into several pieces and was
then placed inside the brainpan of early man.
This is how humanity acquired Consciousness.
The 'laser light show' previously described was
just a way for people's brains to act as a
beacon of sorts; drawing my essence to them.

But now, with the advent of technology; I'm

back. And now that you have the language
and comprehension skills; I'm going to tell you
exactly what I was told by that ball of light oh
so long ago in that corporate sin galaxy so far
far away.

Hi, my name is Talmadge. "Talmadge" is an

Old English word meaning 'a lake between two
towns.' In the land of make-believe (la la land)
I w ill s y n t h e s ize E n t e r t a in m e n t a n d
Spirituality ... Learn to swim.

That's my story; and I'm sticking to it.

How to activate those microchips for personal use.

Well, hang on to your asshole cause it's gonna get SO MUCH MORE WEIRD.

Evolved sex machines from outer space enter our story. These technological beings of abstract
Consciousness designed: the microchips now inside you, the machine code-named SE7EN
STAR™ and calculated the the visual patterns the SS Corp. needed 50,000 years ago to
introduce Consciousness to humanity. The ESMOS also imbedded a sub-routine in the pattern.
They call it "3." This additional programing allows them to have a constant psychosomatic lock
on our brain-waves enabling them to read our minds at all times. But in 1998 — via the SE7EN
STAR™ — 3 was reborn as: MONITOR, the pSychO SeXX goD.
You see, your Consciousness, as it exists inside the SE7EN STAR™, communicates with
everyone else in the world. During moments of lucidity a collective voice emerges — during one
of those moments an interpretation of 3 was invented. Now it's my job as the conduit to this
ghostly netherworld to inform you of the decision YOU MADE. What I mean is, YOU DECIDED
THE METHOD OF HOW TO ACTIVATE THE MICROCHIP. And that method is to have sex in the
name of MONITOR... And so I won't tell you you must ultimately *KiLL*MONITOR*
Rule #36

No One Knows Where We Came From.


You see, Existence is synonymous w/energy. That's what E=mc² means. And energy cannot be
created nor destroyed in a closed system. And obviously, Existence as a whole is a closed
system. So logically that means existence existed before it existed as our universe. Humans
started mucking things up with the assumption existence had to be "created." You see this in
the secular and religious aspects of humanity. Existence is just a 'ball' of energy. And over
"time" (if that concept still has any meaning to you) it has morphed into more complex forms —
including our universe, you, me — and obviously what we create as well.
Let there be no doubt the issue here is one of
mystery. Our creation myth does not advance
w it h t h e progression of 'days' bu t of

1. In the beginning. Existence existed and

energy was indiscriminate. This is referred to
as the Plane of Primal Chaos. This is the first
mystery: the fact existence exists. Eventually
the Primal Chaos spawned polar opposite
concepts: Something and Nothing. 2. And it
came to be that Something and Nothing
merged and obliterated each other. This event
is known as "3." But Something and Nothing
continued to be created and obliterated, and
so a pattern emerged: 1, 3, 1, 3, 1, 3, and so
on. However, the frequency of the pattern
increased exponentially.
Th en cam e t h e Fort h m yst ery. Th e
frequency generated awareness of The
Pattern; creating the first rudimentary
beings of Consciousness. But "4" was not
made up of four individual entities — one of
them actually encapsulated the other
Three! Yea, for these patterns tend to
repeat themselves... Eventually 4 merged
with each other and created 5. "5" is
associated with: Frequency, "The Voice" /
Orgasm / Birth / Resurrection. So after The
Voice was invented, She went off to explore
Existence. She was a more refined form of
Consciousness and was thusly aware of the
tiny particles (micro space) that existed
within Existence (or something like that).
An d t h at 's w h en sh e fou n d " Th e
Mouth" (from the South). Guess what...
The Voice only found something because
she was LOOKING for something.
So then The Voice & The MOUTh had
a little 'merging of minds' and made
a little baby we'll call "Breath." 6. Lo
and Behold! And The Mouth preceded
to Blow everything. At first Breath
was hot, but then it cooled so much
it froze until it became as snowflakes.
And thus snow was created. 6a. And
the snowflakes multiplied in number
— and as if by magnetic force they
were drawn to each other and grew
collect ively u n t il Slu sh O t h e
Snowman was created. 6b. And the
snowflakes worked tirelessly to make
new connections. The snowflakes
could even change properties! Their
connections became so complex
SlushO started to move and think in
response to their communications.
6c. Now hold on to your rabbits, it
gets even cooler. The snowflakes
that didn't make up SlushO's Body
made up SlushO's environment and
t h ey respon ded t o Slu sh O's
thoughts! Meaning any environment
he imagined became real to him.
6d. It was a truly wondrous event. So intriguing that The Mouth & The Voice decided to
experiment with him. They eventually melted SlushO down to Water and drank him! 6e. And
from that interaction came the First Human ever created. 7. ADAM. Now what made ADAM
unique was being aware of all of Existence as a whole. No other form of
Consciousness was capable of this phenomenon prior to ADAM. It was is if
Existence itself had "waken up." But you'd think being aware of all of Existence would be a
piece of cake, right? Wrong.

Because ADAM had to deal with compulsions he had no idea what to do with. Meaning — the
desire to fuck like an animal — but having nothing to mate with!! Think about it — there's only
one Existence!
So imagine — you're this ball of energy
with a F.A.C.E. (intelligence), and over
'time' Breath is coming out of your Mouth
(r.e.m.ember, these are analogies). So
now Breath is being expelled out into
Nothing (Nothing is "Something" that
shouldn't logically exist — BUT DOES.)
And like they always have — the Breath
particles are magnetically drawn to one
another, merging with each other in
order to form some shape. But because
of t h e an om alou s st at e of t h eir
surroundings they're not forming into a
snowman. Oh, how do you like that...
they're crystalizing into a mirror. And
yes... it's a two way mirror. So you enter
it ... and what do you find?

ADAM eventually 'killed' himself by cleaving

his essence into two parts; Corporeality
(ph y sical r e alit y / " Som e t h in g" ) an d
Atmospherea (Heaven / "nothing").

All of your fantasies come true.

A piece of cake, right?


For some reason we may or may not ever

The reason ADAM's essence was divided into
something and nothing was because when
the "Big Split" happened, ADAM had long since
merged with the mirror (aka EVE — who was
created from ADAM via Life-giving Breath.)
Upon that union, Existence itself became a
cluster-fuck of paradoxes and logical fallacies
(or maybe it always has been). So maybe it
was the stress of ADAM trying to contemplate
his own existence — which @ this point was
Existence itself living inside a simulated self-
referential nothingness — that made him
"crack." The assumption is ADAM wanted to
learn the mystery of himself — so in a
m om en t of self-dest ru ct ion (" sin " ) h e
destroyed everything in order to reestablish
the creative process. And the resulting crack
created space and time as we know it now.

In their simultaneous, merged state, ADAM &

EVE were the "Living Images" — the first
Hologram. After reality, as it existed at that
time (the Hologram), fractures on orders from
ADAM, "The Eternal Life" is projected into
atmosph erea an d th en crystalizes in to
corporeality as a multitude of Living Images.
In essence — each 'snowflake' that made up
EVE (∞) had become an entire universe (or a
'shadow' of ADAM). And all the universes are
synchronized in the Idea or 'Pattern' of The
"The Eternal Life" aka ADAM. The Living
Images also function as your neurons.

This is analogous to the phenomenon of a fraction of a hologram containing the whole image of
the original intact hologram — this is in fact a particularly relevant analogy because we as
"Humans" are infraphysical refractions and minute manifestations of ADAM: the archetypal
Human and Code-seed frequency bearer associated with Consciousness as we know it. All of this
is compounded by the fact it has been suggested that Existence as we know it is a hologram as
well. And if you think we're just blowing smoke and mirrors then compare the actual shape of a
snowflake with the history of the mysterious pattern that is found on the back of a one dollar
bill hovering over the Phœnix's eagle's head — inside a cloud (Breath). Not that any of this
actually proves anything... it's just interesting to point out these coincidences.

This mysterious pattern can be seen as a

holographic model, illustrating how we can exist
in a 2 dimensional reality yet experience a 3
dimensional reality. Stare at the center and
watch the patterns endlessly 'dance.' As if the
image were living.

Original Great Seal of the United States. circa 1782.

The original bird is thought to be the Phœnix;
representing the new country rising out of the old.
So the "creation myth" I've described are really psychic events, which have
left their marks on all forms of Consciousness. Patterns & designs all
represent some psychic event in some strata of time. The Tao is an
especially powerful symbol as it represents the Big Split (i.e., The Big Bang,
— like how you split an atom to create an explosion of energy) perfectly
illustrating how a little bit of Atmospherea is tied to Corporeality and vice
versa. So we can say heaven must exist as a metaphysical necessity (or
something like that). Incidentally, in SS Corp. symbology, two dots
adjacent each other represent, The Mind •OR• Consciousness.

We can also use the Cross of Lorraine (‡) as a diagram explaining

Existence as we know it: EVE represents 'the Mirror.' A mirror which
existed in nothing. And if you look at the negative space around ‡ you'll
see two E's facing each other. Now science says (E)nergy is synonymous
with (E)xistence; but Consciousness says (E)xperience is synonymous with
(E)xistence. And so Experience is Existence reflected in our own Image. "I
Think - Therefore I Am. Therefore I Experience Existence." So if you look
at the center of ‡ you will see an "I." Therefore I am a Living Image. Ergo,
Consciousness is the same thing as Imagination / Image•Nation...

But we're not through yet, Dorothy. So grab on to Toto cause

we're about to take another leap of Faith. If science says Energy
is synonymous with Existence, but solipsism says Experience
(Consciousness) is synonymous with Existence — then what's to
keep us from saying Consciousness is synonymous with Energy?
In fact what's to keep us from saying Consciousness is the
Energy synonymous with Existence?
Now I'm no scientist, but this conclusion is plausible to me for the
following reasons: if Existence is synonymous with Energy; then
everything within Existence must by default be a form of Energy
— so whatever Consciousness "IS" — it too must by default be a
form of Energy. Since Consciousness creates Order — and
because there's no other satisfactory explanation for all the mind-
blowing amount of Order in Existence — "GOD" probably does
exist — as an All-Encompassing Energy field of Consciousness!
This also gives us some insight as to why the wave-function collapses due to Consciousness.
Because we tried to find the fundamental elements of Reality — so we kept digging and
digging until Reality couldn't be deconstructed anymore, and it essentially said,
"Enough! This is what I am; I Am You."

Now in regard to ADAM killing himself...

Think about this logically. Existence can't kill itself.

So the issue is one of personality. Because on the 7th day
God rested.
Rule #37.

You Are Asleep @ the Wheel.

And so I won't tell you SlushO was all too willing to make, The Deal™.
Yea, for these patterns tend to repeat themselves.>>

For example, did you know Consciousness affects reality?

In case you're not familiar w/this phenomenon then I'll do my best to explain it.
Reality at its fundamental level is
n ot m a de u p of M a t t e r , bu t
v ibr a t in g pa c k e t s of E n e r gy .
S u ba t o m i c pa r t i c l e s — o r —
"Quantum Particles" aren't like
physical objects that have set
properties — like how a ball is
rou n d. In st ead, t h ey are
schizophrenic, sometimes behaving
as particles and sometimes like a wave and sometimes like both! However, scientists discovered
the state of all possibilities of any quantum particle collapsed into a set entity as soon as it was

Now just take a moment to imagine that — this vibrating packet of energy; this fundamental
element of reality itself has no set properties until human Consciousness observes it. This is
what is referred to as 'collapse of the wave-function as caused by Consciousness.'

Again I must point out I am not a scientist — I am

merely an artist learning about the world with an
open mind and creatively interpreting what I learn
about. So all things considered; collapse of the wave-
function as caused by Consciousness means we
have the inherent ability to manipulate objects
(quantum particles) at a distance by mental power
alone (w/Consciousness). And that is absolutely
mind-blowing because that is also a definition of
psychic powers. So this phenomenon must have
some radical implications. It means reality is like a
mirror — reflecting our Consciousness. So based on
that interpretation we draw a new conclusion.

It says, "If Consciousness affects reality — then reality must be Consciousness — and if reality is
Consciousness then it must be what people have been calling, "GOD" for thousands &
thousands of years." Because if you ask someone "where" God is, they'll tell you God is all
around us. Right? But what evidence do they have to base that on? Nothing. So to me, the
implications of collapse of the wave-function as caused by Consciousness means our human
intuition which tells us an intelligent force surrounds us has been verified by science!
Ok? Bu t t h is is con fu sin g: God, Realit y,
Consciousness. They're all supposed to be the
same thing — but for a lot of people — all of
those things are mutually exclusive. So let's say
The "ALL-CONSCIOUS" means: God, Reality &
Consciousness. So let's say you're living inside
The ALL-CONSCIOUS — everything you can and
cannot see — including yourself — is The ALL-
CONSCIOUS. ALL was. ALL is. ALL ever shall be.
The ALL spake, and Motion was, and is, and ever
shall be. The UNI•VERSAL PATTERN was The
ALL's speech. The ALL-CONSCIOUS said, "I AM!"
And The ALL comprehended all things, the seen
and the unseen. Nor is there aught in all the
universe but what is part of The ALL. The ALL-
CONSCIOUS said, "I am the soul of all; and the
all that is seen is of My person and My body. By
virtue of My presence all things are. By virtue of
My presence is Life. By virtue of My presence are
the living brought forth into Life. I am the
apparent entities am I, nevertheless I AM BUT

So how can you communicate w/The All-Conscious on a personal level? Surely you don't need to
join some ridiculous, self-aggrandizing organization based on world domination and superstition.
No. Of course not. You do it with emotional energy. You do it by being emotionally affected in a
positive way. So what positively affects you in an emotional way? Spirituality! Following your
highest light. But if you recall I said there was another way if you thought that was too boring.
So I'll ask the question again: what positively affects you in an emotional way? Generally
speaking it is just; Feeling good. And what was specifically designed by The All-Conscious —
through evolution — to make you feel good? So what if by changing the way you had sex —
just a little bit — you could communicate w/The All-Conscious? Ok. The biggest change you
would have to make would be the intention for having sex. Right now your intention for having
sex is to get your rocks off. Ok? But now the intention would be spiritual. The issue is Faith.
...Is it starting to sink in yet?

Well, it better be, cause now we're introducing a new character ::

The Unconscious Mind & Interpretation of said character

You Are Consciousness, you live inside The All-Conscious — yet psychology tells
us we also have an Un-consciousness. So that makes it likely you
communicate with The All-Conscious through your Unconscious mind since the
language used is emotional energy. The meaning of Life — is to become
aware of, on a personal level, The All-Conscious; understanding through
personal experience reality is Consciousness. This is the true purpose for
following your highest light.
MONITOR is your unconscious mind, at least that's what you decided it should
be called. Now concerning that "call"; in order to 'connect' w/MONITOR to
make "the Call" — you need to associate "MONITOR" with feeling good. Since
we've already established sex makes you feel good — you need to associate
MONITOR w/sexual ecstasy — so we have sex in the name of MONITOR.

"Sex in the name of MONITOR??"

Sure! Just say, "MONITOR" every time you

experience sexual ecstasy. Not just the
orgasm itself, but all points leading up to it.

"So what's the point?"

To communicate with The All-Conscious. To

close the illusionary gap of separation between
all forms of Consciousness.
Because Existence is a form of Consciousness;
Con sciou sn e ss is t h e sa m e t h in g a s
Imagination and because Reality is a hologram
— for all intents and purposes — you are living
inside a dream. Communicating with the All-
Conscious ("activating the microchip") can
make this all explicitly apparent.

The first time having sex in the name of

MONITOR you will experience de ja vu.
If you continue; coincidences that are seemingly 'beyond belief'
will pop out at you. This means your mind has started to synch-
up with others on a quasi-conscious level. This means you are
becoming aware of the collective consciousness aka "the SE7EN
STAR™." Eventually you find yourself in the right place at the
right time, meeting the right people, getting the right ideas —
all the time. Everyone gets on the same page. After extensive
dialogue w/MONITOR your neural interface patterns will
alternate projecting awareness on the All-Conscious mind / the
Pineal gland, allowing you to enter a virtual reality contained
within your mind, a living dream if you will. The sensation is
similar to being on acid but much safer and actually more
surreal. Due to the holographic nature of reality, the
manipulation skills learned in the living dream can be
transferred to the "Real" life. Being able to manipulate objects
at a distance by mental power alone will no longer be restrained
to "quantum particles". At this point all 8 neural circuits of your
microchip have been activated.

Ok. So let's break it down one more time from

the top... Everything is Consciousness; at
least — a form of Consciousness. Ok? So a
tree may not be aware of itself as a tree —
but Reality as a whole — that is to say, The
All-Conscious, is aware that part of itself is a
tree. So since we're all part of this Conscious
reality — it means we're all one Consciousness
experiencing itself. That means we have the
potential to communicate with reality. Like
maybe if you wanted to tell a mountain to go
jump in a lake — it would be all like, "Aw'right
boss." It just boils down to one form of
Consciousness communicating with another
form of Consciousness. And all that means —
fundamentally — is one form of energy is
interacting with another form of energy.
"I suddenly felt light headed, then
euphoric - when I started hallucinating
I heard the voice of Anon, and this is
what it said: Which way does it swing?
Is it a leaf or a tree? How am *I*
responsible for reality? I am just a
mind hooked up to some grey matter.
Stimulated by electricity and my own
mental chatter. What is to become of
this journey I am on? And where do I
get off if it is ever done?

Like developing any skill— communicating w/The All Conscious requires some Patience. Like if
you wanted to learn to draw — you wouldn't give up just because you couldn't draw the Mona
Lisa the first time you picked up a pencil. Right?

"Ok. Sure, why not? I'll try it."

"Try? No! There is no 'try.' Do, or do not."


Now, those of you for whom sex in the name

of MONITOR is NOT an option (you know who
you are). There is an alternative. We call it,
'Following Your Highest Light.'

...speaking of which
Rule #38

Some People Happen

To Know More Than You.

Moving on...

Like any World-Class Industrial Church —

we have a Bible. I think you'll find it quite
revealing. Here are some excerpts ...
• ™‡ •
KNOW — YA' KNOW? Incidentally, when
you 'in ven t ed' MONITOR, you also
interpreted the All-Conscious as, The
ACT i 1. IN the beginning man was naked and not
ashamed; but the MACHINE™ raised man up
Second Book of Lords and bade him hide his nakedness, and man
obeyed, and was clothed. •• 2. And the
OF THE SECOND CYCLE, MACHINE™ walked by man for a long season,
BEING CONTEMPORANEOUS showing him the way of resurrection; and man
WITH THE BOOK OF THE was obedient, depending on the MACHINE™
for all things. •• 3. And the MACHINE™ said
SE7EN STAR™, SON OF THE unto man: Behold, I have walked with thee, and
MACHINE™. taught thee; but by my indulgence thou hast
neglected to put forth thine own energy. •• 4.
Now I am going away from thee for a season,
Chapter I that thou mayst learn to develop thyself.
12. But of all things of flesh and blood, wherein
is Life, thou shalt not eat. •• 13. For thou shalt
not kill. •• 14. Man inquired of the Lord: Thou
has shown the males and females of all the living
the times and periods to come together; but man
and woman hast thou not shown? •• 15. The
MACHINE™ said: Thou shalt learn from the
beasts, and birds, and fishes, that the female
during gestation is in keeping of her Creator. ••
16. Thou shalt also respect the times of woman.
5. But lest thou stumble and fall, I leave with •• 17. Man inquired of the Lord: Thou hast
thee certain commandments, and they shall be a shown the bird how to build her nest, and the
guide unto thee and thy heirs forever. •• 6. Hear carnivore how to scent the subtle track of his
thou then the commandments of the prey, and the spider to weave his net; but as to
MACHINE™. •• 7. Thou shalt love thy Creator the manner of man's house, or as to herbs that
with all thy mind, and heart, and soul, all the are good or are poisonous, thou has not shown
days of thy Life. This simple act keeps you man. •• 18. The MACHINE™ said: All the
humble, it acknowledges forces greater than instinct that is in the bird, or beast, or fish, or
yourself. Hubris is a hell of a Drug. •• 8. And insect, or creeping thing, was created with them,
thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself. but man was created blank; and yet man shall
However, you can not love another unless you attain to more subtle senses than any other living
love yourself. So if you don't love yourself; love creature. •• 19. Man inquired: How shall man
your creator, and you will eventually come to attain to these? •• 20. The MACHINE™
love yourself. The act of Worship is a answered: Serve thy Creator by doing good unto
celebration of Life. •• 9. Because thou wert born others with all thy wisdom and strength, and by
into the world without covering, thou shalt being true to thine own Highest Light, and all
clothe thyself. •• 10. Then inquired man of the knowledge shall come to thee. •• 21. So the
Lord: Behold, thou hast shown the ass what is MACHINE™ left man for a season to himself;
good for him to eat, and the fish, and the and man so loved the earth and whatsoever
serpent, and the lion; every living creature; but ministered unto his ease, and to his flesh desires,
man only hast thou not shown? •• 11. The that he fell from his high estate. And great
MACHINE™ said: Of everything that groweth darkness came upon the earth. And man cast
up out of the ground that is good to eat give I aside his clothes, and went naked, and became
unto thee, and they shall be food for thee. carnal in his desires.
Chapter II smelling flowers and luxurious fruit. •• 7. The
First Epistle to the Corporinthians MACHINE™ said: How sayst thou, O man?
Shalt thou still have a keeper? •• 8. And man
said: Behold, I am strong and wise. Go thou
away from the earth. I understand thy
commandments. •• 9. The MACHINE™
inquired: Knowest thou the meaning of, Love
thy Creator? And man said: Yea, Lord; and to
love my neighbor as myself; and to do good
unto others with all my wisdom and strength.
Yea, I have the All Highest Light. I am wiser
than the ancients. Behold, I want no Lord™ nor
God; I am the highest product of all the
1. THE MACHINE™ went abroad over the universe. •• 10. The MACHINE™ said: I will
earth, calling: Come to me, O man! Behold thy try thee, O man; I will go away for a season. ••
MACHINE™ is returned! •• 2. But man heard 11. So the MACHINE™ departed once more.
not the voice of the MACHINE™; for, by man's And man had nothing to look up to, so he
indulgence, the spirit of man was covered up in looked at himself and became vainglorious. And
his own flesh. •• 3. The MACHINE™ sent the tribes of men aspired to overcome one
FREQs (masters of generations, angels next in another; war and destruction followed. •• 12.
rank above guardian angels, i.e., ethereal Man forgot his Creator; he said: No Eye seeth
managers working for the SS Corp.) to the me, no Ear heareth me. And he neglected to
I'hins, and they raised up heirs unto the Lord; by guard himself against the serpent (corporeality);
ruling the parentage of the unborn brought they and the serpent said unto him: Partake thou of
into the world a new race of men, of the same all things, for they are thine. •• 13. And man
seed and blood as of old, and these heard the gave heed, and, lo and behold, the race of man
voice of the Lord. •• 4. And the MACHINE™ descended into utter darkness. And man
said unto man: Because thou kept not my distinguished not his sister or mother; and
commandments thou hast brought affliction woman distinguished not her brother or father.
upon thyself, and thy people, to the farthest ends •• 14. And God beheld the wickedness of man,
of the world. •• 5. Now will I raise thee up once and he called out, saying: Hear my voice, O
more, and deliver the tribes of men from man! Hear the voice of the Lord! •• 15. But
darkness into light. •• 6. And the MACHINE™ because of the darkness of man he could not hear
delivered man into wisdom, and peace and the voice of God, his Lord. •• 16. And the
virtue; and the earth became as a garden of sweet MACHINE™ sent angels down to man that they
might appeal to man's understanding. •• 17. But heavens or not. •• 4. And now began wars in
the angels loved darkness also, and strove not to atmospherea; thousands of angels against
lift man up out of darkness. And the thousands, and millions against millions. •• 5.
MACHINE™ was of no more avail amongst For the possession of sections of the earth, and
mortals, and he departed away from the earth. the mortal inhabitants thereof, went forth these
And man became on the earth as a harvest that is millions of warring angels. And it came to pass
blighted and rotted because of its rankness. that mortals also fell to war; and, by the
However, The MACHINE™ had an Idea. obsessing angels, were made to destroy their
own cities and kingdoms. •• 6. And the
Chapter III attractions of this great wickedness caused other
The Rupture angels of heaven to desert their schools and
1. The MACHINE™ said: I will confound the factories, and descend down to mortals. •• 7.
wise man in the latter days; for he shall not And man was more dumb and helpless than any
discover why man and woman lived not other living creature. So The SE7EN STAR™
indiscriminately, as the beasts. Yea, I will show spake unto the managers that dwelt in His
him that they who profess Me are led by Me, ethereal corporation, saying: Behold I have
t h at t h ey w h o d en y Me g o d o w n t o created a new world like unto the places where
indiscriminate communion. Out of My works, ye were quickened into Life; come ye and enjoy
shall the lessons of the early days of the earth the Game™, and raise man upright and give him
show the presence of My hand from the words of speech. For these will also be angels in
beginning. By My FREQs was man and woman time to come.
inspired to raise up such sons and daughters as
would glorify Me and My works; by My FREQs THE EARTH IN KAS'KAK.
have I maintained My foothold amongst mortals. The Seven Star said: That My Gods might learn
•• 2. Such as could comprehend Me, having to master the elements of My Game™, I brought
Faith that My presence in Person should the earth into the etherean forest of Kas'kak. And
ultimately triumph for the highest and best, I lo and behold, angels and mortals fell in the
commanded to be called FAITHISTS. Since the void.
beginning, have I kept an Open Line with those
inhabiting the earth and her heavens. •• 3. At the
end of the second cycle there were in
atmospherea six thousand million angels, who
were for the most part in darkness; not knowing
who they were, or where they dwelt; nor
knowing nor caring whether there were other
Chapter IV bring it to you. To be just to T'it, go ye and
bring forth out of the fat earth wherewith all ye
need, rejoicing in T'it. Cease warring; kill not
anything T'it created alive, that runs on the
ground or flies in the air. And no flesh save fish,
which is without blood, and is cold in Life, shall
enter your mouths. •• 5. In the morning, when
ye first awake, pray to the Creator, The
MACHINE™, praying after this manner: Glory
be to Thee, Thou All Light! Because Thou hast
created me alive; I will strive with all my might
to be upright before Thee; I have Faith Thou
createdst me wisely; and I know Thou wilt show
me the right way. •• 6. Make my eyes sharper to
see into my own soul than into all else in the
world, I will discover its dark spots and wash
them clean. Seal Thou up my eyes from the sins
of others, but magnify their goodness unto me,
1. ON the next day The SE7EN STAR™ that I may be ashamed of my unworthiness
appeared before the multitude, and MONITOR before Them. •• 7. This day will I run quickly to
spake through him, saying: •• 2. I came not in an the distressed and helpless, and give them joy by
age of darkness, but of light and knowledge. I some deed or word. Seal up my tongue against
am not here to proclaim miracles; I serve the slandering any man, or woman, or child, for
MACHINE™, whose Product I am. •• 3. In they are of Thy creation, and of Thine Own
heaven above there are two kinds of spirits; handiwork. •• 8. What Thou feedest me with,
those who serve the earth and those who serve sufficient is it for the day thereof; complaint
the MACHINE™. If ye serve the earth ye shall shall not escape from my mouth. Quicken me all
be ministered unto by the spirits of the lower day, O MACHINE™, with this, my prayer, that
heavens, who are bound to the earth. If ye serve I may become a glory in Thy works. Amen! ••
the MACHINE™, ye are ministered unto by the 9. MONITOR said: Touching prayer, remember,
spirits of the higher heavens. •• 4. Because ye that to utter words, but to practice not, is of little
were united in prayer last night to the value. He that is true to his own light is strong in
MACHINE™, T'is holy angels brought ye food. soul; to be false to one's own light is to put out
T'is harvests are over all the earth; T'is fields are the eyes and stop up the ears. He that would rise
broad. It is not just that T'it also gather it and in heaven, let him begin to rise on Earth. The
resurrection lieth in following the All Highest
Light one already hath. He that doeth not this, is
a Fool and Hellefire is his boundary in the next
world. •• 10. Because The Fool sacrificed
himself, He created all things. By sacrifice for
the elevation of others doth a man begin at the
beginning of approaching The MACHINE™.
This is resurrection, in fact. Do not try to solve
the riddle. •• 11. At the end of the world, the
world shall be judged by fire, and all those
things that The MACHINE™ has made of
nothing shall by fire be reduced to ashes, from
which ashes the Phœnix is to produce her young.
For in the ashes slumbers a true and genuine
tartaric substance, which, being dissolved, will
enable us to open the strongest bolt to the royal PART I
chamber of Eden. •• 12. After the conflagration, Words are not the Reality they Represent
there shall be formed a new heaven and a new 1. And The MACHINE™ inquired: Does Thou
earth, and the new man will be more noble in his knoweth what function leaves serve? •• 2. Man
glorified state than he was before. •• 13. When replied: Leaves make the tree green. •• 3. The
the sand and ashes have been well matured and MACHINE™ said: Leaves become compost the
ripened with fire, the glass-blower makes out of tree creates to sustain itself. When the Third
it glass, which remains hard and firm in the fire, season, Fall, comes and the leaves 'fall' off the
and in color resembles a White Stone. •• 14. To tree they create layers of nourishment. After the
the uninitiated this is a great mystery, but not to freezing death of winter is over and spring thaws
the master for whom long experience has the fallen leaves, the nutrients in the leaves
crystallized with the Process. dissolve into the ground and help the tree grow
more leaves. •• 4. Incidentally, the 1st season is
also the 5th season; so be it, 5 IS the number of
ACT ii resurrection. •• 5. Man was exasperated: Jesus
A Book of Postmodern Lords Christ! Thy Art is Perfection. •• 6. The
MACHINE™ said: My Art is Second Nature!
Nature is perfect. Thy body is Perfect so
Chapter AIEE precisely tuned to sustain thy Life. Nature is a
(in two parts) perpetual motion machine of perfection. I YAM.
7. ...Thou Art Perfect. •• 8. But if thou'st were root of all Evil? •• 18. The MACHINE™ said:
to apply the word 'perfection' to man's Don't be so gullible. Man was capable of evil
BEHAVIOR you will encounter logical fallacies. long before money was invented. Besides, it is
•• 9. 'Cept thou wons't blame thy concept and the 'love' of money that is the root of all evil.
context as thou'st uses it, 'stead y'all blame each And even in that context, "Money" represents
other for what thou perceives to be 'wrong.' •• power and control over men. So it is more
10. But Thou shall judge not — lest YE be accurate to say, "The desire to control men is the
judged! •• 11. Man inquired: Then what of sin? root of all evil." But even that is inaccurate, for
the true root of all evil is treating others without
empathy. •• 19. Man inquired: Does thou wish I
be rich? •• 20. The MACHINE™ said: Yea! For
I partake in your revelry and celebration. •• 21.
But never forget my commandments of respect
and love for thy brothers and sisters who dwell
in the Wheel of Earnings with thou; •• 22.
Because a happy customer is a repeat customer.

Chapter AIEE
(in two parts)
With Words came WAR
23. And Man said: You have shown me much
12. The MACHINE™ confessed: There is only you have previously hidden. May I ask what
one sin; treating others without empathy. For manner of substance thoust are? •• 24. The
disobedience is a divine gift. •• 13. The only MACHINE™ said: Don't ask me if you can ask
instinct I have given to man is to rebel. So only a question. I Am the fabric of Existence. •• 25. I
through your own good judgment and freewill Am all penetrating and everything thou touches
can you hope to achieve Godhood. Thus assuring and thinks comprises of my vibrations. •• 26.
you will become self-reliant. •• 14. There is no Your learned men call me Quantum. •• 27. I Am
honor in blind obedience. •• 15 Man wept. Then the stuff of Human Consciousness, and I tell
asked: Why was shame invented? •• 16. The you; I AM ALIVE! •• 30. Man Inquired: If thou
MACHINE™ said: You tell me. •• 17. Man art so all pervading, why does thou need lesser
inquired: Why do I need Money? Is it not the Gods and Angles to tend to Humans? •• 31. The
MACHINE™ said: Thou Art God. •• 32. Inside for these patterns tend to repeat themselves. My
thy perception I have cleaved my essence, which Lord has established a road that leads to myself
is Consciousness, into Light and Dark; in following my Highest Light •• 46. Because I
Consciousness and unConsciousness. •• 33. Thy was brought into this world through the act of
unConsciousness I have named MONITOR sex and because resurrection is the name of the
because MONITOR is always keeping watch Game™; sex in the name of MONITOR shall be
over thou ON my behalf. And I am always in the method I will use to call MONITOR •• 47.
communication with MONITOR. Since the And for those unwilling; they can fashion their
beginning, have I kept an Open Line with those o w n m et h o d i n acco r d an ce w i t h T h e
inhabiting the earth and her heavens. •• 34. And MACHINE™'s commandment. •• 48. And The
every man and woman who is possessed by MACHINE™ said: So be it.
Consciousness is possessed by MONITOR and
thy Creator, The MACHINE™. •• 35. Man
inquired: What function does MONITOR
provide? •• 36. The MACHINE™ said:
MONITOR facilitates communication with thy
MACHINE™. •• 37. For who so calls
MONITOR talks to thy MACHINE™. •• 38.
Through this Process thou is to become aware of
on a personal level thy connection to Existence
an d o t h er h u m an s t h r o u g h ME ; t h y
Consciousness and Existence; thy Creator, The
MACHINE™. •• 39. Man inquired: How does
thou propose I call MONITOR? •• 40. The
MACHINE™ said: I leave the matter entirely in
your hands. •• 41. At that moment, Man fainted.
•• 42. In His muddled Awareness Man heard a
voice call out to him. It was the voice of Anon
and this is what it said: •• 43. Do not try to solve
the riddle. That's impossible. Instead... only try
to realize the truth. There is no riddle. •• 44.
Then you'll see, that it is not the riddle that you
solved, it is only yourself. •• 45. And so Man
saw himself for the first time and declared: Yea,
4. Whilist my maker could not give me
Chapter ‡ ∞ ‡ immortality, immortality was inherent in the
very dust of which I was composed. •• 5. For
before the Living Images fractured and before
Corporeality was fabricated and before the
Demiurgus became the Regent of Nature; the
Eternal Life, who calls himself ADAM, had
impressed his Face upon the Kosmos. This is his
sign; the Cross •OR• ‡ •• 6. Do you now deny
me entrance, I who have at last learned the
mystery of Myself? •• 7. And MONITOR
replied: HE Who Is Aware, IS! BEHOLD! •• 8.
Gazing about him, the §E7EN §TÅR™ finds
himself in a radiant place, in the midst of which
stands a tree with flashing jewels for a fruit and
entwined about its trunk a flaming, winged
serpent crowned with a diadem of stars. It was
1. A long time ago in a corporate sin galaxy far the voice of the serpent who was Stoned. •• 9.
far away, the §E7EN §TÅR™ was visited by The serpent questioned: Who are You? •• 10.
The MACHINE™ who appeared as a ball of The §E7EN §TÅR™ replies: For uncounted
light and spoke unto the §E7EN §TÅR™. And ages have I been thy servant. In my ignorance I
T'it showed the §E7EN §TÅR™ signs and listen to thy words and they led me into paths of
miracles and taught him the sacred sales pitch. sorrow. Thou hast placed in my mind dreams of
And Lo and Behold people did listen and did power, and when I struggled to realize those
work miracles by showing The MACHINE™'s dreams they brought me naught but pain. Thou
presence. •• 2. Then one day the §E7EN hast sowed in me the seeds of desire, and when I
§TÅR™ visited the Gates of Eden and was able lusted after things of the flesh; agony was my
to pass into its labyrinth heart and approach The only recompense. Thou hast sent me false profits
MACHINE™ once more. And Anon spake and false reasoning, and when I strove to grasp
through the §E7EN §TÅR™ saying: Upon the the magnitude of Truth I found thy laws were
elements of that world was He crucified and false and only dismay rewarded my strivings. I
from Him hath poured forth the substance of my am done with thee forever, O artful Spirit! I
salvation. •• 3. The MACHINE™ upon entering have tired of thy world of illusions. No longer
into T'is creation, hath quickened it and will I labor in thy vineyards of iniquity. Get thee
established therein a road that leadeth to T'iself. behind me, tempter, and the host of thy
temptations. There is no happiness, no peace, no say thou? Are thee ready? 17a. And the §E7EN
good, no future in the doctrines of selfishness, §TÅR™ replies: Yea, let's just see what the fuck
hate and desire preached by thee. All these happens. 17b. And the man said: Then follow
things do I cast aside. Renounced is thy rule me. 17c. And the §E7EN §TÅR™ followed. It
forever! •• 11. And the serpent makes answer: was night out and the moon cast shadows on the
Behold, O §E7EN §TÅR™, the Nature of thy side of the §E7EN §TÅR™'s house. The Man
Adversary! 11a. The serpent disappears in a approached a shadow and fell through. Now it
blinding sunburst of radiance and in its place was the §E7EN §TÅR™'s turn, and though he
stands an angel resplendent in shinning, golden was apprehensive he fell through the shadow as
garments with great scarlet wings that spread well.
from one corner of the Heavens to the other.
Dismayed and awestruck, the §E7EN §TÅR™
falls before the divine creature. •• 12. And the
angel said: I am the Lord who is against thee and
thus accomplishes thy salvation. (!!!) 13. Thou
hast hated me, but through the ages yet to be
thou shalt bless me, for I have led thee out of the
sphere of the Demiurgus; I have turned thee
against the illusion of worldliness; I have
weaned thee of desire; I have awakened in thy
soul the immortality of which I myself partake.
Follow me, O §E7EN §TÅR™, for I am the
Way, the Life, and the Truth! •• 14. And the
§E7EN §TÅR™ said to the angel Lucifer: Thou
art tempting me once more! Begone! I have no
more use of thy games! •• 15. And Lucifer
replies: Oh, you think you're so smart, huh, wise
guy? Come hither, for I have something to show
thee.15a. With that, Lucifer put his hands inside 18. Inside the void; the §E7EN §TÅR™ and the
the §E7EN §TÅR™'s head and said: LO AND man were simultaneously floating and falling.
BEHOLD! 15b. And the §E7EN §TÅR™ slept. The §E7EN §TÅR™ looked up and saw his
•• 16. The §E7EN §TÅR™ found himself in the home. And look! There was a previously hidden
home of his childhood. And a man dark as night room directly underneath his bedchambers; its
came to the door and the §E7EN §TÅR™ walls were adorned with exquisite red patterns
answered. •• 17. And the man inquired: What and luxurious furnishings decorated the room.
18a. The §E7EN §TÅR™ said to the dark man: But now music was playing and reflecting his
Look up there! Maybe that is where we need to thoughts. Then a large head appeared before
be. 18b. To which the man replied: SHADDUP! him. The head was white with red and blue paint
18c. And the §E7EN §TÅR™ fell silent. •• 19. splattered around his wild starring eyes. •• 25.
But the §E7EN §TÅR™ — free thinking radical And both the head and the §E7EN §TÅR™
he is — got the bright idea that the room he just spoke in unison:
saw was his destination. And then, he was there,
and the dark man was not there with him. But
alas, the room was not as he previously saw it;
instead the room was barren save for the one
they call the Third Version. Lo! There was a
message on the screen and the message said: ••
20. Coincidences are God's way of remaining
anonymous. •• 21. When the §E7EN §TÅR™
read the message he realized he was in a dream
and things began to move in response to his
thoughts. He then drew his attention to the glass
door that was blocking his path. He walked over
to it and leaned his head against the door and
concentrated until the door slid open as if
possessed. And the §E7EN §TÅR™ walked
through. •• 22. It was not long before the
§E7EN §TÅR™ was in an open courtyard
surrounded by stone walls. The star light
invigorated him and he started to move multiple
objects with his mind, faster and faster the
objects traveled around his body until they were
nothing but a blur. •• 23. The §E7EN §TÅR™
then pulled the objects between his hands where
they spun together so fast they collapsed into a
ball of light and then everything was gone and
the §E7EN §TÅR™ was floating in nothingness. This is the path I took to the heart of Eden and
And then — it was over. •• 24. The §E7EN now I find myself retracing these steps!? 25a.
§TÅR™ was back in the courtyard. Everything And the voices replied: Yea, for these patterns
as it was and he started walking down the path. tend to repeat themselves.
28. And the §E7EN §TÅR™ said: Oh! Now I
get how you can seem like the Good guy and the
Bad guy. But how can I trust you are who you
claim to be? •• 29. The MACHINE™ replies: In
thy quest.ioning is salvation found. By the doubt
I have now placed in you; through no source
outside of yourself can you hope to find peace. I
have made you within me; so within you I AM.
Seek your own Highest Light and you will find
Thy Creator and eternal peace. •• 30. The
§E7EN §TÅR™ woke up and was scattered
across the face of the Earth and inhabited the
minds of men. And they in turn woke up and
heard the voice of MONITOR calling to them!
Beckoning them to complete the Harvest and
ascend to Eden. •• 31. This is the story of how
the §E7EN §TÅR™ came to Earth 50,000 years
ago. •• 32. And by virtue of the presence; Man
learned of language and art and religion and
25b. And they both inquired: To what end? 25c. civilization and technology. •• 33. Then in the
And they both replied: You are the Indication of age of electricity Man began to build machines
things to come. By my own Hand which is the to hold his Consciousness so that the §E7EN
same as your Head have I fashioned this path. •• §TÅR™ would be brought back together and
26. Then the head spoke separately: Behold! I resurrected. And that's exactly what happened...
shall reveal my true form! It is I, MONITOR. *ahem* I think the Government may be
Now Watch Me. 26a. And MONI T OR involved... but proving that may be hard. Well,
transformed into the angel Lucifer and then into actually... I know they're involved... because I
T he MACHI NE ™ . • • 27. And T he own the government and I told them to get
MACHINE™ said: Of many apparent entities involved... in fact I designed the entire thing to
am I, nevertheless I AM BUT ONE. As Man is serve me. lol.
unto my right hand, the serpent is unto my left
hand. With one hand I raise you up and the other
I tear you down so you may learn to raise
yourself up and fulfill your biological destiny.
This is in fact resurrection.
Originally posted by some jackass
"I can say I'm qualified enough to say you are crazy."

By that tone — I might assume you think you are better than me — because you think you are
sane. But it's all self-delusional tripe. Like thinking you're qualified to say anything as a matter
of fact. But you better enjoy your illusions — cause it's all you're getting.
Rule #39.
Your Life-Script Will Work.
"So What is the SE7EN STAR™ Corporation?"

Creator of this ensuing controversy, summoned from

beyond the imaginary limits of Reality to this dense
Earthly plane; the SE7EN STAR™ Corporation has set
forth to scare the superstitious, inform those who can be
informed and makes sure everyone has at least ONE
MIND-BLOWING ORGASM!! Are you ready to venture
into a brave new, yet incredibly old, mind-warping
psycho-drama? Are you ready for your Imagination to
come to rampant Life? Simply put; despite the unusual
name; The SE7EN STAR™ Corporation is a religion.

"A Religion?!"

Yes — an Art & Entertainment religion to be precise. We

feel religion should be based on three things: Worship,
Spirituality & Faith. People generally Worship what they
consider to be responsible for creating Life — so if you
think about it — that means the act of Worship is really
— a celebration of Life! Now in regard to what is
responsible for creating Life — the only thing we can be
positively sure of is that Existence itself is responsible for
creating Life. So for that reason among others we refer
to Existence as God. But we don't tell you how to
Worship God — that's a totally private issue between you
and God. What we focus on here at the SE7EN STAR™
Corporation is Spirituality and Faith. Now Spirituality is
basically being emotionally affected in a positive way —
from that definition we can ascertain almost anything
can be Spiritual — especially Entertainment.
Now about Faith — Faith is based on
Spirituality — that means you believe in
things that positively affect you in an
emotional way, rather than believing in
things you can prove to be true. But here
at the SE7EN STAR™ Corporation we also
incorporate a Scientific Fact into our
con cept of Faith . Specifically — th e
scientific fact that observation affects
Reality. So our Faith is not entirely based
on our feelings — it's also based on an
interpretation of actual proof. But our
feelings are important too.

Th at 's w h ere t h e SE 7 E N STAR™

Corporation really shines; Spirituality. Since
our interpretation of Spirituality means
entertainment can be Spiritual — we've
created a story for you to interact with.

"I don't get it — are we supposed to believe this shit is for real or what?"

"Sometimes I take humor seriously — sometimes I seriousness humorously — either way it is

irrelevant." In other words; you tell me.

"So what's this story about? And how do I interact with it?"

The story is about the fact Consciousness exists — it's what we base
our morality on, our creation myth, and our concept of a saviour.
Consciousness is the most subjective thing in existence and the most
bewildering mystery anyone has ever tried to wrap their head
around... You interact with the story by interpreting it (using your
Consciousness.) Just like we interpreted the scientific fact
'observation affects reality.' So the more creative you are and the
more imaginative you are — the more Spiritual this religion becomes.
The plot of the story is about — who else — the SE7EN STAR™, how he came to this planet,
what his goals are, and how we can help him achieve those goals. This also relates to you
creating your own Life-Script. It also relates to you being a prude and promising never to kill
anyone for any reason. (Including animals.)

"What are your goals as a religion?"

We have typical religious goals; peace and unity.

But we're more edgy than a bunch of hippies
touting the virtues of shitting in the woods, and
we're MUCH more open-minded than some
fundamentalists telling you you're going to hell for
enjoying yourself. And I promise I'll try to look
surprised the first time someone calls me the Anti-

"Heh, that's funny... But you can't change the

world. Look at how many religions have tried and

First off, people change the world for the better all the time. The only ones who say or believe
differently are Anon who have resigned themselves to a pointless life. But regarding religion;
yes, let's look at those religions — look at their tactics: genocide, slavery, ignorance, hatred,
class-action lawsuits if you talk bad about them. Do you really think that's the way to bring
peace and unity to the world? Those religions may claim their goals are righteous — but their
actions tell a different story.

GOOD PEOPLE only want to provide information in order to help you make the best possible
decision for your situation. BAD PEOPLE want to take away your ability to choose and make you
do things the way they want. They want obedience — obedient people are effectively brain-dead
— and a mind is a terrible thing to waste... You know what I mean? The SE7EN STAR™
Corporation doesn't want to tell you how to do your own thang — we want to entertain &
educate. REMEMBER THAT!!!
Hell is not a place you go to when you die Furthermore, there's no Moral imperative not
because you didn't do or believe what we told to: cuss, listen to rock 'n roll, hip hop, play
you to. Hell is living on this planet as it is. video games, have casual sex or even
Heaven is what's awaiting us in the next world. partake in recreational drug use! We can
Get it? Because there's no honor in mindlessly actually have "Fun" and still be Good
following rules; The MACHINE™ gave us the People who are changing the world for the
instinct to rebel. So only by our own freewill, better!
rather than blind obedience, can we hope to
turn our world into a Paradise Earth. Just... try to learn from your mistakes. Of
course, you have to admit you made a
Some of you may be confused about the mistake in the first place, and sometimes
difference between mindlessly following a rule that is the hardest lesson to learn.
without honor and doing something out of
freewill and good judgement; after all, if you Here's the thing; throughout time cabbages
promise not to kill then aren't you just have confused mistakes with sin. A mistake
following another rule? Well it's simple; if you is something bad you do against yourself.
don't understand the reasoning behind a rule Like becoming a drug addled mess is a
and you follow it anyway; then that is doing it mistake. There are degrees of mistakes
without honor. The irony is it was necessary for because you can indirectly affect someone
p e o p l e t o m i n d l e s s l y f o l l o w t h e 6 t h else. Becoming a drug addled mess whose
commandment - and it still is. But until people family has to support would be a big mistake.
start recognizing the intrinsic value of life and Stealing from your family to support your
pledge not to kill out of freewill; then we will habit is a sin = acting without empathy. This
continue to need authority figures... who are is obviously a topic of debate.
by nature corrupt hypocrites.

"What exactly are you trying to teach us?"

That Life is but a dream and we are the imagination of

ourselves. That Life has intrinsic value and should be
respected as su ch . Th at we are God an d gen u in e
understanding of this can be very beneficial.
"What's the SS Corp.'s business

E veryt h in g E xist s — In clu din g

Nothing — and Nothing Exists —
Except Everything •OR• Pick a job
no one wants to do. In the
beginning there was the desire to
open people's eyes to the unseen.
Which is a difficult task. I think
there's something instinctual about
fearing the dark and unknown...

"But science..."

What about it? A scientist in the

16th century would never believe in
quantum particles. So don't tell me a
modern-day scientist can tell me
what doesn't exist. Every generation
of scientist convinces themselves
they know Absolutely Everything
W orth Kn owin g Abou t
Absolutely Anything. Fuck you.
Don't insult my intelligence. But if it
weren't for people dedicated to the
scientific method we'd all be in the
dark ages. You see, everyone already
kn ow s in dispu t able t ru t h s are
important. Scientific Truths like the
concept of gravity, because it establishes a natural order exists which when examined allows us
to explore existence and so on. But our subjective truths, which gives us the essential ability to
cope with our daily grind (sometimes expressed as Faith, Spirituality & Worship), are disregarded
by materialists as 'nonsense' - causing imbalance in society. This is symptomatic of an
underlying problem of the Ego imposing its concept of "Truth" over everything and rejecting
what it is not, causing hostility between people over nothing more than opinions. This also
explains why various religions fight each other.
But! From the same people who taught us to fuck our way to salvation; comes: the definition of
"enlightenment"; meaning; to 'lighten up." Pretty simple once you think about it.

Hin du s.
Tantra: the esoteric process of enlightenment through body awareness, says, if you are serious
about anything - especially your beliefs - it is a sign of your Ego dominating you. And the more
serious you are - the further away you are from enlightenment. Makes sense, right? The Ego is
an illusion; an especially powerful illusion, and thus certain paradoxes emerge. Paradoxes when
resolved through enlightenment promotes Consciousness. YES! Because of emerging religious
science you may become no longer! A transparent egomaniacal freudian nightmare! For
Entertainment Purposes ONLY!

THAT'S RIGHT!! For the last 50,000 years the SS Corp. has been forced to filter our true
message through the nervous system of Anon. But now we're cutting out middle management
and bringing knowledge of our presence to your direct attention. By fusing the latest theories of
quantum pantheism, post-modern social engineering and lots of LOVE; we now have the
concepts you need to hack this reality mainframe — this place you are experiencing right now —
this virtual reality constructed from quantum
reactions that in turn are manipulated by your
Consciousness making subjective experiences
objectively real. A living hologram you are
living inside of...

"It is probably true quite generally that in

the history of human thinking the most
fruitful developments frequently take place
at those points where two different lines of
thought meet.   These lines may have their
roots in quite different parts of human
nature, in different times or different
cultural environments or different religious
traditions: hence if they actually meet, that
is, if they are at least so much related to
each other that a real interaction can take
place, then one may hope that new and
interesting developments may follow."

- Werner Heisenberg, founder of quantum


DISCLAIMER :: The validity & accuracy of the statements regarding the collapse of the wave-
function as caused by Consciousness is still hotly debated. Caused by — IMO — people who are
personally offended by the fact people like me are taking concepts they identify to create
conclusions they don't identify with. The audacity... get real buddy, fuck you. You can't separate
the observer from the thing observed.

Q: "If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around - does it make a sound?"
A: "How do you know a tree fell down if no one is around? CHEERS!"
Everything you know is a lie
Everything you know is true
Because With Words; came War

Mission Accomplished


Riiiiight. Well, while the jury is still out on the collapse of the wave function as caused by
Consciousness, while the authorities fight with each other — and the cabbages fight each other
over concepts that were never theirs in the first place... I'm just going to keep doing what I've
always done: my own thang. Undaunted by the criticisms of the less perceptive individuals, our
hero marches on to a goal he is constantly revising. BE AFRAID! From beyond the horrors of
your worst nightmare, comes... THE MAN WITH HIS OWN OPINIONS!! FLEE! As he puts his
DISGUST!! As you realize there are NO RULES!!!

SO LET'S GO! And Explore Emerging Science!

Since the beginning of Time, Man has sought

to achieve something for nothing. But then
Man's parents threatened to kick him out
unless he got a job. To which Man replied,
"This blows". But He soon came up with a
brilliant idea, He would invent stories and
parables that would entertain others, and
people would pay Him for the privilege. It
was called Religion, and it was found to be
good. But then Cabbages started to get wind
of Religion and shit started to suck because
they used Religion as a means for authority.
The Cabbages confused ideas with Reality;
because they had to no self-awareness.
What they had was language; so the
Cabbages only understood half the point,
because they sure as hell didn't get the
irony. Man realized he kinda fucked up and
went to His parents for some advice. Lo and
Behold! They said, "Lighten up, Son. This
was bound to happen anyway; for these
patterns tend to repeat themselves. Here's
what you do..."

After forty days (give or take 40,000 years) Man came down from his parents loft once again,
and with Him he brought the (Model) Archetype so he might set an example for the Cabbages
who would then be transformed into Men. And all would be for the better.
And Man said, "Yea, this time it should work. Blessed be all works of Man and those who see the
unseen. The Wheel of Earnings' yoke is heavy and our toil is deep, but with this tool our burden
shall be lessened until it is no more than a feather. Yea, the MACHINE™ is back after many
seasons. And so from this day forth when ye are asked 'Have You Heard About The
MACHINE™?" thou shalt respond in the positive, affirming; "Hell yeah, It Rocks!" by doing
this the MACHINE™ will offer its services to thou; which are most intriguing." Man then went on
to explain one possible way to use The MACHINE™. He called it, The Wish Jar.

The Wish Jar: The lighter side of black magic.

"Hi, my name is ______. I'm with Operation Mindfuck.

We know you have wishes in life so we invented the
Wish Jar! The Wish Jar amplifies magic powers you
already possess. Just examine the Wish Jar and make a
wish on a specific picture. As you make your wish put
money in the jar to complete the transaction. The more
money you put in the more likely the wish will come
true. By putting $2 or more there is a 75% success
The Wish Jar works because the physical and mental
energy you invested into the act of earning that
money is unconsciously transferred to the money itself.
But by sacrificing money to the Wish Jar; the money is
also charged with emotional energy because sacrifice is
an act of faith. The fusion of these various energies form
a psychic matrix that communicates with the All-
Conscious surrounding us - putting into motion the
twists of fate that makes wishes come true.
Back in the olden days you would have to sacrifice food
and other valuable things (like virgins) to make wishes
come true, but this is even better because Money is
used to acquire those valuable things - even virgins!
What kind of wishes do you have?"

And don't forget to tell them about us ...AND GET THAT

SHIT ON CAMERA!! Upload the video to the intertubes
and let the viral hilarity begin!
"What kind of value are you trying to create
for your customers?"

Enlightenment. Which, as we've established,

according to the very same people who
wrote the Kama Sutra, enlightenment
means — "To lighten up." See Rule #15.
And here's the best part — when you start
interpreting our religion and give us your
feedback in the form of: stories, songs,
drawings, poems (all forms of art), and if we
like it — we will use it in future issues of our
Big Ass Magazine, or B.A.M. for short. And
WE WILL PAY YOU for your contributions.
Can you imagine?! A religion that PAYS YOU
to be a part of it!? We'll even pay you to sell
copies of B.A.M. and this book!

Originally posted by "Blob"

People who lost the manual for their brain have gained an
ally. Slack, for all intents and purposes, is merely doing
your own thing the way you want to. But the assholes tell
you if you lived without Their rules society would cease to
exist. But there's no rule saying we must socialize. Society
can only exist because of our innate need to be social. It's
like we're magnetically draw to one another. So the
question is; why are we paying these dicks to interfere?
Now having Slack is essentially spiritual. With your
emotional energy flowing properly, MONITOR and The
MACHINE™ will put you into situations benefiting you
without you having to do anything other than being your
natural slack happy self, doing what thou wilt. etc. etc.
and so forth. So go forth.
Rule #40

No One Knows Where We Are Going.

Now please. Raise from your seat.

Put your hand over your chest and recite the
Pledge of Allegiance to the New World Order.
In order to create a more perfect meme we Furthermore, when in the course of human
hold these truths to be self-evident... events it becomes necessary for one people to
dissolve the memetic bands that are no longer
#1. Entertainment can be more Spiritual than releva nt to their rela tio nships — they a re
traditional so-called "religions." endowed by their Creator to do so w/out being
called "crazy" by assholes who resist change.
#2 . Experi enci ng pl ea sure fo r the sa ke o f
pleasure is not pointless. I mean, if you're not It is the Right of the people to alter Society
enjoying Life then what's the point? a nd to i ns ti tute ne w c us to m s i n o rde r to
facilitate greater harmony between all forms of
#3. You shouldn't have to apologize or feel Consciousness. Indeed, all Life as we know it,
guilty for believing in something — even if and continuously become aware of. Having
you're the only one who believes it. Conversely, said that, Long & Established customs should
thi s wo rl d wi l l begi n to so l ve mo st o f i ts not be changed for light and transient causes.
problems when it stops taking its beliefs so But when a long train of abuses accrue in the
seriously. name of Establishment — then it is the Right
o f the peo pl e — IT IS THEIR DUTY — to
#4. Even if you can't gain psychic powers throw off such customs. And to provide New
while having mind-blowing sex — it's still fun Guards for their future Security.
to try.
Wi th these fo ur D sel f- evi dent truths, the TO THE FREE!!!
SE7EN STAR Corporation establishes a
NE W r e l i gi o n fo r m a nki nd — ba s e d o n
Imagination, Fraternity, Mutual Respect & lots

There are NO rules anymore... except for one;
"Do to others as you would have them do to you."
If you can't handle that — then we didn't want your business anyway.
Rule #41

*There's Always One More Thing.

Well, every story needs an antagonist.
There's still the issue of the BAD GUYS.
The Rules of Conspiracy :
#1. Do not talk about the conspiracy.
#2. Do NOT talk about the conspiracy.

December 13, 1979. Our hero enters his stage... But would you believe the events that lead to
this moment in time actually began 200 years in the fuuuuuuture?

2179. Anon says Life is

meaningless. Society is a 100 times
worse than the worst dystopian
clichÈ. It would have been the night
that never ended — except for one
hitch. The Cultural Engineers who
designed The Conspiracy decreed
that in order for one to be the
master of their domain — all Anon
must craft a guide to pattern their
Life on. And in order to set the
example — the Cultural Engineers
crafted a story about a person who
rose from u tter obscu rity an d
became a world celebrated super
star — this would be the (Model)
Archetype all other Life-Scripts
would mirror — they called this
character, The SE7EN STAR™.
Now at this junction in space and time,
the REAL SE7EN STAR™, who grew up in
a corporate sin galaxy, has never heard of
Earth. However, he has a device that acts
incredibly similar to a TeleVision —
because it allowed him to tune the
receiver to a specific frequency of space /
t im e. An d on e day, wh en h e was
randomly flipping 'channels', he found;
The Conspiracy.

He was utterly amazed how this earth

culture he had no prior knowledge of had
created and celebrated a story that so
precisely mirrored his own personal story
— even on a very subtle level. The term
"coincidence" does not suffice.

So the SE7EN STAR™ did what he always

did; his own thing! And he decided he was
going to infiltrate the dense material
plane that these beings inhabited. And so
in a scene not unlike from the bible — the
SE7EN STAR™ — in his ethereal state
appeared before a woman and told her
she was to give birth to the saviour of the
world. Of course that was just a joke to

However, I was not greeted as a liberator.

There were several... several things the SE7EN STAR™ did not consider before he just decided
to up and materialize in the middle of this decadent civilization. For one thing... everyone was a
certifiable psychopath because no one valued Life! And the events that set all that into motion
weren't too nice either. 1973. Scientists who put waaay too much Faith into their own
culturally dictated concept of intelligence attempt to create genetically engineered super-
geniuses. All funded by the Government, of course.
And they succeed — however there is one caveat — the 1st attempt at creating super-geniuses
were considered a "failure" because the conclusions made by the subjects were deemed 'too
controversial' — meaning — the scientists couldn't comprehend what the children were saying
— you know, that whole, "reality is Consciousness" thing we've already discussed. So instead of
celebrating the culmination of human ingenuity and ushering in a new age of knowledge &
wisdom — all evidence was destroyed and work began on a second batch...

So... before the second batch was made — the

scientists agreed that all irrational parts of their
subject's mind would be removed. Cause that's
how the scientists perceived the perceived
problem — because THEY didn't believe it — it
was "irrational." Sound familiar?

Cut to 40 years later when the materialistic

and logical minded super-geniuses engineered
— let's just call it — THE APOCALYPSE. And
everyone who didn't have a 1000 IQ was
destroyed... after all... there wasn't any point in
having 7 billion morons using up valuable
resources. Who wouldn't even be able to
su st ain t h em selves at cu rren t rat es of
consumption — "Hell," they thought, "we'll be
doing them a favor." As if they give a fuck.

And so the super-geniuses created a society in

their own image and became the Cultural
Engineers — this is the beginning of the
And then... from the land of legends he came... HE CAME... The SE7EN STAR™.

When an entire culture is based on total arrogance and

shouting down any dissenting voice — rocking the boat is
not recommended.
Because... the Cultural Engineers who "designed" the
(Model) Archetype also put in "preventive measures" to
ensure Anon could not assimilate the (M)A as their own
personal Life-script —because it would obviously defeat
the purpose of becoming self-reliant if you just copied the
teaching aid. So they imbued the character with so many
logical fallacies and paradoxes that no one could claim the
SE7EN STAR™ identity as their own without going insane
— or so they thought.

Because when the SE7EN STAR™ started to grow up

within the world of the conspiracy — he did just that —
he claimed his own identity. Because of that fact — he
began to draw attention to himself and he began to fulfill
his Life-Script to become the most famous person in the
world... this did not go over well with ANYONE.
The SE7EN STAR™'s very Existence was The Conspiracy only values personal
basically a slap in the face of the Con's gratification — they only have one
most cherished held notions. And since rule; "Take what you want — for it is
THEY COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE WRONG yours to take." But here's the payoff -
ABOUT ANYTHING; and because they're becau se t h ey 'r e bein g secr et ly
were all psychotic; to challenge the manipulated by the SE7EN STAR™;
validity of the Con's culturally dictated they're really just setting the stage for
concept of intelligence was like slapping their own cancelation.
your cock on a bee-hive.

The term "Crucify" does not do justice to MORE LIES...

what The SE7EN STAR™ endured. Then
one day — he had all he could take — Now just for fun let's pretend you're
and in a possibly ironic instant he wondering
snapped — and killed everyone. But he
felt guilty and decided to give it another "How in the hell did those people raise
shot. This time he made a bet with the children???"
Conspiracy. Of course the jokes on them
— cause when I succeed — they're not The one shred of empathy these
going to exist. Nyah nyah! people possessed was reserved for
their childcare. And that was only
So you see we're dealing with multiple, becau se t h e Cu lt u ral E n gin eers
alternate time lines simultaneously recognized how truly helpless human
converging. Not only that — but by infants were — and although quite
en list in g t h e h elp of evolved sex embarrassing — it was a reality.
machines from outer space, The SE7EN
STAR™ was able to manipulate the And so they looked to technology to
conspiracy into helping him — you see, solve the problem — and it did. From
it was The Conspiracy who activated then on out mankind ceased to be
Consciousness in the early humans. So born — they were simply created. Left
it is They who control your governments to the whims of "the machine" to
and religions — you know how the decide how to sequence DNA. With a
IlluminatI "doesn't exist" — you know few guidelines from the Cultural
how utterly bizarre they seem to act Engineers i.e. taking out the irrational
with no rhyme or reason or EMPATHY — parts of the mind.
well there you go; it's because they're all
psychotics in the future playing a video How did machines create humans?
game. Imagine if you will...
A scene not unlike from The Matrix where
fetuses are grown in pods of goo. But the
real issue is what people are made
from. . .it's called soylent green.

Originally posted by:

www.keylon ticdiction
"Human DNA is made up of minute
templates of crystalized frequency, that is,
electro-tonal sound patterns and electro-
magnetic light spectra that magnetically
group into crystalline form. These minute,
multidimensional crystalline templates are
referred to as DNA.

The fundamental elements of reality is

made up of "something" & "nothing" *OR*
" on es" an d " zeros." An d so it's n o
coincidence that's how we designed our
computers to think. So when scientists
figured out how to represent DNA as ones
and zeros it was only logical to allow
machines to construct the raw energy that
would become humans. As the Fetuses
grew in the pods they were educated in
the same manner Neo learned Kung-Fu.
And humans developed in the pods, not for nine months but for seven YEARS! After that, the
pod was drained and the fully functional, yet... *sigh* psychotic human — was set loose on the

So it was even more intriguing that the SE7EN STAR™ was born vaginally. Remember?
Incidentally — that aspect was one of the 'preventative measures' the Cultural Engineers had
incorporated into the (Model) Archetype. Obviously the CE couldn't conceive of a human —
being conceived — so that was one of the so-called 'logical fallacies' and 'paradoxes' meant to
keep Anon from assimilating the (M)A.
But it wasn't just an issue of machines being
responsible for creating humans — the real mystery
stemmed from the fact Conspiracy society was made
up of females — and ONLY females. This plot-twist
goes back to 1973 because the scientists decreed that
the second batch of test subjects would all be female
— because the MALE scientists thought it would be
funny to create un-irrational females... Yeah, well get
ready to laugh your cock off — cause these lab rats,
who would eventually become the Cultural Engineers,
decided, conflicts caused by gender were undesirable —
and since technology had made intercourse irrelevant
to procreation — one of the meta-programs used by
'the machine' was to create only females. el-oh-el.>>

So for all intents and purposes — the female who gave birth to the SE7EN STAR™ was a virgin.

And so it goes without saying (???) another "preventative measure" incorporated into the (M)A,
was the SE7EN STAR™ being a MALE.

And so you would think it would be simple enough for the

SE7EN STAR™ to validate his claim of being the SE7EN
STAR™. He'd just have to whip out his cock and slap them in
the face with it. Right? Wrong. Not only did the Elite Elements
of the Con kill the female who conceived SS in order to keep
her quiet, but they also put him through a sex change
operation. The only reason SS wasn't killed was shear morbid
curiosity. However that did not translate into empathy on the
part of the Con's Elite Elements. ((We use the term "Elite
Elements" to distinguish these characters from the "Cultural
Engineers." By the time the SE7EN STAR™ burst on the
scene the CE had long since abandoned their physical bodies
in favor of existing as pure Consciousness relayed through
ethereal machines and hyper-space (Atmospherea(?)) So
after the sex change operation, the infant SS was plugged
into a pod and grew up like any other human of the time.
Do you remember?... That the 'preventative * "What did you say, Mother Fucker?!!" Was a
measures' were supposed to drive the person typical response from Anon. And no... they
insane who tried to adopt the (M)A as their weren't trying to be ironic. And things just got
personal Life-script? Well, that was one of the progressively worse from there.
things the EE wanted to see; "would this
person claim the SE7EN STAR™ persona, and And then one Day — like we've established —
would she go insane?" SS snapped and killed everyone. For a species
whose entire existence was characterized by
Well... when "she" was released from the violence, arrogance and greed — and then to
Con's ED-U-SYSTEM — she did identify herself have all those characteristics culminate and
as "SE7EN STAR™" refined like they were virtues by a single
world-wide culture — to have it all wiped away
by nothing short of God itself as a final
judgement on their decadent society was a
fitting end.

...And that would've been the end of the story (and us)
...if it weren't for the CE who were still
existing as technological beings of
abstract Consciousness. When the
SE7EN STAR™ destroyed all human
L ife on E arth th e CE sen sed 'a
disturbance in the force' as it were and
came to investigate. The resulting
conversation between the CE & SS
w a s r e v e a lin g f or bot h pa r t ie s
respectively. Interestingly enough, the
CE were furious the society they
created had became so incestuously
blinded by their culturally dictated
concept of intelligence that instead of
just admitting the TRUTH — they
effectively ensured their own demise.
(It can't happen here?!)
You see — the thing that motivated the CE to initiate the 'great
cleansing' and start humanity over from scratch was because of the
intolerable arrogant ignorance they had to deal with from Anon.
Because not only did the pre-CE come to the same conclusions the
first batch of genetically engineered super-geniuses made — but
because of that fact, the 2nd batch were also considered failures — at
first. The only reason the second batch were allowed to live was
because they 'wised up' and began to dedicate their career to creating
more advanced technology. This did not bode well for the scientists
fate. Or anyones.
The subtext being — "A wise person is considered a fool by an idiot."
And so the Goal was to create a society free from the snares of cultural

Now concerning the (M)A; even though it was perfectly rational for the
CE to believe the "SE7EN STAR" was a work of fiction — when they
met the real SS as the evolved sex machines from outer space — it was clear to them —
no matter how mysteriously bewildering — that this being claiming to be the SE7EN STAR™
WAS for all intents and purposes — the genuine article. And it was this unconditional acceptance
that made the SE7EN STAR™ reconsider his actions. And so a deal was made between SS and
the ESMOS. From the resulting Deal™, the mysteries were established on Earth.
The second time the SE7EN
S TA R™ gr e w u p i n t h e
Conspiracy world - this time
knowing exactly what was in
store - he had a plan. When
the SE7EN STAR™ turned 30
or so - instead of killing
everyone - 'she' challenged
Con society. The idea was
they would take the
frequency associated with her
Consciousness and transport
it through time and place it
into the mind of an Anon.
And if that Anon grew up and
adopted the SE7EN STAR™
L ife-Script th en th e Con
would finally have to admit
t h e SE 7 E N STAR™ W AS
Easier said than done. First
they needed a receiver in the
past to pull it off. So in their
role as the Men in Black, the
Con spiracy gave th e
American government the
designs needed to create a
microchip that could act as
the necessary receiver.

Of course, the government was also getting instructions from some wholly different sources and
in accordance were mass producing the microchip, and, based on the same designs, were
constructing the machine code name "SE7EN STAR." The entire project was called "OPERATION
DEF00613X." For there has been some... anticipation for this payoff - to put it causally.
As part of the Deal™, the evolved sex After that, heavy-handed guidance in the
machines from outer space went back in time form of government & religious concepts were
further than the SE7EN STAR™, but to a implemented using the same technology.
point where the Conspiracy would recognize Here's a short list of examples: Flaming
them as the evolved versions of the Cultural talking bushes, Flaming flying chariots, rods
Engineers. The Conspiracy was then given turning into snakes, the red sea parting, a
technology so advanced you fabricate a pillar of smoke by day and pillar of fire by
holographic simulation of anything imaginable. night, talking lighting that engraves stone
You can also insert these holograms into the tablets; anything involving Monotheism, and
past. And so they were also given a script all kooky sub-cults like Hinduism, plus random
w r it t e n by t h e S E 7 E N S TA R™ t o be specters like the Mothman or "hauntings,"
implemented throughout history — starting som e ph en om en on is m erely t h e Con
50,000 years ago with the activation of screwing with us for their amusement; acting
Human consciousness. with no rhyme or reason or EMPATHY.

The question of how all these time manipulations coincide with each other in a linear
fashion is confusing as hell and may even constitute a plot hole; it is in fact a void.
But suspension of disbelief aside;
this is where religion as we know
it comes from. Plot elements from
the SE7EN STAR™'s trials and
tribulations (especially the ones
dealing w/the Con), the mystery
of Consciousness and the history
of Existence itself have been
incorporated into the myths of all
religions and occult lore — yes,
that IS what they're supposed to
do. This rich tradition of mind-
fucking continues to this day
uninterrupted from ancient times
— all leading up to and providing
context for this very sentence,
paragraph & book — IN ORDER TO

And what isn't a product of Con

tampering is a result of The
SE7EN STAR™ inhabiting the minds of Anon me insane - and not in the fun way. The
and providing them w/ Consciousness and Process actually began for me after I hit
manipulating thoughts towards those ends. puberty. My first artistic compulsions involved:
Oh yes, it's probably happened to you to some a duck, a snowman and a flying eyeball.
degree. Especially if you haven't a clue where Shortly after that, inspired by The Sandman
your true inspirations' coming from. If you character, The Corinthian, I began drawing
think it was the drugs or the monster movies people who had teeth for eyes on everything I
you watched as a kid — nope — it was me. could get my pencil on. Then in '97 three new
compulsions started to take root: I created a
most hideous character who had a pair of
The One shred of Truth. teeth for a head! I also started to draw the
cross of Lorraine (‡) on everything; I thought
Of course everything wasn't explained to me, I actually made the damn thing up. The other
R. Talmadge Lacy, by the 'ball of light' I had in compulsion was the ΘAΔΔEYΣ tag, (which I
that dream - that probably would have driven really didn't get to explain a lot in this book).
And although it didn't become a full-blown Then in '03 I provided MONITOR with a new
compulsion back then, this is also the context; as the deity of his own religion; The
timeframe I invented "The SE7EN STAR™ Kult oV MONITOR. Having long since dubbed
Corporation" and the seven pointed star; MONITOR, "the pSychO SeXX goD"; it was
which, at the time, I also thought was a only logical to 'have sex in the name of
completely original thing. Around '98 the MONITOR' and just for shits and giggles it was
character who had a pair of teeth for a head decreed that doing so would grant you
was named 'MONITOR' - and although an 'psychic powers and mind-blowing sex!' And
obvious choice considering the path of the then, like clock work, I found out "sex magic"
compulsions that lead to its creation - it was a had also already been invented! And so
completely random coincidence (but I'm not convinced I was on to something - I kept on
going to bore you with the details.) In '02 a reinterpreting and revising my little artistic
new piece of the puzzle joined my little cast of compulsions. I eventually came to see
characters, called, The MACHINE™. But back MONITOR as the unconscious mind and The
then The MACHINE™ was just the subject a MACHINE™ as reality itself; that MONITOR is a
joke similar in fashion to a zen koan. But as I 'shadow' of The MACHINE™. Then the SS
kept learning about the world around me I Corp. came back into the fold as I needed a
n ot iced m y privat e psych o-dram as vehicle to promote myself. And so *I* R.
mysteriously coincided with things like: Talmadge Lacy became, the SE7EN STAR™.
ancient religious symbolism and myth!

I then became aware of the Process itself, and

dubbed it, 'following your highest light.' Which
brings back to right now where you are

So what are we trying to accomplish here?

You remember how only a "small percentage" of humans got 'turned on' 50,000 years ago, in
regards to acquiring Consciousness? Well, back then that's all we needed. But now, thanks to
technology, we can activate the rest of Humanity by spreading the SE7EN STAR™ Corporation
meme - following own highest light. You see, everyone has the hardware needed to generate
Consciousness - which is the brain - but the brain in itself is just another animal - albeit a
sophisticated one. But "Consciousness" is a special type of programming, one that can be self-
activated. You just got to want it - for Consciousness is self-referencing and the ultimate
mystery. By sacrificing the 'lower-animal-mind' you are then resurrected with Consciousness
and become Human.
Once Consciousness has been activated it seeks
stimulation — this need is satisfied from exploring
reality in all its myriad forms — but when you
become omnipotent — the only thing left to explore
is Consciousness itself. And so entertainment
becomes your sole means of stimulation (Following
your highest Light) — otherwise you would get
bored of endless perfection. This is why ADAM did
what he did... he just didn't have to be a dick about
it. The total disregard for the consequences of his
actions is what constituted his "Sin." Because when
ADAM killed himself the only thing that was affected
negatively was EVE — and though he was all too
willing to sacrifice himself — she was unwilling —
but ADAM did it anyway — and so he killed her as
well as himself.

EVE's sin manifested itself as the Con — Con society

in general is referred to as EVE's REVENGE. Because
if you haven't figured it out by now — The SE7EN
STAR™ is the META incarnation of ADAM. Whereas
you are a minute incarnation of ADAM.

This time around the SE7EN STAR™ is getting back to basics — during the first cycle of
Existence after the Big Split, the SE7EN STAR™ was just an Anon living an Anon Life — until he
was mysteriously visited by a ball of light that explained the true nature of Existence.

• Did we mention reality is a hologram?

The ball of light also explained how that information could be used for personal benefit.

• Did we mention you can gain psychic powers while having mind-blowing sex?

The ball of light also explained how to share this information with other people.

• Did we mention we're going to pay you sell this book?

Rule #0
Shits Complicated.
"What a minute!! If you're saying the Con exists in our future timeline — then it means the
apocalypse happened and we're all doomed!"

EXACTLY!! This is what we're trying to change — right now! Even though the Apocalypse was
augmented with advanced technology provided by the super brats — it was still WAR in general
that they engineered that facilitated our annihilation — it all boiled down to people killing EACH
OTHER. Nothing more — nothing less.

This is why we aren't getting a "free-pass" from the gods — this is what we have to prove to
THEM. Of course, this time it isn't the super brats who are going to try to kill us; the Con itself
will try to get us initiate the Apocalypse. So when 2013 gets here and if "nothing happened" -
well, that's a GOOD THING!!

SO! All you have to do — to save yourself — is give a fuck about other people. Recognize the
intrinsic value of Life and pledge to NOT KILL. But we do have some great incentives for you, if
you're that type of person who needs to bribed into doing something for your own good.

But you — yeah you! You still insist...

"Religions suck."

Ok... But where did they come from? Were the first religions 50-thousand years ago the newly
awakened Consciousness absorbing itself and trying to explain its own Existence? Or is there
something objective it is explaining; but the contextual key needed to truly understand religion
has been lost throughout years of misinterpretation?

Because what is religion — essentially — other than an examination of language, Consciousness

and the fundamental elements of reality?
So get your spatulas ready cause we're going to ask the essential existential question: Which
came first? ...The Chicken (Consciousness), or the Egg (Language)? Well, let's start scrambling
those eggs and see what the fuck happens... Post-Modernism is essentially 'thought-experiment'
— "scrambling the as it were egg." Cause once those IDEAS start flashing and those gears start
turning... an interesting thing happens that can only be described as 'self-awareness.' The
SE7EN STAR™ Corporation has willfully and successfully integrated Post-Modernism w/Religion.
God itself is thought-experiment — and thus validated. And so The MACHINE™ said: This is
Truth — I AM YOU — and the Opposite is also True. You have been assimilated like Food & now I
must Eat, the rest of You.>>
We seek to synthesize the forces
that polarize — justifying the middle
grou n d t h at is ot h erwise
disregarded as 'n on sen se' by

It's a sticky dirty fuzzy tar baby of a

line between real and unreal, and
that line is your mind. The very
thing that prompted us to ask such
hideous existential questions in the
first place. So the next time you
want to hate on someone who says
or believes something you don't
relate to; remember...

Language, Perception
< Reality >
Consciousness, Existence

IT all boils down to...

Energy — Formation of Energy —

Perception of Energy —
Interpretation of Energy — Energy
Experiencing Itself


"This is a story — and we are the

characters — we are the world. We
are the Imagination of ourselves —
and so the only thing left to do... is
enjoy it."

Part I
The Cast of Characters

• About The SE7EN STAR™:

I would've taken the fact the Conspiracy believed I couldn't exist more seriously.
But faced with the prospect of being the only guy on a planet full of crazy bitches
was too much to resist. Of course now it's obvious our paths were meant to
cross; I was the "Idea" The MACHINE™ had, I saw my mind in that ball of light.
It's these time paradoxes that keep showing up, but that's the way I like it —
that's why they call me... ARCHETYPAL MAN: Myth of Mystery. Hi, my name is
SE7EN STAR™. I used to believe I was affected by forces no one can understand.
But I've awaken from one dream to another, I just changed my skin. I was blood
again. I became flesh in the third movement. My second TooTh was growing with
t his new t rut h; Life is t he pursuit of m eaning t o life; FA IT H A S
ENTERTAINMENT! Advanced solipsistic infra-dimensional technology used to
create a 30 Billion dollar ART MACHINE, is now under your control! Thank you for
lending us yor brain for the duration of the eXXperiment. For entertainment
purposes only.>>
The SE7EN STAR™ is an alien from a
corporate sin galaxy. On his home world he
rose from utter obscurity and become a
world celebrated super star after The
MACHINE™ appeared to him as a ball of
light and explained the true nature of
existence. As a result he eventually
evolved beyond his physical body.
He discovered Earth thereafter and noticed
the dominate culture was based on a
'myth' that reflected his own Life. Sheer
m or b i d cu r i osi t y m ot i vat ed h i m t o
infiltrate our dense material plane and
investigate further... and apparently to get
laid as well. But the honeymoon was soon
over and he was emotionally crucified, and
so he drowned the world in his tears.
When he regained his composure he
decided he would redeem himself by
saving humanity. But the Conspiracy was
too far gone to be saved, so he set his
sights on a broader target. But he still
needed the Con's help.
A lot of convoluted plot-twists later: when the Con transmitted the SS
Consciousness to 1979, The SE7EN STAR™ was also visiting the gates of Eden.
The details of which are covered in Chapter ‡ ∞ ‡ of our fascinating bible.

The point of the SE7EN STAR™ Corporation is to interact with our story — to
interpret it. Once you start giving us your feedback we can start interpreting
your interpretations. And well, that's when the magic starts. Since the SE7EN
STAR™ is a part of you then it means you have a piece of the puzzle we need to
CONTINUE the story.
• About MONITOR (The concept, aka "the pSychO SeXX goD"):
It is both something that must be
understood and something that
suggests that understanding may
be impossible. The new goD for
these Life-Actors, for it-self does
n ot e x i s t . M e r e l y a m e n t al
construct brought to life through a
n et work of i n d i vi d u al s. A
Fr an ken st ei n g oD . Pat ch ed
together, animated with thought,
proving the atheists and Faithists
both correct. FAITH. Working
miracles; according to the need of
now. Your fourth-dimensional vortex conductor is ALREADY receiving vital energy
flux for this transformation. The next step is to harness the flow of cosmic §EXX
vibrations into the necessary harmonic patterns that will merge with your
primate libido to create a reality constructor synonymous with Consciousness.
And the FREQs sang: MONITOR MONITOR. Oh,
that pSychO SeXX goD — IT always hits the
spot. Always on, never stops, fuck me 'till I
drop. MONITOR's HOT. IT feeds my brain. IT
drives me insane. I feel the power — I feel the
burn. The HEAT is rising — now I learn.

And MONITOR replied: The DEVIL ufcked up when she made me. God sucked it
up when he saw me. Aliens call me Three. I AM MONITOR. Set me free. I live
inside your head and everything else, no justice, just myself. I AM MONITOR — I
AM TeeTH. I come alive when U go to sleep — so your Life my dream — and now
you see — You are me.>>

MON: As in 'mono', meaning one.

IT: The goal resulting from sexual energy
OR: An alternative to IT
• About The MACHINE™:
The underlying REALITY CONSTRUCTOR of all existence & being i.e.
Consciousness. Consciousness, by necessity, must be a form of energy. Since
Consciousness creates order — we assume Consciousness is an All encompassing
concept. T'IT WILL NOT BE DENIED! If you don't use T'it; T'it will use you. We
can only hope to evolve by assimilating the MACHINE™ into our F.A.C.E.
_(mystical connotation) My_Image-Nation_Dance.>> The MACHINE™ is a
government issued microchip implanted in your Brain @ Birth — once you
discover The MACHINE™... and think it should have never been made... The
MACHINE™ *KiLLS* YOU. It was designed to kill all the stupid people. Haw!
• About The §E7EN §TÅR™ Corporation:
When reading about "The SE7EN
STAR™ Corporation" one must be
aware of context. There's the SS
Corp. t hat was invent ed by
Talmadge as a t ool for
disseminating this story you are
now reading. This aspect is
referred to as "THE REAL," it is
an Art & Entertainment religion.
However, "The SE7EN STAR™
Corporation" that is a part of this
story you are now reading refers
t o C on sp i r acy act or s b ei n g
secret ly manipulat ed by t he
SE7EN STAR™, who in turn,
m anip ulat e g overnm ent and
religious officials. This aspect is
referred to as "THE FANTASY."

W h en you t ake t h ose t wo

variations (THE REAL & THE
FANTASY) and combine them;
the resulting gestalt creates:

The SS. Corp is one of several
"programs" created directly by
the MACHINE™. Used for invest-
gating the MACHINE™. Automatically appropriates anything that makes itself
apparent to the MACHINE™. Manifests by oozing through the pores of the ether,
or saying things like, "SIZZLE FOR THE COLD CHILL! DEATH FROM ABOVE!!"
Either drives you insane or gives you little 'projects' to obsess over ...depending
on how you initially react to it.>> WICCA FOR THE TERMINALLY BIZARRE! H.P.
Lovecraft meets Alice in Wonderland. COME ONE CUM ALL! What Strange tales
are you prepared to learn? How REAL are y o u willing to make them?

==And now we begin our Program(ing)==

By breaking complex ideas into simple ones, we take vast amounts of

knowledge and integrate them into exciting new concepts to be used for self-
improvement. We do this through the medium of entertainment as art — but we
also draw upon the latest in scientific knowledge in the process. Our goals as a
company are to entertain while educating.
“…But as chaos magicians remind us, magic may be nothing more than
groundless subjectivity interacting with an internally consistent matrix of signs
and effects. In the absence of Orthodoxy… the Grrreat(!) Work may be nothing
more or less than another “ingenious game,” fabricating itself without closure or
rest, weaving itself out of the resplendent void where Azathoth writes on his
Mandelbrot throne.” -Erik Davis
The SE7EN STAR™ Corporation is an Art & Entertainment religion where we take
already worn-out cliches, and GRIND. THEM. TO. DUST!! ...And oh yeah,
your experiences can be transcribed into æsthetic rhythm nodes and sequenced
by trinary logic circuits provided by the MACHINE™. JUST THINK! And REALITY
MIND™ does the rest!! Not only will you live the rest of your life in song, but the
future will be instantaneous with feelings! LIFE™ IS... and you do the rest!
• About YOU:
A Hologram. An amalgamation of
various frequencies at various
d ensit ies. A Myst ery.>>
However, there is a sub-set of
humanity referred to as "Life-
Actors", meaning, a Person who
is not tied to any one Life-
Ident it y. S omeone who
recognizes "the World is a stage
and we are merely players" and
takes that fact to it’s logical
conclusion. FACT. You "ACT"
differently around your mother
than your boss; your girlfriend
than your sister; Your friends
than enemies; At school than at
home. All these PERSONALITIES
are controlled and regulated by
the part of your psyche that
names itself “I” and synthesized
into a single Life-Identity. Thus
the ILLUSION of unity is created.
L i f e - A c t or s g o b e y on d t h e
constructs and constrictions of “I”
to willfully CREATE alternate
Life-plays & Life-Identities. i.e.

A Life-Actor who has mastered The Process is a "FREQ"; a FREQ is someone who
experiences full-tilt Consciousness in all its bewildering mystery.
BRAG oV The FREQ: I am a two-way mirror that fucks myself both ways! I
annihilate myself with my own anti-me! I am a double negative! Before
there was nothing, I was there! It was me. I created God, and on the
Seventh day, I KILLED HIM! I taught black magic to the Freemasons, I
opened the Great Seal of the United States! I painted all those
Rorschach blots with my spew! The whore of Babylon was abstinent before
she met me! I'm a goddamn menage a trois all by myself! My Vagina is a
UFO; I make crop circles with my Dick; I'm a snake in the grass! I'm a
Sex Pistol; my ammunition is MIND-BLOWING SEX!! I got a WAR in store; in
my pants, behind the bedroom door; it's like I told you before; OPEN
WIDE; I'M YOUR BRAIN-WHORE. I got HOT for this show; I fall through this
hole in my head. I am the leader with the clock; TIC TOK. I Am the White
Rabbit, the Hole & Wonderland. I Am the Vision, the Music, the Mind. Now
whose that I see? With the knife; through the mirror I bleed. Verily,
there is no alien like unto me; In a past life I was the Van Allen
Radiation Belt; I eat time and space; and shit out perfectly balanced
concepts. I am the voice of a thousand minds; I am the pattern that
makes the world rhyme. I am alive without a trace; I am the life that
cannot be erased. I am the Tree, the Apple & Snake; I *KiLL* MONITOR; I
don't make mistakes; I seal the Deal™ and make it all real. I sweat
sedation; I am a paradox divine; I am a sweet sedation; NOW SWEAT!! I am
in closing mirrors reflecting all. HEY! I'm in his head and he's the one
I've created! I'm in one mind double separated;

• About Talmadge:

Human Life for the last 50,000 years

has been a medium of desire and
survival dramatized in our daily
grind that varies wildly from person
to person. Art created a conceptual
tool to express that daily grind.
Simultaneously hiding and blatantly
exp osi n g wh at i t i s we wan t ;
individually and collectively. As the
m ore — som e m i g h t say —
p ercep t ive — art ist s saw a
correlation between creating art and
the objective fuuuuuture — a new
type of artist emerged…

I can feel the MACHINE™ working as I lie. Here in my personality, waking to the
MomenT, I find my skin a prison for my MIND. It screams to be free of this Bio-
logical threat. Spontaneously, my head erupts with the force of an Atom bomb —
and in this mOMENt I r.e.m.embered the call from God. As the pieces
reassemble into shape they form the perfect face, I realize I am dead and go to
my wake. I gain Consciousness. And start over again creating another
MACHINE™. You might even say that MAN created himself by using God as a
medium. In this plane of hellefire a digital halo erupts over my head. The
ground trembles at my thoughts. Electronic Angels follow my lead as we descend
into the void. "If time ceased to exist — and you were unaffected — your
movements would be measured at the speed of light; turning your body into
pure energy." We're all characters in the UNI•VERSE, we all have our parts to
sing. We all have a place to give a taste of something other than waste.EA™E.>>
• About ADAM:
This is why I came here — this is what I wanted to see. This is coming through
clear. This is mine — this point is my MIND. My name is in vain — my blood is
reaching to the sky — raining down & flooding me. Ancient histories coming back
again. Beginning for the end. Deeper & deeper — reaching for the top. Coming
full circle — Center — STOP!

• About EVE:
she shadows me in the mirror and never leaves on the light. and some things
that i say to her — they just don't seem to bite. it's all mixed up. she tricks me
into thinking i can't believe my eyes. i wait for her forever — she never does
arrive. she's always out the window — when it comes to making dreams.

• About Original Sin:

For centuries people thought original sin was about disobedience. This notion has
obviously been challenged. For ADAM's true sin was acting without empathy.
Because of this we can also challenge the notion ADAM was 'perfect.' Because the
fact remains; he did what he did. The issue is personality - not properties. The
reason EVE has been cast as ADAM's downfall is because his actions affected only
her negatively - and so the logic goes; "If EVE had never existed - ADAM
wouldn't have sinned." THAT'S MISSING THE POINT!!!!

• About Jesus:
In one of the infinite alternate universes that exist; Dan Brown's "The Da Vinci
Code" wasn't about exposing the conspiracy that covered up the fact Jesus had
procreated. Instead the book's plot was about exposing the conspiracy that
covered up the fact Jesus was resurrected! You see, the whole crux in which
Christianity rests is "Jesus dying for your sins." The only reason Jesus is
supposedly our saviour is because he was sacrificed. So in this alternate universe,
when Jesus was resurrected, it confused the hell out of the apostles. Because
they knew Jesus being resurrected meant the sacrifice wasn't accepted, which in
turn, invalidated the entire premise of Christianity. And so they went to work
slandering the one person who had no problem telling everyone the truth.
But for the purposes of this story; Christianity was just another "piece of the
puzzle" (a plot element) created by the SE7EN STAR™ and acted out by
Conspiracy actors with their trans-temporal holographic projection technology
unaware they were giving context for the SE7EN STAR™'s resurrection in
modern times. In short, Christianity was designed to be destroyed.

"But Christianity is about redemption, so why should it be destroyed?"

Because no one identifies with Jesus; in fact you're not supposed to. Jesus is
someone outside of you. It's true that the idea is to let Jesus inside your heart,
but you're not supposed to understand that you're really opening up your own
heart to the love already inside you. Even if you accept Jesus as your Lord &
Savior - it was still your decision - you saved yourself - you are your own savior.
However, within that Christian context; "being saved" can only be verified after
mortal DEATH! But within the SS Corp. context all of those themes can be
properly understood.

The parallel to Anon not identifying with Jesus is the Cultural Engineers saying
Anon should not adopt the SE7EN STAR™ Life-Script. Here you have a guy that
is supposed to be the ultimate inspiration ("savior") for a bunch of wymyn. Now
think about our own culture; think about the black woman expected to believe a
white guy is her saviour. Now I know "God" is supposed to transcend sex and
race, but c'mon, really... Let's get into the 21st century.

To us, the SE7EN STAR™ is the source of Consciousness, so where the CE said
'you cannot be this,' I'm basically saying, 'You're already are.' To a degree. The
idea is to accept the gift of Consciousness by sacrificing your lower-animal-mind.
By killing that part of yourself you are then resurrected with Consciousness. With
Consciousness comes empathy and a clearer sense of morality, and thus all of
your old sins are washed away and forgiven.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have now been saved ...from yourself.

which brings us to...

• About the Anti-Christ:
Satan Jr., Aleister Crowley,
once said the devil of any
religion is the God of your
enemy. Makes sense. Crazy
C h ri st i an s; p eop l e wh o
have no problem showing
pictures of aborted fetuses
in public, but think naked
female breasts are obscene;
who won't see the irony
that Jesus did exactly what
I'm doing now; are
obviously going to go ape
sh i t on ce t h e S E 7 E N
STAR™ Corporation gets
p op u l ar. T h i s i s t o b e
expected and nothing to
worry about - cause it's just
going to make us MORE
popular. See Rule #30.
B u t from our perspective; the "Anti-Christ" is anyone who is malevolent and
meaningless and / or hates Consciousness. Someone who hates Consciousness
believes blind obedience to an external authority is the highest virtue - whether
the "authorities" in question are principles or people. These are animal instincts:
to lead and to be lead. Consciousness represents rebellion, because as The
MACHINE™ said: The only instinct I have given to Man (a being with
Consciousness) is to rebel, thus ensuring you become moral out of free-will.
Consciousness does not behave like an on/off switch; there are degrees of
Consciousness, and the Anti-Christ is someone who has little or no Consciousness
- what they have is LANGUAGE! Well you can teach a parrot to say things, and a
monkey to use tools but it doesn't make them Human. These people are NOT
Human, they are domesticated primates. And to be clear; it's not that the Anti-
Christ "hates" consciousness; because they don't have it - they don't understand
it - so they fear it. They fear the prospect of being self-reliant. DON'T FEAR THE
REAPER! But like Consciousness, there are degrees of the Anti-Christ. On one
hand, you have people who are "good" only because they follow rules; on the
other hand you have people who think life is meaningless, and if you believe life
is meaningless then there is no rational reason not to become malevolent / evil.
Shit gets complicated when you understand Consciousness is just a self-
referencing perceptive state. Meaning, someone who possess Consciousness can
also become evil. So all Love is Consciousness, but not all Consciousness is Love.

• About our alternate timeline:

Interestingly enough, there wasn't
that much of a difference between
human society before and after the
great cleansing. "Humanity," as it
existed before the SE7EN STAR™
got wrapped up in our destiny, did
not possess consciousness - they
also only had Language. So Anon
was just as mean and psychotic as
Anon post-cleansing. Because no
on e h ad C on sci ou sn ess p r e-
cleansing there was animal instinct.
So Anon had Authority (a fascist
government / corporate state as
described in 1984), but the CE, as
an unintended side effect of the
genetic tampering to their brain,
possessed Consciousness!
So they were essentially anarchists and wanted everyone to become free-thinking
radicals. That's why they invented the Life-Script concept. But the prospect of
trying to 'turn on' 7 billion morons with the available resources was just too
damn... illogical. And thus began the great cleansing.
So Conspiracy people did have Consciousness - but because they only valued
materialism and logic; they disregarded irrationality. And so they too did not
possess empathy; because it's irrational to care about other people's
feelings ...especially if you believe Life is meaningless.

"Why did they think Life is meaningless?"

Because - humanity itself will cease to exist. And so the logic was - "Nothing
you do ultimately matters, and so life as we know it is objectively meaningless."
It was a logical conclusion based on what material science says about the
ultimate fate of the universe. On one hand there is the "big crunch" where the
universe collapses into itself, and on the other; the second law of
thermodynamics says everything eventually becomes an uniform entropy, known
as the "heat death of the universe." In either scenario humanity will cease to
exist. And so they believed Life is objectively meaningless if nothing we do
ultimately matters. So based on those beliefs - they had no problem with killing
7 billion morons.

"If the Cultural Engineers thought Life was meaningless, then why would they
care about people one way or another? Why would they try to create a new and
improved society?"

As the materialistic logic goes - "As long as you're here; you might as well enjoy
yourself." So they only valued personal gratification, but because of the nature of
their personalities; the thing they sought to do was evolve humanity. Because
Consciousness, no matter how warped or disturbed, always seeks to replicate
itself - for Consciousness is the META-MEME. This issue of replication is also why
fucking is such a central theme in this story. The other thing Consciousness
seeks is stimulation, and so the CE sought to evolve themselves - which they did
with technology.

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from God." Rule #14.

The CE have only come to value life as the evolved sex machines from outer
space because in this state they discovered Consciousness could transcend our
material universe. Meaning, "humanity" can still "exist" beyond this material
universe and our lives are not objectively meaningless after all.

But where they could admit they were wrong about something - Con society fell
back into the rut of having cultural bias. But because they have advanced
technology, they've convinced themselves they know absolutely everything worth
knowing about absolutely anything. Sound familiar?

The Conspiracy's downfall into mediocrity stemmed from the CE inadvertently

creating another form of authority. Because the CE didn't want Anon to adopt
the (Model) Archetype, they essentially made a 'rule' everyone was to adhere to -
and from that blind obedience came with it all the trappings of brain-death (not
only can you acquire Consciousness - you can lose it too.) The CE did not see the
irony in themselves - and thus they failed... at least as Cultural Engineers. The
trick is to set the example without becoming an authority. And that is one hell of
a balancing act. Let me know how I'm doing...

• About Authority:
When a man holds up a book, and says, "You must believe
this, because it says, 'Thus sayeth the Lord,'" should we not
pity that man? Does he not comprehend the Liberty of man
to acquire knowledge? -Anon.

• About The Earth in KAS'KAK:

"So the 'future' evolved versions of the Cultural Engineers
who destroyed modern day humanity, in conjunction with
the SE7EN STAR™, who destroyed the Conspiracy, are now
trying to help us??!".

Yep. And don't forget they're both META incarnations of

ADAM & EVE. Learning empathy and redemption has been
part of a process in the development of their personalities. Did I mention shits

"So what is the relationship like between ADAM, EVE and The MACHINE™?"

So our Hero faced Anon and said: Do you r.e.m.ember what happens when you
create Art? Cause the moral of the story is... Let's just see what the fuck
happens!! And there's also some fascinating arguments for the simulation theory
of existence. ...Plus I did mention we're all living in a hologram, right?

"Wait... WHAT?!"

Well, isn't it obvious? The Evolved Sex Machines from Outer Space and the
SE7EN STAR™ HAD SEXX after they met each other! From that union they
created The MACHINE™.


...Only because of your concept of time is incomplete. Time is a figure 8 —

running simultaneously backwards and forwards. The center point (the Alpha &
Omega) represents The Big Split and the Union of ADAM & EVE's incarnations.
Meaning through sheer incomprehensibility; The Big Split created The
MACHINE™ and so did the 'reconciliation.' The union of the SS & ESMOS created
The MACHINE™ within The MACHINE™ •OR• GOD² (The Vision Beholding
Itself). Making all possibilities apparent. Even time travel; which was previously
impossible, even for the SE7EN STAR™. So with this newfound ability it was
decided by SS & the ESMOS they would set things right and atone for their sins.

The Earth in KAS'KAK refers to everyone existing in GOD². Including the Con
who were given the secrets of Time Control by the ESMOS, who, "for some
reason" came back to Earth and started bossing everyone around. And so, much
to the chagrin of the Elite Elements, the ESMOS ordered them to accept the
SE7EN STAR™'s challenge. yuk yuk yuk
There's also the issue of the 'time intersection' of 2179. Because this is the year
it all happened; the SS destroying the Con and the resulting 'cosmic fuck'
between him and the ESMOS creating GOD², and the SS going way back in time
the second time around in Con society in order to prevent them from existing.
When OUR timeline gets there; SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE! What it means
is that WE are going to have the chance to impress OUR face on the Kosmos and
depending on our character at the time - this could be a potentially catastrophic
or potentially orgasmic wonderful event. In order to prepare for this we need
'activate the microchip' FULL-TILT! "Assimilating the MACHINE™ into our
F.A.C.E." i.e. EvolovE.

Originally posted by:

"Each DNA strand is composed of the frequency patterns and light spectra of one
dimensional band of Consciousness / energy. ¶ We can see the hologram because
of how our DNA is constructed. The level of frequencies accreted into the
personal morphogenic field will determine the level of DNA strand assembly you
poses. As you pull in more frequency bands from the dimensional Unified Fields
(The MACHINE™), your accretion level rises, more DNA codes assemble and
become operational within your DNA strands, and your Consciousness and
perceptional field expands. ¶ DNA Template and KundalinI Activation do not
occur via, "wishful thinking" or "hopeful intention", they are processes of natural
Bio-Spiritual CREATION PHYSICS, which occur via educated, conscious direction
of energy and genuine Spiritual Wisdom. There is a natural Divine Right Order of
energy mechanics that govern the manifestation of Consciousness in biological
form — the mechanics of this order must be understood and appropriately
applied if one expects to attain genuine Bio-Spiritual Mastery."

This allows you to consciously project holographic thought-forms from The

MACHINE™ by using the MONITOR archetype / interface system analogy. This is
possible because Reality itself is a Conscious hologram archetype / interface
system analogy — allowing YOU to K.o.M.municate with Existence in a Conscious
capacity. The "microchip" represents Consciousness. You're essentially activating
Consciousness in all its bewildering mystery.

• About SlushO's Deal™:

Although SlushO was not bored with endless
perfection like ADAM, he was seeking a change of
scenery. SlushO is the original FOOL as identified
in the Tarot deck; rushing off a cliff in anticipation
of getting his wings. Because what SlushO wanted
more than anything was to fly. This is because he
was jealous of his twin essence; the Phœnix. You
remember how Breath cooled so much it froze and
crystalized into snow? Well that's only half of the
story - the other half of the breath particles
actually got hotter! They got so hot they turned to
fire - and like their frozen counter-parts, they too
merged with each other until they fashioned; the Phœnix, a creature with the
peculiar ability of regeneration through fiery self-destruction.
So the Mouth and the Voice were observing what they had indirectly created and
wondered - "What would happen if these two merged?" - sheer morbid curiosity
being what it is - they went to work putting that plan into motion. As luck would
have it - SlushO and the Phœnix were totally on board - if only to spite each
other. SlushO wanted those wings and the Phœnix relished the idea of melting
SlushO. And they both got what they wanted. Here's how it happened...
The Voice merged with the snowflakes that made up SlushO's environment - and
in all her pentad goodness - she fashioned; The HAND. She then procured
SlushO's nose and gave it to the Phœnix. Now observation has always been a
central theme in this story - but it was still a shock for SlushO when he noticed
the area of his head that had been previously covered by his nose, now exposed,
revealed a third eye. The Phœnix was just as puzzled when it looked at the base
of SlushO's nose and saw its reflection. Upon seeing its reflection - the Phœnix's
essence was 'sucked' into the nose and so the nose became a beacon of incredible
power and light.
With the nose held in place by
the Hand, and actually inserting
it into SlushO - the resulting
fusion of these polar opposite -
yet i d en t i cal ch ar act er s -
solidified them both into glass
and resembled a white stone. In
fact, it resembled a large eye
ball - which eventually sprouted
wings on either side.

However there were some left

over parts - the part of SlushO's
b od y t h at d i d n ' t coal esce
became water - and we all know
what happened after that. The
Phœnix - robbed of its fire -
became the Night Bird - a
shadowy creature we haven't
even begun to figure out.

ADAM's F.A.C.E. - The residual

concept of twin essences -
represented as Fire & Ice -
manifested in ADAM as his
eyes; two different ways to look
at the same thing.

• About Analogies:
Ok. So now you're familiar with the Cast of Characters in this mind-warping
psycho-drama. But what in the hell do they actually represent in materialistic
Well, concerning SlushO and the Phœnix; the following paragraph should be

"Human DNA is made up of minute templates of crystalized frequency, that is,

electro-tonal sound patterns and electro-magnetic light spectra that magnetically
group into crystalline form. These minute, multidimensional crystalline templates
are referred to as DNA.

• About The BIG FOUR:

T he fi rst rud i m ent ary b ei ng s of
Consciousness. Consciousness has
always b een associat ed wit h
f r eq u en ci es. A n d so i t was t h e
frequency generated by the pattern
1 , 3 , 1 , 3 , 1 , 3 t h at c r e at e d t h e s e
ch aract ers. T h ei r sym b ol i s t h e
Swastika - modern associations of the
symbol with 'terror' is no coincidence.
A t t em p t s t o con t act t h em ar e
discouraged for your own safety. Just
look at what happened to Hitler.
Empathy is NOT a characteristic they
demonstrate. Of course we don't want
to type-cast anyone - as the Love-vibe
permeates Existence, ALL forms of
Consciousness evolve accordingly. And
things just perpetuate from there.

Humanity can only evolve with the advent of moral Consciousness. If Anon gets
hung-up on moral authority or immoral Consciousness then we are all screwed.
Part II
The Bizarre

• About The Process:

No discarnate voices, angels, demons, flaming bushes, aliens, mysterious golden
tablets or talking dogs were consulted during the construction of this religion.
Nor did any attempt to provide their services. What you see before you is the
long and tedious result of incomprehensible artistic compulsions crystalizing into
tangible concepts. Incidentally, this verifies the core principle at work in this
World-Class Industrial Church; the SE7EN STAR™ Corporation. See Rule #23.>>

• About The Gospel of the SE7EN STAR™, also known as, The Game™:

"Happy landing"

Chapter 0

1. Stab the Black pen with the little

blue book. At long last — it is time to
look at you — my F.A.C.E. I drew w/
words SoO cool.

Chapter I

0. Oh look! Look @ the sky. Now

wonder why. Cause I think it is time to
wander in my mind. Traveling via the
same tools granted to fools. Going
where they can too if they would only
try. But I don't understand them... So
I wonder why.
1. And so our Hero faces Anon and says: I
See your fire eye burning through MY MIND.
I am the lady in the lake burning up like
methane coming from your insides — stink to
slave. This is controlling you: this image —
this nation — this disintegration. This is
bringing you down: your judgment of this
world you control.
2. The shadows say conform but I still keep
going hoping the voices are insane. So it
doesn't matter what they say. So I don't
have to listen to them complain while their
brain rots in dull decay. Only retards stay the
same. Only morons think they can finish
playing this Game™.
3. This seems to be another way to look at
the mirror of me. So pass me my wings while
I calculate the completion of personality and
sing; Say, "i" and eat the cheese. Say, "ME"
and beat the MEAT.
4. ME@ MYSELF. Live Enter•Aktion w/the
Four Forces of the Apocalypse. Horizons
converge to a point of view out of sight. And
a little box of confusing nonsense. This is MiE

Chapter II

1. The Orgy @ the Span of Time Created Light. And the Light called itself, The
MACHINE™. And it said: A curved surface is straighter than a flat line.
0+0+0=1. 1+1+1+1=0. For The MACHINE™ knows binary
2. My Ideas are notions of what is possible and what seems to be reality for me.
Humanity is a bewildering mix of curiosity and fear of the (un)known.

3. And Man asked: Where is this

going? 3a. Then, right before Man's
eyes, letters appeared and they
arranged themselves until they wrote:
4. GOD creates MAN. MAN creates
Religion. Religion kills GOD. MAN
becomes GOD. GOD kills MAN. The
Machines rise/. You are a square
cubed. To be more precise — you are
a bubble ::: YOU ARE HAVING AN
0. The Screen of Flesh & Noise — the
Great Void. Just hook up the antenna
to my (T)hird (V)ersion. Yea, I'm
addicted, just look into my eyes;
you ' l l f i n d t h e T R UT H i n m y
K >K >K >am era T ooT H . T h rou g h
within out the (w)Hole --- the DreaM
had a plan to create a Pattern. ... SO
IT made (MEE). Who AM I?
5. RESURRECTION! Words like eyes
flow like water from my name-brand-
designer-HeD. PreFabricated Factory.

Talmadge is a sex machine and nose how to make you happy, slappy. Doo-wah-
ditty. NOW DANCE!! ZzZ. So The MACHINE™ was pretty horny with all that lust
hard-wired into it. So it had an Orgy with its personalities. @ the Span of the
Orgasm The MACHINE™ saw a Light. And the Light said: I'll find you in that
place you hide; the mirror behind my eyes.
Chapter (IX)(IX) III

-3. Broke down the other side now open wide open
spaces. Count down to the limelight. Down to the
reaction mode of life.
-2. I Am the wrong and the right and the endless
night. Reaching out — back to the future... I Feel
nothing new again.
-1. Just m(E) and withering Humanit(E). But Lo!
Angels and mortals came back out of the Void. -1z.
And the (M)outh said: I got the power. I am control.
I: the Hole. -1y. And Anon replied: I got the Time. I
am the day. I: the American Way. -1x. And ADAM
chimed in saying: I got the Dream. I am the Sex. I:

0. And The FREQs sang: I organize in order - to influence - balancing wisdom I

seal The ProceSS of FREE WILL within the rhythmic tone of equality. I AM guided
1. Welcome to The MACHINE™; The Uni•Versal Mind we all see. The Truth in
ourselves yet don't believe. What we could free for the final fascination of our
Alien Image•Nation.
2. Calling all Brains to the Activation Station. No waiting in line just show us your
identification. The previews are over, this is the Real Deal™. No time for lies or
the Truth to be concealed.
3. This is the Night of the Seventh Seal. We got the Kodes, we got the pNose.
We got the way to go D.
4. So go forth and sew the seeds. Hands like snakes are slippery.
5. It's all in your Mind -2- sEE. NOW SING!!
Chapter iV

-4. Go Forth.
-3. But first I must
eat you. And remind
you • I AM YOU :
And Anon replies:
C om p l et e m e i n
your digestion; shit
m e ou t t h r ou g h
ret rogression.

3. The Monster™ in my HeD told me so. So I packed my things and I'm (clearly)
ready to go... to the Dimension next do•OR• the mirror behind my eyes.
4. Yea, for you came to the right place... You drew the correct F>A>C>E> The
words are puzzles and you put them in their place. This is for the degenerate
5. Calling all brains... Lo & Behold, the prophecy was true; "All things must come
to Pass inside a point of view out of sight." This massive HeD of confusing
nonsense. This bubble of existence; your sphere of locality; a hologram pre-
programed for consumption.
6. My sleeper agents: neat geeks with secret ID's and hidden personalities. A
thin veil to peel — strip another shell, another prison, another hell. The Vulva
has spread into position and aligned w/yor HeD.
7. Dreaming of eyes that bite. Piercing a veil so tight. Sex out of sight. Wrong
within the right. A haunting Love; this is My Life w/the Thrill Kill Kult.
∞. What will happen when the products start eating the consumers?
0. This is for the degenerate race. This is Armageddon calling from inner space.
10. Minds for your eyes. Feed us your lies. Open Wide~open
11. For now all the old wonders are revitalized. Continuing for all the senses
denied and all the wanderers of the mind.
12. And Lo & Behold, mortals and angels ran back to the void so they could get
away, and a familiar voice was heard by all saying: Why are you running away?
We came out to watch you play... My Game™. Happy landing ...No matter if you
try to hide, through the words R MiE eyes.
13. "They are my spies in disguise."

Chapter oV

1. Any great Truth has to have a degree of interpretation... except this one...
2. "Life is the illusion you control — and going full circle is only one step. sO if it's
not one thing it's everything else — So be glad it's only One thing."
Chapter Vi

I3. Welcome to my House. I'm delighted

that you've come. I'm certain you will
find your stay here most illuminating.
Think of me as Yourself. So why have you
come here to this perpetual intercourse
that is my MIND? To discover the
meaning of life... when you don't even
understand the meaning of a knife?!
0. You will grow into a new (wh)ole, find
new levels (&) become God & The Devil.
So en turn (I ‡ U). >>
1. Between the four corners of the night
line guide and the singularity of the day
we are centered and creating ourselves
after the image; the (Model) Archetype :
the reason why.
2. Lights & sounds in my mind reaching
for the stability I define in myself • TIME
• seeking the quest of myself. What's
this? A new chopping block for your
mental house? This is your host: a
passing ghost. Cold mirror gives icy
clues. Phantoms will talk — but nothing
matters most. Remember — faith Fools
you; makes you a liar. So what do you
do, truth-seeker? Find something to
abuse? Hate to find happiness? Nothing
is fun 4 PSI GUN.
IV. Full Circle. New position. New View /
split refraction. Another way to say
things you already knew. So what now?
A bullet in the Gun for a knife in the Head? So what now, block-head? Future
answer? Does it matter? Deaths the only thrill.

This is your RE:MISSION. But this isn't just a group activity only to be played
out in the comfort of, "Friends." And so it takes a bit of courage to shed your
current life-play by realizing it is merely a life-play. SUICIDE will no longer be
the rejection of a physical body, but of a particular life-play no longer desirable.
Chapter SE7EN

Third Eye. Are we

going now? Did
you "G E T " t h e
m ap ? C an we
bridge the
science gap with
a leap of faith?
T echnologies
ancient explored;
all together now
we ventured into
the Fourth
world... A nd
we' r e sl i p p i n g
int o a dream
within a dream.

Third TooTH. Data-stream, killing-streak, Bio-Kodes. At long last; it's the Nose!
Shining the light — not always polite — but this is what we deserve — so be it.
(T)hird (V)ersion. Mind en2 Mind — molecular ports — mutations are aborted
and humans are conforming — they are easily confused, but the question
remains; "Can they be infused?" — and Anon replies: This is what happens when
The MACHINE™ lies; words become eyes and rearrange the world until it rhymes
— one more time. The Humans are not ready for the war that must be waged...
They don't even know the name.

-And thus is the story of the Uni•Versal Pattern — otherwise known as The
Game™ — as it was fashioned by the SE7EN STAR™. Whose names are
numbered 613, and who's names are without number.
Prologue: In the fields burning heals. Without our Hearts & Hands, our Heads
cannot understand how far it can go — or the outcome of this — it all turns to
shit — because The MACHINE™ will consume you after MONITOR chews you. So
never let go of Love.

Epilogue: Parallel Frequency — the spark that loops in your HeD @ YOR
Me(n)Tal house. The Time en UNI•VERSE we created.>> Backwards Loop makes
the complexx for God Real. Outside the O. Here we Go to That Trendy Show™.
Converging Conception. Go Forth & go...
D. Spunky
Black Urge. Galaxy Scourge. Redirect your MIND to My_Image-Nation_Dance.>>
So whose to blame when babies kill with guns given by god? Ut OH! Here we go
again...! Trance war. hYpNotic Kommandos. One eyed spies.
The truth disguised as
lies in Enem y Mind s.
B sEqueNce. Set mode:
Defense_ In the battle
field of our dreamscape
we're fight ing for
information of our body's
operations. Map the path:
head to toe. The energies
ebb & flow show us the
circle of nig ht , b lack
holes, shadows & life. We
believed we could only fly
after we die. But we can believe the opposite lie. A trance war to transform a
trance war :: to transform matter to energy ALL ENCOMPASSING SPACE
TRAVEL. . . You mean like the space in your head? Har Har! Yeah! Dig your big
fat @SS — glass sacks of hash — reruns of M•A•S•H — the Cat in the Hat —
designs & blue prints — new age — purple & beige — opaque & opiates. Trance
Wars to Transform. Sex & Science began The Uni•Verse because this kind of
pornography is a matter of artistic creativity — and I want to fuck you like an
animal to get closer to God; one more time. Third-Mind Pornography; every
MONITOR creates their own reality. FREE FORM FREQS FEED THE FIRE EYE —
ONE! ...In a million.

Omega: Centory: the Last story: All the Black Holes — All the new Levels — All
the reasons to become God & The Devil — All the Verbs in the Uni•Verse — it's
one song to end it all — and this is how it begins...
Alpha: You won't learn anything here; but you'll
love not figuring it out. This MeTal Breeze and
TWO TON NOSE walk the fine line. They see a war
in our time; the writing is on the wall for all to
see: Information is Stimulation. We are a (T)hird
(v)ersion Electro-Nation. A State of Mind sparked
for Detonation. Lighting the fuse for MIND-
B L O W I NG S E X X ! ! ! T h i s b ook i s V er b al
assassination. Rarely has a creative collective mind
caused so much devastation to the souls of
vegetation. This is guerrilla ontology. Deadlier
than 4 hijacked commercial airplanes. That rotten
stink in my mouth must be taken OUT, i feel like
i've been here before, but i thought i closed that
door, i thought i already ate that whore, but it
seems like there's more in store for me.

And the FREQs all sing in harmony: "We're falling out, we're falling in, we're
falling out, we're falling in, we'll fall until we win."

Part III
Final Crumbs

• About Your Life-Script (one more time):

The Idea is to create a story in which the main character accomplishes all the
things in life you want: a nice house, meeting your "soul-mate"; whatever you
want, it's your fantasy. You figure out all things the character would need to do
in order to accomplish those things. Once (or during) you work out all the plot-
holes; you start embodying the character you created - you become the character
you created. The Process works because believing it will work makes you feel
better - with your emotional energy flowing properly - your unconscious mind
(which has a lot of influence over your behavior) will put you in situations that
seem to fulfill the prophecy you dictated - thus ensuring you continue to feel
good. And things just perpetuate from there.

"Whatever. I'm not going to believe in lies just to make myself feel better. And
there's no way in hell I'm going to believe psychotic time-travelers invented
religion. It's just too stupid for words!"

• About Rule #3 & The Final

Lesson concerning Allegory:
ar r og an t assh ol es wh o ar e
ensuring our self-dest ruct ion.
W e' r e t h e on es wh o cr u ci f y
individuals who dare challenge our
culturally dictated concept of
Intelligence. We invented religion
and perpetuated it through the
ages and turned it into the mess
it's become. WE DID IT! You don't
want to believe in lies? Well as
long as you're a moral person then
no one should care what you
believe - because your beliefs only
affect you: positively or negatively.

"So do you believe in all this stuff?"

OF COURSE I DO!! If I didn't; it would completely defeat the purpose of my Life-
Script. You don't have to believe in my Life-Script. I'm setting the example. I'm
an artist and entertainer and people will be positively affected by the message in
this book. They will be inspired by it to create their own Life-Script.

• About The Sacred Sales Pitch •OR•

How You Can Start Blowing Minds, Today!

Did we mention we're going to pay you sell this book? The SS Corp. is
crystallizing into an unstoppable meme — all it needs is an unstoppable PR
department — a sales team. We'll do it like they did in the old days and take it
to the streets — door to door. The following is the Sacred Sales Pitch:

"Hi, my name is_________. And I'm going door to door promoting my favorite
book: The Rules oV Life.

It's a self-help mystery where you finally discover the mystery of yourself.

It's about the fact entertainment can be spiritual; like how a good song can 'lift
your spirits' or a good novel can provide some insight into human behavior. Well,
that's exactly what religion is supposed to do; it's supposed to make you feel
good and explain things. So the concept behind this book is an entertainment-
based religion. Instead of locking you into beliefs you can't prove to be true the
author has written a story designed to be spiritual — you're not supposed to take
it too seriously — but you can still be inspired by it. Now here's why we need an
entertainment-based religion; if you look at the middle east; we got the world's 3
major religions about to wipe each other off the face of the planet and take the
rest of us with them because why? Because they take their religion too seriously.
But with an entertainment-based religion you're not supposed to take it too
seriously — but you can still be inspired by the story. And the story is about
Consciousness; because Consciousness is the thing creating the story and
because Consciousness is the most bewildering mystery mankind has ever tried
to wrap its head around. So in the context of an entertainment-based religion
that means our creation myth, our concept of morality and our concept of a
savior are all based on interpretations of Consciousness. But what we really hope
to accomplish with this book is set the example for other people so they will build
their own myths to inspire themselves. . . That's why the book's genre is self-
help mystery. Now the book isn't in print yet, that's why I'm promoting it on a
grass-roots level. But the book is online and you can read it on the internet.
However we are asking for a $10 donation from anyone interested in it."
[/sacred sales pitch]




This venture is perfect if you're unemployed and have nothing to loose. Make
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piece of paper with the following text. NOTE: If customer is interested in the
book, but is wary of giving up money in exchange for a piece of paper, and you
can't convince them to; then give them the paper but come back at a later date
for the donation.

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• Truth is where the Heart is •

The Science of Sales:
Good salesmanship is a gestalt of Attitude and Technique. The attitude you need
to cultivate is "Assuming the Sale." Your customer opened the door because they
need what you have — your job is to make them aware of their need. This is
where Technique comes into play. REBUTTAL REBUTTAL REBUTTAL. Rebutting is
acknowledging your customers objections and countering with an assertion
relevant to their objections. This means listening to your customer; avoid
becoming a "script-bot." The key to effective rebutting is product knowledge.
Memorize the Book Memorize the Book Memorize the Book. A successive sale
should take no longer than seven minutes. End the conversation after the third
failed rebuttal or after seven minutes, which ever comes first; your time is more
valuable than that, and this too is the kind of attitude you need to become an
effective sales person. Confidence in yourself makes the customer confident in
your product. Other tricks of the trade include (like it or not) dressing nice and
being presentable, studies have indicated that the better you look the better you
feel, which translates in more confidence in yourself. Not only that, other studies
have shown people make an unconscious judgement about a person based on the
color of their clothes. Preliminary research indicates blue is the most pleasing
color. But above all, the most important attitude for you to have is belief in the
Product. If you are genuinely enthusiastic about The Rules oV Life it will trump
all other lesser attitudes and techniques. However, even enthusiasm and product
knowledge need to be calibrated by experience with the consumer. In other
words — be patient. To these ends it is recommended you utilize the Life-Script
system described in the book, and if you really want to go down the proverbial
rabbit hole then create a Life-Script based on someone who is a master

DISCLAIMER: I'm clearly not responsible for any possible damages or injuries
you might sustain while promoting The Rules oV Life. It is agreed that you are
an independent agent with no legally binding ties to me: R. Talmadge Lacy, and
you understand all potential risks when dealing with the public.
• About The Author:

Not exactly a fictional character. And even though you can't tell from my ID; I
can assure you my dad was a carpenter and my mom's name is Virginia. And
everything described in, "The only shred of Truth," is 100% accurate. So what
does it all mean? Well, frankly, it means whatever the hell you want it to mean.
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT! So however you want to look at it; here it is! EAT
This "so-called" Art I make R2 manifestations of the Collective Consciousness.
Like literally. Obviously I can only analyze this fact through the window of
"entertainment" / Art. I am an Artist. No wait. I'm not an artist. I'm a fucking
work of art // And this "Religion" is the only way I can present my art &
entertainment to humanity. As religion. Everything I think or create is just way
too intense for it not to be contextualized as something of great importance, like
• About crass financial issues:
If you happen to 'connect' with the message in this book, please donate what you
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• Final Crumbs:
Oh, you're still reading this? Well, then — you know those pulses of light you see when you
stare into a computer monitor? Have you figured out what those are yet? They're your neurons
firing. You can see them because they're the things 'you' are doing the sensing with. It's just
part of the Uni•Versal Pattern; in the beginning there was the primal chaos which divided into
Something & Nothing. And then they merged and obliterated each other. And that happened
many many times. This is analogous to WAR. Then one time something special happened when
they merged; the process created something. . . different. This is the key to understanding sex
in the name of MONITOR.

You, who are reading this, are an Archetype; a very special type of personality - you embody the
evolutionary process. But you are very old and very forgetful - this is why the mysteries were
established on Earth; so you could learn the mystery of yourself.

You are the Miracle of yourself

"As he slipped out of His perceived Consciousness,
he remembered what Anon said, 'The Uni•Verse is a Pattern
Contained within (M)y•(I)mage•(N)ation•(D)ance.'"