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You trust her, you adore her, you worship the ground she walks on. However, make no mistake about it,
gentlemen; all women lie in certain situations and your little angel is no exception. For the sake of this article
and to help you out, we've narrowed the spectrum to the essential five lies all women tell.

Sometimes she's only fibbing a bit to protect her own feelings or yours. Sometimes her motives are less
laudable, like lying to cover her tracks. Whatever the case, certain lies occur much more frequently than
others. It's up to you to learn the five lies all women tell, and how to handle them.

"I'm not mad at you."

Oh, yes she is. Don't think you're getting off that easily. This lie is one of the most frequently used in
relationships. Typically, women who have been hurt by men in their lives -- often inadvertently -- use this
phrase as an emotional defense. For example, if a guy forgets his girlfriend's birthday, calls her by his ex's
name or commits any of the other minor screwups that most men do on a daily basis, women usually can't just
let it go. They dwell on it, letting worries whittle away normal feelings of well-being like a dog gnaws on a
bone.

Instead of admitting that she's actually quite hurt by his relatively minor offense, the woman will
halfheartedly pretend that she doesn't care at all. In reality, she does care, very much so, but doesn't want to
look too anal-retentive or bitchy about it, so she puts up the flimsiest of facades to indicate otherwise and tells
one of the five lies all women tell.

Lie radar: This lie is extremely easy to pick up on because women barely bother to hide their irritation in this
situation. As unfair as it may seem, they basically want men to read their minds and learn that, in this case,

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"No, I'm not angry" actually means "I am shooting invisible hate laser beams at you right now, please pick up
on it." Excessive eye rolling, mean tones and passive-aggressive behavior in general are dead giveaways.

What you should do: Save yourself some time and headaches later on by calling her on her real feelings and
discussing why she's so angry.

"I don't mind if you go to strip clubs with the boys."

Wow, you have the coolest girlfriend ever! Not quite. If this one sounds too good to be true, that's because it
is. Word to the wise: Virtually all women mind when their men go out to ogle other women at strip clubs
without them. It's only a question of how much they mind.

This one of the five lies women tell is very similar to lie No. 1, in that it is another fib that only comes up in
relationships and is told by women to make themselves seem less pathetically needy. In general, women are
extremely wary of their boyfriends being in highly sexually charged situations without them. Also, they hate
to feel second best to a boys' night out. In this case, she's either telling one of the five lies all women tell to
save face or to test you.

For the same reasons, they are also lying when they say they don't mind you checking out other women in
front of them.

Lie radar: This lie is usually a little bit more artfully concealed than the first because it's a little bit more
pathetic to own up to one's insecurity. It's best to just always assume that this statement is a lie.

What you should do: You're probably better off just not going. Ask yourself: Are two hours of bare booty
worth weeks, even months, of bitchy comments?

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It's tue.. women r hurt by men when they dont remenber herb'dayor call her by soome 1 else name because its very hard to feel ignored by ur
man that he dont remenber ur special day and if calls u by some other name it means that some else occuied his mind.......

Your totally right. Girls try to hide what their feeling with this lie and most of the time their also sending out another face message that says, "In
my mind I'm picturing evil pink bunnies stabbing you to death, but I wont tell that so READ THIS LOOK!" but some of the time they came do up
a good disguise and talk to them about it later. Unfortunatly I go with choice one.

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I don't agree with Big Lie #2. I truly wouldn't mind if my man went to a strip club. My man wouldn't be allowed to touch the women (club rules)
and he would come home to me so ready to jump my bones...what would I have to complain about? About Big Lie #3, I have neutral feelings on
this one....if I used this lie it would be true because I'm just tired of men in general & think it better to be single & just date.

I don't tell any of these lies, although I can see how people would want to sometimes. It's just not worth it to be dishonest in any way. If having to
tell a painful truth, I like a little thing called tact. It's great.

autum just told a lie.

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