. All girls secretly love a guy who can sing.

(MEGA-Turn-On)
. Just so you know, girls dont want to smell you from 10, 6, or even 2 feet away
.
Girls HATE players!!!!
. Most girls would rather cuddle than makeout (unless they're sluts)
We love it when you put your arm around us at the movies.(especially the scary o
nes)
We don't need you to be Superman. We just need you to be there.
Please, if you really need to talk about your size, use your guy friends, not us
.
. Pretty much all girls like to talk about something, so feel free to call us.
.We LOVE suprises, that is , the good ones.
Don't ever try to impress us by cursing or fighing. It doesn't work; you just lo
ok like a jerk.
When you pick on the girl you like, she won't think your interested or cool. She
'll just think that you're mean. (Ah the logic.. of girls...)
. Every girl wants to feel special, even if its just to you.
.Being able to make your girl laugh = MAJOR brownie points!
.Guitarists = sexy Pianists = sensitivty
We absolutly HATE it when you break a promise to us. It completely devastates us
.
.Here's something that girls are taught: When a guy says that you're hot, he's l
ooking at your body. When he says that you're pretty, he's looking at your face.
When he says that you're beautiful, he's looking at your heart. Remember that w
hen you complement a girl......
. Ask any girl... She'll have no idea what the hell a guy means when he says tha
t she's "cute".
. We can tell when you aren't listening, and, yeah, it kind of pisses us off. If
were boring you, at least have the decensy to tell us!
. When we say the we're cold, we either want you to come closer or give us your
jacket. Tip: If you really want to impress your girl, hold her tight and put you
r jacket around her while you're still wearing it. Its amazingly romantic! (as l
ong as you don't grope her)
. Hugs can mean more than kisses sometimes.
. If you wait for the perfect moment, the perfect moment will pass you by. In ot
her words, if you want to ask her out, just do it!
. We'd really appreciate it if you didn't hold the things we do during our time
of the month against us. It isn't exactly our fault, and we aren't being ourselv
es.
.Please give us the same respect you would to any other human and look us in the
eyes. (yes we do notice when your eyes wander)
.We want the same respect that you give to other guys, but we really don't want
you to treat us like them...(chest bumbs are never ok)
.Never cheat!!! Girls know how to spread news fast so you don't just ruin one re
lationship, you prevent others from happening too.
. When you're on a date with a girl, keep your eyes on her face and off other gi
rls' bodies. That's just rude.
.Not all girls are about money. The ones who are give us all a bad name.
. It's weird when you take longer to get ready than we do....
.If you ask us nicely, we'll usually answer in the same way.
. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
. Not all women are bad drivers.
. Not all women are ditzes.
. Anything you say or do with another girl that you don't want us to know is con
sidered cheating.
. When you say you don't like it when we wear makeup, don't just leave it at tha
t. It helps to tell us why.
. It absolutely floors us when you know our favorite color, shoe size, flower, T
.V. show, movie, artist, etc. See, we aren't that hard to please.

. This one may seem weird. We love keeping your hoodies/jackets because: they re
mind us of you, they smell like you, and it makes us feel like you're there hold
ing us even when you aren't.
. NEVER EVER HIT A GIRL!!!!!!!!! Even if she hits you first....it's just wrong.
. When you're dating a girl and you introduce her to your friends, you had bette
r say that she's your girlfriend.
. When it comes to gifts, we'd prefer something that has meaning rather than som
ething with a big pricetag.
. The best thing that you can be to any girl is her friend. Friendship always co
mes before any good romantic relationship.
. Have I metioned that we like respect?
All girls want to be told I LOVE YOU now and then and possibly whisper it in her
ear when you are having a moment.
. Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means she's attracted to
you, but she's afraid that she'll be showing too much.
. When you calm a girl down (and believe me, you will need to do this someday),
try your hardest to make her laugh, but never make her feel stupid for being so
worked up in the first place.
If you go through our purse, you probably won't like what you see. So please don
't even bother going through it or you will get bitch slapped.
. Keep in mind that pretty much every girl has a group of guys(friends, brothers
and her Daddy) who will beat the crap out of you if cross the line.
. Girls dont like show-offs. Just be yourself we'll like you better that way and
if a girl dosent like the real you she's not worth your time.
. Face it. Girls really aren't impressed when you spend the whole day showing of
f your muscles...
. When shes upset hold her and tell her she'll be fine even if she says it wont,
convince her it will be.
. Don't disrespect her in ANYWAY.
. Now and again flatter her with compliments.
. Also if shes gettin hurt in anyway stand up for her dont stand and watch her g
et her shes your girlfriend for fudge sake!!

. Don't think that just because you didn't tell us we are never going to find ou
t.
Our friends know EVERYTHING.
. EVERYTHING said to our friends will be told to us. Garranteed.
No matter what we say, we hate your ex-girlfriend.
We check our phones every hour to see if you have replied to our texts, then wor
ry if you haven't.
The fact you might leave us for another girl keeps us up at night.
. When we're not talking to you on MSN, we're actually waiting for you to talk t
o us (in a non-snobby way, we want to see if you still care enough to talk to us
).
. When we act sad, we want you to hug us.
. Our favourite part of the MSN convo is at the end when you say good bye, becau
se that's the part you say you love us.
. We actually freak out on what to do during holidays like Valentines Day.
. We don't care what our friends think of you, but we do care what your friends
think of us.
Yes, you might be the reason we failed that Maths test.
We are very, very scared of scaring you away.
. We don't care about what we talk about, just as long as we have your attention
for a few minutes.
. Of course, we do believe the crap we read in magazines.
We have mood swings. Get over it.
. Everytime you're around other girls, we worry they are better than us.
. We don't want to hear how cool your ex-girlfriend/neighbour/best gal friend is
.
. Movies like 'He's Just Not That Into You' depress us.
. We will move mountains on our timetable if it means seeing you.
. We compare every other guy to you, and you always come out best.
. We hate it when you go to discos without us.
We hate feeling as if we are like any other girl.
. Don't brag about other girls liking you, it just makes us insecure.
. When we say everything is 'fine', it generally means everything is absolutely
horrible and we are on the brink of falling to pieces.
. Don't just say 'ok' when we say we don't want to talk about it.
. If you want to know something about us, ask our best friend.
. If you do not hug us, we will not kiss you.
. We think you are the best guy in the world.
We.Will.Kill.You.If.We.See.You.Slow.Dancing.With.Another.Girl.Without.Telling.Us
.
We really do want you to stick up for us.
. Compliments. We love them.
. Be on time. We will think you don't care if you're not on time at a certain pl
ace.
Whether you say (L) or luv or love does matter.
. We don't care if you couldn't come on that date because of the most embarrassi
ng reason in the world, just don't lie to us.
. We like cuddling up to you so let us.
. Silent Treatment + Short Answers + Not Smiling or Laughing + Evil Looks = YOU
DID SOMETHING WRONG.
. You will be classed in our 'Hate' list if you forget our birthday.
. Do not ask what's wrong. We'll never tell you we just want you to cuddle us.
. You need to tell us what you think of us, we don't make assumptions (apart fro
m 'OMG HE'S GONE OFF ME HASN'T HE?!')
. Telling us that we are pretty will mean absolute LOADS.
. Do not make fun of us unless we are in a good mood. As insecure as girls go, w
e take these things very seriously.
If you do end up doing Number 42, you just have to hope we aren't in a bad mood.
. Saying something sweet MIGHT get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will
ALWAYS get you off the hook.
. We never forget things. Ever.
We over-analyze everything.
.
We over-react to everything.
.
When we are mad at you, we aren't actually mad at you we just want you to apolog
ize so we can start showing we like you again.
Please don't stand 384931491329403 feet away from us. Even if we are scary.
. Please acknowledge that when we are online when you sign in, we probably have
waited ages for you to come online so please make it worthwhile.
. We do not care if 50 000 other guys declared their love for us if you never do
it none of it matters.
. We don't like being used.
. We like it when you do un-expected nice things.
We usually don't let just any guy make us cry, so if you make us cry, damnnn you
must have done something bad...
. This is the way it works: You don't give us any attention, we dump you. It is
NOT: You don't give us any attention, we chase after you. Deal with it.
We like it when you are protective of us. It makes us feel special.
. Unless she is a moronic idiot, a girl who truly loves you will love you for a
long, long time.
. When we come back from a holiday and brag about how awesome it was, during the
entire time there we were probably thinking about you. A lot.
. No matter where we are or what we are doing, we really want you to hold our ha
nd.
And please for the love of god shut up about how fit other girls are. You know w
e like you and the fact you do this despite you knowing how we feel is just evil
.
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.
When she walks away from you mad, follow her.
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don't let her go.
When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she ignores you, give her your attention.
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared, protect her.
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favourite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a n
ight.
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
.
When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
When she looks at you in your eyes, don t look away until she does.
Stay on the phone with her even if she s not saying anything.
Don't let her have the last word.
Don't call her hot, but gorgeous or beautiful is so much better.
Say you love her more than she could ever love you.
Argue that she is the best girl ever.
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she's OK, don t believe it, talk to her about it, because 10 yrs lat
er she'll still remember it.
Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Don't ignore her when she's out with you and your friends.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stu
pid.
Let her into your world.
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kick
ing today baby?"
After she reads this, she hopes one day you'd read it too.
i. . Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find
out, and we WILL dump you!
. Be aware of all your girlfriends guy friends, brothers, fathers, or anything. T
hey are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick your ass if you e
nd up hurting her.
. Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her that she s beautiful. We girls love t
hat.
. If she slapped you hard, you probably deserved it.
. Do not be afraid of holding her. If she s going out with you in the first place,
it s obvious that she likes you and wants to be in your arms.
. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend -- a stuffed
animal, one of his sweatshirts or hoodie s, and a really pretty piece of jewelry.

. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off
, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's ho
me safely. We think that s really cute and sweet.
. If a guy is bothering your girlfriend, it is your right to beat the sh!t out o
f him.
. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. It l
l make her feel secure that you love her more than the other girl.
. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you
first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back
.
. Go along with her to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether y
ou enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went with her.
. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd
better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. Or else.
. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. Let
her win once in a while.
. Memorize your girlfriend s birthday. You forget her birthday and you're basicall
y screwed for life. Not gonna lie.
Don't drench yourself in the cologne, but smell good.
. You don t have to spend a million dollars on the Birthday/Christmas/Valentine gi
ft. It doesn't have to be expensive, or cost anything but it has to be meaningfu
l.
. Don t ever lie to us; we always find out.
. Don t say you understand when you don t. That s bad.
. Remember: Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; but doing something sweet w
ill always get you off the hook.
. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. Don t bother trying to conv
ince us otherwise, that is a bad idea
. It s good to be sensitive, to a point.
. If you did something wrong, apologize. Even if you didn t, do it anyway.
. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
We are self-conscious by nature; we can t help it. Let it be.
. We don t shave our legs every day so just get over it.
. Shave your face, no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache
looks, we probably hate it. We like you clean shaven.
. Show off a little, we think it s cute.
. You are our boyfriend, our man, our protector, whether you know it or not, you
are; act like it.
. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
We love it when you hug us from behind and whisper in our ear.
. "Fine" is NEVER an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. Don t obsess over that.
I expect you to call me. If you don t, you go down.
. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. Don t you dare take advantage
of that.
. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
. You look hot in hooded clothing items. Always.
. You should never tell a girl what to do. Ever.
Any decent man will ask a girl out to her face. I mean; if you aren t man enough t
o ask us out to our face, who says youre gonna be man enough to our boyfriend at
all.
. Girls are very impressed when you ask them for advice. Unless its about anothe
r girl.
. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.
You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jean
s, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
. Girls need to hear how you feel about them. Often. Tell her now.
. A girl wants to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to re
cognize this and tell her.
. If she s not feeling loved, she will start looking....
. We like it when you tell us what you're thinking, even if you don't know yours
elf. It s cute.
. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't wan
t me to see, hear, read...
For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
. We can fall in love with you without really knowing you, if you are an @ss, we
will find out, and we will get over it. Fast. Don't ruin it.
. You like her, make a move. Don t just sit there, you will fail, and you won t get
her.
. Guys who play sports are hot. They build muscle, and no matter what we will be
at all of your games.
. When you compliment us, we aren't sure how to accept the compliment without le
ading you on or reject the compliment without hurting you. So just bear with us
here.
. WE HATE BEING LED ON! If you think it's bad being led on by a girl, try being
led on by a guy.
We like it when guys are willing to have an actual relationship, not just a one-
night stand. Most girls don't like pimps or players, just guys who like ONE girl
only.
. But don't be obssessive. Major turn-off.
. Call sometimes, just to say hi, not for a certain reason. When we see your num
ber on caller ID, our heart always skips a beat. Try calling just to say good ni
ght, or good morning, its soo adorable!
. BE HONEST!
. Don't ONLY tell us what we want to hear. We HATE that.
. At sleepovers, if you wonder what we talk about, quit worrying. It really is o
nly you.
. If you catch us staring, it is most likely because we're spacing out, not beca
use we really stare at you. Unless we smile when you notice. Then you either loo
k really hot, or we like you.
. We like it when you hold us when we're crying. It's good to feel loved and saf
e.
. Don't go to our friends to talk about us. Come straight to us.
. Don't tell us you love us unless you are positive you mean it. If we don't say
it back, it's just that we really want to mean it when we say it. Don't say it
right away, then it shows lack of commitment.
. We like our hands to be held and our waists to be touched.
. We like you to kiss our hand and cheeks and forehead (esp. forehead!!), not ju
st shove your tongue down our throats. We do like to breathe.
. We like it when you're tender, but don't lose your masculinity.
. Do chivalrous things when we least expect it (ex. holding doors for us).
As surprising as it may be, while guys might actually look at personality, the f
irst thing girls look at tends to be looks. We're not going to see you and think
, 'I wonder what his personality is like!' Terrible, but true.
. If we love you, and youre hurt on the basketball court, rolling on the floor i
n pain; we re hurting more just watching you.
. We LOVE it when you get nervous around us. It's adorable! Don't think you have
to be Mr. Cool Guy all the time.
. Don't play hard to get. We ll get bored and move on.
If you don't call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you never call
ed, and we will waste a lot of time thinking about it, eventually coming to the
conclusion that we don't like you anymore.
We lost interest quickly if you lead us on but never take action.
. We might seem to flirt a lot, but a girl always thinks about the one guy she r
eally likes right before she falls asleep.
(77). When a girl likes a guy, she subconsciously gives him a song that makes he
r think of him every time she hears it.
. If guys do the same as girls do in #77, tell her what song reminds you of her.
Randomly compliment girls in conversations. If you're talking about sports, be l
ike "Oh, by the way, that shirt really made your eyes look green today." It tota
lly throws us off, and we love it.
. Ask us about how we're doing once in a while, and at least pretend to be inter
ested.
. If we're not talking to you, we secretly want you to talk to us first.
. Play with our hair without being like a gay hairstylist.
. We get really happy when you show any sign of interest. Don't just do it and t
hen never do it again. Bad bad bad
. Keep up the conversation on IM and phones and in person! Don't be awkward. Tha
t s bad.
. We will always feel bad if we don't like you back. Not all girls are bitches,
no matter what you may think. We hate to reject you.
. ok, so some girls are bitches and they like rejecting boys, but the people who
wrote this group are not. better?
. If we say "Let's just be friends", we really mean it. Don't keep trying to pur
sue us, and don't say ok and then ignore us. That's just mean and horrible.
. It's adorable when a best guy friend who a girl has thought about liking confe
sses he likes her.
. If you re single, find the one girl who s always there on the sidelines at your fo
otball game, or at each of your concerts, all your baseball games. She loves you
. Her excuse may be that she s there for her brother, but she s really there for you
.
. After you find that girl, smile at her once in a while, it ll mean the world to
her.
. Get to know her, you ll make her year first of all, and maybe, just maybe, you ll
end up liking her.
. Not all blondes are b!tches. Some are cool.
Not all blondes are sluts. Some have morals.
. In your mind, give every girl a chance. Each one deserves at least one.
. Girls fantasize too, its just not always about sex.
. We girls give you guys code names so that you don t know that we re talking about
you. :]
. If you re jealous, it may suck for you, but we think it s attractive if you really
care that much.
. If a girl blushes when you talk to her, she either likes you or she's embarras
sed by what you're saying.
. Girls don t really write your name on a piece of paper a million times if they l
ike you, that s a myth sometimes
. If a girl really likes you, just seeing you will make her day.
. Even if you aren t all that cute, and we like you, we think you re hot. Don t take a
dvantage of that, take pride in that.
. Every time you smile at us, it may mean only a little to you, but it means the
world to us. Don't take the little things for granted.