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CUM AM CUNOSCUT-O PE MAMA VOASTR�

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<i>Iat� o poveste de Ziua Recuno�tin�ei.</i>

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<i>E minunat la New York</i>
<i>de Ziua Recuno�tin�ei.</i>

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<i>E vremea c�nd ui�i de dorin�ele tale</i>
<i>�i te g�nde�ti la ceilal�i.</i>

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<i>E vremea c�nd neiert�torul ora�</i>
<i>devine mai �ng�duitor.</i>

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Tocmai am dat la boboci.

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ANUL 2005

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- C�t de mult a�i b�ut asear�?
- E mai important ce anume am b�ut.

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"Recuno�tini".

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O b�utur� delicioas�,
pe care eu am inventat-o.

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Suc de meri�oare, vodc� de cartofi
�i un cub de bulion.

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Are gustul curcanului la cuptor.

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�n gura mea, e Ziua Recuno�tin�ei.

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Vrei o b�utur� bun�?
�ncearc�-i Kwanzaapolitanul.

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A sosit ma�ina!

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Nu a mai fost acas�, �n Minnesota,
de la Cr�ciun. E entuziasmat.

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Scumpo, ma�ina st� dup� noi.
Ai preg�tit tot?

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Periu�� de din�i, pijamale, chilo�i?

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Chilo�i!

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A�adar, Lil...

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Familia lui Marshall.

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E�ti �nc�ntat� de weekendul
cu viitorii socri?

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Da, nu... O s� ne sim�im bine.

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Tocmai ai spus "da, nu..."

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Serios?

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Nu... Iubesc familia lui Marshall.
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Da, nu... O s� fie bine.

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Iar ai spus a�a.

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Da, nu... �ine-�i gura!

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- Tu nu te duci acas�?
- Nu. Trebuie s� lucrez vineri. Tu?

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La canadieni,
Ziua Recuno�tin�ei e �n octombrie.

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Da, am uitat, sunte�i ni�te ciuda�i.
Voi spune�i "om�t", nu "z�pad�".

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Voi sunte�i lideri la violen�a armat�,
sistemul sanitar e falimentar,

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iar �ara are opinii diferite
despre orice subiect important.

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Poli�i�tii vo�tri se numesc "munteni".

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O s� stai cu Barney?

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Nu. El are propria tradi�ie
de Ziua Recuno�tin�ei.

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Ziua Recuno�tin�ei la striptease!
Cine vine?

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La <i>Leopardul Desfr�nat,</i>
<i>m�ncarea e surprinz�tor de bun�.</i>
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�i mai au ceva.
Heather se costumeaz� �n pelerin,

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iar Misty se costumeaz� �n indian�.

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Apoi �mpreun�, "�mpart" m�ncarea.

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Vai, Barney!

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�mi cer scuze. Amerindian�.

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Voi merge s� servesc m�ncare
la un ad�post.

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Foarte frumos.

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Mi-am zis s�-mi petrec ziua
f�c�nd fapte altruiste.

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S� fac pu�in bine.

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- S� anulezi ce face Barney.
- Exact!

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- Unde-mi sunt chilo�ii?
- Te-ai uitat �n valiz�?

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S� mergem!

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<i>�i du�i au fost...</i>

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<i>P�n� la St. Cloud, Minnesota,</i>
<i>ora�ul natal al lui Marshall.</i>

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<i>�n timp ce Lily p�ea �n casa copil�riei</i>
<i>logodnicului ei,</i>

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<i>a fost primit� cu mare bucurie.</i>

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Salutare! Am ajuns!

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Bun�!

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<i>Cu foarte mare bucurie.</i>

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<i>La 1,93 m, Marshall era piticul</i>
<i>clanului Eriksen.</i>

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M� bucur s� te v�d.

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Am uitat c�t sunte�i de �nal�i.

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- Unde-i viitoarea mea nor�?
- Aici sunt.

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Da, te-aud.

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�i-ai g�sit
o micu�� mireas� pe cinste, fiule.

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Ia s� te v�d!

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Nu pierde�i timpul!
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Pune�i-v� patinele!
�n cinci minute �ncepem meciul.

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Foarte bine!

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- O s� juca�i hochei?
- Prinde!

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Cu o minge de baschet?

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E o combina�ie �ntre cele dou�.
�i spunem bas-ghea��.

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Noi l-am inventat. E cel mai periculos
�i interesant sport din lume.

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Bas-ghea��?

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Nu baschet pe ghea��?

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Baschet pe ghea��? Sun� aiurea.

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Da.

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Se nume�te bas-ghea��,
iar eu sunt cel mai bun.

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Ai vrea tu!

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Fiindc� nu m-a�i v�zut pe mine cum joc.

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Nu �tiu ce s� zic...
Nu e un sport pentru fete.

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Ce amuzant!
Fiindc� fratele t�u arunc� ca o fat�.

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Marcus!

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- O s� fie grozav.
- �tiu.

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M� bucur c� am venit.
Uit�-te la oamenii de aici!

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Renun�� la s�rb�toare
ca s�-�i ajute aproapele.

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Sunt cei mai tari oameni din New York.

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La casa bunicii...
M� scuza�i, face�i pu�in loc.

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- Barney?
- Bun�!

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- Ce faci aici?
- �mplinesc lucrarea Domnului.

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Dar tu e�ti Satana.

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Uita�i ce e... Nu m� m�ndresc cu asta,
dar sunt voluntar.

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E important s�-i ajut�m
pe cei mai pu�in noroco�i.

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Sunt Angelina Jolie a tipilor sexy.

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Cred c� glume�ti.
Tu nu e�ti voluntar aici.

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Barney, e nevoie de tine.
E aglomera�ie la linia cu toc�turi.

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- Le explici ce trebuie s� fac�?
- Imediat.

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E pe bune? Barney face treaba asta?

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�n fiecare duminic�, �ntregul an.
E cel mai bun.

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Cel mai bun m-a preg�tit.

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M�INI FL�M�NDE

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�i noi suntem �nc�nta�i c� suntem aici.
Ce vrei s� facem?

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- Pleca�i acas�. Suntem destui oameni.
- Ce?

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Suntem voluntari, nu ne trebuie bani.
Chiar ai destui voluntari?

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�n ziua �n care sunt cei mai mul�i
voluntari? Da, am.

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- Vrem doar s� ajut�m.
- Kendall, sunt de treab�.

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Bine, dar nu promit nimic.

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A�tepta�i aici. La nevoie, v� chem�m.

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M� �ntorc la treab�.
Avem de �mp�r�it mult� m�ncare.

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�i multe z�mbete.

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Era s� uit.

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�tiu c� e devreme,
dar e�ti o viitoare doamn� Eriksen.

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DOAMNA ERIKSEN

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Mul�umesc!

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Se va asorta de minune cu...

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�l ador!

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Lily, tu te vei ocupa de salat�.

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Fac una excelent� cu andive, salat� frisee
�i cu sos de coriandru �i limet�.

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Dar e o s�rb�toare american�.
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Lily, acum, c� vei fi o doamn� Eriksen,

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o s�-�i ofer o re�et� secret�.

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Salata cu �apte straturi
a familiei Eriksen.

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Salat� cu �apte straturi?

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�ase c�ni de maionez�?
Nu se poate.

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Nu, draga mea. 16 c�ni.
Maioneza e �n dulapul acela.

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Dumnezeule!

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Meciul de bas-ghea�� e foarte str�ns.

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Tata l-a lovit pe Marcus cu un bulg�re,

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deci e fault, fiindc� ai doar un bulg�re
pe posesie,

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a�a c� l-am lovit �n tibie cu patina
�i am marcat.

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Aveai o pozi�ie bun�,
p�n� s� te lovesc cu ciocanul.

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Bun�, frumoaso!

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Te distrezi?

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Da, dar mi-e dor de tine.
Nu r�m�i pu�in aici?

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Ba da, e pauz�.

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Gata, pauza s-a terminat.
Mi�ca�i-v�!

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Sper c�-�i place gustul patinei, fraiere!

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Du-te!

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Mersi, iubito!

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Nu-i a�a c� e grozav?

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Acum �n�elegi de ce to�i colegii de liceu
au r�mas �n ora�ul �sta?

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Marvin, tu e�ti fraierul, fraiere!

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E incredibil ce e acolo.

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Am f�cut at�ta bine azi.
Sufletul meu e �n erec�ie.

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Fe�ele celor n�p�stui�i se lumineaz�
c�nd le oferi o mas� nutritiv�.

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Exist� lucru mai bun �n lumea asta?
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Ieri ai spus c� cel mai bun lucru din lume
e c�nd �i se sug degetele de la picioare.

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Apoi ai vrut s� ba�i cuba
cu propriul picior.

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Barn, ne la�i s� te �nlocuim pu�in?
S� servim �i noi toc�turi.

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Vre�i la toc�turi din prima zi?

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Alo? NFL?
Pot s� fiu <i>quarterback</i> duminica asta?

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Fii serios!

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Am terminat stratul cu ursule�i de gum�
al salatei.

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Ce urmeaz�?

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Chipsuri de cartofi. Normal...

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Lily, c�nd vei �ncepe
s� te g�nde�ti la un copil?

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La un copil?

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�nc� nu m-am g�ndit.

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Deloc.
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<i>De fapt, m�tu�a Lily min�ea.</i>
<i>Doar la asta se g�ndea.</i>

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<i>V� aminti�i c�nd a spus...</i>

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Tocmai am dat la boboci.

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<i>Atunci, menstrua�ia nu-i venise</i>
<i>de cinci zile.</i> <i>Aceasta era a �asea zi.</i>

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Sunt prea t�n�r� s� am un copil.

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Glume�ti? Eram mai t�n�r� dec�t tine
c�nd l-am n�scut pe Marcus.

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Un bebelu� minunat de 6,8 kg.

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Era ca acest curcan.

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Vai de mine!

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<i>Dac� Lily era deja nelini�tit�,</i>
<i>g�ndindu-se c� va fi o Eriksen,</i>

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<i>imagina�i-v� cum s-a sim�it c�nd a aflat</i>
<i>c� ar putea na�te un Eriksen de 7 kg.</i>

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E un bebelu� tare mare, Judy.

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Doctorul a crezut c� sunt gemeni.

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Gemeni!

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Gemeni!

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Ce prostie! De c�nd e at�t de greu
s� faci munc� de caritate?

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Eu fac mereu munc� de caritate.

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Mai �tii c�nd am zis
c�-�i voi g�si o iubit�?

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Ce dr�gu�...

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- �i cum merge proiectul?
- �nc� lucrez la el.

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O s�-�i fac cuno�tin�� cu fata
la care te-ai holbat.

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Aiurea! Nu m-am holbat la nicio fa...

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�l cuno�ti pe Ted?

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Eu sunt acel Ted. Iar ea a plecat.

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- Eu sunt Amanda.
- Bun�!

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Ce faci aici, Ted?

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Am... Nimic. Nu am f�cut nimic.
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Dac� vrei s� faci ceva,
tu �i iubita ta pute�i sorta dona�iile.

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Nu sunt iubita lui.

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Am fost, dar nu i-am f�cut fa�� lui Ted,

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din punct de vedere emo�ional sau sexual.

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Dumnezeule!

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A�adar Amanda...

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Ce vrei s� facem?

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E ceva important.

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Deschide�i cutiile cu dona�ii,
scoate�i m�ncarea bun� �i pune�i-o aici.

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Am �n�eles! Totul e ca �i sortat.

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- Ne putem apuca de treab�.
- Barney nu va primi to�i laurii.

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VOLUNTARUL ANULUI

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- S� �ncepem cu asta.
- Da.

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Amin!
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Amin!

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Privi�i cine ne spune "noapte bun�"!

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E micu�ul Martin. Are trei luni.

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Luni? Trei luni?

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Se vede c� �i-a b�ut laptele.

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- Da.
- Noroc!

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�i iar e �ns�rcinat�.

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Fiindc� b�ie�ii b�ie�ilor Eriksen
�tiu s� �noate.

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Au dou� cozi,
iar, �n loc de cap, au burghiu.

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Tat�, m� faci de ru�ine.

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Nu-�i face griji, nu o deranjeaz�.
�i ea va fi o Eriksen.

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Nu chiar... O s�-mi p�strez numele.

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Dar �or�ul...

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�nc� n-am decis nimic, a�a c�...

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Nu, eu m-am decis,
o s�-mi p�strez propriul nume.

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Dar Eriksen e un nume de familie grozav.

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Lumea �tie familia Eriksen.

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Sigur, la St. Cloud,

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dar copiii no�tri nu vor cre�te
la St. Cloud.

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Nu-i a�a, iubitule?

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De ce nu? Mie mi-a pl�cut
s� cresc la St. Cloud.

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E un loc minunat,
�n care-�i po�i tr�i copil�ria.

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La fel e �i New York-ul.

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Ce? Chiar e!
Noi am crescut f�r� probleme.

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�i am ajuns la dimensiunea normal�,
apoi ne-am oprit.

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- Amanda, pentru ce e cutia asta?
- E pentru mine.

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Pune-o �n ma�ina mea.

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�n ma�ina ta? Ca s-o duci...

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Acas�. Avem at�ta m�ncare.
Nimeni n-o poate m�nca pe toat�.

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Ulei de trufe. Am dat lovitura!

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Lumea a donat-o
ca s�-i ajute pe cei fl�m�nzi.

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�tiu. Iar mie mi-e o foame de lup.

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Marshall, tu adori New York-ul.

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Da, dar mereu ai spus c�,
atunci c�nd vom avea copii,

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te vei muta din Manhattan.

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Da, �n Brooklyn.

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Dar de ce vorbim despre asta?
Mai avem mult p�n� atunci.

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<i>Dar Lily �tia c�, p�n� atunci, s-ar putea</i>
<i>s� nu mai fie chiar at�t de mult.</i>

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- Trebuie s� merg la baie.
- E �n partea cealalt�.

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<i>A�a c� a ie�it din cas�...</i>
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Lily?

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Lily?

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Pe l�ng� faptul c� n-a�i f�cut niciun bine
pentru nimeni,

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o s� ajuta�i pe cineva s� fure
de la cei f�r� cas�?

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Ted, e Ziua Recuno�tin�ei,
nu Ziua Nerecuno�tin�ei. Fir-ar s� fie!

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- Barney, vrei s�-�i semnez pontajul?
- Da, mul�umesc!

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- Barney?
- Da. Ce e?

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Ai foaie de pontaj?
Nimeni nu mai are.

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�i?

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- D�-o �ncoace!
- Sunt treburile mele personale.

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Munc� �n folosul comunit�ii?

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Dumnezeule! E�ti eliberat condi�ionat?
Ce ai f�cut?

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Sunt treburile mele personale.

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Am fost pedepsit pe nedrept, fiindc�
zidul apar�inea bisericii judec�torului.

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Ai f�cut pipi pe o biseric�?

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Am f�cut pipi pe o alee,
care avea �i o biseric�,

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pe care n-am v�zut-o,
fiindc� am fost beat.

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Chiar e�ti malefic.

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00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:43,864
Totul e �n regul� acum �n lume.

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Bine, un judec�tor m-a pus
s� vin aici. Dar sunt aici.

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�i sunt cel mai tare, apropo.

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C�nd a�i f�cut voi ceva bun?

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Kendall?

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Amanda fur� ciuperci Portobello
de la oamenii f�r� ad�post.

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Amanda!

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Eu am zis primul c� vreau ciupercile.
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Sunt pentru fl�m�nzi.

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�tiu. Mi-e o foame de lup.

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Sunt ciuperci bune!

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Ciuperci!
Ciuperci Portobello pentru toat� lumea!

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Lua�i-le �i fugi�i!

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Sunt foarte scumpe.

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La mul�i ani!

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La mul�i ani?

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Adic�, uita�i-v� la gagica care cump�r�
testul de sarcin�. La ce se g�nde�te?

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Dac� ai �ntrebat, o familie de uria�i
care se �ndoap� cu maionez�

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vrea s� m� atrag� �n suburbia lor
de co�mar.

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�n plus, sunt �anse mari ca un Eriksen

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c�t un curcan de 7 kg s� creasc� �n mine.

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Cuno�ti familia Eriksen?
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E�ti logodnica lui Marshall.

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Minunat!

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Sunt �nc�ntat s� te cunosc.

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E�ti mai �nalt� dec�t te-a descris.

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�mi pare r�u c� am �ipat la tine.

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- Pot s� folosesc toaleta?
- Nu avem.

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- Ce faci c�nd trebuie s�...
- �in �n mine.

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- Nu po�i concedia un voluntar.
- Se pare c� po�i.

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�i prietenii lui care nu arunc�
cu ciuperci.

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Nu pot crede c� i-am spus lui Kendall
c� sunte�i de treab�.

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Mai aveam 40 de ore
de munc� �n folosul comunit�ii.

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Acum le voi petrece
adun�nd gunoiul de pe autostrad�.

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Voluntarul anului!
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�mi pare r�u. Bine?

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Dac� m� pot revan�a cumva,
spune-mi �i o voi face.

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Bine c� ai �ntrebat.

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ZIUA RECUNO�TIN�EI
LA LEOPARDUL DESFR�NAT

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- E surprinz�tor de bun�.
- Nu? V-am spus eu.

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Urinare �n public!
Cine e arestat pentru urinare �n public?

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Lily a fost arestat�.

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Doamne! Pentru ce?

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Urinare �n public.

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- Mersi, Pete!
- Pentru pu�in, Marsh.

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Te sim�i bine?

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Nu.

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M-am f�cut de ru�ine
�n fa�a familiei tale,
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iar acum s�rb�toresc Ziua Recuno�tin�ei
�n cel mai deprimant loc.

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M� bucur c� e�ti �n siguran��.

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Am o �ntrebare.

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De ce ai condus 5 km pe Drumul 23,
ca s� faci pipi �n spatele magazinului?

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O s�-�i spun, dar, �nainte,

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promite-mi c� n-o s� ne mut�m
la St. Cloud, Minnesota. Promite-mi!

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- Nu spun c� ne vom muta m�ine.
- Promite-mi!

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- De ce vrei s�-�i promit a�a ceva?
- Fiindc� locul meu nu e aici.

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Nu am doi metri jum�tate,

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00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:10,529
iar o chestie care con�ine chipsuri
nu e salat�.

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00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,281
Mie-mi plac chipsurile.

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00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:17,327
�i maioneza, �i ursule�ii de glum�,
�i bas-ghea�a. Iubesc St. Cloud!

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O parte din mine ar vrea
s� se mute aici c�ndva.
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�i de ce avem discu�ia asta la �nchisoare,
de Ziua Recuno�tin�ei?

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Obiectele personale...

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Un portofel, un telefon mobil
�i un test de sarcin�.

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Pete m-a arestat �nainte s� m� uit
la rezultat.

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00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,363
Da...

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Nu ne putem l�sa copiii
s� joace bas-ghea��.

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00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,996
Bas-ghea�� e foarte periculos.

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00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,499
Care-s regulile acelui joc?

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00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:06,418
Nu exist� reguli.
Doar �ip�m unul la altul.

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00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,343
Nu vreau s� fiu exact ca familia mea.

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Nu m� �n�elege gre�it.
Dar nu vreau s� fim nici ca familia ta.

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Vom fi propria noastr� familie.

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00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:30,818
Vom g�si o modalitate s� speriem oamenii
pe care copiii no�tri �i aduc acas�.
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Minunat! Acum pl�ng. Uite ce e...

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Peste zece secunde
va trebui s� lu�m decizii importante.

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Acum nu-mi pas�
unde vor cre�te copiii no�tri,

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at�ta timp c�t tu e�ti tat�l lor.

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Doamne, sper c� tu e�ti tat�l.

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O mic� glum�,
ca s� destindem atmosfera.

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00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,142
Care e rezultatul?

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00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:05,811
Mi-e team� s� m� uit.

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00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,437
E negativ.

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00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:11,316
Slav� Domnului!

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00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:13,735
Tu de-acolo!

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00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,532
Ted! Ai ascultat?

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00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,118
E�ti un tip de treab�.

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00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,287
Vrei s� �tii de ce muncesc m�ine?
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00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:26,623
Firma mea proiecteaz� un salon
de relaxare pentru o firm� de �ig�ri.

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�n lupta contra cancerului,
eu sunt de partea cancerului.

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Ted, am g�sit o cale s� aju�i
pe cineva, s� faci un bine.

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00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,841
El e Walter �i nu are cas�.

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Walter �i-ar dori un dans �n poal�.

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Glume�ti?

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Nu glumesc niciodat� c�nd vine vorb�
despre arta distrac�iei burle�ti.

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00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,476
Barney, e o nebunie.

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00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,271
Domnule, vre�i s� v� cump�r un bilet
la bufet?

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00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,108
Nu, sunt ghiftuit.
Un dans �n poal� ar fi numai bun.

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00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,903
Walter a m�ncat de la trei ad�posturi.

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00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:59,698
�tii unde n-a fost? �n rai, cu Samantha.

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E singura ta �ans� s� aju�i
pe cineva aflat la nevoie.
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Cump�r�-i omului un dans �n poal�!

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00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,876
Ai spus c� vrei s� vezi bucuria
�n ochii cuiva.

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00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,838
Nu cred c� eu o s� m� uit.

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00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,758
Poftim, Walter!

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00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,676
La mul�i ani!

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00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,554
Mul�umesc mult!

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00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:24,514
Pe bune, mul�umesc!

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00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,853
La mul�i ani �i vou�.

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Ziua Recuno�tin�ei �n noiembrie...
Ce ciudat!

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<i>A�a a fost de Ziua Recuno�tin�ei</i>
<i>�n 2005.</i>

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00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,995
<i>Ca s� fiu sincer, n-a fost prea bine.</i>

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00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,164
<i>Dar via�a are multe momente fericite.</i>

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00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:53,210
<i>Pentru momentele dificile te bucuri</i>
<i>c� ai cu cine s� le �mp�rt�e�ti.</i>

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Am v�zut ce-ai f�cut pentru tipul acela.
A fost tare dr�gu�.

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- Tu nu vrei un dans?
- Nu, mersi.

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- Vrei ni�te cartofi?
- Nu, mersi.

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00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,034
- Eu sunt Amber.
- Eu sunt Ted.

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- De fapt, m� cheam� Tracy.
- Eu tot Ted sunt.

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<i>Copii, a�a am cunoscut-o</i>
<i>pe mama voastr�.</i>

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Ce?

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00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:37,796
Am glumit.

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