The Lost Frontier: A USSBBR Story

Chapter 1: The Beginning of Something Really Excellent

The familiar chime of a Xat chat greeted the ears of a person we know as...

P0: Hey guys FP: Sup P0. Dallas: Hi, P0. Eggs: P0P0P0P0P0 FP: Does anyone else have this "Smash Simulator Beta" thing? I just received it in the mail. I'm checking it out in a bit. Eggs: I haven't checked yet Eggs: bee are bee Dallas: Oh, yeah, my copy of OOT3DS was on it. FP: I'm kinda curious as to what it is. P0: Me too, I actually just came on to talk about that. P0: But FP had to ninja me. (d) FP: (ninja) Ala: HEY WHOA Ala: I COPYRIGHTED (D) GIMME THREE TWIX BARS FP: I still don't understand what you do with tho--ASDF FP: SILVER *tacklehug* Silver: lolhi FP FP: I'm downloading this SSB thing now.

Silver: the SSB thingy that was in the mail? FP: Yeah. It seems to be cool. Silver: oh okay lul Silver: FP? Eggs: HAI SILVER Dallas: Where'd he go? Ala: Maybe he got too caught up in the Beta. Dallas: Maybe. I think I'll check it out too. Eggs: kk Eggs: btw back Eggs: DALLAS OMG Ala: I'm scared now. Silver: I THINK I'M GOING TO TRY IT TOO Silver: oops caps Silver: lul Eggs: No Silver it's cursed Eggs: NOOOOOOOO SHE'S GONE FOREVER Eggs: oh nvm Silver: sorry internet died ;o; Ala: kk--SILVER NOOOOOOOOO Eggs: Well, no point in hanging around without everyone. Ala: Let's do this. P0: Back. P0: ... P0: ...okay, I'll go see what this is about.

Five minutes later

Spike: HI Spike: Eww. Tri: Better. Tri: Where is everyone? Tri: ... Tri: **** this, leaving.

Chapter 2: Crossroads of Fate

Dallas landed in a room of sorts, with flashing lights. Shaking himself off, he noticed that there was only one long, narrow floor. There were also several people coming to their senses as he was moments before. A person Dallas recognized as FP from an accidental sighting of him was shaking someone who could only be Silver, as Silver was the only known actual girl in USSBBR, and if FP was here, this was almost definitely USSBBR related. Three people also stood next to a patch of orange on the floor. "Hey, Silvy, get up..." FP nudged Silver until she came to and looked around with a dazed expression on her face. FP smiled at her, then turned to Dallas and the rest. "Well, this is it. We got royally screwed with." FP pointed at the orange patch on the ground. "Falling blocks. We're not playing this simulator, we're LIVING in the simulator." FP grimaced. "I can tell this isn't going to be pretty. C'mon, let's go. We can either go down and see what's there or die here." FP pulled Silver onto a block and they fell down. A loud "OUCH!" resounded up from the hole, but the voice didn't seem to come from FP OR Silver. Dallas looked at his three companions before beckoning them to the other falling blocks... As the falling block landed, Dallas noticed a LOT more people than who originally came in. Two Filipino boys stood next to each other, one of which was rubbing their head and muttering, and other people who's identities were mysteries to Dallas. The

three Dallas assumed were Ala, Eggs, and P0 soon arrived and surveyed the scene as well. "WELCOME." A voice boomed out out of nowhere. Only the first of the Filipino boys remained as he was, all the others flinched slightly. "YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO ENTER THE WORLD OF SMASH. CONSIDER IT AN HONOR. YOU WILL TEST YOUR STRENGTH. YOU WILL BE CHALLENGED. AND, IF YOU PROVE TO BE WORTHY OF OVERCOMING THE CHALLENGES YOU ARE FACED WITH, YOU WILL BE GIVEN AN OPPORTUNITY OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER DREAMED." The voice paused, then continued. "I WILL NEED TO DO A ROLLCALL. YOU WILL STEP UP ON THE DAIS AS I CALL YOU." As the voice said this, a dais rose from the floor. The voice cleared itself before starting rollcall. "ALAKAZAM_FAN. GAVIN1235. KAINWIND. DALLASDINGYBIRD. MIERDA_OCCURE12. MANICANTDECIDE. LINKSMASTER813. EGGSANDBRICKS. TOADBOWSER. FALCON_PAWNCH75. CINDIQUIL. LILMAN1106. A_RIVAL_APPEARS. RAINBOWKIRBY749. ZEROEXEV29. PHOTOS999. ZERO_DESTROYER. BRANDON4629.

SILVERSUNSSPU. -NAILUJ-. WEAREWE34340. DARKZXA. TODBOT01. TAILS82. KING_DDB. QUETIP1. I_LIEK_MUDKIPZ." The voice paused again. "IT APPEARS USERS LILMAN1106, -NAILUJ-, DARKZXA, TODBOT01, TAILS82, AND KING_DDB HAVE DECIDED NOT TO GRACE US WITH THEIR PRESENCE. NO MATTER, THERE ARE PLENTY OF YOU STILL LEFT. GO, ACQUAINT YOURSELVES. WHEN YOU ARE READY, GO THROUGH HERE." A portal opened up on the back of the dais, and everyone immediately started talking. After everyone recognized each other by sight and name, the voice returned. "GOOD. NOW, YOU HAVE ALL BEEN BROUGHT HERE FOR A PURPOSE. YOU WERE ALL FATED TO BE HERE. NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WOULD HAVE TRIED TO RESIST, YOU WOULD HAVE CAME HERE ANYWAYS. I SHALL EXPLAIN THE BASICS. YOU KNEW SMASH BROTHERS AS A GAME. IT SHALL BE ONE NO LONGER. YOU WILL LIVE IN THE WORLD OF SMASH. YOU WILL GAIN POWERS BASED ON DIFFERENT BEINGS OF EACH UNIVERSE. DO NOT TRY TO ESCAPE: ATTEMPTS TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN DEATH." "YOU ONCE KNEW TABUU, THE BEING THAT TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE PHYSICAL WORLD THROUGH SUBSPACE, AS AN ENEMY. WHILE HE IS BY NO MEANS A FRIEND, HE, OR RATHER, HIS FORCES, ARE NOW ALLIES. YOU, AS A 'GAMER', COULD NOT DIRECTLY INFLUENCE EVENTS. YOU COULD DEFEAT TABUU. YOU COULD NOT DESTROY THE ENERGY LEFT BEHIND. THE RIFTS IN THIS WORLD CREATED BY THE SUBSPACE BOMBS WERE CLOSED, BUT NOT DESTROYED. BEINGS ARE PREPARING TO ABUSE THIS WEAKNESS. NOT CREATURES OF DARKNESS, BUT OF LIGHT. HOWEVER, THEY ARE NOT FRIENDLY IN ANY WAY. THEIR SOLE PURPOSE IS DESTRUCTION, AND THEY WILL FIGHT UNTIL THEY ACHIEVE THIS GOAL. IT IS VITAL THAT YOU STRENGTHEN YOURSELVES AND FACE THIS

ADVERSARY. YOUR NEWFOUND POWERS WILL GROW STRONGER AS TIME GOES ON. I WILL ADDRESS YOU ALL LATER. FAREWELL, AND GOOD LUCK ON YOUR JOURNEY." "YOU'LL NEED IT." As the voice's final words faded away, they were sucked by a mysterious force, pulling them to the portal. Slowly, the members of USSBBR disappeared into the portal.

Chapter 3 - The Sky Raiders Take Flight

Mierda looked around, having once again been thrust into a new world with barely any time to prepare. He saw that he was one of a group of seven people. Dallas, Zero E, Wear, Photos, Brandon, and Kipz looked about as confused as Mierda was. Mierda happened to glance at his sleeve, and did a double take. These weren't the clothes he was wearing before he entered the portal...Mierda examined himself more closely. His shoes were now brown, and definitely weren't the Converses he wore before. He was wearing a cyan hoodie with a normal white T-Shirt underneath. He took off the cap he only just registered and examined it. It was brown, with matching goggles strapped to it. "What...what the heck is going on here?" Mierda said out loud. Dallas looked him over, confused, then noticed the cap in Mierda's hand looked vaguely familiar... "OH!" Dallas started to get excited. "That's Parakarry's helmet! So is this what that voice meant by powers?" Dallas's thoughts bubbled within his skull. "I wonder..." Dallas looked at his shoes and hands. Shadow's gloves and boots, definitely. He had Kratos Aurion's cape, and had a sword belted to his waist. Dallas drew the blade, slashed upward, and pointed his sword skyward, trying to use his favorite attack, Light Spear Cannon. However, nothing appeared from the blade. Dallas sat down, disappointed. "I guess we have to work for the stronger attacks..." Meanwhile, everyone else, seeing the changes made to themselves, excitedly began attempting to use their abilities. Mierda found that he could hover in the air for short amounts of time and form Koopa Shells to throw. Dallas failed to find any powers related to Shadow, but he could use Demon Fang and use basic sword attacks. Zero E could only fire weak blasts from his right hand, and Kipz could summon weak jolts of electricity and roll into a ball. Brandon's powers were slightly weak, having gained Luigi's powers, but he could throw electricity and could now jump higher and ran faster than he ever could before. Wear seemed to have the most control over his powers, and also seemed to be the most powerful one there. He fired small bolts that burst into pillars

of flame, conjured balls of electricity, and he cut his hand, it healed the minute Wear put his hand on it. "PSI Life Up...cool." As they experimented with their powers, Dallas noticed a small engraving on Mierda's cap that hadn't been there before. "Mierda, what's that on your cap?" Mierda took his cap off and examined the small, blue symbol on it. It resembled a breeze of wind, and underneath it, the words spelled out "Sky Raiders". "Sky...Raiders?" Mierda said quizzically. Dallas brightened up and looked at the cap as well. "Sounds neat! Is that what you wanted to call us seven?" Mierda shook his head. "I didn't even notice this until you pointed it out. Besides, Sky RAIDERS sounds a bit violent..." Dallas looked confused for a second, then shook it off and grinned. "Well, it sounds cool, and we're not going to raid any villages or anything like that...there's nothing wrong with this!" Dallas replaced the cap on Mierda's head. "Well, where do we go now?" Brandon cleared his throat and pointed. "We could always take the paved road right there..."

Chapter 4 - EZ QACKR
Eggs strolled in front of his group. Ala, Kain, Cyn, Rainbow, Zero D, and Que following behind him. Eggs's yellow scarf trailed behind him as he followed the labeled path to unknown territory. "Man, it's getting hot...wish I didn't have this armor." Eggs poked at the plate armor covering most of his torso. "Maybe we should rest a bit...we HAVE been walking for nearly an hour." Ala checked his watch wearily. "I'm getting a bit tired as well." A chorus of relief from behind the two made it obvious their teammates were eavesdropping, and were quite glad to take a rest. The seven people sat in a roughly elliptical figure, and everyone began talking at once. If one were to listen in on their conversation, one would hear things such as: "How are we going to get out of here?", "Damn it, we're all going to die.", "My mustache is epic.", and even "JEWS!". They laughed, they cried, they talked, and in Zero's case, they didn't really give a shit. All was well-Ala stood up. "Alright, let's get moving." Minus Eggs, Kain, and Zero (the latter of which still not giving a shit), the group groaned. "Come on, we walked our legs off for an hour, can't we rest a bit more?" Cyn complained. Ala shook his head. "We have to keep moving. We should at LEAST find some civilization. Besides, we've been sitting here for about half an hour, I think that's more than enough rest, so let's get off our lazy

asses and get moving." Cyn groaned again and was about to get up when Eggs halted them. "Wait." Eggs murmured. "I can sense something..." Eggs stood silently for a second, then his eyes widened. "GET DOWN!" Almost everyone heeded his warning, except for an unlucky Zero D, who reacted slowly due to surprise, and was hit by a weak shockwave of electricity. Zero D sustained no damage, but fell to the ground, paralyzed. Suddenly, nine Luxio, surrounding the group's rear and their flanks jumped out from the trees. Ala's eyes narrowed. "Run!" The group attempted to escape through the only way they could: forward. However, before they ran more than a few feet, a menacing blue lion leaped out in front of them. "You're in OUR territory." The Luxray's fierce red eyes blazed. "We don't take kindly to intruders, do we, boys?" The pack of Luxio had caught up to them, and were growling at the members of USSBBR. "But we always enjoy a good snack." The Luxray licked his lips. "Wh-what do we do now?" Que inquired, shaking. "Easy." chuckled Eggs. He drew a blade from his belt, courtesy of the powers obtained from Golden Sun's main protagonist, Isaac. He pointed his sword at the Luxray. "Quack, quack."

Chapter 5 - Serenade of Slaughter

Link cleaved the helm of an enemy Darknut. The plain his group had been resting had suddenly fell prey to an ambush. A piercing shriek behind him made Link turn around--or would have, if Link were able to move. When the scream subsided, Link turned around to see a Redead Knight about to swing his broadsword. Link weakly raised his Hylian Shield in defense and shut his eyes, knowing his arm would not be able to stop the powerful Redead. ...? Link opened one eye and saw the corpse of a knight standing in front of him, but with one difference: There was a large, magenta lance protruding from its chest. The lance withdrew, allowing the Redead to fall on the ground and revealing MICD behind it. MICD smirked. "I got your back." Link grinned fiercely and jumped up, turning around to force his sword through the body of a Stalfos. Before he could place a bomb on the remains to destroy it, the remains exploded on it's own in a seizure-inducing flash. Link glanced up to see FP salute at him, then turn around to start stabbing a Moblin with his lightning sword. Silver was staying a moderate distance away from the main battle, as her melee

weapons consisted of various sports items, so she supported the group from afar with her new PSI abilities. She mostly tried to help TB, as he didn't seem to have any special abilities and was having trouble defeating even the Keese. However, a looming shadow told Silver to turn around. To her horror, she found a Skulltula, rearing up at her. Silver backed away and shot a PSI Fire at it, but it skated off the Skulltula's glossy armor. The Skulltula caught up with her and bared down upon her when a blast of purple and yellow magic hit it in the face. The Skulltula hissed angrily and faced the direction it came from--to be greeted with an arrow directly to the face. Silver took her chance and cast PSI Ground, eliminating the enormous spider. Silver turned in the direction of the attacks, and found Link, MICD, Gavin, and TB standing in a group, most of the other enemies having being killed already. Meanwhile, FP was strafing around a confused Lizalfos, giggling, as the lizard warrior attempted to slash him and Rival needled him with Force Palm. Finally, Rival seemed to get bored of it and fired an Aura Sphere at the Lizalfos, knocking it out, as FP drove his lightning sword into the corpse. FP and Rival stared at the carnage littered across the plains, then went to join the rest of their group.