WTF

That Cern thing explained

1 27km large haddock collider smashes 1
barnacles together at 47 times the speed
Wednesday 10.09.08

of matter, recreating conditions last seen Undoneson

00m shortly afterHuman
Big Ben. Heat and pressure HELP ME
combine to create Cod particle, also 2
known as Hog’s bison. Earth
possibly engulfed by black hole
Humans
[1] Astronomer Royal powers up
the compact muon solenoid Klaxon Nu Rave Reflux BERNARD 3
[2] Hydrogen is injected into the 100m Human (Actual size)
main MPRSFPL, sending rotator A
revolving around rotator B at up to
a billion protons every second Bassoon
100m

[3] Time dilation unleashes forces (Bit smaller)

Humanmillions of times as powerful as a London WTF
bus. Superstrong magnets assemble
Irritating Jumbles
100mof Initials (IJIs) Human
Trumpet
[4] Hadronic calorimeter tracker 11,245 laps of
feeds Lembit Opik decay hole facilator Bassoon
Switzerland
Bontempi
Organ
B Explainer: what figure 4 means iii X5
Blue bit Spectrometer
Trumpet
constantly monitors

14
Bassoon Stuffed
monkey
superconductor
Bassoon toroidal moles. Bontempi
Mouth Harp Kazoo Organ
UN vet examines
Schrödinger’s cat
BrownTrumpet
area
Blue bit
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Mauve’s always
Stuffed nice Bontempi (not detected)Fig 4 Trumpetwhat panel B means
Explainer:
monkey Organ
Green. Just green, that’s all Fairport Convention

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Bontempi
Blue bit

Stuffed
Blue bit
464(E) x 12,500 tonnes
Big spinnyBrown

Big bang nux

whirry
+/-
Mouth Harp
Organ
thing
area

flux capacitor
Mauve’s always nice77
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Kazoo
Anti-matter47 x (dA -+⅔⅛)
Confusion tunnel + d/45
x
Barn Dance
346.5987 . Guesswork
(not detected)
-⅓

Mouth Harp Kazoo

monkey 999,999,999,999.99999999 £5bn - Toblerone 23 Gum
Green. Just green, that’s all Fairport Convention
Brown area Mouth Harp Kazoo

Barn Dance Brown area Supersymmetry34 . 29k E[23]

Mauve’s always 45 x 456.7[E][45] 7 7 7
+⅔ nice (not-⅓
detected) +/-
K 490.00 K[B][T][M] Germaloid hole982
Green. Just green, that’s Barn Dance
Emmenthal -⅓ all Fairport
Gruyère Convention
+⅔ Mauve’s always nice (not detected)

+⅔ -⅓ Green. Just green, that’s all Fairport Convention

P6 Artist’s impression of invisibly small object 0.7 Cheese quandrex ⅛

+⅔ +⅔ -⅓
Toffee
Gummy Bear Crumble 100m EmmenthalHuman
-⅓ Gruyère +⅔
-⅓Sherbert Lemon +⅔ -⅓
+⅔ -⅓

Emmenthal -⅓
+⅔ Gruyère +⅔ +⅔ -⅓
Jelly Toffee
+⅔ Softmint -⅓ Tots Emmenthal -⅓ Gruyère +⅔
Gummy Bear Crumble
-⅓ +⅔ -⅓ Sherbert Lemon
Bassoon
12a

Toffee
Gummy Bear Crumble
Helicopter parents Hadley Freeman Whisper
Sherbert Lemon
Toffee therapy
Jelly Puddings on wheels
Gummy Bear Crumble
Softmint Tots Trumpet
Sherbert Lemon