July 10, 2008

Jennifer Hudsons new album photoshop-ed, BADLY

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So apparently Jennifer Hudson finally has her debut album, imaginatively titled Jennifer Hudson, coming out September 30th, and its only two years after anyone would have actually bought the thing. Seriously, Dreamgirls came out in 2006, and the only to hold off that long on releasing an album was if she was losing a bunch of weight, trying to make herself more marketable. Instead it looks like the only exercise she got was using Photoshop, and even that was half assed, as there wasnt even any work done on her fat arm.

And less you want to blame the cover on her record company, as you can see here, Jennifer really does think that corset-belt nonsense will trick people into thinking shes skinny. Jennifer - your fat, we know your fat give it up already!!! Comments (4) Send this post to a friend

July 9, 2008
free Jennifer toastee Toof sex tape
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So if theres one thing I like in this world iI like watching its Z list celebrity sex tapes and no ones more bottom of the barrel than Jennifer Toastee Toof from the VH1 reality shows Flavor of Love 2 and Charm School. Only while I first heard about her sex tape coming out like a year ago, there was no way I was parting with actual money for it. Anyway, fast forward to today, and I finally found the free Jennifer toastee Toof sex tape online:

Unlike most celebrity sex tape, its not stolen or leaked footage, its just a straight up porno but then again Toastee isnt a real celebrity, so there you go. As sex tapes go, its pretty vanilla but at least I didnt have to endure Flava Flav watching it. You can judge for yourself at http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php? viewkey=fee1b797c2ef510e0f98 - sorry i cant active link it but the site is very not safe for work and Google would get pissed at me. Comments (6) Send this post to a friend

July 8, 2008
B-52s singer Kate Pierson naked photo leaked
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What? You mean to tell me the drag queens in the B-52s are actually woman? Not since finding out that lesbian Clay Aiken really likes guys has my world view been so shaken. Anyway, Perez Hilton is reporting that this photo was leaked by an ex of Kate Pierson, the 60year-old B-52s singer. While he doesnt specify which ex it is, according to her Wikipedia page, Kate Pierson is openly bisexual and has been dating Monica Coleman for about 5 years.

Did Kate and Monica break up? I have no idea, but heres the only picture of them together I could find on the internet.

And if you want to see the uncensored picture of Kate Pierson naked, click here. Other photo via Comments (1) Send this post to a friend

July 7, 2008
Portia de Rossi topless, Ellen Degeneres flabby
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Lesbians at the beach is always an awkward affair because no one, including themselves really wants to see a butch lesbian in a bikini. On the other hand, butch lesbians often come with

femme lesbians as accessories and thats something everyone wants to see.

Anyway, thats what pretty much looks like happened this Fourth of July. Ellen Degeneres saw some photographers spot her on holiday on Italy, and rather than risk seeing her one piece in morning papers, she got girlfriend Portia de Rossi to take off her top for the more interesting story. Now granted, no ones especially wanted to see Portia de Rossis tits since her Ally McBeal days, but thats the advantage of dating a gal like Ellen Degeneres you always look like Jessica Alba in comparison. Via Comments (1) Send this post to a friend

July 6, 2008
Rebecca Jane Clarke: accidental lesbian sex tape
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Can you accidentally participate in a lesbian sex tape threesome with two 14-year-old girls? Thats what Australian Rebecca Jane Clarke, 23, is claiming. Ok, not that filming the porno was an accident, but that she swore she thought the 14-year-olds were 17 at the time. Not helping her cause? On the actual porno Clarke is spouting such lines as your breasts feel like a 10-year-olds and I feel like a child molester. Um, maybe because you totally are? Anyway, there were 6 videos filmed between July 2005 and February of last year and for her part Rebecca Clarke was sentences to 12 months in prison, though that was just lessoned to a two year probation by Southern Australias Appeals Court. Clarke, whos convicting judge actually did thing she made an honest mistake, is moving to have the conviction thrown out completely, so she can follow her dream of working with disadvantaged children. (cause obviously a real child molester would never be interested in working with kids.) Now obviously this misunderstanding defense could set a dangerous precedent but I dont see it catching on in the states. Like what is Michael Jackson going to tell the cops, it was an honest mistake, I didnt know the boy was 5, he doesnt look a day younger than 10!

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July 5, 2008
Alex Rodriguez likes women who look like drag queens
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So apparently the New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez has broken up with wife Cynthia, because he was cheating with Madonna, and Cynthia was cheating with Lenny Kravitz, who by coincidence also happened to have dated Madonna in the early 90s. Confused? Youre not nearly as confused as A-Rod. If you look at soon to be ex Cynthia and Madonna, he has a definite type and that type seems to be really muscular women who dress like drag queens. its a fine line between metrosexual and closet case and I dont care what it says on the back of his Topps card - that boys a switch hitter.

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July 4, 2008
Amanda Bynes still on fence about being total whore
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Ive always found Amanda Bynes kind of interesting because she was a child star contemporary of Lindsay Lohan, and while latter remade herself as a chemically unstable sex symbol, Bynes stayed relatively clean cut, and never experienced either the career peaks or personal train wrecks of Lohan.

So every once and a while new pictures of Amanda Bynes surface like this these, a slightly see thru shirt really showing nothing but a plain black bra. Its almost like shes asking, well if I show this much skin will that finally make me buzz worthy in the blogesphere? Well it doesnt but its cute that she still keeps trying. Stay classy Amanda, trust me there are enough complete celebrity whores to write about- your not being one is what makes you unique. Via Comments (0) Send this post to a friend

July 3, 2008
Kristy Morgan finally puts Tila Tequila in her place
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So I havent been following the second season of A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila, because that shit is faker than her tits, but apparently she ended picking a girl this time, Playboy model Kristy Morgan, and Kristy shot her down, saying she wasnt ready for a lesbian relationship, the first honest moment of that Sodom and Gomorrah reality sitcom.

Anyway, its common knowledge that Tila Tiquila is just a TV bisexual, but the funny part is theres no question that she was seriously pissed that even though she hates pussy, someone still dared to reject her. Heres part of a since deleted post from her Myspace blog: Smile on my face, the loving embrace.but instead Ill punch you in the face. For a long time coming.I let you touch me.now that its over b!tch.You better start running. Pent up inside.telling these lies.this has gone too far..the world will soon die. A slut gets rejected once, and suddenly thats the end of the worldego tripping much? Anyway, Im not even a fake lesbian but after what she did to Tila Tequila, hell I even want to buy Kristy Morgan a drink. Story via, pictures via MTV and Playboy Comments (3) Send this post to a friend

July 2, 2008
That whore!
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It looks like the Mini Me Sex Tape is back on. A few days after Verne Troyer got a temporary injunction against TMZ about showing snippets of his sex tape, the girl in that video, Ranae Shrider, has given TMZ permission to post the video expert. Declaring the 50 minute tape was made on her video camera, Shrider convinced a Los Angeles judge to lift the injunction. While its not clear how much TMZ paid Shrider for the footage, word is she wanted a minimum $25,000. I dont fault Ranae for going after the quick buck, I mean God know if I slept with Mini Me Id want financial compensation, but just a couple of days after going on about how the video tape was stolen and shed never taken a cent from Verne Troyer in her life well now we know better. Pictures via Comments (0) Send this post to a friend

July 1, 2008
Demi Lovato before she was famous
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So apparently Tigerbeat just did a feature on Demi Lovato before she was famous which is a conundrem for me. Shes 15-years old, before she was famous? Before she was famous she was a god-damn fetus.

Meanwhile in a different interview Demi revealed shes insecure about her cleft chin in school. (which as a 15-year-old, she should technically still be in.) What do you think, if shes already old enough for a retrospective, is she old enough for plastic surgery? pictures here and here Comments (30) Send this post to a friend

June 30, 2008

Mariah Carey nipple see thru leaves fans blue
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Youve got to hand it to Mariah Carey, there may be pop stars that are younger (Miley Cyrus) and more talented (crackhead Whitney Houston) but no one has been as convincing a whore for as long as the 38-year-old Carey.

Here we see the current Mrs. Nick Cannon walking down the street wearing a skin tight blue dress with see thru nipples. What is it with Mariah? She can afford to wear $20,000 dresses once, yet still always comes out looking like a working girl getting paid with food stamps. Via Comments (3) Send this post to a friend

June 29, 2008

Ruslana Korshunova, Kazakhstan model, falls to death
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Its a sad day today in Kazakhstan, and the gays didnt even go back to wearing blue hats. Ruslana Korshunova, a 20 year old supermodel from Kazakhstan, and giver of much sexy-time between Kazakhstan men and their right hoof, has fallen to her death in Manhattans financial district, a likely suicide. A witness describes the grizzly scene: I heard what sounded like a gunshot or a bomb or an explosion. I looked down the street, and I say to the cop, Did that person just get hit by a car? said an electricity company worker, who identified himself only as Patrick, 32, of Brooklyn.

The two men raced over to the scene. Her arms were crushed, Patrick told the Post. Her head was on the left side and blood was coming out in a pool. Ruslana was survived by her brother and her husband, who incidentally are the same person. Seriously though to decide to kill herself after she had already left Kazakhstan; its truly a tragedy. Via Comments (4) Send this post to a friend

June 28, 2008

celebrity riddle: Eva Longoria edition
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Is it still an ironic tee shirt if shes not in on the joke? Via Comments (0) Send this post to a friend

June 27, 2008

The girl from the Verne Troyer sex tape speaks!

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So in case you havent heard, Mini Me, Verne Troyer had a sex tape stolen from his apartment, and TMZ has actually posted a preview of it. You can read more about it here.

They dont do anything else but make out in the preview but make out and all ready I wanted to through up. But anyway, what I really wanted to know was what would motivate a girl to actually have sex with Mini Me, and the girl on the video tape has finally done a radio interview.

Her name is Ranae Shrider, shes 22, and an aspiring model from Kentucky. She met Verne Troyer at a party at the Playboy Mansion, and while she was looking to hook up with Ian Ziering, Verne kept on asking for her number and eventually she relented. And just in case you dont believe Shrider was already thinking small, let me repeat that - Ian Ziering was her A plan! (more) Comments (1) Send this post to a friend

June 26, 2008

Adriana Lima engaged to Serbian loser
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Adriana Lima, the stunning supermodel who famous has fibbed admitted shes still a virgin is engaged currently engaged to Marco Jaric a third string NBA player. The Minnesota Timberwolve proposed to her on her 27th birthday and she accepted. And if Lima kept her vow,

its not even because of his big feet.

Dont get me wrong, I have nothing personal against Jaric. Its just when one of the worst players on one of the worst teams in America gets engaged to one of the most beautiful women in the world, well someone has compromising photos of someone prettier. Comments (8) Send this post to a friend

June 24, 2008

Vanessa Bryants $4 million dollar ass
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So I was pretty excited to find these photos because after Kobe Bryant raped a white chick cheated on wife Vanessa, he bought her a $4 million dollar diamond ring and Ive never seen an ass worth $4 million dollars before.

Dont get me wrong Vanessa Bryant can definitely fill out a bikini, but the truth is her ass could sag lower than Lakers owners Jerry Buss busted toupee and Kobe would have still bought her that rock. Why? KOBE GOT MARRIED WITHOUT A PRE-NUP! Seriously, if Vanessa ever does decide to divorced him, shed be able to buy the Lakers and you just know her first order of business would involve the words Shaquille ONeal and Lakers New General Manager Comments (1) Send this post to a friend

June 23, 2008

authorized biography: Hugh Hefner had gay sex
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Apparently Hugh Hefner really hasnt ever met a blonde he didnt like. Steven Watts has just penned a new biography of Hefner based on extensive access to Hefner and his personal papers that reveals among other things the old man is no stranger to the man on man blowjob. Hefners thirst for sexual experience became so strong that he even had a one-time homosexual experience, Watts writes. One evening in downtown Chicago he was propositioned and, according to Sellers, he thought, what the hell. Found it an interesting experience. As far as I know, the guy just gave him [oral sex]. Watts also disclosed that Hefner once had a foursome with his brother and their wives in the sex industry, I guess thats what qualifies as nepotism. Via Comments (0) Send this post to a friend

June 22, 2008

Mary-Kate Olsen and Nicole Richie anorexic pinata party pictures

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Want to throw a successful party on a budget? When you invite anorexics, there will always be enough to eat!

Anyway, it seems pretty inevitable that Mary-Kate Olsen and Nicole Richie would hang in the same circles confirmed by this series of photos that just appeared on PhotoBucket.

I dont know the specifics but it appears the occasion was some sort of pinata birthday, possibly Mary-Kates recent 22nd, and while its hard to believe Joel Madden has ever been invited anywhere, he
was also in attendance. (more) Comments (1) Send this post to a friend

June 21, 2008 Lance Armstrong: dating history in pictures Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Kate Hudson, Ashley Olsen / Slapped By:Harley at 15:10 Edit This

Lance Armstrong is best know for winning 7 consecutive Tour de Frances, but he could just as easily be known for really, really liking blondes. Heres a few of his favorites:

Kristin Richard was a PR executive who met Armstrong at a charity event and went on to become the first Mrs. Armstrong on May 8, 1998. The couple would have three children together before calling it quits in December 2003. Kristin is now ironically a professional cyclist.

Armstrong has never publicly revealed why the two split, but what is know is he was dating Sheryl Crow at least two months before the divorce became official. Crow and Armstrong looked like the perfect celebrity couple and on August 31, 2005 he proposed to her in the middle of a lake on a fishing boat. The engagement lasted 5 months, with Crow cryptically commenting afterwards if she wanted to be married, she would have been married by now. (more) Comments (2) Send this post to a friend

June 20, 2008 Tila Tequila really old and melting Filed under:The Biz Buzz, Tila Tequila / Slapped By:Harley at 13:14 Edit This

Say what you will about Tila Tequila, personally I think shes patient zero for an apocalyptic STD, but I at least thought she was sort of hot until now. Under the white hot lights of the paparazzi during a recent see and be seen trip to celebrity hot spot Mr. Chows, you can see how a lifetime of partying has taken its toll on Tila, as caked under a thick layer of make up, her 26-yearold face looks more wrecked then a woman twice her age.

As Monet shell still look presentable enough but until she stops mistaking concealer for penicillin, they better start using a really wide angle lens on Shot of Love. Via Comments (1) Send this post to a friend

Kid Rocks gossip-mongering look alike

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Okay, so Defamer had a story about someone named Rob Shuter, a publicist who got fired for planting a fake story about Paris Hilton and is now becoming the executive editor of OK Magazine. I dont really care, I just cant get over how much hes a dead ringer for a chubby Kid Rock am I wrong? Comments (0) Send this post to a friend

Does Anderson Cooper Have a Boyfriend?

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The New York Daily News is reporting that CNN anchor Anderson Cooper has a new boyfriend, and its an assistant of designer Diane von Furstenberg probably. Heres how they phrased it: One of Dianes male assistants happens to be dating a very-high-profile, still-kind-of-inthe- closet male broadcaster, and Diane cant stop talking about it all over town. Shes just excited that he is dating someone famous, so she brags about it all the time, one fashionista told us. Her poor assistant is horrified. So does Anderson Cooper Have a Boyfriend? Im not sure which other half out of the closet broadcaster, the blind item could be referring to. In the meantime, since we dont yet have a picture of Anderson Coopers mystery new boyfriend, we included one of an old one. JD Ordonez dated Cooper for a couple of months and is a marine mammal trainer is that code for something? Comments (4) Send this post to a friend

Mario Lopez Peoples Hottest Bachelor picture

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I find this photo really bizarre because its Mario Lopez that peaked in 1993, and Mark Wahlberg that still as a career but Marky Mark was far to busy to pose in his underwear again, so they named Lopez Hollywoods Hottest Bachelor. By the way, they would have picked Screech but Dustin Diamond is married.

Pickings were clearly slim this year for People, as a balding Bret Michaels, Britney Spears older brother, and Andy Samberg as a half horse all made the list. And by half horse, no I dont mean Sarah Jessica Parker. Via Comments (1) Send this post to a friend

June 18, 2008

Whoa! Keanu Reeves GF China Chow topless
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Take that Rivers Cuomo! It looks like the Weezer front man isnt the only celebrity who eats Chinese! Heres Keanu Reeves on the beach with his topless girlfriend China Chow actually Keanu Reeves is also technically topless, but Ive seen Point Break and am over that.

Anyway, Chow is most well known for being in the Mark Wahlberg flop ironically called The Big Hit, but Im more hung up on her name - The British born actress being named China Chow is like me be called Caucasian and Bits. What the hell is that? Not safe for works pics here Comments (0) Send this post to a friend

Kate Moss Midnight Express nipple see thru

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Any old celeb could wear a see thru dress to a premiere but only Kate Moss would wear a dress that see thru, holding her little daughters hand, while in a Muslim country!

Seriously, Istanbul hasnt had a western woman show that much nudity, since Irene Miracle put nip to glass visiting her boo in prison and if Midnight Express has taught us anything a coke head like Moss really wants to avoid Turkish prison. (more) Comments (0) Send this post to a friend

June 17, 2008

Demi Lovatos mom was Dallas Cheerleader picture
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It turns out Camp Rocks Demi Lovato isnt the only celebrity in her family. Demis mom, Deana Lovato, just like Demi who has a recording contract with Hollywood records, was a country recording artist, and a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader during the 1983-1984 season.

I wasnt able to track down exactly which of these cheerleaders is Demis mom, but Im really hoping its the black girl in the middle. Pictures via here and here Comments (46) Send this post to a friend

Camp Rocks Demi Lovato bikini pictures

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So Ive been hearing a lot the last couple of days about how 15-year-old Demi Lovato, star in the new TV movie Camp Rock is being groomed by Disney to be the new Miley Cyrus only the Miley Cyrus who actually keeps on her shirt. Um too late.

These black bikini photos of Demi Lovato (shes the dead ringer for Anne Hathaway) with Selena Gomez (Disneys Wizards of Waverly Place) has already been circulating on the internet since early May. Demi and Selena have been BBFs since they were little kids both in line to audition for Barney & Friends, and Demi asked Selena if she wanted to color with her which is either a really cute story or shocking proof these two have no chance at a normal life. Via Comments (103) Send this post to a friend

Tila Tequila wants you to suck her dick

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I dont know why so many people question Tila Tequilas sexuality - boys or girls when its clear the only thing her fake tits are attracted to is a video camera. Heres her response to King Magazine about the rumors fact, shes only pretending to be bisexual for A Shot of Love:

They can suck my dick If youre faking bisexuality, then youd be one of those Girls Gone Wild girls. Im not one of those fake ones. I have real emotions for people, whether theyre male or female. So whoever said that shows me that theyre really ignorant, and it makes me cringe. I agree that shes not like those Girls Gone Wild girls; when they take off their tops, its only for like ten seconds. Tila does it, shes buck ass naked like in these videos here and here making out with girls for cash. Seriously, its like the bitch has the memory of a goldfish. Via Comments (1) Send this post to a friend

June 16, 2008

Jessica Simpsons blowjob tee shirt
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Now if only us girls also had a way to get her to stop talking. Via Comments (0) Send this post to a friend

Mario Lopez was cheating with Hooters Girl

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Are you telling me Mario Lopez was in a love triangle that didnt involve another man? E! News is reporting that Meagan Cooper, a 22-year-old Hooters girl and aspiring country singer/songwriter had been carrying on a nearly year long affair with Lopez while he was seeing Karina Smirnoff concurrently.

Heres in Coopers own words, how she was duped for so long:

He told me he lived alone, recalls Cooper, but I opened up [his] closet and saw a row of womens shoes and said, Either you are a cross-dresser or a woman is living here. Mario said Karina just left her stuff there and was moving it out. He kept telling me that he and Karina were broken up. It took Meagan until March to finally break up with him, but in fairness I would have bought the cross-dressing angle with Mario Lopez too. I mean he wasdating a Hooters Girl and still had the bigger chest its creepy. But dont feel sorry for Meagan Cooper, she can soon be seen on ABCs I survived a Japanese Game Show, meaning unlike Mr. A.C. Has Been, she actually has a TV show on the air. (more) Comments (3) Send this post to a friend

Heres in Coopers own words, how she was duped for so long: He told me he lived alone, recalls Cooper, but I opened up [his] closet and saw a row of womens shoes and said, Either you are a cross-dresser or a woman is living here. Mario said Karina just left her stuff there and was moving it out. He kept telling me that he and Karina were broken up. It took Meagan until March to finally break up with him, but in fairness I would have bought the cross-dressing angle with Mario Lopez too. I mean he wasdating a Hooters Girl and still had the bigger chest its creepy.

But dont feel sorry for Meagan Cooper, she can soon be seen on ABCs I survived a Japanese Game Show, meaning unlike Mr. A.C. Has Been, she actually has a TV show on the air. (more) Comments (3) Send this post to a friend