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19 A peak at Beaumonts downtown event center 16 Behind Nutty Jerrys success 20 Port Arthur native and TV star G.W. Bailey 23 Stars from SE Texas 24 Beaumont maestro Chelsea Tipton II

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hen it came time to plan and design my first complete issue of VIP magazine, there was little doubt in my mind as to what the theme should be: Entertainment. While Southeast Texas No. 1 pastime (ok, besides football) is probably eating out, I had to believe that there was culture to be found in our little corner of Texas. After all, I have vague memories of my Beaumont Community Players debut in Man of LaMancha in 1994. (Didnt see it? Then it was great.) As a native Southeast Texan (born in Nederland, lived in LaBelle, Vidor and Hamshire) who spent the last decade living in Chicago and New York City, Ive been exposed to a decent amount of culture. Ive sung with the Chicago Symphony Chorus, dated a Broadway star and seen enough plays, symphonies, ballets, operas and dance companies to amass a ridiculous (and embarrassing) amount of Playbills. So when I decided to move home to Beaumont a few years ago to be near family, I went culture cold turkey. What could Beaumont possibly offer that I was interested in? Thankfully, I got over myself. If you stop and consider all thats happened in local entertainment in the past year or so, its really quite impressive. From the Lutchers past season of rst-rate shows, the creation of Opera Beaumont, the hire of a new symphonic conductor, the opening and subsequent rabid success of Nutty Jerrys, the soonto-open downtown lake event center, a visit by Oscar winner Hilary Swank, the announcement of Cirque du Soleils Beaumont debut and the launch of the cat5 nightlife/entertainment publication, Southeast Texas is coming into its own as an entertainment destination. Sure, I may never see Bernadette Peters or Patti LuPone belt out a Sondheim number at the Betty Greenberg Center, but Im guaranteed to see some amazing undiscovered talent on their way to a career on the Great White Way. Either way, Im going to be there this season. Hope to see you at the encore!

In search of culture ... or at least entertainment

Editorial Executive Editor DAVID CONSTANTINE

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Port Arthur native G.W. Bailey has had a career in Hollywood that spans decades. Whether you remember him as Staff Sergeant Luther Rizzo in M*A*S*H, Captain Thaddeus Harris in the Police Academy movies or more recently as Detective Provenza on the TNT series The Closer, he is just one example of local talent thats made it big. Youll find some other great examples inside.
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First acts
4 cultured looks for this theater season
ith attire standards becoming more relaxed in our society, gone are the days when formal dress is required for a night at the theater or symphony. The blurred line of what is appropriate wear can make it difficult to select an outfit for the occasion. When in doubt, its always better to overdress rather than underdress. Necklace (worn as bracelet), Rachel Reinhardt, S&M, $21
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Purse, Stuart Weitzman, S&M, $118.75 Silk dress, Gary Graham, S&M, $173.75 Leather rope belt, S&M, $31.50 Black shawl, S&M, $5.99

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Opening night
For an opening night performance stick to something simple and elegant. A trapeze style dress suits all body types, and the vibrant hue is right on trend. Let the bold color do the talking and keep accessories to a minimum. Accentuate your waist with a simple cinch belt. The braided leather belt is a chic choice and does the trick. A gold patent evening bag complements the ensembles rich fabrics. Bring along a shawl to cover your shoulders, as you may get cold in the theater with no sleeves. Slip into a sexy pair of heels and add a touch of bling!

Artistic expression
A theater performance is a perfect occasion to exhibit your personality and artistic style through fashion. Day or night, maxi-dresses are a versatile summer staple that can be worn many ways with the help of accessories. Nothing says funky quite like pairing Old Gringo boots with a ruffled maxi, it adds a small dose of bohemian charm. A sheer shawl with dolman sleeves provides you with coverage and doesnt compromise style. Accessories polish your look. The vintage Chanel chain necklace is a modern twist on a classic piece, which makes for an interesting focal point. Complete your ensemble with something shiny, a large cocktail ring and leather cuff are the finishing touches. Maxi dress, Saga, Jackies Shawl, Saga, Jackies Vintage boot, Old Gringo, Jackies

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For a relaxed alternative to a suit, try pairing a tailored blazer with jeans for a casual but sharp look. A classic oxford looks fresh underneath a lightweight linen blazer for the summer. The separates mix best with a slim fitting dark denim. Choose a casual shoe that goes along with the laid back vibe.

Matinee look
Take note of the type and time of the performance you will be attending before planning what to wear. What is suitable for a Sunday afternoon show isnt necessarily proper attire for an opening night of the opera. Matinee performances are more casual than those in the evening. There you will see everything from business casual, to jeans or a sundress. Comfort is an important element to consider since you will be sitting for a couple of hours. This coral sundress works for an afternoon show and can be dressed up a bit with turquoise jewelry. Try mixing in a wide studded belt to add texture and pattern to the solid dress. Gladiator sandals are a modern option that keep things casual, comfortable, and stylish. Gladiator sandals, GC, Simply Chic, $54

Coral dress, Buffalo David Bitton, Simply Chic, $64 Studded belt, Simply Chic, $30

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onsider the iPhone: Its a camera, a newspaper, a video game, an alarm clock, a music player, a map and, occasionally, a phone. And yet, it doesnt look like any of these things. Compact and plain, the iPhone most resembles a flatscreen television, or maybe the front of a microwave oven. On an intellectual level, we thrill at the idea that such a sleek gadget can accomplish so much, but on a subconscious level, some of us want alarm clocks to look like alarm clocks and telephones to look like telephones. Responding to this desire, designers are creating accessories that give iconic forms to the iPhones basic shape. As technology gets more sophisticated, it kind of loses its soul, said New York industrial designer Jonas Damon, who created the Alarm Dock, an iPhone recharger that resembles a GE alarm clock, circa 1973. Before, things had a stronger identity because they had physical and mechanical structure, but now objects with archetypal shapes are disappearing.
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Alarm Dock is part of Damons Analog Group of retro docks made of beech wood. The Radio Dock for the iPhone looks like a transistor radio; CRT, created for the iPad, looks like an old television. The Alarm Dock is the only one in production. It will be available in this month for $40 through Areaware.com. Damon says the Analog Group was an experiment in how objects communicate to us, and our attachment to iconic shapes. How can I tell that my iPhone is actually an alarm clock? Well, if I make it look like an alarm clock, he said. Scott Freeland, the creator of iRetrofone, had less lofty goals in mind. I just wanted to make something really cool to put your

phone in, he said. Freeland works as a sculptor for amusement parks and restaurants. He made the rst iRetrofone out of urethane for himself a year ago. When his wife put a photo of it on Etsy, bloggers picked it up and images of Freelands iRetrofone quickly went viral. I was really excited that everyone thought it was so cool, Freeland said. And they got my whole intent, to combine something very new with something very old. Since then hes sold about 400 phones on Etsy, where they sell for $195 to $350. Black Design Associates recently created a concept camera attachment for the iPhone called Leica i9. Its a functional shell that snaps around the phone,

adding a Leica lens. Simon Nielsen said the project was partially inspired by the recent fall in entry-level camera sales. Cellphone photography has become increasingly popular and instead of ghting it, we tried to embrace it and take advantage of all the technology that is built into the iPhone, he said. We used the same design language as the original Leica camera, which has already been optimized to feel good and function right, he said. The Leica i9 is not on the market, but Black Design Associates is in talks with camera companies. Other accessories include Hipstamatics iPhone case, which makes the device look like a point-and-shoot camera from the 80s ($39.95), and ThinkGeeks iCade, which converts the iPad into a miniature arcade game machine with joystick ($99.99). Etsy shoppers can nd cases that make the iPhone look like a cassette tape or a Nintendo Game Boy ($9.50). MCT

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sweeping through Main Street, instilling a greater pride in our community and promoting increased economic growth. One of the citys most time and laborintensive projects came with the construction of a $7.9 million downtown event center, replacing the Harvest Club. Though one of the most utilized venues in Beaumont, the Harvest Club suffered from outdated amenities and limited accessibility. After extensive hurricane damage from Rita and Ike, the city council determined that a new facility should be erected in its stead. This contemporary building will add to the architectural variety in downtown Beaumont, said Brenda Beadle, Capital Projects Manager for the City of Beaumont. But, more importantly, it will feature all the amenities that the Harvest Club was without. Located on the corner of Magnolia and Laurel, the new Event Center is 18,700 square feet, with 17,000 square feet of

Beaumont putting final touches on lake and event center

usable space. Designed by Houston-based Studio RED Architects, in collaboration with SWA Group, Houston, the structural design pays homage to Beaumonts ship building history with a conceptual ship form, such as the outdoor canopy resembling a wooden hull. The western side of the facility is equipped with a lower canopy roof and outdoor stage with 4,000 square feet of lawn, ideal for open-air events and concerts. The eastern side offers a glass wall overlooking Town Lake, a two-acre, man-made lake with a 30-foot geyser and Town Lake Park, equipped with granite-paved jogging trails lined with oak trees. This new facility is going to be great for our city, said Mayor Ames. We are so proud to be able to offer this to our citizens without raising taxes. Though the building is set to open at the end of October, the buzz surrounding the new project has November reservations already being booked. While most of

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ut with the old and in with the new. Or, so it appears in downtown Beaumont these days. What was once a crumbling assortment of dilapidated buildings is now an idyllic, cobblestoned entry into the ourishing heart of our city. I truly believe that the key to a thriving city is a thriving downtown, said Beaumont Mayor Becky Ames. You would be surprised by how many companies interested in moving to Beaumont inquire about the status of our arts, quality of life and parks and recreation. In order to keep up with other cities, we must continue to grow and prosper. Mayor Ames likens the synergistic drive from city initiatives, local preservation organizations and the labor of private homeowners and investors to an epidemic
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the reservations represent private affairs, the city looks forward to incorporating traditional downtown festivities into the new grounds. Claudie Hawkins, City of Beaumont Event Facilities and Library Director, anticipates future Fourth of July and Winter Holiday activities being hosted at the site. [The Beaumont Convention

and Visitors Bureau] sees the construction of the new Event Center as another piece of the puzzle and a great addition to the changing landscape of downtown Beaumont, said Stephanie Molina, Director of Marketing for the Beaumont Convention and Visitors Bureau. It will be a beautiful place for concerts, festivals, meetings and dinners. VIP

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Stainless-steel kitchen Unlike the Harvest Club, one huge advantage is the addition of a catering kitchen, complete with a large refrigerator, service bar, plenty of electrical outlets and an outdoor patio for grills and crawfish boils. State-of-the-art audiovisual The building is wired for the latest and greatest audiovisual needs, even offering two giant plasma screens. Storage and privacy With plenty of storage areas, elaborate

events can be planned without hassle and private dressing rooms are available for quick costume changes or pre-wedding primping. Seating The great hall of the facility seats 900 theater-style guests or 500 guests at round tables. Exterior patios and canopies provide additional overflow or outdoor seating. Interior and exterior restrooms offer events unique versatility. Stress-free parking Not only will the center supply extensive parking, but the soon-to-be constructed Jefferson Street will present opportunities for pedestrian traffic.

Beaumont Main Street

According to Mayor Ames, no discussion of downtown revitalization would be complete without acknowledging the huge role of Beaumont Main Street in promoting economic growth and helping the city save historic buildings. On June 9, Beaumont Main Street, a non-profit organization, celebrated their 20th anniversary. According to Beaumont Main Street Executive Director, Carolyn Howard, since its inception in 1992, over $160 million has been invested in building restoration, rehabilitation, new construction and building acquisition in downtown Beaumont. The area has experienced a net gain of 1,500 jobs and the occupancy rate in downtown buildings has increased by 30%.
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What was Nutty Jerrys? Was this place a new restaurant? Was it a new concert venue? Wait, didnt it used to be a rodeo arena? But today, its impossible to tune into a local radio station or open a newspaper without hearing the name or reading about it. Nutty Jerrys opened its doors on September 18, 2010 and invited all music and food lovers to come celebrate their grand opening with dinner and a concert by Dwight Yoakum. Word quickly spread as acts like Chicago, Kansas, Ted Nugent and Eddie Money pulled their buses onto the side of Highway 73 in Winnie and brought fans from all over Southeast Texas, Louisiana and Houston with them. The venue has quickly grown into one of the largest and most popular event centers between New Orleans and Houston, thanks in part to its home-town feel, delicious food and various entertainment for all

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ess than a year ago, the name Nutty Jerrys was shrouded in mystery and gaining much attention during construction as Southeast Texans tried to figure out what was suddenly going on in the sleepy town of Winnie.
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ages. While it may seat 5,500 people, the arena doesnt necessarily portray that fact from the road. Seemingly in the middle of nowhere, one sign proclaiming the building to be Nutty Jerrys is the only way youll know you nally reached one of the largest venues between Houston and Louisiana. But when the smell of seafood and steaks greets you at the door and you walk past the restaurant area to nd a Texas-style gymnasium, complete with bleachers, youll suddenly understand why its become so popular. Owner Jerry Nelson lived in Hamshire for more than 30 years when he made the decision in August of 2009 to open the venue. After owning and operating the Double J Rodeo Palace on the same property, he initially made the decision not to rebuild it after it was damaged in Hurricane Ike, but he couldnt sell the property

either. He decided that giving locals (and those willing to travel) another outlet for a good time sounded like a pretty substantial business venture. I just got tired of there always being nothing going on here in Winnie, said Nelson. I told everyone when I rst had the idea that it was going to take at least a year and a month to get up and going the way I wanted it to. Weve been open all of eight months and while theres still a lot of work to do, were getting there. Aside from a restaurant and a concert venue, patrons can also see some bull riding once a month, hosted by eight-time world champion rider, Donnie Gay. Bull riding events are usually held on a Friday or Saturday and the

steak house is open Thursday through Saturday from 6 to 10 p.m., unless theres a concert that night, in which case the restaurant opens at 5:30 p.m. While most bull riding events arent held on the same nights as concerts, they do sometimes schedule the evening with both, making it a oneticket event for the night. Would it be more convenient if we were located right in Beaumont? Probably, says Nelson. But then we would have a lot of city noise and regulations and so on. The fact is, nothing else is going on in this area, so most people dont mind making the drive. Were still a whole lot closer than The Woodlands and we seem to be the only guys that consistently book events these days.

Which is not an exaggeration: Nelson has booked acts of all kinds, spanning from country to R&B throughout the remainder of the year, with more to come. Classic rock and funk bands such as KC and The Sunshine Band, Blood Sweat and Tears and Three Dog Night will take the stage, as well as popular mainstream rock bands such as Candlebox and Buckcherry. Even Boyz to Men will make an appearance in October. It was also announced on June 23rd that The Judds will be making Nutty Jerrys their only stop in Texas for their 25th Anniversary Tour. We are really excited about hosting the Judds farewell tour, said Tameka Humphrey, sports and entertainment publicist for >>

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Nutty Jerrys. As far as future acts, Jerry is full of surprises. I literally sometimes refresh my computer screen and we have a new show booked and listed on the website. Tickets prices vary, but do be warned that general admission tickets are standing room only. Reserved seats are generally on the bleachers and in the VIP section and those seating

layouts differ with each show. Wheelchair accessibility is available only in the VIP area. All shows are open to all ages, all of the time, which denitely enhances the family allure and atmosphere of Nutty Jerrys. However, you can get a cold beer at the restaurant and during the concerts. With some top-secret future expansion plans in the works,

it doesnt seem like Nelson and Nutty Jerrys have to worry about zzling out anytime soon. Having seemingly mastered the concert, dinner and bull-riding experience, Nelson has more up his sleeve, with plans to include more MMA ghts, cage ghts and boxing matches in the future. There are also rumors of adding on to the property, which hes remaining somewhat quiet

on for now. Im not really going to tell everyone what were going to do right now, but yes, there will be another building on the property soon, he said. I will say that its going to be directed toward kids and it will give people an even larger variety of things to do out here. I mean, how many times can you take your kids to Chucky Cheese before both you and they get tired of it? Nelson says he plans to make a couple of major announcements about Nutty Jerrys in October and encourages everyone to stay tuned to their web site, www.nuttyjerrys.com, for additional concert postings, news or a peak at the restaurants menu. Everyone talks about how everything constantly fails in Beaumont and in this area, said Nelson. In order to be successful you have to work hard and do things a little differently. I was raised here, Im from here and now my business is here. This is home and Im just not going to give up. VIP

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Actor and Port Arthur native G.W. Bailey is often as grumpy as the characters he portrays. But at least one group of kids think hes a ray of sunshine.
f Disney produced a liveaction remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Port Arthur native G.W. Bailey would likely be asked to play Grumpy. On the TNT television series The Closer, Bailey portrays cranky, gruff homicide detective Lt. Louie Provenza. When he arrives at the set, hes met by assistant directors whose job is to take care of the actors and make sure the day runs well. According to Bailey, whoever sees him rst is asked by the others, Is he grumpy or grumpier? An insomniac whose best sleep comes in the hours before dawn, early-morning schedules are hard for him. Thats why he rents an apartment just minutes away from the Los Angeles studio where he works. At 6 a.m., I wouldnt want to deal with me, he remarked.
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Recently traveling in Texas, he and a friend made a pit stop for a cold drink. The convenience store was next to an establishment called The Grumpy Inn complete with the image of the famous Disney dwarf on its sign. Baileys friend quipped, I had no idea you owned a hotel.

Port Arthur memories

George William Bailey has gone by his initials since he was a kid. His fondest memory of growing up in Southeast Texas is going to McFaddin Beach with his family and seining, catching sh and crabs. After his mother died when he was 7, he was raised by his maternal grandparents. His father lived down the street with his older brother, Tim Bailey, who now resides in Nederland. Bailey graduated from Thomas Jefferson High School in 1962 and knew football great Jimmy Johnson and rock n roll legend Janis Joplin, also Port Arthur natives. I knew Janis better than I knew Jimmy, he noted of his schoolmates.

What was the actor like in high school? I was certainly not a jock, he said. Instead of the football team, he joined the marching band and played cornet and trumpet. I was sort of a nerd, he admitted. But the high school had a drama club, and thats where he began acting. When Bailey left Port Arthur at 18 to

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attend Texas Tech University in Lubbock on a debate scholarship, it was almost shocking. He remembers vividly the rst time he went to Dallas and later to New York City. He was raised with great music, food and culture in a close-knit community, but leaving it was like a Robert Rauschenberg collage, he explained an explosion of discovery.

Burn out
But life as an actor wasnt always grand. Bailey had done well in the 80s with Short Circuit and the Police Academy lms. And 1987 was a banner year for him with three of his lms in theaters at the same time Police Academy 4, Burglar and Mannequin. By the time the 90s hit, roles were drying up. It all sort of dwindled away, he said. I wanted to get out. The hardest time was the transition from the late 1980s to the late 1990s. I wasnt the hot topic, and I wasnt sure I gave a damn, he admitted. I even questioned my desire to go back to the theater. It was a bit of a tough time.

Rising in the ranks

Although hes played many different roles, Baileys most notable characters have been in the military or police force. His breakout role was Sgt. Luther Rizzo on M*A*S*H from 1979 to 1983. In the 1980s, he played Lt. Thaddeus Harris, who was later promoted to captain, in the Police Academy lms as well as playing Capt. Felix Maxwell in Mannequin. He even voiced the role of Rusty, the sheriff dog, on Home on the Range. And for the last seven years, hes portrayed Lt. Provenza on The Closer.

Let the sunshine in

One bright spot in Baileys life at that time was volunteering for The Sunshine Kids Foundation, a Houston-based, nonprot organization dedicated to children with cancer. The foundation provides positive group activities and emotional support free of charge. Bailey was introduced to the

organization by his goddaughter, Brandy Aldridge, who died of leukemia when she was 17. On a fundraising trip for the foundation, Bailey visited Southwest Texas State University (now Texas State University San Marcos) and met with a good friend who was director of the universitys theater. He brought up the fact that Bailey had never graduated from college. The director offered Bailey a position as an artist-in-residence where he could teach and direct while nishing his degree. He was also free to take outside acting roles. Bailey remembers taking his nal exam in theater history on the set of No Child of Mine a television drama he co-starred in with Patty Duke. The actor graduated in 1994 with a bachelor of ne arts degree. The achievement was made even more special since the president of the university had asked him to give the commencement address at his graduation ceremony. About 40 Sunshine Kids and his family attended. In 2001, Bailey became executive director of The Sunshine Kids Foundation. >>
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Our message is simply that through pure fate, through no fault of their own, a childs life has been dramatically altered forever, he said. Their childhood is gone. Sunshine Kids tries to give children a little piece of their childhood back.

The Closer
In 2004, Bailey got a call from his agent about doing a TV pilot. His agent said the show was created by someone Bailey knew a writer named James Duff. My James Duff? he asked in astonishment. When Bailey was at Texas Tech in Lubbock, he had taught Duff then a high school student in an acting workshop. The two had remained friends, but Bailey hadnt seen Duff in about eight years. It was an emotional reunion. What started as a guest spot turned into a regular character, and Bailey had a big part in the evolution of Provenza. Bailey considers this the best time in his career. Theres something special about the situation now, he

said. I want the work to be as good as it can be. I enjoy the success. With his role on The Closer and his duties with The Sunshine Kids Foundation, Bailey splits his time between Los Angeles and Houston. But theres no swanky home in River Oaks not even an apartment near the foundations headquarters. He stays in hotels when hes in Texas. People often ask him where he keeps his jet when he ies into Houston. Wherever Southwest Airlines parks it, he replies.

phers, he said of comic-strip writers. And he loves classic lms such as Casablanca, but, when pressed to choose his favorite, he named the epic Lawrence of Arabia. Its an extraordinary lm, he said. His favorite television series is M*A*S*H. The fact that I was in it and part of creating a character is amazing to me, he said. A new series he discovered this year is HBOs medieval fantasy drama Game of Thrones. Im obsessed with it, he said. I nd it absolutely amazing.

Filmography
G.W. Bailey has had a long career in television and film. His filmography includes: The Closer (TV series) Detective Lt. Provenza The Newest Pledge (film) Mr. Hodgkinson Nip/Tuck (TV series) Wesley Kringle Home on the Range (film) voice of Rusty the dog The Jeff Foxworthy Show (TV series) Big Jim Foxworthy Police Academy (films) Lt./Capt. Thaddeus Harris Mannequin (film) Capt. Felix Maxwell Short Circuit (film) Skroeder M*A*S*H (TV series) Sgt. Luther Rizzo
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Arts and leisure

What does Bailey do for fun? I really dont have any hobbies, he said. I love spending time with my grandchildren. Although hes divorced from his wife, they are still close, and he talks with her daily. He doesnt have any pets. I can barely take care of myself, much less a dog, he explained. He enjoys reading comic strips, especially Mary Worth. Theyre the greatest philoso-

Sage advice
Baileys advice to young, aspiring actors: Go to college. He recommends learning the craft at a professional acting school or a university with an excellent theater program. Go where the opportunities are. Immerse yourself in the profession. There is no substitute, he believes, for knowledge and education. His most important acting tip: Learn to listen. Listening is everything. VIP

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G.W. Bailey isnt the only Hollywood star that hails from Southeast Texas. Here are a few others with ongoing Hollywood careers that you may not know about.

Kay Panabaker
actress
Born in Orange, Kay is the younger sister of actress Danielle Panabaker. Kay was most recently in the ABC show No Ordinary Family, but is probably best known for her role as Nikki Westerly on the WBs Summerland or as Debbie Berwick on Disney Channels Phil of the Future. She has also made several appearances as Catherine Willows daughter Lindsay in CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, as well as multiple guest appearances on 7th Heaven, ER, The Brothers Garcia and Medium. In 2009, she had a lead role in the feature film remake of Fame. This year, Kay stars in the independent film Little Birds.

Kelly Asbury

director/animator
Kelly Asbury, born in Beaumont in 1960, began his career at DreamWorks SKG in 1995. Asbury directed Shrek 2, which was released in the summer of 2004. Asbury also directed the Oscar nominated Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron with Lorna Cook. Most recently, Asbury directed the animated move Gnomeo and Juliet. Previously, Ashbury worked as a storyboard artist, art director and designer on some of Hollywoods most popular animated films, including Shrek, Chicken Run, The Prince of Egypt, Toy Story, Tim Burtons Nightmare Before Christmas, Beauty and the Beast and The Little Mermaid. Ashbury, who attended Lamar University for his first two years of college has also written and illustrated several books.

Francis Fisher
actress
Although known as a British actress, Francis Fisher moved to Orange at the age of 15 and started her acting career at the Orange Community Playhouse. She is best known for her roles as Strawberry Alice, the madame prostitute in Unforgiven (1992), directed by Clint Eastwood; and Ruth DeWitt Bukater, the mother of Kate Winslets character in Titanic (1997), directed by James Cameron. Fisher has spent much of her career as a stage actress but has also had regular TV appearances on The Guiding Light, Strange Luck, Becker, Titus, The Lyons Den, Glory Days and Roseanne. Francis is currently starring in the British TV series Torchwood: Miracle Day.

Who else got their start here? The Museum of the Gulf Coast in Port Arthur hosts three pop culture exhibits featuring more than 150 notable personalities who made a national name for themselves in entertainment, music, sports, politics, science or education.
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or Chelsea Tipton II, every move he makes, every step he takes, his orchestra members are watching him. It helps with their synchronicity. Tipton, music director and conductor of the Symphony of Southeast Texas, traveled this summer with rock icon Stings Symphonicity Tour. The tours title is a play on Synchronicity, the 1983 No. 1 album by The Police whose lead singer was Sting. The concerts combined Stings music with live symphony orchestras for dozens of performances in many countries including Russia, Poland, Denmark, Austria and Spain. The local orchestra in each location was used for each concert. Thats where Tipton came in. His main role was to prepare each orchestra in advance of each concert. Hed conduct about four rehearsals with an orchestra and then move on to the next city. Its a huge production, Tipton said, adding that it was an opportunity for him to grow as a conductor. Hes also a big fan of Sting. Ive always admired him as an artist because hes willing to take chances, Tipton said. Hes not afraid to test new waters. Tipton started with the Beaumont-based symphony in the 2009-2010 season. I think it went well, he said, even though he was still commuting from Toledo, Ohio, where hed been the resident conductor with the Toledo Symphony. He moved to Beaumont in August last year. Before conducting, he performed with orchestras as a clarinetist and performed with Doc Severinsen and Wynton Marsalis. Working with an orchestra, Tipton thinks its important to be open-minded. Dont box yourself in, he said. Be exible and play all styles of music. I love to work with Brahms, Mozart, The Beatles and Sting. A few months ago, Tipton attended a Jason Aldean concert his rst country music show at Ford Park. I really enjoyed the concert, he said. It gave me the perspective of a rst-time audience member. Im always trying

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Im learning to be a good leader. Its more about we-ness than me-ness thats crazy corny, but I am really corny.
noted. It helps to have a quality university such as Lamar in the community. There was a good vibe when Tipton auditioned for the job. I think we have a mutual respect for each other, he said of his relationship with the orchestra members. Craig Escamilla, executive director of the Symphony of Southeast Texas, agrees. He was far and away the top choice, he said, noting that the symphony interviewed eight candidates in two years. As a conductor, Tipton is always in control. Hes always aware of everything going on, Escamilla said. He balances the need to work with the need to have fun. With a difficult piece, Tipton will take a break and tell a joke. It really makes a difference, Escamilla said. Hes very good at reading his orchestra. As a music director, Tipton is the leader and works hard at keeping the atmosphere pleasant and the stress level low. Hes so patient, Escamilla said. He always takes time to think before he speaks. Tipton admits the most challenging part of conducting is the people aspect, getting the orchestra members to see his vision. I try to create a cooperative environment, he said. Oftentimes, they can give good

to learn from experiences. Besides Sting, his favorite contemporary musicians include Michael Jackson, Prince and Beyonce. He also loves the band Pink Floyd. Tipton believes that the role of the music director is to be the face of the symphony to the community. Residency is extremely important, he said, adding that the only way to get to know the community is to live in it. His mission, he noted, is to get the word out about the symphony and create a buzz. Does he get nervous before performances? I get nervous for rehearsals, he said. Its not all about the music, he explained. Its about the orchestra members encouraging them to give the best performance. He wants to rehearse efficiently, pace it so the performers peak at the concert. He tries to nd that balance between over-rehearsing or under-rehearsing. My biggest goal is not to wear out the orchestra on the day of the concert, he said. Typically, there are four rehearsals the week of the performance. Thats pretty standard, he said. Membership in the orchestra ranges from 50 to 75 musicians with about 25 from Houston and the rest from Southeast Texas. We have a lot of talent in this area, Tipton

perspective and good ideas. The leadership aspect of the job is newer to him. Im learning to be a good leader, he said. Its more about we-ness than me-ness thats crazy corny, but I am really corny. After a great performance, Tipton goes home and sits in his lounge chair, sips a Diet Pepsi and watches TV pre-recorded news programs. I have to decompress, he explained. If the performance isnt so stellar, he follows the same routine. You have to let it go move on. That night and the next day, hell let it go, but then hell reect. Right after the concert is not the time, he said. His most memorable performance was his last concert with the Toledo Symphony about a year ago. His friends and parents were there. It was a great farewell concert, he remembered. There were tears, but it was time to go. For Tipton, music is the passion and direction in his life. Its a connection point for me to interact with the world, he explained. Its my vehicle to communicate. Music has been a way to share myself with people. >>

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A European tour
Journeying from one major venue to the next, Chelsea Tipton II found some time to update his blog, Maestros Notes. Heres an edited excerpt: So, here I am in the lobby of a very nice hotel in Moscow next to the arena where the concert with Sting is to be performed. This has been quite a journey, and I am not near nished. While typing this, I am listening to Shostakovich Symphony No. 5 to keep me in the Russian mood of things. I think the greatest challenge to this journey is that every day is quite new. There is no real norm or routine, of course besides brushing my teeth, which is a must for good music making. The place that I feel most comfortable is with the music itself. But even that is skewed because the orchestras are always changing. No matter, it is an amazing journey around to the various capitals of the world. I began in Soa, Bulgaria, with a good orchestra. However, I was about to begin rehearsal, and the brass section just up and left. It was surprising, to say the least. Fortunately, with my Jedi training, I just went on and let the force guide me. LOL. They did come back after a couple of minutes. There was an administrative matter that they had to deal with ahem. I have certainly learned to stay out of those matters, especially when guest conducting and when I do not know the language. We had a good four rehearsals, and things ended up on a really good note.

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September 24, 2011 Rossini: Overture The Barber of Seville; Ravel: Piano Concert in G Major; Beethoven: Symphony No. 5

Amadeus 2.0
March 3, 2012 with Symphony of SE Texas Chorus; Salieri: Sinfonia in D, Veneziana; Stravinsky: Suite from Pulcinella; Mozart: Requiem

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October 29, 2011 Smetana: Overture The Bartered Bride; Lieberman: Flute Concerto; Dvork: Symphony No. 9, From the New World

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The Boys Next Door
Orange Community Players Director: Andrew Gibson August 18-20, 25-28 By Tom Griffin. This play was a success Off-Broadway, and has many hilarious moments, yet is also very touching at times. Four mentally challenged men live in a communal residence under the watchful eye of a sincere social worker who is becoming increasingly despairing. Filled with humor, The Boys Next Door also exhibits compassion and understanding in the way it peers into the half-lit world of its handicapped protagonists.

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Ether Dome
Alley Theatre, Houston Sept. 9 Oct. 9 WORLD PREMIERE, recommended for mature audiences By Elizabeth Egloff. Ether Dome is about love, medicine, and the relationship between two of the greatest medical innovators in Western history, Horace Wells and his student, William Morton. In 1847, Morton discovered Ether as anesthesia, thereby opening the door to the enormous medical achievements of the 20th and 21st centuries. This production challenges our understanding of God, pain, and what it means to be truly human.

ou dont have to go far to enjoy quality theater in Southeast Texas. Just look in your backyard, down the street, or maybe head to Houston for an evening. Check out our source for whats going on in community and professional theatre for 2011-2012.
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The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

Port Arthur Little Theatre Director: Matt Hall Sept. 16-18, 23-25, 30-Oct. 2 This suspenseful comedy features the contestants of a fictional televised spelling bee. Six quirky adolescents (played by adults) compete in the Bee, run by three equally quirky grown-ups.

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Nunset Boulevard
Orange Community Players Director: Jeff Hattman Dinner theatre: Oct. 14-15 at Our Lady of Lourdes Catholic Church Stage show: Oct. 1722 By Dan Groggins. For those unfamiliar with the Nunsense franchise, the story follows a group of nuns and their antics. This particular storyline puts the Sisters in Hollywood thinking they are to perform at the Hollywood Bowl. As it turns out, they are slated to be at the Hollywood Bowl-Arama, a local bowling alley. However, the Sisters soon discover there is a screen test for a major film happening across the street and are certain this is their chance for movie stardom. Featuring songs like: The Hollywood Blondes, That Kids Gonna Make It, and Bowling Ball Blues, this looks like the latest in a long line of Nunsense successes.
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The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged)

Beaumont Community Players Director: Keith Cockrell Oct. 21-22, 28-29, Nov. 3-5 This irreverent, fast-paced romp through the Bards plays is all 37 plays in 97 minutes. Join madcap men in tights as they take you on a wild journey that will leave you breathless and helpless with laughter. VIP says: If youve never seen Shakespeare performed on stage, nows your chance, except in a hilarious and irreverent fashion.

Young Frankenstein
Lutcher Theater, Orange Oct. 24 This wickedly inspired re-imagining of the Frankenstein legend follows young Dr. Frankenstein as he attempts to create a monster, with scary and hilarious results. Three-time Tony winner Mel Brooks wrote the music and lyrics to this spectacular new production.

Shrek the Musical

Lutcher Theater, Orange Nov. 6 Shrek the Musical brings to stage the Oscar-winning film about everyones favorite ogre. A feisty princess, an unseemly ogre, a talking donkey, and a short-tempered villain create a mess that calls for a real hero. Part romance, part twisted fairy tale, this is a show for all ages.

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Gypsy
Beaumont Community Players Director: Paula Bothe September 16-17, 22-24 This musical fable includes laughter and romance, as well as the emotional conflict between a woman and her daughters. Set during vaudevilles decline, a domineering stage mother inadvertently creates a burlesque stripper. Gypsy includes such standards as Let Me Entertain You, Everythings Coming Up Roses and You Gotta Have A Gimmick. This is often called the best book in musicals.

>> Dividing the Estate

Alley Theatre, Houston Director: Michael Wilson Oct. 7-30, recommended for mature audiences Horton Foote, the award-winning writer of The Trip to Bountiful and The Day Emily Married, returns to the town of Harrison, Texas, with this sharp satire about a Southern dynasty in crisis. Faced with their dwindling inheritance, several generations of the well-to-do Gordon family must confront the past as they grapple with an uncertain future. Will they band together together or take their chances and go their separate ways?

RAIN
Lutcher Theater, Orange Sept. 26 RAIN has been together longer than The Beatles, and has mastered every song, gesture and nuance of the legendary foursome. You may just feel like youre seeing The Beatles perform live the full range of their discography. VIP says: How many times do you get to see the Beatles in concert? Well, probably never. Take advantage of this opportunity and see the next-best thing. This is sure to be a surreal and entertaining experience.

Kitchen Witches
Port Arthur Little Theatre Director: Gale Walker Oct. 7-9, 14-16 (dinner theater) Isobel Lomax and Dolly Biddle are two mature cable-access cooking show hostesses who have hated each other for 30 years, ever since Larry Biddle dated one and married the other. When they are put together on a TV show called The Kitchen Witches, the insults are flung harder than the food! VIP says: A dinner theatre is a uniquely entertaining experience that feeds your sense of drama as well as your tummy. With this zany comedy, you will have the perfect date night that will show someone how much fun you like to have.

A Christmas Carol A Ghost Story of Christmas

Alley Theatre, Houston Director: James Black Nov. 18 to Dec. 27 A Christmas Carol A Ghost Story of Christmas follows Ebenezer Scrooges journey as three ghostly spirits that visit him on Christmas Eve lead him to various places. This Dickens classic instills a timeless message about redemption and the spirit of the holiday season.

South Pacific
Lutcher Theater, Orange Nov. 20 This new production of the Rodgers and Hammerstein classic is a sweeping romantic tale of two very different couples. Considered by many to be the finest musical ever written, you may recognize some of the tunes such as Some Enchanted Evening, Im Gonna Wash That Man Right Out of My Hair, and Bali Hai. South Pacific is a breathtaking story not to miss.

Scrooge
Beaumont Community Players Director: Peyton Jones Nov. 25-26 and Dec. 2-3, 9-10 Vastly entertaining and remarkably fresh, this life-affirming version of A Christmas Carol, along with many of its songs, will stay with viewers long after the curtain call. Scrooge is a treasured Christmas tradition along with so many other beloved yuletide favorites.

Happy Days
Port Arthur Little Theatre Director: Debbie Pletcher Nov. 25-27, Dec. 1-4, 8-11 The famed drive-in malt shop, Arnolds, is in danger of demolition. So the gang teams up to save it with a dance contest and a TV-worthy wrestling match. Happy days are here again with the whole beloved gang. Based on the hit Paramount Pictures television series, Happy Days reintroduces one of Americas fondly remembered families, the Cunninghams, to the audience.

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The Santaland Diaries
Alley Theatre, Houston Director: David Cromer Nov. 30 Dec. 31 (mature audiences) Company Artist Todd Waite reprises his role as Crumpet the Elf in the outlandish, and true, chronicles of David Sedaris experience as a worker in Macys SantaLand display. A riotous cult classic, this compact, one-character comedy features priceless comic encounters during the height of the holiday crunch. NPR humorist and best-selling author of Me Talk Pretty One Day and Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, David Sedaris has become one of Americas pre-eminent humor writers.

January

>> Fiddler on the Roof

Lutcher Theater, Orange Jan. 12-13 This Tony Award winning classic musical is a favorite of all ages and all over the world. The well-known songs such as If I Were a Rich Man and Sunrise, Sunset are woven with dance to bring poignancy and laughter to the stage. Fiddler on the Roof will capture your heart with its touching story and universal appeal.

Mannhein Steamroller by Chip Davis

Lutcher Theater, Orange Dec. 29 The holiday music of Mannheim Steamroller, with state-of-the-art multimedia effects will create a Christmas show to remember! Dont miss Mannheim Steamrollers first Southeast Texas Christmas-time performance.

Completely Hollywood (Abridged)

Port Arthur Little Theatre Director: Stephanie Barclay Jan. 6-8, 13-15 (dinner theater) Americas Bad Boys of Abridgement tackle the cultural and economic export that is Hollywood. Completely Hollywood (Abridged) turns the 186 greatest films in the history of Hollywood into a concisely comic collection of clichs that will leave you rolling.

March
My Fair Lady
Lutcher Theater, Orange Feb. 29 Sometimes called the perfect musical, My Fair Lady was a smash hit in 1956 and continues to touch audiences today. With its unforgettable tunes, like I Could Have Danced All Night and Wouldnt It Be Loverly, youll be sure to fall in love with Eliza Doolittle, just like Henry Higgins does. March 5-6

>> Red
Alley Theatre, Houston Director: Jackson Gay March 2-25 (mature audiences) Master abstract expressionist Mark Rothko has just landed the biggest commission in the history of modern art. In the two fascinating years that follow, Rothko works feverishly with his young assistant to create a definitive work for an extraordinary setting. Red is a searing portrait of an artists ambition and vulnerability. VIP says: Anytime you get the opportunity to see a Tony Award-winning show, take it. This play should prove to be provocative and stimulating, and its especially appropriate, with the Rothko Chapel located in Houston.

Blue Man Group

Lutcher Theater, Orange The phenomenon called Blue Man Group is a wildly popular theatrical show that combines music, comedy and technology, along with some blue men, to produce a form of entertainment in a category all its own. With no spoken words, people of all ages leave the show in a blissful, euphoric state. This is a unique experience that you wont forget.

Doubt
Lutcher Theater, Orange March 8 Doubt is the winner of a Pulitzer Prize and a Tony Award, and is a unique theatre experience that entertains while engaging the audience emotionally, psychologically, and intellectually. The archetypal story follows Father Flynn and Sister Aloysius and raises issues of faith, trust, mendacity, friendship, and the Church. This is one that will be discussed long after you leave the theatre.

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The Toxic Avenger
Alley Theatre, Houston Director: John Rando Jan. 13 Feb. 12, (not recommended for young children) The laugh-out-loud musical, The Toxic Avenger is a charming love story that has it all an unlikely hero and his beautiful girlfriend, a corrupt New Jersey mayor, an onstage rock band and two guys who play ... well, everyone else ... bullies, mobsters, old ladies, and stiletto-wearing back-up singers. It features music from Bon Jovis David Bryan and book and lyrics by Joe DiPietro, the Tony Award winning team of Memphis.

>> Almost, Maine

Beaumont Community Players Director: Donny Avery Feb. 10-11, 17-18, 23-25 Almost, Maine is a delightful comedy that explores the mysteries of the human heart. On a Friday night in the middle of winter, residents of a mythical town in far northern Maine are falling in and out of love, bruising knees and breaking hearts...but the bruises heal and hearts mend almost in what has been described as love in the time of frostbite. Almost, Maine will leave you warm from laughter.

Moulin Rouge, The Ballet

Lutcher Theater, Orange Jan. 31 A rousing French soundtrack is the background for high-kicking choreography and a passionate story of love, ambition and heartbreak. Drawn to Paris by the citys passion, Matthew and Nathalie tempt fate while they seek love and destiny at The Moulin Rouge.

The Seagull
Alley Theatre, Houston Director: Gregory Boyd Feb. 3 March 4 By Anton Chekhov. In his 1895 play, Chekhov describes the romantic entanglements of a group of actors, writers and artists gathered on a Russian estate. Its an enduring masterpiece of the theater world, and a modern classic that grows richer with time. The extraordinary ensemble cast includes James Black as the novelist Trigorin and Josie de Guzman as the actress Arkadina.

April
Hairspray
Beaumont Community Players Director: Bryan Brassard March 16-17, 22-24 Tracy Turnblad has a passion for dancing, and wins a spot on the local TV dance program, The Corny Collins Show. Overnight she finds herself transformed from overweight outsider to teen celebrity. Can a larger-than-life adolescent manage to become the programs princess, integrate the television show, and find true love (while singing and dancing!) without mussing her hair?

>> Sweeney Todd

Port Arthur Little Theatre Director: Lauren Faggard April 12-15, 19-22, 26-29 The movie was based on this infamous tale of the unjustly exiled barber, Sweeney Todd, who returns to 19th century London seeking revenge against the judge who framed him and hurt his young wife. His thirst for revenge soon reaches his unfortunate customers after he sets up a Barber Shop, and the resourceful proprietress of the pie shop downstairs has the people of London lining up in droves with her mysterious new meat pies!

The Original Tribute to the Blues Brothers

Lutcher Theater, Orange March 21 Jake and Elwood Blues are here to knock your socks off with a night of the best music, moves and comedy, along with the sassy Bluettes. Come join the fun and experience some great musical chops as well.

The Seafarer
Alley Theatre, Houston Director: Gregory Boyd April 6 29 (mature audience) Sharky has returned to Dublin on Christmas Eve to look after his irascible, aging brother whos recently gone blind. Old drinking buddies Ivan and Nicky are holed up at the house too, hoping to play some cards. But the arrival of a stranger from the distant past raises the stakes. In fact, Sharky may be playing for his very soul . . .

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A View From the Bridge
Beaumont Community Players Director: Arthur Miller April 13-14, 20-21, 26-28 Even though this play was written in the 50s, the themes of immigration and family are current and relevant. An Italian family in New York is hiding their newly immigrated cousins from the authorities, and all manners of relationship complications with family and romance, even some suggested incest, arise along the way.

>> What Were Up Against

Alley Theatre, Houston Director: Scott Schwartz May 11 June 10 They told me it wasnt like this anymore. Why is it still like this? bemoans Eliza, a female architect, as she slams into the firms glass ceiling yet again in this brilliant black comedy. Theresa Rebeck brings her latest comedy to the Alley, which probes how sexism remains well entrenched in the work-place, not least when pitting women against each other in a boys club atmosphere.

Camelot
Orange Community Players Director: Justin Sanders April 19-22, 26-28 The entire community of Camelot awaits the arrival of Guinevere, King Arthur of Englands future Queen. The Tony Award-winning Camelot played for 873 performances on Broadway at the Majestic Theatre and for 518 performances in London at the Drury Lane Theatre. It featured many Broadway stars including Julie Andrews. VIP says: This is a classic that must be seen, sure to have beautiful costuming and a touching story. And with Justin Sanders, a classically trained vocalist and organ player, directing, you can be sure that his cast will be full of incredible local talent.

The Pirates of Penzance

Beaumont Community Players Director: Allan Anderud May 11-12, 17-19 Wacky, irreverent and as entertaining today as it was when it first opened in 1879, The Pirates Of Penzance is a hilarious farce. Pirates, policemen, dim-witted young lovers, dewy-eyed daughters and an eccentric Major-General are all morally bound to the dictates of honor and duty, often to ridiculous results.

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Noises Off
Alley Theatre, Houston Director: Gregory Boyd May 25 June 24 By Michael Frayn. A farce within a farce, Noises Off is an over-the-top comedy that takes the clichs of the genre and shakes them up in a wild comic blender. A play within a play, its a hilarious melee of compromising situations and eccentric characters that is truly brilliant and unique. Its a tour de force for the actors and a special treat for audiences.

>> The Odd Couple

Orange Community Players Director: Codie Vasquez Performance dates to be announced By Neil Simon. This classic comedy opens with a group of guys playing cards in the apartment of Oscar Madison, recently divorced. One look at the mess and its obvious why his wife left him. Late arriving is Felix Unger, who has recently separated from his own wife. Felix is fastidious and seems suicidal, but as the action unfolds Oscar becomes the one with murder on his mind when the clean-freak and the slob ultimately decide to room together. Hilarity ensues as The Odd Couple is born.

M.A.S.H.
Port Arthur Little Theatre Director: Richard Lene Performance dates to be announced If you remember the TV Series, youll know what its all about the exploits of military doctors and nurses at a Mobile Army Surgical Hospital in the Korean War. Between hospital shifts and countless rounds of martinis, wisecracking surgeons Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre make it their business to undercut the smug and pretentious Major Frank Burns and Army true-believer Major Hot Lips Houlihan.

How to buy tickets

Beaumont Community Players beaumontcommunityplayers.com (409) 833-4664 Port Arthur Little Theatre www.palt.org (409) 727-7258 Orange Community Players orangecommunityplayers.com (409) 882-9137 Lutcher Theater www.lutcher.org (409) 886-5535 The Alley Theatre www.alleytheatre.org (713) 220-5700

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Ford Park, Beaumont November 23-27 f youve never seen a Cirque du Soleil show, this is the time. Cirque du Soleil is making its Beaumont debut with six performances of its popular Dralion show at Ford Park from Nov. 23-27 before heading to Houston. We at VIP have seen our share of Cirque du Soleil shows, mostly in Las Vegas, and have never been disappointed. In fact, we are usually in dumbstruck awe. First, a couple things to note: 1. Cirque is not a circus. Get the image of bad clowns (yes, there are some clowns) and elephants out of your head. 2. This is not just a kiddy show. While, yes the kids will love it, it will entertain even your husband. 3. This is not a second-rate tour or a Cirque du Soleil knockoff show only hitting second-rate towns. Dralion is Cirque du Soleils top-grossing touring show and was the subject of a TV filming that received an Emmy Award. The same 50 performers you see in Beaumont, are the same that will be seen the next week in Houston.

Tickets are $35-$80 for adults; $28-$65 for children 12 and under; and $31.50-$75.50 for military members, seniors and students. They can be purchased at www.cirque dusoleil.com/dralion or by calling 1-800-745-3000.
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o, youre 42 and have been lugging that same beat-up, old boom box around since college. We admire your loyalty but, seriously, the Duran Duran stickers just arent cutting it anymore and your kids are embarrassed to have their friends over. Of course, if thats your master plan, then, well, bravo well played, Time Warp Dad. If not, lets talk Upgrading your current home-entertainment system to a real audio/video masterpiece doesnt need to be a frightening project. Yes, itll cost some money and, yes, there are loads of options to consider. Yes, it can be confusing. And yes, you can make mistakes. You could go the home-theater-in-a-box route, but you probably wont get the best bang for your buck. And you might nd yourself adrift in a sea of indifference when it comes to service, upgrades or even basic installation and functionality information. [Customers will go into a department store] and talk to the kid in the stereo department. And then they come back for more information and, unfortunately, he graduated, said John Goodyear, owner of Goodyear Custom Audio/Video in Beaumont. Many specialists will come to your home to assess the space you want to ll. Theyll listen to what youre looking to accomplish,
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gure out what youll need to spend, and keep you from investing thousands of dollars without the proper information. Charlotte Fontenot, owner of Suburban TV Home Theater Gallery in Beaumont, said staff at custom audio/video stores can also help you determine how to build onto any

existing equipment you already own, if possible, rather than starting from scratch. One of the rst things to consider is the space you plan to delegate to your home theater. The best equipment in the world wont give you the sound quality youre expecting if its set up in the wrong kind of space.

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If you have a tile or wood oor, lawyerblock paneling and a wood ceiling, then you have a horrible environment for a home theater. Throw in leather furniture on top of that, and its all hard surfaces, Fontenot said. Goodyear agreed: You dont want to put a high-end system in something like that. Youll never get the benets. The sound will just reverberate around in there. The space should have softer surfaces. Fontenot suggested adding carpet; if wallto-wall isnt an option, put down the largest area rug you can nd. Ideally, the walls would be sheetrock, but artwork will soften up any wall treatment. Adding upholstered furniture helps too. Once you have the basics down (see sidebar), you could go the cosmetic route and spiffy up your space with theater seating, velvet ropes and a popcorn machine. But most pros will advise you to spend that money on better quality and/or more functionality. A good place to start is the television itself. Go bigger. Go better. Goodyear warned that in order to see a real difference in quality when upgrading any of your home-theater components, you have to just about double the price. Going from a $600 receiver to an $800 one, for example, wont make much of a difference. Jumping to a $1,200 one, however, will.

Latest trends
The good news is that better equipment is becoming more affordable, Goodyear said. Another trend, he added, is that more consumers are choosing to access media through services like NetFlix, etc., instead of buying products like CDs and DVDs. Also, consumers want wireless connections that allow them to watch or listen to the same thing in other locations as whats on in the main media room even out back by the pool or barbecue pit. Outdoor kitchens and living rooms, with superior sound and video, are a major trend, Fontenot said. People arent going on vacation as much, she said. They want to have that vacation experience at home, and they want their kids and their friends to hang at their house. If your kids friends have a better system, then guess where theyre going to be hanging out. As long as the area in question provides shelter from the weather, audio/video pros can create an outdoor entertainment area to match the quality and functionality of what you nd indoors, she added. No doubt, home electronics trends, options and upgrades change fast. This business changes every month literally, Goodyear said. Every day when that freight truck backs up here, its Christmas. VIP

Home theater basics

Assuming you have a cable box, direct TV or satellite receiver, these are the most basic components needed for a comprehensive home-theater: A television You can go high-end or low-end, but remember that your system will only be as good or as functional as the television will allow. For example, Fontenot suggested, the set should have two zones, which will allow you to watch or listen to media in two places at once. It also should be high-def and 3-D capable. An audio/video receiver and amplifier that will be the control center: According to Goodyear, customers often spend a lot on speakers, thinking theyll make the difference in sound. But if you dont have the electronics to reproduce the sound right from the beginning, it wont make a difference, he said. Right, left and center speakers The center speaker emits dialogue, while the side speakers control action sound. One (5.1 system) or two (7.1) pairs of rear surround-sound speakers to handle ambient sound. If a jet flies overhead [in a movie], you can close your eyes and know if it flew from left to right or right to left because of the surround sound, Fontenot said. A subwoofer, which emits the booming, low-bass noise like explosions A Blu-ray player for video, DVDs and music CDs An iPod dock A programmable remote control to control a variety of devices.
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recipes to end your burger blahs
text by NOELLE CaRtER To any real fan, a hamburger is never just a burger. A great burger is a work of art, passionately thought out and painstakingly executed. The very extension of the grill masters own identity. Here are five of our favorites to jumpstart your creative juices:

Mexican Cemita burger

Makes 2 burgers

Red, white and blueberry burger

Makes 6 burgers towel and set aside.

Chipotle crema

2 canned chipotle peppers (packed in adobo sauce), diced, and 1 tablespoon adobo sauce 1 clove garlic, grated 1/4 cup Mexican crema (or creme frache) 1/4 cup mayonnaise In a small mixing bowl, combine the chipotle, garlic, Mexican crema and mayonnaise. Mix until well combined.

tablespoons watercress leaves, minced) 1 cup corn tortilla chips, lightly crushed 2 very thin slices red onion Avocado spread 1. In a large bowl, combine the beef, chipotle pepper, adobo sauce, salt and pepper. Mix well to combine, but do not overmix. Divide the mixture and form two patties. 2. Heat a large skillet over high heat. Add enough oil to form a thin film on the bottom of the pan, about 2 tablespoons, then add the burgers to the skillet. 3. Cook the burgers until set and browned on one side, about 3 minutes, then flip. Top the burgers with the cheese, then cover the pan. Cook an additional 3 to 4 minutes for medium-rare burgers, or until the burgers have reached desired doneness. 4. Assemble the burgers: Spread the chipotle crema evenly on each cut side of the toasted buns. Sprinkle the minced papalo leaves over the crema on the cut sides of the bun tops. On the bottom halves of each bun, sprinkle the crushed tortilla chips then top with a cheese-topped patty, a slice of onion and equal amounts of the avocado spread. Top the burgers with the bun tops and serve immediately.

Blueberry chipotle barbecue sauce

Burger and assembly

1/2 cup ketchup 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 2 tablespoons molasses 1 1/2 teaspoons minced garlic 2 tablespoons chopped canned chipotle chiles (about 3 chiles) 1 tablespoon adobo sauce (from the chipotle chile can) 5 rounded tablespoons blueberry jam or preserves In a food processor, combine the ketchup, Worcestershire sauce, molasses, garlic, chipotle chiles, adobo sauce and blueberry jam. Puree until very smooth.

Avocado spread

1/2 cup lightly mashed avocado Tablespoon lime juice Kosher salt In a small mixing bowl, combine avocado and lime juice. Season with 1/8 teaspoon salt, or to taste.

Ground chuck hamburger patties, seasoned with garlic salt and ground black pepper 15 ounces blue cheese, preferably Point Reyes blue, sliced Burger buns of choice, sliced in half Blueberry chipotle barbecue sauce Fried onions Fresh tomato slices Curly red leaf lettuce leaves, washed and dried Moist mesquite wood chips in a smoker device (or foil pouch) for the grill 1. Heat a grill or grill pan over medium-high heat until hot. If using a grill, fit a smoker device (or foil pouch) with the mesquite wood chips to smoke while grilling. 2. Oil the grill top and add the burgers. Grill the burgers on each side until cooked through to desired doneness, 8 to 12 minutes. Top the burgers with cheese and continue to grill just until the cheese melts, 1 to 2 minutes. 3. When the burgers are almost finished grilling, toast the buns: Place the buns, cut side down, on the grill, to lightly toast. Remove the burgers and buns. 4. Assemble the burgers: Dress the cut sides (top and bottom) of each burger with a good spread of barbecue sauce. Top each bun bottom with a burger patty. Top the cheese with another dollop of barbecue sauce, then divide the onions, mounding a pile over each burger. Top each mound of onions with a slice of tomato, followed with 2 to 3 leaves lettuce. Top each burger with a bun top and serve immediately.

Fried onions

Patties and assembly

3/4 pound ground beef chuck 1 canned chipotle pepper, minced with 1 tablespoon adobo sauce 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt, or to taste 1/8 teaspoon black pepper Canola oil for pan frying 3 ounces Oaxacan cheese (quesillo), separated into thin strings (can substitute mozzarella) Chipotle crema 2 sesame seed buns, toasted 5 papalo leaves, finely minced (or 1/4 cup cilantro sprigs plus 2

1/2 cup flour 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 rounded teaspoon freshly ground sea salt 1/2 rounded teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1/4 rounded teaspoon Creole seasoning 1 white onion, peeled and sliced very thin (about 1/16 inch) into strings or rings 1/4 cup rendered bacon fat or oil 1. In a large plastic bag, combine the flour, baking powder, sea salt, pepper and Creole seasoning, shaking to thoroughly mix together. Add the onions and shake to coat. Transfer the onions to a bowl, tapping off any excess flour mixture. 2. In a cast iron skillet heated over medium-high heat until hot, add the bacon fat. When the fat is hot, add the onions in small batches, frying until crisp and golden brown, 3 to 5 minutes per batch. Drain the onions on a paper

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German Cuban pork

Makes 6 burgers 4 pounds ground pork 3 tablespoons sweet pickle relish 1 (12 ounce) jar spicy brown mustard, divided 6 fresh bratwurst links 1 pound bacon, diced 1 onion, diced 1 (14 ounce) can sauerkraut, drained 1 cup butter, at room temperature 6 pretzel buns or regular hamburger buns 2 large sliced dill pickles 1/2 pound sliced Swiss cheese 1. In a large bowl, mix together the ground pork, relish and a tablespoon of mustard. Do not overwork. Divide the meat into 6 patties. 2. Heat a grill or grill pan over medium-high heat until hot. Place the burgers, then the bratwurst links, on the grill to start cooking. 3. While the burgers and links are grilling, start the bacon. In a skillet heated over medium-high heat until hot (use a cast iron skillet if on a grill), render the bacon, stirring frequently, about 6 minutes. Add chopped onion to the skillet and cook until the onion is softened, stirring frequently, 6 to 8 minutes. 4. Stir in the sauerkraut with the bacon and onions, cooking down the mixture to marry the flavors. Continue to cook until the hamburgers and sausages are grilled on all sides, an additional 12 to 15 minutes. Remove the burgers, sausages and skillet from the heat. Cut the bratwurst into thin crosswise slices. 5. In a bowl, whisk together the butter and remaining mustard. Spread the mustard butter over the cut halves of each bun. Toast the buns on the cooler side of the grill or pan. 7. Mound the sliced bratwurst on top of each burger (1 bratwurst per burger), then top with the sliced pickle, kraut, bacon and onion mixture. Divide the sliced Swiss cheese among the burgers, covering each mound of toppings with cheese. Place the burgers back on the grill or on the grill pan, closing the grill or covering the pan until the cheese is melted, 1 to 2 minutes. 8. Place the assembled burgers in the toasted buns and serve immediately.

Italian caprese Southwest turkey burger sliders

Makes 18 sliders 1 1/2 pounds ground beef 1 pound hot Italian sausage, casings removed 1 teaspoon dried Italian seasoning 1 onion, finely chopped 1 bell pepper, finely chopped 3 cloves minced garlic, divided 1/2 pound fresh mozzarella, cut into slices 18 white dinner rolls Freshly ground black pepper 3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar 4 large Roma tomatoes, sliced 36 medium-large basil leaves, stemmed 1. Make the patties: In a large bowl, gently but thoroughly mix together the ground beef, Italian sausage, Italian seasoning, onion, bell pepper and 2 cloves minced garlic. Press the mixture into a jelly roll pan, using a rolling pin to make a flat, even layer. (Cover the meat with plastic wrap, if necessary, to keep it from sticking as its rolled.) Cut the meat into roughly 2-inch squares. 2. Heat a grill or grill pan over mediumhigh heat until hot. Grill the burgers until cooked to an internal temperature of at least 160 degrees, about 2 to 3 minutes per side. When the burgers are done, place a slice of mozzarella on each burger and tent with foil while preparing the buns. 3. Warm the rolls: Wrap the rolls in foil and place on the top rack of the grill, or place in a warm oven until warmed through. 4. In a small bowl, whisk together the olive oil, balsamic vinegar and remaining minced clove garlic. This makes a scant one-half cup vinaigrette. 5. Assemble the sliders: Place a cheesetopped patty on the base of the bun, add a slice of tomato and 2 basil leaves. Drizzle each burger with 1 teaspoon of the vinaigrette. Serve immediately. Makes 6 burgers

Guacamole

Turkey burger patties

3 tablespoons olive oil 6 green onions, chopped 3 large cloves of garlic, finely chopped Kosher or sea salt Freshly ground black pepper 2 pounds ground turkey 2 eggs 1/4 teaspoon cumin 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce 1/4 cup barbecue sauce 1/2 cup panko crumbs 1. Heat a saute pan over medium heat until hot. Add the olive oil, then stir in the green onions and garlic. Add a pinch each of salt and pepper and cook, stirring frequently, until the onions are softened, about 4 to 5 minutes. Remove from heat and set aside. 2. In a large bowl, crumble the turkey and add one-fourth teaspoon salt and one-eighth teaspoon pepper. 3. In a separate bowl, beat the eggs with the cumin, Worcestershire sauce and barbecue sauce. Stir in the mixture with the turkey, then fold in the onions and garlic, along with any liquid remaining in the saute pan. 4. Fold in the panko crumbs gently, until all of the ingredients are thoroughly mixed. Separate the mixture into 6 portions and form patties. Cover and refrigerate them while assembling the other components.

4 ripe avocados 5 green onions, chopped 2 cloves of garlic, finely chopped 1/4 cup cilantro, finely chopped 1/4 teaspoon kosher or sea salt 1/4 teaspoon black pepper 1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1/8 teaspoon ground cumin 2 teaspoons green jalapeno Tabasco sauce 1 tablespoon lime juice Peel and lightly mash the avocados (the mash should be chunky) in a medium bowl. Fold in all other ingredients and stir to thoroughly combine. Cover and set aside.

Burgers and assembly

Prepared turkey burger patties 6 slices of pepper-jack cheese Oil or mayonnaise for brushing the buns 6 large egg buns with sesame seeds Guacamole 2 large beefsteak tomatoes, sliced Grilled Anaheim chile slices 6 tablespoons Dijon mustard, or to taste 1. Heat a grill or grill pan over high heat until hot. Lightly oil and add the patties. 2. Reduce the heat to medium-high and grill until the undersides of the burgers are crisp and firm, 4 to 5 minutes and the lower half feels set. Carefully flip the burgers, then cook an additional 4 to 5 minutes. 3. Reduce the heat to medium-low and top each with cheese. Continue to grill until the cheese melts. As the cheese is melting, brush the cut side of each bun half with a little oil or mayonnaise and add the buns to the grill to lightly toast. 4. Assemble the burgers: Divide the guacamole between the burgers, placing a scoop on the bottom bun of each burger. Top each scoop with a tomato slice. Place a burger on top of each tomato, then top each burger with a chile slice. Spread a tablespoon of mustard on the top half of each bun, then place the bun tops on the burgers.
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Grilled Anaheim chiles

2 large Anaheim chiles On a grill or stove burner heated over high heat, or under the broiler, grill or broil the peppers until the skins are charred and blackened on all sides. Immediately move them to a glass bowl and cover tightly with plastic wrap. Set aside to give the chiles time to cool. Peel the skins (they should peel or brush off easily), then core and seed the peppers. Cut each chile into 3 pieces.

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How to diet like our ancestors

... or a time when there were no scales
woman would never woman would never do that, I said to my do that, I said to my daughter. Certainly not, daughter. Certainly not, she answered. she answered. Her husband had just stepped on a Her husband had just stepped on a scale to weigh himself. It was 8 oclock scale to weigh himself. It was 8 oclock at night. He had just eaten a full meal. at night. He had just eaten a full meal. He was fully clothed, pants, shirt, He was fully clothed, pants, shirt, heavy shoes, a belt, and was holding heavy shoes, a belt, and was holding one of their 9-month-old twins. one of their 9-month-old twins. He stepped on the scale, waited He stepped on the scale, waited for it to register, stepped off and for it to register, stepped off and announced his weight to the room. announced his weight to the room. Only a man would do that. A woman Only a man would do that. A woman weighs herself in the morning, not weighs herself in the morning, not the evening. A woman weighs herself the evening. A woman weighs herself before she eats, not after. A woman before she eats, not after. A woman also weighs herself before she showers also weighs herself before she showers - water droplets add pounds. - water droplets add pounds. A woman doesnt broadcast the A woman doesnt broadcast the weight a scale gives her because a weight a scale gives her because a woman doesnt accept the weight a woman doesnt accept the weight a scale gives her. She argues with it: Is scale gives her. She argues with it: Is this thing on an incline or what? It was this thing on an incline or what? It was that ham sandwich; ham makes me that ham sandwich; ham makes me retain water. I wonder if I have that retain water. I wonder if I have that disorder where people crawl out of disorder where people crawl out of bed and eat in the night? bed and eat in the night? No woman believes the scale at the No woman believes the scale at the doctors office either. Every last one of doctors office either. Every last one of them weighs heavy. Its a conspiracy them weighs heavy. Its a conspiracy that Oliver Stone should look into. I that Oliver Stone should look into. I know a woman who turns her back to know a woman who turns her back to the scale when she is weighed at the the scale when she is weighed at the doctors office and asks the nurse not doctors office and asks the nurse not to say her weight aloud. Its a good to say her weight aloud. Its a good weight, but shed rather not know. weight, but shed rather not know. There is a line of diets that There is a line of diets that advocate eating like our early, early advocate eating like our early, early ancestors. They are referring to the ancestors. They are referring to the

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ancestors that crouched when they ancestors that crouched when they walked. These were apparently our walked. These were apparently our ancestors that had a good BMI, but ancestors that had a good BMI, but extremely poor posture. extremely poor posture. The big idea is to only eat foods The big idea is to only eat foods that you (or someone else) can catch, that you (or someone else) can catch, kill or pick. Talk about a win-win. If kill or pick. Talk about a win-win. If we began eating the same way our we began eating the same way our early ancestors did, we could lose the early ancestors did, we could lose the stoves and refrigerators. We could just stoves and refrigerators. We could just dangle slabs of meat on a stick over dangle slabs of meat on a stick over an open ame and eat berries right an open ame and eat berries right off the bushes. Food prep and kitchen off the bushes. Food prep and kitchen clean-up would disappear. The average clean-up would disappear. The average woman would gain an extra 20 hours a woman would gain an extra 20 hours a week with the catch-kill-pick plan. week with the catch-kill-pick plan. One of the early ancestor diet One of the early ancestor diet advocates also advises short spurts of advocates also advises short spurts of intense exercise, as if running after intense exercise, as if running after wild game or doing heavy lifting. wild game or doing heavy lifting. The guide says: Squeeze your The guide says: Squeeze your wife and slowly lift her off the oor. wife and slowly lift her off the oor. Burning calories and renewing roBurning calories and renewing romance all at the same time. Great. But mance all at the same time. Great. But who is the wife supposed to lift? who is the wife supposed to lift? The early ancestor diet operates The early ancestor diet operates on the same principle they all do: if it on the same principle they all do: if it tastes good spit it out. I always liked tastes good spit it out. I always liked my mothers attitude toward dieting. my mothers attitude toward dieting. Theres nothing like Slim-Fast with a Theres nothing like Slim-Fast with a scoop of ice cream. scoop of ice cream. If you take the early ancestor diet If you take the early ancestor diet seriously, we would all be in the woods seriously, we would all be in the woods hunting or at the river shing for so hunting or at the river shing for so long that there wouldnt be any time long that there wouldnt be any time for eating. Fewer calories and less time for eating. Fewer calories and less time in the kitchen. in the kitchen. What more could you ask for? What more could you ask for? OK, besides a scale that weighs OK, besides a scale that weighs light. MCT light. MCT

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nce upon a time, Debra Jo Fondrens golden tresses flowed down to her knees. She was a natural girl-nextdoor beauty. When she left her sleepy hometown of Lumberton on an adventure, a twist of fate led her to an enchanting life of fortune and fame. For a time, like Rapunzel, she was a princess of the world. Then life got tangled.

Belle of Beaumont returns home to share secrets of beauty

Tress to Success

In 1976, 21-year-old Fondren was working as a waitress in Beaumont when she took a vacation to Las Vegas. She was approached by a contributing photographer for Playboy magazine to pose for him. His girlfriend gave me his business >>
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card and I shot with him the next day, Fondren said. She was familiar with the magazine and didnt hesitate to take the opportunity. I said, Why not? I didnt give it any thought. Though Fondren had monthly photo sessions with photographer Robert Hooper, her picture didnt appear in the magazine for almost a year. Meanwhile, she continued to work as a waitress and married her boyfriend. Fondren officially became a Playmate as Miss September 1977, styled as The Belle of Beaumont. She was later selected as Playboys 1978 Playmate of the Year.

working behind the camera, doing a variety of jobs including casting talent. Later, Fondren trained and worked as a post-surgical care specialist for some of the most in-demand Beverly Hills plastic surgeons, a job she found very satisfying. For eight years, she helped patients recover from surgery. Fondren believes she would still be happily working in this role if the recession hadnt curtailed expensive elective surgeries. Around 2007, the work slowed down. In the end, L.A. is a very expensive town to live in, she said. Fondren decided to return home to Texas.

Smooth and Styled

The Bright Lights

During her rst public promotion as a Playmate at a Houston car show, Fondren said she was stunned to see hundreds of fans lined up for her autograph. The rst time I received fan mail, it was a gigantic box, like youd put furniture in, she said. (Though the quantity has decreased over the years, Fondren said she gets fan mail to this day.) When she became Playmate of the Year, she embarked on a promotional world tour. I traveled all over the world rst class limos, roses, tons and tons of roses, all sorts of media/TV/newspaper interviews, meeting celebrities. Ive gone everywhere I wanted to go. Not only did I have fun and gain a degree of sophistication, I made a lot of money wish I had some of that now. But fame and its after effects extorted a price. Her family disowned Fondren for a year with no communication. Though her family relationships were repaired, her rst marriage lasted only

Knots and De-tangling

nine months. Still Fondren, who is single, says that shes been married fewer times then Liz Taylor. Marriage, money and addiction troubles followed her Playmate celebrity and took years for her to master. Fondren experimented with a number of careers, including acting. She has some credits for guest spots on TV shows and a few movies. However, she realized early on that though she could adequately deliver a line, she was not true actress material. She found that she preferred

The transition was initially difficult for Fondren, who left friends and a familiar lifestyle when she moved from Los Angeles in 2008. She attended the Southeast Texas Career Institute in Silsbee to gain her license as an esthetician, and she worked briey at a medical spa in Pasadena. In February, Fondren joined the faculty of her former school as an esthetics instructor, training students to provide cosmetic beauty treatments. She is thrilled with her new role. I didnt know this was meant for me, but I took to it like a sh to water, she said. I love what I do. I love encouraging young girls. Fondrens pride in the school and the program is obvious. She raves about the campus and the new laser-tech program the school will be offering. Looking back, she views the decision to move home to Texas in a new light. With the love I have for what Im doing now, it was a blessing in disguise, she said. Near her family, with her pet birds and cats and a job she is relishing, Fondren is content. Im not ashamed of my past, she said. I had to work very hard, and I found things that I loved to do. VIP

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ondren posed for Playboy in what is considered by critics to be the heyday of the magazine. The magazine was then at its height for circulation and profit. I consider it to be the funnest time in Playboy history and so does Hef, Fondren said, referring to Hugh Hefner, Playboys founder, editor-in-chief and chief creative director. Who doesnt love the disco era? Fondren noted that later in the 1980s and 1990s, movie stars and celebrities wanted to be on the Playboy cover to promote their careers. Playmates now go on to television or movies relatively easily. In my day, it was still a naughty little thing to do, Fondren said. It would be difficult to cross over into the motion picture industry because they wouldnt take you seriously. But today, Playboys circulation has dropped substantially. Video, internet and television have taken their toll on all magazine subscriptions, however, Fondren agrees with critics that cite the static quality of the magazine as a reason for its decline. Its not as interesting a magazine, she said. The girls now look somewhat the same to me. We were all chosen because we were so totally different from each other. It doesnt look like a lot of effort is being put into it. Over 58 years, the Playmates have also changed. Fondren said in the 70s they were looking for new and fresh models. They did background checks and wouldnt have used a model who had worked as an exotic dancer, for example. Also in that era, most models were natural, whereas almost all recent models have a variety of augmentation and surgical enhancement, Fondren noted. As a sign of the times, Fondren said that the rst thing she did with her rst Playmate check was to get breast augmentation surgery, a decision that caused trouble with Playboy. The money has increased over time as well. Fondren received $10,000 as a Playmate in 1977. In 2006, the reported pay was $25,000.

The hair
Fondrens trademark throughout her modeling career and what caught the eye of Playboy was her kneelength blond hair. Yes, it was real, and Fondren said people frequently tugged it to be sure. Fondrens mother was a hairdresser who often used her daughter to experiment with haircuts. At age 12, Fondren begged her mother to let it grow. By the time she was 22, it was 58 inches long. She said some of the other models teased her about looking like Cousin It from The Addams Family. The extra long hair did force her to have upright posture, she said. She didnt cut it by choice. By 1988, her hair reached her ankles. She had always colored it blond. (Though blond as a child, her hair darkened in adolescence). She decided to experiment with becoming a redhead. The dye damaged her hair so badly it had to be cut, an emotional and traumatic day for Fondren.

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The Judds
August 19
If you havent made it out to Winnie to experience Nutty Jerrys, this may be the right time as one of the most successful acts in country music history, Naomi and Wynonna Judd make their only Texas stop on their farewell tour. Nutty Jerrys, Winnie. Tickets $50, $70, $80, $100. (877) 643-7508 or www.nuttyjerrys.com.

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Merchant Soiree
August 11
This monthly traveling art sale has quickly become a regular must on our to do list as local artisans gather to sell handmade, repurposed or refashioned creations. This months event will be at the Logon Caf and feature live music by folk/country band Puente. 6 to 10 p.m.

Tasting Benet for Some Other Place

August 16
We love to eat, especially when its for a good cause. At the 9th annual Tasting for Some Other Place, local congregations, businesses and organizations will show off some of their favorite recipes in more than 50 food booths. All proceeds for this annual event will benefit Beaumonts faith-based mission, Some Other Place. 5 to 7:30 p.m., Beaumont Civic Center. (409) 832-7976. Admission is $10 per person.

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AUGUST 4
Creedence Clearwater Revisited
Nutty Jerrys, Winnie. Tickets $25, $45, $65, $100. (877) 643-7508 or www.nuttyjerrys.com.

First Thursday at the Mildred

5 to 9 p.m. at the corner of Calder and MLK in Beaumont. Dinner, drinks, live music and sidewalk shopping.

Speed Dating and Singles Mixer

August 5
Sure, weve all been on a blind date, but how about 30 in a night? Social Savvy Connections is bringing speed dating to Beaumont, and its always a great way to meet other singles. Admission includes a cocktail, snacks and a standup routine by comedian Brent Reed and of course, all the dates you could possibly want. 7 p.m. to midnight, Rockin A Caf, 3250 W. Cardinal Drive, Beaumont. Tickets are $25 and $30 and must be purchased in advance. http:// professionalsingles8511-eorg. eventbrite.com/

Opera Beaumont
August 26
Opera Beaumont presents the regional debut of The Diary of One Who Vanished, a tale of a love affair between a peasant boy and gypsy girl and all that he has to leave behind in the pursuit of love. Starring Lamar Universitys Dr. Kerry Jennings and Los Angeles area MezzoSoprano Michelle Rice. 7:30 p.m. at the Art Museum of Southeast Texas, Beaumont. Donation $10 at the door. (409) 239-7760 or www. operabeaumont.org

AUGUST 5
Singles Only Social Mixer
7 p.m. Features speed dating and comedian Brent Reed at Rockin A Caf, Beaumont.

AUGUST 6
Spindletop Rollergirls
7:30 p.m., Ford Exhibit Hall, Beaumont. (409) 951-5400.

Crystal Gayle
Isle of Capri Casino and Hotel, Westlake, La. (877) 475-3847.

AUGUST 7
Free Movie Night
Son of Paleface, 6:30 p.m., McFaddin-Ward House Visitor Center, Beaumont. (409) 832-2134.

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World War I: The Final Battle reception

Opening exhibit reception 2 to 4 p.m., Museum of the Gulf Coast, Port Arthur. (409) 982-7000 or www.museumofthegulfcoast.org.

AUGUST 16
Tasting for Some Other Place
5 to 7:30 p.m., Beaumont Civic Center. (409) 832-7976.

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Gladys City Forum

1:30-3:30 p.m., Spindletop/ Gladys City Boomtown Museum, Beaumont. Visitors are invited to offer input on the museums goals and share ideas for museum events, exhibits, educational programming and more. (409) 835-0823.

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The Judds
Nutty Jerrys, Winnie. Tickets $50, $70, $80, $100. (877) 643-7508 or www.nuttyjerrys.com.

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Whiskey River, Beaumont. (409) 832-2999 or www. whiskeyrivertexas.com.

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Larrys Old Time Trade Days
Monthly ea and antique market featuring hundreds of vendors. 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., I-10 at Exit 820, Winnie. (409) 296-3300 or larrysoldtimetradedays.com

AUGUST 22
School begins
Lamar University and Beaumont ISD fall semesters begin.

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Home Womens Resource Gala
Featuring Pam Tebow, mother of Heisman winner Tim Tebow. 7 p.m., MCM Elegante. Tickets $65 and $75. (409) 898-4005, www. HopeWomensResourceClinic.org

AUGUST 11
Pioneering Women Luncheon
Annual fundraising luncheon, 11 a.m., Holiday Inn & Suites, Beaumont, Tickets $40. (409) 842-1577

AUGUST 25
Jamey Johnson
Nutty Jerrys, Winnie. Tickets $25, $40, $45, $65. (877) 643-7508 or www.nuttyjerrys.com.

AUGUST 12
Shontelle
Nutty Jerrys, Winnie. Tickets $20, $35. (877) 643-7508 or www. nuttyjerrys.com.

ACROSS
1 First name of the star in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 4 Imagine was his 1971 album (last name) 9 The Hunt for Red October transport 10 The ___ starring Jet Li 11 Beatle wife first name 12 First name of the young star in E.T. 14 __ and behold 15 Trademark, abbr. 16 What's left of me album singer, Lachey 19 Best selling romance novelist, first name 21 Part of a pen 23 Harry Potter's best friend 24 Million dollar baby director 25 ____ Jong 27 Michael Jackson relative 31 Record company sounds like a safari animal, _____ Records 32 Be crazy about 33 Hello! 34 Tomb Raiders star

AUGUST 26 - 28
Kountze Trade Days
Big Thicket Trade Days Grounds, Kountze. (409) 880-5667.

AUGUST 13
Summer Family Arts Day
10 a.m. to 2 p.m., Art Museum of Southeast Texas, Beaumont. Create works of art by using recycled materials, discarded aluminum pie pans, wood scraps, fabric scraps, buttons, sequins and ribbons. Free. (409) 832-3432 or www.amset.org.

AUGUST 26
Faculty Exhibition
7 p.m. reception at the Dishman Art Museum at Lamar University, Beaumont. (409) 880-8959 or www.lamar.edu/dishman.

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1 Dream Girls singer 2 Pray 3 Batman and Robin, e.g. 5 Last word of the Jason Lee sitcom 6 Can you hear me __? 7 __ and off 8 Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid star, last name 13 Many, many years 15 USC player 17 _____ Royale 18 Life story 20 Eithers alternate 21 Seattle is in this area of America 22 Matt Damon's famous character 25 Skirt or BMW? 26 De La ____ 27 Late-night host first name 28 Much ___ About Nothing 29 Time 30 Perfect score for a gymnast
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Neighbors/Concerts in the Park

2 to 8 p.m., Magnolia Park, 2930 Gulf St., Beaumont. Snow cones, popcorn, cotton candy, face painting, jump stations, music, games and prizes. Free.

Opera Beaumont
Janceks The Diary of One Who Vanished, 7:30-8:30 p.m., Art Museum of Southeast Texas, Beaumont. Donation $10 at the door. (409) 239-7760 or www. operabeaumont.org

Comedian Carlos Mencia

8 p.m. at the Delta Downs event center in Vinton, Louisiana. Tickets are $40 and $50. www. deltadowns.com

AUGUST 27
Movies in the Park
7 p.m. showing of Toy Story 3 at Rogers Park, Beaumont. Free. (409) 838-3613 www. beaumontrecreation.com

Christopher Cross
Nutty Jerrys, Winnie. Tickets $20, $25, $35. (877) 643-7508 or www. nuttyjerrys.com.

Champagne Room
The Gig, Beaumont. Cover $5 and $7. (409) 839-8300.

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Wiccans, Fighting and renegades

... or entertainment in the Golden triangle
friend of mine was married to a Wiccan witch. I never met her, but, supposedly, she could control the weather. He blames El Nino on her. This Wiccan witch believed there is a balance in the universe between bad experiences and equally good experiences so do not get comfortable. Personally, I do not assign to this worldview, but this philosophy does characterize my entertainment experiences here. Very bad and very good.

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ing day to day labor he endured, but our lungs may have been equally damaged his from coal dust, mine from second hand smoke. Of course, the next question is why did I spend countless hours there when I hated it? The answer is I have no idea. It was like the baseball eld in the middle of Iowa in the movie Field of Dreams. Why did dead baseball players show up? They did not know, but they had to go. Everyone went to the old Pacesetter. Was it the hope of seeing something that would be the lead story on the news that night? Maybe. Fortunately, I survived this ordeal. Recently, I visited the New Pacesetter. To my chagrin, it is clean, remodeled and actually pleasant. The same cast of characters is there, but the threat of violence has diminished. am serious. Second, the motto for the Renegade Dinner is Wild Caught, Shot & Foraged. It was the Foraged part that concerned me. The greens for the salad were picked that morning at a local farm. Let me be clear, the items being picked were not simply heads of lettuce, but items that appeared to come from my yard. Another fear: this is how the guy in Into the Wild died. Third, you sit at large tables with strangers and are served family style. As each course comes, it is brought on a large platter and shared by the entire table. The goal is to be the last one to get the platter. Initially, everyone wants to appear to be very democratic in the size of their portions. When you are last, you take it all. Your excuse is simply well, we shouldnt waste food that has been so delicately and artfully prepared. If played correctly, you will be the Good Samaritan at the table. No one needs to know your true motives. Fourth, while her husband, John Cobb, plays his guitar, Chef Monica Cobb, in front of everyone, prepares each course. Snapper, Axis Deer, Pheasant, etc. At the same time, there is a possibility a masseuse may be working somewhere in the room. Fifth, the evening is extraordinary. You make new friends in a fun, casual environment, and, in my opinion, you enjoy the best meal you will have in Beaumont.
Scott Renick is an Attorney in Beaumont, Texas. He was the 2010 Press Club Winner for Best Guest Column.

Bad times
What is the worst entertainment experience I have had here? Glad you asked. The Old Pacesetter. Ah, yes, the old Pacesetter, a bar situated in a strip mall next to a closed movie theater, across from a trophy shop, near a Mexican restaurant and a Jiu-jitsu training center. Location, location, location. A bar where you are guaranteed to see a ght, hear the same forty songs you heard the last time you were there (unless the DJ asked you to go to your car to bring in a CD), while the DJ interrupts the songs with obscure facts about the artists in between his two catch phrases: Yall are looking good out there and No drinking on the dance oor. The place was so poorly ventilated, if you simply walked through, your only option was to burn your clothing and be tested for Black Lung. My grandfather was a coal miner. I will never know the gruel50 August 2011 |
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Good times
What is the best entertainment experience I have had here? Glad you asked. Renegade Dinners. Yes, the name is not ideal to express the full experience, but it is exactly that a full experience conducted by a chef, trained at the Westlake Culinary Institute in California, who has worked at places like Spago and returned to Southeast Texas. The rst night I went, I was skeptical, but I thought it would be a fun evening. First, you do not know where the dinner will be held until that morning. The original Renegade Dinner was in a building that once was a gas station. During dinner, there was a masseuse providing massages throughout the evening. No, I

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