PASTORELA COMICA

SCENE 1
NARRATOR: it is a great honor for me and the grade of third year group b
to narrate and stage a very big event in the world, but we Mexicans have
given it the touch that characterizes us, I am referring to the staging of the
Mexican pastorelas to remember the birth of the baby Jesus and the
journey that the shepherds went through to see him, because they had to
fight against the shepherds who went to see him, because they had to
fight with the shepherds and the children.I am referring to the staging of
the Mexican pastorelas to remember the birth of the baby Jesus and the
journey that the shepherds who went to see him had to go through, since
they had to fight evil against good? although this time in a comical way,
we will stage it with all due respect, I hope you like it. The play we present
is called "Mas Vale Bueno por Conocido que malo por conocer"
The characters are
Rafael as Lucifer
Imelda as the Diablita Malévola
Juana as the Diablita Diablura
Jorge as the Angel Gabriel
Cecilia as the Angelita Querubina
Leticia as the Angelita ludivina
Los Pastores: Ismael as Bartolo and Edgar Toronbolo
Las Pastorcitas: Teresa as Mama Toribia and Valeria and Rocio as her
Daughters named petrita and chayito.
And yours truly as Narrator
Comenzamos ....

Scene 1 Correlaaaaaaaa!!!!
Narrator: In a place of a thousand hells...
(El Diablo is thinking and a little worried)

Diablo: AAAAhssssss again these dates of the yearooooo, they bother

me and my liver twists... people buying, spending their Christmas bonus,
giving each other love with happy faces, hayyy just remembering them
makes my liver swell with pure anger.... But what shocks me the most is
that tonight a child is born to give them peace on this date.... Upsssss
Horror but I have a plan, tonight I'm going to do my own, for that I need
two of my favorite assistants hahahahahaha (Screaming)....
Diabluraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Malebola: Big Boss spoke to us .... What is offered to you my Diablo

Diablura: Hayyyy just when I was taking a tan in the Colima Volcano... it
occurs to him to call us...

Diablo: Que Dices... engendro del Mal.

Diablura: Hay perdón pensé en voy alta.... Ups that clueless (Nervous)

Malebola: Well tell us what we are good for....

Diablo: Well, good good good good...PS no what I do want is for them to
be bad bad bad bad bad.... So get a grip on yourselves because you are
not normal girls... You live...
Well, as you may know, today at dawn, on earth will be born the Child
who will save the planet! So or more Creazy... and you know there won't
be any gossipy people to visit them, but those pastors, so our workooooo
is ....

Diablura: Hacerle Chambritas al Niño...

Diablo: nooooooooooooo

Malebola: ya se gorritos... calcetines... calcetines...pantalones.... Uyyy

me doy

Diablo: Hay porque no son unas diablas normales... nooo su misión será
(mission impossible music) .....(Cara de intriga por parte de las diablitas)
detener esos pastores y que se vayan por el camino del mal.... and at the
same time give a lesson to the proud Angel Gabriel... who according to
him will guide you
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

Malebola and Diablura: jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajjajaajajajajajajjajaa …

y como le aremos

Diablo: pues de eso no se preocupen tengo un plan… y ustedes serán

los principal…
Malebola: Así porque?

Diablo: Well, they will be in charge of seducing him

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha well let's
go to earth (Again start the mission music).

Scene 2

Narrator: The devil and his little devils went to earth to find the
shepherds... meanwhile in the Kingdom of God The angel Gabriel... was
preparing his little angels to fulfill the mission that the shepherds of
Bethlehem come to see the baby Jesus...

Angel Gabriel: uyyyyyyyyyyy today is the day awaited by all in the

kingdom because today our savior is born... and I will fulfill the
commandment given to me by the master.... and that is to guide the
shepherds of Bethlehem so that they can get to know the baby
Chuchito... I mean, I will call my favorite angels Ludivinaaaaaaaaaaaa
and Cherubinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......

Ludivinaaaaaaaaaaaa and Cherubina: What's upooooooooooooooooooo

what are we good for

Angel Gabriel: well you guys are here for everything... well the awaited
day is here...

Ludivina: really angel Gaby.... Today the baby is born upssssss well we
didn't have time to give the baby a baby shower and Mary got ahead of us

Cherubina: Chin...

Angel Gabriel: well that's not important, what is important is that today we
are going to fulfill the patron's commandment and guide the little
shepherds, but don't forget something... the devil is going to do his thing...
we have to be very careful OK...

Ludivina and Cherubina: Affirmative 3.1416 copiedooo....

Scene 3
Meanwhile... on earth some shepherds already had the idea that in those
days a savior child would be born when a single star appeared in
Bethlehem, but they did not know where his birth was going to be... until
the Angel Gabriel appeared... before they started their expedition... to
guide them...

Angel Gabriel: Hello shepherds how good that you are already preparing
for the journey.

Pastorcita Toribia: Yes, we have already prepared our taquitos, they are
egg and beans and our soft drinks PS then on the road they don't give
anything at all... they don't like a little...

Angel Gabriel: no Thank you... I'm just here to guide you a little bit and
get you to your destination .... And to warn them that the devil will be
around... Preventing any movement of peace...

Pastor Bartolo: aaaaah you are the angel Gabriel right...

Angel Gabriel: That's right, that's me...and my little angels Cherubina and
Ludivina (they introduce themselves bending down)... well I just tell you to
follow that star of Bethlehem and it will guide you soon, don't forget it and
never lose sight of it (pointing to the star). And please don't go down the
path of evil... we see ourselves.... I will protect them.....

Shepherdess Petra: We will do so, little patron...

Narrator: The Angel Gabriel leaves for the kingdom and the shepherds
continue their journey for hours to get to Bethlehem as soon as possible.
But on this walk they get tired and decide to sleep for a few hours... but
they didn't count on what was going to happen....

Pastorcito toronbolo: hay ya me duelen retetiarto los pies mejor

descansemos... además ya tengo el estomago lleno...(derepente se
aparece el diablo y les hace su bao, mientras los pastores duermen)

Pastor Bartolo: ( se despierta y empieza a olerar y hace gesturas de que

huele feo), y le da un codazo a la pastorcita petra. Oyes oyes don't you
smell something requitefeoooo... like sulfur....

Pastor toronbolo: now I didn't do it I ate those taquitos butoo I didn't do it I

swear...

Pastor Bartolo: it's not something uglier .... Let's wake up the others...
(they start to wake up the others and then the devil hides behind them
and suddenly appears).

Diablo: (appears before them and the shepherds are surprised)

Noooooooo guess who I am .... I'm the one who makes people believe
that they can get everything in return from .....

Pastorcito Bartolo: in exchange for the Vote, you are already a politician...

Diablo: Nooooo!!!!

Pastorcita petrita: Come on, another one who changes his identity... what
a world we live in.

Diablo: I am not Lucifer...

Pastorcita Chayito: And even his artistic name has...

Diablo: noooooooooooooooo, I am the Devil...

Pastorcito Bartolo: aaa you are also one of mine,,, of the red devils of
Toluca...
Diablo: (angry) aaayy ya me cansarse soy el mal, el ángel malo de Dios,
y por eso estoy en el infierno...

Pastorcita Chayito: Así pues si...

Pastorcita petra: Pero no te enojes....

Diablo: Now you understand me, at last I come to propose something

superb ... look girls and boys, shepherds and shepherdesses (with the
voice of a politician)
Pastorcito Toronbolo: Uuuyy another one who comes to put us to sleep
with his speeches.

Diablo: Well, to the point, I'm here to give you a little fun, aren't you tired
of walking and walking to see a child that doesn't even belong to your
family... Wouldn't you like to be distracted... live life and be happy...

Pastorcita Toribia: Apoco todo eso se puede...

Diablo: claro que si todo esta que quieran... voy a llamar a mis Diablitas
para que se arme la Parly y nos vayamos a un lugar donde hay todo
esooo...

Pastorcita chayito: siii y en donde hay eso que tu dices.

Diablo: PS in a joint called "La perdición".... Well well well, I'll talk to you
Malebolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... I'm talking to
you, come and meet my friends.

Narrator: The devils come into action and seduce the shepherds to go to
that place and thus deviate from their path, and do not comply with what
was entrusted by the Angel Gabriel.(The curtain closes)

(The curtain opens and the shepherds and the little devils are in the club
dancing (a song of the American pop and enjoying the atmosphere)
(Suddenly the Angel Gabriel enters with his little angels)

Angel Gabriel: Since the party is over... (The others answer what) and
the angel says that the party is over (then at that moment begins the song
that the party is over) and the angel follows the current and begin to
dance...
(Until he says) yaaaa altoooo párenle a su relajooooooo (The music
stops).

Diablo: uy uy uy you can't stand a little party what a bitter angel you are...

Angel Gabriel: shut up already, you don't even talk, don't you remember
that you were expelled from the kingdom... for not passing the institutional
requirements and you don't understand
Diablo: hay sii como tu eres el noño del cielo ya te crees por tu paleton...

Angel Gabriel: (angry) ah eso crees pues ahora vamos a que cuero sale
mas correas...demuéstralo.
Narrator: Tempers flared and the angel Gabriel and lucifer prepare to face
each other in a fight(the song of the saint the tavern keeper begins, while
the little devils and the little angels prepare the angel and the devil for the
fight)
(They wait for the introduction of the song.n and they go to face each
other, the angel with his sword and the devil with his fork), when they are
destined to fight the devil begins better to dance between them the song)
(until they remember that they are fighting, the angel Gabriel manages to
reach him and makes him a pig's hand, the music stops)

Diablo: ya esta bien me rindo me rindo me tu ganas...Angel: ya vas a

dejar en paz a mis pastores

Diablo: ya déjame me rindo me, me rindo... pero no olvides el otro año

me vengare...

Angel: Ya vete coyon....

(Curtain closes)

Narrator: Once again Good had triumphed over evil... and the Angel
Gabriel took the shepherds to the place where they were sleeping...
(Curtain opens) he threw magic dust at them so they would think it was a
dream, and told them to continue on their mission to Bethlehem.

Angel Gabriel : (Throwing Magic Powders) Already sheep Descarriadas,

with these powders forget everything and will follow their way to
Bethlehem... all this was a dream... let's go Angelitas this is all for
tonight ....

Cherubina: That we are going to the den...

Angel: shuuuu shut up.... Jijiji...

Narrator: The shepherds wake up and decide to continue their destiny,

without remembering anything... (The curtain closes)

Scene 4:

Narrator: the shepherds arrive at their destination and find the baby
Jesus, St. Joseph and the Virgin Mary...

Shepherds: (Arriving)
Pastorcita Toribia: singing "the shepherds have arrived, the shepherds
have arrived, the shepherds have arrived... ....
Pastorcita chayito: "mother, what did we agree that we were going to
behave well"....
(Everyone turns around and shouts "Feliz Navidad")
Narrator: This is Todoooooooooo amigos, I hope you liked it, the group of
Tercero "B", says goodbye to you and Teacher Nayelly, Wishing you a
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year... Happy Holidays, Thank you
for your attention.
LA PASTORELA RECARGADA

Characters:
José
María
Satanás
Luciferia
Chamuco
Asmodeo
Luzbelia
Diablita
Celfa
Fileno
Bartolo
Gila
Bato
Margarita
Petra
Cleofás
Natalia
Gabriel
Miguel
Rafael
Angelitos
Melchor
Gaspar
Baltasar

Joseph and Mary go along the road, rest on a stone, then approach an
inn and ask for shelter. The little angels take care of them.

Joseph and Mary: In the name of heaven, I ask you for lodging, for she
cannot walk, my beloved wife.....

There is a couple of shepherds who are in the inn and answer the litany

Celfa and Fileno: Here is not an inn, go ahead, I can not open, lest some
rogue... (they all leave)

A crossroads. Satan is seated with his back to the audience next to a

large briefcase near a road sign pointing the way to Bethlehem. The
devils come in dancing.

Satan: I am the mere mere mere

He who corrupts everything,
He who seeks evil to do,
I was hidden for a while
But now I have come
And you will see my power
The devils enter dancing and singing to rap rhythm the same verses that
Satan said, at the end they fall asleep tired.

Satan: Tonight, according to all the prophecies should be born in

Bethlehem, Jesus, the redeemer of the world. The awaited Messiah who
will always fight me. I don't believe in such things at all, however I have
taken my precautions. My great servants on earth have made an alliance
to gather all my minions and are already setting up checkpoints,
preventing anyone from approaching Bethlehem.... heh, heh, heh. And if
all I have told you was not enough, in this briefcase I have enclosed
something very valuable. (Laughs loudly, suddenly falls silent when he
hears the snoring of the sleeping devils) Slackers! Lazy! Is this how you
do your job?

Luciferia: (getting up frightened) Eh? How? Sorry! I am very tired, I

already gave a lot of bribes to have many road signs changed. I am only
missing this one.
Satan: Then change it immediately, you slacker! With such laziness I will
never promote you. You will never stop being a poor devil.
Diablita: Come on, you slacker!
Luciferia: (yawning) Let me rest another little while.
Satan: Nothing, nothing, you already rested a lot when you were alive,
Chamuco: (Trying to carry the signal) Ay, ay! How heavy it is!
Satan: My horns are heavier and I carry them!
Chamuco: I can't anymore!
Satan: Of course you can! Or do you want me to have you spanked right
now?
Diablita: Yo mi amo! I give you your cates!
Chamuco: No, no sir, I will try to obey you. (With difficulty he manages to
change the direction of the signal, then crawls back to his briefcase to
rest) Ay, ay! How tired I am!

Asmodeo curiously approaches to see what is in the briefcase

Satan: (pushes him away with his trident) Stand back, don't touch that
briefcase!
Asmodeo: I was just looking for a place to sit.
Satan: Get out, get out of here you stinking ruffian. (with the trident he lifts
Luzbelial) And you Luzbelia! Get up! Luzbelia: It would have been better if
I had worked when I was alive... not that I spent all my time helping the
Gulf Cartel, even if this wasn't happening, La Barbie is to blame.
Satan: (Furious) Don't tell me now that you are a repentant soul in pain,
because right now I am sending you to be tormented.
Diablita: Yes, torments!!!! What do you think, my master, if we take you to
a session in the Chamber of Deputies? no one can stand that!
Luzbelia: No, no sir! Tell me what should I do?
Satan: You are going to take good care of this briefcase while I return.
Asmodeo: Where are you going?
Satan: It is not your concern.... well... I must see to it that all bonfires and
chimneys throughout Mexico City are extinguished.
Luciferia: How evil you are sir, very evil! Worse than El Copetes
Satan: Not a single light must be left on, so that no one can find the way
to Bethlehem.
Chamuco: They say that a star is guiding people there.
Satan: (pointing to the sky) Yes, look at her, it was that one.
Asmodeo: (straining to see) which one? I do not distinguish it.
Satan: (laughing) Neither you nor anyone else, because I spread fog
everywhere, and also because that star lacks brightness, that's why it is
so important that you keep a close eye on this briefcase.
Luzbelia: What does it contain?
Satan: Nothing that interests you. These are personal, intimate things,
everything necessary to prevent the coming of the Messiah.
Chamuco: Ah.
Satan: Ah! And have these videos and this information, which will later be
useful to filter them to theTele. I'm leaving now, I want you to follow those
shepherds and convince them not to go to Bethlehem or confuse them,
okay?
Diablita: Sir... shall I go with them?
Satan: Go on, go and do no mischief, no, better yes!!!! Do as many as
you can!!!

Enter a group of shepherds singing very animatedly.

Shepherds: To Bethlehem shepherds, let us go to Bethlehem, let us go to

Bethlehem, let us go to Bethlehem, let us go to Bethlehem, let us go to
Bethlehem, let us go to Bethlehem, to see the Virgin and the child too....

Celfa: (stopping) Wait, it looks like we've finally reached the crossroads.
Margarita: Yes, you have to look for the sign
Bartolo: Where is the sign?
Petra: Who knows, you can't see anything.
Fileno: Damn!
Luciferia: They call you Chamuco.
Asmodeo: Shhht, shut up and push Celfa to the sign.
Diablita: Let me push her... (pushes Celfa)
Celfa: Ay Fileno! Do not push!
Fileno: Me? You're crazy, I didn't do it, I didn't even move.
Celfa: ( touching the sign) Well, someone threw me to this sign, was it
you Margarita?
Margarita: Me? If I don't take
Bartolo: Where is Bethlehem?
Natalia: I don't know, I can't make out anything.
Bartolo: Anybody got matches?
Cleofas: Me. (lights one, Luzbelia quickly turns it off) oh what a fiery wind!
Natalia: They must be the hurricanes of the season.
Cleophas: In winter and at night?
Bartolo: It's true, it should be cold and not hot.
Celfa: How strange! Where would that wind come from?
Chamuco: From hell, from hell.
Luciferia: Shut up, you fool!
Celfa: Oh, who spoke so ugly?
Margarita: Let's get out of here, I'm already scared!!!!
Petra: I'm shaking from head to toe.
Fileno: Maybe it was just the wind from the hurricane.
Celfa: That must have been it.
Bartolo: Light another match.

Cleofas lights another match, Luzbelia puts it out in amusement, lights a

third and the same thing happens.

Asmodeo: (Furious) Nosy! Pen...silly! Who told you to put out the
matches, don't you see we need them to see the sign?
Luzbelia: Oh yes, right? Sorry, I just wanted to be nice to you my
Asmodeo.
Diablita: Yes you will, yes you will...
Chamuco: Silence, silence, nobody asked for explanations.
Cleophas: (Lights another match) Finally we will see the sign.
Natalia: Belén is that way.
Margarita: Well, I say it is that way
Fileno: Well, let's go, what are we waiting for?
Celfa: Gila and Bato are missing.
Petra: They will catch up with us.
Celfa: Well, to Bethlehem, gentlemen.
Bartolo: Let's go.
Fileno: Let's go. (they resume their march singing)

To Bethlehem shepherds, let us go to Bethlehem...

They leave. Luzbelia approaches the briefcase again.

Satan: Get away from there, I told you not to go near that briefcase yet!
(exits)

José and María reappear, they continue looking for an inn, but do not find
one, they knock again at another house, Carmen and Bato receive them,
but do not open the door. The little angels take care of them without them
realizing it.

Angelito 1: (To Angelito 2 who comes to play) Don't be late, otherwise

we'll lose them!
Angelito 2: Yes, right? And why do you want God the Father to give us a
good scolding, come on...

José and María: Don't be inhuman, have charity, the God of Heaven will
reward you...
Gila and Bato: You can go now and don't bother, because if I get angry, I
will beat you... (José and María go out together with the Angelitos,
Carmen and Bato stay, it gets dark and they start to stumble, they don't
see anything.

Luciferia: Look, here come other shepherds!

Diablita: Heh, heh, heh, these do not escape me!
Bato: (To Carmen) Their voices were coming from here, but I can't make
out anything.
Gila: Oh, what a dark road!
Bato: Will this be the road to Happiness, or to Los Pinos? I mean, to
Bethlehem?
Gila: Who knows, where are you?
Bato: Here, come.
Gila: I don't look at anything.
Bato: (playfully throws himself to the ground) I'm here, very close... come,
come, be guided by my voice.
Gila (walks towards Bato, but Chamuco gets in the way and she collides
with him) Ay!
Bato: Gila, what's wrong with you?
Luciferia: (to Luzbelia) Cover Bato's ears.

Luzbelia obeys. Chamuco grabs Gila's hand

Gila: Ay Bato, me quemas!
Chamuco: ( with a seductive voice) I'm not Bato, I'm Brad Pitt
Gila: Oh, let me go, don't touch me. Bato! Bato!
Chamuco: Don't shout, he's busy.
Gila: Doing what?
Chamuco: Making love to Celfa.
Gila: Bullshit!
Luzbelia: (in the distance) True!
Gila: Bato! Bato! Bato!
Chamuco: You see? No response.
Gila: (Yielding to Chamuco, shouting weaker and weaker) Bato! Oh, it's
so hot! Mmmm.
Gila: Come, I'll take you to Bethlehem.
Gila: No, well.... Diablita: (To Gila) Sit down!
Chamuco: So... you want to stay with me in this place? We can do many
things!
Gila: Like what?
Chamuco: We can share the money destined for culture, how do you see
it?
Gila: Oh Brad, it sounds good, but let me go, you're burning me. (Exit)
Bato: Gila...are you sure you are there? I don't know what's wrong with
me, I can't hear anything.
Satan: (Runs in. To Luzbelia) Yeah, let him hear, you take action now.
( Pushes him)
Luzbelia: (flirting) Bato! Bato!
Bato: Oh Gila, how strange you talk.
Luzbelia: I am not Gila, I am Salma Hayek
Bato: Salma? And what are you doing here by yourself?
Luzbelia: Uyyy, I was waiting for you.
Bato: Waiting for me? Me?
Luzbelia: To you, especially.
Bato: What for?
Luzbelia: You have to know everything.
Bato: What do I need to know?
Diablita: I'm already divorced and I'm all alone for you, ha, ha, ha, ha
Asmodeo: (approaching) No!!!! What they have to support the National
Disappointment, sorry... that Gila ran away with Brad Pitt
Bato: You lie!
Asmodeo: Ay how do you think, I always tell the truth,
Gila: (enters shouting) Brad! Bradcito!
Luzbelia; (pleased) You heard?
Bato: (To Gila) Who are you yelling at, unfaithful woman?
Gila: to Brad.
Bato: To whom?
Gila: I said to Brat...o, A Bato
Satan: (Off) Not true, he said to Brad.
Bato: Eh? Who is there?
Gila: Me, Gila.
Bato: And no one else?
Gila: No, just us.
Bato: Just you and me? We could do little things, heh, heh, heh, heh
Gila: Tate sosiego, mira.
Bato: That's true, but then, who spoke?
Gila: I don't know, it was a very strange voice.
Bato: Not only did I hear that voice, do you believe me if I tell you that I
heard Felipillo's voice?
Gila: Yes, and I heard Brad Pitt's voice.
Bato: What did I tell you?
Gila: that together we could do many things. No, you were falling in love
with Celfa.
Bato: And a voice told me that you had left with a certain Brad Pitt
Gila: It was all a lie, an illusion.
Bato: Or someone wanted to make a joke and use us for fun.
Gila: It could also have been. Bato, how well I can tell you apart now!
Bato: I can see the same thing.
Gila: This place looks haunted. A while ago it was so dark and now it is
illuminated.
Bato: ( Points to the sky) The reflection is coming from there. (Sings) of
that pretty little star, so beautiful and so glittering that it marks the path of
all pilgrims.
Bartolo: ( enters shouting) Celfa, Fileno! Natalia, Margarita, Cleophas!
Here are Bato and Gila!

Enter Celfa, Fileno, Cleofás, Bartolo, Natalia, Margarita and Petra.

Celfa: Good thing we found them!

Fileno: Don't even think of going that way.
Margarita: Don't even think about it, that road takes you straight to
Monterrey and things are very ugly there
Bartolo: And we were about to fall into a ravine.
Cleophas: Some evil prankster changed the direction of the sign.
Petra: (pointing) If it hadn't been for that star.
Luciferia: (Looks up at the sky. To Satan) Lord, Lord.
Satan: What do you want?
Luciferia: Did you see what a pretty little star... Satan: Shut up... güey,
and don't look at that. I'm disappearing that star right now, with a little
mist. (activates an atomizer)
Asmodeo: You've already covered it up again, it was very pretty.
Diablita: Yes, I liked it!!!!
Satan: Silence!
Celfa: Again the darkness.
Gila: How much darkness.
Bartolo: What do we do?
Fileno: We will wait until the fog clears a little.
Margarita: What fog? It is pure smog, because of global warming
Natalia: But let's get out of here, I don't like this place.
Petra: Me neither. Road crossings scare me, and look, this one crosses
Los Pinos, if we cross it they will accuse us of being provocateurs.
Margarita: and we want to support the electricians
Bartolo: They say that they are places of corrupt politicians, drug dealers,
businessmen and the precious Governor.
Fileno: Nonsense! I don't believe in such things.
Satan: (To the Devils) I'm going to have a little fun with these shepherds.
I'm going to do them some mischief. (He approaches them and makes a
magic pass)
Bato: (He puts his hands on his belly) Ay, ay, ay, ay, my God!
Gila: What's wrong with you?
Bato: My belly hurts, I'm very hungry.
Fileno: Me too.
Bartolo: And me, it came to me all of a sudden.
Margarita: And me, I don't think I've eaten in three weeks
Bato: I won't be able to go on if I don't eat something.
Cleophas: Slugs, this is not the time to eat.

Satan makes another magical pass.

Gila: Look at that.

Celfa: Who would set such a well-served table?
Bato: (savoring) How many delicacies! Margarita: Look! There are also
drinks!
Fileno: There is food for everyone!
Bartolo: Well, let's eat.
Bato: (interposing) Stop, nobody near that table!
Cleophas: Why?
Bato: Only enough for me.
Petra: Do you want it just for yourself?
Bato: Yes.
Petra: But I'm hungry too!
Bato: Well, they're going to have to put up with it.
Fileno: That is not possible.
Bartolo: You have to share it.
Margarita: Yes, you have to share it!!!
Bato: Never! No one will touch my rich triple Güoper!

They start arguing, a small fight breaks out, while the women take the
opportunity to start eating and drinking, they get drunk, the fight turns into
a party. They drink, eat, sing and dance. But in the most joyful part of the
party Satan disappears everything.
Satan: Heh, heh, heh, this looks like the Zocalo at the bicentennial
celebration!!!

Bato: Oh my delicacies!
Gila: They disappeared.

Satan and Diablos laugh in amusement.

Celfa: Did you hear? Someone laughed.

Gila: Which one of you was it?
Bartolo: Not me.
Fileno: Me neither.
Bato: (very sad) I'm less so.
Margarita: (pointing to someone in the audience) I think it was that lady!!!!
Natalia: I told you that I don't like this place at all, maybe the zetas will
arrive
Gila: Let's get out of here soon.
All: Yes, let's go.

They are about to leave, when Satan approaches Fileno and makes a
magic pass.

Satan: ( To Philenus) Lose your memory, I command you.

Fileno: Guys, where are you going?
Celfa: Well, to Bethlehem.
Fileno: What for? Celfa: How, don't you know?
Fileno: No, who are you?
Celfa: Celfa, don't you recognize me?
Fileno: No, I don't know you.
Celfa: And the others?
Fileno: Neither. This must be the work of the Wizard Chen Kai!!!!
Petra: (Shouts to the others) Wait, Fileno has lost his mind.
Gila: What do you say?
Natalia: He doesn't remember anything, nor does he know who we are.
Margarita: Oh, well, we are the Banda el Recodo!
Petra: No, slug!
Margarita: Oh, sorry!
Cleophas: Could it be that he is bewitched?
Bato: Maybe, why don't we help him?
Cleophas: How?
Bato: Doing a sit-in at Reforma... no, better to sing a little, you start
Celfa. (Singing)
Celfa: Announcing the birth of the child Jesus on Christmas Eve.
Bartolo: He will be born in a poor manger, near a village called
Bethlehem.
Gila: Your parents will be Maria...
Bato: And the carpenter José.
Cleophas and Natalia: Three magicians will come from the east and
offerings will be brought to him.
All: Starting today, joy will reign with the birth of the baby Jesus.

Everyone begins to dance in a round.

Celfa: Have you remembered everything?

Fileno: Oui, I mean, yes.
Petra: Are you coming with us?
Fileno: Of course.
Margarita: (angry, grabs him by the ears) Well, come on!
Bato: Let's go!
All: Let's go. (They sing) To Bethlehem shepherds, let's go to Bethlehem,
to see the Virgin and the child too....

They go out very happy and Chamuco follows them, until Satan, in a
ferocious state, stops him.

Satan: Where are you going?

Chamuco: To collect my scholarship from Diablos Talento, I mean Belen,
with them.
Satan: You are not going anywhere. You will take care of this case as we
had agreed.
Chamuco: Yes, sir.
Satan: And for no reason should it occur to you to open it. And have your
videos ready...
Chamuco: Yes, sir.
Satan: Even if you hear what you hear, understood?
Chamuco: Yes. Mr.
Satan. I will be back very soon. (He takes Luciferia to a corner and talks
to her) This briefcase has the pachocha I want you to give Chamuco to
corrupt those shepherds, okay?
Luciferia: Yes, boss.
Satan: It's so they don't go to worship Jesus, I already agreed with Lopez
Doriga and Alatorre, they will give the news
Luciferia: Okay boss.
Satan comes out, activating his atomizer.

Asmodeo: (approaching the briefcase) What will this briefcase contain?

Why so much mystery?
Miguel: (From outside, as if inside the briefcase) Let me out, let me out
and I will show you many things.
Asmodeo: (turns away very frightened) Who? Who is there?
Angelito 2: (with a voice from beyond the grave) We are the Jonas
Broders
Angelito 1: And we will sing if you don't open this briefcase
Gabriel: Open it and you will know
Luciferia: No! Wait, you can't open it yet!
Asmodeo: (To the audience) Isn't it true that they told me to open it?
Diablita: Yes, let him open it (to the public) Let him open it, let him open it!
Miguel: Come on, just a little bit, I'm suffocating.
Asmodeo: (Also frightened) No, no! Who is speaking?
Gabriel: Oh, how bad you are! How bad!
Asmodeo: (desperate with curiosity, he circles around the briefcase, while
singing) How can it be, that I can't see what's in this briefcase? I think that
if I look at it a little bit, they won't even notice. On one side and that's it.
(To the public) Shall I open it a little? (about to uncover the suitcase,
when Satan enters)

Satan: (Very scared) Don't open it, don't open it.

Asmodeo pays no attention. He opens the suitcase and at that moment

the angels enter.
Satan: (Covering himself) You fool! What did you do? You've already
ruined all my plans. We were going to open it until the new elections to
corrupt all the parties, I mean all the shepherds!!!! (He runs out, shouting
loudly)
Asmodeo: What happened to me? I can't see! My eyes, my eyes!
Miguel: (Begins to stretch as if he had been locked in the briefcase) Don't
worry, I don't hurt anyone, I hurt a little sometimes, but when people get
used to me, they don't change me for anything.
Luzbelia: Who are you?
Gabriel: We are the Tri team and we are going to make a pachangón like
the match vs. Colombia, no, we are angels, how do you see?
Luciferia: And what is that?
Angelito 1: Well, those sent from heaven!
Angelito 2: With wings and halo and everything
Rafael: Take a good look at us and you will know.
Asmodeo: I can't open my eyes.
Gabriel: Of course you can! Do not be afraid. Open your eyes slowly, little
by little, walk.
Asmodeo: (Blinking) I'm having a hard time, but I can see you now. (looks
around, then into the briefcase) it looks like daytime! What about this?
Wow! Tickets! And they are for me? With this, I can buy my Cheyenne!
(begins to put them in his pockets)
Rafael: No, with that they would corrupt you more than you already are,
come to your senses, this is the brightest night of all.
Asmodeo: Why?
Gabriel: And this money was for you to give to the shepherds and
convince them not to go to Bethlehem!
Asmodeo: (Crazed) It's mine, mine! No one else's!
Diablita: Oh, what a brute!
Gabriel: (to Michael) It is hopeless. (Again to Asmodeus) Listen, in
Bethlehem Jesus will be born, the savior of the world.

Asmodeo pays no attention, keeps stuffing bills in his pockets and runs
off with the briefcase.

Luciferia: And you can save me?

Gabriel: I don't think so.
Luciferia: What should I do?
Rafael: Mmmm, manita, renounce to the material and go as a hermit... .
Luciferia: But, I don't know how.
Gabriel: I can teach you, become a magistrate of the Supreme Court
Miguel: (Giving Gabriel a slap) No! Are you out of your mind?
Angelito 1: (To the public) Of these angels one does not become one,
Angelito 2: Well, the truth is, no

The shepherds enter in haste. The Diablos go into hiding. Satan looks on
from the outside very angrily.

Gila: Look, look there!

Celfa: That's where the light comes from!
Fileno: How wonderful!
Bartolo: What a glow!
Margarita: It's the Bicentennial Parade!
Petra: It had to be you again!
Petra: (to the angels) And who are these?
Miguel: We are the PFP, I mean, the angels.
Natalia: And where do they come from?
Raphael: Of that star that points the way to Bethlehem.
Celfa: And what are they doing here?
Angelito 2: Well, this way, for a walk,
Angelito 1: No, you fool, we are here to help the shepherds!
Michael: We came to guide them to Bethlehem to go and worship the
child, but we went down to investigate why no one was following us and
when we arrived at this crossroads, we knew what the cause was.
Bato: What was it?
Gabriel: Satan had spread thick fog everywhere, so much that we saw
nothing and got lost in the new subway line.
Cleophas: And what happened next?
Rafael: Satan wanted to corrupt them with the money from the briefcase,
it was a trap.
Petra: No wonder everything was so dark.
Margarita: And I thought the CFE had cut off our electricity!
Gabriel: It was only for a while, Satan cannot with us, because everyone
who wants to know, to know or to be free, looks for us and finds us.
Gila: And you, how did you find us?
Michael: Ah! We saw them on Carmen Aristegui's newscast
Rafael: No menso! We follow a poor soul in pain, but that soul is already
condemned.
Bartolo: And where is it?
Miguel: This is where I was. (Looking for Asmodeo) Where did you go?

Asmodeo comes out, the shepherds retreat in fear.

Cleophas: This one looks familiar (To Asmodeus) You weren't you
governor of a state or something?
Gabriel: Don't be afraid (to Luzbelia) And you, didn't you want to go to
Bethlehem?
Luzbelia: Yes.
Miguel: Well, no way, you can't, you have to face justice.
Gabriel: (Mocking) They're going to take you out of the game!
Angelito 2: (mocking) and we are going to win!
Fileno: We can also be guided there?
Rafael: To anyone who wants to come.
Celfa: We will finally arrive in Bethlehem.
Miguel: Ready?
All: Ready.

At that moment Satan and Chamuco come out to try to stop it in a last
effort. The angels begin a combat with the angels, with tridents and
swords, and of course, the angels win. In a corner Satan tearfully scolds
all his demons.

Satan: Dummies! Everything went wrong! They are such... pen...itents!

but I will take my revenge, you will be thrown in the can, but I will continue
with my power, I have already caused deluges to fall in the south of the
country and now I will provoke an earthquake like the one in 1985...
Diablita: I won't be able to do any more mischief!

They all leave, the stage is empty, Joseph and Mary return and the
request for an inn is resumed:

Joseph and Mary: We come from Nazareth, I am a carpenter named

Joseph ...
Natalia and Cleophas: I do not care about the name, let me sleep,
because I told you that we will not open...
Joseph and Mary: Inn asks you, beloved landlord, for just one night, the
queen of heaven...
Natalia and Cleophas: Well if it is a queen, who asks, how is it that at
night, walks so alone?
Joseph: My wife is Mary is queen of heaven and mother will be the Divine
Word ...
Natalia and Cleophas: Are you Joseph? Your wife is Maria? Enter
pilgrims, I did not know them...

The shepherds in procession begin to dance and sing and go out to the
stage with gifts for the Baby Jesus, they approach to where Joseph and
Mary are already settled in their respective places, the angels also settle.

Petra: (Kneeling before the nativity scene) Let's go shepherds to

Bethlehem, where Jesus will be to bring us good,
Natalia: Jesus is here, Jesus is here, praise be to God!
Cleophas: Let us all go with light to the way, to the way of love
Bartolo: Sing, jump and clap your hands because Jesus is coming.
Gila: The star stopped here, no doubt this is Bethlehem,
Bato: Where our King, Jesus the Redeemer, was born.
Celfa: Awaken child Jesus, bring peace and freedom.
Margarita: And our path illuminate, with your blessed divine light
Fileno: Never abandon your flock, be our great shepherd.
All: (Invite the public) Come all of you with light, to the path to the path of
love. Make noise, jump, sing, because Jesus is born.
Mary: This beautiful child wants to go to sleep, make his bed in the lemon
balm
Joseph: Silver lemon balm, ivory tower, this beautiful child is going to
sleep...

At that moment the Three Wise Men enter and offer their gifts to the Baby
Jesus

Gabriel: Glory to God in the highest!!!!

Michael, Raphael and angels: And peace on Earth to men of good will!!!!

Everyone kneels around the nativity scene and begins to sing Silent
Night, the singing gradually dissolves and the Alleluia can be heard in the
background.

FINAL CLOSING