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Don Johnson I was a Miami
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Fiona Apple. I was 13 when
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I dont know about you, but I
feel like October flew by. I dont
know exactly where it went, but
Im finding it really hard to be-
lieve that this is the last issue of
the month.
Before we know it probably
next week as Halloween candy
goes on clearance Tuesday morn-
ing Christmas music will
pierce our eardrums, and the
Oh-My-God-I-Havent-Even-
Thought-About-Starting-My-
Christmas-Shopping panic will
set in. It happens every year, and
it grinds my gears every year.
Dont get me wrong, I adore
Christmas. I love the family time,
I love putting up my tree (except
for the lights) and wrapping
presents as the Yule log beauti-
fully burns on my TV screen.
And I even love Christmas music
eventually.
I dont know exactly when
Halloween gave way to Christ-
mas, skipping the glorious holi-
day that is Thanksgiving, but I
dont like it. I can watch
one of my favorite holi-
day movies, National
Lampoons Christmas
Vacation, 37 times a
season, but I almost
gagged this past weekend
when I saw it on cable.
Too soon!
I think that we have
become so accustomed to
rushing everything along,
that sooner or later, were
going to look back and
say, When the hell did
2020 come along? and not re-
member a damn thing.
So lets slow down, friends.
Lets enjoy the coming weeks
between Halloween and Thanks-
giving, lets enjoy the crunch of
leaves underfoot, the crisp au-
tumn air, the big Turkey Day
spread. Then and only then
lets let the Christmas season
officially begin.
(Im talking to you, local radio
stations. Dont you dare put
holiday music on before 6 a.m.
Black Friday. I think theres a law
against it. And if there isnt, there
should be.)
Whats your big gripe about
the holidays? Share with me at
letters@theweekender.com. Until
next week, Im going to enjoy
autumn, the most wonderful time
of the year. Thanks for reading!
Nikki M. Mascali
Weekender Editor
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This weeks column hits
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Rising remembers the good ole
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ALBUM REVIEWS: Janes Addiction returns with its rst album in more than eight years.
24
A family squabble comes front and
center in STAGE. 48
Which Comedian of Chelsea Lately got duped
by their boss? Find out in SORRY MOM & DAD.
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15
LISTINGS
THIS JUST IN ... 10
CONCERTS ... 20-21
LIVE ENTERTAINMENT ... 22
THEATER ... 31
AGENDA ... 34-35, 38-39, 42-44
SPEAK & SEE ... 45-46
MUSIC
FAMILY ANIMALS 13
ALBUM REVIEWS ... 18
CHARTS ... 18
MUSIC ON THE MENU 25
STAGE & SCREEN
NOVEL APPROACH ... 16
STAGE ... 24
MOVIE REVIEW... 26
RALPHIE REPORT ... 30
STARSTRUCK ... 40
FOOD & FASHION
NEWS OF THE WEIRD ... 7
DISH ... 32
PUZZLE ... 34
TIPS FROM A BARBIE CHICK 40
BITCH & BRAG 41
BUT THEN AGAIN ... 53
MISC.
TECH TALK ... 17
SIGN LANGUAGE ... 28
SORRY MOM & DAD ... 48
MOTORHEAD ... 51
SHOWUS SOME SKIN ... 51
SCOOTER GIRL 53
WEEKENDER MAN ... 69
WEEKENDER MODEL ... 70
ON THE COVER
DESIGN BY ... STEVE HUSTED
VOLUME 18 ISSUE 50
index
Oct. 26-Nov. 1, 2011
news of the weird
By Chuck Shepherd
Weekender Wire Services
HAPPY FEET
My ultimate dream is to be
buried in a deep ocean close to
where penguins live, explained
the former Alfred David, 79,
otherwise known in his native
Belgium as Monsieur Pingouin
(Mr. Penguin), so named because
a 1968 auto accident left him
with a waddle in his walk that he
decided to embrace with gusto.
(His wife abandoned the mar-
riage when he made the name
change official; evidently, being
Mrs. Penguin was not what she
had signed up for.) Mr. Pingouin
started a penguin-item museum
that ultimately totaled 3,500
items, and he created a hooded,
full-body black-and-white pen-
guin outfit that, according to a
September Reuters dispatch, he
wears daily in his waddles
around his Brussels neighbor-
hood of Schaerbeek.
LATEST RELIGIOUS
MESSAGES
-- Polls report that as many as
57 percent of Russians notice
signs of a cult surrounding
Prime Minister Vladimir Putin,
according to a September Spiegel
Online dispatch, and a chief cult
leader is Mother Fotina, 62,
who has a following of thousands
among Russian Orthodox practi-
tioners and believes herself to be
the reincarnation of Joan of Arc
and Putin to be St. Paul. God,
she said, has appointed Putin to
Russia to prepare for the coming
of Jesus Christ. Mother Fotina
was a convicted embezzler in the
1990s, and critics suspect her
devotion to Putin is a ruse to
deflect law-enforcement atten-
tion.
-- Sheriffs deputies in Bergh-
olz, Ohio, arrested three Amish
men in October and charged
them in incidents in which other
Amish men and women had their
homes invaded and their hair
(and mens beards) cut off
supposedly grave insults. The
three are part of an 18-family
breakaway sect of Amish who
were said to be exacting revenge
upon mainstream Amish for
insufficiently pious behavior. The
bishop of the breakaways, Sam
Mullet, 65, denied the arrestees
were acting under his authority.
QUESTIONABLE
JUDGMENTS
-- Snakeman Raymond Hos-
er, of Park Orchards, Australia,
was about to be fined in August
for violating his Commercial
Wildlife Demonstrator License
by failing to keep at least
three meters distance between
his venomous snakes and the
public when he hit upon a
defense: He would prove that he
had de-venomized the deadly
taipan and death adder snakes by
allowing them to bite his 10-year-
old daughter on the arm.
(Though both bites drew blood,
the girl was otherwise unhurt.
Said Hoser, (I)f theyd been
venomous, shed have been dead
in two minutes.)
FINE POINTS OF THE LAW
-- A judge in Nice, France,
ruled in September that Article
215 of the French civil code
(defining marriage as a shared
communal life) in fact requires
that husband and wife have sex.
A husband identified only as
Jean-Louis B. had evidently lost
interest years earlier, and his wife
was granted a divorce. Apparent-
ly emboldened by her victory,
she then filed a monetary claim
against the husband for the 21-
year-long lack of sex, and the
judge awarded her 10,000 euros
(about $13,710).
-- It might well be excessive
force if a sheriffs deputy beats
and pepper-sprays a black motor-
ist who had been stopped only
because the deputy saw the mo-
torist without a fastened seatbelt.
A district court judge had con-
cluded that the force was surely
justified, but the U.S. Court of
Appeals for the Ninth Circuit
said in August that excessiveness
of force was for a jury to eval-
uate. (The deputys explanation:
The motorist, waiting for the
deputy to finish his report, was
sitting on a curb eating a bowl of
broccoli, and the deputy had to
beat him down, he said, out of
fear that the motorist would
throw the broccoli at him and
then attack him.)
LEAST COMPETENT
CRIMINALS
Bank Robbers Not Ready for
Prime Time: (1) Thomas Love,
40, was arrested in New Castle
County, Del., in October after he
had walked out of a WSFS Bank
empty-handed. According to
police, Love had presented a
demand note to a teller, who
couldnt make out the writing
and handed it back, provoking
Love to flee. (2) Henry Elmer,
56, was arrested in Yuma, Ariz.,
in October where he had just sat
down to enjoy a beer at the Vil-
lage Inn Pizza Parlor. Police
identified Elmer as the man who
just moments earlier had robbed
the Wells Fargo bank in the same
block and fled the few steps to
the Village Inn (which is also just
across the street from the Yuma
Police Station).
RECURRING THEMES
Soon, it might be absolutely
impossible to get hurt in Britain
because of stringent health
and safety rules. St. Marys
Church in Cottingham an-
nounced it would go without an
overhead light because govern-
ment rules require that it rig
scaffolding to change the light
bulb in its 30-foot-high ceiling.
(Using a ladder would be un-
safe.) And following the August
riots in London, hundreds of
volunteers took to the streets to
speed the cleanup process, but at
several junctures, police turned
them away, fearful that the civic-
minded workers lacked the sense
to avoid cutting themselves on
the broken glass and debris. W
Handy Addresses:
NewsoftheWeird.blogspot.com,
WeirdUniverse.net,
WeirdNews@earthlink.net,
NewsoftheWeird.com and P.O.
Box 18737, Tampa FL 33679.
Urban farming is growing more popular among city-
dwelling progressives committed to eating local foods,
but that usually involves gardens in backyards. For
Robert McMinn and Jules Corkery, it means raising two
chickens in their one-bedroom apartment in New York
City just to have a supply of fresh eggs. I dont think
its the ideal situation, McMinn told the New York Dai-
ly News in October. However, he said, the hens are
cute. Theyre fun to (watch) run around. Theyre excit-
ed when we come home. On the other hand, he said,
(T)hey poop everywhere.
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By Weekender Staff
weekender@theweekender.com
BEHIND THE IRON
CURTAIN
The University of Scran-
ton will host its 5th annual
East German Film Festival
Tuesday-Thursday, Nov. 1-3
at 7 p.m. in the Pearn Au-
ditorium of Brennan Hall
(320 Madison Ave., Scran-
ton). The festival features
three films from the Rebels
with a Cause series that
was screened at the Mu-
seum of Modern Art in
New York in 2005.
Berlin Schonhauser
Corner, a teen epic touted
as East Germanys Rebel
Without a Cause, will be
shown Nov. 1, the comedy
Carbide and Sorrel will
be presented Nov. 2 and the
romance drama Her Third
will be screened Nov. 3. A
summary of each film,
shown with English subtitles,
follows the screenings.
For info, call
570.941.4014.
READY TO SHAMROCK
The Wilkes-Barre/Scran-
ton Shamrocks announced
last week that it has signed
Syracuse Universitys Josh
Amidon for its 2012 season.
Amidon played midfield
for Syracuse and was the
teams co-captain his senior
year. He received the United
States Intercollegiate La-
crosse Association Honor-
able Mention All-American
for the past two years.
We are very pleased that
Josh has agreed to play for
the Shamrocks, said Head
Coach Barry Powless in a
press release. We look for-
ward to Josh bringing his
positive attitude and desire
to win to the Shamrocks.
The Shamrocks will begin
play in January at the Mo-
hegan Sun Arena (255
Highland Park Blvd.,
Wilkes-Barre Twp.). For in-
fo, visit wbshamrocks.com.
THE WALKING DEAD
Bart & Urbys (119 S.
Main St., Wilkes-Barre) and
CarlsBeerTours.com are
sponsoring a Zombie Pub
Crawl Monday, Oct. 31. The
crawl begins at Bart & Ur-
bys at 5 p.m. before head-
ing to Senunas (133 N.
Main St.) and Rodanos (53
Public Square).
Bart & Urbys will host an
Afterlife Party with DJ
Nick Spaceman at 9 p.m.
Cost to crawl is $5, pro-
ceeds benefit local flood
victims. The crawl features
drink specials, giveaways and
more.
MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC
The Million Dollars of
Music CD and Record
Fair will be held Sunday,
Nov. 20 from 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
at St. Marys Center (320
Mifflin Ave., Scranton).
This free-admission fair
features more than 100,000
CDs, DVDs and records
available for buying, selling,
trading and appraising.
For more info, contact
Jack Skutnik at
607.427.9698 or visit NYRe-
cordFairs.com.
MAKING WORK
HEALTHY
The Greater Wilkes-
Barre Chamber of Com-
merce, in partnership with
Blue Cross of Northeastern
Pennsylvania and Cham-
berChoice, recently present-
ed the 2011 Healthy Work-
place Awards to the Hilton
Garden Inn and Sallie Mae.
For more info, visit
gwbchamber.org.
A HELPING HAND
The Mellow Theater at
Lackawanna College (501
Vine St., Scranton) will host
Neighbors Helping Neigh-
bors: A Concert Benefiting
Flood Victims on Thursday,
Oct. 27 at 7 p.m.
The tentative lineup fea-
tures Mark Woodyatt of
Rogue Chimp, Dani-elle
and Music City, Sarah Yz-
kanin of Dealer in Wares
and The Coal Town Round-
ers and more.
All proceeds benefit a
local American Red Cross
chapter. Tickets are $10 and
are available at the door,
etix.com or at the box of-
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nspiration comes from many
places, but for Scranton band
Family Animals latest EP,
Bonfire, the band looked no
further than Halloween.
We all always loved Hallo-
ween as kids and The Nightmare
Before Christmas and horror
movies and stuff, drummer/
vocalist Anthony Viola said in an
e-mail interview. We also al-
ways wanted to do an actual
Halloween-themed album per-
taining more towards our heavier/
rougher music and were also
inspired by the Halloween Sur-
prise video by one of our favor-
ite bands, locals And the Money-
notes.
So at the end of September,
Viola, and his brother, band
guitarist/vocalist Jesse Viola,
decided to finally act on their
love of the upcoming holiday.
They wrote, performed, recorded,
mixed and mastered Bonfires
four songs in just four weeks,
taking a fast-deadline approach
from their other muses, Matt
Stone and Trey Parker, the cre-
ators of South Park, who pro-
duce most of their episodes the
week before they air.
They said they tried to write
stuff a couple weeks beforehand,
and it always comes out not as
funny and over-thought, Antho-
ny Viola said. This just made a
lot of sense to us cause our last
album was done with no time
frame, and when we had all the
time in the world to do it, we
over-thought it and second-
guessed it. So we thought what-
ever we come up with, well lay
down and just release it we
wont over-think it cause we
wont give ourselves time to.
The brothers came up with
songs like Food For The Soil,
which is somewhat based on a
man who took out life insurance
policies on his kids and poisoned
their Pixy Stix on Halloween.
Brian Langan drew the cover
art for Bonfire, which is avail-
able on bandcamp.com for free
or a $3 download and will soon
be available on iTunes and other
distribution sites.
Family Animals, which also
features Frank DeSando and
Ryan Parks, plan to incorporate
Bonfire into its live shows.
We feel the first two cuts are
the Halloween songs, and the
last two are just songs that we
thought kept the same vibe,
Viola said.
Bonfire was the bands first
recordings with some new equip-
ment it has, and Viola expected it
wont be the last.
Now that we have the versatil-
ity of recording at home, people
can expect a lot more releases
and more often from Family
Animals. Hopefully, the future
holds a full-length recording
paired with a tour and some new
merchandise. W
Find Family Animals on
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By Stephanie DeBalko
Weekender Staff Writer
Makin country music
Touring with Willie is more than just
banditry, Always On My Mind
and pot
M
ickey Raphaels
career as the
harmonica player
planted rmly
alongside Willie Nelson began
almost three decades ago in the
casual way one would expect.
Raphael knew Darrell Royal,
the coach for the University
of Texas at Austin, who was a
friend of Nelsons and a music
acionado.
(Royal) got word to me in
Dallas that they were having
a little pickin party, Raphael
explained in his slight twang
when he checked in with the
Weekender from his home in
Nashville, Tenn., a few weeks
ago. I think Charley Pride was
there, Willie was there, several
other singer/songwriters. And
thats when I rst met Willie,
and he heard me play, and he
said, Oh, if youre ever around,
and were playing somewhere,
come sit in.
I didnt know who Wil-
lie was, and I had no country
background. I kind of grew up,
at that time, with The Rolling
Stones and The Beatles and The
Band and (Bob) Dylan and Neil
Young. So thats kind of where
my music tastes lay, but hearing
Willie for the rst time, it really
got my attention.
And obviously, he got Wil-
lies.
Raphael, with a warmth and
kindness that transcends phone
lines and stage lights, is pre-
cisely the kind of person you
could imagine sitting around
with, drinking beers and making
music. Its a no-brainer that he
and Nelson get along, on and off
the stage, and fans will get to
see that compatibility for them-
selves when Willie Nelson and
Family make a jaunt through
the area at Penns Peak in Jim
Thorpe on Sunday, Oct. 30.
As for Raphael, he has his
own reasons as to why he thinks
his relationship with Nelson is
so symbiotic.
Just a mutual respect on
his part, and me, I guess its
idolatry, he said, laughing. He
still surprises me every night
with his guitar skills. And we
play well off each other, and
we know how to listen. Thats
something hes really taught me,
is that less is more.
Raphael has worked with
artists across the spectrum, from
Motley Crue to Kenny Chesney,
and he attributes the growth
hes experienced as a musician
in part to working with Nelson,
who released his latest CD,
Country Music last year.
Playing with Willie has just
been a great proving ground,
because hes somewhat of a jazz
musician, he said. His timing
is very unique, and the chords
he plays are jazz chords, and its
been a real test to keep up with
him.
In junior high school, Raphael
fell in love with his instru-
ment after hearing the blues
harmonica player Don Brooks
play at a coffee house in the
60s. Now, Nelsons unique
style helps to keep Raphael on
his toes.
Thats kind of been my
school, he explained, laugh-
ing. Because (Nelson) encom-
passes all kinds of genres of
music. From country to jazz to
blues, I mean he covers every-
thing, you couldnt put a label
on it. So Ive had to be able to
t in or play a lot of different
styles.
That lack of pigeonholing
adds a sense of surprise to live
shows, since no one in the
band knows exactly whats
going to happen. Nelson has
even debuted new songs in the
middle of a set.
Live shows, anything can
go, Raphael said. Theres
no set list, so basically, Willie
starts the songs, and we follow.
Everybodys been playing
these songs for 30 years or
more. We know the tunes, but
we never know what hes go-
ing to do.
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side from a little unpre-
dictability, life on the
road with Nelson seems
to be very low-key.
I get up, I might go over to
his bus about 10 or 11 and have
a coffee with him, Raphael
said. And hes either listen-
ing to Sirius Radio, the Willie
channel or whatever, or watch-
ing cowboy movies or visiting
with his sister, or he might go
for a bike ride we both have
bicycles out on the road.
Of course, weve all heard the
stories about Nelsons penchant
for a certain psychoactive drug.
He was arrested and charged for
possession of marijuana found
on his tour bus in western Texas
last year, and hes co-chair of
the National Organization for
the Reform of Marijuana Laws
advisory board. Raphael noted
that since he wasnt present for
Nelsons arrest, he cant really
talk about it.
Theres three buses, so
theres smoking, non-smoking
and then Willies bus. I ride on
the non-smoking bus, so I dont
really know what goes on on
any of the other buses But,
I mean, it doesnt take great
police work to bust him. And he
doesnt deal drugs.
He did use a bit of humor to
neutralize the situation.
We just played a big concert
for the Texas Sheriffs Asso-
ciation after all that trouble, so
nobodys taken it personally, he
said, laughing.
The show at Penns Peak falls
on the night before Halloween,
and when this was brought to
Raphaels attention, he joked
that it might be the perfect op-
portunity to fulll one of his
minor aspirations.
I wonder if we should dress
up, he said. I always wanted
to come out on stage as the Vil-
lage People.
Raphael jokingly intimated
that Willie might be up for it.
Well, he could be the cow-
boy, I guess, he said. We can
just get him in short pants. W
Willie Nelson and Family:
Sun., Oct. 30, 8 p.m.,
Penns Peak
(325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe).
$59.25-$64.25.
Tickets/info: 866.605.7325,
pennspeak.com
I ride on the non-smoking bus, so I
dont really know what goes on on any of
the other buses But, I mean, it doesnt
take great police work to bust him.
Willie Nelsons harmonica player Mickey Raphael WILLIE NELSON
MICKEY RAPHAEL
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E
very second of every day,
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once in a blue moon, but most of
the people who head west in
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achieve half of what theyre
hoping for. And those who do
usually end up paying a steep
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In the new book, Starmaker:
Life as a Hollywood Publicist
with Farrah, the Rat Pack and
600 More Stars Who Fired Me,
personal manager, publicist and
producer Jay Bernstein (as told to
Larry Cortez Hamm with David
Rubini) tells a cautionary tale
about the pitfalls and perils of
Tinsletown.
The stars in the book are of a
different generation, and its
likely some people will scoff at
the mention of them (Farrah
Fawcett? Suzanne Somers?). But
for an insiders look at the glam-
orous world we all perceive Hol-
lywood to be, Bernstein does a
pretty decent job of giving the
gritty details when hes legally
allowed to do so even when it
makes him look chauvinistic and
conniving.
In Bernsteins Hollywood, the
stars are what make the movies,
not the other way around, and
although Hollywood is still a
literal and figurative place that
holds some of its former tales of
lore, the parameters for reaching
fame have changed. Today, you
no longer need to be a good actor
or land a ton of roles. You just
have to make a sex tape and let
the world watch you fight with
your family, and fame and for-
tune come rolling your way.
And though Starmaker is a
nostalgic look at the film and
television industries, its by no
means romantic. Bernstein
worked his tail off, and his inside
perspective puts smudges all over
Tinsletowns shiny veneer. The
major downfall of the book is
that there is so much information
that some of the best bits get lost
in the shuffle.
Bernstein had quite a few
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to making deals and dough, but
one persons erratic and aloof
attitude gave him a run for his
money: Frank Sinatra. Its stories
like the ones about Frank and the
rest of the Rat Pack, along with
his anecdotal tales about some of
his publicity ploys, that make the
book worth reading.
The afterword in Starmaker
notes that Bernstein, who was
collaborating with Hamm, passed
away suddenly in 2006 before he
could write more thoroughly
about some of his other Holly-
wood cohorts. Hamm also passed
away in 2009, so though the book
is bursting with reminiscences,
there is much more that has been
left unsaid.
Bernstein was in his prime in
the 70s, when Charlie still had
his Angels and ThighMaster
wasnt yet a twinkle in anyones
eye. Hes responsible for some of
the most iconic faces in film
history, whether the general
public realizes it or not, and his
honesty about his own behavior
and motives, as well as those of
his clients, make Starmaker an
amusing, if slightly superficial,
read.
California
dreams
Starmaker
By Jay Bernstein
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Weekender Staff Writer
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B
efore encountering the
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it.
It turns out that its South
Koreas third largest mobile
phone producer, just behind
Samsung and LG names that
are widely known and well-
respected.
I didnt have any expectations
one way or another when I
cracked open the box and power-
ed up the phone. I noted that it
was extremely light, compared to
my HTC Thunderbolt.
From a style perspective, the
Breakout bears a passing re-
semblance to some Samsung
devices: Muted chrome trim,
tapered edges, etc. It does have
some physical buttons on the
front, bucking the trend of in-
tegrated, touch sensitive hard
keys.
The underside of the case is
rubberized and feels sturdy. Its
textured, not just for decoration,
but, as I later noticed, it will stay
put if I place it at a modest angle
on a slanted surface.
The Breakout is surprisingly
capable for its price. Its a 4G
device, with high-speed data
and front and rear facing cam-
eras. One thing that lags other
higher-end models is the 5-
megapixel camera (which is
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It has a 1 Ghz processor,
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One thing I found lacking
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Overall, if youre not obsessed
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Janes Addiction has always
been a band that walks the
fine line between genius and
madness.
While on paper, the bands
career spans more than 25
years, during that time Janes
Addiction has disbanded and
reunited numerous times (occa-
sionally with extensive gaps
between the two) and, at
times, is more off than
on. And, despite the bands
large following, Janes has
released a grand total of just
four studio albums, most re-
cently The Great Escape Art-
ist, which is its first in more
than eight years.
While album opener Under-
ground starts off sounding
like a classic Janes Addiction
tune, the tempo and energy
that one might expect never
really develops. In fact, as
The Great Escape Artist
plays on, an overriding theme
of reflection and introspection
becomes apparent especially
with tracks like End To The
Lies, Irresistible Force and
Ill Hit You Back. Only on
the closing track, Words
Right Out Of My Mouth,
does the band turn up the
volume at all, and by that
point, it serves mainly to put
a period on the end of the
sentence that is the album.
Throughout the length of
The Great Escape Artist, the
music has a light, spacey feel
that is punctuated and overlain
by Perry Farrells, somber,
echoing vocal work, with song
lyrics that make the listener
feel as though he or she is
being told a tale by someone
who is grizzled and tired, yet
still proud.
With the turbulence of youth
well behind, Janes Addiction
has been able to create a more
mature, more developed album
in The Great Escape Artist.
While it has none of the errat-
ic spontaneity that was a
trademark of the bands sound
in its youth, these songs are
still poignant and powerful. It
is a perfect piece to mark this
era of Janes Addictions ca-
reer, when the band has reac-
hed the point where it has
nothing left to prove but still
has a lot to say.
-- Michael Irwin
Weekender Correspondent
RATING:
W W W W1/2
Janes Addiction
The Great Escape
Artist
ALBUM REVIEWS
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Billboard Top Rock Songs
San Francisco thrashers Machine Head
turned metal on its ear in 1994 with its
debut, Burn My Eyes, an utter concrete
slab of music that helped usher in a new
era of sonically dense metal post Pantera.
After a few bumps in the road, the band
redeemed itself big time with 2007s
intricately intense The Blackening.
Machine Head continues that forward
progression and further redefining of
heavy with Unto The Locust. Kicking
off with an eerily unsettling choral chant
before slamming into frontman/guitarist
Robb Flynns familiar, gloriously detuned
guitar chugging, the epic eight-minute,
three-sectioned I Am Hell (Sonata in
C#) is as violently fast and aggressive as
anything the bands ever done. Be Still
And Know features intro harmony licks
ripped from the playbook of Avenged
Sevenfolds guitarist Synyster Gates, with
a dark lyrical/melody line that gives way
to some of Flynn and lead guitarist Phil
Demmels finest six-string venom.
The disc successfully integrates the
classic Machine Head crush with contem-
porary nuances, like the rubbery guitar
pulse in Locust, and a vocal approach
ironically taking its cue from the gener-
ation of metalcore bands Machine Head
inspired, a la Killswitch Engage. Flynn
growling the would-be war cry in mad-
ness we shall reign amid a flurry of
tempo changes in the nightmarish Pearls
Before The Swine shows the band still
smacks of brutality 20 years in.
Easily accessible to youngbloods reared
on Bullet For My Valentine, yet never
alienating the old-school Overkill and
Testament-bred thrashers, Unto The
Locust is the crossover metal master-
piece that should truly bring Machine
Head to the masses.
-- Mark Uricheck
Weekender Correspondent
Machine Head
Unto The Locust
Rating: W W W W1/2
Machine's metal
masterpiece
Alesana is a concept-album aficionado,
having paid homeage to Greek mytholo-
gy, fairy tales, and now, with A Place
Where The Sun Is Silent, Dantes In-
ferno.
The result is a heavy, almost lofty out-
ing split into Act One: The Gate and
Act Two: The Immortal Sill that melds
the emo-ish vocals of Shawn Milke and
screaming of Dennis Lee with opulent
orchestration and airy backing vocals
courtesy Milkes sister, Melissa.
The siblings vocals play nicely off
each other on The Dark Wood Of Error.
A Forbidden Dance gives the first taste
of Lees demonic growling.
Hand In Hand With The Damned is
radio friendly (and lighter than its title).
Beyond The Sacred Glass is nearly
poppy, thanks to Milke, so its off-putting
when Lee does the same lyrics in the
background. The Temptress could be a
standout, but Lee again distracts.
Vestige is the albums star, with its
jaunty, vaudeville turn midway through
before it fades on tinkling piano. Act One
closer Lullaby Of The Crucified is
symphonic, complete with a choir that
adds depth.
Act Two begins with sweeping violin
and piano on Before Him All Shall Scat-
ter, Labyrinth is melodic, building up
into a bone-crushing frenzy before taper-
ing off, and The Fiend has gorgeous
cello and violin behind frantic guitar.
The Wanderer is a short dirge twirling
like a music box while A Gilded Mas-
querade starts slowly and softly, before
blasting in with Lees growls.
A Place Where The Sun Is Silent
deftly shows Alesanas ambition and
lyrical prowess, but theres a pretentious-
ness that makes one wonder how long
fans will put up with and understand
it.
-- Nikki M. Mascali
Weekender Editor
Daunting
Dante
Alesana
A Place Where The Sun Is
Silent
Rating: W W1/2
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- Comedians of Chelsea Lately: Oct.
29
- The Temptations: Nov. 13
- Sinbad: Dec. 4
ELEANOR RIGBYS
603 Route 6, Jermyn
www.myspace.com/eleanorrigbys
- The Acacia Strain / Terror / Stray
From The Path / Harms Way / Bring
The Heat: Oct. 27, 7 p.m., $13-$15
- Motionless In White: Oct. 28, 6 p.m.,
$10-$12
- Agnostic Front / The Mongoloids /
Naysayer / Strength For A Reason /
Amends: Nov. 5, 6:30 p.m., $12-$14
- Mustard Plug / Flatfoot 56: Nov. 13,
7 p.m., $12-$14
- We Came As Romans / Falling In
Reverse / Sleeping With Sirens /
Attilla / For All I Am: Dec. 1, 7 p.m.,
$17-$20
F.M. KIRBY CENTER
71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre
Phone: 570.826.1100
- Classic Albums: Abbey Road, The
Beatles: Nov. 3, 7:30 p.m., $17-$37
- Tommy James and The Shondells
plus Mitch Ryder: Nov. 5, 7:30 p.m.,
$39.50-$49.50
- Joe Nardones Doo Wop Vol. 3: Nov.
11, 7 p.m., $39.50-$49.50 (tickets for
original 9/10 date honored)
- U.S. Army Field Band & Soldiers
Chorus: Nov. 15, 7 p.m., free
- Wilkes University presents Thomas
Friedman: Nov. 16, 7:30 p.m., $12-$22
- Manheim Steamroller: Nov. 29, 7:30
p.m., $61-$81
- ABBA: Arrival: Jan. 8, 7 p.m., $24-
$34
- NEPA Philharmonic The Sound of
Christmas: Dec. 16, 7 p.m., $64.75-
$73.45
- ABBA: Arrival: Jan. 8, 7 p.m., $30.65-
$41.65
- Darius Rucker: Jan. 20, 8 p.m.,
$52-$92
- Kathleen Madigan: Gone Madigan:
Jan. 27, 8 p.m., $27
- Lisa Lampanelli: Feb. 18, 8 p.m.,
$37.75
- NEPA Philharmonic Broadway Love
Songs: Feb. 10, 8 p.m., $64.75-$73.45
- Pink Floyd Experience: Feb. 21, 7:30
p.m., $28-$38
- Gaelic Storm / Enter The Haggis:
March 1, 7:30 p.m., $22-$32
- Ladysmith Black Mambazo: March
15, 7:30 p.m., $26-$36
- Best of Second City: March 23, 8
p.m., $28
- NEPA Philharmonic The Music of
Gershwin: April 14, 8 p.m., $64.75-
$73.45
- Vicki Lawrence and Mama: A Two
Woman Show: May 4, 8 p.m., $25-$45
- NEPA Philharmonic Tribute to
Benny Goodman: April 14, 8 p.m.,
$64.75-$73.45
MAUCH CHUNK OPERA
HOUSE
14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe
570.325.0249
www.jtams.net
- Hamell on Trial: Oct. 29, 8:30 p.m.,
$15
- Girlyman: Nov. 4, 8:30 p.m., $20
- The Nu-Utopians: Nov. 5, 8:30 p.m.,
$28
- John Denver Tribute: Nov. 12, 8:30
p.m., $25
- Cheryl Wheeler: Nov. 18, 8:30 p.m.,
$20
- Girls Night Out Comedy: Nov. 19,
8:30 p.m., $20
- Gandalf Murphy & The Slambovian
Circus Christmas Show: Dec. 2, 8:30
p.m., $25
- The Peek-A-Boo Revue Holiday
Spectacular: Dec. 3, 8:30 p.m., $20
- Craig Thatcher and Friends Rockin
Christmas Show: Dec. 10, 8:30 p.m.,
$23
- Messiah by Bach and Handel
Chorale: Dec. 17, 3 p.m., $20
- The Tartan Terrors: Dec. 30, 8:30
p.m., $28
MOHEGAN SUN ARENA
255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre
Twp.
- Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey:
Boomaring: Oct. 27-30, TIMES VARY,
$27.30-$92.05
- Furthur: Nov. 5, 7:05 p.m., $57.35-
$67.60
- Third Day / Tenth Avenue North /
Trevor Morgan: Nov. 6, 6 p.m., $25-
$75
- Trans-Siberian Orchestra: Nov. 11, 4
& 8 p.m.
- Guns N Roses: Nov. 20, 7:30 p.m.,
$65.10
- WWE Smackdown: Nov. 22, 7 p.m.,
$15-$65
- Five Finger Death Punch / All That
Remains / Hatebreed / Rev Theory:
Nov. 26, $29.75
- Disneys Phineas and Ferb Live! On
Tour: Dec. 4, 2 &5 p.m., $24.35-$69.85
- Lady Antebellum / Josh Kelley /
Edens Edge: Dec. 16, 7:30 p.m., $39.75-
$59.75
- Rascal Flatts / Sara Evans / Hunter
Hayes: Feb. 17, 7:30 p.m., $25-$59.75
MOUNT AIRY CASINO
RESORT
44 Woodland Rd., Mount Pocono
Phone: 877.682.4791
www.mountairycasino.com
- Flock of Seagulls: Nov. 12, 9 p.m.,
$25-$40, Gypsies
- The Spinners: Nov. 26, 9 p.m., $25-
$40, Gypsies
- Crystal Gayle Holiday Show: Dec. 10,
9 p.m., $25-$40, Gypsies
PENNS PEAK
325 Maury Road, Jim Thorpe
866.605.7325 or visit pennspeak.com.
- The Tubes: Oct. 28, 8 p.m., $22
- Willie Nelson and Family: Oct. 30, 8
p.m., $59.25-$64.25
- The Australian Pink Floyd Show:
Nov. 3, 8 p.m.
- Little River Band: Nov 4, 8 p.m.,
$37.75-$42.75
- Get the Led Out: Nov. 5, 8 p.m.,
$31-$41.75
- REO Speedwagon: Nov. 10, 8 p.m.,
$51.25-$57.25
- Sebastian Bach: Nov. 11, 8 p.m., $32
- Don McLean: Nov. 18, 8 p.m., $32-
$37.75
- Dark Star Orchestra: Nov. 23, 8 p.m.,
$32
- Vanilla Fudge: Dec. 2, 8 p.m., $30
- Ultimate Disco Tribute: Dec. 3, 8
p.m., $25
- The Music of Bill Monroe Featuring
Peter Rowan & The Travelin McCou-
rys: Apr. 22, 8 p.m.
REDWOOD ART SPACE
740 Jumper Road, Plains Twp.
- Death Threat / Swamps / Suburban
Scum / Wrong Answer / Concrete
Reality: Oct. 30, 7:30 p.m.
- Echo Whiskey Charlie / A Fire With
Friends / A Social State / Rafael
Pimmentel: Nov. 4, 7:30 p.m.
- Handguns / Forever Came Falling /
Call Me Out / Your Turning Point:
Nov. 7, 8 p.m.
- Pterodactyl / Upneat Mysic / Tam-
bourine Murder Scene: Nov. 8, 7:30
p.m., $7 all ages
- Terror On The Screen / Pentimento
/ Last Call / Born Without Bones: Nov.
10, 8 p.m.
- Incendiary / Born Low / Unite
Resist / Death Grip / +tba: Nov. 13,
7:30 p.m.
- The Beets / Dirt Vultures / more
TBA: Nov. 15, 7:30 p.m. $7. All ages.
- Dope Body / Child Bite / Mystical
Wizard Business: Nov. 16, 7:30 p.m. $7.
All ages.
- Salvation / Psychic Teens / Night
Sins: Nov. 19, 7:30 p.m. $8. All ages.
- Written Off / Beware / Enough /
Better Times/ +tba: Dec. 19, 8 p.m.
- Dead End Path / War Hungry / Give
/ Leather / Feral Man: Dec. 23, 7:30
p.m.
RIVER STREET JAZZ CAFE
665 N. River St., Plains
Phone: 570.822.2992
- Halloween Forward ft. Perfect
Solution / The Beat Teks: Oct. 27
- Abby Ahmad & Mark Marshall Band:
Oct. 28
- Cabinet: Oct. 29
- Trippin on Nothing (Phish tribute):
Oct. 30
- The Werk: Nov. 3
- Cherokee Red / Dream of Fire /
Brian TV: Nov. 4, 9 p.m. $7. 21+
- Marco Benevento: Nov. 5
- Conscious Pilot / Kai-Lo / Aspect /
Mascara / Corey B: Nov. 10, 9 p.m., $5
advance, $8 day of, 21+
- Start Making Sense (Talking Heads
tribute) / Great White Caps: Nov. 11
- American Babies / Mike Dougherty
Band: Nov. 12
- Misty Mountain: Nov. 19
- Jam Stampede: Nov. 23
- Ryan Montbleau Band / Mike
Dougherty Band: Dec. 17
SHERMAN THEATER
524 Main St., Stroudsburg
Phone: 570.420.2808, www.sherman-
theater.com
- All Time Low / The Ready Set / He
Is We: Oct. 26, 7 p.m., $23.50 ad-
vance, $25 day of
- Rusted Root: Nov. 3, 8 p.m., $25
- Arlo Guthrie: Nov. 4, 8 p.m., $33-$43
- Jon Anderson & Rick Wakeman:
Nov. 5, 8 p.m., $35-$55
- Phil Vassar: Nov. 10, 8 p.m., $26-$36
- Social Distortion / Chuck Ragan:
Nov. 20, 8 p.m., $30
- Reel Big Fish / Streetlight Manifes-
to: Nov. 23, 7 p.m., $20 advance, $23
day of
- Railroad Earth, more: Nov. 25-26, 8
p.m. $30/night/ $55 for both
- Mac Miller / Pac Div / Casey Veg-
gies: Dec. 8, 8 p.m., $22 advance, $25
at door
- The Machine (Pink Floyd tribute):
Dec. 10, 8 p.m., $28-$33
- Twelve Twenty Four: Dec. 15, 7:30
p.m., $22
- Patent Pending: Dec. 23, 6 p.m., $12
- Set Phasers To Stun / This Condi-
tion / Pull The Pin / Brookline Drive,
more: Dec. 30, 6 p.m., $10
- Hammer of the Gods: March 31, 8
p.m., $28
PHILADELPHIA
ELECTRIC FACTORY
3421 Willow St., Philadelphia
Phone: 215.LOVE.222
- Circa Survive: Oct. 26, 8 p.m.
- Medeski, Martin & Wood: Oct. 28,
8:30 p.m.
- G. Love: Oct. 29, 8:30 p.m.
- David Crowder Band: Oct. 30, 7 p.m.
- Chromeo: Oct. 31, 8 p.m.
- Anthrax / Testament / Death Angel:
Nov. 10, 8 p.m.
- Manchester Orchestra: Nov. 11, 8
p.m.
- Beirut / Basia Bulat: Nov. 13, 8 p.m.
- The Airborne Toxic Event: Nov. 20,
8 p.m.
- Five Finger Death Punch / All That
Remains / Hatebreed: Nov. 23, 7:45
p.m.
THE FILLMORE AT THE
TLA
334 South St., Philadelphia
Phone: 215.922.1011
- Mt. Eden / TC / Down Jones: Oct. 26,
8 p.m.
- Blitzen Trapper / The Belle Brigade:
Oct. 27, 12 p.m.
- Mat Kearney / Leagues: Oct. 29, 8
p.m.
- Battles / Strawberry Mansion DJs:
Oct. 31, 7 p.m.
- Marsha Ambrosius: Nov. 1, 7 p.m.
- Yellowcard / Every Avenue / Go
Radio: Nov. 3, 6 p.m.
- Frank Turner / Andrew Jackson
Jihad / Into It. Over It: Nov. 4, 7 p.m.
- The Royal Family Ball / Soulive /
Lettuce: Nov. 5, 8 p.m.
- Noah and the Whale: Nov. 6, 7 p.m.
- Mimosa / The M Machine: Nov. 9, 8
p.m.
- IKE: Nov. 11, 7 p.m.
- Fitz & The Tantrums / Walk The
Moon: Nov. 12, 7 p.m.
- Mike Doughty And His Band Fantas-
tic / Moon Hooch: Nov. 16, 7 p.m.
- Steve Aoki: Nov. 17, 8 p.m.
- Hot Rod Circuit / Cartel / Smoke
Signals: Nov. 18, 7 p.m.
- Drive-By Truckers / Jessica Lea
Mayfield: Nov. 19, 8 p.m.
- Marketa Irglova: Nov. 29, 7 p.m.
KESWICK THEATER
Easton Road-Keswick Ave, Glenside,
Pa.
Phone: 215.572.7650
- Ziggy Marley: Oct. 27, 8 p.m.
- Chris Botti: Oct. 28, 8 p.m.
- Lucinda Williams: Oct. 29, 8 p.m.
- The Doobie Brothers: Nov. 3, 7:30
p.m.
- Ray Manzarek & Robby Krieger of
the Doors: Nov. 5, 8 p.m.
- Mary Mary: Nov. 10, 8 p.m.
- All Star Comedy Jam: Nov. 11, 8 p.m.
- Joan Baez: Nov. 12, 8 p.m.
- Buddy Guy: Nov. 16, 7:30 p.m.
- Bela Fleck & the Flecktones: Nov. 17,
8 p.m.
- The Musical Box The Lamb Dies
Down on Broadway: Nov. 18-19, 8 p.m.
- The Machine: Nov. 25, 7 p.m.
- Kenny Babyface Edmonds: Nov.
26, 8 p.m.
TOWER THEATER
69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby
Phone: 610.352.2887
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- Sting: Oct. 26-27, 8 p.m.
- Jason Bonhams Led Zeppelin
Experience: Oct. 29, 8 p.m.
- Australian Pink Floyd Show: Nov. 6,
7:30 p.m.
- The String Cheese Incident: Dec. 1, 8
p.m.
TROCADERO
10th & Arch St, Philadelphia
Phone: 215.336.2000
- Big D and the Kids Table: Oct. 27, 7
p.m.
- Immortal Technique: Oct. 29, 8 p.m.
- Wednesday 13: Oct. 30, 7 p.m.
- Panic! At the Disco: Nov. 3, 6:30
p.m.
- Mayhem: Nov. 4, 7 p.m.
- Parkside Ave. / The Long Shore
Drive: Nov. 5, 6:30 p.m.
- Michael Ian Black: Nov. 11, 7 p.m.
- The Kooks: Nov. 15, 7 p.m.
- Tinariwen: Nov. 16, 7 p.m.
WELLS FARGO
(WACHOVIA) CENTER
Broad St., Philadelphia
Phone: 215.336.3600
- Chris Brown / T-Pain / Tyga: Oct. 28,
6 p.m.
- Jay-Z / Kanye West: Nov. 2, 7:30
p.m.
- Foo Fighters / Social Distortion /
The Joy Formidable: Nov. 10, 7 p.m.
- Trans-Siberian Orchestra: Nov. 19, 3
& 8 p.m.
ELSEWHERE IN PA
CROCODILE ROCK
520 Hamilton St, Allentown
Phone: 610.434.460
- Mat Kearney: Oct. 27, 7 p.m.
- Drake Bell: Oct. 28, 7 p.m.
- Misfits: Nov. 4, 6 p.m.
- Chris Young: Nov. 5, 8 p.m.
- Ace Frehley: Nov. 6, 8 p.m.
- Blood on the Dance Floor: Nov. 9,
5:30 p.m.
- Owl City: Nov. 12, 6:30 p.m.
- Bret Michaels: Nov. 18, 8 p.m., $25
advance, $30 day of
- Method Man / Curren$y: Nov. 22, 7
p.m.
- Hank3: Nov. 23, 8 p.m., $16 advance,
$18 day of
GIANT CENTER
950 Hersheypark Dr., Hershey
Phone: 717.534.3911
- Third Day: Oct. 28, 7:30 p.m.
- Trans-Siberian Orchestra: Nov. 20,
7:30 p.m.
STATE THEATER
435 Northampton St., Easton, PA.
Ticket: 610.252.2570
- Dennis Miller: Oct. 28, 8 p.m.
- The Pixies / Surfer Blood: Nov. 3, 7
p.m., $63-$84, all ages
- Dana Carvey: Nov. 4, 8 p.m.
- Chuck Berry: Nov. 5, 8 p.m.
- Conversations with Penn & Teller:
Nov. 8
- Bill Engvall: Nov. 10, 6 & 9 p.m.
WHITAKER CENTER
222 Market St., Harrisburg
Phone: 717.214.ARTS
- Indigo Girls: Oct. 27, 7:30 p.m.
- The Machine: Nov. 23, 8 p.m.
- Get the Led Out: Dec. 28, 7:30 p.m.
NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY

BEACON THEATER
2124 Broadway, New York, NY.
Phone: 212.496.7070
- The Fab Faux: Oct. 29, 8 p.m.
- Joe Bonamassa: Nov. 5, 8 p.m.
- Crosby, Stills & Nash: Nov. 6, 8 p.m.
- Joan Baez / Kris Kristofferson: Nov.
8, 7:30 p.m.
- Stand Up for Heroes: Nov. 9, 8 p.m.
- Louis C.K.: Nov. 10, Times Vary
- Tracy Morgan: Nov. 11, 8 p.m.
- Bill Maher: Nov. 12, 7:30 p.m.
- Noel Gallaghers High Flying Birds:
Nov. 14, 8 p.m.
BETHEL WOODS CENTER
Bethel NY
www.bethelwoodscenter.org
- Pure Prairie League: Nov. 11, 8 p.m.
BROOME COUNTY ARENA
1 Stuart Street, Binghamton, NY
Phone: 670.778.6626
- Jeff Dunham: Nov. 3, 7:30 p.m.
- Bill Gaither: Dec. 4, 2:30 p.m.
HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM
311 W. 34th St, New York, NY.
Phone: 212.279.7740
- Shpongle: Oct. 28, 9 p.m.
- Danzig: Oct. 29, 7:30 p.m.
- Ween: Oct. 31, 8 p.m.
- 3 Doors Down / Theory of a Dead-
man: Nov. 9, 7 p.m.
THE FILLMORE AT IRVING
PLAZA
17 Irving Place, New York, N.Y.
Phone: 212.777.6800
- G. Love & Special Sauce: Oct. 26,
7:30 p.m.
- Boris: Oct. 27, 7 p.m.
- The World / Inferno Friendship
Society: Oct. 28, 7 p.m.
- David Crowder: Oct. 29, 6 p.m.
- Miyavi: Oct. 31, 8 p.m.
- Yellowcard: Nov. 2, 6 p.m.
- Sage Francis / Metermaids: Nov. 4,
7 p.m.
- PUi: Nov. 5, 5 p.m.
- Stone Metal Fire: Nov. 5, 11:59 p.m.
- Sebastian Bach: Nov. 10, 7 p.m.
- Saves The Day / Bayside / I Am The
Avalanche / Transit: Nov. 15-16, 6 p.m.
IZOD CENTER
50 State Rt. 120
East Rutherford, N.J.
- Vincente Fernandez: Oct. 29, 8 p.m.
- Jay-Z / Kanye West: Nov. 5-6, 7:30
p.m.
- Judas Priest: Nov. 18, 6 p.m.
RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL
1260 Ave. of the Americas, NY, NY
Phone: 212.307.717
- Radio City Christmas Spectacular:
Nov. 11-Jan. 2, TIMES VARY
ROSELAND BALLROOM
239 52nd Street, New York, NY.
Phone: 212.777.6800
- Kaskade: Oct. 28-29, 9 p.m.
- Hollywood Undead: Nov. 11, 5:25 p.m.
THE THEATRE AT MSG
7th Ave., New York, NY
Phone: 212.465.MSG1
- Elena Vaenga: Nov. 18, 8 p.m.
BORGATA HOTEL AND
CASINO
Atlantic City, NJ
Phone:1.866.MYBORGATA.com
- Frank Sinatra Jr.: Oct. 28-29 8 p.m.
- Duran Duran: Oct. 29, 8 p.m.
- Steven Wright: Nov. 4, 9 p.m.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Nov. 5, 8 p.m.
- Rita Rudner: Nov. 5, 9 p.m.
- The Temptations: Nov. 11, 9 p.m.
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The Mauch Chunk Opera House (14 W. Broadway, Jim Thorpe)
presents the one-man show by Hamell on Trial, The Evolution
Revolution, on Saturday, Oct. 29 at 8:30 p.m. as part of a special
Halloween concert.
The Evolution Revolution is a punk show with loud, fast music
informed by politics, passion and energy. Hamell on Trial, also
known as Ed Hamell, touches on the classic subjects of sex,
drugs and rock n roll, along with some personal topics.
Doors open at 7:30 p.m., and Bird to Prey opens the show at
8:30 p.m. Costumes are optional, but prizes for best costumes
will be awarded. Tickets are $15 and are available at
570.325.0249, mauchchunkoperahouse.com and Sound Check
Records (23 Broadway, Jim Thorpe, 325.4009).
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Wednesday:
Bar on Oak: Line Dancing
Bart & Urbys: National recording artist The Rogue
Elmer Sudds: Robb Brown and Friends live at 9pm
Hardware Bar, Scranton: The Trios Migos acoustic
Hardware Bar, Wilkes-Barre: $100 Wii Bowling contest
Hops & Barleys: Karaoke w/ DJ Bounce
Jim McCarthys Tavern on the Hill: Karaoke
Ole Tyme Charleys: DJ EFX all request party
River Street Jazz Caf: Open Mic
Robs Pub & Grub: Beer Pong
Rox 52: Comedy Night
Woodlands: M80, Media 5 Showcase Band
Thursday:
Bar on Oak: The Tones
Bart & Urbys: Twisted Team Trivia and Bail Out Bingo
Breakers, Mohegan Sun: 3
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Annual Karaoke Contest
Careys Pub: Open Mic w/ Eric from Tribes and Crush
Chackos: Kartune
Coopers Cabana: Karaoke
Hardware Bar, Bloomsburg: DJ Pink
Hardware Bar, Scranton: DJ Shock D in Eclipse Nightclub, Bull Riding contest
Huns West Side Caf: DJ Bounce
Ole Tyme Charleys: Karaoke
River Grille: College Night w/ DJ Ooh Wee
River Street Jazz Caf: Forward: Sector One Halloween Party w/ Perfect Solution &
the Beat Teks
Robs Pub & Grub: Ronnie Williams
Rox 52: NEPA Beer Pong
Senunas: 17
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Stans Caf: DJ Slick
Tommyboys Bar & Grill: DJ Cosmo
Woodlands: DJ Kev (Club HD)
Friday:
Bar on Oak: Group Du Jour
Bart & Urbys: Nick Coyle
Brews Brothers, Pittston: Country Night w/ DJ Crocket
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late beautifully to adapta-
tions, sometimes turning
out better than the original ver-
sion, and there are plays that
simply stand the test of time as
is. According to Paul Winarski,
director of the upcoming Actors
Circle production of Noel Cow-
ards Hay Fever, the comedy
falls into the latter category.
(It is) very hard to update
something like Coward, he ex-
plained. Whereas with Shak-
espeare, youre able to add differ-
ent situations on, putting it in
different time periods. With
Coward, like Oscar Wilde or
Tennessee Williams, it plays best
when set when the author in-
tended.
Hay Fever was written by
Coward in 1924 and is set in a
country home in England, fol-
lowing four members of the
eccentric Bliss family and their
respective guests. The familys
bickering and self-absorbed
actions cause the guests to leave,
unbeknownst to the family. The
Actors Circle production of the
piece will be presented Oct.
27-30 and Nov. 4-6 at Providence
Playhouse in Scranton.
Winarski is a self-described
aficionado of Cowards works,
and having previously directed
this particular piece in the late
90s, he holds it in high regard.
Cowards works, especially
Hay Fever, are filled with biting
humor and social commentary,
he said. Its really a delightful
play, and most critics consider it,
of his canon, one of the best.
Probably, they actually do con-
sider it his masterpiece.
The play focuses more on the
theatricality of the characters
than the plot, using their over-
the-top personalities as a vehicle
for carrying the show.
I think when youre dealing
with a play that is not plot driven
but more character driven, its
more essential to get out what
people mean when they say it as
opposed to whats happening in
the plot, if that makes sense,
Winarski said.
Winarskis wife, Dawn, who
portrays one of the guests, agreed
that the personalities are exagger-
ated.
Usually theyre always saying
be as realistic as possible, she
said. And although (the play) is
still grounded in that, everybo-
dys quirks are heightened a bit.
That element, combined with
the style of humor Coward em-
ployed in his original script, adds
an extra layer of complexity to
putting on the production.
Henry Irving said, Dying is
easy, comedy is hard, and British
comedy, definitely so, Paul
Winarski said. Its all in the
timing. Its pace, its rhythm. Its
not just what you say, its how
you say it.
But he noted that the payoff
was worth the extra work.
The nice thing about doing
this show now, every decade or
so Noel Coward becomes front
and center again in theater cir-
cles, he explained. In 1999, it
was his 100th birthday, so they
dedicated a theater to him in
London, unveiled a statue in New
York. And since then, at least
every five years, a play of his has
been mounted in New York, on
Broadway, consistently.
Theyre reviving Private
Lives next So its nice to
know that we in Northeastern
Pennsylvania are still on the
same theatrical pulse as New
York and London. W
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By Alan K. Stout
Weekender Music Columnist
W
hen the band 5 Ton Jack is
trying to decide what
music to play, it seems
that it harkens back to an old line
fromThe Kinks: Give the people
what they want.
Sure, the group peppers its sets
with some of its personal favorites.
But more often than not, the songs
are chosen by the people, and the
bands shows include songs by
everyone fromNickelback to Lit,
Metallica, Blink-182, Johnny Cash,
Lady Gaga, AC/DC, Journey and
Drowning Pool.
Whats that? you might say?
Johnny Cash, Lady Gaga and
Drowning Pool? In one set?
Indeed.
Were out there, says drummer
Billy Caufman. Its a science,
actually. Before picking a song, we
go out to see what bands are doing
or to local bars to see what people
are putting on the jukebox. And
thats howwe incorporate a song
into our set list.
5 Ton Jack, based out of the
Poconos, also features Jason
Kroeger on lead vocals and guitar,
Chad Gaul on lead guitar and vo-
cals and AdamShook on bass and
vocals. Caufman says the band
prides itself on its meat-and-pota-
toes style.
There are no fancy disco lights
and no extreme technical sound
systemto make us sound like
someone we are not, he says. Its
just straight-up rock n roll with
horsepower with one goal: To keep
people dancing fromthe first song
to the last. Make no mistake about
it, this is not your typical band that
just got up one morning, made a list
of songs, and decided they were
rock stars.
What it has decided, however, is
to be old-school entertainers. And
the varied set list is just a part of the
way it goes about it.
It does get people dancing,
says Caufman. We always get
comments afterwards, asking us,
What made you try that? or
What made you do that? And we
tell them, Its all for you. We do it
for the audience. We knowwhat
theyre dancing to. Youve got to
entertain the crowd. They come out
to be entertained. And we incorpo-
rate the crowd into the show
getting themto sing with us, bring-
ing themup on stage with us, going
out and singing with them. Our
guitarists even go out and dance
with them.
When pressed to name the
bands own personal favorites or
music influences, Caufman says its
the big, hard-rock sounds of the
80s.
In all honesty, I still think to
this day that they were some of
the most talented musicians, he
says. Some of the songs the
technicality of the guitar playing
and the leads, its phenomenal as
compared to whats out there in
todays music. I love todays music,
and we all love every kind of music,
but the bottomline is todays music
has been shrunk down to just the
lyrics and some guitar licks. Thats
my opinion.
Future plans for 5 Ton Jack
include an EPof original material.
Itll performat Johnnys II in Le-
highton Saturday, Oct. 29 and at the
NewPenny Lounge in Scranton
Saturday, Nov. 5. And for a band
that places so much emphasis on
pleasing others, Caufman also
makes it clear that they themselves
are having a blast.
Our band has been together for
three years, and its the original
members fromday one, he says.
And its probably going to stay that
way for many years to come, or
until the end of the band, because of
the way we all gel with our music.
Weve got Chad thats an 80s
guitarist, that also brings that dirty
grunge sound, and Adam, who can
play bass right up there with Flea.
His fingers move like lighting. And
Jasons got that Nickelback sound
in his voice. And I think ImTom-
my Lee. We love going out and
entertaining. We love music. And
we all love to play it. W
Info: facebook.com/5ton-
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5 Ton Jack mixes up
the music
Local band 5 Ton Jack hopes to release an EP of
original material in the future.
This is not your typical band that just
got up one morning, made a list of songs,
and decided they were rock stars.
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movie review

The Three Musketeers, the

latest adaptation of Alexandre
Dumas beloved 1844 novel,
is so geared toward the lowest
common denominator that it
should be 70 minutes long and
only feature words fewer than
three syllables. This is less of a
movie than a studio-issued man-
date to entertain us in the most
garish way possible. Director Paul
W.S. Andersons zeal would be
admirable if it werent so insulting.
Anderson (Resident Evil)
introduces us to Frances trio of
17th century heroes, who sport
vague accents and apparently have
easy access to a Hair Cuttery.
Athos (Matthew Macfadyen) is
the depressed, intelligent leader.
Aramis (Luke Evans) is the
stealthy killer who prays for his
victims. Porthos (Ray Stevenson)
is the trios bawdy brawn. They
fight for France, but lose their
passion after double agent Milady
de Winter (Milla Jovovich, An-
dersons wife and frequent muse)
dupes Athos and the boys, taking
up with Englands evil Duke of
Buckingham (Orlando Bloom).
A year later, the patriots are
revitalized after meeting young
country boy and aspiring Musk-
eteer DArtagnan (Logan Lerman,
also impossibly groomed), who is
quick with a sword and fearless
with the ladies. Soon, all are pro-
tecting the oblivious and young
King Louis XIII (Freddie Fox)
from his advisor, the duplicitous,
power-hungry Cardinal Richelieu
(Christoph Waltz) and his cohort,
Milady, who has reemerged with
more evil intentions and still-
pouty lips.
From the opening scene, which
belongs in a James Bond install-
ment, we are bombarded with
well-choreographed, highly styl-
ized action scenes featuring heavy
artillery and shots stolen from
The Matrix. A giant question
soon looms: If Anderson is so
intent on modernizing the source
material, why bother setting it in
17th century Europe? Anderson
easily could have used the skepti-
cal-veterans-take-on-a-newcomer
storyline and made a movie about
Chicago hit men or unflappable
astronauts. Whats onscreen is
co-opted creativity at its worse, the
dreaded new-spin-on-a-classic
approach (e.g., Russell Brands
Arthur). And its available in
3-D, kids!
So, we dont just have a female
conspirator, but a lingerie-wearing
acrobat who glides around like
Uma Thurman in Kill Bill. We
have characters brandishing two
old-fashioned pistols like theyre
in a John Woo movie! There are
airborne pirate ships battling it out
in stormy skies, Aramis dressed as
a black-ops assassin, and just put a
straw in my jugular. Since An-
derson has no sense of parody,
everything is portrayed as utterly
normal, which only adds to our
rage. For all the witty banter be-
tween our charismatic, engaging
heroes, who are easily the best
part of the film, couldnt someone
just admit how ludicrous this
whole adventure is?
That no one does is why The
Three Musketeers is a vexing
experience. It doesnt concentrate
on origins or characters or plot.
The movie illustrates why so many
people have turned to cable televi-
sion to satisfy their cravings for
stories and dialogue and charac-
ters. Too many movies, regardless
of genre, fail to engage the audi-
ence beyond spectacle. In The
Three Musketeers, Anderson
spends close to two hours doing
everything but jangling his car
keys in front of us. That does not
suffice. As filmmaker Jeremiah
Kipp once wrote, it takes a brain
to be entertained.
Read more of Petes musings
on whatpeteswatching.
blogspot.comor follow
@PeteCroatto on Twitter.
By Pete Croatto
Weekender Correspondent
From left, Logan Lerman, Luke Evans, Ray Stevenson and Matthew Macfadyen in a
scene from The Three Musketeers.
A classic
turned farce
Orlando Bloom, left, and Lerman in another scene from
the movie.
reel attractions
Nothing says Ho-ho-ho more than this
trio. Johnny goes Gonzo again.
Opening this week:
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Coming next week:
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SCORPIO(OCT. 23-NOV. 21)
While it may feel important to focus on
your worst traits, in order to improve upon
and evolve past them, thats not always the
best strategy, especially when those nega-
tive aspects tend to eclipse all your most
wonderful qualities every time you look in
the mirror. I think wanting to become a
better person is, of course, an admirable
intention. I also agree that completely
ignoring or blinding yourself to your faults
isnt a great idea. However, I still think
your best strategy at least this week
to transform into your best self is to delib-
erately and consciously focus on your best
attributes, and use them to create more
love, joy or beauty in the world. The rest
will mostly take care of itself.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)
Like me, you think honesty is one of the
most important and admirable qualities in
a human being. However, while telling the
truth is something more people should do
more often, there are times when withhold-
ing it will serve everyone better. Many
relationships survive because of lies people
tell each other, and while I know you dont
want that, its also true that an ill-timed or
ill-thought truth can kill a relationship. Of
course, when the truth is important, it must
be told regardless, but when its not vital,
its occasionally better for all concerned if
you just keep your mouth shut.
CAPRICORN(DEC. 22-JAN. 19)
Stop worrying about stuff that probably
wont happen. Its not the least bit helpful.
Preparing for the worst-case scenario may
seem like a practical idea, but its un-
healthy to focus on such morbid eventu-
alities unless you have some real evidence
theyre likely to happen soon. Go ahead
and buy that insurance plan or take a pre-
caution or two if it gives you comfort or
peace of mind, then simply and completely
let it go. Its not naivete to focus on all the
positive stuff in your life; its a key element
to simply being happy.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)
I think its sweet that you want to carry
the weight of your cares and responsib-
ilities alone, lest you burden those close to
you. I also think its stupid. Sure, you may
be able to shoulder this stuff solo, for a
while, but youll have nothing left to help
other people carry their shit. Youll also be
depriving those who care about you a
chance to help you out, which theyd dearly
love to do. So much of life is our connec-
tions to other people, and sharing burdens
and responsibilities is part of that. When
someone asks to help, let them. Then when
someone asks for help, youll have it to
give.
PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH20)
Whats a deal-breaker for virtually ev-
eryone else isnt always a deal-breaker for
you but maybe it should be. I admire
your open-mindedness and willingness
(and ability) to forgive and move on, but
this isnt just about you. Consider what
your acceptance might mean to the other
person. Are you really doing them a favor?
Or would it actually even though it feels
harsh be kinder to say no? Before you
go any further down this path, consider if
thats a real possibility, then have the cour-
age to pursue it if you decide that thats
probably whats best.
ARIES (MARCH21-APRIL19)
Many Aries are a bit spoiled. Youre
charming and wonderful in many ways, but
you can especially when youre young
also require tremendous indulgence
from those around you. Thats OK. Those
who couldnt deal with that split a long
time ago. Most Rams eventually outgrow
their bratty behavior. When you do,
though, dont expect a lot of special treat-
ment, pats on the back, and congratula-
tions for finally stepping up. This, after all,
is probably what you should have been
doing all along. Accept that not getting
recognition for it is also part of this evolu-
tionary process, swallow your pride, and
get on with living life without being a
spoiled brat.
TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY20)
There are certain areas in your life that
are and should remain sacrosanct. If what
happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, then what
happens in these areas (your bedroom, for
example) should also remain only the
business of those who visit them. However,
thats not always clear to some of the nosy
people in your life. Because your own
curiosity has occasionally caused you to
step over the line, you might feel uncom-
fortable or even hypocritical enforcing
your own boundaries but you must,
nevertheless. Forgive those whove invaded
your privacy but firmly correct them,
too.
GEMINI (MAY21-JUNE 20)
The shitty situation youre in probably
isnt as horrible as you think it is. Dont let
your fledgling martyr complex jump im-
mediately to your least favorite outcome
and force that to happen, just so you can be
proved right about how awful things are.
There are myriad other things that can
happen here (none of which are perfect,
admittedly), so cutting them all off at the
pass just so you can suffer and say, I told
you so, doesnt make a whole lot of sense.
If you cant figure out how to arrive at one
of these solutions, just chill out and wait.
Without your intervention, one will prob-
ably happen mostly on its own.
CANCER(JUNE 21-JULY22)
Dont be so quick to judge. Heres the
thing about the exceptions that will make
your life exceptional: They wont fit clean-
ly into the boxes you want them to. They
might even throw up a red flag or two,
show you something you dont like or
simply not fit your expectations. Reject
them out of hand and you may miss out on
someone far superior partially because
theyre so surprising then whoever
youre aiming for. That means offering the
benefit of the doubt to those who show
promise even if theyre not perfect. They
might prove to be better, but you wont
know it until you experience it.
LEO(JULY23-AUG. 22)
We all know you can get carried away by
your passionate emotions, sometimes all
the way into prima donna territory. Luckily
for everyone, youre getting better at recog-
nizing this tendency earlier, and sometimes
heading it off at the pass. If its already
happened this time anyway, back things up
now, before its too late (its not yet, believe
it or not). Apologize and adjust your reac-
tion accordingly. Youll be surprised at
how gracious and forgiving people will be.
If it hasnt happened yet, hurray! You can
head off some drama before it even hap-
pens. Please do.
VIRGO(AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)
Everyone reacts to pain differently.
Some might want plenty of attention,
cuddles and TLC, while others would
prefer to be left alone or have some other
form of help that makes things easier with-
out making them feel weak. Its truly hard
to figure out how best to be there for some-
one, particularly when theyre unwilling or
unable to really tell you. However, theres
no one better equipped than you to unravel
such mysteries. Please at least try. You
know how great it feels when you hit on
just the right thing, that thing that really
does someone good. This week, just be
persistent, creative, and patient, and youll
get there again.
LIBRA(SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)
Libras are fantastically talented at keep-
ing secrets. Thats because telling secrets
often ruffles feathers all around, and ruf-
fling feathers is something you usually
prefer to avoid at all costs. However, some-
times you need to, especially when refus-
ing to share vital information (for fear of
conflict) is potentially hurtful or damaging
to someone you care about. Therefore,
prepare yourself to spill the beans, and
cope with all the dramatic fallout that
might ensue. It may not be the easiest or
happiest thing but if you know its the
right thing, you must steel yourself to do it
regardless. W
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By Caeriel Crestin
Weekender Correspondent
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ralphie report
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By Ralphie Aversa
Special to the Weekender
J
ennifer Lopez returned to
the stage, and Regis Philbin
continued his goodbyes from
the screen in what was a memora-
ble weekend celebration of Mohe-
gan Suns 15th anniversary.
The Uncasville, Conn., resort
hosted a tribute dinner to the TV
icon Friday night. Philbin con-
fessed to me that his pending
departure fromLive With Regis
and Kelly is starting to dawn on
him.
I feel like crying, Philbin
joked. Imgoing back to my
room, and Imgoing to cry, right
now!
Of course, no celebrity cele-
bration is complete without a cake
fromBuddy Valastro. On stage,
The Cake Boss presented Phil-
bin with a cake designed as a
television. Valastro told me he
baked the piece back in NewJer-
sey.
To bring (the cake) to Mohegan
Sun is no problem, he explained.
Weve delivered cakes out to
Vegas, or L.A. Thats tough.
The TLCstar also brought a
cake for the resorts birthday.
While appearances by Valastro,
Bobby Flay, Philbin, and cast
members of MTVs Jersey
Shore were all big hits, it was
Lopezs Saturday-night perform-
ance that proved to be the highlight
of the weekend.
She inspires me, Glee star
Lea Michele shared. I look at her
and I go, I wanna do that. I wanna
be like that.
It is that star power that put JLO
at the top of the list for performers
that Bruce Two Dogs Bozsum
wanted to headline the weekend.
Shes the hottest thing out there
right now, in more ways than one,
said the Chairman of the Mohe-
gan Tribe Council. Between
American Idol and her new
albumand all the stuff shes doing,
I think shes the No. 1artist in the
country.
Many other celebrities stopped
by Mohegan Sun to take in Lopezs
performance, including NewKids
on the Block singer Donnie
Wahlberg, newlyweds Nick La-
chey and Vanessa Minnillo and
Jaime Pressly. After the show,
both Minnillo and Pressly offered
rousing reviews of JLOs show.
Mohegan Sun Connecticut is the
sister property of Mohegan Sun at
Pocono Downs in Plains Twp.
RONNIEWALKSOUT
ONSAMMI
According to multiple sources,
Ronnie Magro was close to a no
showfor his scheduled appearance
at Mohegan Sun in Connecticut
Friday night. The resort booked
himand fellowJersey Shore
stars Sammi Giancola and Deena
Cortese for a Q&Asession, meet
and greet and nightclub appear-
ance. Magro missed the Q&Aand
had Meatball No. 2 sit between
he and Giancola during the meet
and greet.
Later in the evening, all three
showed up to the casinos Ultra 88
Nightclub. Giancola entered first,
flanked by a girlfriend. Cortese
followed soon after, and Magro
showed up last. While waiting to
walk in to the club, Magro turned
to a friend and said, I cant do this.
Its too tough. Immediately after,
he and his entourage walked out
the entrance of the club past
Sweetheart, who could only turn
and glare at her nowex-boyfriend.
The ladies stayed the evening,
while Ronnie exited out the back
door around1a.m.
Listen to The Ralphie Radio
Show weeknights from7
p.m.-midnight on 97 BHT.
Glees Lea Michelle chats with Ralphie at Mohegan
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ACTORS CIRCLE AT
PROVIDENCE PLAYHOUSE
(1256 Providence Rd, Scranton, reser-
vations: 570.342.9707, www.actorscir-
cle.org)
Hay Fever: Oct. 27-30, Nov. 4-6.
Thurs.-Sat., 8 p.m.; Sun., 2 p.m. $12/
GA, $10/seniors, $8/students. An
England-set cross between high
farce and a comedy of manners. Call
to reserve. Oct. 27, $8/GA & seniors,
$6/students.
THE KEYSTONE PLAYERS
(Keystone College, Brooks Theater,
La Plume, keystone.edu/keysto-
neplayers)
Lanford Wilsons Book of Days:
Oct. 28-29, 7:30 p.m., Oct. 30, 2 p.m.
$8 GA, $4 seniors/children at door or
via Jane Honchell at 570.945.8454 or
jane.honchell@keystone.edu. Parental
discretion advised.
KINGS COLLEGE
THEATRE:
(Admin. Bldg., 133 N. River St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.208.5825)
Kings College Brown Bag Theatre
Series: Oct. 26, 12:10 p.m. Oct. 27, 12:40
p.m. Free. One-act plays.
THE LAKESIDE PLAYERS
(Lakeville Community Hall, Route
590, Lakeville, across from Caesars
Cove Haven, 570.226.6207, lakesi-
deplayers.net)
Drowning Sorrows: Oct. 28-30.
Fri., Sat. performances, 7:30 p.m.;
Sun. matinees, 3 p.m. Mystery/drama.
$12, $10/groups of 10 or more. For
info/tickets, call.
LITTLE SHINY THINGS
PRODUCTIONS
Frost/Nixon: Nov. 11-12, 18-19, 8
p.m., 20, 2 p.m., Phoenix Performing
Arts Center (409-411 Main St., Duryea).
All shows, $12. United Methodist
Church: 570.676.0940; Phoenix:
570.457.3589.
LITTLE THEATRE OF
WILKES-BARRE
(537 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre:
570.823.1875, ltwb.org)
Footloose: Nov. 12, 18-19, 8 p.m.,
Nov. 13, 20, 3 p.m. Call for reserva-
tions.
MELLOW THEATER AT
LACKAWANNA COLLEGE
(570.342.4137)
Forbidden Broadway 30th Anni-
versary Tour: Nov. 4, 8 p.m. Front
orchestra: $40. Rear orchestra/
balcony: $35. For tickets, call
955.1455, visit etix.com.
MPB COMMUNITY
PLAYERS
(mcgroganj@gmail.com, 570.454.0175)
20th Annual Musical Theatre
Production, The Melody Lingers On:
The Songs of Irving Berlin: Nov. 11-12,
7 p.m., Trinity Lutheran Church (100
N. Church St., Hazleton). For reserved
tickets, call 454.0178, e-mail mcgro-
ganj@gmail.com. GA tickets at door.
Discounted tickets to military veter-
ans.
MUSIC BOX PLAYERS
(196 Hughes St., Swoyersville:
570.283.2195 or 800.698.PLAY or
musicbox.org)
Murder at the Music Box: Mayhem
at the Monster Bash, an interactive
murder mystery: Oct. 28-29, bar
opens 6 p.m., dinner & show, 6:30
p.m.; Oct. 30, bar opens 1 p.m., dinner
& show, 1:30 p.m. Dinner and show,
$30.
PENNSYLVANIA THEATER
FOR PERFORMING ARTS
(JJ Ferrara Center, 212 W. Broad St.,
Hazleton, 570.454.5451, ptpash-
ows.org)
Rent: Oct. 28-29, Nov. 3-5, 11-12, 7
p.m., Oct. 30, Nov. 6, 13, 3 p.m. Buffet
dinner 90 min. prior to show time.
Show only: $15 adults, $12 seniors
62+/students 12-, $8 children. Dinner/
show: $28 adults, $25 seniors/stu-
dents, $18 children. Call or visit
website for tickets.
THE PHOENIX
PERFORMING ARTS
CENTER
(409-411 Main St., Duryea,
570.457.3589, www.phoenixpac.vp-
web.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com)
Steven Dietzs Private Eyes: Nov.
3-6. Presented by Bracken Theatre
Company.
SCRANTON CULTURAL
CENTER
(420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton)
Mystery at the Masonic: Oct. 30,
7 p.m., $40, presented by Actors
Circle.
SCRANTON PUBLIC
THEATRE AT THE OLDE
BRICK
(128 W. Market St., Scranton,
570.344.3656, nepaplayw-
rights@live.com)
The Last Days of Gino Merli: Nov.
3-5.
SHAWNEE PLAYHOUSE
(570.421.5093, www.theshawneeplay-
house.com)
Hallowed Wedding: Oct. 28-29, 31,
8 p.m., Oct. 30, 2 p.m. Reception Oct.
31, 7 p.m. Costumed attendees re-
ceive $5 off full-price adult ticket all
weekend. $18 adults, $15 seniors, $10
12-under. Presented by Worthington
Players.
THE UNIVERSITY OF
SCRANTON
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The Clean House: Oct. 28-30,
Nov. 4-6, 8 p.m. Fri. & Sat.; 2 p.m.
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THISHOLIDAYSEASON
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right near our houses, but kindof
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because we were frightenedwed
get a lot of the same people.
Wortmanfoundedthe company
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Were just friends fromcollege
whodidspicysauce onspaghetti
for probablyabout sixor seven
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Our sloganis accidentally
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we were just goingwiththe differ-
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Mandarinorange is one of the
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youre able tostill taste the foodits
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I alsosampledhoneybarbecue
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punch, meldingthe taste of honey,
garlic andredpepper deliciously.
Thoughmyboyfriendfoundit
reminiscent of summer, I foundit
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I put it oneverything, Wortman
saidof this sauce. I dipfries init, I
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torchbearersauces.com.
CORKFORTHEHOLIDAYS
CorkBar &Restaurant (463
MadisonSt., Wilkes-Barre) will
host AFlavor of the Holidays
demonstrations featuringappetiz-
ers, desserts, cocktails andspecial
guests.
Jake Hizny, corporate executive
chef at Maines Paper &Food
Service, Inc., will present Holiday
Hors Doeuvres &Martinis Tues-
day, Nov. 1; CathyReppert of
TrulyScrumptious will helm
HolidayBaking&HolidayCock-
tails Wednesday, Nov. 16; Cork
baker Tammie Sciaccawill present
PumpkinRoll &WarmHoliday
Drinks Tuesday, Nov. 29while
culinarystudent andCorkstaffer
KellyBartonwill host Holiday
Hors doeuvres &Champagne
Cocktails Wednesday, Dec. 7.
Classes beginat 7p.m. andare
$15per personandinclude sam-
plingof items andrecipes. Space is
limited, call 570.270.3818or e-mail
at ruth@corkdining.comtoreserve
your spot.
THECOOKIECRUMBLED
Blue ChipGourmet (78S.
MainSt., Wilkes-Barre) has closed.
The Loveland, Ohio-basedcookie
andsandwich-shopfranchise,
whichopenedinJuly2009inthe
UniversityCorners complex, had
former Wilkes-Barre/Scranton
Penguins player Dennis Bonvie as
its public face.
The shareholders hada meeting
anddecidedtheywantedtogoina
different direction, Bonvie told
The Times Leader last week. I
reallywantedit towork. I was
hopingit couldkeepgoing. I like
downtownWilkes-Barre.
Bonvies BeefyKing, whichwas
adjacent toBlue Chipinthe space
of a former Quiznos, closedinthe
springafter less thana year. W
From left, TorchBearers honey barbecue, #7 Sultry and
honey garlic wing sauces.
Our slogan is accidentally healthy,
intentionally delicious.
TorchBearer co-founder TimWortman
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HAUNTED/AUTUMN
EVENTS
2nd Annual Zombie Walk
Oct. 29, 1-3 p.m., meet Kirby Park on
Market St., Kingston. Walk to &
around Public Square and back. Free,
family friendly. Zombie make-up, no
masks. Stay on sidewalks, obey
crosswalk laws. No profanity, no cell
phones. Do not approach or harass
bystanders. Stay in character. Find
Wilkes-Barre Zombie Walk 2011 on
Facebook.
85th Houdini Seance Oct. 31,
1:26 p.m., seating 12:30 p.m., The
Houdini Museum, (1433 Main Ave.,
Scranton). Showing of rare Houdini
films. Open to public, free by reserva-
tion. Lecture, 7:30 p.m., by magician/
inventor Devin Knight. Advanced
lecture, $10, $12/door.
Boolesque Oct. 28, Sherman
Theater. Headliner Jacqueline Hyde.
Halloween-themed Burlesque, Vaude-
ville variety show, striptease, come-
dy. Tickets at ShermanTheater.com,
more info at PABurlesque.com.
Brokenharts Asylum7 p.m.,
weekends through Oct. $10. Luzerne
County Fair Grounds (Rte. 118, Dallas).
Info: screamindemonshaunts.com
Carnival of Souls Every Fri.,
Sat. (6-11 p.m.), Sun. in Oct. & Oct. 31
(6-10 p.m.). $10/person. Recommended
ages 10+, all ages welcome. Carnival-
themed indoor/outdoor haunted
attraction. Info: trufearproduction-
s.com, 570.261.0333.
CVCOHalloween Parade
Oct. 30, line-up 1:30 p.m., behind
pavilion at Conyngham Public library/
Borough building. Parade, 2 p.m.,
down Main Street to Whispering
Willows park. Cash prizes for winners.
Registration, Goulds Shur Save, Oct.
27, 6-7 p.m. Info: chrissy_brown-
son@hotmail.com, cvco.info.
Gravestone Manor (1095 Hwy.
315, Wilkes-Barre) Open Fri.-Sun., 7
p.m., through Oct. 30. $10. Indoor
haunted house featuring 10 haunted
rooms. For info, group rates, call
570.821.6500, visit gravestonemano-
r.org. Will benefit United Way of
Wyoming Valley.
Harvest Festival through Oct.
31, Roba Family Farms. Roba Big Top,
2 campfire sites, $250 noon-4 p.m.,
5-9 p.m.; $400 noon-9 p.m. (plus GA).
$8.75/person based on attendance of
200+. Purchase food tickets. Visit
robafamilyfarms.com for info.
Haunted Forest Tours by
Penn State Wilkes-Barre Oct.
27-29, 7:30-10:45 p.m., off Old Rte. 115,
Lehman. $7/GA, $5/groups of 10 or
more
Haunted House Oct. 30, 7-9
p.m., basement rectory, Our Lady of
Mt. Carmel (322 Chestnut St., Dun-
more). $3. By combined high school
youth groups of Dunmore. To raise
money for flood damaged Church of
Nativity BVM. Info: 570.346.7429, 9
a.m.-4 p.m.
Jackson Twp. Halloween
Bash Oct. 30, 1-4 p.m., 1275 Hunts-
ville Rd., Shavertown. Hayrides, food,
drinks, treats, animals, bounce house,
Tux. Wear costume, bring decorated
pumpkin for contest.
Margaret HollowHayrides
(130 Margaret Hollow Rd., Tunkhan-
nock) Sat. & Sun., through Oct. 30, 9
a.m.-dusk. Horse-drawn hayrides 2
p.m.-dusk. Pumpkins $5+, corn stalks,
straw, gourds. Groups welcome w/
3-day notice. Call 570.836.5016,
333.0906 for info.
Reapers Revenge Haunted
Hayride Fri.-Sat., 6 p.m.-1 a.m. (no
admittance after 11 p.m.), Sun., 6-11 p.m.
(no admittance after 10 p.m.) through
Oct. 30. Not rec. for kids under 10.
Reapers Forest, Lost Carnival, Pitch
Black indoor maze. For info, visit
reapersrevenge.net, Facebook page,
call 570.253.GRIM. Tickets sold onsite.
Safe Halloween and
Haunted House Oct. 31, 6-9 p.m.,
St Faustinas Church (520 S. Hanover
St., Nanticoke). Food, refreshments
provided.
Special Halloween Show-
ing of Phantomof the Op-
era Oct. 30, 7:30 p.m., First Presby-
terian Church of Clarks Summit (300
School St.). Free, free-will offering
taken. Organist Kevin OMalia pre-
sents organ improvisation. Info:
570.586.6306, www.fpccs.org.
Trails of Terror Halloween
Walk: through Oct. 30, Fri./Sat.,
dusk-11 p.m., Sun., dusk-10 p.m. at West
Wyoming Fire Dept. (926 Shoemaker
Ave.). $5 all ages, benefits the dept.
Call Dave at 570.760.3489 for info/to
volunteer.Trick or Treat
Safely Oct. 31, 10-11 a.m., Sullivan
Place Apartments (100 Claymont Ave.,
Hanover Twp.). Senior housing apt.
building w/ tenants who miss having
children come trick or treating. For
info/to attend, call 570.829.4217.
Waverly Community
House Halloween Party Oct.
29, 1:30-3 p.m., gym at the Comm (1115
N. Abington Rd.). Bring pre-carved
pumpkin for contest. Games, crafts,
raffle prizes, light refreshments for
purchase. Admission free, donations
welcome. Info: 570.586.8191, ext 5.
CAR & BIKE EVENTS
Montage Mountain Clas-
sics Halloween Cruise: Oct. 29, 1-5
p.m., Johnny Rockets (Montage
Mountain).
WVMC Halloween Party
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1 Disarray
5 Drunkard
8 MacDonalds place
12 Year-end
celebration
13 Lawyers org.
14 Dunkable treat
15 Hikers energy
source
17 Bellow
18 Mingle (with)
19 Sequentially
21 Pitching stat
22 Replaces divots
23 Fool
26 Wet wriggler
28 Handle skillfully
31 Comestibles
33 Lair
35 Inside picture?
36 Potato, for one
38 Have a bug
40 That woman
41 Harvest
43 Mai - (cocktail)
45 Asian capital
47 Buccaneer
51 Brewery products
52 Temporary solution
54 French meat
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55 Trojans sch.
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57 Charons river
58 A mouse!
59 Iditarod team
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2 Modern money
3 Thick chunk
4 River through Paris
5 Did a springy
Brazilian dance
6 Japanese sash
7 Urban eet
8 New Jersey base
9 Wake-up calls
10 Ca-booses place
11 Early hours
16 Traditional tales
20 Promptly
23 Astern
24 Not worth a -
25 AA goal
27 Meadow
29 - -di-dah
30 Coloring agent
32 Discard
34 Argue over tries
37 Norma -
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42 Irritate
44 Annoyed
45 Sailors
46 Greatly
48 Roundish do
49 Chime sound
50 Former partners
53 Work with
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Members, free; non-members, $15.
BENEFITS / CHARITY
EVENTS
7th Annual Waymart Bowl
Nov. 5, Western Wayne HS field. 9
a.m.: federal correctional officers vs.
Wayne County courthouse workers.
10:30 a.m.: federal correctional offi-
cers vs. PA State Police. Dinner to
follow, Johns Italian Restaurant,
tickets must be purchased in ad-
vance. Donations collected for Dessin
Animal Shelter. All money raised will
go to local veterans.
American Cancer Society
Relay For Life of Wyoming Valley
2012 Kickoff Event: Oct. 26, 6:30 p.m.,
Saxton Pavilion, Edwardsville. Set up
as a mini relay to give an idea of
what to expect at main event. Info:
relayforlife.org/pawyomingvalley.
Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787,
www.artsyouniverse.com)
Documentary Screening of Food
Matters: Oct. 27, 7:30 p.m. $5. Pro-
ceeds benefit Center for Landscape
Design & Stewardship.
Benefit Costume Ball Nov. 5, 6
p.m., Country Gentlemen (1788 Main
Rd., Hunlock Creek). DJ Todd, refresh-
ments, food, basket raffles, prizes.
$10/person, $15/couple. Costumes
optional. All proceeds to benefit local
cancer patient. For directions, call
570.256.2000.
Benefit Dance Concert for
Flood Victims ft. Joe Nardone &
The All Stars, Eddie Day & The Star-
fires and Gary DeCarlo of Steam Nov.
18, 7:30 p.m. at Genettis (77 E. Market
St., Wilkes-Barre). $20, all proceeds
benefit The American Red Cross and
The Salvation Army. Tickets available
at all Gallery of Sound locations.
Blanket Share Oct. 29, any time
between 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Hillside Farms
Education Building. Create blankets
for The Blanket Fairy, who sends
them to children with cancer. Make
one to keep, one to donate. Bring
scissors, 5 yards fleece. No experi-
ence needed. Info: 570.954.4788,
theblanketfairy.com.
Caring for Carmine Nov. 11, 7-11
p.m., Immaculate Conception Parish
Hall (801 Taylor Ave., Scranton). $20
at door, in advance at The UPS Store,
Dunmore. Food, drinks, music by Pat
Dougher, basket raffles, live auction.
Info: 570.346.8670. All proceeds
benefit Carmine Monacelli.
Fight for Sight Fundraiser
Nov. 5, 8 p.m.-midnight, Mollys Cozy
Corner (Prospect Ave., Scranton).
Raffle baskets, gift cards, services.
Donations accepted, can be dropped
off at B&B Printing (1320 Prospect
Ave.) or venue. Pick-up can be ar-
ranged by request. Benefits Jake
Paff, a 3-year-old with incurable
genetic eye disease, Familial Exuda-
tive Vitreoretinopathy.
Flood Relief Christian Con-
cert Oct. 29, 5:40-9 p.m., doors 5
p.m., Genetti Conference Center (77 E.
Market St., Wilkes-Barre). $10 advance,
$12 door. Kendall Mosley, Choose This
Day, WATERSEDGE, LeeAnn Lemperie.
Cash soda bar, food bar, 50/50.
Prayer service 5:25 p.m. Contact
570.899.2264, steve@unitybymus-
ic.org for tickets. Benefits Red Cross,
Salvation Army.
Keep Wine-ing He Might
Start to Look Like Prince
Charming Comedy Tour/
Fundraiser Oct. 27, show 7:30 p.m.;
selections available for purchase
from Nimble Hill, Cangianos, Choco-
late Creations, 7 p.m., 400 Spruce St.,
Scranton. Features Paul Spratt,
Joseph Bryan, John Walton, Jeannine
M. Luby. $15, can be purchased at
570.650.7518, notprincecharm-
ing.com/site/category/new-events/.
Proceeds go to American Red Cross
to help area flood victims.
Luzerne County Flood Vic-
tims Benefit Oct. 30, 1-5 p.m.,
Genetti Hotel and Conference Center,
Wilkes-Barre. Advance tickets: $25/
adults, $15/children, free/under 2,
includes grand buffet, entertainment
by Windfall Duo, DJ Mo, Magician Bill
Dickson. Cash bar, silent auction
prizes. Benefits Salvation Army, all
proceeds stay in region. For tickets,
visit any Luzerne County branch of
FNCB, Joe Nardones Gallery of Sound
or contact 570.654.6566,nancy_fa-
hey@comcast.net.
Recovery Race 5KRun/Walk
Nov. 12, 9 a.m., Kirby Park, meet at the
pavilion by pond. Proceeds benefit
those in Wyoming Valley adversely
affected by Tropical Storm Lee. For
info, e-mail Recovery-
Race@gmail.com. Register at ceope-
oplehelpingpeople.org.
Shine ALight on Lung Can-
cer Scranton Vigil Nov. 1, 7:30
p.m., Marywood University Latour
Room. Free. Featuring Camera For A
Cure. Guests asked to register online
for free, submit photos of loved ones
touched by lung cancer for use in
slideshow. Music, speakers, light
refreshments. For info, visit lung-
canceralliance.org/shinealightonlung-
cancer.
SPCAof Luzerne County (524
E. Main St., Plains Twp., 570.825.4111)
Fall Open-howl-se: Oct. 29, noon-3
p.m. Basket raffles, treats, candles
from Pond Creek Candles to pur-
chase, more. Eastern Pennsylvania
Paranormal, All About Singles.
Step Out Walk to Stop Dia-
betes Oct. 30, Nay Aug Park, Scran-
ton. 1 or 3 miles: check in, 1 p.m., start
walk, 2 p.m. Earn incentives. Pre-walk
activities, vendors, face painting,
more. Benefits American Diabetes
Association. Register at diabetes.org/
northeastpa.
Twist and Shout for Autism
Fundraiser Oct. 28, 7 p.m.-mid-
night, The Polish Club, Scranton. $20.
Music from each decade, Two For The
Road. Food, desserts, cash bar. Bas-
ket raffles, door prizes, 50/50, best
costume. All Proceeds benefit Par-
ents Loving Children Through Autism
Foundation. Call 570.341.3388 for
tickets or at door.
Vendor/Craft Fair to Benefit
the Catherine McAuley
House Nov. 12, 9 a.m.-3 p.m., Maltby
Volunteer Fire Co. (253 Owen St.,
Swoyersville). Allie Cat Jewelry, Dove
Chocolate, Lia Sophia Jewelry, Mary
Kay, NEPAgold, Pampered Chef,
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Wilkes-Barre City Lions
Clubs Night at the Races Oct.
29, 6 p.m., Wilkes-Barre Twp. Volun-
teer Fire Hall (Watson/Zonko Sts.). $5
GA, $10 to sponsor horse. Food, bever-
ages. Benefits clubs services. For
info, to sponsor, call 570.829.4073,
822.7725.
EVENTS
Cameo House Bus Tours
(Anne Postupack, 570.655.3420,
anne.cameo@verizon.net, checks to
933 Wyoming Ave., W. Pittston, Pa.
18643)
Mind, Body & Spirit Expo, Phila.:
Oct. 29.
The Chocolate Show, NYC: Nov. 12.
Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga
Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500,
www.dietrichtheater.com) calendar of
events:
Kids Classes:
Quilting for Kids: Wed., through
Dec. 14, 3:30-5 p.m. $6/class. Ages 6+.
Call to register.
Drawing from Life: Oct. 27, Nov. 3,
10, 17, Dec. 1, 8, 4-5:30 p.m. $50. Ages
9-12. Call to register.
Young at Art: Painting for Pre-
schoolers: Oct. 27, Nov. 3, 10-10:45 a.m.
$35. Ages 4-5. All materials provided.
Call to register.
Drawing and Painting: Oct. 28, Nov.
4, 4-5:30 p.m. $35. Ages 5-8. Call to
register.
Painting Together: Oct. 28, Nov. 4,
10-10:45 a.m. $35. Ages 3-4. Young
artists and their moms, dads, grand-
parents and caregivers. Call to regis-
ter.
Intergenerational Classes:
Intergenerational Quilting: through
Dec. 14, 6-7:30 p.m. $6/class. Ages 13+.
Barn Swallows. All materials provid-
ed. Call to register.
Open Studio/Portfolio Prep: Nov. 1,
7-8:30 p.m. $15/class, $60/4 classes.
13+. All levels.
Adult Classes:
Golden Days of Radio Players:
Tues., through Dec. 6, 7-9 p.m. Free.
Culminates in performance, Dec. 7, 7
p.m. Call to register.
Decorative Painting: Oct. 26, Nov.
16, 23, 30, Dec. 7, 14, noon-3 p.m., ages
16+, $20/class + cost of painting
surface. Pre-registration required.
Acting Workshop: Oct. 27, Nov. 3, 10,
7-8:30 p.m. $50. Ages 16+. Informal
performance at end of course. Call to
register.
Pottery & Sculpture: Oct. 31, 7-8:30
p.m. 13+. $60. All materials supplied.
Photoshop 101: Oct. 26, Nov. 2, 9, 16,
7-9 p.m. $75. Ages 16+. Must have own
laptop, will download free trial of
Photoshop Elements. Call to register.
Mosaic Design: Oct. 26, Nov. 2, 9, 16,
30, Dec. 7, 7-8:30 p.m. $90. Ages 13+.
Call to register.
Knit a Slouchy Hat: Nov. 1, 7-9 p.m.
$35. Ages 16+. Participants should
know basic knit, purl stitches. All
materials provided. Call to register.
Special Events:
Barbershop Vocal Clinic: Oct. 29,
Nov. 5, 12, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free. For
new or experienced singers. Call
836.8595 to sign up, preregistration
not required.
Ekklesia Christian Club/
Coffeehouse (unitybymus-
ic.org,steve@unitybymusic.org)
Oct. 28, 7-8:30 p.m. Band, Soul
Searching. Free, open to public. Open
mic, 9 p.m. Dinner menu available.
River of Life Fellowship Church Gym
(22 Outlet Rd., Lehman). For info,
contact 717.503.7363,
curt.strunk@asmnet.com.
Entertainment Unlimited
Events:
The Poets, Frankie & The Corvettes,
Old Friends, Nov. 26, St. Marys Center
(320 Mifflin Ave., Scranton). Doors 5
p.m., music and dancing 7-11 p.m. $20,
cash bar and food court. Call
800.830.7463, 570.343.5151, 343.2429
or 457.2808 for reservations.
Exaltation of the Holy Cross
Church (420 Main Rd., Hanover
Twp., 570.823.6242)
Soup, Bake & Book Sale: Nov. 3, 8
a.m.-6 p.m. Soup of month: Chicken
Noodle. $7/quart. Take outs only,
pre-order appreciated. To order, call
Judi, 825.6914, or Barry, 831.5593.
Greater Scranton Chapter of
the Penn State Alumni As-
sociation
Tickets for Penn State vs. Ohio
State Away Game For Sale: Nov. 19.
$95 each, to members only. Member-
ships can be purchased by contacting
armcgoff@yahoo.com:$15 single
membership, $20 couple. To buy,
contact ejameselliott@aol.com.
Howl-O-Ween LowCost Ra-
bies Clinic Oct. 29, 9 a.m.-2 p.m.,
Hoof N Paw (617 Main Rd., Dallas). $10
rabies vaccines. Pet costume contest,
bake sale. All proceeds benefit local
non-profit Feral Cat Neutering Pro-
gram.
Kings College: (133 North River
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.5957 or
www.kings.edu) events:
Things that Go Boom in the Night:
Oct. 26, 7 p.m., Burke Auditorium,
William G. McGowan School of Busi-
ness. Designed for young audience.
Info: 208.5900, ext. 5390.
Lecture by Lee Mun Wah / Screen-
ing of If These Halls Could Talk: Oct.
26, 6:30 p.m., Snyder Room, Sheehy-
Farmer Campus Center. Info:
208.5898.
St. Bernardines Gospel Choir: Free
concert, Oct. 29, 7:30 p.m., liturgy,
Oct. 30, 11 a.m. Both at J. Carroll
McCormick Campus Ministry Center.
Info: 208.6044.
Misericordia University
events (www.misericordia.edu,
570.674.6400, box office 674.6719):
20th Annual Things that go Boom
in the Night: Oct. 26, 7 p.m., Wells
Fargo Amphitheater. Free to public.
Experiments, activities for kids. Free
candy, bake sale & basket raffle
benefitting schools Dead Alchemist
Society. For info, call 674.6769, e-mail
afedor@misericordia.edu.
Safe trick-or-treat: Oct. 30, 3-5
p.m., on campus. Area residents
invited to bring kids, visit residence
halls. Fair w/ games, face painting,
crafts, bean bag toss, front lawn of
McHale Hall near North Gate. Info:
570.674.6178.
Myrtle Street UMChurch
(840 Harrison Ave., Scranton,
570.346.9911, 342.2015) events:
Multi-Vendor Flea Market: Oct. 29,
10 a.m.-3 p.m. Snack shop available.
Old Navy Seasonal Hiring
Job Fair Oct. 29, noon-4 p.m., Old
Navy Arena Hub Plaza Wilkes-Barre.
Info: 570.829.6513. Apply online for 5
a.m. shipment crew members, cash-
iers, afternoon/evening recovery
teams at gapinc.com/storejobs.
The Osterhout Free Library
events (71 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-
Barre, www.osterhout.info,
570.823.0156, ext. 217)
Open Computer Lab: Mon./Wed., 5-8
p.m.; Sat., 1-4 p.m.
Board Game Night: Oct. 31, 6:30-8
p.m. All ages.
Costume Party for Adults: Oct. 31,
7-8 p.m. Over 18, must be in costume.
Premos Bakery Fundraiser: Orders
for pasties, nut and poppy seed rolls
through Nov. 2 by calling 822.4660.
Items available for pick-up at North
Branch Library, Nov. 15. $4/pasties,
$9/nut or poppy seed rolls. Checks
should be made payable to Osterhout
Library North Branch.
Penn State Wilkes-Barre
events:
Fall personal enrichment film &
discussion series schedule: Thurs.,
through Nov. 3, 7 p.m., R/C Wilkes-
Barre Movies, Wilkes-Barre. The Sixth
Sense, The Exorcist, Rosemarys
Baby, The Changeling, The Ghost
& Mrs. Muir. For info, to register:
570.675.9220, gle15@psu.edu, visit
wb.psu.edu/ce.
Saint Martin in the Fields
2nd Annual Bazaar Oct. 29, 9
a.m.-4 p.m., Little Stone Church,
corner of Nuangola & Church Rds,
Mountain Top. Silent auction, crafts,
book sale, Christmas items, jewelry,
baked goods, home canned goods.
Honey Do auction, balloon ride
raffle. All donations (except clothing)
welcome. Drop-off date, Oct. 26, 6-8
p.m. Info: 570.868.5358.
St. Michaels Church (corner of
Church/Winter Sts., Old Forge,
570.457.2875)
Pierogie Sale: $5/dozen. Orders
due by Oct. 26. Pick-ups, 2-5 p.m.,
Nov. 1, church hall. Call 562.1434,
586.2632, 457.9280 or church hall.
St. Peters Lutheran Church
(100 Rock St./Center St., Hughestown)
Wimpies Take Out Only Sale: Nov.
18, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. $1.50. Orders must be
placed by Nov. 1. Bring containers. Call
570.654.1849 or 654.1594.
Nut Roll & Poppy Seed Sale: Nov. 21,
noon-4 p.m. $7.75. Deadline Nov. 13.
Call 570.654.1849 or 654.1594.
St. Stephens Episcopal Pro-
Cathedral (35 S. Franklin St.,
Wilkes-Barre, 570.346.4600)
Food Pantry open daily Mon.-Fri.,
noon-4 p.m.
Clothing Closet: free clothing for
men, women, children. Open Tues.,
4-6:30 p.m., Wed., noon-3:30 p.m.
Unity: ACenter for Spiritual
Living (140 South Grant St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.824.7722)
A Course in Miracles: Wed. eve-
nings, 6:30 p.m.
The University of Scranton
events:
Schemel Forum bus trip Discover
Newark: Its Art, Its History, Its Fu-
ture: Oct. 29. Registration required.
Fees vary. Call 570.941.7816, e-mail
fetskok2@scranton.edu.
Halloween Concert The Uni-
versity of Scranton Jazz Ensemble:
Oct. 29, 7:30 p.m. Houlihan-McLean
Center. Free, if in costume. Featuring
Dominick Farinacci. Call 570.941.7624,
e-mail music@scranton.edu.
5th Annual East German Film
Festival: Berlin-Schonhauser Cor-
ner: Nov. 1, 7 p.m. Pearn Auditorium,
Brennan Hall. Free. Call 570.941.4014.
Schemel Forum Courses, Weinberg
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Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey will present Boom A
Ring at Mohegan Sun Arena (255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-
Barre Twp.) Oct. 27-30.
The show features daredevil stunts, illusions, feats of agility,
strength and more. Of course, the clowns and animals of Ring-
ling Bros., including dogs, birds and elephants, will also provide
entertainment.
Tickets are $20-$80 and are available at Ticketmaster, ringling-
.com or the box office. An all access pre-show, which is free to
ticket holders, begins an hour before performances. For show
times, visit mohegansunarenapa.com.
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p.m. Fees vary, reservations required.
To register, contact 570.941.7816,
fetskok2@scranton.edu:
Exploring the Universe: Stars,
Galaxies and Beyond: Mon., through
Oct. 31.
Nietzsches Influence on 20th
Century American Political Thought:
Left and Right: Wed., through Nov. 9.
Vera Bradley Bingo Fun-
draiser By the JFKElemen-
tary School/Wyoming Area
School District Nov. 13, 2 p.m.,
doors 1 p.m., Wyoming Area Second-
ary Center cafeteria (20 Memorial St.,
Exeter). $20. Tickets available at
door, seating limited. To purchase in
advance, make check payable to JFK
PTO, send to 50 Penn Ave., Exeter PA
18643, ATTN: BINGO. Include name,
address, phone, e-mail. For info, call
570.655.6130.
Viewmont Mall (Scranton,
570.346.9182, www.shopviewmont-
mall.com) events:
Annual Safe Halloween Trick-or-
Treat: Oct. 27, 6 p.m., while supplies
last. Ages 12 and younger, accompa-
nied by adult. Participating stores
marked with balloons. Begins in Tree
Court at Haunted House. Masks/
painted faces not permitted for
persons 13+.
Sports Card and Collectibles Show:
Oct. 28-30, during mall hours.
Waverly Community House
(1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly,
570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org)
events:
Ballroom Dancing Lessons: Wed.,
7:15 p.m., Comm auditorium. Basic &
advanced ballroom, swing. $15/per-
son. For info, call Vince Brust at
489.3111.
Ribbon Cutting Ceremony to Com-
memorate New Playground: Oct. 29, 3
p.m. Open to public, rain or shine.
Light refreshments.
HISTORY
Everhart Museum(1901 Mulberry
St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.ever-
hart-museum.org)
Natural Disasters: at Pages &
Places: Oct. 27, 6:30 p.m., Vintage
Theater (110 Penn Ave., Scranton).
Addressing recent, past and future
events. For info, call 589.0271.
The Houdini Museum(1433 N.
Main Ave., Scranton)
Every weekend by reservation. Open 1
p.m., closes 4 p.m. Also available
weekdays for school groups, bus,
hotel groups.
Luzerne County Historical
Society (49 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.823.6244, lchs@epix.net)
Fall 2011 Walking Tours, phone
reservation required. $7/members,
$10/nonmembers:
Downtown Wilkes-Barre Ghost
Tour: Oct. 29, 6:30 p.m., meet at
Historical Society.
LEARNING
ArtWorks Gallery &Studio
(502 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton.
570.207.1815):
All About Theatre for Preschool
and Kindergarten: Wed. through Nov.
16, 4-5 p.m. $50, supplies included.
Drawing and Painting for Very
Special Artists: Wed., through Nov. 9,
5:45-7 p.m. $100.
Basic Drawing for Teens and
Adults: Oct. 27, 5:45-7 p.m. $75.
Watercolor for Teens and Adults:
Nov. 1, 6-8:15 p.m. $100. Beginner,
intermediate.
One-Day Watercolor Workshop: Oct.
29, 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. $40, supplies
included. Ages 7-12, no experience.
Kids Art Sampler: Tues., Nov. 1-Dec.
6, 4:30-5:30 p.m. $75, supplies in-
cluded.
Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627
N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500)
Self-Defense Class taught by Aikido
Master Ven Sensei, every Mon. &
Wed., 7-9 p.m. $10.
Traditional Weapons Class, Thurs.,
7-9 p.m. $10.
Art Classes at the Georgiana
Cray Bart Studio (123 Brader Dr.,
Wilkes-Barre, 570.947.8387, gcray-
bart-artworks.com)
Adult (Ages 13+): Mon., noon-4 p.m.
(3 hrs painting, 1 hr group critique),
$30/class payable monthly. Wed., 6-9
p.m. (student chooses length of
time), $15/1 hr, $18/1 1/2 hrs, $20/2 hrs,
$25/2 1/2 hrs, $30/3 hrs, per class
payable monthly.
Children: Ages 9-12, Mon., 4:30-5:30
p.m., $15/class payable monthly. Ages
13+, Wed., 6-9 p.m., joins adult class,
individuals select amount of time to
participate. Portfolio prep instruction
available for college bound students.
Private lessons available.
Back Mountain Martial Arts
Center &Mountaintop Kar-
ate Center
For info, call either location, Back
Mountain (4 Carr Ave., 570.675.9535)
or Mountaintop (312 S. Mountain Blvd.,
466.6474): Visit Website at www.fu-
doshinkai1.com.
Instruction in Traditional Karate,
Jujutsu, Sivananda Yoga (Back Moun-
tain): Tues., Wed., Thurs., 4:30-9 p.m.,
Sat., 8:30 a.m.-12 p.m. (Mountaintop
Karate Center Mon., Weds., Fri., 4:30-9
p.m.
Instruction in Traditional Karate,
Jujutsu, Sivananda Yoga (Mountain-
top): Mon., Wed., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m.
Beauty Lies Within School of
Pole Dance (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.793.5757, sl.beautylies-
within@gmail.com). Hours by appoint-
ment, free sample appointment. Call
or e-mail for details.
Dance Contours (201 Bear Creek
Blvd., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.0152,
www.dancecontours.com)
Adult classes: ballet, tap, lyrical,
CardioSalsa, ballroom dance.
Children/teen classes: ballet, tap,
CheerDance, HipTech Jazz, a form of
dance blending basic Jazz Technique
with styles of street dance, hip hop.
Zumba classes for adults: Tues., 6
p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. First class free.
Adult ballet: Sat. morn.
Dankos Core Wrestling
Strength Training Camp
(DankosAllAmericanFitness.com)
Four sessions/week, features two
clinics, two core strength. 4 sessions/
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By Janelle Engle
Special to the Weekender
from a
barbie chick
W
hile we all like to credit
ourselves with coming
up with the latest trends
and styles off the shelves, the
truth is everything we wear now-
adays, someone wore it before us
and, odds are, before them. In my
fashion history class, we learn
about timeless trends that have
stayed for 50-plus years, and its
all owed to these fine ladies.
Audrey Hepburn: This ac-
tress style was all about being
chic, classic and sophisticated.
She stuck out from the rest of the
actresses of her decade because
she preferred basic pieces and
ballet flats to over-the-top dresses
and heels. She was the epitome
of dressing like a lady. Marilyn
Monroe: This screen siren needs
no introduction, Marilyn was and
still is every mans fantasy girl,
she was sexy and charming with-
out even having to try. This ef-
fortless appeal reflected in her
everyday and red-carpet clothes.
The body-hugging dresses that
she constantly flaunted are still
on the shelves proving her sex
appeal stands the test of time.
Also, you cannot forget her sig-
nature red lipstick and blonde
hair, which are a combination
that everyone in-
cluding celebrities
still try to replicate be-
cause after all dont
Gentlemen Prefer
Blondes?
Edie Sedgwick: Prob-
ably the least well-
known on our list but by
far, one of my favorites
because Edie was a girl
who had everything
come easy to her, in-
cluding her style. The
outfits she wore were
never meticulously
planned, and she usually
left the house wearing
leotards and tights from
dance class. But since
she was somewhat of a
mini celebrity, thanks to
her close friendship with
artist Andy Warhol and
musician Bob Dylan,
much to her own amuse-
ment, she became a trendsetter.
Part of her signature look was
statement earrings, much like the
oversized chandelier ones we
wear today, along with black
leggings or thigh highs, which
Edie wore with everything.
Debbie Harry: Since most of
this list is filled with classic,
sophisticated styles, I had to add
some rock n roll. Without a
doubt, Debbie set the standard
for the dont-care-what-Im-
wearing-but-I-still-look-freaking-
good persona that female rock
stars still try to pull off. Must
haves in Debbies wardrobe? A
beat-up leather jacket, lots of
band and graphic tees and dark
tight jeans or cutoffs, of course,
you have to complete it with her
just-rolled-out-of-bed hairdo and
badass attitude.
While ironically, most of these
trend-setting females didnt even
try when it came to fashion and
had no interest in trends, they
inadvertently started them by just
dressing how they felt. So take a
note from them and dress with
how you feel instead of attempt-
ing to follow a strict regime of
whats on the cover of all the
magazines. Who knows, you just
might end up putting your own
stamp on the fashion world your-
self. W
Janelle attends The Art
Institute of Philadelphia.
She writes this column
every other week.
Janelle pays homage to It Girl
Edie Sedgwick.
Ladies who
stand the
test of time
Had an encounter with someone famous? If so, the Weekender wants
your pictures for our Starstruck.
It doesnt matter if it happened five months ago or five years ago. Send
us your photo, your name, hometown, the celebrity you met, and when
and where you met them, and well run one photo here each week. E-mail
high resolution JPEGs to weekender@theweekender.com, or send your
photos to Starstruck, c/o The Weekender, 15 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre, PA,
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Joe Hill of Shavertown with Bob Marley &
The Wailers sax player Glen DaCosta, Feb. 6, 2010
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bitch & brag
By Jeff and Amanda of 98.5 KRZ
Special to the Weekender
Jeffs Bitch
Occupy Wall Street! Im sure
you have seen it on TV, where
Zucotti Square in New York City
has become a tent city. It started
off with protesting the greed on
Wall Street, but has since evolved
into a mish mash of complaints,
anti- capitalism, the wealthy,
global warming, the lack of jobs,
etc.
In order to bring about change,
you need a clear message. OWS
appears to be a rag-tag group of
malcontents, with demands rang-
ing from free schooling to a
minimum living wage. (Im
serious. One demand was that
everyone earn a living wage
whether they work or not.)
Back to the real world. If your
gripe is that Wall Street banks
have fleeced the people, Im with
you 100 percent. They have. But
youre protesting the wrong
group. Who gave the banks a
license to steal? Our bobbleheads
in Washington!
When President Bill Clinton
repealed the Glass-Steagall Act
in 1999, it allowed commercial
banks holding millions in mort-
gages, to speculate with that
money, thus leading to the crash
of the home industry in 2007.
Clinton, President George W.
Bush and President Barack Oba-
ma loaded up their cabinets with
Wall Street power brokers and
lobbyists. So why not take the
protest right to the true villains:
Congress and the White House.
Both Democrats and Republicans
are guilty of bleeding us through
taxes to fund handouts to ensure
their re-election. Demand that the
fed stops bailing out banks who
know the U.S. government will
save them out if they screw up.
And one final thought: Show
some dignity. Photos of pro-
testers defecating on police cars
doesnt help. Nor does an alleged
rape Oct. 15 in a tent in Cleve-
land. Or the hundreds of arrests
nationwide.
Use your freedom of speech,
but make us believe you want to
be a contributing member of
society. Oh, and know what the
hell it is youre protesting!
Amandas Brag:
Im not sure who the brilliant
mind is that originally thought of
the idea of cake pops, but man I
do love her. (It had to have been a
woman, they are just so darn
cute!) Whoever it was that decid-
ed to take the cupcake trend to a
new level and thought to create
balls of cake on a stick is just a
genius.
After multiple failed attempts,
I have finally mastered the art of
cake-pop baking, making and
decorating. Have you noticed
how big of a trend baking has
become? With shows like Cake
Boss and Ace of Cakes, every-
ones trying their hand at tasty
creations. I first saw cake pops at
Starbucks a while back and had
to at least try to make them. My
first two attempts failed miser-
ably. Thankfully, the staff here at
KRZ will eat almost anything, so
even the bad tester batches were
eaten. (They just looked like
balls of brown mush, but appar-
ently tasted delish.) Everyone
stuck with me, and finally, this
week, I made an entire successful
batch of Halloween cake pops!
Since Im a klutz in the kitchen,
Im always surprised at the rave
reviews my baking gets.
If youve thought about trying
to make cake pops before, dont
be intimidated. Its not as compli-
cated as you might think. Even
Google searches for How to
make cake pops seem to over-
complicate the process. If you
want to try the latest trend in
baking, read how I made them in
a few easy steps on my blog at
985krz.com.
FYI: Its much more cost effec-
tive to bake cupcakes. These little
treats on a stick start to add up
with all of the pieces necessary
to make them. I am planning to
do some kind of holiday-themed
cake pops in December, so check
back then for new tips. W
Hear Jeff & Amanda
Bitch & Brag Fridays
at 3:30 p.m. on 98.5 KRZ.
Jeff agrees that Wall Street banks have fleeced the people, but thats not at the
center of his Bitch this week
Amanda dabbled in the
world of cake pops and
would like to thank their
inventor.
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Group discounts, coaches, teams,
clubs, free stuff. Visit website or call
Larry Danko at 570.825.5989 for info.
Dimensions In Dance les-
sons at Phoenix Theater Adult
classes: Mon., 6-8 p.m., jazzercise,
ballet boot camp. Thurs., 6-8 p.m.,
jazzercise, tap. Kid classes: Wed.,
5:30-8:30 p.m., tap, ballet/hip hop, hip
hop/jazz. Thurs., 8-9 p.m., Fosse jazz.
$10. Call Lee to register 991.1817.
Downtown Dojo Karate A-
cademy (84 S. Main St., Wilkes-
Barre, 570.262.1778)
Offering classes in traditional karate,
weapons, self defense. Mon-Thurs.,
5:30-8:45 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-noon.
Zumba Classes: Tues., Thurs., 7-8
p.m.; Sat., 12:30-1:30 p.m. $5/class. Call
for info.
Everhart Museum(1901 Mulberry
St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.ever-
hart-museum.org)
Youth4Science: Thurs., through
Oct. 27, 3:30-5 p.m. Grades 4-6. $15/
student for 4-class series. Pre-regis-
tration, pre-payment required; space
limited. For info, to register, call,
e-mail education@everhart-mu-
seum.org.
Youth4Art: Mon., through Nov. 14,
3:30-5 p.m. Grades 2-6. $30/student
for 8-class series. Pre-registration,
pre-payment required; space limited.
For info, call, e-mail education@ever-
hart-museum.org.
EverhART 101: Oct. 29, Nov. 5, 12, 19,
10:30 a.m.-noon. Grades K-5, theme of
plants. $16/child, members; $20/child,
non-members. Pre-registration re-
quired, space limited. For info, to
register, call, e-mail education@ever-
hart-museum.org.
The Exercise Lady, Doreen
Rakowski (Theeexercisela-
dy0@aol.com, 570.287.9801)
Yoga, Pilates, Thai Chi Classes
Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old Ber-
wick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580)
MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m.
First visit free. Wrestling funda-
mentals, basic Brazilian Ju-Jitsu No
Gi. Call for info.
Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class:
Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free.
Non-combative class.
Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for
info.
Fazios Hapkido Do Jang (61
Main St., Luzerne, 570.239.1191)
Accepting new students. Children
(age 7-12) Mon./Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m.
Teen/adult Mon./Wed., 6:45-8:15 p.m.;
Tues.-Thurs., 6:30-8 p.m. Private
lesson also available.
Learn Hapkido. Self defense applica-
tions. $50 monthly, no contract.
GreenBeing (334 Adams Ave.,
Scranton, info@shopgreenbeing.com)
Not Your Grannys Sewing: one-on-
one lessons: $40/lesson, $140/4
sessions, 2-3 hour sessions. Tailored
to individual needs.
Guitar &Bass Lessons avail-
able from Fox Studios (11 Rhine Creek
Rd., Drums) Mon.-Thurs. 1-10 p.m. $16
per hour. All ages, all styles of music,
all levels. Call 570.788.4797 for info.
JimThorpe Arts in Motion
(jtartsinmotion.com)
Classes at East Side Jim Thorpe
location. Adults, children ranging
from Music Together to belly dancing,
yoga and Flirty Girl Fitness for adults.
Zumbatomic (childrens Zumba)
starts late fall. Nov., Jacqueline Hyde,
classes in Burlesque, Cabaret Arts.
Kwonkodo Lessons by reser-
vation at The Hapkido Teakwondo
Institute (210 Division St., Kingston).
$40/month. Call 570.287.4290 for
info.
Misericordia University Non-
credit Art Classes (50 Lake St.,
registration required, closes two
weeks before start of class,
570.674.6289)
Portraits in Pastel: Series 1: Oct. 26,
Nov. 2, 9, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Series 2: Nov.
5, 12, 19, 1-3 p.m.
Introduction to Pastels: Series 2:
Oct. 27, 6-8 p.m.
Introduction to Portraiture: Oct. 29,
1-3 p.m.
Childrens Clay: Ages 8-10, 3 series.
Series 3: 4 successive Tues., starts
Nov. 1, 4-5 p.m.
NEPABonsai Society (Midway
Garden Center, 1865 Hwy. 315, Pittston,
570.654.6194, www.myspace.com/
nepabonsai).
Monthly meeting last Wed., 7 p.m.
Features business sessions, demon-
strations/programs/workshops.
Osterhout Library (71 S. Franklin
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0156, ext.
217)
ESL Class, Adult English as Second
Language Non-native Speakers,
Beginning Level: Oct. 27, Nov. 3, 10, 17,
Dec. 8, 15, 22, 10-11:30 a.m.
Pocono Arts Council (18 N.
Seventh St., Stroudsburg.
570.476.4460. www.poconoarts.org)
Ongoing Adult Classes
Oil Painting: Oct. 27, Nov. 3, 10, 17,
24 (24to be rescheduled due to
holiday), 6:30-8:30 p.m. $72/members,
$80/non-members, $60/seniors.
Materials list provided.
Acrylic Painting: Oct. 31, 5:45-8:45
p.m. $110/members, $120/non-mem-
bers, $90/seniors. Materials list
provided.
Adult Classes
Pastel Painting: Wed., through Oct.
26, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. $110/members, $120/
non-members, $90/seniors. Materials
list provided.
Basic Drawing: Wed., through Oct.
26, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $72/members,
$80/non-members, $60/seniors.
Materials list provided.
Shaolin White Crane Fist
(Wyoming)
Teaching traditional Chinese martial
arts of Shaolin White Crane Fist, Wing
Chun Gong Fu, Yang Style Taijiquan,
Qigong-Energy work, Shauijiao-
Chinese Wrestling, more. $35/week,
first week free. Three levels of train-
ing, ages 15+. Contact Master Mike
DiMeglio 570.371.8898.
Sil-LumKung-Fu &Tai-Chi
Academy (509 Pittston Ave.,
Scranton)
Specializing in traditional Chinese
Martial Arts in classical Shaolin
styles:
Sil-Lum Hung-Gar Tiger Claw,
Shaolin White Crane Boxing, Northern
Long Fist Kung Fu & Yang Style Tai-
Chi. 2 classes/week, $75/month. For
info, call Master Mark Seidel,
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if applicable, owners name and
hometown to:
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Owner:
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570.249.1087.
Childrens classes now forming,
Sat., 11 a.m.$50/month. For info, call
570.249.1087.
Something Special: (23 West
Walnut Street Kingston, 570.540.6376,
angietheartist@aol.com, www.angela-
demuroart.com)
MANGA Art Class: (Japanese Car-
tooning) Wed., 4-5 p.m. Learn the art
of Japanese cartooning. 4-week
session, supplies included: $60 per
child. Call or e-mail to register.
STARGallery, inside the Mall
at Steamtown
Baby Footsteps In The Sand: Tues.,
6-7 p.m., ages 5+. $15/class, some
supplies included
Sat. Art & Craft Classes: 1-2 p.m.,
$15/child.
First Steps of a Budding Artist: Sat.,
1:30-3:30 p.m., $25/class, some suppli-
es included.
Passport to Adventure: bring
photo, learn to turn it into art, $20
pastel classes, #25 acrylic. Contact
570.347.5146 for info.
St. Josephs School classes
(1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton,
570.963.0500):
Traditional Weapons Class: Thurs.,
7-9 p.m. Self-defense techniques
using cane, club, short stick, wooden
sword, escrima sticks, more. Learn
history principles, practical use. No
prior martial arts experience. $10/
class.
Womens Self-Defense Class: Sat.,
10 a.m.-12 p.m. Self-defense tech-
niques to protect from variety of
attacks. No prior martial arts experi-
ence. Wear loose fitting clothes.
$10/class.
Wyoming Valley Art League
Painting with Irina Krawitz: $15/
hour, $120/4-weeks. Call 570.793.3992
for info.
MIND AND BODY
Absolute Pilates with Leslie
(263 Carbondale Rd., Clarks Summit,
www.pilateswithleslie.com)
Classes Schedule: Mon., Wed., Fri.,
9-10 a.m. Private training on Cadillac,
Reformer and Wunda Chair, along
with Pilates mat classes, stability ball
core classes, more. Check website for
updates.
ACourse in Miracles New
group forming in Ashley for those
experienced w/ ACIM forgiveness
philosophy, workbook practices. Day,
time TBD. Call Mariellen, 570.357.2698
by Nov. 30 for info.
Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787,
www.artsyouniverse.com)
Studio J, 2nd floor
Meditation in tradition of Gurdjieff,
Ospensky: Sun., 12-1 p.m., $5
Childrens Meditation: Thurs., 6-7
p.m. Ages 9-14, $5
Tarot Card Readings, by appoint-
ment. $20 first half hour, $10 addi-
tional half hours.
Awakenings Yoga (570.472.3272)
PrivateYoga Instruction w/ certi-
fied senior Instructor of Himalayan
Institute. 24 years experience. Learn
secrets of Himalayan Masters. Les-
sons include asana, pranayama,
meditation, relaxation, ayruveda,
holistic nutrition, tantra. $75/session
Balance Ultimate Fitness
(Belladaro Prof Bldg, 570.862.2840)
Early Morning Fitness Bootcamp:
Tues./Thurs., 6:30 a.m.-7:30 a.m., Sat,
9:30 a.m.-10:30 a.m., $15 or 12 classes
for $150.
Bellas Yoga Studio (650 Boule-
vard Ave., Dickson City, 570.307.5000,
www.bellasyoga.com, info@bellasyo-
ga.com)
All workshops $15, pre-registration
suggested.
Sun. Class: 10-11:15 a.m. Features
Alternating Vinyasa style yoga w/
yoga fusion.
Club Fit (1 West Broad St., Hazleton,
570.497.4700, www.clubfithazle-
ton.com)
Boxing classes w/ Rich Pastorella
(pastorella.net26.net). Mon., 7-8 p.m.
$40/month.
Dietrich Theater, Tunkhan-
nock (60 E. Tioga St., Tunkhannock:
570.996.1500)
Yoga for You: Wed., 10-11 a.m. $15/
lesson. Bring yoga mat or beach
towel. Call for details.
Exhale Yoga Studio (900 Rutter
Ave., 2nd floor, Forty Fort, behind
Beer Deli in the big brick building,
570.301.3225)
Free style Vinyasa: Tues., 10
a.m.-11:15 a.m., Thurs., 2-3:15 p.m., Fri.,
6-7:15 p.m. All levels, breathing, aro-
matherapy, guided meditations.
$10/class.
Goddess Creations Shop &
Gallery (214 Depot St., Clarks Sum-
mit, 570.575.8649, info@goddesscrea-
tions.net)
Tarot Card Readings by Rev. Whit-
ney Mulqueen by appointment. Call.
Tarot Readings: Thurs., 6-9:30 p.m.
at Montrose Inn, Restaurant & Tavern
(26 S. Main St., Montrose). $25 for
15-20 min.
Haifa Belly Dance (Haifabelly-
dance.com, 570.836.7399)
Mon., 5:15 p.m., Serenity Wellness &
Dance Center (135 Main St., Luzerne)
Wed., 6 p.m., Holistic Health Center
(Route 6, Tunkhannock)
Harris Conservatory for the
Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne,
718.0673)
Cardio Kickboxing: Wed., 7-8 p.m.;
Sat., 9-10 a.m. $5/class. Call for info.
Hoop Fitness Techniques: Mon.,
7:30-8:30 p.m. $5/class. Call for info.
Healing Circle New group form-
ing in Ashley for healing energy
practitioners (in business or w/
training) to work on each other
individually & in teams. Day, time to
be determined. Call Mariellen,
570.357.2698 by Nov. 30 for info.
Hoop Fitness Classes (whirli-
gighoopers.com)
Beginner/Intermediate: Mon., 7:30
p.m., Harris Conservatory (545 Char-
les St., Luzerne). $5. Call 718.0673 to
reserve.
Beginner/Intermediate: Thurs., 5:30
p.m., Studio 32 (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-
Barre) $5.
Jeet Kune Do Fighting Con-
cepts Teaches theories of move-
ment in Martial Arts. $100/month. Call
instructor Mike DiMeglio for info,
570.371.8898.
Kwon Kodo Lessons: Learn
self-defense system that combines
Korean Martial Arts such as Hapkido,
Taekwondo & Kuk Sool. Lessons held
at Hapkido Taekwondo Institute (150
Welles St., Forty Fort). $40/month.
For info, call 570.287.4290 or visit
htkdi.com.
Mala Yoga (1815 Sanderson Ave.,
Scranton, 570.604.0945)
$9 walk-in, $60/month unlimited.
Sun.: Zumba, 9:50 a.m.; Ashtanga
Fusion, 11 a.m.
Mon.: Condensed Ashtanga Primary
Series, 10:30 a.m.; Ashtanga Primary
Series all levels, 5:15 p.m., Advanced
Full Led Primary Series, 7 p.m.
Tues.: Slow Flow, 5:30 p.m., Ad-
vanced Ashtanga Fusion, 7 p.m.
Wed.: Intermediate Ashtanga
Fusion, 5:30 p.m., Zumba, 7 p.m.
Thurs.: Condensed Primary Series,
10:30 a.m., Beginner Ashtanga, 5 p.m.;
Advanced Ashtanga Primary Series,
6:15 p.m.
Fri.: Zumba, 10 a.m.; Advanced
Ashtanga Fusion, 5:30 p.m.
Sat.: Morning Stretch All Levels, 9
a.m.; Ashtanga Primary Series, 10:30
a.m.
MaximumHealth and Fit-
ness (310 Market St., Kingston,
570.283.2804)
Ab Lab with Amy: Sat., 8:30 a.m.;
Mon., 7:30 p.m. Call for info.
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Spectrum Health & Racquet Club (151
Terrace Dr., Eynon). Meditation: Fri.,
7-8 p.m. Yoga: Sat., 9:45-10:45 a.m. $5
each class, bring mat. Call
570.383.3223 for info.
NutriFitness Boot Camp (311
Market St., Kingston, 570.288.2409)
Free week of Boot Camp for new
members: Mon.-Fri., 8:30 a.m., 5:30
p.m.
Zumba: Tues. 6 p.m.; Thurs., 7 p.m.;
Sat., 9 a.m. $5.
Tang Soo Do Karate Classes: Mon.,
Wed., 6:45 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. Call to
register.
Odyssey Fitness (401 Coal St.,
Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.2661, odyssey-
fitnesscenter.com)
Yoga Classes: Sun., 12:30 p.m.; Mon.,
7:15 a.m.; Tues., 7 a.m., 5 p.m.; Wed., 8
a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Thurs., 6:30 p.m.; Sat.,
10:30 a.m. All levels welcome.
ZumbAtomic: Lil Starz, ages 4-7:
5:30 p.m.; Big Starz, ages 8-12: 6:15
p.m.
Pocono Yoga &Meditation
Classes (570.472.3272, www.Poco-
noYoga.com) Classes with Suzi,
certified yoga instructor
Gentle Yoga: Thurs., 6:30 p.m., East
Mountain Apartments. Free to resi-
dents.
Private Yoga Instruction: Only by
appointment. $35 per hour. Call.
Private Meditation Instruction:
Only by appointment. $35 per hour.
Call.
Reiki Classes (570.387.6157,
reikictr@localnet.com) Sessions with
Sue Yarnes:
Beginner to Advanced Reiki at our
locations or your home. Hospital
endorsed, training for professional
Usui Reiki teacher certification avail-
able. Call or e-mail for info.
Sandy Seyler Studio (House of
Nutrition, 2nd floor, 50 Main St.,
Luzerne, 570.288.1785, SandySeyl-
er.com)
Oct. Hatha Yoga and Meditation
Schedule:
Yoga: Mon., 6:30 p.m., Wed., 10:30
a.m., Thurs., 7:15 p.m., Sat., 9:30 a.m.
Multi-level classes for beginners,
intermediate. Hatha Yoga postures,
Pranayam, deep relaxation. $10.
Meditation: Mon., 10:30 a.m., Thurs.,
6 p.m. Pranayam, mantra meditation.
No experience. $10.
Sheri Pilates Studio (703
Market St., Kingston, 570.331.0531)
Beginner mat class: Tues., 5 p.m.
$50/10 classes.
Equipment classes on reformer
and tower: $150/10 classes.
Private training available on re-
former, cadillac, stability chair, ladder
barrel, cardiolates on rebounder.
Call studio for additional mat class/
equipment class schedule, all classes
taught by certified instructors.
Tarot Readings every Sun., 11
a.m.-5:30 p.m., Shambala, Scranton,
located at Mall At Steamtown, first
floor outside Bonton. By Whitney
Mulqueen. Walk-ins welcome. Info:
570.575.8649, 344.4385, find Shamba-
la on Facebook.
Thetravelingyogi@ya-
hoo.comIndividual attention for
physical/spiritual advancement. All
levels welcome. Call 570.709.2406 for
info. Classes held at The Studio at 32
(32 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre) Sat.,
10:30 a.m.-noon.
Vibrational Meditation New
group forming in Ashley. $5/class.
Day, time to be determined. Call
Mariellen, 570.357.2698 by Nov. 30
for info.
White Dragon Internal
Strength Chi Kung (330 Sandra
Dr., Jefferson Twp & Scranton,
570.906.9771) Tai chi, yoga, med-
itation, chi kung, white lotus, pai lum,
flowing water, inner tiger. Beginners-
advanced. Mon.-Fri., open 6 a.m.-10
p.m. Sat. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Sun 9 a.m.-5
p.m. Private and group. Any ages.
The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming
Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544)
Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.;
Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m., 6:30
p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m.
Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9
a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m.
OUTSIDE
Endless Mountains Nature
Center: (Camp Lackawanna, Tunk-
hannock, 570.836.3835, www.EMN-
Conline.org)
Star Gazing: Oct. 26, 6 p.m., EMNC
lodge. Free.
Bird Watching Walk: Oct. 28, 9 a.m.,
meet at Russell Hill Methodist Church,
Tunkhannock. Bring binoculars, field
guide. Free/stewards, $3/others. Call
if attending.
Nescopeck State Park (1137
Honey Hole Rd., Drums, 570.403.2006)
All events free, unless noted other-
wise. Reservations required.
Scout Night Hike: Oct. 28, 6:15-8:15
p.m., meet at park office. Scouts &
guardians, no siblings please. Free,
donations of $2/scout payable to
Commonwealth of Pa day of event
appreciated. Registration required,
call.
Scranton Ghost Walk (Scran-
tonGhostTours.com, 570.383.1821)
Daily, 90-minute tours, usually 7:30
p.m., 9 p.m. $20/adults, $15/under 11.
Rain or shine. Reservations required.
Secret meeting place divulged upon
reservation. Daytime walks available
on limited basis. Call to reserve.
SOCIAL GROUPS
Beehive Area Narcotics
Anonymous (Wilkes-Barre-King-
ston-Nanticoke-Mountaintop) 24 hour
phone line: 570.654.7755 or
1.866.935.4762.
Food Addicts Anonymous
Meetings (St. Vincent DePaul
Church, Scranton: 570.344.7866)
Meetings every Fri. night, 8 p.m.
Lightworkers Social Group
New group forming in Ashley. Open to
Lightworkers (alternative/energetic
healers, astrologers, channels, spiri-
tual card readers, counselors, etc.)
Day, time to be determined. Call
Mariellen, 570.357.2698 by Nov. 30
for info.
Nar-Anon Family Group
Meetings Sun. 7 p.m. Clear Brook
Bldg. (rear), Forty Fort; Wed., 7 p.m.
United Methodist Church, Mountain-
top. 570.288.9892.
Occupy Wilkes-Barre pro-
testing nightly, 6-9 p.m. (except in
inclement weather), Public Square.
Rainn: Rape/Abuse/Incest
National Network
Order advance copies of Cooking
With The Stars On A Rainn-y Day
Cookbook. $20. Will be ready for
Christmas. Call 570.472.8231.
Spiritual Book Club New book
club forming in Ashley to read/
discuss spiritual/metaphysical mate-
rial. 1st book is The Light Shall Set
You Free by Dr. Norma Milanovich &
Dr. Shirley McCune. Fees for books
only. Day, time to be determined. Call
Mariellen, 570.357.2698 by Nov. 30
for info.
Support Group for Anxiety,
Stress &Depression Meeting
Nov. 1, 15, 6:30 p.m., St Pauls Lutheran
Church (316 S. Mountain Blvd., Moun-
taintop). Info: support-
groupmt@aol.com.
Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Re-
solve Infertility Peer Sup-
port Group: Last Sun. of month,
6:30-8 p.m., Kistler Learning Center at
Geisinger Wyoming Valley. Contact
Jennifer for info, 610.393.8098. W
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Anthology Books (515 Center
St., Scranton, above Outrageous,
570.341.1443, scrantholo-
gy@gmail.com) All events free,
unless otherwise noted.
Writing Groups
Open writers group: Sat., noon led
by KK Gordon and Leslee Clapp.
Bring piece of original writing to
discuss and critique.
Barnes & Noble Wilkes-
Kings Booksellers (7 S. Main
St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.4700)
Monthly Book Clubs, all 6:30-7:30
p.m.
New Age: last Thurs., 6:30-7:30
p.m.
Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga
St., Tunkhannock: 570.996.1500)
Writers Group Thurs., 7-8:30 p.m.
Celebrates all types of writing styles,
formats. Join anytime. Free. Call to
register.
Kings College Events:
(133 N. River St., Wilkes-Barre,
570.208.5900, www.kings.edu)
Reading by Michael Cunningham:
Nov. 2, 7:30 p.m. Burke Auditorium,
William G. McGowan School of Busi-
ness. Pulitzer Prize-winning author of
The Hours will read excerpts from
his work, followed by Q&A and book
signing. Info: 208.5900, ext. 5487.
Pages & Places @Anthology
(Vintage Theater, Scranton, happy
hour 6:30 p.m., programs start 7
p.m., free)
Why is NEPA Suffering Natural
Disasters?: Oct. 27
Pittston Memorial Library
(47 Broad St., 570.654.9565, pitmem-
lib@comcast.net)
Crochet Club: Tues. 10 a.m.-noon,
Thurs. 6-7:45 p.m., 12+, registration
required. Participants bring their
own crochet hook, yarn. Call, stop to
register.
The Friends Meetings: 4th Thurs.
of month, 7 p.m. New members
always welcome.
Scranton Reads featuring Fah-
renheit 451 by Ray Bradbury.
Through Oct.
The Vintage Theater (119 Penn
Avenue, Scranton, 570.589.0271,
www.scrantonsvintagetheater.com)
Writers critique group: Sat.,
noon-2 p.m. Bring work samples.
Free and open to public, donations
encouraged.
West Pittston Library (200
Exeter Ave., www.wplibrary.org,
570.654.9847)
Book Club: First Tues., 6:45 p.m.
Free. Informal discussion of member-
selected books.
Weekly story time for children:
Fri., 1 p.m. Free.
VISUAL
AFA Gallery (514 Lackawanna
Ave., Scranton: 570.969.1040 or
Artistsforart.org)
Gallery hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-5 p.m.
Louis Rogais Selected Works:
1972-Present: through Oct. 29. Free
and open to the public. Info: louis-
rogai.com.
Halloween Bash: Oct. 28, 8-11 p.m.
Costumes, dancing, treats, DJ Walt
Luke. $10 donation.
Artspace Gallery (221 Center St.,
Bloomsburg, 570.784.0737)
Gallery Hours Thurs.-Sat., 12-8 p.m.,
Sun., 12-5 p.m., or by appointment.
First Impressions: Exhibition
featuring Sandra B. Davis & Marilyn
Paul: through Nov. 13.
ARTSPACE Gallery (18 N. 7th
St., Stroudsburg, artspacegallery.net)
Marlana Holsten photography:
through Oct.
Arts YOUniverse Art Gal-
lery (47 North Franklin St., Wilkes-
Barre)
Hours: Mon.-Thurs., 9 a.m.-8 p.m.; Fri.,
noon-8 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-5 p.m.
Octobi Collective: through Nov.
18. Work by Tobi Balin Grossman.
ArtWorks Gallery (503 Lacka-
wanna Ave., Scranton. 570.207.1815)
Gallery hours: Tues.-Fri., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.,
Sat., 11a.m.-3 p.m., or by appointment.
Points of Departure: William Ampt-
man and Mark Chuck: through Oct.
26.
Blue Heron Art Gallery (121
Main St., Wyalusing, 570.746.4922,
www.blueheronart.org)
Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4:30
p.m. Sat. by appt.
The Art of Dance-The Music of
Art: through Dec. 15
The Butternut Gallery &
Second Story Books (204
Church St, 2nd Floor, Montrose)
Gallery hours: Wed.-Sat., 11a.m.-5 p.m.,
Sun., 12 p.m.-4 p.m.
Windows: A Collaborative Exhibit
of Writing & Visual Arts: through
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On guard
Camerawork Gallery (downstairs in the Marquis Gallery, 515
Center St., Scranton) presents the exhibit The Museum Guard
Project, a collection of photographs of museum guards by Paul
Greenberg through Tuesday, Nov. 1.
I have always classified myself as a social documentary photog-
rapher, Greenberg said in a press release. Almost all of the
images in this project are unposed and shot surreptitiously. On
the rare occasion that I asked a guard to pose for a picture, I was,
for the most part, rejected!
Gallery hours are Monday-Friday, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. and Saturday,
10 a.m.-5 p.m. Pictured above, a portion of one of the pieces
from the show.
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Corner of Vaughn & Buckingham St., Luzerne
(570) 283-3573 Open at Noon Mon.-Sun.
SERVING SMALL, MEDIUM & LARGE FRESH BAKED
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SATURDAY
$5 FOOT LONG
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8-11 p.m. Eat in only.
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$2.50
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Nov. 20.
Camerawork Gallery (Down-
stairs in the Marquis Gallery, Laundry
Building, 515 Center St., Scranton,
570.510.5028. www.camerawork-
gallery.org, rross233@aol.com) Gal-
lery hours Mon.-Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.;
Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
The Museum Guard Project
Photographs by Paul Greenberg:
through Nov. 1.
Gallery at the Pocono Com-
munity Theater (88 S. Courtland
St., East Stroudsburg, 570.421.3456.
poconocommunitytheater.org)
Color, Pattern & Design: through
Jan. 8. Local artist Marcos Oksen-
hendler of Monroe County.
Hope Horn Gallery (Hyland Hall,
University of Scranton, 570.941.4214)
The Sherwin Series: Works by
Joelle Dietrick: through Nov. 18,
paintings, prints, animations that
remix images of foreclosed homes,
Sherwin-Williams 2007 Color Fore-
cast paints. Exhibit lecture presented
by Dietrick, Nov. 4, 5 p.m., Pearn
Auditorium, Brennan Hall. Public
reception, 6-8 p.m. at gallery. Free.
The Linder Gallery at Keys-
tone College
The Pros & Cons of Unitized
Construction: Oct. 30-Dec. 2. Sculp-
tures & drawings by Vaughn Randall.
Artists reception, Oct. 30, 4-6 p.m.,
public invited. Randall will give public
presentation Oct. 31, 9:45 a.m., Fire-
place Lounge, Hibbard Campus
Center.
Mahady Gallery (Marywood
University, 570.348.6211 x 2428, mary-
wood.edu/galleries.)
Gallery hours: Mon., Thurs.-Fri., 9
a.m.-4 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 9 a.m.-8 p.m.;
Sat.-Sun., 1-4 p.m.
Spare Parts by Susan Scranton
Dawson: through Nov. 20. Gallery
Talk with artist, Oct. 26, 3 p.m.
Marquis Art & Frame (122 S.
Main St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.0518)
Gallery hours Mon.-Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
Threes Company-work by Jean
Adams, Earl Lehman and Leigh Paw-
ling: through Nov. 5. Pottery by
Adams, paintings by Pawling Lehman.
Moscow Clayworks
The Haitian Clayworks Project:
through Nov. In conjunction with
show at Linder Gallery. For info, call
570.357.1627.
New Visions Studio & Gal-
lery (201 Vine St., Scranton,
www.newvisionstudio.com,
570.878.3970)
Gallery hours: Tues.-Sun., noon-6 p.m.
and by appointment.
Nightmare on Vine Street, artists:
Alex Seeley, Erica Simon and Nick
Shotwell: through Oct. 31.
Pauly Friedman Art Gallery
(Misericordia University,
570.674.6250, misericordia.edu/art)
Gallery Hours: Mon. closed, Tue.-
Thurs. 10 a.m.-8 p.m., Fri. 10 a.m.-5
p.m., Sat.-Sun. 1-5 p.m. Ani Art
Academy Waichulis Capturing Real-
ism 2011: Oct. 29-Dec. 10, opening
reception Oct. 29, 5-8 p.m. Collab-
orated works of 40+ artists repre-
senting Ani Art Academies, Jahn
Studios, The Studio of Joel Carson
Jones. Free, open to public.
Pocono Arts Council (18 N.
Seventh St., Stroudsburg.
570.476.4460. www.poconoarts.org)
Penny Ross, watercolors, and Don
Manza, photography: through Oct.
Schulman Gallery (2nd floor of
LCCC Campus Center, 1333 S. Pros-
pect St., Nanticoke, www.luzerne.edu/
schulmangallery, 570.740.0727)
Gallery hours: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m.
Mastering the Old Masters:
through Nov. 29. One-man show by
Michael Molnar, through Nov. 5.
Second part opens with reception,
Nov. 11, 6-8 p.m., work by students in
LCCC commercial art program. Free,
open to public.
Sordoni Art Gallery at
Wilkes University (150 S. River
St., Stark Learning Center)
Gallery summer hours: Fri., Sun.,
noon-4:30 p.m., Sat., 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m.
Running the Numbers: Portraits
of Mass Consumption: Photographs
by Chris Jordan: through Dec. 11.
STAR Gallery at the Mall at
Steamtown (570.969.2537/
343.3048)
Walk A Mile In Her Shoes: Artists
from Women Resources Center.
Natures Way: through Oct. 31.
Featuring Nancy Hickok, Tom Gavern.
Suraci Gallery (Marywood Uni-
versity, 570.348.6211 x 2428, mary-
wood.edu/galleries.)
Gallery hours: Mon., Thurs.-Fri., 9
a.m.-4 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 9 a.m.-8 p.m.;
Sat.-Sun., 1-4 p.m.
Ronald Gonzalez: Studies for
Black Figures, Marquette & Working
Models: through Dec. 4.
Wayne County Arts Alliance
(waynecountyartsalliance.org,
570.253.6850)
Sunday Night Cinema: through
Nov. 20, 7 p.m., Wayne County Cham-
ber of Commerce (32 Commercial St.,
Honesdale). $5/person suggested
donation. Preceded by short intro,
followed by discussion.
Widmann Gallery (Located in
Kings Colleges Sheehy-Farmer
Campus Center between North Fran-
klin and North Main Streets, Wilkes-
Barre, 208.5900, ext. 5328)
Gallery hours: Mon. through Fri. 9
a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Free and open to
the public.
Third Annual The Faces and
Places We SERVE: through Oct. 28.
Collected during SERVE service trips
throughout the past years. Free. W
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sorry mom&dad
By Justin Brown
Weekender Correspondent
D
ear Mom&Dad,
Sorry about the time that
I decided to fly 3,000 miles
to see a live taping of Chelsea
Lately instead of paying on my
defaulted student loans. Guess
what, though: Imgoing to see
some of the comedians featured
on the hit showthis weekend.
Calmdown, Imnot using my
student loan money to fly out and
see themagain. Instead, theyre
headed to NEPAas part of the
Comedians of Chelsea Lately
Tour, hitting Cove Haven Resorts
in Lakeville Saturday, Oct. 29.
Chris Franjola, Sarah Colonna,
Jen Kirkman and Loni Love will
be treating audiences to whats
sure to be a non-stop laugh fest.
Eager to learn more, I recently
caught up with Franjola to discuss
the show.
WEEKENDER: When I
interviewed some Chelsea
Lately cast members in Janu-
ary, they said you got laid the
most on staff. Tell the ladies of
NEPAwhat they need for a shot
at some lovin with you.
FRANJOLA: First, they need
to come to the show. Then, theres
a meet and greet after, so come
say Hi and whoever has the best
suggestion of what to do
WEEKENDER: Your Gay
Caveman character on the show
is a riot. Is he a top or bottom?
FRANJOLA: Top! Hes so
falsely confident, he would have
to be a top.
WEEKENDER: Lies That
Chelsea Handler Told Me is
doing pretty well right now, in
which some of Chelseas victims
reveal pranks shes pulled or
lies shes told them. Explain a
time shes messed with you.
FRANJOLA: Once, Chelsea
made a fake e-mail account and
was sending me a string of e-
mails pretending to be Kristin
Cavallari. For like a month I
thought Kristin Cavallari wanted
me!
WEEKENDER: Also per-
forming at Cove Haven Resort
with you is Sarah, Jen and Loni.
Lets play F--k, Marry and
Kill.
FRANJOLA: F--k Jen! Id
marry Sarah. Kill Loni.
WEEKENDER: What can
people expect Saturday?
FRANJOLA: Raunchy fun!
We can be dirtier live than on TV.
Its really a great showwith four
very talented, different comics.
I would bring you to see the
showwith me, Mom, but I know
you would probably just try to get
in Franjolas pants, and that would
be humiliating. Dont worry, Ill
tell you all about it
Love,
Justin W
Chris Franjola, pictured here in a very flattering shot
with Chelsea Handler, will perform at Cove Haven
Resorts with some of his fellow Comedians of Chelsea
Lately.
The Gay
Caveman speaks
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Ride of
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In honor of Halloween, Dan Kosik sends in his
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driving for a little more than a decade.
I like to drive hearses, he shares. I like the
looks I get at trafc lights or on the highway. Plus,
they handle really well, especially in the snow, and
this hearse was well taken care of by the funeral
home it was in service for.
It only had 48,000 miles on it when I bought it.
(It) actually gets pretty good gas mileage, no worse
than my other car, a 90s Chevrolet Blazer. W
By Michael Golubiewski
Special to the Weekender
1972
CADILLAC
SUPERIOR HEARSE
Owner:
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scooter girl
By Jayne Moore
Weekender Correspondent
I
think I just may have fallen in
love with Harley-Davidsons
latest entry in the Dyna class. If
I were looking to buy a new bike or
drop a hint as to what Id like to
find under the Christmas tree this
year, it would be the H-D 2012
Switchback. I sat in the seat, and it
held me like a lover. Its Ember Red
Sunglo color attracted my eye, and
the easily detachable saddlebags
and windshield make this a perfect
convertible motorcycle for those
who like change.
I met with Todd Kearney, gener-
al manager of Notos Harley-David-
son Shop in Plains Twp. to discuss
the attributes and special features of
this new model. Kearney stated that
the key features of this Dyna-model
bike, which weighs just 718
pounds, include an FL front end,
floor boards, 2-into-1 exhaust, a 103
motor with six-speed transmission,
factory security and ABS. This
years colors, in addition to Ember
Red Sunglo, are Vivid Black and
Brilliant Silver Pearl.
The stripped-down version has
the look of an old 70s bike, Kear-
ney said. So you have the old look
with the new technology. It is still
totally customizable. They give you
the canvas, now you can paint your
own picture.
Kearney explained that the style
is the first in the Dyna family that
is convertible and the first with a
wide front end.
Lots of women have shown an
interest in this bike, he added.
That is not to say it is a womans
bike at all, but the low seat height
makes it much easier for a shorter
woman to handle it. I know, as Ive
sat on it, and it was very comfort-
able for me. I could reach the
ground and the distance to the
handlebars was also very good.
Young guys like it because it
gives them a bike with lockable
saddle bags without pushing them
into a touring bike, Kearney said.
You can ride this all day, and it has
the comfort of the touring bikes on
the road.
He added that as a design fea-
ture, You can black out or chrome
all the silver. Black is big now in
bike trim. We both agreed that
chrome, while pretty, is a labor of
love and a lot of work. I watched as
Kearney took off both the saddle-
bags and the windshield in, like, a
minute. It was so easy, I could do
it!
These bikes are just now coming
into the showrooms and Kearney
said each dealer is getting one and
can order in more. Right now there
is one at Notos (with my name on
it), and one at Electric City Harley-
Davidson, which has already sold
one from its showroom.
Both Notos and ECHD will be
running their traditional Black
Friday and 12 Days of Christmas
sales. More information on that
will be forthcoming. Just because
its getting near to the end of riding
season for most, its not the end of
shopping and buying season!
This is definitely a bike worth
checking out and taking for a test
drive. Of course Harley-Davidson
also has a number of other models
that are interesting. Other new
colors are the Tequila Sunrise and
Harley-Davidson Orange, which is
a pretty flashy color that is bound
to look awesome in the sunlight
and attract many an eye to your
bike!
So get out and test drive one of
the new Switchbacks today I
think youll like it as much as I did.
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Trading scooter for a
Switchback?
Jayne has fallen in love with the H-D 2012 Switchback,
which comes with an easily detachable windshield and
saddlebags. The Dyna-model bike comes in three
colors: Ember Red Sunglo, are Vivid Black and Brilliant
Silver Pearl.
but then again ...
By Jim Rising
Weekender Correspondent
I
came to live in North-
eastern Pennsylvania in
the fall of 1980. So pretty
quickly here, it will be 31
years that I have called this
place my home. Its been a
good home, but it often
makes me very confused.
I came to town to put
WKRZ on the air. We knew
very little about the area, but
I had some time before we
went on the air to explore a
bit.
When I was first here,
downtown Wilkes-Barre was
a lively vibrant place. It had
these kind of cool red cano-
pies. Boscovs was a newish
seeming store, with bright
displays, and it was clean.
The Hotel Sterling was open,
and we even looked at it
quite seriously as a place to
build our new offices. The
center of town had little res-
taurants, a music store and
lots of shops. The square had
its share of creepy crawlies,
but it had the fountain, and it
worked.
The Station (Market Street
Square, later, later still, a
revolving, revolting string of
names) was just opened, and
it was a jewel indeed. Fine
dining in unique train cars,
great acts in the nightclub (I
saw Joe Jackson there among
many, many others) and was
a thriving business.
When did it all go to hell?
When exactly did the Hotel
Sterling become less a place
to stay and more a place that
we fear to drive by because it
might topple and fall on our
heads? When did The Station
become a financial disaster
needing millions of dollars to
save it? Who decided that we
needed the train station more
than a hotel? When did the
mechanics of a working foun-
tain become too hard for us?
It didnt happen overnight. It
happened in plain sight, but
apparently not plain enough.
Just a slow slide into oblivi-
on. The opposite of love is
not hate, but indifference.
Talk is that The Station
complex will become a vis-
itors center similar to the
one up at Montage Mountain.
What a plan that is. Ever
visit the center up north? I
was there a few times. You
could shoot cannons at either
end and not hurt a soul. Just
what we need, another empty
building to decay in the
downtown area. Purposeless,
needless and doomed to fail.
Sounds like a motto to me.
So what solutions do I of-
fer, smart guy? None. I am,
after all, just a guy with a
laptop and an axe to grind.
Smarter minds than mine will
decide the fate of old hotels
and derelict train stations.
Politicians and officials will
fix it all.
Just like before.
I wish they would put the
red canopies back. I really
liked them. W
Reach Jim at
contact@jamesrising.com
Even more rants are on his
blog, updated every day that
ends in y at
jamesrising.com.
NEPA's days
of yore
Downtown Wilkes-Barre,
including the Hotel
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HAWK 2011 UTILITY ATV
NEW!! Full size
adult ATV. Strong 4
stroke motor. CVT
fully automatic
transmission with
reverse. Electric
start. Front & rear
luggage racks.
Long travel suspen-
sion. Disc brakes.
Dual stage head
lights. Perfect for
hunters & trail rid-
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& READY TO RIDE.
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HONDA`09 RECON
TRX 250CC/Electric
shift. Like New.
REDUCED
$3,650.
(570) 814-2554
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CADILLAC `94
DEVILLE SEDAN
94,000 miles,
automatic, front
wheel drive, 4
door, air condi-
tioning, air bags,
all power, cruise
control, leather
interior, $3,300.
570-394-9004
DODGE `95 DAKOTA
2WD V6. Regular
Cab/6Ft. 5 speed.
113,000 miles. Runs
like a champ. Needs
some work. $1,400.
570-814-1255
FORD 93 TAURUS
Newly inspected,
new brakes, new
tires, air condition-
ing. 102K.
$1850 FIRM.
Call Vince after 5
570-258-2450
SATURN `04 VUE
65K, Auto, Loaded.
Needs transmis-
sion/airbags. Book
value $10,000. Sell
$3,000 or best offer
(570) 829-2875
(570) 332-1252
SUBARU `98 OUTBACK
Wagon. New Tires.
Inspection good till
July 2012. 155,000
miles. $3,900.
(570) 899-8725
412 Autos for Sale
ACURA `06 TL
White Diamond
80K original miles,1
owner, garage kept,
camel leather interi-
or, 3.2L / 6 cylinder,
5-speed automatic,
front/rear & side
airbags, ABS
Navigation System,
8-speaker surround
system DVD/CD/AM
/FM/cassette,XM
Satellite Radio,
power & heated
front seats,power-
door locks & win-
dows, power moon-
roof, 4 snow tires
included!....and
much, much
more! Car runs and
looks beautiful
$17,500 Firm
See it at
Orloskis Car Wash
& Lube
295 Mundy Street
(behind Wyoming
Valley Mall)
or Call 239-8461
AUDI `01 A6
QUATTRO
123,000 miles, 4.2
liter V8, 300hp, sil-
ver with black
leather,heated
steering wheel, new
run flat tires, 17
rims, 22 mpg, Ger-
man mechanic
owned.
$7,500. OBO.
570-822-6785
FORD `07 MUSTANG
63,000 highway
miles, silver, runs
great, $11,500.
negotiable.
570-479-2482
412 Autos for Sale
AUDI `05 A6
3.2 Quattro AT6.
Auto tiptronic 6
speed. Black with
black leather. Garage
kept. Fully loaded,
gps, cold weather
package. 78K miles.
Asking $17,400. Call
570-814-6714
BMW `01 X5
4.4i. Silver, fully
loaded, tan leather
interior. 1 owner.
103k miles. $8,999
or best offer. Call
570-814-3666
Selling your
Camper?
Place an ad and
find a new owner.
570-829-7130
BMW `07 328xi
Black with black
interior. Heated
seats. Back up &
navigation sys-
tems. New tires &
brakes. Sunroof.
Garage kept. Many
extras! 46,000
Miles.
Asking $20,500.
570-825-8888 or
626-297-0155
Call Anytime!
BMW `99 M3
Convertible with
Hard Top. AM/FM. 6
disc CD. 117 K miles.
Stage 2 Dinan sus-
pension. Cross
drilled rotors. Cold
air intake. All main-
tenance records
available. $13,000
OBO. 570-466-2630
BUICK `05 LESABRE
Garage kept. 1
owner. Local driv-
ing, very good
condition.
53,500 miles.
Asking $9,700
(570) 457-6414
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CADILLAC 06 STS
AWD, 6 cylinder, Sil-
ver, 55,000 miles,
sunroof, heated
seats, Bose sound
system, 6 CD
changer, satellite
radio, Onstar, park-
ing assist, remote
keyless entry, elec-
tronic keyless igni-
tion, & more!
$16,500
570-881-2775
CHEVROLET `00
CORVETTE
V-8. 5.7 liter.
345 Horse Power.
Automatic.
56,000 miles.
Pewter metallic.
Hatch Back.
Glass top.
Air conditioning.
Leather interior.
Power seat,
locks & windows.
Bose AM/FM
stereo.
Cassette/CD Player.
Very good to excel-
lent condition.
$17,500
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
(570) 696-0424
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Opportunity To
Own...
2002 BMW 745i
The Flagship of
the Fleet
New - $87,000
Midnight Emerald
with beige leather
interior. 61K miles.
Mint condition.
Loaded. Garage
Kept. Navigation
Stunning,
Must Sell!
$20,000
$18,600
26 FORD
MODEL T
Panel Delivery
100 point
Concours quality
restoration. Red
with black fend-
ers. Never Driven.
0 miles on
restoration.
RARE!
$40,000
$38,000
$36,500
1954 MERCURY
MONTEREY
WOODY WAGON
100 point restora-
tion. $130,000
invested. 6.0
Vortec engine.
300 miles on
restoration. Cus-
tom paint by
Foose Automo-
tive. Power win-
dows, a/c, and
much more!
Gorgeous
Automobile!
$75,000
$71,000
$69,900
From an Exotic,
Private Collection
Call 570-650-0278
CHEVROLET `03
IMPALA
97,000 miles,
$3,300.
570-592-4522
570-592-4994
CHEVROLET `04
CORVETTE COUPE
Torch red with
black and red
interior. 9,700
miles, auto, HUD,
removable glass
roof, polished
wheels, memory
package, Bose
stereo and twilight
lighting, factory
body moldings,
traction control,
ABS, Garage kept
- Like New.
$25,900
(570) 609-5282
CHEVROLET `88
MONTE CARLO SS
V8, automatic,
51,267 miles,
MUST SELL
$3,900
(570) 760-0511
GEO `93 PRIZM
91,000 miles. Looks
& runs like new.
$2,300 or best
offer, please call
570-702-6023
412 Autos for Sale
CHEVY `07 AVEO LT
Power window/door
locks. Keyless
entry. Sunroof. A/C.
Black with tan
leather interior.
22,000 original
miles. AM/FM/CD.
New tires.
$12,000
(570) 287-0815
CHRYSLER `04
SEBRING
LXI CONVERTIBLE
Low miles - 54,000.
V6. Leather interior.
Great shape. A/C.
Power door locks.
$7,500.
(570) 760-1005
DODGE `97
CARAVAN
139,000 miles, new
brakes, runs well,
body is fair. $1,275.
570-603-0252
FORD `04 MUSTANG
Mach I, 40th
ANNIVERSARY EDITION
V8, Auto, 1,400
miles, all options,
show room condi-
tion. Call for info.
Asking $24,995
Serious inquiries
only. 570-636-3151
FORD `07 MUSTANG
CONVERTIBLE
34K. V6. 17
wheels. Shaker. 6
disc. Satellite.
Mileage computer.
New winter tires.
Power seat/leather.
$17,500.
(570) 474-0943
FORD 02 MUSTANG
GT CONVERTIBLE
Red with black
top. 6,500 miles.
One Owner.
Excellent Condi-
tion. $17,500
570-760-5833
HONDA `07 ACCORD
V6 EXL. 77K miles. 1
owner with mainte-
nance records.
Slate blue with
leather interior. Sun-
roof. Asking $12,500.
Call 570-239-2556
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MAZDA `08 MIATA
MX-5 CONVERTIBLE
Red. Power steer-
ing, auto, AC, CD.
ONLY 5,500 MILES.
$18,000
(570) 883-0143
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HYUNDAI `02
ELANTRA
129,995 miles,
manual, 4 door,
anti-lock brakes, air
conditioning, air
bags, power locks,
power windows,
power mirrors, CD
player, leather inte-
rior, sun roof, rear
windshield wiper,
tinted windows,
GREAT ON GAS.
REDUCED $3,000.
570-654-8469
JAGUAR `00 S TYPE
4 door sedan. Like
new condition. Bril-
liant blue exterior
with beige hides.
Car is fully equipped
with navigation sys-
tem, V-8, automatic,
climate control AC,
alarm system,
AM/FM 6 disc CD,
garage door open-
er. 42,000 original
miles. $9,750
Call (570) 288-6009
JAGUAR `98 XK8
Convertible. 40k
miles. Great condi-
tion. Silver with black
interior. Garage
kept. Recently
inspected. V8/auto/
AC. AM/FM / 6 disc.
$12,000 or best
offer. 570-310-1287
JAGUAR 94
XJS CONVERTIBLE
Mint Condition
Magnolia red,
with palomino
beige leather
interior. A
cream puff
inside & out.
4 new tires and
services. Florida
car. $14,900.
570-885-1512
JEEP `04
WRANGLER
4 lift, 33 BFG
base KM2, 5
speed, excellent
condition, 46,200
miles. $12,500.
OBO.
Call 570-592-1829
LEXUS `98 LS 400
Excellent condition,
garage kept, 1
owner. Must see.
Low mileage, 90K.
Leather interior. All
power. GPS naviga-
tion, moon roof, cd
changer. Loaded.
$9,000 or best
offer. 570-706-6156
NISSAN `08 SENTRA
58K miles. 4 cylin-
der, 6 speed manu-
al. Great condition.
All power. A/C.
Cruise. $10,500.
Call 570-333-4379
after 6:30 pm
VOLKSWAGEN 00
BEETLE
2.0 automatic, air
67k miles $6400.
570-466-0999
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`95 SL 500
Convertible, with
removable hard
top, dark Blue,
camel interior,
Summer Driving
Only, Garage Kept.
Very Good
Condition,
No Accidents.
Classy Car.
New Price!
$5,000
or trade for
SUV or other.
570-388-6669
PORSCHE `85 944
Low mileage,
110,000 miles, 5
speed, 2 door, anti-
lock brakes, air con-
ditioning, power
windows, power
mirrors, AM/FM
radio, CD changer,
leather interior, rear
defroster, tinted
windows, custom
wheels, $8,000.
(570) 817-1803
SAAB `06 93
A E R O s p o r t .
Leather interior.
Heated seats. Sun-
roof. Good condi-
tion. $8,000. Seri-
ous inquiries only.
Call 570-760-8264
SUBARU `02 FORESTER
L. AWD. Red.
$2,850. Hail dam-
age. Runs great.
Auto, air, CD, cas-
sette, cruise, tilt. All
power. 174K miles.
Mechanical inspec-
tion welcomed. Call
570-561-9217
SUBARU `98
IMPREZA
144,000 miles, auto-
matic, four wheel
drive, 4 door,
$2,1,95.
570-498-5127
SUBURU 06 LEGACY
GT LIMITED SEDAN
4 door, black,
approximately
76,000 miles. 2.5
liter engine, auto.
asking $12,000.
570-510-3077
TOYOTA `05
COROLLA-S
68,700 miles. Auto-
matic, power win-
dows, locks, mir-
rors, air, cruise, key-
less entry. Ground
effects.
$8,900 Negotiable
570-388-2829 or
570-905-4352
412 Autos for Sale
VOLKSWAGEN `04
Beetle - Convertible
GREAT ON GAS!
Blue. AM/FM cas-
sette. Air. Automat-
ic. Power roof, win-
dows, locks &
doors. Boot cover
for top. 22k. Excel-
lent condition.
Garage kept.
Newly Reduced
$14,000
570-479-7664
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415 Autos-Antique
& Classic
CHEVY 30 HOTROD COUPE
$49,000
FORD 76 THUNDERBIRD
All original $12,000
MERCEDES 76 450 SL
$24,000
MERCEDES 29
Kit Car $9,000
(570) 655-4884
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DESOTO CUSTOM
49 4 DOOR SEDAN
3 on the tree with
fluid drive. This All
American Classic
Icon runs like a top
at 55MPH. Kin to
Chrysler, Dodge,
Plymouth, Imperial
Desoto, built in the
American Midwest,
after WWII, in a
plant that once
produced B29
Bombers. In its
original antiquity
condition, with
original shop &
parts manuals,
shes beautifully
detailed and ready
for auction in Sin
City. Spent her
entire life in Ari-
zona and New
Mexico, never saw
a day of rain or
rust. Only $19,995.
To test drive, by
appointment only,
Contact Tony at
570-899-2121 or
penntech84th@
gmail.com
FORD `52
COUNTRY SEDAN
CUSTOM LINE
STATION WAGON
V8, automatic,
8 passenger,
3rd seat, good
condition, 2nd
owner. REDUCED TO
$6,500.
570-579-3517
570-455-6589
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FORD SALEEN 04
281 SC Coupe
1,000 miles
documented #380
Highly collectable.
$28,500
570-472-1854
415 Autos-Antique
& Classic
MAZDA `88 RX-7
CONVERTIBLE
1 owner, garage
kept, 65k original
miles, black with
grey leather interior,
all original & never
seen snow. $7,995.
Call 570-237-5119
MERCEDES 1975
Good interior &
interior. Runs
great! New tires.
Many new parts.
Moving, Must Sell.
$2,300 or
best offer
570-693-3263
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`73 450SL
Convertible with
removable hard top,
power windows, AM
/FM radio with cas-
sette player, CD
player, automatic, 4
new tires. Cham-
pagne exterior; Ital-
ian red leather inte-
rior inside. Garage
kept, excellent con-
dition. $28,000. Call
825-6272
OLDSMOBILE
`68
DELMONT
Must Sell!
Appraised
for $9,200
All original
45,000 miles
350 Rocket
engine
Fender skirts
Always
garaged
Will sell for
$6,000
Serious
inquires only
570-
690-0727
PORSCHE 78
911 SC TARGA
60,000 miles. 5
speed. Air. Power
windows. Metallic
brown. Saddle Inte-
rior. Meticulous
original owner.
Garaged. New
Battery. Inspected.
Excellent Condition.
$25,000. OBO
(610) 797-7856
(484) 264-2743
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Equipment
CHEVY 08 3500
HD DUMP TRUCK
2WD, automatic.
Only 12,000 miles.
Vehicle in like
new condition.
$19,000.
570-288-4322
GMC SIERRA 98 3500
4WD Stake Side,
350 V8, Auto.
75,000 miles on
current engine. 12'
wood bed, body,
tires, interior good.
Excellent running
condition. New
generator, starter,
battery. Just tuned
and inspected.
$6,900.
Call 570-656-1080
439 Motorcycles
BMW 07 K1200 GT
Low mileage. Many
extras. Clean.
$9,000
(570) 646-2645
HARLEY 2011
HERITAGE SOFTTAIL
Black. 1,800 miles.
ABS brakes. Securi-
ty System Package.
$16,000 firm.
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
570-704-6023
HARLEY 73
Rat Rod. 1,000 cc.
Must see. Price
reduction - $2,300
(570) 510-7231
HARLEY DAVIDSON `03
100th Anniversary
Edition Deuce.
Garage kept. 1
owner. 1900 miles.
Tons of chrome.
$38,000 invested. A
must see. Asking
$18,000. OBO
570-706-6156
HARLEY DAVIDSON
03 Dyna Wide Glide
Excellent condition -
garage kept! Gold-
en Anniversary - sil-
ver/black. New
Tires. Extras.
19,000 miles.
Must Sell!
$10,000.
570-639-2539
HARLEY DAVIDSON
80
Soft riding FLH.
King of the High-
way! Mint origi-
nal antique show
winner. Factory
spot lights, wide
white tires,
biggest Harley
built. Only
28,000 original
miles! Never
needs inspec-
tion, permanent
registration.
$7,995
570-905-9348
HYOSUNG `04 COMET
250. 157 Miles.
Excellent Condition.
$1,200. Call
570-256-7760
439 Motorcycles
KAWASAKI 05
NINJA 500R. 3300
miles. Orange.
Garage kept. His &
hers helmets. Must
sell. $2400
570-760-3599
570-825-3711
Kawasaki` 93
ZX11D NINJA
LIKE NEW
8900 Original
miles. Original
owner. V@H
Exhaust and Com-
puter. New tires.
$3,800.
570-574-3584
SUZUKI 77
GS 750
Needs work.
$1,200
or best offer
570-855-9417
570-822-2508
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YAMAHA 97
ROYALSTAR 1300
12,000 miles. With
windshield. Runs
excellent. Many
extras including
gunfighter seat,
leather bags, extra
pipes. New tires &
battery. Asking
$4,000 firm.
(570) 814-1548
442 RVs & Campers
CHEROKEE 10
Travel trailer. 39 ft.,
4 slide outs, 3 bed-
rooms, 2 bath
rooms, microwave,
awning, tinted win-
dows, Brand new.
Have no pets or
smokers. Much
more!!!!!
$33,000
(cell) 682-888-2880
EQUIPMENT/BOBCAT
TRAILER
Brand new 2010
tandem axle, 4
wheel electric
brakes, 20 long
total, 7 x 16 wood
deck, fold up ramps
with knees, remov-
able fenders for
oversized loads,
powder coat paint
for rust protection,
2 5/16 hitch
coupler, tongue
jack, side pockets,
brake away switch,
battery, 7 pole
RV plugs, title &
more!! Priced for
quick sale. $2,595
386-334-7448
Wilkes-Barre
442 RVs & Campers
FLAGSTAFF `08
CLASSIC
NOW BACK IN PA.
Super Lite Fifth
Wheel. LCD/DVD
flat screen TV, fire-
place, heated mat-
tress, ceiling fan,
Hide-a-Bed sofa,
outside speakers &
grill, 2 sliders,
aluminum wheels, ,
awning, microwave
oven, tinted safety
glass windows,
fridge & many
accessories &
options. Excellent
condition, $22,500.
570-868-6986
LAYTON 02
TRAVEL TRAILER
30 ft. Sleeps 9 - 3
bunk beds & 1
queen. Full kitchen.
Air conditioning/
heat. Tub/shower.
$6,900
(570) 696-1969
Motorcycle for sale?
Let them see it here
in the Classifieds!
570-829-7130
PACE 99 ARROW VISION
Ford V10. Excellent
condition. 8,700
miles. 1 slide out. 2
awnings. 2 colored
TVs, generator,
back up camera, 2
air conditioners,
microwave/convec-
tion oven, side by
side refrigerator
with ice maker,
washer/dryer,
queen size bed.
$37,900 negotiable
(570) 288-4826
(570) 690-1464
SUNLINE SOLARIS `91
25 travel trailer A/C.
Bunk beds. New
fridge & hot water
heater. Excellent
condition. $3,900.
570-466-4995
SUNLITE CAMPER
22 ft. 3 rear bunks,
center bathroom,
kitchen, sofa bed.
Air, Fully self con-
tained. Sleeps 6.
New tires, fridge
awning. $4500.
215-322-9845
451 Trucks/
SUVs/Vans
BUICK `05
RENDEZVOUS
BARGAIN!!
AWD, Fully
loaded, 1 owner,
22,000 miles.
Small 6 cylinder.
New inspection.
Like new, inside
& out. $13,200.
(570) 540-0975
CHEVROLET `10
SILVERADO 1500
Extended Cab V71
Package 4x4. Bed-
liner. V-8. 5.3 Liter.
Red. Remote start.
Garage kept. 6,300
miles $26,000
(570) 639-2539
FORD `90 TRUCK
17 box. Excellent
running condition.
Very Clean. $4,300.
Call 570-287-1246
451 Trucks/
SUVs/Vans
DODGE `00
CARGO VAN 1500
88,500 miles. V6.
Automatic. Good
Condition. $2,300
(570) 793-6955
HONDA `10
ODYSSEY
Special Edition.
Maroon, Fully
loaded. Leather
seats. TV/DVD,
navigation, sun roof
plus many other
extras. 3rd seat .
Only 1,900 Miles.
Brand New.
Asking $37,000
(570) 328-0850
JEEP `02 GRAND
CHEROKEE LAREDO
Triple black, eco-
nomical 6 cylinder.
4x4 select drive.
CD, remote door
opener, power win-
dows & locks,
cruise, tilt wheel.
108k highway miles.
Garage kept. Super
clean inside and out.
No rust. Sale price
$6,895. Scranton.
Trade ins accepted.
570-466-2771
JEEP `04
CHEROKEE
135,000 miles, auto-
matic, four wheel
drive, $6,500.
(570) 237-6979
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on an automobile?
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MERCEDES-BENZ
`99 ML 320
Sunroof, new tires,
115,930 miles
MUST SELL
Only $200/ month
(570)760-0511
MERCURY `07
MARINER
One owner. Luxury
4x4. garage kept.
Showroom condi-
tion, fully loaded,
every option
34,000 miles.
GREAT DEAL
$14,500
(570)825-5847
451 Trucks/
SUVs/Vans
MITSUBISHI `08
RAIDER
VERY GOOD CONDITION!
29,500 miles. 2-
4X4 drive option, 4
door crew cab,
sharp silver color
with chrome step
runners, premium
rims, good tires,
bedliner, V-6, 3.7
liter. Purchased at
$26,900. Dealer
would sell for
$18,875.
Asking $16,900
(570) 545-6057
Boat? Car? Truck?
Motorcycle? Air-
plane? Whatever it
is, sell it with a
Classified ad.
570-829-7130
MITSUBISHI `11
OUTLANDER SPORT SE
AWD, Black interi-
or/exterior, start/
stop engine with
keyless entry, heat-
ed seats, 18 alloy
wheels, many extra
features. Only
4,800 miles. 10
year, 100,000 mile
warranty. $23,500.
Willing to negotiate.
Serious inquires
only - must sell,
going to law school.
(570) 793-6844
NISSAN `10 ROGUE SL
AWD. Gray. Sun-
roof. Bose stereo
system. Black,
heated leather
seats. Sunroof
6,000 miles.
$24,000
(570) 696-2777
RANGE ROVER
07 SPORT
Supercharged
59,000 miles, fully
loaded. Impeccable
service record.
$36,000
570-283-1130
SUZUKI `03 XL-7
85K. 4x4. Auto.
Nice, clean interior.
Runs good. New
battery & brakes. All
power. CD. $6,800
570-762-8034
570-696-5444
SUZUKI `07 XL-7
56,000 miles,
automatic,
all-wheel drive,
4 door, air condi-
tioning, all power,
CD player, leather
interior, tinted
windows, custom
wheels, $13,000
Call 570-829-8753
Before 5:00 p.m.
TOYOTA `00 TACOMA
4WD. Extra cab. 4
cylinder. Automatic.
120K miles. Remote
start. Fiberglass cap
& tonneau cover.
$8,200
570-779-5812
VOLVO `08 XC90
Fully loaded, moon
roof, leather, heat-
ed seats, electric
locks, excellent
condition. New
tires, new brakes
and rotors. 52,000
miles highway
$26,500/ best offer.
570-779-4325
570-417-2010 till 5
460
AUTOMOTIVE
SERVICE
DIRECTORY
468 Auto Parts
All Junk
Cars &
Trucks
Wanted
Highest
Prices
Paid In
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FREE
PICKUP
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BEST PRICES
IN THE AREA
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Free Anytime
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570-301-3602
570-301-3602
CALL US!
TO JUNK
YOUR CAR
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VEHICLES
LISPI TOWING
We pick up 822-0995
WANTED
Cars & Full Size
Trucks. For prices...
Lamoreaux Auto
Parts 477-2562
506 Administrative/
Clerical
MOUNTAIN TOP
REAL ESTATE OFFICE
Must love multi-
tasking, with good
organizational and
communication
skills. Duties include
file management,
client correspon-
dence and answer-
ing phones. Strong
windows based
computer skills a
must. Full Time Posi-
tion.
Send Resume to:
OConnor
Real Estate
86 S. Mountain Blvd.
Mountain Top, PA
18707
506 Administrative/
Clerical
A Wilkes-Barre
based organiza-
tion is seeking a
Data Processing
Clerk. The ideal
candidate must
possess excep-
tional communica-
tion and reasoning
skills, efficient typ-
ing skills, and
attention to detail.
Strong organiza-
tional skills and the
ability to multi-task
are key require-
ments. The posi-
tion offers an
excellent opportu-
nity for advance-
ment within the
organization.
The Company has
a compensation
package that
includes a com-
petitive starting
salary, generous
benefits package,
paid holidays and
vacation. Send
resume to: c/o
The Times Leader
BOX 2805
15. N. Main St.
Wilkes-Barre, PA
18711-0250
DATA PROCESSING
CLERK
509 Building/
Construction/
Skilled Trades
EQUIPMENT OPERATORS
& PIPE LAYERS
For Large
Diameter RCP
Storm Project in
Berwick, PA.
Must have 5 years
experience.
Health insurance
and 401k available.
Send resume to:
jamestohara@
aol.com or fax to
570-842-8205.
LABORER
Early mornings, part
time approximately
20 hours/week.
Gittens Disposal
570-868-6462
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new apartment?
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PROJECT MANAGERS &
CARPENTERS
General Contractor
seeking Project
Managers with esti-
mating experience
& Carpenters for
commercial con-
struction company.
Attention to detail,
desire to work as
part of a team, abili-
ty to keep projects
on schedule and
valid drivers license
are a must.
Please forward
resume to:
CHAMPION BUILDERS, INC.
239 Pringle St.
Kingston, PA 18704
512 Business/
Strategic
Management
DEVELOPMENT
DIRECTOR
The SPCA of
Luzerne Co. is seek-
ing a full time Devel-
opment Director to
promote its pro-
grams and services,
develop funding
opportunities in the
community through
effective corpo-
rate/community
relations, events
planning, new grant
research and writ-
ing. This position is
responsible for
overall fund raising
including the plan-
ning and coordina-
tion of fund raising
events, and the
research and devel-
opment of new
funding opportuni-
ties.
In addition to out-
standing interper-
sonal, communica-
tion, and organiza-
tional skills,
qualified candidates
will possess a bach-
elors degree, and
have extensive pub-
lic relations, events
planning, and fund
raising experience
with a proven track
record of results.
SPCA offers an
excellent compen-
sation and benefits
package along with
a rewarding career
experience. Please
forward your
resume with salary
history to:
SPCA of
Luzerne Co.
c/o Search
Committee
524 East Main St.
Wilkes-Barre, PA
18702
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522 Education/
Training
CHILDCARE
TEACHERS NEEDED
Experience pre-
ferred. Full Time/
Part Time. Dallas or
Wilkes-Barre
570-905-3322
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ravelocity, a Sabre Holdings company, is experiencing growth! We are currently
recruiting for Associate Service Agents to develop and maintain positive customer
relations and coordinate with various functions to ensure customer requests are handled
appropriately and in a timely manner. This position will include Interfacing with customers
to assist with sales and service inquiries with a goal to increase conversion and generate
revenue while using various computerized systems for tracking, information gathering,
and/or troubleshooting. Must be available to work nights and weekends.
Sabre Holdings helps employees manage the work-life balance in order to enhance their
quality of life by providing value-based health and welfare benefts, a 401(k) retirement
savings program, and competitive compensation. We also offer employees paid time off,
discounted travel benefts and foating holidays to help them meet their personal and
professional needs.
To apply on-line go to Sabre-Holdings.com and select the Career option. Click on Show
Search Criteria and Enter Job Number 00F68 and then click Search for Jobs. For more
information you can also call 866-999-2540.
Travelocity is committed to being the travelers champion -- before, during and after the
trip - and is the only online travel company that guarantees not just the price, but the
entire travel experience - see www.travelocity.com/guarantee for details.
Havent you always wondered what it
would be like to work for Travelocity?
POSITIONS
OPEN
Join Our Team as we continue to grow!!!
We are excited to expand our service to Hudson Bay Company.
AM PART TIME POSITIONS Start Date 11/28 & 12/19
7:00AM till 11:00AM
9:00 AM till 1:00PM
10:00AM till 2:00PM
Full Time Customer Service Representatives AM & PM
These positions are responsible for the efficient handling of customer inquiries
via phone and/or mail. Ensure all inquiries are worked and resolved in accordant
with company policies and procedures. Opportunity to work from home upon
successful completion of Call Center Training and metrics.
We offer a competitive salary, medical/dental/vision/life insurance and 401k plan
enrollment. We also offer generous merchandise discounts at Lord & Taylor.
We guarantee an interview upon completion of an application or apply online
at www.lordandtaylor.com/careers.
Lord & Taylor Service Center
250 Highland Park Blvd.
Wilkes-Barre, PA 18702
Lord & Taylor is an equal opportunity employer.
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JOB FAIR
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9th
3pm till 7pm
(Previous Automotive, Parts, or Industry Experience a Plus)
Apply online:
www.applytokeystone.com
Keystone Automotive Operations, Inc. is the
leading distributor and marketer of specialty
automotive equipment and accessories in North
America. We are looking for energetic,
professional in Exeter, PA for the following
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566 Sales/Business
Development
566 Sales/Business
Development
FIELD SALES
Sales position opening for field salesperson in the
Marcellus Shale play of north central Pennsylva-
nia. This will be an outside sales position calling
on drilling rigs. Applicant must possess strong
communication skills, some computer skills and
desire to grow with an up and coming oilfield Ser-
vice Company. Competitive pay, benefits, 401K,
and furnished vehicle. Applicant must have good
driving record with valid drivers license. Submit
resume to humanresources@varelintl.com.
524 Engineering
NETWORK SYSTEMS
ENGINEER
Local I.T. solution
provider has an
opening for a Net-
work Systems Engi-
neer. The individual
will provide techni-
cal expertise to our
customer base in
the design, installa-
tion, implementation,
operation and main-
tenance of Windows
based Servers and
Clients. Expertise in
Networking Basics
i.e.: Topologies,
Cabling, Gateways
& Networking Com-
munications. Server
experience w/Win-
dows 20xx + SBS a
must.
Send Resume with
wage requirements
to: Northeast Micro
1021 N. Washington
St., Wilkes-Barre,
PA 18705
Or e-mail bkovach@
northeastmicro.com
527 Food Services/
Hospitality
DELI CLERKS
Gerritys Supermar-
kets is now hiring
Part Time Deli
Clerks. Looking for
dependable and
customer oriented
individuals. Sales
Commission Bonus.
Previous deli or food
service experience
and flexible sched-
ule a plus.
Apply at:
www.gerritys.com
or 2020 Wyoming
Ave, Wyoming.
LINE COOKS
$8-$12/hour based
on experience.
Monday - Friday,
9:30am to 4:00pm.
Please call
570-270-5862
WAITSTAFF/
COUNTER PERSON &
DELIVERY DRIVER
Part time and full
time available.
Apply in person
Franks Pizza
Penn Plaza
Wilkes-Barre
542 Logistics/
Transportation
DRIVERS
Class A CDL drivers
needed. Must have
clean MVR; doubles
endorsement.
Home every day, off
weekends. Full time
local work. One year
experience needed.
Call Todd
570-991-0316
Say it HERE
in the Classifieds!
570-829-7130
GENERAL
SCHOOL BUS DRIVERS
West Side, semi re-
tired & home mak-
ers welcome, will
train. 570-288-8035
542 Logistics/
Transportation
FORKLIFT
Immediate openings
for 1st shift forklift
operators. Must
have 2 years box
clamp experience
and a valid drivers
license to apply:
TEAM Employer
Solutions
20 Reynolds St.
Kingston, PA 18704
570-714-5955
Warehouse Position
in Hazleton PA. Part
Time, Flexible hours
within shift times
$15.50/hour. Inde-
pendent responsi-
ble person needed.
Experience required.
610-262-9799
Send Resume to
Fax 610-262-7120
or amybreininger@
nazpallet.com
FORKLIFT/PALLET
HANDLING
TRANSPORTATION
MANAGER
USAgain Recycling,
a local textile recy-
cling company is
looking for a Trans-
portation Manager
to handle the daily
field operations.
Connect to career-
builder.com for fur-
ther information and
to apply.
TRUCK DRIVER
Class A or B CDL
license with tanker
endorsement. Local
driver home daily.
Must be able to
work nights and
weekends. 1 year
experience required.
Health insurance
is available.
Call 570-240-1144
or 570-869-1050.
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548 Medical/Health
CAREGIVERS
Looking for com-
passionate people
to work with elderly
in their homes.
Personal care and
transportation
required.
All Shifts available.
Call: 570-338-2681
NOW HIRING
Delivery Technician
for a JACO Certified
DME supplier. Will
Train. Benefits are
available. Must be
able to lift over 60
lbs on consistent
basis. Also be able
to work occasional
nights and week-
ends. Clean driving
record required.
If interested Call T.J.
at 570-822-2851
548 Medical/Health
DENTAL HYGIENIST
Great opportunity
for a full-time, highly
motivated, excep-
tional hygienist! Our
practice thrives on
delivering the best
dental care & expe-
rience to our valued
patients. We are
committed to reach
new levels of suc-
cess with a focus on
professional devel-
opment. Ideal candi-
date has 5+ years
working as a dental
hygienist in a family-
oriented practice.
Must be comfort-
able helping patients
accept periodontal
and clinical recom-
mendations. Please
send resume to:
Back Mountain
Dental
210 Carverton Road
Trucksville, PA 18708
NURSE
Needed for busy
family physician
office. Part time,
2 days/week.
Send resume to:
836 N. Washington
St., Wilkes-Barre,
PA 18705 or fax to
570-822-7024.
Let the Community
Know!
Place your Classified
Ad TODAY!
570-829-7130
NURSING
PrimeCare Medical
is seeking
PRN LPNS
to work in the
medical
department in the
Luzerne County
Juvenile Detention
Center. Contact HR
at 1-800-245-7277
or fax resumes to:
717-651-1865
EOE REF #642
OPTICAL
Looking for a part
time self motivated
individual. Experi-
ence preferred, but
will train. Apply in
person at 35
Gateway Shopping
Center, Edwardsville
HELPMATES, INC.
Leading home care
provider in PA
since 1987.
Now hiring part-time
PERSONAL CARE
AIDES for Luzerne/
Wyoming Counties.
The successful can-
didates will be
responsible for trav-
eling home to home
providing personal
care. Are you willing
to assist with
bathing, light house-
keeping and meal
preparation? We
provide travel time
and a voluntary ben-
efit package. We
are also seeking an
RN Consultant. You
will be responsible
for patient initial
assessments, quar-
terly visits, as well
as aide verification
of competencies
and aide superviso-
ry visits. RN certifi-
cation and liability
insurance is
required. Interested
candidates should
call 1-855-444-2037
to set up an inter-
view. EOE.
548 Medical/Health
SOCIAL WORKER, BS
Kingston Commons,
a Long Term Care
Nursing Facility is
seeking an experi-
enced Social Work-
er. Experience in
discharge planning,
MDS 3.0 and Med-
ical Assistance app-
roval process is a
plus. This is a full-
time position with
benefits. Send or
e-mail resume to:
Kingston Commons
615 Wyoming Ave.
Kingston, PA 18704
570-288-5496
Hsmith@
theconsultss.com
E.O.E. Drug Free
Workplace
551 Other
ARCHER DANIELS
MIDLAND COMPANY
is one of the worlds
largest agricultural
processing compa-
nies. ADM is hiring
for Production Per-
sonnel, Mainte-
nance Technicians,
Laboratory Techni-
cians, and Produc-
tion Supervisory
positions at its
newest Cocoa Pro-
cessing facility in
Humboldt industrial
park in Hazle Town-
ship. Apply online at
www.adm.jobs. All
positions are full
time, offer a com-
plete benefits pack-
age, and competi-
tive wages. ADM is
an equal opportunity
employer.
YOU CAN MAKE
A DIFFERENCE
in the life of a
child by becom-
ing a Foster Par-
ent. Full time and
weekend pro-
grams are avail-
able.
FCCY
1-800-747-3807
EOE
554 Production/
Operations
PRODUCTION HELP
Manufacturing plant
in Pittston. Full/Part-
Time. No Benefits.
Monday-Friday.
Apply in Person
9am-4pm
Barhill Mfg. Corp
396 S. Township
Blvd., Pittston, PA
566 Sales/Retail/
Business
Development
Has immediate
openings for
PART TIME CASHIERS
Looking for
DEPENDABLE and
customer-oriented
people. Hours: 10-6
or 11-7. Weekends
required. Apply at:
552 Union St.,
Luzerne, or
www.gerritys.com
E.O.E.
566 Sales/Retail/
Business
Development
EAST MOUNTAIN
APARTMENTS
A luxury apartment
community, is
looking for a per-
sonable, customer
service and sales
oriented person to
be part of our Pro-
fessional Apartment
Management team.
Applicant must be
detail oriented,
computer literate &
able to multi task.
Excellent salary.
Apply in person to:
Charlene Poulos,
680 Wildflower Dr,
Plains Township or
by email: Cpoulos@
themanorgroup.com
No phone calls
please.
GROCERY
Carones Market is
looking to fill the
following daytime
positions:
PRODUCE MANAGER
MEAT CUTTER
Competitive wages
based on experi-
ence. Apply in per-
son or send resume
to 101 S. Mountain
Blvd. (Rte 309)
Mountain Top, PA
18707
NATIONAL TOOL SALES
High Yield Industrial
Products is looking
for energetic, out-
going, & dedicated
people to learn the
trade of phone
sales and become
a tool broker. Our
sales office is
located in Peckville.
$8.00 per hour plus
10% commission to
start. Great earning
potential after train-
ing. (570)487-1900
Call Now!
Find Something?
Lose Something?
Get it back where it
belongs
with a Lost/Found ad!
570-829-7130
600
FINANCIAL
610 Business
Opportunities
BAR/TAVERN
FOR SALE
Turn key business.
Liquor license &
patio license. Air
conditioned. Lower
level 1 bedroom
apt. Reduced to
$159,000 Owner
Retiring.
570-929-3214
POPCORN/
CANDY/ICE
CREAM SHOP
Tunkhannock. Mak-
ing over 25 flavors
of popcorn. Ideal
family business.
Selling equipment
supplies and inven-
tory Turnkey oper-
ation. Full training.
Unlimited potential
$44,900.
570-650-2451
610 Business
Opportunities
JAN-PRO
Commercial Cleaning
Of Northeastern PA
Concerned about
your future?
BE YOUR OWN BOSS
Work Full or Part
time. Accounts
available NOW
throughout Luzerne
& Lackawanna
counties. We guar-
antee $5,000 to
$200,000 in annual
billing. Investment
Required. Were
ready are you?
For more info call
570-824-5774
Jan-Pro.com
630 Money To Loan
We can erase
your bad credit -
100% GUARAN-
TEED. Attorneys
for the Federal
Trade Commission
say theyve never
seen a legitimate
credit repair opera-
tion. No one can
legally remove
accurate and timely
information from
your credit report.
Its a process that
starts with you and
involves time and a
conscious effort to
pay your debts.
Learn about manag-
ing credit and debt
at ftc. gov/credit. A
message from The
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the FTC.
700
MERCHANDISE
702 Air
Conditioners
R-12 FRIGC refriger-
ant 30lb unopened
automotive, refrig-
erant, and A/C use
$350. 262-1279
WASHER & DRYER
Kenmore apartment
style stackable
washer/ electric
dryer $175.
570-239-6586
To place your
ad call...829-7130
708 Antiques &
Collectibles
HESS TRUCKS new
from 1990 to 2008
$450. plus 11 extras
@20. 570-825-3688
710 Appliances
FRIDGE, black mini,
very good condition
only used for a cou-
ple of days $90.
570-762-5042
REFRIGERATOR GE
36x19x20 great
for camping or for a
bar $40. 868-5886
WASHER $15 Dryer
$10. $20 for
both, must haul
away. 406-5857
712 Baby Items
BOOSTER SEAT:
Safety 1st, blue
plastic, with tray
like new. $15.
570-333-0470
CAR SEAT Graco
childrens, like new
condition $45.
570-693-0811
HIGH CHAIR: Fisher
Price Space Saver
$25. 570-288-7905
STROLLER, Travel
leopard print $50;
Eddie Bauer black
stroller $25; Kitchen
set pink $25; Excer-
saucer $15; F. P.
dog play gym $10;
F.P. play gym $10;
F.P. push walker
$10; Leap Frog
actvity table $10;
Snuggie $10; Diaper
Genie $5; Bath tub
$5. Crib side aquar-
ium $10; F.P. amaz-
ing animals rollin
around jungle play-
ground $5; Giraffe
ball drop playground
$5; Cocalo matrix
blossoms crib bed-
ding includes
bumpers, sheets,
bedskirt, mobile,
wall art, light switch
plate, pillows $50
570-592-5270
Collect cash, not dust!
Clean out your
basement, garage
or attic and call the
Classified depart-
ment today at 570-
829-7130!
720 Cemetery
Plots/Lots
MEMORIAL SHRINE
CEMETERY
6 Plots Available
May be Separated
Rose Lawn Section
$450 each
570-654-1596
MEMORIAL SHRINE
LOTS FOR SALE
6 lots available at
Memorial Shrine
Cemetery. $2,400.
Call 717-774-1520
SERIOUS INQUIRES ONLY
726 Clothing
BOYS CLOTHING
size 4 jacket 42.50
2 pair thinsulate
gloves $2. each.
Long sleeve Polo
shirts 14-016, 2 a6-
18, 1 18-20 $2.50
each buy 3 for $6. 2
XL mens sweaters
$3. each. 4 pair
mens jeans 32-32
and 30-32 $2.50
each. 474-6967
JACKETS & COATS,
leather, sizes small
to XL. mens &
womens $15. each.
570-735-0289
726 Clothing
COATS 3 cashmere
size 6 $40 each.
Toddler bed & bed-
ding, toybox, rug,
complete $50.
Phaltzgraph dishes
over 100 pieces
sacrifice $150. or
best offer. 6 wood-
en folding chairs
$40. Rocking chair
$30. Wood mirror
full length $25.
Antique victorian
floor lamp $200.
570-592-8414
HALLOWEEN COS-
TUMES girls witch
6-8, girls hippie (10)
$6. each. Mens
clown XL, mens
doctor XL $6.Mens
Jason Friday 13th
mask & knife XL $8.
Mens blind referee
XL, brand new $15.
Michael Jackson
hat, wig, glove etc,
brand new $15.
570-696-4020
732 Exercise
Equipment
AB CIRCLE Good
condition, only used
a couple times $80.
570-762-5042
BICYCLE: Miami Sun
3-wheel, great con-
dition $225.
570-239-6586
742 Furnaces &
Heaters
COAL STOVE: Warm
Morning coal stove,
hand fired $250.
570-287-2247
HEATER Dyno Glo
kerosene heater
23,000 BTU, like
new includes
kerosene container
& fuel. $50.
570-868-6655
HEATER. Propane
gas, with 30 cop-
per tubing. $100 or
best offer.
570-287-9946
VENT FREE
propane & natural
gas heaters brand
new in unopened
box, can be mount-
ed on wall or floor.
has thermostat &
blower Full manu-
facturer warranty
20,000 btu -
$190.00, 30,000 btu
- $220.00
(570)675-0005
744 Furniture &
Accessories
BED FRAME
metal adjusts to full
size $25. 909-7621
COMPUTER DESK:
$40. or best offer.
570-332-4536
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DRIVERS NEEDED:
Maxum Petroleum is currently seeking
Transport Drivers (CDL Class A) with Hazmat and
Tanker for our Scranton, PA location.
Not an over the road trucking company.
We offer a full benet package available the rst
of the month following 30 days of employment
including 401K company match. We offer DOT
roadside and annual achievable safety bonus
programs based on your safety performance.
Paid holidays, sick days and vacation days are
provided as well. EOE
Requirements: Class A Commercial Drivers
License, HAZMAT & Tanker endorsements, Must
have two years veriable experience and clean
driving record, Positive Attitude/Willing to Work
We are located throughout the following counties:
Potter, Tioga, Bradford, Susquehanna, Lycoming,
Sullivan, Wyoming, Wayne, Clinton, and Centre.
Apply online at
http://www.maxumpetroleum.com/careers.aspx
QUALITY CONTROL
TECHNICIAN
Entry Level -
Will assist QC Supervisor, establish, examine
and maintain quality on production floor.
Position will be on hands in production
dept., on floor testing and sampling. $
13/hour to start. Hours: 7 a.m. to 4 p.m Mon.
Fri. Must have prior experience in QC and
with Microsoft Word & Excel. Will operate
forklift and some heavy lifting may be
required. Must be detailed oriented and have
ability to multi-task. Competitive benefit
pckage. Candidates meeting qualifications
should forward resume with wage require-
ments to:
AEP Industries, Inc.,
Attn: Human Resources,
20 Elmwood Ave., Mountain Top, Pa. 18707
Fax 570-474-9257
We are a Drug Free Workplace. EOE
AUTOMOTIVE SALES
CONSULTANTS
Valley Chevrolet is seeking
individuals who are self-starters,
team-oriented and driven.
(No experience necessary)
We Offer:
Salary & Commission Benefts
401k Plan 5 Day Work Week
Huge New & Used Inventory
Apply in person to:
Blake Gagliardi, Sales Manager
Rick Merrick, Sales Manager
601 Kidder Street, Wilkes-Barre
TeamOne
New Routes, New Pay Structure
New Compensation Package
$2K Sign on Bonus
Affordable Benefit Plan Options 1st day
of employment.
Dedicated Route Drivers Needed
Home Weekly
Solo, Co Driver & Casual Positions
Automotive Industry Gouldsboro, PA
The route drivers will be delivering auto parts
to dealerships throughout the NE portion of the
US. Qualified candidates should be 23 years of
age and possess a valid CDLAdrivers licenses
with a minimum of two years OTR verifiable
experience. Candidates must have an accept-
able BI and MVR with doubles and Haz Mat
endorsements. Interested candidates can call
866-851-9902 to set up an interview.
TeamOne is an equal opportunity Employer
M/F/H/V
Seeking Parts Shippers, Material Handler & Fork Lift
Operator for Duryea Manufacturing Facility. Generous
benefits include affordable healthcare with minimal co-pays.
Hiring for Hourly Positions
401 York Ave, Duryea, PA 18642
Apply online at www.pridemobility.com/careers
EOE/MF/DV/AA
Several 1st shift receiving positions in
Hazleton area. Positions are temp to
hire. Pay rate $10.00 per hour.
Must own steel toe boots and be able
to read, write, add/subtract.
GENERAL GENERAL LABOR LABOR
Call ADECCO today
at 570.451.3726 for
immediate consideration
Distribution Clerk in Wilkes-Barre
Various Shifts up to $9.75
Basic Computer Skills
General Labor in Pittston
1st & 2nd shifts $10.00
Bending, Twisting & Repetitive Lifting
STEEL TOE BOOTS REQUIRED!
Both Position are TEMP TO HIRE and
Require Standing on feet all day,
Submit to background and drug screen
Call ADECCO Today
At 570.451.3726
744 Furniture &
Accessories
CONTEMPORARY
COUCH, light
beige, excellent
condition. $350.00
Contemporary side
chair, print fabric,
beige, brown and
teal, excellent con-
dition. $200.00
Sleeper sofa, olive
color, excellent
condition. $200.00
Area rug, 8x11,
teal and gold.
$250.00 Bar stools.
3 white, 3 black
and tan. $25.00
Cash only
(570) 696-2584
FURNI SH FURNI SH
FOR LESS FOR LESS
* NELSON *
* FURNITURE *
* WAREHOUSE *
Recliners from $299
Lift Chairs from $699
New and Used
Living Room
Dinettes, Bedroom
210 Division St
Kingston
Call 570-288-3607
FURNITURE SALE
Virginia House Oak
Dining Room Set:
Includes 1 hutch, 1
buffet, table with 2
leaves, 2 arm chairs,
6 side chairs. Excel-
lent condition,
$1,750. La-Z-Boy 3
seat, 2 end reclining
sofa: with fabric
guard. Light tweed
fabric. Excellent con-
dition. $350. 25 GE
color tv with remote
$100. Lexington Rec-
ollections Bedroom
Set: Solid Oak, off
white with brown
tops. Includes: 2 twin
bunk beds with
guard and ladder. 9
drawer vanity dress-
er with mirror. 4
drawer chest
bureau, 5 drawer lin-
gerie chest, 2 draw-
er night stand, 4
drawer desk with
hutch and chair. Twin
beds can be set
apart. Excellent con-
dition. Asking $1,750
for all. Call
570-262-5028
FUTON queen size,
oak $400. Roper
electric dryer, $250.
Dell all-in-one print-
er $50. 709-7076
GARAGE SALE
LEFTOVERS
bedroom set,
French Provincial
set includes 2 twin
beds, dresser with
mirror & chest $125.
Loveseat, sea foam
green, very good
condition $75.
570-826-1407
JEWELRY armoire,
solid cherry wood;
4H; $50. Solid pine
Sleigh Bed, match-
ing 5 deep drawer
chest of drawers
Excellent condition,
never used, $950.
570-212-0948
ROCKING CHAIR,
antique outdoor
$15. 570-287-1644
or 655-1959
SOFA gold stripe
tone on tone with
matching chair,
never used, pur-
chased @ Raymour
Flanigan. Paid
$1400. sell $500.
570-472-3038
744 Furniture &
Accessories
STOOLS: 24 wood
stools (3) black lad-
der back with natu-
ral seat $75.
570-333-0470
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IN CLASSIFIED!
STOVE: Gas Stove.
$75. Call
570-824-2695
756 Medical
Equipment
BRUNO STAIR LIFT
For a bi-level home.
Like new. Paid
$12,000. Selling for
$4,500, negotiable.
Call 570-752-4869
756 Medical
Equipment
COMPASS POWER
WHEELCHAIR
By Golden. Red.
Like new. With
Ramp. $2,000
negotiable. Call
570-752-4869
To place your
ad Call Toll Free
1-800-427-8649
HOSPITAL BED.
All electricaly con-
troled, in good con-
dition. Delivered.
$295.00
(610)589-9902
758 Miscellaneous
All Junk
Cars &
Trucks
Wanted
Highest
Prices
Paid In
CA$H
FREE
PICKUP
570-574-1275
BARREL, cider or
wine, 53 gallon,
$175. 570-876-3830
CANOPY covered
metal swing set 3
wide seat with
cushions $25.
570-824-0591
GREEN HOUSE
60H x 27 Wx20 D
$20. Canning jars
$2/case pint or
quart. 570-331-0815
768 Personal
Electronics
PHONES, extremely
rare, rotary dial
desk phones, (1)
bright red (1) bright
orange, like new..
$125.each or best
offer. 570-696-2008
770 Photo
Equipment
CANON EOS DIGI-
TAL 300D 18-55 mm
lens, 75mm-300mm
zoom lens, 2 batter-
ies, 1 charger, 1-1gb
card, 1-512 mb card,
1 128mb card, 1-lens
filter, manual & soft-
ware $500.
570-819-2174
780 Televisions/
Accessories
TELEVISION Dae-
wood 14 color $25.
570-868-5886
TVS Sony 17 $75.
Panasonic 17 $75.
570-824-2695
784 Tools
BANDSAW Crafts-
man 10 direct drive
$50. DRILLPRESS
1/2 chuck, 5 speed
1/4 hp $50. SCROLL
SAW Ryobi 16 var.
speed never used
$70. TOOL STAND
$25. 570-868-5886
SCROLL SAW
Craftsman $70. 7
1/4 circular saw,
extra blades &
gui9de $25. 5
Bench grinder $25.
570-909-7621
TOOLS/ASSORTED
nails, iron pipes,
take all $22. 570-
287-1644/655-1959
788 Stereo/TV/
Electronics
TAPE PLAYER, reel
to reel master work
model m-812, good
condition. 9 tapes
included $125.
570-283-3686
790 Swimming
Pools/Hot Tubs
HOT TUB / SPA
QCA turquoise + 3
deluxe deep depth.
Accommodates 6
people. 32 water
jets. 10 air jets. 82
x 79 x 38 1/2.
$1,500. Chemicals
included with tub.
For for info, call
570-823-1686
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INCLASSIFIED!
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A yard or garage sale
in classified
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tocleanout your closets!
Youre in bussiness
with classified!
796 Wanted to Buy
Merchandise
NEED CASH?
We Buy:
Gold & Gold coins,
Silver, Platinum,
old bills, Watches,
Costume Jewelry,
Diamonds, Gold
Filled, Sterling Sil-
ver Flatware,
Scrap Jewelry,
Military items, old
Tin & Iron Toys,
Canadian coins &
paper money,
most foreign
money (paper/coin).
Visit our new loca-
tion @ 134 Rt. 11,
Larksville
next to WOODYS
FIRE PLACE
& PRO FIX.
We make house calls!
Buyer & seller of
antiques! We also
do upholstering.
570-855-7197
570-328-3428
796 Wanted to Buy
Merchandise
VITOS
&
GINOS
Wanted:
Junk
Cars &
Trucks
Highest
Prices
Paid!!
FREE
PICKUP
288-8995
800
PETS & ANIMALS
810 Cats
KITTENS FREE 12
weeks old, liter box
trained. 594-2975
KITTENS, FREE,
loveable, friendly,
cuddly. 299-7146
815 Dogs
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information such
as e-mail, address
phone number and
or website.
CHOW CHOW
Loving,caring,
gentle, adorable
puppies available
11/12/11. Papers and
first shots included.
570-655-3189
KITTENS 3 free, 10
weeks old.
570-472-3446
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405 N. River Street Wilkes-Barre
ORIENTAL SHIATSU
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570-970-3971
FOUR FOR ONE! AND
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SPA-SHOWE
SHAMPOO-MASSAGE
$60(tax & gratuity not included)
COOL AC MUSIC TO HELP YOU RELAX!
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Massage
570-540-5333
177 South Market Street, Nanticoke
OPEN:
9:30 A.M.-12:30 A.M.
Featuring Table Shampoo
South Rt. 309
Hazleton
(entrance on
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FREE
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750 Ju m p e r R oa d , W ilk e s - B a rre
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Come see me 36C-24-36!
I love first timers so you
always welcome
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John Popko
to advertise
in the Weekender
570.831.7349
Adult
Entertainment
In Call/Out Call
570-817-4622
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796 Wanted to Buy
Merchandise
39 Prospect St Nanticoke
570-735-1487
WE PAY
THE MOST
INCASH
BUYING
11am
to 11pm
815 Dogs
GERMAN SHEPHERD
PUPPIES - AKC
Great Pedigrees.
Multiple V ratings.
Titled from
Schutzhund to ther-
apy dog. Father
imported from Ger-
man. Call for more
info. 570-474-5409
STANDARD POODLE
PUPS
AKC & ACA full
registration. Cham-
pion blood lines,
show quality, shots,
wormed, and
guaranteed. $225.
570-458-6947
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FOR SALE
906 Homes for Sale
Having trouble
paying your mort-
gage? Falling
behind on your
payments? You
may get mail from
people who promise
to forestall your
foreclosure for a fee
in advance. Report
them to the Federal
Trade Commission,
the nations con-
sumer protection
agency. Call 1-877-
FTC-HELP or click
on ftc.gov. A mes-
sage from The
Times Leader and
the FTC.
BERWICK
FOR SALE BY OWNER
50% below Market
Value. Fixer upper.
Not in flood zone. 3
bedroom, 1 bath.
Corner lot. $46,500.
(570) 394-9537
DALLAS
NEW CONSTRUCTION
2,400 sq feet
$329,000
OPEN HOUSE
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570-696-1041
FORTY FORT
70 Wesley Street
Very nice, move-in
condition or good
rental property. 1.5
double, 3 bedroom,
living room, kitchen,
dining room, base-
ment & full attic.
Great deal, must
sell, only $30,000.
Call (570) 762-5119
906 Homes for Sale
EXETER
OPEN HOUSE
Sunday 12pm-5pm
362 Susquehanna Ave
Completely remod-
eled, spectacular, 2
story Victorian
home, with 3 bed-
rooms and 1.5
baths, new rear
deck, full front
porch, tiled baths
and kitchen, granite
countertops, all
Cherry hardwood
floors throughout,
all new stainless
steel appliances
and lighting, new oil
furnace, washer
dryer in first floor
bath. Great neigh-
borhood, nice yard.
$174,900 (30 year
loan, $8,750 down,
$887/month, 30
years @ 4.5%)
100% OWNER
FINANCING
AVAILABLE
Call Bob at
570-654-1490
KINGSTON
OPEN HOUSE
Sunday 12pm-5pm
46 Zerby Ave
Lease with option
to buy, completely
remodeled, mint,
turn key condition,
3 bedrooms, 1.5
baths, large
closets, with
hardwoods, carpet
& tile floors, new
kitchen and baths,
gas heat, shed,
large yard.
$134,900 (30 year
loan @ 4.5% with
5% down; $6,750
down, $684/month)
100% OWNER
FINANCING
AVAILABLE
Call Bob at
570-654-1490
PLAINS
KEYSTONE SECTION
9 Ridgewood Road
TOTAL BEAUTY
1 ACRE- PRIVACY
Beautiful ranch 2
bedrooms, 1 bath,
attic for storage,
washer, dryer & 2
air conditioners
included. New
Roof & Furnace
Furnished or unfur-
nished.
Low Taxes! New
price $118,500
570-885-1512
906 Homes for Sale
WANAMIE
Newport Twp
East Main Street
Handyman Special
Double Block
Two 2 story, 3-bed-
room units each
with attic, cellar,
bath and pantry.
Large 4 car garage.
Upper and lower
floors. As is for
$25,000. Call
570-379-2645
Wanna make a
speedy sale? Place
your ad today 570-
829-7130.
WEST WYOMING
438 Tripp St
OPEN HOUSE
Sunday 12pm-5pm
Completely remod-
eled home with
everything new.
New kitchen, baths,
bedrooms, tile
floors, hardwoods,
granite countertops,
all new stainless
steel appliances,
refrigerator, stove,
microwave, dish-
washer, free stand-
ing shower, tub for
two, huge deck,
large yard, excellent
neighborhood
$154,900 (30 year
loan @ 4.5% with 5%
down; $7,750 down,
$785/month)
100% OWNER
FINANCING
AVAILABLE
Call Bob at
570-654-1490
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LAUREL RUN ESTATES
We have mobile
home sites for new
and used single &
double wides.
LARGE WOODED LOTS
overlooking
Wilkes-Barre
Call 570-823-8499
CELL 570-241-1854
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
DALLAS
Large 3 bedroom
2nd floor.
Off street parking.
Call Joe570-881-2517
EDWARDSVILLE
Spacious, freshly
painted, 2 bed-
rooms, 1 bath.
Convenient loca-
tion. Refrigerator
and stove provid-
ed, washer/dryer-
hook-up, no pets,
no smoking.
$510/month. Call
570-357-3628
FORTY FORT
AMERICA REALTY
RENTALS
ALL UNITS
MANAGED
VARIOUS LOCATIONS
Call for
availability
1-2 bedrooms,
all modern.
Employment/
Application
Required
No Pets/
Smoking
Leases
Very Clean
Standards
288-1422
FORTY FORT
Newly renovated,
great neighbor-
hood. 2nd floor.
Non smoking. Oak
floors, new carpet
in master bedroom.
new windows, 4
paddle fans, bath
with shower. Stove
& fridge, dishwash-
er. Off street park-
ing, coin- op laun-
dry. $600 + gas,
electric & water.
References
required, no pets
570-779-4609 or
570-407-3991
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
HANOVER TOWNSHIP
Great location, 1
bedroom apartment
in residential area,
all utilities included.
$600/month
+ security.
908-482-0335
KINGSTON
42 Third Avenue
2nd floor, newly
remodeled 2 bed-
room, 1 bath, fridge
& stove included.
Washer/dryer
hookup. $550 +
security. Water &
sewer included. No
pets. 570-417-2919
KINGSTON
Available Nov. 1st, 2
bedrooms, 1 bath-
room, balcony off
kitchen, refrigerator
and stove provided,
central air, newly
painted, off-street
parking, no pets.
$600 month plus
utilities, & 1 month
security deposit.
Call (570) 239-1010
Collect cash, not dust!
Clean out your
basement, garage
or attic and call the
Classified depart-
ment today at 570-
829-7130!
KINGSTON
EATON TERRACE
317 N. Maple
Ave. Large Two
story, 2 bed-
room, 1.5 bath,
Central Heat &
Air, washer/dryer
in unit, parking.
$830 + utilities &
1 month security
570-262-6947
KINGSTON
Very nice, 3 rooms
& bath. No pets.
Non-smoking. All
utilities included.
$575 / month. Call
570-287-3985
KINGSTON
West Bennett St.
Twinkle in Kingstons
Eye, 2nd floor, 1000
sq. ft. 2 bed, Central
Air, washer/dryer
and appliances. No
pets. Non-smoking.
1 car off street park-
ing. Available Nov-1.
$725/month + gas,
electric, 1 year lease
& security.
570-814-1356
LARKSVILLE
Very clean, 1st floor
3 Bedroom with
modern bath and
kitchen. New floor-
ing, large closets.
Off Street Parking,
fenced yard. Water
& garbage included.
Tenant pays electric
& gas service.
$575/month. No
pets. One year
lease.
570-301-7723
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
HOUSING
Available Immediately

KINGSTON
1 BEDROOM
2 BEDROOM
3 BEDROOM
WILKES-BARRE
2 BEDROOMS
1st & 2nd floor
WILKES-BARRE
2 BEDROOM
Modern, near
Mohegan Sun
All Apartments
Include:
APPLIANCES
MAINTENANCE
SEWER FEES
Ask about our Ask about our
good credit good credit
discount! discount!
570-899-3407
Tina Randazzo
Property Mgr
MOUNTAINTOP
1 bedroom with full
kitchen. Remodeled
recently, first floor,
ample parking. Hot
water, sewer &
garbage included.
On Rt 309 - close
to all amenities! No
pets. Non smoking.
$650/month + secu-
rity & references.
570-239-3827
NANTICOKE
2 bedroom, 1st
floor. Large eat in
kitchen, fridge,
electric stove,
large living room,
w/w carpeting,
master bedroom
with custom built
in furniture. Ample
closet space.
Front/back porch-
es, off street
parking, laundry
room available.
No dogs, smok-
ing, water, sewer,
garbage paid.
$550/mo + gas,
electric, security,
lease, credit,
background
check.
(570) 696-3596
NANTICOKE
347 Hanover St.
1 bedroom, 1st
floor, wall to wall
carpet, eat-in
kitchen with appli-
ances, washer/
dryer hookup,
porch & shared
yard. $400/mo +
utilities and
security. New
energy efficient
gas furnace.
Call 570-814-1356
PITTSTON TWP
THREE ROOM APT.
washer,dryer, refrig-
erator & stove, off-
street parking, no
pets. One year
lease $375/month,
+ utilities.
570-237-0968
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
PITTSTON
2 apartments avail-
able. 2 bedrooms.
All appliances
included. All utilities
paid; electricity by
tenant. Everything
brand new. Off
street parking.
$675-$750 + securi-
ty & references. Call
570-969-9268
PITTSTON AREA
Large 3 bedroom
near By-Pass. Non
smoking. Off-street
parking. Includes
water & sewer.
$740/month
+ electric, security
& last month.
570-885-4206
PITTSTON
Jenkins Township
Newly renovated, 4
bedrooms, 2 full
baths, living room,
kitchen, stove, &
fridge included
washer/dryer
hookup, off-street
parking. Heat &
water included.
$875. per month +
security deposit.
Credit check and
references.
Cell 917-753-8192
PLAINS
15 & 17 E. Carey St
Clean 2nd floor,
modern 1 bedroom
apartments. Stove,
fridge, heat & hot
water included. No
pets. Off street
parking. $490-$495
+ security, 1 yr lease
Call 570-822-6362
570-822-1862
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PLYMOUTH
Large 2 bedroom 1
bath, ground floor.
$525/ month +
security. Includes
heat, water &
sewer. Pets accept-
ed at an additional
fee. 310-431-6851
PLYMOUTH
Newly remodeled. 3
rooms & bath.
Stove & fridge.
Heat, hot water,
electricity, garbage
& sewer included.
$535 + security. No
pets. 1 year lease.
Call 570-779-2258
after 12 noon
WEST PITTSTON
East Packer Avenue
2 bedroom Town-
house with full
basement, 1 bath,
off street parking.
$625/mo + utilities.
No Pets. 570-283-
1800 M-F, 570-388-
6422 all other times
WEST WYOMING
AVAILABLE NOW!!
2nd floor 1 bed-
room, nice kitchen
with appliances,
$450 month plus
utilities No animals.
No smoking. Call
570-693-1000
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
WEST PITTSTON
HIGH AND DRY
Spacious 1 bedroom
apartment, 2nd floor.
Recently renovated,
sewer & appliances
included. Off street
parking. Security.
No pets.
$500/month +
utilities & gas heat.
570-586-0417
WILKES-BARRE
Mayflower
Crossing
Apartments
570.822.3968
2, 3 & 4
Bedrooms
- Light & bright
open floor plans
- All major
appliances included
- Pets welcome*
- Close to everything
- 24 hour emergency
maintenance
- Short term
leases available
Call TODAY For
AVAILABILITY!!
www.mayflower
crossing.com
Certain Restrictions
Apply*
WILKES-BARRE
1 bedroom. Heat &
hot water included,
$550 month +
Security required
973-879-4730
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WILKES-BARRE
2 bedroom, 1 bath
apartment near
General Hospital.
$525 utilities, first,
last & security. No
pets.
570-821-0463
570-417-3427
WILKES-BARRE
2 bedroom; most
utilities included;
coin op laundry; No
pets, background
check. $550/month
+security. Call
(570) 822-9625
WILKES-BARRE
22 Terrace Street
2 bedroom, 3rd
floor. Hardwood
flooring. Appliances,
heat, water, sewer
& trash included.
Pet friendly. $700 +
electric & natural
gas. 570-969-9268
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Unfurnished
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
IN THE HEART OF WILKES-BARRE
Immediate Occupancy!!
Efficiencies available
@30% of income
MARTIN D. POPKY APARTMENTS
61 E. Northampton St.
Wilkes-Barre, PA 18701
Affordable Senior Apartments
Income Eligibility Required
Utilities Included! Low cable rates;
New appliances; Laundry on site;
Activities! Curbside Public Transportation
Please call 570-825-8594
D/TTY 800-654-5984
941 Apartments/
Unfurnished
WILKES-BARRE
Mayflower area,
2nd Floor, 1 bed-
room with appli-
ances. Nice apart-
ment in attractive
home. Sunny win-
dows & decorative
accents. Off street
parking. No pets, no
smoking. Includes
hot water. $400 +
utilities.
570-824-4743
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on an automobile?
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WILKES-BARRE SOUTH
SECURE BUILDINGS
1 & 2 bedroom
apartments.
Starting at $440
and up. References
required. Section 8 ok.
570-332-5723
WILKES-BARRE
South Welles St.
1 bedroom, 3rd
floor. Covered back
porch. Heat, hot
water, sewer &
garbage included.
$425 + security.
Section 8 Welcome.
570-589-9767
944 Commercial
Properties
Center City WB
WE HA WE HAVE SP VE SPACE!! ACE!!
Come see us
now- youll be
surprised! Afford-
able modern
office space avail-
able at the
Luzerne Bank
Building on Public
Square. Rents
include heat, cen-
tral air, utilities,
trash removal and
nightly cleaning -
all without a
sneaky CAM
charge. Super fast
internet available.
Access parking at
the new inter-
modal garage via
our covered
bridge. 300SF to
5000SF available.
We can remodel
to suit. Brokers
protected. Call
Jeff Pyros at
570-822-8577
for details.
DOLPHIN PLAZA
Rte. 315
1,700 - 2,000 SF
Office / Retail
4,500 SF Office
Showroom,
Warehouse
Loading Dock
Call 570-829-1206
OFFICE OR RETAIL
LUZERNE
Out of flood plain.
2,200 SF. Near
Cross Valley High-
way. Loading dock.
Newly painted.
570-288-6526
944 Commercial
Properties
OFFICE SPACE
Bennett St.
Luzerne
1100 to 1600 sq ft,
1st floor, off street
parking.
570-283-3184
To place your
ad call...829-7130
WAREHOUSE /
COMMERCIAL
2,275 Sq. Ft. Build-
ing in Wilkes-Barre.
Loading dock, plen-
ty of parking. Call
570-814-8106
947 Garages
GARAGE STALL
For storage located
in KINGSTON. Elec-
tric & automatic
door. $75/month.
Call 570-466-6334
WEST PITTSTON
5 locking garages/
storage units for
rent. 8x7. $100/
month. Call
570-357-1138
950 Half Doubles
AVOCA
3 bedrooms, 1 bath-
room, off-street
parking, $600 per
month, 1st month
security deposit.
Plus utilities. Call
570-457-2372
after 4:00 p.m.
EDWARDSVILLE
Available Nov. 1
3 bedroom. New
carpet & paint.
Fenced yard. Laun-
dry room. A/C. $550
+ utilities & security.
No pets. Call
570-829-1768
GLEN LYON
Renovated apart-
ment. Washer/dryer
hook up. Off street
parking. New fur-
nace. Available
November 1st.
application process
required. $500 per
month + utilities &
security.
Call 570-714-1296
HANOVER TWP.
2 BEDROOM
3 Oaklawn Ave.
For lease, available
immediately, 2 bed-
rooms, 1 bath room,
stove provided,
washer/dryer hook-
up, off-street park-
ing, no pets, 1st
floor duplex Newly
remodeled and
painted. Hardwood
Floors. $600/per
month, water and
sewer paid, $570/
security deposit.
Call (570)417-8874
after 10:00 a.m. for
a private showing
HANOVER TWP.
3 bedrooms, 1 bath.
New stove, carpet-
ing & kitchen floor.
Freshly painted.
Washer/dryer hook-
up. Off street park-
ing. Absolutely no
pets. $595+ utilities,
security & lease.
Call (570) 829-3219
950 Half Doubles
KINGSTON
E. Bennett St.
Charming 3 bed-
room, 1.5 bath, con-
venient to Cross
Valley. Stained glass
window, original
woodwork, laundry
room off spacious
kitchen, off-street
parking, private
yard, ample base-
ment / attic storage.
NO PETS. $600 +
utilities, security &
lease. Call
570-793-6294
KINGST
KINGST
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LUZERNE AREA
3 bedrooms,
2 bathrooms,
WARMING FIRE-
PLACE, nice neigh-
borhood, off street,
stove,refrigerator,
dishwasher, garage
storage. NO PETS,
$585 per month
plus utilities. Call
732-892-0996
Rick4407@aol.com
KINGSTON
Two bedrooms,
newly remodeled,
hardwood floors,1
ceramic bath and
kitchen,oak cabi-
nets, refrigerator,
stove and dish-
washer, off-street
parking, no pets, no
smoking. $750/per
month, security &
references.
Call (570) 417-4821
NANTICOKE
3 bedroom. Washer
dryer hookup. $600
+ utilities. Call
570-954-7919
PITTSTON
38 Fulton St.
Half Double. 2 bed-
rooms, living & din-
ing rooms, 1 bath-
room, newly remod-
eled, off-street
parking, $625/per
month, plus security
deposit.
570-299-7103
PLAINS
2 bedroom. No
pets. References &
security deposit
$500/mos + utilities
Call (570) 430-1308
PLYMOUTH
6 room, 3 bedroom.
Laundry hookup.
Stove, fridge, dish-
washer & sewage
included. Section 8
welcome. $625 +
security & utilities.
570-262-0540
PLYMOUTH
6 rooms,
3 bedrooms,
off street parking,
no pets. $600 +
utilities, security &
references.
Call 570-760-8526
950 Half Doubles
P L AI NS P L AI NS
31 Center Street
For lease, available
November 1st.
2 bedrooms, 1 bath
room, refrigerator
and stove provided,
washer/dryer
hookup, off-street
parking, no pets,
Newly remodeled,
new appliances,
carpet & hardwood
flooring. Refer-
ences required.
$525./per month,
plus utilities,
$525./security
deposit. Call
(570) 262-9181
W. PITTSTON/
JENKINS TWP
2 bedroom 1/2 dou-
ble. Tile kitchen &
bath. Off street
parking. $600 + utili-
ties. 570-237-2076
WEST PITTSTON
2 bedroom. Off
street parking.
Maintenance free.
No smoking. $625
+utilities, security &
last month.
570-885-4206
WILKES-BARRE
1/2 double. 3 bed-
rooms. Wall to wall
carpeting, washer /
dryer hookup.
Fenced in yard.
$475 plus security.
570-472-2392
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WILKES-BARRE
HEIGHTS
293 S. Hancock St.
Two bedrooms, with
wall-to-wall carpet-
ing, 1.5 baths, all
appliances, off-
street parking, no
pets, $595. per
month, plus utilities
& security deposit.
Call (570)814-1356
WILKES-BARRE
HEIGHTS
78 1/2 N. Sherman
Street
Small 3 bedroom,
eat in kitchen, wood
floors, front porch,
yard, off street
parking, $495./per
month, security
deposit 7 utilities.
Call (570) 814-1356
953Houses for Rent
DRUMS
SAND SPRINGS
Golf Community
2400 sq. ft. Town-
house. Modern
kitchen,
3 bedrooms, 2 1/2
baths, 2 stall
garage. 3 minutes
to interstates 81 &
80. $1350 + utilities.
Call 570-582-4575
953Houses for Rent
EDWARDSVILLE
Off street parking,
garage. All appli-
ances provided.
Section 8 Approved.
Section 8 Welcome.
$700/month + utili-
ties. Full months
security required at
lease signing.
Call (570) 592-5764
ask for Steve
FORTY FORT
ONE OF A KIND
3 bedrooms, 2
bathrooms, all
appliances provid-
ed, washer/dryer
on premises, off-
street parking, no
pets, Completely
renovated, $1200./
per month, water
and sewer paid,
$1200./security
deposit. Call
(570) 847-8138
after 9:00 a.m. to
set an appoint-
ment or email
Chad.schleig@
att.com.
LARKSVILLE
Beautiful 1 bedroom
mobile home on pri-
vate property.
Washer, dryer,
stove, refrigerator &
microwave. $475 +
utilities. Handicap
accessible.
570-288-1796
570-947-1711
NANTICOKE
Desirable
Lexington Village
Nanticoke, PA
Many ranch style
homes. 2 bedrooms
2 Free Months With
A 2 Year Lease
$795 + electric
SQUARE FOOT RE
MANAGEMENT
866-873-0478
PLYMOUTH
Beade St., 1 bed-
room, single house,
appliances, washer
& dryer, off street
parking, $450 per
month + utilities &
security.
Call (570) 592-3652
PLYMOUTH
Quiet & Cozy 2 bed-
room. Large kitchen
& bath. Washer
dryer hookup. Small
hedged & fenced
yard. All situated
high & dry on a 1-
way street. No pets.
$575 + first, last &
security. Call
570-829-3902 or
570-235-4981
953Houses for Rent
SHAVERTOWN
Near Burger King
3 bedroom, 1-1/2
bath, 3 season
room, hardwood
floors, off street
parking & gas
heat. 1 year Lease
for $900/month
+ 1 month security.
Garbage, sewer,
refrigerator, stove,
washer/dryer &
gas fireplace
included.
(570) 905-5647
SWEET VALLEY
House, available
immediately, 2 bed-
rooms, 1 bath,
washer,dryer, stove,
& refrigerator pro-
vided, off-street
parking, no pets.
$650/per month,
plus utilities, + secu-
rity deposit. Call
(570) 760-3637
SWOYERSVILLE
2 bedroom single
home, large rooms,
stove included.
Washer dryer
hookup, covered
patio. $650 per mo
+ utilities & security.
570-650-2494
962 Rooms
WILKES-BARRE
57 Poplar St.
$600 per month +
security or rent with
an option to buy.
cozy 4 bedroom
home, backyard.
Quiet neighbor-
hood. Criminal
background check.
570-730-6519
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DIRECTORY
1039 Chimney
Service
A-1 ABLE CHIMNEY
Rebuild & Repair
Chimneys. All
types of Masonry.
Liners Installed,
Brick & Block,
Roofs & Gutters.
Licensed &
Insured
570-735-2257
1129 Gutter
Repair & Cleaning
GUTTER 2 GO, INC.
PA#067136- Fully
Licensed & Insured.
We install custom
seamless rain
gutters & leaf
protection systems.
CALL US TODAY ABOUT
OUR 10% OFF WHOLE
HOUSE DISCOUNT!
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Trucking
A.S.A.P Hauling
Estate Cleanouts,
Attics, Cellars,
Garages, were
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Free Estimates,
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Wanted
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570-574-1275
Mikes $5 & Up
We do cleanups -
basements,
garages, etc. Yard
waste removal,
small deliveries.
Buying Old Wood
Furniture
Same day service.
793- 8057 826- 1883
1204 Painting &
Wallpaper
A.B.C. Professional
Painting
36 Yrs Experience
We Specialize In
New Construction
Residential
Repaints
Comm./Industrial
All Insurance
Claims
Apartments
Interior/Exterior
Spray,Brush, Rolls
WallpaperRemoval
Cabinet Refinish-
ing
Drywall/Finishing
Power Washing
Deck Specialist
Handy Man
FREE ESTIMATES
Larry Neer
570-606-9638
M. PARALI S PAI NTI NG
Int/ Ext. painting,
Power washing.
Professional work
at affordable rates.
Free estimates.
570-288-0733
1204 Painting &
Wallpaper
House in Shambles?
We can fix it!
Cover All Painting & Cover All Painting &
General Contracting General Contracting
PA068287. Serving
Northeast PA &
North Jersey since
1989. All phases of
interior & exterior
repair & rebuilding.
Call 570-226-1944 Call 570-226-1944
or 570-470-5716 or 570-470-5716
Free Estimates
And yes, I am a
lead paint removal
certified contractor
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