Meeting Report

Attach the meeting agenda and minutes for reference. No staples please.

1. Meeting details
Date ___/_____/_______ Time _______ to _______ Chair _____________________________________________
Location ________________________________________ Valid Other/
Meeting Purpose __________________________________ Invited Present
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2. Meeting review

Was the agenda followed? Notable contributions:

c   Yes ___________________ arrived latest.
c   No ___________________ left earliest.
c   As if it were the very Word of God, from which we ___________________ stayed awake throughout.
dared not deviate. ­___________________ clouded the chairperson’s mind.
c   It was a vague aspiration, sort of. Ish. ___________________ asked the most obvious question.
c   The original agenda was not followed, no. Someone’s ___________________ evaded multiple well-justified attempts
private agenda went just fine, thank you very much. on his or her esteem, sanity, or life.
___________________ leaned the furthest back on a chair.
The chairperson was:
___________________ had the most alarming body odor.
c   Effective ___________________ committed career suicide.
c   Ineffective
c   Tyrannical The meeting was successful in:
c   Less use than a paperweight c   Achieving all goals laid out in the agenda
c   Asleep c   Sucking
c   Only borderline human, in the opinion of some present c   Making everyone feel like he or she contributed
c   Making everyone listen to a very boring and self-
The refreshments provided were: important speech
c   Nothing
c   Adequate
c   Less than nothing
c   Inadequate
c   Reaching a critical mass of nothing, sucking all
c   Eaten by the time I got there
participants into a black hole of nothingness
c   Used as currency the way convicts use cigarettes
c   Destroying participants’ will to live
c   Apparently surplus rations from World War II
c   Producing the longest chain of paper clips yet

3. Action items
c   See minutes c   Seppuku c   Avoid more meetings
c   Restock refreshments c   Murder c   Avoid meetings religiously
c   Bring a pillow next time c   Murder/suicide pact with other c   Cancel all future meetings
attendees

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