News-Review Currents - 22 December 2011

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The News-Reviews guide to arts, entertainment and television
DECEMBER 23-29, 2011
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MOVIES
Christy Lemire: 1. MARTHA MARCY MAY MARLENE The years most haunting film, with a star-making performance from Elizabeth Olsen as a young women who struggles to assimilate to the outside world after fleeing a cult. Writerdirector Sean Durkin, making his astoundingly confident feature debut, cuts seamlessly between the psychological abuse of her past and the paranoia of the present. Olsens placid, open face reveals nothing and yet suggests seething torment. And as the groups creepy, charismatic leader, John Hawkes radiates menace without ever raising his voice. 2. 50/50 Its a comedy about cancer, which would sound like a tricky proposition, but director Jonathan Levine has crafted a film thats uproariously funny, and he finds just the right tone every time. Joseph Gordon-Levitt stars as a young man who learns he has a rare tumor on his spine, one he has a 50-percent chance of surviving; friends and family try to help and usually end up saying or doing the wrong thing. Comedy writer Will Reiser based the script on his own cancer diagnosis in his 20s, and his words
Roseburg, Oregon, CurrentsThursday, December 22, 2011
AP reviewers pick their top 10 films for 2011

LOS ANGELES (AP) Associated Press reviewers Christy Lemire and David Germain saw the same films in 2011, but they clearly werent seeing the same pictures. They usually have a fair amount of overlap in their top 10 lists, but this time, they agreed on only one film. Here are their picks. The top 10 films of 2011, according to AP Movie Critic with real tenderness. 3. THE MYTH OF THE AMERICAN SLEEPOVER No one saw this movie. It was only in theaters for a few weeks and it didnt even make $40,000. And that is such a shame, because not a single moment rings false in this quietly observant, gently insightful feature debut from writerdirector David Robert Mitchell. Hes taken a genre thats overly familiar the all-night teen dramedy and made it feel refreshing and new. He also made it look effortless. By assembling a cast of unknowns, some of whom had never acted before, he creates a warm aura of authenticity and naturalism. 4. THE TREE OF LIFE Bold, gorgeous, ambitious, self-indulgent, maddening Terrence Malicks opus about nothing less than the origin of the universe is all these things and so much more. But its also unlike anything youve ever seen and its sure to alter your mood long after its over. If youre open to letting the impressionistic imagery wash over you, to allowing yourself to get sucked into the films rhythms and fluidly undulating tones, youll be wowed. Brad Pitt gives one of the best performances of his career as a stern father of three boys in 1950s Texas and Jessica Chastain is lovely as his playful, doting wife. 5. BELLFLOWER Evan Glodell directed, wrote, co-produced, co-edited and stars in this ultra-low budget film his first feature which essentially suggests that getting your heart broken is tantamount to the apocalypse.
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In this film image released by Fox Searchlight, John Hawkes, left, and Elizabeth Olsen are shown in a scene from Mar tha Marcy May Marlene. are filled with dark humor and a wry recognition of the gravity of this situation, but also
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ROSEBURG
Festival shines on at River Forks Park

The 19th annual Umpqua Valley Festival of Lights is still burning brightly at River Forks Park. The festival features 90 lights displays with more than 300,000 individual lights. The event also features the Holiday Village, an indoor location open on weekends where visitors can meet Santa Claus, view decorations or purchases food, beverage, and arts and crafts. Horse and wagon rides can be purchased as well. The festival is from 5:30 to 9:30 p.m. Sundays through Thursdays and 5:30 to 10 p.m. Friday and Saturday at River Forks Park, 380 River Forks Park Road, Roseburg. The Holiday Village operates under the same hours as the festival on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. Admission is $10 per car and $1 per bus passenger. Information: 541-672-3469.
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free? Or should she choose her own punishment for the man? Extremities will run March 15 through April 7. UACT is looking for three women between the ages of 20 and 40. Scripts are available for a two-day checkout at the box office. Auditions will be at 6:30 both nights at the Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard, Roseburg. People auditioning are encouraged to show up 10 minutes early for registration. Information: 541-673-2125.
DOUGLAS COUNTY
Three bands on tap at area shows

People looking for live music to help bring in 2012 can check out three bands performing New Years Eve shows on Dec. 31, two in Roseburg and one in Sutherlin. Momentary Lapse of Reason will perform from 9 p.m. to midnight at the Jersey Lilly, 1430 N.W. Dee Street, Roseburg. The band will play a set that will include blues, rock and country. Information: 541672-1931. Steelhead Run will also play a three-hour show from 9 p.m. to midnight at Joe Monkey restaurant, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Roseburg. Information: 541679-5444. Eddy Ross will perform from 7 to 11 p.m. at Arie Eagles No. 3508, 116 E. Second St., Sutherlin. The show will be $4 per person. Information: 541-459-9154.
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All is still calm and bright each night at River Forks Park as the Umpqua Valley Festival of Lights continues through Jan. 1. See details this page. A fourth production has been canceled. The Eugene Ballet was to have performed All You Need is Love on Jan. 28, but the show will not go on. Admission prices for each event vary. Tickets can be purchased online at tickets.umpqua.edu or at Jacoby Auditorium, 1140 Umpqua College Road, Winchester. Information: 541-440-7700. 11 p.m. at 2075 N.W. Witherspoon Ave., Roseburg. Information: 541-673-7073. Umpqua Golf Resort, 1919 Recreation Lane, Sutherlin. Tickets are $30 per person or $50 per couple and are available at Sutherlin Drug and Umpqua Insurance. Information: 541-459-6214.
WINCHESTER
Jacoby offers diverse lineup

Umpqua Community Colleges Jacoby Auditorium has scheduled three performances during the first two months of 2012. The Douglas County Youth Orchestra, presented by the Umpqua Symphony, kicks off the new year with its winter concert at 7 p.m. Jan. 24. The Umpqua Symphony presents the Salzberg Chamber Soloists at 7:30 p.m. Feb. 4. The group performs chamber orchestra and comprises members from all around the world. February ends with an R&B and soul concert by Sean Jones at 7 p.m. Feb. 24. Jones is presented by the Roseburg Community Concert Association.
SUTHERLIN
Flashbak hosts holiday party

The Sutherlin-Oakland Rotary Club is presenting a New Years Eve celebration for ages 21 and older that will include music, dancing, food and a raffle. Music will be provided by the band Flashbak, which will play rock n roll, blues and country tunes. Casual evening wear is recommended for the celebration. The event is sponsored by The Sutherlin-Oakland Rotary. Proceeds fund scholarships and community projects. The event starts at 9 p.m. and lasts until 1 a.m. at The
ROSEBURG
UACT auditioning for spring show

The Umpqua Actors Community Theatre will hold auditions Dec. 27 and 28 for its spring production, Extremities. Directed by Tolley Evans, Extremities is a drama about a young woman who is attacked in her home, where she is able to resist and capture her assailant. The play deals with the characters dilemma: Should she turn over her attacker to authorities, who may set him
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ROSEBURG
Candles and carols add holiday glow

The Hucrest Community Church of God will offer caroling and candle lighting on Saturday, Christmas Eve. Admission to the event is free and open to the general public. The event will start at
GLENDALE
Wolf Creek author to sign books

Author Jean Williams of Wolf Creek will be available Dec. 29 to sign copies of her book, Love is a Verb Devotional. The book is about the authors challenges with a difficult relationship and how she overcame these problems. Williams appearance will be from 1 to 4 p.m. at the Morningstar Coffeehouse, 140 Molly St., Glendale. Information: 541-832-2291.
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at the Umpqua Valley Arts Center, 1624 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. The submission deadline is Feb. 28. Submission must be sent by mail to the arts center. Information: 541-672-2532 or www.uvarts.com/call-toartists. is handmade by artists from throughout Oregon. Shopping hours are from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesday through Friday and 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday at the arts center, 1624 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. A portion of the purchases helps support a variety of programs the arts center offers throughout the year. Information: 541-672-2532 or www.uvarts.com.
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DOUGLAS COUNTY
UVAA invites artists for exhibit

The Umpqua Valley Arts Association invites artists of all abilities to take part in the ArtWorks NW Juried Art Show and Competition. Fields for fine arts and photography are open for entries. Artists may submit up to three works that have been created in the last two years and not displayed previously at the arts center. All work must be display ready. The submission fee is $30. Jurors from the West Coast will judge the pieces. Cash awards totaling $2,000 will be awarded to the winners. The exhibit will open with a public reception on May 11
natural beauty are highlighted in each art form. The exhibit hangs until Jan. 15, Douglas County Museum, 123 Museum Drive, Roseburg. Information: 541-957-7007.
Penn, Giamatti and McDormand join Sundance

LOS ANGELES (AP) Films featuring Sean Penn, Frances McDormand, Paul Giamatti, Jesse Eisenberg, Tracy Morgan and Melissa Leo are among late additions to next months Sundance Film Festival. Organizers for Robert Redfords independent-film showcase said Monday they have added four titles to the previously announced lineup of more than 100 movies. The new films are: director Paolo Sorrentinos rock-staron-a-road-trip tale This Must Be the Place, with Penn and McDormand; Philip Dorling and Ron Nyswaners Predisposed, with Eisenberg, Leo and Morgan in a comic romp about a piano prodigy, his troubled mom and a drug dealer; Don Coscarellis horror comedy John Dies at the End, featuring Giamatti; and Joachim Triers Oslo, August 31st, a drama about a Norwegian man in crisis. The festival runs Jan. 19-29 in Park City, Utah.
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ROSEBURG
Arts festival seeks vendors

Its not too soon to start preparing for the Umpqua Valley Arts Associations 44th annual Summer Arts Festival. Entertainers and art and food vendors seeking to participate in the festival, which takes place June 22 to 24, may begin submitting applications on Jan. 15. Early bird discounts end on March 15 and all applications must be submitted by June 1. The festival draws artists and crafters from across the country for the three-day festival. Organizers said about 16,000 visitors come each year. Proceeds from the festival benefit UVAAs arts-in-education programs, which bring art instruction to elementary schoolchildren in Douglas County. The festival relies heavily on volunteer support. Information: 541-672-2532.
Shopping offered at arts center
ROSEBURG
Santas Boutique, organized by the Umpqua Valley Arts Center, will be open to provide holiday items for Douglas County residents while supporting the arts center. Continuing through January, the boutique will offer paintings and ceramics as well as jewelry, wood, metal and fiber arts, among other items. Everything
Exhibit on the map at county museum

Four artists share their third group show, Mapping Common Grounds, at the Douglas County Museum. The exhibit features two painters, a photographer and mixed media artist and a potter. Susan Applegate, Susan Rochester, Susan Roden and Susan Rudisill seek to show that their art highlights 10 years of creative interaction and collaboration. The art focuses on the mysteries and beauty of the North Umpqua River country. Animals, fishermen, hunters and
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THURSDAY, DEC. 22
MUSIC ACOUSTIC BLEND 5 to 8 p.m., Charleys BBQ, 812 W. Harvard, Roseburg. Special Christmas show from light rock band. 541-957-1786. CRY BABY 8 to 11 p.m., Jersey Lilly Tavern, 1430 N.W. Dee Street, Roseburg. Blues and rock jam. 541672-1931. EVENTS UMPQUA VALLEY FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS 5:30 to 9 p.m., River Forks Park, 380 River Forks Park Road, Roseburg. Thousands of bulbs illuminate this annual drive-through display. Holiday Village, inside nearby Helleck Hall, features crafts, refreshments, music and Santa Claus. The festival is a community fundraiser sponsored by the Rotary Club of Roseburg. Admission is $8 per car or $1 per bus passenger. 541-672-3469. Friday, Dec. 23 Thursday, Dec. 22 Roseburg. Blues and rock jam. 541672-1931. EVENTS UMPQUA VALLEY FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS 5:30 to 9 p.m., River Forks Park, 380 River Forks Park Road, Roseburg. Thousands of bulbs illuminate this annual drive-through display. Holiday Village, inside nearby Helleck Hall, features crafts, refreshments, music and Santa Claus. The festival is a community fundraiser sponsored by the Rotary Club of Roseburg. Admission is $8 per car or $1 per bus passenger. 541-672-3469. Friday, Dec. 30 Cass Ave., Roseburg. Special New Years Eve show. Features a mix of Celtic, Cajun, traditional, contemporary, familiar and obscure tunes. 541-6795444. EVENTS UMPQUA VALLEY FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS 5:30 to 10 p.m., River Forks Park, 380 River Forks Park Road, Roseburg. Thousands of bulbs illuminate this annual drive-through display. Holiday Village, inside nearby Helleck Hall, features crafts, refreshments, music and Santa Claus. Horse and buggy rides may be purchased as well. The festival is a community fundraiser sponsored by the Rotary Club of Roseburg. Admission is $8 per car or $1 per bus passenger. 541-672-3469. FLASHBACK TO THE FUTURE 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., The Umpqua Golf Resort, 1919 Recreation Lane, Sutherlin. New Years Eve event feature music, dancing, food and raffle. Flashbak will provide music with rock n roll, blues and country. The event is presented by The Sutherlin-Oakland Rotary and proceeds fund scholarships and community projects. Tickets are $30 per person or $50 a couple. Tickets are available at Sutherlin Drug and Umpqua Insurance. 541-459-6214. Sunday, Jan. 1
FRIDAY, DEC. 30
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FRIDAY, DEC. 23
Eddy Ross, at front left, pictured with bandmates, from left, Andy Marx, Michael Aponte, Mitch Ross, and Jennifer Jen C Chesselet, will be playing at the Eagles Lodge No. 3508 in Sutherlin on Christmas Day, New Years Eve and New Years Day.
the Rotary Club of Roseburg. Admission is $8 per car or $1 per bus passenger. 541-672-3469. Monday, Dec. 26 nate this annual drive-through display. The festival is a community fundraiser sponsored by the Rotary Club of Roseburg. Admission is $8 per car or $1 per bus passenger. 541-672-3469.
EVENTS UMPQUA VALLEY FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS 5:30 to 10 p.m., River Forks Park, 380 River Forks Park Road, Roseburg. Thousands of bulbs illuminate this annual drive-through display. Holiday Village, inside nearby Helleck Hall, features crafts, refreshments, music and Santa Claus. Horse and buggy rides may be purchased as well. The festival is a community fundraiser sponsored by the Rotary Club of Roseburg. Admission is $8 per car or $1 per bus passenger. 541-672-3469.
MONDAY, DEC. 26
WEDNESDAY, DEC. 28
EVENTS UMPQUA VALLEY FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS 5:30 to 9 p.m., River Forks Park, 380 River Forks Park Road, Roseburg. Thousands of bulbs illuminate this annual drive-through display. The festival is a community fundraiser sponsored by the Rotary Club of Roseburg. Admission is $8 per car or $1 per bus passenger. 541-672-3469. Tuesday, Dec. 27 EVENTS UMPQUA VALLEY FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS 5:30 to 9 p.m., River Forks Park, 380 River Forks Park Road, Roseburg. Thousands of bulbs illuminate this annual drive-through display. The festival is a community fundraiser sponsored by the Rotary Club of Roseburg. Admission is $8 per car or $1 per bus passenger. 541-672-3469.
Wednesday, Dec. 28
EVENTS UMPQUA VALLEY FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS 5:30 to 10 p.m., River Forks Park, 380 River Forks Park Road, Roseburg. Thousands of bulbs illuminate this annual drive-through display. Holiday Village, inside nearby Helleck Hall, features crafts, refreshments, music and Santa Claus. Horse and buggy rides may be purchased as well. The festival is a community fundraiser sponsored by the Rotary Club of Roseburg. Admission is $10 per car or $1 per bus passenger. 541672-3469. NEW YEARS DANCE 8 p.m. to midnight, VFW Post 9745, 570 W. Douglas Blvd., Winston. New Years celebration with music provided by the Outlaw Band. Breakfast will be served after midnight. Tickets are $12 per person or $20 per couple. 541-679-4090. Saturday, Dec. 31
SUNDAY, JAN. 1
MUSIC EDDY ROSS 7 to 11 p.m., Arie Eagles No. 3508, 116 E. Second St., Sutherlin. $4 per person. 541-4599154. EVENTS UMPQUA VALLEY FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS 5:30 to 9 p.m., River Forks Park, 380 River Forks Park Road, Roseburg. Thousands of bulbs illuminate this annual drive-through display. Holiday Village, inside nearby Helleck Hall, features crafts, refreshments, music and Santa Claus. The festival is a community fundraiser sponsored by the Rotary Club of Roseburg. Admission is $8 per car or $1 per bus passenger. 541-672-3469.
SATURDAY, DEC. 31
SATURDAY, DEC. 24
EVENTS UMPQUA VALLEY FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS 5:30 to 10 p.m., River Forks Park, 380 River Forks Park Road, Roseburg. Thousands of bulbs illuminate this annual drive-through display. Holiday Village, inside nearby Helleck Hall, features crafts, refreshments, music and Santa Claus. Horse and buggy rides may be purchased as well. The festival is a community fundraiser sponsored by the Rotary Club of Roseburg. Admission is $8 per car or $1 per bus passenger. 541-672-3469. Sunday, Dec. 25
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TUESDAY, DEC. 27
THURSDAY, DEC. 29
MUSIC MOONGLOW 5 to 8 p.m., Charleys BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. No cover. 541-957-1786. SHIFT CHANGE 8 to 11 p.m., Jersey Lilly Tavern, 1430 N.W. Dee Street, Roseburg. Open mic hosted by Shift Change. 541-672-1931. EVENTS UMPQUA VALLEY FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS 5:30 to 9 p.m., River Forks Park, 380 River Forks Park Road, Roseburg. Thousands of bulbs illumiMUSIC CRY BABY 8 to 11 p.m., Jersey Lilly Tavern, 1430 N.W. Dee Street,
Thursday, Dec. 29
MUSIC EDDY ROSS 7 to 11 p.m., Arie Eagles No. 3508, 116 E. Second St., Sutherlin. $4 per person. 541-4599154. MOMENTARY LAPSE OF REASON 9 p.m. to midnight, Jersey Lilly Tavern, 1430 N.W. Dee Street, Roseburg. Blues, rock and country. 541-672-1931. STEELHEAD RUN 9 p.m. to midnight, Joe Monkey Restaurant, 500 S.E.
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In this film publicity image released by The Weinstein Company, Jean Dujardin portrays George Valentin, left, and Berenice Bejo portrays Peppy Miller in a scene from The Artist. where it belongs with this and the mission that left him boxy, black-and-white, silent seriously wounded. gem about a 1920s screen idol 9. BEGINNERS Cute whose career is muzzled by narrative gimmicks abound the talkies. Director Michel here, ones that might have Hazanavicius lets us all in on seemed too cloying or selfhis wondrous dream, a film conscious, but writer-director whose every moment delights Mike Mills makes it all work with humor and poignancy. He with grand visual tableaux, also draws lovely, natural per- lush music, ageless performances by Jean Dujardin and formances from Christopher Plummer and Ewan McGregor Berenice Bejo and the most adorable dog this cat lover has as a father and son who are ever seen. Luddites unite. finally getting to know each Silence really is golden. other, truly, toward the end of the fathers life. And Melanie 2. TINKER TAILOR SOLLaurent shows an effortless DIER SPY Somewhere, Obi-Wan, er, Alec Guinness is gift for comedy, as the young smiling down on Jedi protege woman who teaches McGreGary Oldman. OK, so Oldman gors character how to fall in never apprenticed with Guinlove, for once, as a grown-up. ness, who did what seemed 10. BRIDESMAIDS Director Paul Feigs film takes the definitive version of John le Carres spymaster George the typically cliched wedding Smiley in two miniseries 30 movie genre and completely years ago. But Oldman makes upends it with something surthe role completely his own, prisingly daring. But it also inhabiting Smileys stillness takes the Judd Apatow-style and impenetrability, somehow buddy comedy, with its mixconveying the mans subsurture of raunchiness, neurosis face passion while barely and sentimentality, and tailors twitching a muscle. Director it to female experiences. That the film achieves both of these Tomas Alfredson and his pheambitious goals simultaneous- nomenal cast tell a fiercely cerebral, meticulously paced ly while remaining (mostly) spellbinder, masterfully comhilarious is a testament to the pacted from le Carres sprawlpower of Kristen Wiig as coing novel. writer and star, and to the awesomely eclectic ensemble 3. HUGO If we must have 3-D talking pictures, cast of strong comediennes they all should be held to this who surround her. standard. This is the only film Ive told friends must be seen The top 10 films of 2011, in 3-D. Martin Scorsese according to AP Movie Writer makes the third dimension not David Germain: just eye-catching but essential 1. THE ARTIST to the experience. Scorseses Enough with 3-D. Enough with super widescreen Techni- 3-D enfolds viewers in 1930s Paris, letting fans walk right color. Enough with all the talking. Cinema finally is back alongside his two child heroes
as they restore a bitter old mans faith and sense of wonder. And what a trip back to the moon it is to see Scorseses affectionate re-creations of film pioneer Georges Melies silent fantasies. 4. LE HAVRE Finnish director Aki Kaurismakis simple tale of a French shoeshine guy and an immigrant youth is sly and stealthy. Sweet yet unsentimental, understated yet rich in spirit, the film is populated by old souls who are a joy to watch, led by Andre Wilms as the shoeshiner who steps into the guardian angel role for an African boy who is in France illegally. The film hints that good deeds are a reward in themselves but karma just might toss a little magic your way for doing the right thing. 5. THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO Rooney Mara. Wow. It seemed a thankless task to follow Noomi Rapace, the electrifying lone-wolf in the Swedish-language adaptation of Stieg Larssons best-seller. But Mara goes deeper and darker with a controlled detonation of a performance in David Finchers Hollywood version. As a disgraced journalist who teams with Larssons avenging angel, Daniel Craig is an anchor of cool rationality around which Mara revolves like a demon. Fincher one of the least sentimental directors around and Larssons harsh emotional terrain are an ideal match of filmmaker and material. 2. 50/50 Who says cancer cant be entertaining? Inspired by his own medical battle, screenwriter Will Reiser tells an authentic tale where laughter, lust, selfishness and duplicity dont go away just because of a little tumor. Every cancer patient should have a lewd, crude friend like the one Joseph Gordon-Levitt has here in Seth Rogen. Director Jonathan Levine juggles a jangle of emotions and keeps them all in the air, while the cast including Anna Kendrick, Anjelica Huston and Bryce Dallas Howard makes every moment genuine. 7. SUBMARINE Richard Ayoades directing debut is dead on in the emotions from blissful obses-
sion to abrupt indifference that accompany first love and teen desire. Craig Roberts as a big-eyed Welsh romantic and Yasmin Paige as a rebellious firebug are the unlikeliest but most adorable couple in all of Wales. Their tender story is sweetly shadowed by that of Roberts dowdy parents (Sally Hawkins and Noah Taylor), seemingly a pair of dead fish who just might have a little spawning left in them. 8. THE HELP You get a Big Hollywood Social Message and you leave the theater with that feel-good spring in your step. First-time director Tate Taylor does a slick, smart job adapting childhood pal Kathryn Stocketts bestseller about black maids in 1960s Mississippi spilling the beans on their white employers. And where to begin with the performances? Viola Davis, Emma Stone, Octavia Spencer, Jessica Chastain, Bryce Dallas Howard we can go on and on. Workingclass help or idle gentry, every woman in the film is polished to brilliance. 9. TROLL HUNTER This deliriously weird mock documentary is a wild ride through remote and alien landscapes of Norway, where huge, hideous trolls yes, trolls are on a bloody rampage. Director Andre Ovredal adds his own mad spin to the found-footage horror story a la The Blair Witch Project and Cloverfield. Purportedly shot by filmmakers who disappeared while chronicling the exploits of a professional troll hunter, the film is a fresh, visceral take on the monster movie, loaded with impressive special effects and warped, wicked humor. 10. THE MUPPETS Somewhere back in the 1980s, there were two shows a college girlfriend and I never missed: SCTV and The Muppet Show. Director James Bobin, Jason Segel and Amy Adams team for a gentle, loving rebirth for Kermit and pals, filled with those schmaltzy, toe-tapping Muppet tunes and giddily corny gags. The movie is an elaborate production, but it feels guileless and timeless. Dont know what became of the college girlfriend. But its nice having the Muppets back in our lives. Mah na mah na.
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RYAN IMONDI The News-Review
he dining room at Roseburgs Joe Monkey restaurant last Friday night was hardly a concert setting. Staff moved back and forth waiting on tables as the band Steelhead Run performed its set near the kitchen. The musicians lacked a stage and played to an audience whose priorities were to eat first and listen to music second. None of that appeared to bother the band. Its members strummed, plucked, drummed and squeezed out a slew of musical genres. Diners had no way of knowing they were being entertained by a band with more than one public face. That was fine with the members of Steelhead Run. Their priority for Friday was to have a good time. Bob Hall, right, guitarist and Theres not a vocalist for Steelhead Run, says lot of ego with this the band likes to play an array group. Everybody of music thats not necessarily is here and interfamiliar to its audiences. ested in having Above: Steelhead Run accorfun, said Bob dion player Steve Erickson Hall, a Roseburg plays with his bandmates. resident who sings lead vocals and plays guitar for the group. school. The emphasis on enjoyment as The band member with the least opposed to charting an agenda may be experience is Michelle Hall, who has a result of the bands collective expeplayed the standing bass for eight rience. Most of its members are musi- years. Habitual practice and perform-
cal veterans. Percussionist Jonathan Clark, a retired merchant marine originally from Great Britain, has pounded on drums since he was a teenager. Steve Erickson, whose lineage includes several Swedish musicians, learned the accordion as a youth. Hall said he remembers playing his guitar in his room whenever he was grounded in high
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ance time have gone far to boost her from novice status. At Fridays show, band members were sipping wine while performing their favorite Cajun, Celtic and contemporary selections. I love to play music and the spirit it brings to an event, Erickson said. Another kind of music with its own spirit gives another identity to Steelhead Run. Since fall, the group has added a few more local musicians and performed as the Red Dragon Irish Band at Little Brothers Pub in Roseburg. Its kind of our alter-ego, Clark said. The expanded group can be found at the pub the first Friday night of each month, belting out traditional Irish tunes. Its a shared experience that is fun and exciting, Erickson said. It can
be scary, but its exhilarating. Its like rafting in a pub. On Dec. 2, Red Dragon reportedly filled every chair in the restaurant with people waiting outside to get in. Sharon Shearer, owner of Little Brothers, said she enjoys hosting the band because of the groups passion. Its such a unique group and they all love to play music, she said. Hall said Red Dragon is great to play in because it allows Steelhead Run to play with other musicians from the community. The group has a rotation of two to six additional musicians who regularly play with Red Dragon and features a wider age diversity than Steelhead. Hall said this makes every show a little different. Its a nice diverse mix of age and generations, he said. It gives some of us older folks a chance to let the younger ones shine. On Dec. 31 Steelhead Run is scheduled to play a New Years show at Joe Monkey. Thirteen days later the group will meet at Little Brothers, ready to perform as Red Dragon. Were going to bring a little bit of Irish luck to Friday the 13th, Hall said. You can reach reporter Ryan Imondi at 541-957-4211 or by email at rimondi@nrtoday.com.
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Book details quest to make new friends

RASHA MADKOUR Associated Press
M Yearlong Search for a New Best Friend
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(Ballantine Books), by Rachel Bertsche: Making friends shouldnt be complicated. Weve been doing it since we were kids, right? But for many of us, as a new book points out, friendmaking is not the natural process it used to be. Chicago transplant and journalist Rachel Bertsche discovers this the hard way when she finds herself without close friends to speak of, two years after moving. She comes up
with a game plan to change her situation go on one friend date a week over the next year, 52 in all. MWF Seeking BFF: My Yearlong Search for a New Best Friend chronicles Bertsches quest. If reading about several dozen meet-ups sounds like a drag, it can be at times. But more often than not, Bertsches skill as a writer and the myriad ways she finds potential dates keep things interesting. She asks current friends to set her up, approaches prospects at her yoga class and neighborhood restaurant, signs up for a speed-friending
event, consults a friend matchmaker and, demonstrating shes willing to give anything a shot, even tries a Renta-Friend website. The book is also peppered with intriguing research on topics like what makes friends click, how many friends we need and the health benefits of having friends. (Researchers found that having low levels of connection is comparable to smoking fifteen cigarettes a day or being an alcoholic, more harmful than not exercising and twice as harmful as obesity.) The audience for this kind of a book is probably limited. But Bertsche seems to have a
clear idea of her target audience. She gives no explanation when referring to the likes of Regina George (the lead bully in the 2004 movie Mean Girls), but feels the need to include this parenthetical comment when mentioning Gallup: You know, the company that conducts all those polls. For all the books weaknesses the gimmicky premise, the repetitive comparisons between her old friends and new friends, the sometimes tiring accounts of dates a reader cannot help but root for Bertsche, cheer her successes and consider trying out some of her ideas.
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NEW YORK (AP) Starting this week and continuing into 2012, virtually all Michael Chabon novels, stories and other writings will become available as e-books, news the author looks upon with pleasure and resignation. Winner of the Pulitzer Prize for The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Chabon has been a published author since 1988, long enough to land on both sides of the legal and financial digital divide. Chabon controls erights to Chabon such early works as Wonder Boys and his acclaimed debut novel The Mysteries of Pittsburgh because they came out well before the electronic era and digital editions were not mentioned in his contracts. For those books, Chabon signed with Open Road Integrated Media, a digital publisher that offers 50 percent royalties. Chabon called the terms extremely fair and generous. E-rights to Kavalier & Clay, published in 2000 by Random House, and such recent HarperCollins releases as The Yiddish Policemens Union are owned by the original publishers. For those editions, Chabons royalties will be around 25 percent of the publishers net receipts (minus the percentage paid to the seller), the industry standard and comparable to what publishers offer for hardcovers and paperbacks. Countless writers and agents have said the rate for ebooks should be raised. I agreed to the traditional ebook royalty, which I think is criminally low, because I didnt really have any legs to stand on. I didnt want to get left behind in the e-book revolution, Chabon said recently. When its comes to royalties on a paper book, that rate (25 percent) is completely fair when you think of the expenses
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MOVIE REVIEW
Cruise is just Cruise, but Mission rocks

DAVID GERMAIN AP Movie Writer
uckily for Tom Cruise, Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol is one of his finest action flicks, just whats needed to potentially restore some of this fallen stars box-office bankability. For director Brad Bird, though, the fourth Mission, rock solid as it is, ranks only as his second-best action movie, after the animated smash The Incredibles.
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Cruise may be the star here, but Birds the story, a director whos only making his fourth movie and, remarkably, just his first live-action feature. This is the best of the M:I movies, far better than Brian De Palmas original, No. 2 by John Woo and even the franchises previous high with No. 3 by J.J. Abrams, who stuck around as producer on this one. Those three filmmakers had years and years of action stuff behind them with real, live actors. Yet along comes Bird to show that the enormous talent behind his Academy Award winners The Incredibles and Ratatouille and his acclaimed cartoon adventure The Iron Giant transfers mighty nicely from animation to the real world. Granted, this is the real world, M:I-style, where Cruises missions and stunts truly are impossible by the laws of physics and normal, plausible storytelling constraints. But Bird applies the anything-canhappen limitlessness of cartoons and just goes for it, creating some thrilling, dizzying, amazing action sequences. For all the complexity of the action and gimmicks, Bird and screenwriters Andri Nemec and Josh Appelbaum (executive producers on Abrams Alias) wisely tell a simple, good-guysagainst-bad-guys story. They keep Cruise surrounded by a tight, capable supporting cast in Jeremy Renner, Paula Patton and Simon Pegg, who co-
In this image released by Paramount Pictures, Tom Cruise reprises his role as Ethan Hunt in a scene from Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol. starred in Mission: Impossible III. The movie starts with a clever jailbreak by Cruises Ethan Hunt, stuck in a Moscow prison for reasons unexplained until late in the story, then serves up an opening-credit montage fondly reminiscent of the old Mission: Impossible TV show. Once free, Ethan is dispatched to infiltrate the Kremlin along with Impossible Missions Force agents Jane Carter (Patton) and Benji Dunn (Pegg). But its all a setup by madman Kurt Hendricks (Michael
Nyqvist), who sets off a devastating explosion at the Kremlin to cover his theft of a Russian nuclear launch device and manages to finger Ethans team for the blast. With U.S.-Russian tension at its worst since the Cuban missile crisis, the threat thats always hung over the IMF team comes to pass: the secretary (Tom Wilkinson) disavows knowledge of their actions, leaving Hunt and his comrades on their own as they try to clear their names and stop Hendricks from instigating nuclear war. Joining them is Wilkinsons aide, William Brandt (Renner), a guy who takes to field work a little too easily to be the deskjockey analyst he claims he is. What Cruise does on screen is pretty much the same-old. Ethan runs, Ethan leaps, Ethan bashes faces, Ethan violates traffic laws, Ethan runs some more. Cruise has two main modes in his acting repertoire: flash that thousand-watt smile or play the stone-face, and he mostly does the latter here. That work ethic of Cruise,
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NEW YORK (AP) VH1 may have honored singing divas at its annual VH1 Divas special, but the night was all about collaboration. 50 Cent was hand-in-hand with Chaka Khan on the red carpet; Mavis Staples screamed her love for Florence Welch of Florence + the Machine and Ledisi gushed over meeting Martha Reeves. Its exciting. You see me, Im standing next to the fire, 50 Cent said, while Khan laughed. The rapper said he called the veteran singer and told her he wanted to be her date. He said he and Khan are working together on music and movie projects. Hopefully well be able to put together some movie things because her life story is epic, he said. I want to be a part of it. Khan added that 50 Cent is savvy and shes excited to learn from the younger generation. (He) knows the ropes in a way I dont, in a way Im looking to. Hell be giving me a lot of direction in the future, she said. Another unconventional pair was Welch and Staples, who told the London singer I just love you so much. I saw you the other night on X Factor. I saw you. I said there she go that machine! Staples said, laughing along with Welch. Inside the event, there were more pairings, from Mary J. Blige, Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson to Khan, Staples, Jessie J and Erykah Badu. The night honored cities where soul music has thrived, like Philadelphia, Detroit, Memphis, Chicago and London. Welch, Wanda Jackson and Sharon Jones and the DapKings also paid tribute to the late Amy Winehouse. Other performers included Jill Scott, Boyz II Men, Marsha Ambrosius and Estelle. The special airs Monday at 9/8c.
Common regains soulful nature on new album

JONATHAN LANDRUM JR. Associated Press Common, The Dreamer, The Believer (Warner Bros.) Even though Common is one of hip-hops premier lyricists, the socially conscious rapper fell short with his 2008 techno-inspired album, Universal Mind Control. But the Chicago-bred rapper effectively regains his soulful nature on The Dreamer, The Believer. The rapper digs deep with his clever rhymes with the aid of his childhood friend, No I.D., who produced the entire 12-track album. Commons ninth album starts off with the compelling intro The Dreamer, featuring legendary writer Maya Angelou. The two-time Grammy-winner kicks off the opening track with a jovial vibe, rapping about the rise of his have depth and are insightful throughout the album. He has a positive tone while talking about achieving his own aspirations on Blue Sky, and shows his appreciation for life on Celebrate, a goodnatured track that seems fitting for a family cookout or neighborhood Common, The Dreamer, The Believer, block party. (Warner Bros. Records) But while Common procareer, and Angelou caps off vides some feel-good jams, he the song with an inspirational unveils the grittier side of himpoem. self on Ghetto Dreams, feaAs usual, Commons lyrics turing Nas. He also offers his thoughts on overcoming the struggle of being raised in the inner city on the track The Believer with John Legend. Common also raps about the maturation of love on Cloth, and the emotionally tough stages of a breakup on Lovin I Lost, with a sample from The Impressions 1968 song, I Loved and Lost. In all, the combination of Common and No I.D. make The Dreamer, The Believer work. The rapper finds balance with his complex lyrics and supplies a clear message that all dreams can be achieved with an unwavering belief system in yourself. CHECK OUT THIS TRACK : Similar to Commons previous albums such as Be and Finding Forever, his father again shares his perspective on life through spoken word on the piano-driven outro, Pops Belief.
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THEATER
Once more, falling slowly for Once

JOCELYN NOVECK Associated Press NEW YORK Once upon a time, a little indie movie was made for $150,000 about an Irish street musician and a Czech flower-seller in Dublin. Its breezy, improvisational feel, pleasing folk-pop songs and melancholy romance touched the hearts of countless fans, and the film raked in $20 million. As if that werent enough, the movies two stars and composers, 18 years apart, fell in love during filming, adding to the lore. Oh, and they won the 2007 original song Oscar for the hypnotic Falling Slowly, bringing many to tears once again with their moving acceptance speeches. That Cinderella of a movie was, of course, Once, now being lovingly revived at offBroadways New York Theatre Workshop to eager audiences, many of whom fell for the film not slowly, but fast and are ready to fall yet again. And the fairy tale continues: On opening night Tuesday, producers announced a move to Broadway next year. Just how die-hard Once fans will feel about the inevitable story adjustments the creative team has made in the current production remains an open and subjective question. How faithful does a film-tostage adaptation need to be? Discuss. But one thing is clear, despite a few flaws: The sweetness, the charm, and most of all the deceptively addictive songs by Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova are all still there, ready as ever to claim the heart. Add to that some lovely, original staging by director John Tiffany and choreographer Steven Hoggett (both of whom were behind the terrific Black Watch from the National Theatre of Scotland), not to mention excellent orchestrations by Martin Lowe. The inventiveness of the staging hits you even before the play starts. Walking into the theater, you confront a stage full of musicians they are also the acting ensemble playing Irish tunes in a tavern. There are fiddlers (a couple of the bestlooking ones youve ever seen), a bassist, a piano player, people drumming on cabinets. Its loud and lusty and joyful, and you can join in onstage the taverns bar is ready to serve you real drinks. Now for a quick story recap, if you havent seen the film (but hey, at only 88 minutes, you really should): The main characters are Guy and Girl. Hes a Hoover vacuum cleaner repairman who sings in the streets in his spare time. Shes a Czech immigrant who sells flowers by day, cares for a young daughter at night, and grabs precious minutes to play the piano at a music store. They are brought together by a love for music and a slowly burning attraction, with personal lives full of obstacles to their romance. Over a short period, they transport each other to a different place, emotionally and professionally, and one of the storys nicest elements is its refusal to tie things up neatly at the end. In the film, Guy was played by the red-haired, gravelly voiced Hansard, Girl by the winsome and soft-spoken Irglova (only 17 at the time). Neither had acting experience, and many scenes were improvised to fit loosely around the songs. That freewheeling feel is almost impossible to recreate on a stage particularly when the production is aimed eventually at a much larger one, on Broadway and wisely, the creators arent really trying to do that. And so the scenes (the book is by playwright Enda Walsh) are more structured, and snappier, if sometimes overly forced. Its also hard to recreate characters who are loved, especially as, in this case, the original leads infused much of their own personalities into the roles. The production confronts the problem by not mimicking the originals. Cristin Milioti as Girl, particularly, gives the role a much feistier, zingier, sometimes comic dimension. (Milioti, who has a beautiful singing voice, has said she purposely didnt see the film when she got the role, to avoid imitating Irglova.) As Guy, Steve Kazee has a terrific voice as well, much more theatrical understandably than Hansards, and the matinee idol looks to go with it. The more significant departure from the film is an emphasis on comedy, with the addition or enhancement of several characters for that purpose. Billy, for example, is the music store owner a character barely seen in the film and here hes an oafish, lovable giant type, with lots of corny Irish humor thrown his way, not to mention some broad physical comedy that occasionally threatens to overshadow the plays subtler charms. Other comic characters sometimes overly so include a bank officer with a (really bad) song in his heart, and a bunch of kooky flat mates for Girl, who learn English from a soap opera and later become the backup band as Guy and Girl embark on a mammoth recording session. Once lovers will know how the story ends, but we wont spoil it for those who dont. Except to say that of all the songs in the show, some from the film and some not, none resonate with more power and simple emotion than Falling Slowly. And so, as first Guy begins a reprise of the song, then Girl joins in, and then the entire ensemble, youre probably not falling slowly by that point. Swept up in the music, youre probably just gone.
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LOU KESTEN Associated Press Its a good time to be a gamer, as studios continue to release thrilling adventures with clever stories, tight gameplay and spectacular production values. So many fine games have been released in 2011 particularly in the last few months that youd need to use up a lot of sick days to catch up to them all. But theres a downside to the quality glut: The big videogame companies are taking fewer chances. The business has become less about innovation, more about iteration, that is, improving upon previous successes. I enjoyed many of these sequels, which make up 90 percent of my top 10, but if publishers arent careful theyll run out of fresh intellectual properties to sequelize. Fortunately, smaller studios are picking up the slack, delivering fresh ideas to the PC market, the PlayStation Network, Xbox Live Arcade and Apples App Store. And the creators of some of this years blockbusters, including Uncharted 3 and Gears of War 3, have announced entirely original franchises for the new year and beyond. As much fun as I had in 2011, Im hoping to see more fresh faces in my 2012 top 10. 1. Portal 2 (Valve, for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC): Its based on a simple game mechanic: blasting holes and jumping through them. Its three for the Wii): Twenty-five years in, the Zelda team is still creating the most diabolically clever puzzles in video gaming. 8. Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception (Sony, for the PlayStation 3): Nathan Drake, the Indiana Jones of the PlayStation, climbs, brawls and shoots his way through another breathless, globetrotting adventure. 9. Rayman Origins (Ubisoft, for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Wii): French designer Michel Ancel livens up the 2-D running-and-jumping genre with exuberant weirdness. 10. Dead Space 2 (Electronic Arts, for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC): Monsters lurk around every corner of an abandoned outer-space facility. Dont forget to breathe.
In this video game image released by Bethesda Softworks, a Dragonborn hero battles one of the flying lizards in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. main characters are mostly disembodied voices. Its essentially a series of abstract puzzles, and yet, Portal 2 delivers one of the years most satisfying and malevolently funny stories. 2. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (Bethesda Softworks, for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC): This sprawling roleplaying epic is all about choice. Wizard or warrior? Hero or jerk? Vampire or werewolf? The possibilities seem endless, and after more than 100 hours Im still discovering dazzling new areas to explore. 3. Deus Ex: Human Revolution (Square Enix, for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC): The Eidos Montreal studio revives a beloved, long-dormant series with this cyberpunkish tale of corporate intrigue. Fans of classic stealth games such as Thief and Splinter Cell will adore it. 4. Bastion (Supergiant Games, for the Xbox 360): The setup is nothing new: A boy hacks and slashes his way through a post-apocalyptic landscape. But droll narration and a mournful soundtrack hint at something deeper, and Bastion builds to an emotionally haunting climax. 5. Batman: Arkham City (Warner, for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC): The Dark Knight returns, along with just about every criminal mastermind in the DC Comics universe. Soaring among the skyscrapers of Gotham is aweinspiring plus, you get to punch a shark in the face. 6. InFamous 2 (Sony, for the PlayStation 3): Once-reluctant superhero (or is it supervillain?) Cole McGrath has developed quite the skill set: He can skitter up tall buildings and shock enemies from a distance. Sucker Punchs loose-limbed open-world sequel is electrifying. 7. The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword (Nintendo,
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MARK KENNEDY AP Drama Writer NEW YORK As 2011 dawned, a new crackerjack Jon Robin Baitz play was opening off-Broadway and a rowdy Spider-Man was getting bad press on Broadway. A year later, that crackerjack Baitz play is now on Broadway and Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark has (gasp!) turned into a respectable tenant, making its rent each month, not injuring people, keeping the noise down. But only one of those shows made our Top 10 list of the best in theater in 2011: 1.The Book of Mormon: Does this need explanation? Its smart and reverential and completely winning, Tony Awards included. This is pure gold for Broadway, but it will take plenty of that precious metal to pay for a pair of tickets for a Saturday night performance, even for next May. 2.War Horse: Sure, the plot may be a little dopey, but the puppets and sheer inventiveness behind this visually stunning production easily make it a must-see. But theres no rush. Relax: Its probably going to be at Lincoln Center longer than World War I. 3.Anything Goes: Cole Porter songs, Kathleen Marshalls vision and Joel Grey singing, but really the prize here is Sutton Foster. She won a Tony for her role as a nightclub singer in this frothy singing-and-dancing cruise, and tap-dances away with the audience. We dare you to stop humming Youre the Top after this. 4.Other Desert Cities: Baitzs beautifully crafted play about a dysfunctional family wrestling with a deep secret is great from start The Associated Press to finish, and Stockard Channing, Stacy Keach, In this file theater publicity image provided by Boneau/BryanRachel Griffiths and Brown, Andrew Rannells, center, performs with an ensemble cast Judith Light sparkle. in The Book of Mormon at the ONeill Theatre in New York. 5.Venus in Fur: Theresa Rebecks wonderful she makes it stunning, not least Nina Arianda portrays a sexy play about the pain of creating actress, which isnt a stretch for for the way she moves about in art. But leave the Harry Pota pair of thigh-high leather her, but the time-shifting role ter fans at home: The only boots. she plays here is intense and magic is in the script and the 6. Mark Rylance: Its too only thing that disappears is the late to see him in La Bete or y Christmas Da Jerusalem but its not too late shirt on one of the actresses. Reservations to kick yourself. This is a Tony 9.Good People: David Highly Award-winning actor who is so Lindsay-Abaires darkly comic play starring Frances McDorgood its scary. Next time he Recommended mand about class differences in comes over here, lets make him feel really welcome or hes Boston was up for best play Tony, but lost to those equines liable to leave again. 7.Sleep No More: You go of War Horse. Pity. Plays this good dont come along often. into a hotel in Chelsea and Starting at 11:30AM walk around rooms while 10.Gatz: This word-forword theatrical adaptation of F. actors perform Macbeth with a film noir twist. Immer- Scott Fitzgeralds The Great sive and cool and naughty and a Gatsby may have seemed like it lasted longer than Kim Karlittle manic. But at the end you dashians marriage, but it was get to keep the mask. old fashioned tradition. transformative and rich. The 8.Seminar: Alan Rickbad news? You missed it. The man plays a crass, pugnacious novelist-turned-tutor to a group good news? It returns to the OR Public in March. of four budding writers in
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00-who? Daniel Craig excels away from Bond

JAKE COYLE AP Entertainment Writer NEW YORK The time off from James Bond has been very good to Daniel Craig. In the three years since the release of Quantum of Solace, Craig has made his Broadway debut (A Steady Rain); starred in the World War II-era tale of Jewish rebellion, Defiance; joined up with Steven Spielberg again (The Adventures of Tintin, following their earlier collaboration in Munich); and starred in the summer blockbuster Cowboys & Aliens. Now, hes adding yet another major franchise to his plate, with David Finchers remake of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. At this point, the early misgivings of the Blond Bond seem laughable. Craig has emerged as one of the biggest British movie stars. More than that, hes already managed to prove that maybe more than any previous guardian of the tuxedoed spy he wont be pigeonholed by the role. Craig has not just grown into Bond, but, perhaps, beyond it. Its a very fortunate time for me at the moment, Craig said in a recent interview. So Im just trying to grab it with both hands. Though the 43-year-old actor is known for being careful of his privacy, Craig, dressed casually in a jean jacket and jeans, comes across as relaxed. Self-deprecation is his fallback, and he often chortles sheepishly at his own wit. Though his screen presence is bleak and still, his manner is more loose and jocular. He meets a reporter in the lobby of a New York hotel for a recent interview, but Craig isnt visiting this is his hometown now. It was one of those decisions in my life where it was like going, I want to be here. Thankfully, Ive got very good reasons, he says, presumably alluding to his wife Rachel Weisz and her 4-year-old son. Craig and Weisz (his co-star in Jim Sheridans horror flick Dream House, released earlier this year) wed privately in menace, says Fincher. But he has this ability to be available for the other actor. Its a selflessness. Its a movie star thing. Its knowing how to create a conduit for the audience. Its what he can do in here, Fincher says, gesturing a close-up frame. In The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Craig plays intrepid journalist Mikael Blomkvist, who teams up with Salander to investigate a The Associated Press long-dormant Actors Daniel Craig and Rooney Mara missing woman attend the Dec. 14 premiere of The Girl case that unravWith The Dragon Tattoo at the Ziegfeld els the sordid Theatre in New York. history of a wealthy Swedish family. It is, of June. He has a teenage daughcourse, based on the best-sellter from an early marriage. Though Craigs personal life ing novels of Stieg Larsson, whose books were previously has become an increasing interest to tabloids, hes main- adapted into a trio of tained a degree of elusiveness. Swedish-language movies. If the film succeeds how Even in risible concepts such Sony hopes it will, it will genas Cowboys and Aliens, he erate at least two more films seems somehow above the fray, consistently projecting an meaning Craig could be simultaneously attached to air of professionalism and two of big movie series. Hes intellect. currently a third of the way Fincher calls him the giant through shooting his third planetary body, of The Girl Bond film, Skyfall, directed With the Dragon Tattoo, by Sam Mendes (who previaround which the other characters (such as Rooney Maras ously directed Craig in Road to Perdition). His contract Lisbeth Salander) orbit. The has an option for a fourth director is clearly taken by Bond film, but more than that Craig, whom he compares to seems likely. Bond producer Robert Mitchum and Kirk Michael G. Wilson recently Douglas agile leading men said he hopes to sign Craig with calm exteriors and smolfor another five films and dering eyes. Hes obviously got a physi- make him the longest running 007. cal presence and a sense of Asked about the prospect of carrying two franchises, Craig says jokingly, Im going to be very old. Botox is going to be in there. Well see how Dragon Tattoo does, but, yes, of course, Id love to come in and do (more), he says. This is something I really believe in and I want to put all of my effort in to. Ive just got to find time to live and thats kind of the only thing that really matters now. Its not a problem. Its good stuff, I think, he pauses for a beat, then slyly reveals more doubt and a slight confession. Talk to me in a year. ... Im talking a good game. Im trying my best. Craig, the son of an art teacher and a pub landlord, knew he wanted to be an actor by age 6. At 16, he joined Englands National Youth Theatre and later continued into drama school. He started attracting attention after his performance as Francis Bacons lover in 1998s Love Is the Devil: Study for a Portrait of Francis Bacon, an early hint of Craigs daring. Hollywood first took notice after a respectable supporting performance alongside Angelina Jolie in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. He memorably starred in a couple of Roger Mitchell dramas seen more in the U.K., Enduring Love and The Mother, but he also began a continuing run in thrillers a favorite genre that included Road to Perdition and Layer Cake. It was surely his smooth fit a steely, purposeful presence with a sinewy (and more than occasionally shirtless) frame in such films that won him the role of Bond, which he began in 2006s Casino Royale. The film, one of the most acclaimed in the series, restarted Bond, turning him into a more realistic, brooding and post-modern figure. Before undertaking the 007 mantle, Craig made his peace with the possibility of being pigeonholed. 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I just wanted to be as natural as possible, he says of Blomkvist. I wanted the audience to just go, OK, so the thriller thing could happen. Without that, no one is in danger. You need to be doing the real thing every time, and then hopefully the audience is taken in by it. Were trying to con them, obviously, but con them in the nicest way possible.
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Is this winning? How we lost by following celebs

From Charlie Sheen to the Kardashians, it was a wacky and tacky year following celebrities
NEKESA MUMBI AP Entertainment Writer But, alas, we never got a chance to see Bieber do the customary pimp-walk strut to the phrase You are NOT the father! Yeater withdrew her paternity claim as her story started to collapse and Bieber took a paternity test. We would have preferred that Biebs prove his manhood with a passable mustache. THE DONALD WOULD RATHER BE EMPEROR: Donald Trump got the media buzzing when he announced his intention to run for president maybe. To burnish his credentials as a conservative Republican, he seized on the socalled birther bandwagon by stoking doubt about President Barack Obamas U.S. citizenship. The Associated Press In the end, Obama Actor Charlie Sheen shows off his Detroit Tigers jersey during his per- released his formance at the Fox Theatre in Detroit on April 2. Sheen was famously Hawaiian long fired from his sitcom Two and a Half Men in March after a very public form birth certifimeltdown during which he claimed to be a rock star from Mars who has cate proving he is tiger blood and Adonis DNA. Promising the real story, Sheen hit the indeed a naturalroad for a month-long, multi-city variety show tour. born citizen, as the Constitution requires. And, gave him a pass to go on ramING MUST REALLY SUCK: unfortunately, so is Trump. Celebrities have meltdowns in bling diatribes on foolish peoWHY CELEBS SHOULD ples dimes. Sadly, even as public all the time, yet we FLY IN PRIVATE JETS: hadnt had a really epic break- pathetic as it was, it still had because they cannot behave more live vocals than a Britdown since Britney Spears themselves on commercial ney tour. shaved her head bald. Maybe flights. Alec Baldwin was thats what made Charlie TODAYS WORD OF THE kicked off a flight for refusing Sheens collapse so transfixDAY IS EWWWWWWW: to stop playing a cellphone ing. He gave us everything we We didnt realize Justin Bieber game while the plane was had reached puberty, so it expected in a train wreck parked at the gate. Green and more: Custody battles! Jit- came as a shock when Mariah Days Billie Joe Armstrong Yeater claimed he was the tery interviews! Goddesses! was denied a seat because of baby daddy to her months-old And of course, WINNING! his sagging pants, and Gerard son following an alleged romp Depardieu urinated on a plane Watching his daily dose of after one of his concerts acting crazy was more enterahead of takeoff, apparently when she was 19, and he was taining and addictive unable and/or unwilling to just 16. A paternity suit was than any episode of Two and hold his bladder until he got filed, DNA tests were bandied the OK to move about the a Half Men. But we overdosed when Sheen went on his about, all while Maury Povich cabin. Next time you see a salivated from the sidelines. stand-up tour, which basically celebrity on your plane, instead of asking for an autograph, ask for a seat far, far away. PROOF THERE ARE NO SURPRISES IN LIFE: Kat Von D broke up with Jesse James, saying she was shocked yes shocked! that James, who was unfaithful to Sandra Bullock during her Oscar campaign, had also allegedly cheated on her with 19 women. TONE DEAF: At just 13, Rebecca Black became a sensation and laughingstock of the Internet, thanks to her hard-on-the-ears tune, Friday, which her parents paid producers to make, along with the now infamous video on YouTube. Seemingly oblivious to the wonders of AutoTune, Blacks nasally warbling became embedded in the brain like a bad virus. And yet she sounded better than any LMFAO tune. LOOK, ITS CHRIS BROWN DUCK!: Chris Browns star, seemingly forever tarnished after beating thengirlfriend Rihanna, was on the rise when he decided to go on Good Morning America to perform and talk to host Robin Roberts. But Roberts decision to ask about the Rihanna incident got under Browns skin. After the interview, he trashed his dressing room, even breaking a window. Yet people continued to buy copies of his comeback album. Apparently, fear is the best motivator. WAS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE THE SEQUEL TO THE FILM TWINS? When Maria Shriver announced that she was divorcing Arnold Schwarzenegger after 25 of marriage and a stint in the California governors mansion, we thought it was because shed finally seen those tiny Speedo pictures. But then we learned that not only did he cheat on her with the family housekeeper, but he and the housekeeper had a son together around the time Maria gave birth to their child, also a boy. Guess it wasnt the wisest decision to let Schwarzenegger be in charge of giving out the employee bonuses.
istorians are usually able to look back and pinpoint the factors that caused the greatest of nations to fall into decline. If it ever comes time to dissect what happened to the United States, they will likely boil it down to one word: WINNING. Yes, folks when a Charlie Sheen manic outburst becomes an inspirational motto for a nation, its the beginning of the end. Sadly, historians will likely have other moments to illustrate our cultural collapse, including Kim Kardashians blink-andyou-missed-it marriage, which generated more money than some cities annual budgets, and the fact that some people took Donald Trumps possible presidential candidacy seriously. No wonder the Occupy Wall Street protest avoided the 1 percents crazy sibling Hollywood. KEEPING IT KLASSY: Some things are meant to last one season: bright pink flipflops, a relationship with George Clooney, the McRib at McDonalds. But not marriage. And while celebrity marriages can flame out quickly, the implosion of Kim Kardashians 72-day union with Kris Humphries was all the more spectacular because of the hype that preceded it: the 20.5-carat diamond engagement ring, the engagement party, the three weddingday gowns, the two-part TV special even Kate Middleton would have said, Enough already! It was more distasteful because it was filmed for her reality show, garnering her more cash than gifts. By the end of the year, the backlash was so strong, she headed to Haiti for charity work, looking to improve her bruised image. Or, perhaps, hubby No. 3. IF THIS IS WINNING, LOS-
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No surprise Adele tops AP list of best albums

NEKESA MUMBI AP Music Writer Heres the APs list of the best albums of 2011: 1. 21, Adele: A predictable choice, to be sure. But when an artist has delivered an album that is as close to perfection as 21, where else would it fall? Inspired by heartbreak, Adeles sophomore album stirs more than just melancholy: Songs such as Someone Like You and Dont You Remember will make you want to weep at their beauty. On 21, Adele comes of age as an artist, a songwriter and one of musics great voices. 2. Barton Hollow,The Civil Wars: Joy Williams and John Paul White arent a couple, but they radiate passion and chemistry on their debut album all through a batch of understated, mellow tunes that blend country with folk, acoustic pop and whatever else that gives them their intangible appeal. Their songs about aching love and broken dreams catch your ear, but its their irresistible harmonies that will make your heart leap. 3. 4, Beyonce: On paper, some may look at 4 as a disappointment; it had no big smash singles compared with Beyonces past albums, and underperformed commercially. Artistically, though, it was a triumph. While she still had young Ocean crafted a sonically rich album that shows him as hilarious, heartfelt, cocky, insecure and most important, thoughtful and it apparently fell on deaf ears. 6. The Movie, Betty Wright and the Roots: This soul veteran showed how real R&B should be done with her first album in 10 years. The Movie plays more like a lesson in music-making, celebrating classic soul with songs that are unapologetically grown-folks music. Yet, she smartly utilizes The Roots, Snoop Dogg, Lil Wayne and other young stars (and even raps a little herself), hopefully showing that generation that great music doesnt have to be disposable and can be timeless. 7. Hell on Heels, Pistol Annies: Country music hasnt had a trio of chicks this raucous since, well, the Dixie Chicks and the Pistol Annies delivered a well-needed dose of bad attitude. The trio of Miranda Lambert and friends Angaleena Presley and Ashley Monroe were the antiTaylor Swift, with songs about pill-popping, man-stealing, family feuds and other sordid tales, told with a sharp tongue and witty tone. We hope Lamberts side project grows into something more regular. 8. Undun,The Roots: The hip-hop band has always had more goals than just making good music, and fresh off last years activist album Wake Up! with John Legend, they bring us Undun, the story of a drug dealer whose fate is already sealed: The album just gives us a three-dimensional portrait of him and why he ended up where he did. The grooves veer from frenetic to poignant, and the album is another example of why The Roots remain among musics most innovative storytellers. 9. Own the Night, Lady Antebellum: They may not have come up with another song that resonated quite like 2010s Need You Now, but Lady Antebellum still has plenty of musical magic left. Their harmonies are as smooth as ever, and the tales behind the tunes are just as captivating. 10. Hot Sauce Committee Part Two, Beastie Boys: The future Rock and Roll Hall of Famers are still serving up funky hip-hop grooves with the right blend of wackiness, and Hot Sauce Committee, Part II is the best example of that in years, with songs like Funky Donkey and Lee Majors Come Again. Honorable mentions: Metals, Feist; El Camino, The Black Keys; Paper Airplane, Alison Krauss and Union Station; Got to Get Back! the Bo-Keys; Break of Dawn, Goapele.
Adele performs on stage during the 2011 Brit Awards on Feb. 15 in London. In December, Adele was nominated for six Grammy awards, including album of the year for 21 and record and song of the year for her bitter groove Rolling in the Deep. pulsating beats on songs like Countdown and End of Time, Beyonce dialed down her typical bombast for ballads, and midtempo grooves still smoldered as she relied more on passion than girl power. 4. Watch the Throne, Jay-Z and Kanye West: While the first single, Otis, suggested an album full of how rich am I rhymes from raps most outsized figures, the album provided a much deeper narrative, as Kanye and Jay-Z mused on racism, black-on-black crime, fatherhood and other issues for an excellent album that was so much more than another vanity collaboration. 5. Nostalgia, Ultra, Frank Ocean: Although Frank Ocean may be one of the most buzzed about new artists of 2011, you wont find his debut album in the stores, on iTunes or Amazon.com. He released it on the Internet out of frustration that it wasnt getting any traction at his label, Def Jam. Were hoping the label dragged its feet on this brilliant debut because of valid issues (maybe they were waiting on that Hotel California sample clearance). But its a sad commentary on the failing label system that the
CD box sets go the extra mile to lure music aficionados

CHRIS TALBOTT AP Entertainment Writer Musical box sets, encapsulating a portion or all of an artists catalog, are hardly a new trend. Theyve been around for decades. But as labels begin to search for more sources of income, theyre increasingly using yesterdays hits to help todays bottom line, from multi-disc deluxe editions of your favorite old album to over-thetop collections of obscurities complete with cool little tchotchkes. And theyre also reaching new heights in pricing. Love U2 beyond measure? Theres the new Achtung Baby uberdeluxe edition, a limited, numbered box set that originally retailed for $650. It includes six CDs, four DVDs, a new documentary, a magnetic puzzle box, five clear 7-inch vinyl singles, 16 art prints, an 84page book, a sticker sheet and a pair of Bonos bug-eyed sunglasses, among many other things. Tony Bennett fans can own his entire recorded output more than 1,000 of his songs spread across 73 discs and three DVDs in Tony Bennett: The Complete Collection, original price around $400. Elvis fans willing to pay the $750 list price for The Complete Elvis Presley Masters 30-disc set last year took home more than 800 songs every master released in chronological order plus more than 100 rarities and a book by Elvis biographer Peter Guralnick. Josh Walker, an assistant manager at Nashville record store Grimeys New and Preloved Music, recently sold about 20 copies of The Beach Boys The Smile Sessions box set (he was among the buyers). Walker says the real gems in the box-set world are the ones that come reimagined and packing truly over-the-top rare items. He calls the Beach Boys set, named Spin Magazines reissue of the year, beautiful. Inside theres the double-disc set of the original music, three more CDs of all the sessions with Brian Wilson orchestrating the music, a vinyl copy of the original album, two 7-inch single replicas and a coffee table book with Wilsons insights. The packaging is above and beyond, Walker said. It looks exactly like a storefront and its got this little window and its inset with these little people selling smiles. So from the get-go, the package is nice. Single albums getting the box set and deluxe reissue treatment like Smile are the biggest trend. You can get the expanded edition of The Rolling Stones Some Girls for around $150, too. Similarly priced releases this year included Nirvanas 20th anniversary Nevermind box set and Pink Floyds immersion set for The Dark Side of the Moon.
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Golden Globe nomination for Best Comedy or Musical Series, as well as a nomination for its star, Laura Dern. On the show, Dern plays an unstable career woman who wants to be a social activist. HBO will premiere six new series in 2012. They include Luck, an untitled drama series created by Aaron Sorkin, Veep, Girls, Lifes Too Short and Angry Boys, which debuts on New Years Day.
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HBO axes 3 series, Enlightened back

HBO is renewing its Golden Globes-nominated freshman series Enlightened, but is axing three other series. Hung and Bored to Death will not return for a fourth season, nor will How to Make it in America be back for a third cycle, the network said Tuesday. Enlightened, which ended its first season earlier this month, last week earned a
Viral Friday video tops on YouTube

Rebecca Blacks infamous Friday video has topped all other YouTube videos of 2011 with 180 million views. The Google Inc. video-sharing site announced its mostviewed clips of the year Tuesday. The 14-year-old Black was turned into a viral video celebrity after her parents paid a production company to make the music video for her. Fri-
day became an unlikely, offkey global hit. Because of a legal dispute with Ark Music Factory, the video has had two YouTube incarnations, both of which were tabulated in the year-end count. The second most popular video was Ultimate Dog Tease, in which an owner taunts a dog with food and voices its reactions. Third was the Saturday Night Live digital short featuring Michael Bolton as a rabid Pirates of the Caribbean fan.
Romano on Wednesday that a study with high-tech instruments of levels of dust, temperature, humidity and carbon dioxide from the breath of tourists is nearing its end. Some 4 million people visit the chapel in the Museums annually. He says experts will devise an improved air conditioning system to lower pollutant levels.
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Companies settle Wipeout lawsuit

The Japanese television network has settled a lawsuit with ABC and a leading reality TV production company over allegations that the series Wipeout is a rip-off of several Japanese game shows. The Tokyo Broadcasting System sued ABC in late 2008, claiming the obstacle-course game show closely resembles several Japanese shows. It alleged Wipeout violated its copyrights to shows such as Takeshis Castle, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge and Ninja Warrior. The Japanese network later sued Dutch entertainment giant Endemol, which produces Wipeout and numerous other reality shows. Wipeout has consistently ranked in the Top 20 primetime shows since it debuted on ABC in 2008. The companies settled the case Nov. 30 after meeting with a federal magistrate judge in Los Angeles. No settlement terms were filed with the court, which listed the settlement on its docket last week.
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Christina Riccis stage debut last year apparently didnt scare her off shes going back. Producers said Tuesday the Pan Am star will join twotime Tony Award winner Bebe Neuwirth in a Classic Stage Company production of William Shakespeares A Midsummer Nights Dream. The off-Broadway show will begin performances March 28 and play through May 6. Neuwirth will play the role of Titania. Ricci will have the role of Hermia. Ricci made her Broadway debut last season in Donald Margulies Time Stands Still, replacing Alicia Silverstone and starring opposite Laura Linney, Brian dArcy James and Eric Bogosian. Ricci burst onto the scene in 1990 as Chers daughter in Mermaids and has built a long list of film credits, including The Addams Family, The Ice Storm, Speed Racer and Penelope.
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Vatican wont limit Sistine hours

The director of the Vatican Museums says there are no plans to limit the number of visitors who flock to the Sistine Chapel to admire Michelangelos frescoes, despite harmful dust build-up. Antonio Paolucci says the Vatican is convinced the chapel can accomodate the growing number of visitors without risking harm to the paintings. Paolucci wrote in the Vatican newspaper LOsservatore
Japanese director Morita dies at 61

Director Yoshimitsu Morita, whose films including the award-winning Family Game, depicted the absurdity and vulnerability of conformist Japans everyday life, has died. He was 61. Morita, who won international acclaim over a prolific 30-year career, died Tuesday of acute liver failure at a Tokyo hospital, said Yoko Ota, spokeswoman at Toei Co., which is behind his latest work set for release next year. Associated Press
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Tour offers glimpse of New Orleans movie sites
EW ORLEANS (AP) Sitting near the New Orleans streetcar line aboard a van equipped with video screens and a speaker system, tourists watch actress Vivien Leigh ride the citys vintage electric rail vehicles in a scene from the 1951 film A Streetcar Named Desire. In the French Quarter, passengers look on as Bruce Willis escapes attackers outside a praline shop in the 2010 film Red. They also watch a young Kirsten Dunst bite into a womans neck in Jackson Square in one of her early roles as a bloodthirsty child vampire in 1994s Interview With a Vampire. A new multimedia tour being offered in New Orleans takes passengers to locations where famous movie scenes were filmed and shows them a clip from the film on site. The tour also includes peeks at the New Orleans homes of actors Brad Pitt, Sandra Bullock and John Goodman. It really is a different way to see the city, said Debbie Carroll, a self-proclaimed movie buff from Springfield, Mo., who took the tour earlier this month. I love movies, so I was excited to take this tour, but I also like that I got to see parts of the city I had never seen before. Besides the tourist-heavy French Quarter, New Orleans Movie Tours includes stops in lesser-known neighborhoods such as Treme and the Faubourg Marigny. Clips from those neighborhoods include an action-packed fight sequence with Jean-Claude Van Damme in 1993s Hard Target and scenes from 2004s Ray about the life of singer Ray Charles, which landed Jamie Foxx an Academy Award. The HBO television series Treme, which frequently films in both the Treme and Faubourg Marigny neighborhoods and is currently filming its third season in New Orleans, is also in the tour. The tour is approximately two hours long, includes popcorn, and is packed with location stops and clips from roughly 30 films shot in New Orleans, among them 2008s The Curious Case of Benjamin
Adam Gertner, foreground, and Carly Myers laugh as they watch a movie clip during a movie tour in New Orleans, Dec. 15. New Orleans Movie Tours, which launched this summer, takes passengers aboard a van equipped with movie screens and a sound system to locations where famous movie scenes were filmed. state, including Shreveport, Button starring Pitt; 1965s Lafayette and Baton Rouge. But The Cincinnati Kid with New Orleans continues to see Steve McQueen and Ann-Marmost of the activity. This year gret; 1969s Easy Rider with alone, roughly 45 projects Dennis Hopper and Peter almost half of all those filmed Fonda, and 1958s King Crein the state were shot in the ole starring Elvis Presley. New Orleans area. New Orleans Movie Tours If theres something filming, was launched this past summer we try to include it on the tour, by the husband-wife team of so the tour can change slightly Jonathan and Michelle Ray, from day to day, Jonathan Ray movie lovers from Willington, said. Conn., who moved to New During the hot summer Orleans roughly 10 years ago. months, the temperature-conWe fell in love with the cultrolled van is a comfortable ture, the music, the people, the alternative to the walking tours food, basically everything that we didnt have in Connecticut, the city offers, he said. The movie tour appears to be Jonathan Ray said. a growing draw for tourists and Since Louisiana film tax credits were introduced in 2002, locals alike, said Jennifer Day, a spokeswoman for the New movie production hubs have Orleans Convention and Visipopped up in cities across the
tors Bureau and former director of the New Orleans film office. Day said the movie tour fills a void thats existed for some time. When I worked at the film office, we got calls all the time from movie buffs wanting information on where movies were filmed and from visitors in the city who wanted to keep an eye out for the movie they saw filming, she said. The tour appears to be one of only a handful like it in the U.S. You have to be at a site where a lot of movies have been filmed for it to work, said Doug Lumsden, owner of Monterey Movie Tours in Monterey, Calif., one of fewer than a dozen multimedia movie tours in the United States. Besides New Orleans, such tours are also offered in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Boston, Chicago, and Savannah, Ga., Lumsden said. One of the first movie tours opened on the Hawaiian island of Kauai in 1995. That tour, Hawaii Movie Tours, includes more than a dozen stops at such
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locations as Wailua Falls, where the TV show Fantasy Island was made, and Kapaa Town, where the 1993 Steven Spielberg-directed blockbuster Jurassic Park was filmed. Lumsden said his tour takes movie lovers through Monterey, Pacific Grove, Carmel and Pebble Beach. Among the highlights is The Lodge at Pebble Beach, where Doris Day ran through the entry in the suspense drama, Julie. Lumsden said the Rays visited California and took his tour before launching their own venture in New Orleans. They are really good, he said. They did their homework, and they really know their stuff.
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Work It detractors get all worked up CBS tops

GLAAD critical of new ABC sitcom featuring crossdressing men
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EW YORK Viewers may find ABCs new sitcom Work It to be cringingly awful from an entertainment standpoint. But the show, which depicts two out-of-work chaps who dress as women to land jobs in a tough economy, has drawn fire from groups with a different complaint: They say Work It mocks the transgender community. Though the show is not about transgender people, its about the notion that men presenting as women is funny, said Herndon Graddick of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. It re-enforces inaccurate and tired stereotypes that are injurious to transgender Americans, said Fred Sainz of the Human Rights Campaign, a civil rights organization working on behalf of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender Americans. HRC is joining GLAAD in urging supporters to ask ABC not to air the series, which is scheduled to premiere Jan. 3. On Wednesday, the two organizations placed a fullpage ad in Daily Variety whose headline declares: Work It will harm transgender people. The ad continues, By encouraging the audience to laugh at the characters attempts at womanhood, the show gives license to similar treatment of transgender women. But is the campaign that targets Work It also, by extension, a broad denunciation of one of entertainments most enduring devices: cross-dressing for comic effect? This is a tradition that includes the late actor-drag queen Divine appearing in outrageous female roles in Hairspray and other John Waters films. Robin Williams played a man who adopted a persona as a Scottish nanny in the 1993 comedy Mrs. Doubtfire. In
In this image released by ABC, from left to right, Kate Reinders, Kirstin Eggers, Rebecca Mader and Ben Koldyke are seen during a scene from Work It, on the ABC. 1982, Tootsie starred Dustin Hoffman as an out-of-work actor who dresses up as a softspoken actress to land a womans role on a soap opera. The 1959 film classic Some Like It Hot starred Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis as two straight guys who disguise themselves as women to seek refuge in an all-girl band after witnessing a mob hit. The play, films and Broadway musical La Cage aux Folles depict the zany domestic life of a nightclub manager and his romantic partner, the star attraction in the clubs drag performance. And on TV, Tom Hanks appeared with Peter Scolari in the 1980s sitcom Bosom Buddies, which depicted male roommates posing as women to gain entry to a budget-priced apartment building which admitted only female residents. Flash forward to Work It, which pairs what the network calls two unrepentant guys guys (Lee Standish, a family man, and Angel Ortiz, a ladies man) who lost their jobs at a car dealership and have gone a year without employment. Its not a recession, its a man-cession, says a commiserating friend. Women are taking over the work force. Soon, Lee (Ben Koldyke) hears of openings for sales reps at a pharmaceutical company. But the company is looking for women, not men, to fill the slots. The company has hired guys in the past, Lee learns, but they didnt work out: The doctors seem to want to nail them less. Lee knows what he must do: He dresses up as a woman, however preposterously, and wins a job from the unsuspecting firm. So does his buddy, Angel (Amaury Nolasco), who is similarly costumed. With their linebacker physiques, squeaky voices and amateurish makeup, neither man would fool a 5-year-old, which is meant to be part of the joke whereupon laughs ensue (at least, from the shows high-decibel laugh track). But while painfully unfunny, is Work It poised to inflict real damage on the transgender community? On Wednesday, ABC declined to comment on the brewing controversy, and declined to make anyone available from the show to discuss it. Theres been an understanding that to make other minority groups seem ridiculous on the basis of appearance alone is not accepted in modern media, Graddick said. If the net result of this show is that it makes it easier to laugh at transgender people or negates their experience in our society, its something thats not worth continuing. GLAADs position is not that nobody can ever do crossdressing again as a form of comedy, he added. In the past, it has been done as a form of social commentary. But that doesnt seem to be the case with Work It. In fact, quite the opposite. HRCs Fred Sainz draws a sharp distinction between drag humor, an art form long the province of the gay community, and a cross-dressing show like Work It or Tootsie, a film that, however wellregarded in its day, he views as a relic of a less-enlightened era. Humor of this nature continues to stigmatize transgender Americans and further confuses the reality of the situation, he said. As we know better, we have a responsibility to do better.
NEW YORK (AP) CBS has been the dominant television network again this season, but not so much as last week. The network had its largest margin of victory in the weekly ratings competition, beating second-place NBC in prime time by an average of more than 5 million viewers. It was the widest CBS win since a week last January dominated by an NFL conference championship. Fourteen of the 16 mostwatched shows in prime time last week were on CBS, the Nielsen company said. The two exceptions were NBCs Sunday night football matchup and its pregame show. It helped that reruns and specials studded the schedules of rivals last week, particularly on ABC, which fell to fourth place. The venerable 60 Minutes finished second behind NCIS for the week, its best showing since 2009. An assist goes to the NFL, where a popular game between New England and Denver aired just before the newsmagazine. NBCs Fear Factor made a strong return after years off the air. The two editions shown last week were more popular than anything else on the network aside from Sunday night football. CBS averaged 11.4 million viewers for the week (6.9 rating, 11 share). NBC had a 6.2 million prime time average (3.9, 6), Fox had 5.6 million (3.3, 5), ABC had 5 million (3.2, 5), ION Television had 1.2 million (0.8, 1) and the CW had 1.1 million (0.7, 1). Among the Spanish-language networks, Univision led with a 3.3 million average (1.7, 3), Telemundo had 1.3 million (0.7, 1), TeleFutura had 520,000 (0.3, 0), Estrella had 220,000 and Azteca 200,000 (both 0.1, 0). A ratings point represents 1,147,000 households, or 1 percent of the nations estimated 114.7 million TV homes.
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Q: Looking at a map of Alaska, I noticed there is a city called North Pole about 15 miles southeast of Fairbanks. Is there a reason this name was selected? W.S.S., Weston, Fla. A: According to city officials, the name was selected in hopes it would attract toy manufacturers wanting to capitalize on the slogan, Made in the North Pole. It was a great idea, but it didnt work. For now, North Pole is content with being a theme city with streets bearing holiday names: Santa Claus Lane, the spirit of Christmas lives year-round.
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Snowman Lane, Kris Kringle, Mistletoe, Holiday Road, Saint Nicholas Drive and North Star Drive. There are even Blitzen and Donner streets. In 2009, the U.S. Census estimated that 2,226 people live in North Pole, where
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Q: I have wonderful childhood memories of Christmas. I can still hear my grandmother offering guests marshwhorts. Everyone would giggle at her silliness, and then the feast would continue. I dont know why I cannot remember what marsh-whorts were. I dont know why I never asked any family members before they passed on. Do you know? R.B., Shiprock, N.M. A: Marsh-whort is one of
many early names for the cranberry. European settlers also called cranberries fenwhorts, marsh-berries and moss-berries. Fen is another word for a boggy wetland, similar to a marsh, and whort is an Old English term used to describe plants or herbs that grow prolifically and spread rapidly. There are many theories as to how the cranberry got its common name. One is that the plant was originally called crane-berry because its flower resembles the head of a crane.
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8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Chuck Comic book icon Stan Lee guest stars in Chuck Versus the Santa Suit, a new episode wherein Chuck and Sarah (Zachary Levi, Yvonne Strahovski) discover who is trying to destroy Carmichael Industries, while back on the homefront Ellies (Sarah Lancaster) Christmas plans come undone. Elsewhere, a computer virus threatens to ruin Christmas at Buy More, where the team must fend off a lot of very angry customers. 8 p.m. on COM Jeff Dunhams Very Special Christmas Special Move over, Elmo & Patsy. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer is in danger of being run over by Roadkill Christmas, Bubba Js song of holiday cheer and deer. Whos Bubba J, you ask? One of the hilarious characters brought to life by ventriloquist Jeff Dunham; others include curmudgeon Walter, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, and Peanut, whos ... well, were not sure what he is. Theyre all here for this special. 8:30 p.m. on KEZI Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation On Christmas Eve, the boys (voices of Vincent Martella and Thomas Sangster) are hard at work turning Danville into a shimmering thank-you card to Santa Claus, but they are forced to save Christmas when the holiday is canceled after Dr. Doofenshmirtz (voice of Dan Povenmire) covers the town in a cloud of naughtiness. Mathew Horne, Jane Carr, Malcolm McDowell and Clancy Brown guest star. 9 p.m. on KPIC CSI: NY When a department store manager is found dead in a holiday display window at his store, Mac (Gary Sinise) and his colleagues try to track down the killer. Sela Ward, Carmine Giovinazzo and Hill Harper also star in Shop Till You Drop. 9 p.m. on DISC Gold Rush A new Behind the Scenes Special episode shows fans how four film crews, spread out over some 600 miles, cope with everything the wilderness can throw at them to capture footage for this hit reality series. And some of that footage is previously unseen, revealing clashes with the miners, narrow brushes with both angry wildlife and heavy machinery and a host of other challenges that make filming the show every bit as hard as prospecting for gold. 10 p.m. on KPIC Blue Bloods An undercover counterterrorism agent who had infiltrated a sleeper cell is shot, and Frank (Tom Selleck) puts Danny (Donnie Wahlberg) on the case because he can be trusted with classified information. When he begins his investigation, however, hes sworn to secrecy to avoid disrupting the police activity in the cell. Will Estes and Bridget Moynahan also star in Hall of Mirrors.
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Greed American Greed Mad Money American Greed American Greed Fun Fitness Grt Pillow Paid Prog. 65 CNN On The Frontlines Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight CNN On The Frontlines Anderson Cooper 360 Piers 35 35 Piers (:01) Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos Jeff Dunham Christmas Jeff Dunham: Controlled 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock 30 Rock Jeff Dunham Christmas Seinfeld Seinfeld Olive, the Other Reindeer Grandma Got Run Over Cops Til Death King South Park South Park 12 14 King (:00) Gold Gold Rush Gold At Last Gold Rush Hoffman crew has Gold Rush A behind-the-scenes (:01) Flying Wild Alaska Gold Rush A behind-the-scenes Flying Wild 34 30 Rush their rst clean-out. look. (N) Breakup (N) look. Alaska Good Luck Jessie Jessie The Search for Santa Paws (2010) Voices Phineas and A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Jessie Jessie Austin & 37 21 Charlie of Kaitlyn Maher. Premiere. Ferb Charlie Ally E! News E! True Hollywood Story The Soup Fashion Chelsea Lat E! News 57 25 Kourt & Kim E! 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Marijuana Rivals of Jesus Milky Way 73 SpongeBob 70s Show 70s Show George George Friends Friends Friends 71 39 SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Kung Fu (5:30) Kiss the Girls (1997) Erin Brockovich (2000, Drama) Julia Roberts, Albert Finney. Movie 61 Sports Football Pro Football College Basketball Air Force at Gonzaga. Seahawks Rumble on the Ridge (N) The Dan Patrick Show 38 99 Stories Preview Weekly All Access Monster Jam Monster Jam Monster Jam Monster Jam Monster Jam Mon. Jam 58 53 Mon. Jam (6:57) Gangland (:07) Gangland Evil Breed (:18) The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior (2008) Gangland 69 38 Gangland WWE Friday Night SmackDown! (N) Sanctuary (N) (:01) Eureka Sanctuary 43 40 (5:30) Batman Forever (1995) The King of Seinfeld Seinfeld House of House of House of Meet the For Better or For Better or Call Me Claus (2001, Comedy) Whoopi 33 10 Queens Payne Payne Payne Browns Worse Worse Goldberg. Premiere. (5:00) Lady in the Lake (1946, Crime Drama) Robert MontMurder, My Sweet (1944, Crime Drama) Dick You Better Watch Out (1980) Brian 51 26 Backre gomery, Audrey Totter, Lloyd Nolan. Powell, Claire Trevor, Anne Shirley. Maggart, Dianne Hull. Premiere. Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Weddings of 2011 Say Yes Say Yes Wedding 42 41 Say Yes Law & Order Law & Order A Christmas Carol (1999) Patrick Stewart. Deck the Halls (2011) Kathy Najimy. 36 42 Law Batman Ben 10 Ult. Star Wars Thundr. King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Awesome 63 33 Looney Ghost Adventures Ghost Adventures The Dead Files Ghost Adventures Ghost Adv. 59 48 Ghost Adv. Ghost Adventures M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King King 53 28 M*A*S*H (:00) NCIS NCIS A cache of dismembered NCIS A Marine explosives NCIS See No Evil Captains NCIS A womans body is found CSI: Crime Scene Investiga- CSI: Crime 45 15 human remains. expert disappears. family is kidnapped. in a cell. tion (DVS) Scene NFL Turning Point NBC Sports Talk Game On! World/Adventure Sports World/Adventure Sports Gun It Knife 47 422 Whitetail Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Ghost Whisperer Raising Helen (2004) 185 120 Frasier How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama South Park South Park 14 24 True Lies (1994) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis. A man lives The Take Freddie is caught in (9:50) Conspiracy Theory (1997) Mel Gibson. A (12:10) 642 710 the double life of a spy and a family man. the cross hairs. paranoid cabbies rantings make him a CIA target. 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Big Cat Diary Big Cat Diary Wild Amazon Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ The Real Housewives of New Jersey Housewives/NJ 62 46 Paid Program Housewives Oreck Vac Sexy Faces Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Great Pillow! Paid Program Paid Program Wealth-Risk 3 FREE Bras! 65 Your Bottom CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) CNN Newsroom (N) Your Money (N) Stars Giving Giving 35 35 (:00) CNN Saturday Morning Paid Program Brazil Butt Lift Paid Program Fat Loss (:08) First Sunday (2008) Ice Cube, Katt Williams. (:12) Waiting... (2005) Ryan Reynolds, Anna Faris. 64 98 Triverex TBA TBA Magi-Nation Magi-Nation Sonic X Sonic X Yu-Gi-Oh! Yu-Gi-Oh! Zex Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z Tai Chi Chase Yu-Gi-Oh! 12 14 Joint Health Cant Sleep? New Magic Paid Program Paid Program Sexy in MinBrazil Butt Lift Take It Off! 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FOX News 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Brazil Butt Lift Paid Program Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive 72 50 Fat Loss How I Met How I Met Horton Hears a Who! (2008, Adventure) Jim Carrey. Deck the Halls (2006, Comedy) Danny DeVito. 31 45 Paid Program Paid Program Get Ripped! (:00) Dear Brigitte (1965, Comedy) James April Love (1957, Musical) Pat Boone, Shirley Jones. A city boy moves Say One for Me (1959) Bing Crosby, Debbie Reynolds. A showgirl At Long Last Love (1975) 44 Stewart, Fabian, Glynis Johns. to a horse farm and courts a neighbor. and her manager are among a priests ock. Burt Reynolds. Paid Program Disaster DIY Disaster DIY Income Prop. Kitchen Cous Property Bro Property Bro Yard Crashers Yard Crashers Crashers Crashers 50 43 Paid Program Cindy C Wealth-Risk Heavy Metal Ax Men Battle for Survival Ax Men Judgement Day Ax Men Under Fire Ax Men Overboard 41 34 Paid Program MagicJack Night Before The Christmas Choir (2008, Drama) Jason Gedrick. Three Wise Women (2010, Drama) Fionnula Flanagan. The Christmas Card (2006) Ed Asner, John Newton. 87 Paid Program Paid Program International Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program 15 20 Knife Paid Program WEN-Chaz D. Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Cindy C Old Christine Old Christine 23 29 Look Younger Paid Program TriVita Weekends With Alex Witt Live news coverage. (N) Invisible People The Runaways Jacksonville Murder on Lovers Lane 54 44 Chris Hayes Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. I Was 17 I Was 17 I Was 17 I Was 17 Teen Mom 2 Teen Mom 2 Curveball Teen Mom 2 26 17 Ridiculous. Save-CarMD Pricing The Priceless Pricing The Priceless Pricing The Priceless Inside the State Department Science of Armored Cars On Board Marine One 73 Fanboy-Chum Odd Parents T.U.F.F. Puppy SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Kung Fu Kung Fu 71 39 TBA Paid Program Oreck Paid Program Suffering Brazil Butt Lift Kiss the Girls (1997, Suspense) Morgan Freeman, Ashley Judd. Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne 61 On the Trail TV Paid Program Mens Health Paid Program Walk Fit Plati- The Dan Patrick Show World Poker Tour: Season 9 L.A. World Poker Tour: Season 9 L.A. World Poker Tour: Season 9 38 99 num-Ten Poker Classic - Part 1 Poker Classic - Part 2 Gearz Hot Rod TV Hot Rod TV Guys Garage Mercedes-Benz: 125 Years Lucas Oil Off Road Racing Gearz Gearz Gearz Gearz 58 53 Gearz Paid Program Paid Program Get Ripped! Jaws the Revenge (1987) Lorraine Gary. Premiere. (:13) Jaws 2 (1978) 69 38 Quit Smoking Paid Program Take It Off! Free Money 43 40 Twilight Zone Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Shark Vacuum Twilight Zone The Postman (1997, Drama) Kevin Costner, Will Patton, Larenz Tate. (3:20) This Married... With My Name Is My Name Is My Name Is My Name Is According to This Christmas (2007, Comedy-Drama) Delroy Lindo, Idris Elba, Loretta Devine. A reunion Last Holi33 10 Christmas Children Earl Earl Earl Pinky Earl Bullies Jim at the holidays tests family ties. day (:00) Little Women (1949, Drama) June Allyson, (:15) Meet John Doe (1941, Drama) Gary Cooper, Barbara Stanwyck. A reporter fakes It Happened on 5th Avenue (1947) Don DeFore. A hobo shares a Holiday Af51 26 Peter Lawford. (DVS) a story about a threatened public suicide. (DVS) mansion with a GI and others in winter. fair Zumba Dance Paid Program Sexy-Minutes! Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Lottery Changed My Life Lottery Changed My Life Lottery Changed My Life 42 41 MagicJack Law & Order Bottomless Law & Order Lost Boys Leverage Rizzoli & Isles The Closer Road Block 36 42 Law & Order Law & Order Hot Pursuit Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Christmas Camp Lazlo Billy & Mandy Save Christmas Ed, Edd Claus Tom & Jerry: Nutcracker Tale Grandma Got Run Over 63 33 King of Hill Extreme Restaurants Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v Food Man v Food 59 48 Cook Healthy Zumba Dance Paid Program Christmas Fun in the Sun Roseanne 3s Company 3s Company The Nanny (:44) The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Extreme Makeover: Home 53 28 The Nanny Roseanne Paid Program Paid Program Cant Sleep? 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program Paid Program Fat Loss for Paid Program Paid Program NCIS Frame-Up Tony is suspected of NCIS Family Secret An ambulance 45 15 Food Lovers murder. explodes in transit. Hunting TV Whitetail Bucks Tec. Real Hunting Guns & Gear World-Beretta Expedition Fishing/Martin Rugers Adv. Optik Quests Rugers Adv. Americana 47 422 Whitetail Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisp. 185 120 Paid Program Paid Program Zumba Dance Weddings Paid Program Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent 14 Lawnmower (:10) Kazaam (1996) Shaquille ONeal, Francis Capra. A troubled 642 710 Man 2 inner-city boy is befriended by a giant genie. Tinker Tailor October Sky (1999) Jake Gyllenhaal. A teenager reaches for the 500 600 Soldier Spy stars in a 1950s mining town. (4:29) The (:10) Masters of the Universe (1987, Fantasy) Voices of Dolph 600 660 Craft Lundgren, Frank Langella, Meg Foster. iTV. (4:25) Soldiers Girl (:20) The Canterville Ghost (1996) Patrick 620 690 (2003) Troy Garity, Lee Pace. Stewart, Neve Campbell. 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Allen Smith Dog Tales (EI) The Green Chris Matthews NBC Nightly News (N) 5 Gardens Economy Show News (N) Woodwrights MotorWeek (N) Painting With Best of Joy of Sewing With Marthas Sew- Love of Quilting John Beshs Cooks Country Curiosity Quest b organic with Californias The Lawrence Shop Paulson Painting Nancy ing Room New Orleans michele Gold Welk Show Holiday Festival on Ice Judge Judy Judge Joe ESPN Sports Saturday (N) Entertainment Tonight (N) KEZI 9 News ABC World KEZI 9 News at 4 Brown News 6pm In-Styles The American Trout TV Adventure Entertainers George Clooney; Demi Tim McCarver Word & Spirit New Hope Fellowship From TMZ (N) Access Hol12 Breakthrough Athlete Journal Moore. Show Church Calvary Satellite Network. lywood (N) Kenneth Cox Ministries Present 3ABN Today GP Worship Hour Kids Time Tiny Tots for Laymen It Is Written Books of the Exalting His 3-ABN on the Praise Jesus Ministries Canada Book Word Road (10:00) NFL Football New York NFL Football San Francisco 49ers at Seattle Seahawks. From CenturyLink Field in Seattle. (N Subject to Blackout) (Live) The OT (N) Homes & Land The Ofce Two and a Half 11 Giants at New York Jets. (Live) TV Men PGA Tour Year in Review (N) Golf ADT Skills Challenge, Day 1. From The Breakers in Palm Beach, Fla. (Taped) Paid Program NBC Nightly Greys Anatomy The hospital lecture The Closer Blue Blood Murder of an NBC Nightly News (N) series is restored. LAPD ofcer. 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Planet Earth Mountains Planet Earth Ice Worlds Planet Earth Deserts Planet Earth Shallow Seas Planet Earth Pole to Pole Planet Earth Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives/NJ Housewives Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program 3 FREE Bras! Paid Program Wealth-Risk Money in Mot. How I, Millions American Greed Suze Orman CNN Presents CNN Presents: Two Marys CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute The top 10 heroes of 2011. All the Best, Worst 2011 CNN On The Frontlines Christmas Waiting... (:18) My Cousin Vinny (1992, Comedy) Joe Pesci, Marisa Tomei. (2:53) Scrubs (:23) Scrubs Jeff Dunham Christmas (4:55) National Lampoons Van Wilder Big World Hollywood True Hollywood Story Uptown Girls (2003, Comedy) Brittany Murphy. Home for the Holidays (1995) Holly Hunter. Til Death American Guns A cannon that American Guns M1 Garand ; Hells American Guns 1866 Winchester American Guns A customized Bar- Sons of Guns Mag 58 weapons Sons of Guns A combination shotgun Sons of Guns shoots bowling balls. Angels. Luger. Yellow Boy. rett; two rare colts. system with a swivel arm. and taser. Wizards of Wizards of The Search for Santa Paws (2010) Voices of Kaitlyn (:40) Fish Pixie Hollow Shake It Up! Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Good Luck Jessie (5:55) So Waverly Place Waverly Place Maher, Madison Pettis. Hooks Games Camp It Up Charlie Random! Fashion The Soup The E! True Hollywood Story Kardashian Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Kourt & Kim SportsCenter Special (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) College Football Sheraton Hawaii Bowl -- Nevada vs. Southern Mississippi. From Honolulu. NBA Basketball From Dec. 10, 2010. Countdown to Tip-Off NBA Basketball Game 5. (N) NFL PrimeTime (N) SportsCenter The Five Americas News Headquarters (N) Americas News HQ FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice Judge Chopped Duck for Dinner Cupcake Wars Next Iron Chef: Super Chefs Challenge Guys Disney Holiday Iron Chef America Chef Hunter Christmas With the Kranks (2004, Comedy) Tim Allen. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008) Chris Rock Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007, Comedy) Jason Lee. Ice Age: Dawn (11:00) At Long Last Love Babys Day Out (1994, Comedy) Joe Mantegna. A kidnapped infant Big (1988) Tom Hanks, Elizabeth Perkins. A wishing machine turns boy Miracle on 34th Street (1994) Richard At(1975) leads his captors on a wild chase. into a man with a job and girlfriend. tenborough, Elizabeth Perkins. Bath Crashers Bath Crashers Home Strange Home Holiday, Inc. Holiday Block Party 2011 Celebrity Holiday Homes All Out American Christmas White House Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Ice Road Truckers Swamp People Swamp People First Mates Swamp Moonlight and Mistletoe (2008) Tom Arnold Annie Claus Is Coming to Town (2011) Maria Thayer. November Christmas (2010) Sam Elliott, John Corbett. Fallen Angel Healing Power of Juicing A Golden Christmas (2009, Comedy) Andrea Roth. A Golden Christmas 2: The Second Tail (2011) 12 Wishes of Christmas (2011, Comedy) Holiday Baggage (2008) Barry Bostwick, Cheryl Ladd. The Christmas Hope (2009) Madeleine Stowe. Home by Christmas (2006) Linda Hamilton. Home-Holiday Treasure Hunt Scenes From a Murder The murder of Jennifer Morgan. Lockup Boston Lockup Boston Lockup Boston Lockup Teen Mom 2 Teen Mom 2 Teen Mom 2 Teen Mom 2 Taking Sides Teen Mom 2 Teen Mom 2 Teen Mom 2 Slippery Slope On Board Air Force One Explorer DEA sting operation. 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Outlander (2008, Action) James Caviezel, Ron Perlman. (11:30) Last Holiday (2006, Comedy) Queen Call Me Claus (2001, Comedy) Whoopi Goldberg. Santa Claus picks a The King of Friends Friends Friends Living Friends The Big Bang Latifah, Grard Depardieu, LL Cool J. cynical TV producer to replace him. Queens arrangements. Theory (11:30) Holiday Affair In the Good Old Summertime (1949) Judy Garland. Bickering Meet Me in St. Louis (1944) Judy Garland. A disappointed St. Miracle on 34th Street (1947, Fantasy) (1949) Robert Mitchum. co-workers fall in love as secret pen pals. Louis family may miss the Worlds Fair. Maureen OHara, John Payne. Lottery Changed My Life Penn & Teller Tell a Lie Penn & Teller Tell a Lie Penn & Teller Tell a Lie Invasion of Cmas Lights Invasion of Christmas Light Christmas Deck the Halls (2011) Kathy Najimy, Scottie Thompson. The Legend of Zorro (2005) Antonio Banderas. (:15) Sahara (2005) Matthew McConaughey, Steve Zahn. Powerpuff Girls: Fight Before Advent. 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6 p.m. on LIFE Movie: Home for the Holidays Three children orphaned by a car accident move in with their aunt (Sean Young) in this 2005 drama. The power company wants her property to put up new lines, so it looks as if theyll be moving again. But not wanting to leave the old farmhouse, they decide to try moving it to another site, which becomes a holiday project for the whole community. Perry King also stars. 8 p.m. on KPIC Blue Bloods When a girl is kidnapped, Jackie and Danny (Jennifer Esposito, Donnie Wahlberg) immediately suspect her boyfriend, a drug addict. Erin (Bridget Moynahan) takes her flirtatious relationship with her boss, Charles Rossellini (Bobby Cannavale), a step further. Paige Turco guest stars in My Funny Valentine. 8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Movie: Its a Wonderful Life Yes, again! You know the story: Small-town guy George Bailey defers one big dream after another to stay home, marry local girl and run family business. Facing financial ruin, hes pulled from suicidal despair by an angel who shows him what a terrible place the world would be if hed never lived. Hey, his small life made a pretty big impact after all! James Stewart and Donna Reed star, with Henry Travers as the angel whose work with George earns him a promotion. 8 p.m. on TBS Movie: A Christmas Story Youll shoot your eye out! Peter Billingsley stars in this 1983 comedy, airing nonstop for the next 24 hours on the cable channel, as the little boy who yearns to find a Red Ryder BB gun under the Christmas tree. Not just a Christmas story, its about parents, little brothers, bullies, decoder rings, double dog dares and most of all, the workings of a youthful mind. Jean Shepherds writing captures it all perfectly. Darren McGavin also stars. 9 p.m. on ABC FAM Movie: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York In this 1992 sequel to the 1990 comedy smash, little Kevin McAllister is left behind in the Big Apple by his Hawaii-bound family. He uses his dads credit card to get a hotel room and ends up facing the larcenous bad guys from the first film. Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern star. 9 p.m. on SYFY Movie: The Fifth Element Bruce Willis stars in this futuristic, French-made 1997 action film. After a prologue about a set of five totems discovered in 1914, the action leaps forward 300 years. With a planet headed for impact with Earth, an evil overlord (Gary Oldman) prepares to battle a high priest (Ian Holm) with knowledge of the totems. Willis, as a flyingtaxi driver, lends his fists to the fray. Milla Jovovich and Luke Perry also star.
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The Sopranos An aunts revelation Stephen Kings Bag of Bones (2011, Suspense) Pierce Brosnan, Melissa George, Annabeth Gish. A troubled author communicates with his late wife. Criminal Minds Team delves into Criminal Minds 23 shocks Paulie. Morgans past. P911 Year Without a Santa Claus The Santa Clause (1994) Tim Allen, Judge Reinhold. The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006) Home Alone 2: Lost in N.Y. 40 32 Santa Claus Cahill, United States Marshal (1973, Western) John Wayne, George Kennedy. A Chisum (1970, Western) John Wayne, Geoffrey Deuel, Forrest Tucker. A rancher battles an El Dorado (1967, Western) John Wayne, Robert 68 24 lawmans sons become involved in a fatal bank robbery. evil land baron in 1870s New Mexico. Mitchum, James Caan. Ned Bruha Ned Bruha Ned Bruha Ned Bruha Ned Bruha Ned Bruha Ned Bruha Ned Bruha Call-Wildman Call-Wildman Call-Wildman 49 47 Swamp Wars Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Real Housewives/Beverly Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives 62 46 Real Housewives/Beverly Shark Vacuum Great Pillow! Wealth-Risk Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program 3 FREE Bras! 90 Days! Diabetes Life Wall Street Walt: The Man Behind the Myth 65 Stars Giving Giving CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute The top 10 heroes of 2011. CNN On The Frontlines Piers Morgan Tonight Piers Morgan 35 35 Your Money (N) (1:51) National Lampoons Van Wilder (2002) (3:53) Vegas Vacation (1997) Chevy Chase. Just Friends 64 98 (11:48) Just Friends (2005) Ryan Reynolds. On the Spot Made in Hollywood Muppets From Space (1999) Jeffrey Tambor. Rush Hour 2 (2001) Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker. Troubadr 12 14 Live Life-Win MythBusters Viewer picks for favorite MythBusters Tornadoes are put to MythBusters Old gun-slinging MythBusters Mini Myth Mayhem MythBusters The team tackles two MythBusters A request from President MythBusters 34 30 myths. the test. story. Six fan-requested fables. problems. Barack Obama. (11:30) A.N.T. So Random! A.N.T. Farm Jessie Shake It Up! (:25) So Ran- (2:50) Beethovens Christmas Adventure (2011, Good Luck Charlie, Its Christmas! (2011) Bridgit Kick Buttowski 37 21 Farm Jingle It Up dom! Comedy) Kyle Massey. Mendler, Leigh-Allyn Baker. Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Evan Almighty (2007) Steve Carell, Morgan Freeman. Scouted 57 25 Kourtney and Kim Year in Review SportsNation (N) E:60 (N) Sports Science SportsCenter (N) (Live) NBA Basketball Orlando Magic at Oklahoma City 28 31 Thunder. (N) (Live) NFL Football NFL Football College Basketball 27 49 NFL Football From Jan. 11, 2004. Americas News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Fox News 32 27 Americas News HQ Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Cupcake Wars Diners, Drive 72 50 Chopped A seafood surprise. Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007, Comedy) Jason Lee. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) Denis Leary Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) 31 45 Ice Age: Dawn of Dinos (11:00) Home Alone Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci. A leftHome Alone (1990, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci. A leftHome Alone (1990, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin, 44 (1990) Macaulay Culkin. behind boy battles two burglars in the house. behind boy battles two burglars in the house. Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern. Hunters Intl Hunters Intl House Hunters Intl Hunters Intl House House Hunters Intl Hunters Intl House Hunters Intl Hunters Intl 50 43 House Gettysburg A new look at the Civil War. American Pickers Real Deal Real Deal Restoration 41 34 You Dont Know Dixie Insight on Southern culture. Debbie Macombers Trading Christmas (2011) Christmas Magic (2011, Drama) Lindy Booth. The Christmas Pageant (2011) Melissa Gilbert. Dog Named 87 Mandie and the Forgotten Christmas (2011, Mystery) The Christmas Clause (2008) Lea Thompson. A Golden Christmas 2: The Second Tail 15 20 Inspiration Ministry Camp. A Christmas Wedding (2006, Comedy) Sarah Paulson. A Nanny for Christmas (2010) Emmanuelle Vaugier. Nothing Like 23 29 A Boyfriend for Christmas (2004) Kelli Williams. Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera (N) Sex/Slaves 54 44 Caught on Camera Teen Mom 2 Intensive Care True Life Digital habits. True Life True Life True Life Teen Mom 2 26 17 Teen Mom 2 Curveball Knights of Mayhem Knights of Mayhem Brain Games Watch This! Brain Games Pay Attention! Brain Games Brain Games Watch This! Brain Games 73 The Penguins SpongeBob Big Time Rush iCarly Victorious Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (2008) 71 39 Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh (2008) Drake Bell. Tori & Dean-Sweet Hollywood Snapped Snapped Linda Henning (:20) Snapped (:10) Snapped Kelly Forbes Snapped Amanda McGhee Snapped (:40) Snapped 61 High School Football Washington Class 3A Final: Bellevue vs. ODea. High School Football Washington Class 4A Final: Skyline vs. Skyview. Sonic Generations of Skate UFC Countdown 38 99 141 Gearz Gearz Gearz Gearz Gearz Gearz Gearz My Ride Rules My Ride Rules My Ride Rules My Ride Rules My Ride Rules 58 53 Gearz MuscleCar Ways to Die (:39) 1,000 Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die (:13) 1,000 Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die 69 38 Trucks! Ghost Hunters Ghost Hunters Face Off Face Off Naked Ambition Face Off Out of this World Face Off 43 40 Ghost Hunters A Christmas Story (1983) Peter Billingsley. A boy tries to convince A Christmas Story (1983) Peter Billingsley. A boy tries to convince A Christmas Story (1983) Peter Billingsley. A boy tries to convince A Christmas 33 10 his parents to get him a BB gun. (DVS) his parents to get him a BB gun. (DVS) his parents to get him a BB gun. (DVS) Story (1983) (10:30) The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965) Max von Sydow. A King of Kings (1961, Historical Drama) Jeffrey Hunter, Siobhan McKenna, Robert Ryan. Orson Welles narrates Going My Way (1944, Musical) Bing Crosby, 51 26 chronicle of the life and times of Jesus Christ. the story of Jesus. Barry Fitzgerald. Toddlers & Tiaras My Big Fat Gypsy Christmas 19 Kids-Count DC Cupcakes Cake Boss Extreme Christmas Trees Invasion of Cmas Lights 42 41 More Crazy Christmas Lights Men in Black II (2002) Will Smith War of the Worlds (2005) Tom Cruise. Forrest Gump 36 42 (11:30) King Kong (2005) Naomi Watts, Jack Black. 63 33 Advent. Time Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Shrek (2001) Man v Food Man v Food Man v Food Man v Food Man v Food Man v Food Man v Food Manliest Restaurants Tailgate Paradise Hot & Spicy 59 48 Man v Food (:44) The Jeffersons Good Times Good Times Good Times Sanford & Son 3s Company Andy Grifth (:44) M*A*S*H Dear Dad (:18) M*A*S*H M*A*S*H 53 28 Jeffersons (11:58) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) Harrison Ford, Kate (:33) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989, Adventure) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Denholm (:22) Indiana Jones and the 45 15 Capshaw. Indy squares off against bloodthirsty Indian cultists. Elliott. Indys hunt for his missing father leads to the Holy Grail. Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Boat Racing Game On! Racer TV Motorsports Hour (N) Gun It Dangerous Bucks Tec. Tred Barta Rocky IV 47 422 Motorsports Hour (N) My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Fair Wedding 185 120 My Fair Wedding Millions (2004) Alexander Nathan Etel. Amer. Funniest Home Videos Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met 14 24 (11:35) Hulk (2003) Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly. Scientist Bruce The Bridges of Madison County (1995) Clint Eastwood, Meryl Streep. A photographer (:20) That Thing You Do! (1996) Tom Everett (:10) Field of 642 710 Banner transforms into a powerful brute. and an Iowa farm wife share a brief romance. Scott, Liv Tyler. Dreams (11:15) Despicable Me The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010, Fantasy) Daniel Radcliffe. Inception (2010) Leonardo 500 600 (2010) (2010, Fantasy) Georgie Henley. Harry sets out to destroy the secrets to Voldemorts power. DiCaprio. The Last Play From the Sky Down (2011) Irish rockers U2 release Debra DiGiovanni: Single, Letters to Juliet (2010, Drama) Amanda Seyfried. iTV. A young I Am Number Four (2011, Action) Alex Pettyfer, 600 660 at Shea the album Achtung Baby in 1991. Awkward, Female woman nds an old note to someones lover. Timothy Olyphant. iTV. (11:15) One (:45) An Invisible Sign (2010, Drama) Jessica Alba. Mona uses math (:25) The Extra Man (2010, Comedy) Kevin (:15) Comeback Season (2006) Ray Liotta. A philanderer tries to Capote 620 690 Christmas to overcome her personal problems. Kline, Paul Dano, John C. Reilly. win back his wife and two daughters. (2005)
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5:15 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX NFL Football The lone NFL game on this Christmas night has the Chicago Bears visiting the Green Bay Packers at frigid Lambeau Field. The Packers, who had yet to lose a game at this writing, could have the NFC North wrapped up by Christmas and be looking for the NFCs top playoff seed (and perhaps a 16-0 season?). The Pack have had the upper hand in their last three meetings against the Bears, including a 27-17 Week 3 win at Soldier Field. 7:30 p.m. on KLSR The Cleveland Show To help pass the time while posing in a Nativity scene, Cleveland tells his family his own version of one of his favorite holiday stories Die Hard. In his version, when Waterman Cable Company is taken hostage on Christmas Eve by terrorists, including Tim the Bear, Lester, Federline and Kendra, a barefoot Cleveland must endure window-shattering shootouts and fistfights with his friends in Die Semi-Hard. 8 p.m. on KPIC CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Frack is shorthand for hydraulic fracturing, a controversial method of harvesting natural gas. And it figures in this episode from Season 11, which finds Langston (Laurence Fishburne) and the team investigating the murders of two men who were about to expose a gas company whose use of the process poisoned some residents of a farm town in Fracked. 8 p.m. on KEZI Dr. Seuss How the Grinch Stole Christmas Since its first airing on CBS in 1966, this adaptation of the Dr. Seuss childrens book has evolved into an annual holiday viewing tradition. Legendary animator Chuck Jones directed this story about a green-skinned grouch who sets out to spoil Christmas for the citizens of Whoville. Boris Karloff provides narration, with additional voices by Thurl Ravenscroft and June Foray. 9 p.m. on KPIC The Good Wife Fans of the film The Social Network may detect some (probably intentional) resonances in Net Worth, in which Will and Diane (Josh Charles, Christine Baranski) represent a young Internet billionaire who is suing a film studio for depicting him negatively. Alicia (Julianna Margulies) finally confronts Will about the voice mail message he left for her. Archie Panjabi also stars; Rita Wilson, F. Murray Abraham and Tim Guinee guest star. 9 p.m. on FOOD Iron Chef America The winner of the just-concluded competition The Next Iron Chef: Super Chefs debuts as a full-fledged Iron Chef in this new episode, going up against Victor Casanova, executive chef at the Beverly Hills Italian eatery Culina. Karine Bakhoum, Art Smith and Jill Zarin are the judges.
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Christmas CNN On The Frontlines Piers Morgan Tonight Piers Morgan Tonight P.M. Christmas Heroes 35 35 Piers (7:57) Bad Santa (2003) Billy Bob Thornton. (9:59) Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) Seth Rogen. 64 98 (5:55) Just Friends (2005) Heartland (DVS) Lassie (1994, Drama) Thomas Guiry. King Til Death Browns Browns Payne 12 14 Troubadr (:00) Myth- MythBusters Flying GuilMythBusters Newtons Crane MythBusters Let There Be MythBusters Dodge a Bullet MythBusters Let There Be MythBusters 34 30 Busters lotine Cradle Light Light Fish Hooks Shake It Jessie A.N.T. Farm So Random! Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005, Fantasy) Jessie A.N.T. Farm Wizards37 21 Up! Johnny Depp, Freddie Highmore. Place Serendipity (2001) John Cusack. Kardashian Kourtney and Kim After Lately Chelsea Lat Kourt & Kim 57 25 Scouted NBA Basketball: Magic at NBA Basketball Los Angeles Clippers at Golden State Warriors. From Oracle SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter SportsCenter 28 31 Thunder Arena in Oakland, Calif. (N) (Live) NBA Basketball: Magic at Thunder NBA Basketball: Bulls at Lakers 27 49 College Basketball Diamond Head Classic, Final: Teams TBA. (N) Geraldo at Large (N) Huckabee Stossel Geraldo at Large Fox News Sunday Huckabee 32 27 Fox News Cupcake Wars Iron Chef America (N) Iron Chef America Chopped Iron Chef 72 50 Food Atta. Next Iron Chef Kung Fu Panda (2008, Comedy) Voices of Jack Black. Kung Fu Panda (2008, Comedy) Voices of Jack Black. Two Men 31 45 Alvin Home Home Alone (1990) Macaulay Culkin. A left-behind boy Home Alone (1990) Macaulay Culkin. A left-behind boy Home Alone (1990, Comedy) 44 Alone battles two burglars in the house. battles two burglars in the house. Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci. House Hunters Intl Hollywood at Home Homes Hunters House Hunters Intl House Hunters Intl Homes 50 43 House Restoration Pawn Stars American Eats Pawn Stars 41 34 Restoration Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers (:00) A Dog Named Christmas (2009) The Ultimate Gift (2006) Drew Fuller. A Season for Miracles (1999) Carla Gugino. Silver Bells 87 Christmas Mail (2010) Ashley Scott. A Christmas Kiss (2011) 15 20 Christmas 2 12 Wishes of Christmas (2011) Elisa Donovan. 12 Men of Christmas (2009) Kristin Chenoweth. Dear Santa (2011, Drama) Amy Acker. 12 Men 23 29 (:00) Nothing Like the Holidays Sex Slaves in America Sex Slaves: Oakland Sex Slaves: Motor City Caught on Camera Caught 54 44 (:00) Sex Slaves: UK Teen Mom 2 Legally Blonde (2001) Reese Witherspoon. Teen Mom 2 Teen Mom 26 17 Teen Mom Teen Mom 2 Curveball Brain Brain Games Brain Games Brain Games Brain Games Birth of Jesus Explorer 73 iCarly SpongeBob 70s Show 70s Show George George The Nanny Hates Chris Friends Friends Friends 71 39 Christmas Snapped Marcia Kelly Snapped (:10) Snapped Snapped (N) Snapped (:40) Snapped Snapped 61 UFC Count- Tennis Champions Series: Las Vegas. Agassi, Sampras, McEnroe World Poker Tour: Barclays Premier League Paid ProPaid ProMens Health 38 99 down 141 and Courier. (Taped) Season 9 Review gram gram My Ride My Ride My Ride My Ride My Ride My Ride My Ride My Ride My Ride My Ride My Ride 58 53 My Ride Ways to Die Ways to Die (:43) 1,000 Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die 69 38 Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die Ways to Die (:45) 1,000 Ways to Die Face Off Face Off Dancing Dead Face Off Family Plot Face Off Twisted Tales Merlin Merlin 43 40 Face Off (:00) A Christmas Story (1983) Shrek the Third (2007, Comedy) Voices of Mike Myers, Shrek the Third (2007, Comedy) Voices of Mike Myers, Call Me 33 10 Peter Billingsley. (DVS) Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz. Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz. Claus Going My (:15) Make Way for Tomorrow (1937, Drama) Duck Soup (1933) (:15) The Milky Way (1936, Comedy) Harold Lloyd, Love Af51 26 Way (1944) Victor Moore, Beulah Bondi, Fay Bainter. Groucho Marx. Adolphe Menjou, Verree Teasdale. fair TBA Cake Boss: Next Baker Cake Boss: Next Baker Cake Boss: Next Baker Cake Boss: Next Baker Cake Boss 42 41 Cake Boss: Next Baker Leverage (N) Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008) Leverage 36 42 (:15) Forrest Gump (1994, Drama) Tom Hanks. Gumball Looney Chicken Aqua Teen King of Hill Family Guy Family Guy Chicken China, IL 63 33 (:00) Shrek (2001, Comedy) Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food 59 48 Hot & Spicy Big Beef Paradise Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King King King 53 28 M*A*S*H (5:22) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom Elf (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell, James (:28) Elf (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell, (10:57) Indiana Jones and the Last 45 15 of the Crystal Skull Caan, Bob Newhart. James Caan. Crusade (1989) Rocky IV (1985, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. Game On! World/Adventure Sports Adventure Knife 47 422 (:00) Rocky IV (1985, Drama) My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Wedding 185 120 Wedding How I Met News/Nine Chicagos The Unit Bedfellows Monk Monk House on Haunted Hill (1999) 14 24 (:10) Field of Dreams (1989, 642 710 Fantasy) Kevin Costner. (5:30) Inception (2010) Leonardo 500 600 DiCaprio. I Am Num- Dexter (iTV) Catching the 600 660 ber Four Doomsday Killers. (:00) Capote (2005, Biography) 620 690 Philip Seymour Hoffman. The Take Freddie is caught in (8:50) Hulk (2003) Eric Bana. Scientist Bruce Banner (:10) Weird Science (1985, Comedy) the cross hairs. transforms into a powerful brute. Kelly LeBrock. Dinner for Schmucks (2010, Comedy) Steve Carell, Due Date (2010) Robert Downey Jr., (:40) Predators (2010) Paul Rudd, Bruce Greenwood. Zach Galianakis. Adrien Brody. Homeland Marine One (iTV) Saul investigates The Mechanic (2011) Jason Statham, (:05) Faster (2010) Dwayne Johnson, Carries theories. Ben Foster. iTV. Billy Bob Thornton. iTV. Casino Jack (2010) Kevin Spacey. Jack Abramoff Red (2010) Bruce Willis. The CIA targets a team of former Humpamasses wealth and power before his fall. agents for assassination. day
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The First 48 Brutal double homicide. Hoarders Dawn; Linda A hoarder Intervention Marie Maries family Criminal Minds Team delves into Criminal Minds Four women are Hoarders A mothers hoarding Hoarders 23 lost a cousin on 9/11. plans an intervention. Morgans past. kidnapped. disturbs her child. Adella; Teri Simple Rules 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show Richie Rich 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Grounded Life Grounded Life My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids Simple Rules (10:00) Sabrina (1995) Meet Joe Black (1998, Fantasy) Brad Pitt, Anthony Hopkins, Claire Forlani. The Grim Reaper assumes the form of a recently deceased man. A League of Their Own (1992, Comedy68 24 Harrison Ford. Drama) Tom Hanks, Geena Davis. The Haunted Leave House The Haunted Lady in White The Haunted The Haunted The Haunted The Haunted 49 47 The Haunted Inside the Actors Studio The Rachel Zoe Project The Rachel Zoe Project The Rachel Zoe Project The Rachel Zoe Project Housewives 62 46 Inside the Actors Studio 60 Minutes on CNBC 60 Minutes on CNBC 60 Minutes on CNBC 60 Minutes on CNBC The Coffee Addiction Supermarkets Inc: Inside The Facebook 65 The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) (:45) Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) John C. Reilly. Com. Central (:24) Futurama Futurama (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny Always Sunny Scrubs 64 98 Kingpin TBA TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Lifechangers Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns 70s Show 70s Show Til Death 12 14 TBA I (Almost) Got Away With It A I (Almost) Got Away With It Man I (Almost) Got Away With It Got American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper The Build-Off Senior, Junior, and Jesse James compete. American 34 30 man shoots his wife and ees. escapes from prison. Caught in Love Triangle Junior Best Pranks Chopper So Random! So Random! So Random! A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Jessie Jessie One Day Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Shake It Up! 37 21 Coco Jones philANTropy Wonders Ferb Ferb Ferb Ferb Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Kardashian Kourtney and Kim Kourt & Kim 57 25 Kourtney and Kim NFL PrimeTime (N) (Live) NFL Live (N) (Live) Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) Monday Night Countdown (N) (Live) NFL Football Atlanta Falcons at New 28 31 Horn (N) Interruption (N) Orleans Saints. (N) Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning College Football AdvoCare V100 Independence Bowl -- Missouri vs. North Carolina. From Shreveport, La. (N) Poker-Eu. Poker-Eu. 27 49 Football Live Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The OReilly Factor (N) Hannity (N) 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Contessa Giada-Home Secrets Dollar Dinners Cook for Real Minute Meals Contessa Giada-Home Best Dishes Best Dishes Diners, Drive 72 50 Home Cooking Down Home Man of the House (2005, Comedy) Tommy Lee Jones. Sugar & Spice (2001, Comedy) Marla Sokoloff. How I Met 31 45 Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (2009) Denis Leary (11:00) Kiss of Death The St. Valentines Day Massacre (1967, Crime Drama) Jason Popeye Doyle (1986, Crime Drama) Ed ONeill. New York detectives The Verdict (1982, Drama) Paul Newman, 44 (1947) Victor Mature. Robards, George Segal, Ralph Meeker. link call girls OD to Mideast power play. Charlotte Rampling. Hunters Intl Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property Property 50 43 House Pawn Stars American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers American Pickers Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars 41 34 Pawn Stars Mad Hungry Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show Little House on the Prairie A Christmas Wedding Tail (2011) Jennie Garth. Gift of Magi 87 Space Cowboys (2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program George Lopez Lethal Weapon 3 (1992, Action) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap Tassie/Tyson Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap 23 29 Wife Swap Baur/Fine The Squeeze High and Low The Squeeze Predator Raw: Unseen Tapes Predator Raw: Unseen Tapes To Catch a Predator Predator 54 44 The Squeeze All or Nothing Teen Mom 2 Intensive Care Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. 26 17 Disaster Date Friendzone Friendzone Friendzone Friendzone Friendzone Teen Mom 2 Curveball Jesus Arrest Secret Service Files Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Border Wars Inside the Green Berets Super Carrier 73 SpongeBob Kung Fu The Penguins Winx Club SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Victorious Victorious Victorious Victorious Victorious 71 39 SpongeBob Living Single Living Single Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club 61 English Premier League Soccer Fulham vs. Manchester United. (Taped) The Dan Patrick Show (N) XTERRA Adven- The Game 365 Graham Motorhead Sonic Generations of Skate World Poker 38 99 tures Bensinger Garage TV Tour: Season On the Edge Monster Jam Hot Rod TV Gearz Pimp My Ride Pimp My Ride Pass Time Pass Time Monster Jam (N) Pass Time 58 53 Car Crazy (1:50) Band of Brothers Replacements (:25) Band of Brothers Crossroads (4:56) Band of Brothers Bastogne 69 38 (:10) Band of Brothers Easy Company adjusts to combat. Being Human (Part 2 of 2) Being Human Being Human Being Human Being Human Being Human 43 40 Being Human (Part 1 of 2) Yes, Dear Yes, Dear American Dad My Name Is EverybodyEverybodyEverybodyEverybodyFriends Friends Friends Friends The King of 33 10 Nitpicking Earl Gospel Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens (11:15) The Thief of Bag(:15) The Drum (1938) Sabu, Raymond Massey. An English garrison Jungle Book (1942, Fantasy) Sabu, Joseph Calleia. Kiplings boy Little Dorrit Part One: Nobodys Fault 51 26 dad (1940) Sabu. ghts off fanatics in colonial India. hero Mowgli can talk to animals. (1988, Drama) Alec Guinness. Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive Hoarding: Buried Alive My Addiction Cake Boss: Next Great Baker Its Go Time! Cake Boss 42 41 Hoarding: Buried Alive Las Vegas Las Vegas The Closer The Big Bang Law & Order Embedded Law & Order Floater Law & Order 36 42 Smallville Fortune Chill Out, Scooby-Doo! (2007) Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Advent. Time Regular Show MAD Looney Tunes 63 33 Looney Tunes Extreme Pig Outs Extreme Waterparks Extreme Pools Extreme Resorts Extreme Mindblowing Hotels Ext. Miami 59 48 Extreme Terror Rides Bonanza Check Rein Bonanza Justice Deferred Bonanza The Trackers Bonanza (:12) M*A*S*H 53 28 Andy Grifth Andy Grifth Bonanza (10:53) The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008, (1:51) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008, Adventure) Land of the Lost (2009) Will Ferrell, Anna Friel. A time-space vortex 45 15 Fantasy) Georgie Henley, Skandar Keynes. Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Shia La Beouf. sucks three people into another reality. Game On! NBC Sports Talk (N) NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Dallas Stars at St. Louis Blues. (Live) 47 422 Rocky II (1979, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Threshold Charmed Charmed Witch Wars. Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls 185 120 Braxton Family Values Walker, Texas Ranger Cheers Cheers Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock 30 Rock Amer. Funniest Home Videos Amer. Funniest Home Videos Funny Videos 14 24 (11:15) Greedy (1994) (:10) Legion (2010) Paul Bettany, Lucas Black. God sends forth an army Silver Streak (1976) Gene Wilder, Jill Clayburgh. A long train ride The Crush (1993, Suspense) Cary Elwes, Alicia 642 710 Michael J. Fox. of angels to wipe out mankind. leads an editor to love and intrigue. Silverstone. (:15) The Losers (2010, Action) Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Elite comman- Red Riding Hood (2011, Horror) Amanda Bought a Zoo 24/7 Flyers/Rangers: Road to Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010, 500 600 dos hunt the man who betrayed them. Seyfried, Gary Oldman. the NHL Winter Classic Drama) Michael Douglas. (:15) Nice Guy Johnny (2010) Matt Bush, Kerry Bish. iTV. A man consid- The Road (2009) Viggo Mortensen. iTV. A father and son wander The Ghost Writer (2010, Drama) Pierce Brosnan. iTV. A ghostwriters (:15) The 600 660 ers a career change and falls for another woman. through a post-apocalyptic world. latest project lands him in jeopardy. 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SportsCenter (N) NBA NFL Films SportsNation Football 27 49 Poker-Eu. The OReilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren Diners Diners Diners, Drive Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners Diners 72 50 Diners Two Men 27 Dresses (2008) Katherine Heigl, James Marsden. 27 Dresses (2008) Katherine Heigl. 31 45 How I Met Two Men (5:00) The Verdict Brubaker (1980, Drama) Robert Redford, Yaphet Kotto. A reform-minded The Verdict (1982) Paul Newman, Charlotte Rampling. A lawyers career 44 (1982) prison warden uncovers vast corruption. hinges on a controversial lawsuit. Hunters Intl House Love It or List It (N) House House House House House House House 50 43 Property Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers (N) Pawn Stars Pawn Stars American Pickers Pawn Stars 41 34 Pawn Stars American Pickers (:00) Gift of the Magi (2010) Silver Bells (2005, Drama) Anne Heche. A Christmas Wish (2011) Kristy Swanson. Farewell 87 The Fugitive (1993) Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones. Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal 15 20 Space Cb Wife Swap One Born Every Minute Americas Supernanny How I Met How I Met Wife Swap 23 29 Wife Swap Wife Swap To Catch a Predator To Catch a Predator Predator Raw: Unseen Predator Raw: Unseen To Catch a Predator Predator 54 44 Predator Teen Mom 26 17 Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Awkward. Teen Mom 2 Curveball Carrier Deadliest Arms Race Inside the Green Berets Super Carrier Deadliest Arms Race Border Wars Repo. 73 Victorious SpongeBob My Wife My Wife 70s Show 70s Show George George Friends Friends Friends 71 39 Victorious Bad Girls Love Games: Bad Girls Love Games: Bad Girls Love Games: Bad Girls Love Games: Bad Girls Love Scouts Love 61 World Poker Barclays Premier League Tennis Champions Series: Las Vegas. Agassi, Sampras, McEnroe XTERRA The Game The Dan Patrick Show UFC Count38 99 Tour: Review and Courier. Adventures 365 down 141 Pimp, Ride Pimp, Ride Monster Jam Pass Time Pass Time Pimp, Ride Pimp, Ride Pimp, Ride Pass Time Touring 58 53 Pass Time (:25) Band of Brothers (9:59) Band of Brothers (:33) Band of Brothers 69 38 (:38) Band of Brothers The Breaking Point Being Human Being Human Being Human Being Human Being Human Being Hu 43 40 Being Hu The King of Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Conan Actor Tom Hanks; BBQ The Ofce 33 10 Queens chef Myron Mixon. Hot Girl (5:00) Little Dorrit Part One: Nobodys Little Dorrit Part Two: Little Dorrits Story (1988) Alec Guinness, Derek Jacobi. A (:15) Dont Expect Too Much (2011, 51 26 Fault (1988) Alec Guinness. seamstress views a mans attempts to aid her poor family. Documentary) Cake Boss: Next Baker Cake Boss: Next Baker Candy Candy Cake Boss: Next Baker Cake Boss 42 41 Cake Boss Cake Boss: Next Baker Law & Order The Closer Road Block The Closer (N) Rizzoli & Isles The Closer Rizzoli 36 42 Law Johnny T Gumball Adventure MAD King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy China, IL 63 33 Johnny T The Layover The Layover Montreal No Reservation Hidden City Layover 59 48 Ext. Miami Ext. Hawaiian Escapes M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Cleveland The Exes King King King 53 28 M*A*S*H National Treasure: Book of Secrets (2007) Nicolas Cage. Ben Gates WWE Monday Night RAW Starring John Cena, Randy Orton, (:05) National Treasure: Book of 45 15 sets out to establish an ancestors innocence. CM Punk & Triple H. Secrets (2007) Nicolas Cage. NHL Live NHL Overtime (N) (Live) Game On! NBC Sports Talk Adventure Adventure NHL Overtime Paid Prog. 47 422 Hockey Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer I Do Over I Do Over 185 120 Gold Girls Videos News/Nine NBA Basketball Chicago Bulls at Golden State Warriors. (N) Sunny Futurama Futurama South Park South Park 14 24 (:35) The Little Rascals (1994) Travis Jerry Lewis: Method to the Madness Conversations with the (:05) Anger Management (2003, Comedy) Adam Billy Madi642 710 Tedford. iconic comic. Sandler, Jack Nicholson. son Wall (:15) Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011) The Losers (2010) Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Bought a Boxings Best of 2011 Boxings 500 600 Street Zachary Gordon, Devon Bostick. Zoe Saldana. Zoo (N) Best (:15) The Canyon (2009, Suspense) Yvonne The Sum of All Fears (2002) Ben Afeck. Jack Ryan (:05) Fair Game (2010) Naomi Watts, Sean Penn. iTV. Piranha 600 660 Strahovski, Eion Bailey. iTV. ghts terrorists planning a nuclear attack. Valerie Plame is revealed as a CIA agent. (2010) Deadline (2009, Suspense) Brittany Murphy, Jolene (2008, Drama) Jessica Chastain. An orphan spends ten (:05) The Clinic (2010, Suspense) Tabrett (:40) The English Pa620 690 Tammy Blanchard. years traveling to experience life. Bethell, Andy Whiteld. tient (1996)
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The First 48 Get That Money; Hoarders A hoarder faces potential Intervention Lawrence faces an Criminal Minds Four women are Criminal Minds Gideon must identify Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars 23 Senseless jail time. addiction to alcohol. kidnapped. an arsonist. Simple Rules 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show Willy Wonka 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Grounded Life Grounded Life My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids Simple Rules (11:45) A League of Their Own (1992, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Geena Davis. A (:45) EDtv (1999, Comedy) Matthew McConaughey, Jenna Elfman, Ellen DeGeneres. A video clerk agrees to Patch Adams (1999) Robin 68 24 womens professional baseball league debuts in 1943. have his everyday life televised. Williams. Wild Amazon Human Planet Mountains Human Planet Arctic Human Planet Human Planet Deserts Human Planet 49 47 Viking Wilderness Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives 62 46 Housewives/OC Closing Bell (N) Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Biography on CNBC 60 Minutes on 65 The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) Strange Wilderness (2008, Comedy) Steve Zahn. Com. Central (:24) Futurama Futurama (:28) Futurama Always Sunny South Park Scrubs 64 98 Dumb and Dumberer TBA TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Lifechangers Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns 70s Show 70s Show Til Death 12 14 TBA Swamp Loggers A permit issue Swamp Loggers Bo faces a lifeSwamp Loggers Rain damaged Swamp Loggers Broken equipment Swamp Loggers The truckers clash Dirty Jobs Mike helps maintain a Dirty Jobs 34 30 threatens the move. threatening illness. roads imperil the crew. threatens success. over stolen goods. hydroelectric dam. Shake it Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Shake It Up! 37 21 Give It Up Show It Up Hook It Up Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place The E! True Hollywood Story Doomed by Lust Fatal Beauty: 15 Most Notorious Women Pseudo-celebrities. The E! True Hollywood Story Vanished 57 25 Scouted Cheyann & Gina (11:30) NFL NFL Live (N) (Live) College Football Little Caesars Bowl -- Purdue vs. Western Michigan. From Detroit. (N) (Live) College Football Belk Bowl -- Louisville vs. North Carolina 28 31 PrimeTime State. From Charlotte, N.C. (N) Numbers Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation NFL32 (N) (Live) College Basketball Pittsburgh at Notre Dame. (N) (Live) Basketball 27 49 First Report Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The OReilly Factor (N) Hannity (N) 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Secrets Dollar Dinners Cook for Real Minute Meals Contessa Giada-Home Best Dishes Home Cooking Chopped Cha. 72 50 Best Dishes Are We Done Yet? (2007) Ice Cube, Nia Long. Two/Half Men Two/Half Men How I Met How I Met How I Met 31 45 Man of the House (2005, Comedy) Tommy Lee Jones. (11:00) Conrack (1974) The Manhattan Project (1986) John Lithgow. A brilliant teen makes The Fury (1978) Kirk Douglas, John Cassavetes. Nefarious government Kiss of Death (1995, Crime Drama) David 44 Jon Voight. an atomic bomb with stolen plutonium. agents kidnap a young telepath. Caruso, Nicolas Cage. Hunters Intl Donna Dec Donna Dec Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place My First Place 50 43 House MonsterQuest MonsterQuest Chupacabra MonsterQuest MonsterQuest Hillbilly Beast MonsterQuest Mega Hog MonsterQuest 41 34 MonsterQuest Mad Hungry Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show Little House on the Prairie A Christmas Wish (2011, Drama) Kristy Swanson. Three Gift 87 Criminal Minds P911 Criminal Minds Criminal 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program George Lopez George Lopez Lethal Weapon (1987) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace Will & Grace How I Met How I Met Americas Supernanny Supernanny 23 29 Old Christine Old Christine Will & Grace The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) Sweet 16 Blingest Bash All I Wanna Do (1998) Lynn Redgrave. Friendzone Friendzone 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show 26 17 Sweet 16 Blingest Bash Jesus: The Man Rock Stars Falling Apart Conquering Niagara Worlds Largest Cruise Ship Border Wars CIA Condential CIA 73 SpongeBob T.U.F.F. 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Earl Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens (11:00) Stage Fright Witness for the Prosecution (1957) Tyrone Power. The wife of an Touch of Evil (1958) Charlton Heston, Janet Leigh. An inspector and Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) 51 26 (1950) Jane Wyman. accused murderer gives damaging testimony. his wife get mixed up in a murder case. Richard Dreyfuss. Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou Extreme Cou 42 41 Top 10 Weddings of 2011 Las Vegas Chaos Theory Las Vegas The Closer Help Wanted Law & Order A riot at a rally. NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Miami Heat. 36 42 Smallville Scion Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) Bob Hoskins. Wrld, Gumball Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Advent. Time Regular Show MAD Wrld, Gumball 63 33 Looney Tunes Las Vegas: Sucker Bets Las Vegas Dos and Donts Las Vegas: Adults Only! Vegas Revealed Deluxe Vegas Villas Vgs Insdrs 59 48 Las Vegas: F.A.Q. 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Austin 642 710 Crush goes back to 1975 to rescue his captive father. (11:30) Head of State Tinker Tailor REAL Sports With Bryant 500 600 (2003) Chris Rock. Soldier Spy Gumbel (10:45) On(:45) Barry Munday (2010) Patrick Wilson. A slacker has to learn 600 660 dine responsibility after he impregnates a stranger. (11:05) Angie (1994) Geena Edges of the Lord (2001) Haley Joel Osment, 620 690 Davis, Stephen Rea. Willem Dafoe, Liam Hess. Premiere. (:20) Dying Young (1991, Drama) Julia Roberts. A terminally ill (:20) Sleeping With the Enemy (1991) Julia Mona Lisa millionaire falls in love with his nurse. Roberts, Patrick Bergin. Smile Beavis and Butt-head Do America (1996, Amelia (2009, Biography) Hilary Swank, Richard Gere. The story of Dinner for Comedy) Voices of Mike Judge. famed aviatrix Amelia Earhart. Schmucks Rebirth (2011) iTV. The lives of ve people evolve in the (:15) The Craft (1996) Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk. iTV. 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5 p.m. on WE Texas Multi Mamas Its the Real Busy Housewives of Texas. This new series follows several Lone Star State moms who are raising twins, triplets and quadruplets. Candace, Casey, Suz, Tonia, Teryn and Stephanie met via a support group for parents of multiples, and theyve become friends, but as with those Housewives shows, theres plenty of drama to go around. 8 p.m. on KPIC NCIS After a suicide bomber tries to assassinate the Belgravian defense minister, the team is forced to protect his daughter (guest star Elena Satine), who is studying in the U.S. and who has a crush on McGee (Sean Murray). Gibbs (Mark Harmon) looks into the death of a Marine in the bombing in Defiance. Lorraine Toussaint also guest stars. 8 p.m. on KEZI Last Man Standing The Outdoor Man softball team holds a vote on allowing women to play in this episode. As Mandy (Molly Ephraim) begins applying to colleges with a little help from Kristin (Alexandra Krosney), her parents (Tim Allen, Nancy Travis) have very different ideas about where she should go. Kaitlyn Dever also stars in Co-Ed Softball. 9 p.m. on KPIC The 34th Annual Kennedy Center Honors Receiving honors for their distinguished careers during this years gala celebrations are singer-songwriter Neil Diamond, actress Meryl Streep, cellist Yo-Yo Ma, saxophonist Sonny Rollins and Broadway legend Barbara Cook. As usual, the honorees will be seated with President and Mrs. Obama as they are saluted by some of the worlds finest performers. Caroline Kennedy hosts. 9 p.m. on LIFE Americas Supernanny In this new episode, a pastor is spending more time ministering to his congregation than taking care of his own family, leaving his wife to shoulder the responsibility of bringing up four children. One of those kids has special needs and takes up most of her attention, leaving little for his three siblings. Deborah steps in to show Dad how much his flock at home needs him in Fitzgerald Family. 9 p.m. on TLC What Not to Wear In this new episode, Stacy and Clinton go to battle with Christine, an Army veteran who never buys new clothes for herself because shed rather spend her time and money on her family and charitable causes. Obviously shes a caring soul; now she just has to learn that theres nothing wrong with showing herself a little love as well. And why not start with some flattering new outfits?
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Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage Storage (12:01) Stor23 Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Wars Texas Wars Texas Wars Wars age Wars Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) Johnny Depp. The 700 Club Whose Line 40 32 (:00) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (5:30) Patch Adams (1999) Robin The Polar Express (2004, Fantasy) Voices of Tom The Polar Express (2004, Fantasy) Voices of Tom The Sand68 24 Williams, Daniel London. Hanks, Michael Jeter, Nona Gaye. Hanks, Michael Jeter, Nona Gaye. lot Wild Russia Wild Russia Arctic Yellowstone: Battle for Life Wild Russia Arctic Yellowstone 49 47 Planet Tabathas Salon Take Tabathas Salon Take Tabathas Salon Take Tabathas Salon Take Salon 62 46 Housewives Tabathas Salon Take 60 Min. American Greed Mad Money 60 Minutes on CNBC Biography on CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 65 Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Anderson Cooper 360 Piers 35 35 Piers 30 Rock 30 Rock South Park Futurama Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Tosh.0 Work. Work. Tosh.0 64 98 Sunny Seinfeld Seinfeld Keith (2008, Drama) Elisabeth Harnois. Cops Til Death King South Park South Park 12 14 King (:00) Dirty Dirty Jobs Mike goes to work Best in the Best in the Dirty Jobs The millennium seed Swamp Loggers The Tipping Dirty Jobs The millennium seed Swamp 34 30 Jobs at a bowling center. Business Business project. (N) Point (N) project. Loggers Good Luck Jessie Austin & WizardsThe Adventures of Sharkboy and Wizards(:35) Jessie Austin & WizardsWizards37 21 Charlie Ally Place Lavagirl (2005) Taylor Lautner. Place Ally Place Place E! News (N) Fashion Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Sex-City Chelsea Lat E! News 57 25 Vanished (5:00) College Football Belk Bowl -- Louisville vs. North SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) College 28 31 Carolina State. From Charlotte, N.C. (N) (Live) Football SportsNation NFL Live (N) NBA NFL Films College Football: Little Caesars Bowl 27 49 College Basketball The OReilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren Chopped Champions Chopped Champions Chopped Champions Chopped Champions Chopped Chard & True Chopped 72 50 Chopped Two Men Zombieland (2009) Woody Harrelson. Zombieland (2009) Woody Harrelson. Aliens vs 31 45 How I Met Two Men (5:00) Kiss Hoffa (1992, Biography) Jack Nicholson, Danny DeVito. Corruption taints Kiss of Death (1995) David Caruso. An ex-con agrees The Name of the 44 of Death Teamsters union boss Jimmy Hoffa. to help dismantle a stolen car operation. Rose (1986) Hunters Intl House First Place My House Property Property House Hunters Intl House Hunters Intl Property 50 43 First Place MonsterQuest Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Bigfoot: The Denitive Guide Modern Marvels Pawn Stars 41 34 Monster (:00) The Three Gifts (2009) All I Want for Christmas (2007) Gail OGrady. Debbie Macombers Mrs. Miracle (2009) Three Gift 87 Criminal Minds Valhalla Criminal Minds Lauren Criminal Minds Flashpoint (N) Flashpoint (N) Criminal 15 20 Criminal Americas Supernanny Americas Supernanny One Born Every Minute One Born Every Minute Supernanny 23 29 Supernanny Americas Supernanny The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word Teen Mom 2 Curveball Teen Mom 2 Teen Mom 2 (N) Teen Mom 2 True Life 26 17 70s Show True Life CIA Last Days of bin Laden CIA Condential CIA Condential Last Days of bin Laden Border Wars Disaster 73 Ninjas SpongeBob My Wife My Wife 70s Show 70s Show George George Friends Friends Friends 71 39 Ninjas (:00) Movie Tori & Dean: Home Tori & Dean: Home Tori & Dean: sTORIbook Movie 61 The Game World Poker Tour: Sonic Generations of Skate The Game Football Mark Few Seahawks The Dan Patrick Show Boxing 38 99 365 Season 9 365 Preview Show All Access Wrecked Wrecked Stuntbust. Stuntbust. Dumbest Dumbest Wrecked Wrecked Pimp, Ride Pass Time MotoGP 58 53 Dumbest Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction 69 38 Auction Friday the 13th (2009) Jared Padalecki. Halloween (2007, Horror) Malcolm McDowell. My Bloody Valentine 43 40 Boogey 2 The King of Seinfeld Seinfeld Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan Justin Timberlake; Jon The Ofce 33 10 Queens Theory Theory Theory Theory Theory Theory Ronson. (5:00) Close Encounters of Earth vs. the Flying Saucers (1956) The Man From Planet (:15) Daleks: Invasion Earth 2150 (:45) U.F.O. (1956, 51 26 the Third Kind (1977) Hugh Marlowe. X (1951) A.D. (1966) Peter Cushing. Documentary) What Not to Wear Ariel What Not to Wear What Not to Wear (N) All-Stars All-Stars What Not to Wear Not to Wear 42 41 Extreme NBA Basketball Utah Jazz at Los Angeles Lakers. (N) Inside the NBA (N) Bones Bones 36 42 NBA Basketball Johnny T Looney Looney Gumball King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy China, IL 63 33 Johnny T Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Hidden City (N) Off Limits Arizona Mysteries 59 48 Vgs Insdrs Sinful Vegas Hot Spots M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Cleveland The Exes King King King 53 28 M*A*S*H (5:00) Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007, Action) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Pirates of the Caribbean: 45 15 Mans Chest (2006) Knightley. Jack Sparrows friends join forces to save him. Dead Man NHL Live NHL Overtime (N) (Live) NBC Sports Talk Adventure Adventure Adventure NHL Overtime Paid Prog. 47 422 Hockey Texas Multi Mamas Gold Girls Gold Girls Ghost Whisperer Raising Sextuplets Sextuplets 185 120 Texas- Ma. Texas Multi Mamas How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama South Park South Park 14 24 (:00) Mona Lisa Smile (2003) Julia 642 710 Roberts, Kirsten Dunst. (:00) Dinner for Schmucks (2010, 500 600 Comedy) Steve Carell. (:00) The Italian Job (2003) Mark 600 660 Wahlberg, Charlize Theron. iTV. (:20) Nowhere Boy (2009, Drama) 620 690 Aaron Johnson. My Best Friends Wedding (1997) (:45) Conspiracy Theory (1997) Mel Gibson, Julia Roberts. A paranoid Austin Julia Roberts. cabbies rantings make him a CIA target. Powers REAL Sports With Bryant Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Tinker Tailor Boxings Best of 2011 Boxings Gumbel Rules (2011) Zachary Gordon. (N) Best Shameless Daddyz Girl Shameless Father Frank, Full Ondine (2009, Drama) Colin Farrell, (:45) The Boys of 2nd Fiona nds a new friend. of Grace Alicja Bachleda. iTV. Street Park Scream (1996) Neve Campbell. A psychopath stalks the Scream 2 (1997, Horror) David Arquette, Neve Push teens of a sleepy California town. Campbell, Courteney Cox. (2009)
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River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked River Monsters: Unhooked Monsters 49 47 River Monsters: Unhooked Top Chef Fit for a King Top Chef Island Fever Top Chef Last Supper Top Chef Finale The Voice Top Chef: Texas Top Chef 62 46 Top Chef Closing Bell (N) Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Biography on CNBC 60 Minutes on 65 The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) Balls of Fury (2007, Comedy) Dan Fogler. Com. Central (:24) Futurama Futurama (:28) Futurama Always Sunny South Park Scrubs 64 98 Barbershop 2: Back TBA TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Lifechangers Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns 70s Show 70s Show Til Death 12 14 TBA American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper: Senior vs. Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns Sons of Guns 34 30 Junior Judgement Day Junior Offer Denied Master Key Double M16 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Jessie Used Jessie Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Shake It Up! 37 21 (2005) Taylor Lautner. Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Karma Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Sex & the City Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Kourt & Kim 57 25 E! News Outside/Lines NFL Live (N) (Live) College Football Military Bowl -- Air Force vs. Toledo. From Washington, D.C. (N) (Live) College Football Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl 28 31 First Report -- California vs. Texas. (N) (Live) Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsNation NFL32 (N) (Live) College Basketball Georgetown at Louisville. (N) (Live) Basketball 27 49 1st and 10 (N) Numbers Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The OReilly Factor (N) Hannity (N) 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Contessa Giada-Home Secrets Dollar Dinners Cook for Real Minute Meals Contessa Giada-Home Best Dishes Home Cooking Chopped 72 50 Home Cooking Down Home The Corruptor (1999, Action) Chow Yun-Fat, Mark Wahlberg. Dragonball: Evolution (2009, Action) Justin Chatwin. Two/Half Men 31 45 (11:00) Death Sentence (2007) (10:30) How to Steal a MilAn Affair to Remember (1957) Cary Grant, Deborah Kerr. A sea Harry and Tonto (1974) Art Carney, Ellen Burstyn. A 72-year-old Grand Canyon (1991, Drama) Danny Glover, 44 lion (1966, Comedy) cruise unites a playboy and an ex-nightclub singer. man makes a cross-country trip with his cat. Kevin Kline, Steve Martin. Hunters Intl Novogratz Novogratz Antonio Antonio Antonio Candice Tells Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. Income Prop. 50 43 House Ancient Aliens Ancient Aliens Ancient Aliens Ancient Aliens Ancient Aliens 41 34 Ancient Aliens Possible evidence of alien visitors. Mad Hungry Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show Little House on the Prairie The Case for Christmas (2011, Fantasy) Dean Cain. Christmas 87 Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisp. 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program George Lopez George Lopez Dr. Dolittle 3 (2006) John Amos, Kyla Pratt. While You Were Sleeping (1995) Sandra Bullock. Julie & Julia (2009) Meryl Streep. 23 29 Old Christine Old Christine Dan in Real Life (2007) Steve Carell. The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) Teen Mom 2 Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show 26 17 Parent Control Parent Control Teen Mom 2 Intensive Care Explorer Alternative Gospels. Pricing the Priceless Pricing The Priceless Pricing The Priceless Border Wars Inside the Iraq War 73 SpongeBob Kung Fu The Penguins Winx Club SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob iCarly iCarly iCarly iCarly iCarly 71 39 SpongeBob Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne Roseanne 28 Days (2000) 61 The Joy of Hawg Quest Bowhunter TV Petersens The Dan Patrick Show (N) Barclays Premier League World Poker Tour: Season 9 Beavers All Mark Few College Bas38 99 Fishing Hunting Review Show Access (N) Show ketball Monster Jam Hot Rod TV Gearz Pimp My Ride Pimp My Ride Pass Time Pass Time Dumbest Stuff Dumbest Stuff Pimp My Ride 58 53 Guys Garage On the Edge (1:56) Rambo III (1988) Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna. (:45) Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985, Action) 69 38 (11:11) Punisher: War Zone (2008) Ray Stevenson. Friday the 13th (2009, Horror) Jared Padalecki. House of Wax (2005, Horror) Elisha Cuthbert. 43 40 Halloween (2007) Malcolm McDowell, Scout Taylor-Compton. Yes, Dear Yes, Dear American Dad My Name Is EverybodyEverybodyEverybodyEverybodyFriends Friends Friends Friends The King of 33 10 Son of Stan Earl Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens (:15) Dr. Kildares Wedding Day (1941, (:45) The People vs. Dr. Kildare (1941, (:15) Dr. Kildares Victory (1942) Lew Ayres. The dedicated doctor The Paleface (1948, Western) Bob Hope, Jane 51 26 Drama) Lew Ayres, Lionel Barrymore. Drama) Lew Ayres, Lionel Barrymore. ghts ambulance zoning regulations. Russell, Robert Armstrong. Island Medium Island Medium Island Medium Island Medium Toddlers & Tiaras Toddlers & Tiaras Toddler-Tiara 42 41 Island Medium Island Medium Long Island Medium Las Vegas Las Vegas The Closer In Custody Law & Order Aftershock Law & Order Born Again Law & Order 36 42 Smallville Kent Scooby Doo! Legend of the Phantosaur Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Advent. Time Regular Show MAD Wrld, Gumball 63 33 Looney Tunes Man v. Food Man v. Food Miami Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food Man v. Food 59 48 Man v. Food Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza The Last Vote Bonanza M*A*S*H 53 28 Andy Grifth Andy Grifth Bonanza (10:30) Juno Sex and the City (2008, Romance-Comedy) Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Chris Noth. Time brings many The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) Johnny Knoxville. The Duke cousins try Hes Just Not That Into You 45 15 (2007) changes for Carrie and her gal pals. to foil a scheme by Boss Hogg. (2009) Ben Afeck. Adventure World of Adventure Sports Motorsports Hour Sports Talk NHL Live (N) (Live) NHL Hockey New York Rangers at Washington Capitals. 47 422 Adventure Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Charmed A Call to Arms Charmed Youve Got Mail (1998) Tom Hanks. 185 120 Braxton Family Values Walker, Texas Ranger Cheers Cheers Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock 30 Rock Amer. Funniest Home Videos Amer. Funniest Home Videos Funny Videos 14 (:15) Anaconda (1997) Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube. A huge snake stalks a (1:50) The Fan (1996) Robert De Niro. A slumping baseball star is 642 710 lm crew in the Brazilian jungle. stalked by a psychotic admirer. Despicable Me (2010, Comedy) Voices of Steve Bought a Zoo The Lovely Bones (2009) Mark Wahlberg. A young murder victim 500 600 Carell, Jason Segel. watches over her family from heaven. (11:15) Falling Up (2009) Joseph Cairo Time (2009, Drama) Patricia Clarkson, The Eclipse (2009, Drama) Ciarn Hinds, Aidan 600 660 Cross. iTV. Alexander Siddig. iTV. 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8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Up All Night Blythe Danner (Meet the Parents) guest stars as Reagans (Christina Applegate) mom, whose help she seeks in making Amys first Christmas memorable. Chris (Will Arnett) braves the mall in his quest to find Reagan the perfect present. Ava (Maya Rudolph) worries about the state of her relationship with Kevin (Jason Lee) when he opts to spend the holiday with his ex-wife in First Christmas. 8 p.m. on KEZI The Middle Sues (Eden Sher) Halloween costume fails to get any attention from the guys at a school party, so she asks Mike (Neil Flynn) for advice on what boys want. Frankie (Patricia Heaton) takes Brick (Atticus Shaffer) and his remedial social skills group trick-or-treating. Axl (Charlie McDermott) plans an evening of trickery with his friends in Halloween II. 8 p.m. on CW Movie: According to Greta Hilary Duff plays this 2009 melodramas title character, a rebellious, suicidal teen whos sent to spend the summer with her grandparents (Ellen Burstyn, Michael Murphy) in a small, dull New Jersey town. Needless to say, she hates it at first, but the waitress job she takes to pass the time leads to romance with a young line cook (Evan Ross, ATL). Melissa Leo (The Fighter) also stars. 8 p.m. on USA Movie: Funny People This lengthy but enjoyable story is about comedians, but not all of the content is humorous. Adam Sandler plays a comedy star who learns he has only a limited time left to live, so he makes an admirer (Seth Rogen) his assistant and protege. The supporting cast includes Leslie Mann, Eric Bana, Jonah Hill (Superbad), Jason Schwartzman (Bored to Death), and, as themselves, comics Ray Romano, Paul Reiser, Norm Macdonald and Sarah Silverman. 8:30 p.m. on KEZI Suburgatory Tessa (Jane Levy) blames herself for Georges (Jeremy Sisto) breakup with his girlfriend, Zoe (Gloria Votsis), and resolves to get them back together. George, however, has decided hes through with city women and wants to find a suburban sweetie. He throws a tree-trimming party that culminates in an encounter under the mistletoe with a special someone in The Nutcracker. 9 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Harrys Law Harry and Adam (Kathy Bates, Nate Corddry) team up to defend a former prosecutor (Paul McCrane, ER) against charges of aiding and abetting a kidnapper. D.A. Roseanna Remmick (Jean Smart), Harrys nemesis, is determined to win this one and put Harrys client in prison. Tommy (Christopher McDonald) ropes Cassie (Karen Olivo) into a dubious divorce matter in The Rematch.
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Dog Bounty Dog the Bounty Hunter Dog Bounty Dog Bounty Dog Bounty Dog Bounty Dog the Bounty Hunter The Dog Bounty Dog Bounty Dog Bounty 23 Hunter Midnight Run Hunter Hunter Hunter Hunter Comeback Kid Hunter Hunter Hunter Casper (1995) Christina Ricci, Bill Pullman. Elf (2003, Comedy) Will Ferrell. Premiere. The 700 Club Whose Line 40 32 Videos (5:00) Oceans Twelve (2004) The Polar Express (2004, Fantasy) Voices of Tom The Polar Express (2004, Fantasy) Voices of Tom Welcome68 24 George Clooney, Brad Pitt. Hanks, Michael Jeter, Nona Gaye. Hanks, Michael Jeter, Nona Gaye. Moos. River Monsters River Monsters River Monsters River Monsters River Monsters Tribal 49 47 Monsters Top Chef: Texas Top Chef: Texas Top Chef: Texas Top Chef: Texas Top Chef: Texas Housewives 62 46 Top Chef 60 Min. American Greed Mad Money 60 Minutes on CNBC Biography on CNBC Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 65 Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Anderson Cooper 360 Piers 35 35 Piers 30 Rock 30 Rock Chappelles Chappelles Chappelles Chappelles Chappelles Chappelles Louis C.K.: Hilarious Balls 64 98 Tosh.0 Seinfeld Seinfeld According to Greta (2009, Drama) Hilary Duff. Cops Til Death King South Park South Park 12 14 King (:00) Sons of Sons of Guns Honey, I Blew Sons of Guns Flamethrower Sons of Guns Boys and Their Moonshiners Tim risks moving Sons of Guns Boys and Their Moonshin34 30 Guns Up the USS Kidd! Cannon Maxim Toys (N) his still site. (N) Maxim Toys ers Good Luck Jessie Austin & So Random! Good Luck Shake It Phineas and WizardsJessie Austin & So Random! Wizards37 21 Charlie Ally Charlie Up! Ferb Place Ally Place Sex-City Sex-City Kardashian The Soup After Lately Chelsea Lat E! News 57 25 Kourt & Kim E! News (N) (5:00) College Football Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) College 28 31 -- California vs. Texas. From San Diego. Football NFL Live (N) NBA College Football: Military Bowl SportCenter 27 49 (:00) College Basketball Baylor vs. Mississippi State. The OReilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren Chopped All-Stars Chopped All-Stars Chopped All-Stars Chopped All-Stars Restaurant: Impossible Chopped 72 50 Chopped Two Men Two Men The Waterboy (1998) Adam Sandler. The Waterboy (1998) Adam Sandler. Kiss 31 45 Two Men (5:00) Grand CanCourage Under Fire (1996, Drama) Denzel Washing- Grand Canyon (1991, Drama) Danny Glover, Kevin Kline, Steve Martin. Courage 44 yon (1991) ton, Meg Ryan, Lou Diamond Phillips. A white lawyer befriends a black tow-truck driver. Under Fire Hunters Intl House House Income Income Kitchen Property Brothers Property Brothers Income 50 43 Income Ancient Aliens Ancient Aliens Brad Meltzers Decoded Brad Meltzers Decoded Aliens 41 34 (:00) Ancient Aliens The Visitors (:00) Christmas Magic (2011) A Dog Named Christmas (2009) Noel Fisher Debbie Macombers Call Me Mrs. Miracle (2010) Fallen Agl 87 Top Gun (1986, Adventure) Tom Cruise. Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Without 15 20 Whisperer Ghost Whisperer The Holiday (2006) Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law. How I Met How I Met The Holiday 23 29 (5:00) Julie & Julia (2009) The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word Teen Mom 2 Teen Mom 2 True Life (N) Jackass 3.5 (2011, Comedy) 26 17 70s Show Teen Mom 2 Curveball Iraq War Saddams Reign, Terror Inside the Iraq War Saddams Reign, Terror Border Wars Disaster 73 iCarly SpongeBob My Wife My Wife 70s Show 70s Show George George Friends Friends Friends 71 39 iCarly (5:30) 28 Days Kiss the Girls (1997) Morgan Freeman, Ashley Judd. Snapped Snapped Kiss Girls 61 (:00) College Basketball Portland at Cougars All Huskies All Beavers All Mark Few Seahawks Seahawks The Dan Patrick Show College 38 99 Gonzaga. (N) (Live) Access (N) Access (N) Access Show Press Pass All Access Basketball My Ride Dumbest Dumbest Pimp, Ride Pimp, Ride My Ride My Ride Pimp, Ride Pass Time Continental 58 53 Pimp, Ride My Ride (:01) Rambo (2008) Sylvester Stallone, Julie Benz. (:17) Rambo (2008) Sylvester Stallone. Rambo Part II 69 38 Rambo II Ghost Hunters Ghost Hunters Ghost Hunters Ghost Hunters The Postman (1997, Drama) 43 40 House The King of Seinfeld The Seinfeld The Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Conan Harrison Ford; Marisa The Ofce 33 10 Queens Keys Slicer Theory Theory Miller; Pitbull. Fire (5:00) The The In-Laws (1979, Comedy) Peter Falk. A dentist lands Private Screenings: Sidney Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958, Drama) Elizabeth Bad Day51 26 Paleface in a hot spot with a future in-law. Lumet Taylor, Paul Newman. (DVS) Rock Toddlers & Tiaras Toddlers & Tiaras Extreme Cheapskates Toddlers & Tiaras (N) Extreme Cheapskates Toddler 42 41 Toddler Law & Order Refuge The Mentalist The Mentalist Leverage Rizzoli & Isles Southland 36 42 Law Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003) King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy China, IL 63 33 Johnny T Travel Man, Food Man, Food Cght-Cmra Cght-Cmra Fast Foods Gone Global Man, Food 59 48 Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Travel M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Cleveland The Exes King King King 53 28 M*A*S*H (5:30) Hes Just Not That Into You Funny People (2009, Comedy-Drama) Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, Leslie Mann. Premiere. Hes Just Not That Into You (2009) 45 15 (2009) Ben Afeck. A gravely ill comic mentors a struggling performer. Ben Afeck. NFL Turning Point (N) NFL Turning Point (N) NHL Overtime (N) (Live) Sports Talk Sports Talk NHL Overtime Paid Prog. 47 422 Hockey Ghost Whisperer Amazing Wedding Cakes Wedding 185 120 (5:00) Youve Got Mail Youve Got Mail (1998) Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan. Videos WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama South Park South Park 14 24 (5:40) Hulk (2003, Fantasy) Eric Bana, The Take Freddie is caught in (8:50) Anaconda (1997, Suspense) (:20) Tightrope (1984, Suspense) Clint Eastwood, 642 710 Jennifer Connelly. the cross hairs. Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube. Genevive Bujold, Dan Hedaya. (:00) Shattered Making: Despicable Me (2010) Voices of Steve Bought a 24/7 Flyers/Rangers: 24/7 Flyers/Rangers: Boxings 500 600 Glass (2003) Eagle Carell, Jason Segel. Zoo Road to the NHL Road to the NHL Best (5:30) The Switch (:20) Faster (2010) Dwayne Johnson, Inside the NFL (iTV) (N) Felipe Esparza: Not Going Inside the NFL (iTV) The Me600 660 (2010) Billy Bob Thornton. iTV. to Laugh chanic (:00) How to Lose a Guy in 10 The Extra Man (2010, Comedy) Kevin Kline, Paul Dano, The Boys and Girls Guide to Getting (:35) Paper Man 620 690 Days (2003) Kate Hudson. John C. Reilly. Down (2006, Comedy) (2009) Jeff Daniels.
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CBS Evening News (N) News/Pelley Uptown Girls (2003, Comedy) Brittany Murphy, Dakota Fanning, Marley Shelton. News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) News (N) The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly BusiCompany Ruffman ness Report News (N) ABC World KEZI 9 News at News 6pm (N) My Name Is The 700 Club Earl Central Study Hour The Ofce Pilot KMTR NewsSource at 5pm The Electric Company Family Guy News King of the Hill NBC Nightly News (N) Fetch! With Ruff J. Birds Blue Ruffman World
Beyond Scared Straight Teens visit Beyond Scared Straight St. Clair The First 48 A man is shot in broad The First 48 Dead Sleep; Tag Team The First 48 A young man is killed in The First 48 A clerk is shot; a 9-year- The First 48 23 the morgue. County, Ill. daylight. A brutal beating death. an apartment. old is killed. Simple Rules 70s Show Grounded Life 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing Grounded Life Grounded Life My Wife-Kids My Wife-Kids Simple Rules Flight of the Phoenix (2004, Adventure) Dennis Quaid, Giovanni Ribisi. Plane-crash The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976, Western) Clint Eastwood, Chief Dan George, Sondra Locke. A Confederate The Quick and the Dead 68 24 survivors endure hardships in the Gobi desert. soldier vows to avenge his familys murder. (1995) Swamp Wars Swamp Wars Swamp Wars Rattlesnake Republic Rocky Mountain Gators Super Snake 49 47 Swamp Wars Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives 62 46 Housewives/NYC Closing Bell (N) Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Biography on CNBC Sears 60 Minutes on 65 The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) Com. Central (:24) Futurama Futurama (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny Always Sunny Scrubs 64 98 (10:30) The Heartbreak Kid Lets Go to Prison (2006, Comedy) Dax Shepard. TBA TBA TBA The Steve Wilkos Show Lifechangers Lifechangers Meet, Browns Meet, Browns 70s Show 70s Show Til Death 12 14 TBA Man vs. Wild Belize Jungles of Man vs. Wild Texas Diamondback Man vs. Wild Bear goes to the Man vs. Wild Australias Northern Man, Woman, Wild Stranded in the Man, Woman, Wild Ruth and Mykel Man, Woman, 34 30 Belize. rattlesnake. Canadian Rockies. Territory. path of a volcano. are stranded at sea. Wild So Random! Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Jessie Jessie A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Shake It Up! 37 21 sciANTs fair Ferb Ferb Ferb Ferb Doctor It Up Kourtney and Kim Kourtney and Kim Scouted Cheyann & Gina The E! True Hollywood Story Kardashian E! Special 57 25 E! News Outside/Lines College Foot- NFL Live (N) (Live) College Foot- College Football Champs Sports Bowl -- Florida State vs. Notre Dame. From Orlando, Fla. (N) (Live) College 28 31 First Report ball Live (N) ball Live (N) Football Dan Le Batard Rome/Burning SportsCenter NFL32 (N) (Live) College Basketball Florida at Rutgers. (N) (Live) Basketball 27 49 1st and 10 (N) Numbers Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The OReilly Factor (N) Hannity (N) 32 27 Studio B With Shepard Smith Down Home Contessa Giada-Home Secrets Dollar Dinners Cook for Real Minute Meals Contessa Giada-Home Best Dishes Home Cooking Chopped Cha. 72 50 Best Dishes Dragonball: Evolution (2009, Action) Justin Chatwin. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009, Action) How I Met 31 45 (11:30) Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) (11:00) An Affair to Remem- Bedazzled (1967) Peter Cook, Dudley Moore. A depressed cook Unfaithfully Yours (1984, Comedy) Dudley Moore. A conductor Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993, Comedy) 44 ber (1957) Cary Grant. makes a diabolical deal with the devil. plans to murder his supposedly unfaithful wife. Cary Elwes, Richard Lewis. Hunters Intl Dinas Party Dinas Party Design/Dime Design/Dime Genevieve Genevieve For Rent For Rent For Rent For Rent For Rent 50 43 House Vietnam in HD Operation Rolling Thunder launches. Vietnam in HD The massive Tet Offensive. Vietnam in HD 41 34 Vietnam in HD Troop withdrawals begin; Mekong Delta. Mad Hungry Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show Little House on the Prairie Christmas Comes Home to Canaan (2011) Billy Ray Cyrus. Fallen Angel 87 Monk Monk A radio shock-jock. Monk 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program George Lopez Lethal Weapon 3 (1992, Action) Mel Gibson, Danny Glover. A Woman Scorned: The Betty Broderick Story Her Final Fury: Betty Broderick, the Last Chapter Dead at 17 23 29 To Have and to Hold (2006) Justine Bateman. The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow 54 44 Martin Bashir (N) True Life True Life Teen Mom 2 Intensive Care Teen Mom 2 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show 26 17 True Life Humiliating parents. Jesus: The Preacher Viking Apocalypse Behind the Lost Ark The Truth Behind Atlantis Border Wars Witness: Tornado Witness: Dis 73 SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob Winx Club Odd Parents iCarly iCarly iCarly iCarly iCarly 71 39 SpongeBob Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Law Order: CI 61 Soccer From May 22, 2010. (N) The Dan Patrick Show (N) Seahawks Graham The I7 (N) Cougars All Beavers All Huskies All College Bas38 99 Press Pass Bensinger Access Access Access ketball Monster Jam Hot Rod TV Gearz Pimp My Ride Pimp My Ride Pumped (N) Pumped Pimp My Ride Pimp My Ride Wrecked 58 53 Chop-Rebuild On the Edge (1:54) GoodFellas (1990) Robert De Niro. An Irish-Italian hood joins the 1950s New York Maa. (:42) A Bronx Tale 69 38 (11:10) Crimson Tide (1995) Denzel Washington. V Resistance blows up resort. V The Overlord V The Dissident V Clone of Elizabeth escapes. 100 Feet (2008) Famke Janssen. 43 40 V The Sanction Yes, Dear Yes, Dear American Dad My Name Is EverybodyEverybodyEverybodyEverybodyFriends Friends Friends Friends The King of 33 10 Earl Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond Queens Thats Enter- Thats Entertainment, Part 2 (1976, Documentary) Fred Astaire, (:45) Thats Entertainment! III (1994, Documentary) June Allyson, Cyd Charisse, Lena The Great Ziegfeld (1936, Musical) William 51 26 tainment! Gene Kelly, Spencer Tracy. Horne. Clips from more than 100 MGM musicals. Powell, Luise Rainer, Myrna Loy. D.U.I. NY Ink NY Ink The Gloves Are Off NY Ink Dis-Appointment NY Ink NY Ink Out of the Box NY Ink 42 41 D.U.I. Las Vegas Las Vegas The Closer Layover Law & Order (DVS) NBA Basketball: Mavericks at Thunder 36 42 Smallville Booster Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003) Jenna Elfman Wrld, Gumball Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Advent. Time Regular Show MAD Wrld, Gumball 63 33 Looney Tunes Dynamo Magician Impossible The Layover Montreal The Layover Singapore The Layover Rome The Layover New York The Layover 59 48 Dynamo Magician Impossible Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza Bonanza Erin (:12) M*A*S*H 53 28 Andy Grifth Andy Grifth Bonanza Sound of Drums Burn Notice The Hunter An opera- Burn Notice A boys family is Burn Notice Barry enlists Michaels Burn Notice Long Way Back A man Burn Notice A Dark Road Violent Burn Notice Michael hunts down a Burn Notice 45 15 tive hunts Michael. terrorized. help. from Fionas past. con men. child-predator. Skiing Motorsports Hour NBC Sports Talk (N) (Live) Optik Quests Optik Quests Winchester Winchester Countdown 47 422 Skiing Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Charmed Charmed Charrrmed! Braxton Family Values Braxton 185 120 Braxton Family Values Walker, Texas Ranger Cheers Cheers Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock 30 Rock Amer. Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met 14 (11:10) Enemy Mine A Home of Our Own (1993) Kathy Bates. A poor widow and her (2:50) The Hitman (1991, Action) Chuck Norris, Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Macaulay Culkin, (:15) Ed642 710 (1985) Dennis Quaid. family buy a run-down house in Idaho. Michael Parks. Joe Pesci, Daniel Stern. die (11:45) Red Riding Hood (2011) Amanda I Cant Do This Bend It Like Beckham (2002) Parminder Nagra. A teen hides her REAL Sports With Bryant 24/7 Flyers/Rangers: Road to The Adjust500 600 Seyfried, Gary Oldman. but I Can soccer-playing from her strict parents. Gumbel the NHL Winter Classic ment Bureau A Quiet Little Marriage (2008) Mary Elizabeth Nice Guy Johnny (2010, Comedy-Drama) Matt Bush, Bran Nue Dae (2009, Comedy) Rocky McKenzie, A Single Man (2009, Drama) Colin Firth. iTV. A gay man contem600 660 Ellis, Cy Carter. iTV. Kerry Bish, Anna Wood. iTV. Jessica Mauboy. iTV. plates suicide after his lovers death. (11:30) B-Girl (2009, Drama) Doom Runners (1997, Fantasy) Tim Curry, Lea Moonshine Highway (1996, Drama) Kyle (:15) Asunder (1998) Blair Underwood, Michael Beach. A man worms Capote 620 690 Julie Urich, Missy Yager. Moreno, Bradley Pierce. MacLachlan, Randy Quaid. his way into his best friends marriage. (2005)
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8 p.m. on KEZI Happy New Year, Charlie Brown Good grief! Who assigns elementary-school children War and Peace? Charlie Browns teacher, thats who. He has to read it over the Christmas break and write a report, but holiday distractions keep getting in the way. He ends up leaving a New Years party and sitting outside to read, but that doesnt end well. Chad Allen (Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman) provides the voice of Charlie Brown in this 1986 Peanuts special. 8:30 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Parks and Recreation Sing it with us: Its a small park after all ... . Leslie (Amy Poehler) creates a tourist attraction the tiniest park in Indiana and uses it to spend more time with Ben (Adam Scott). April and Ron (Aubrey Plaza, Nick Offerman) try to convince Andy (Chris Pratt) that he should further his education. Jerry and Tom (Jim OHeir, Aziz Ansari) are assigned to redo the department logo in Smallest Park. 8:31 p.m. on KPIC Rules of Engagement When Russells (David Spade) mother cuts off his trust fund, he moves in with Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) and discovers what life without money will be like. Speaking of money, Audrey (Megyn Price) has a plan to help Jeff (Patrick Warburton) get more of it by impressing his boss in The Big Picture. Oliver Hudson and Bianca Kajlich also star. 9 p.m. on KPIC Person of Interest The Machine is supposed to lead Finch and Reese (Michael Emerson, Jim Caviezel) to people who are about to be involved in crimes. So theyre not sure what to do when it points them to a teenager who was killed two years ago ... except perhaps to question its reliability. Taraji P. Henson also stars in Ghosts. 9 p.m. on KEZI Greys Anatomy The arrival of George OMalleys mom (Debra Monk) after a botched operation at another hospital sends the doctors on a trip down memory lane. The residents are in awe of a harvested heart that continues to beat on its own. Alex (Justin Chambers) feels threatened by a new pediatric fellow. Jacksons (Jesse Williams) suspicions about Mark and Lexie (Eric Dane, Chyler Leigh) interfere with his work in HeartShaped Box. 10 p.m. on TLC Hook, Line and Sisters In the tradition of Deadliest Catch, Swords: Life on the Line, Big Shrimpin and similar shows, this new series profiles the Andersons, who make their living deepsea fishing off the coast of Alaska. The sisters of the title are the Andersons 20-something daughters, Sierra, who holds her own in the male-dominated fishing industry, and Memry, whos not quite as into it.
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Paid Prog. 65 Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Anderson Cooper 360 Piers 35 35 Piers 30 Rock 30 Rock Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Futurama Tommy Boy (1995) Chris Farley. 64 98 Sunny Seinfeld Seinfeld The Vampire Diaries The Secret Circle Pilot Cops Til Death King South Park South Park 12 14 King Man, Dual Survival How lost hunt- Dual Survival Road to Man, Woman, Wild Bears Alaska: The Last Frontier Man, Woman, Wild Bears Last Frontier 34 30 Woman ers can survive. Nowhere Kitchen (N) (Series Premiere) (N) Kitchen Good Luck Jessie Good Luck Shake It Bolt (2008, Comedy) Voices of John Phineas and WizardsGood Luck Shake It Wizards37 21 Charlie Charlie Up! Travolta, Miley Cyrus. Ferb Place Charlie Up! Place E! News (N) The Soup Knocked Up (2007) Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl. Chelsea Lat E! News 57 25 E! Special (:00) College Football Valero Alamo Bowl -- Baylor vs. Washington. From San Antonio. 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Selling NY House Hunters Intl House Hunters Intl Selling L.A. 50 43 For Rent Hunters Intl House American Pickers Swamp People Big Shrimpin (N) Top Gear Pickers 41 34 (:00) Vietnam in HD (:00) Fallen Angel (2003) A Princess for Christmas (2011) Katie McGrath. Mistletoe Over Manhattan (2011) Tricia Helfer. Wonderful 87 Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal 15 20 (:00) Monk Monk Betrayed at 17 (2011) Alexandra Paul. Obsessed (2009, Suspense) Idris Elba. Betrayed 23 29 (:00) Dead at 17 (2008, Drama) The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word Beavis Good Vibes Good Vibes Beavis Jersey 26 17 70s Show Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Beavis Witness: 2012: Armageddon Witness: Tornado Witness: Disaster in Ja 2012: Armageddon Border Wars Emergency 73 Parents Victorious SpongeBob SpongeBob 70s Show 70s Show George George Friends Friends Friends 71 39 iCarly Law CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law CI 61 (:00) College Basketball Oregon State at College Basketball UCLA at Stanford. (N) (Live) Seahawks Seahawks The Dan Patrick Show College 38 99 Washington. (N) (Live) All Access Press Pass Basketball Trucker Trucker Pimp, Ride Pimp, Ride Wrecked Wrecked Trucker Trucker Pimp, Ride Pass Time Gearz 58 53 Wrecked iMPACT Wrestling (N) UFC 141 Countdown (N) MANswers 69 38 (5:42) A Bronx Tale (1993, Drama) Robert De Niro. Dark Water (2005) Jennifer Connelly. Three Inches Pilot (N) House of Wax (2005, Horror) 43 40 100 Feet The King of Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan Shaquille ONeal; Brian The Ofce 33 10 Queens Theory Theory Theory Theory Posehn; Seether. The Fight (5:00) The Great Ziegfeld (1936, (:15) Love Crazy (1941) William Powell. An anniver- I Love You Again (1940) William (:45) Manhattan Melo51 26 Musical) William Powell. sary celebration takes an unexpected turn. Powell, Myrna Loy. drama (1934) NY Ink NY Ink Kings of NY Hook, Line and Sisters NY Ink Kings of NY Hook, Line 42 41 (:00) NY Ink NY Ink NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Los Angeles Lakers. (N) Inside the NBA (N) Bones Bones 36 42 NBA Basketball Johnny T Adventure Regular MAD King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy China, IL 63 33 Johnny T The Layover Miami Travel Travel Bizarre Foods/Zimmern No Reservation The Layover Montreal Bizarre 59 48 Layover M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. 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An oil-rig The Take Freddie is caught in (:20) The Hitman crew must search for a sunken nuclear sub. the cross hairs. (1991) Chuck Norris. True Blood Shes Not There True Blood You Smell Like True Blood Sookie makes a Boxings Best of 2011 24/7 Flyers Dinner deal with Eric. (N) Love, Wedding, Marriage (2011) Ceremony (2010) Michael Angarano, Penn & Teller Beach Heat: 3 BackMandy Moore, Kellan Lutz. iTV. Uma Thurman. iTV Premiere. Miami yards iTV. King of the Avenue (2010, Horror) Ving Super (2010, Action) Rainn Wilson, (:10) Pound of Flesh (2010) Malcolm Rhames, Simon Rex. Ellen Page, Liv Tyler. McDowell, Angus Macfadyen.
Ive never seen a more skilled ophthalmologist than Dr.Weston.

Retired Roseburg ophthalmologist John Unruh was back in the operating room recently, this time as a patient of Dr. Jon-Marc Weston. Ive observed cataract procedures all over the world, and Ive never seen a better surgeon, Unruh said. I now have perfect vision! When asked about operating on Unruh, Weston said, During his career, Unruh was the rst in Oregon to perform modern cataract surgery. It is now considered the standard of care, and it was an honor to restore his vision using the technology he pioneered.
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Three bands on tap at area shows

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Jacoby offers diverse lineup

Flashbak hosts holiday party

UACT auditioning for spring show

Candles and carols add holiday glow

Wolf Creek author to sign books

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UVAA invites artists for exhibit

Penn, Giamatti and McDormand join Sundance

Arts festival seeks vendors

Shopping offered at arts center

Exhibit on the map at county museum

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