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29 AES - Is it just me 3 or does the OC look a little too happy to be sat on Santas knee
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11 Field Sqn - Looks 25 like the Ops room was the place to be at Christmas Photo competition 31 Get your photos in quick to be within a chance of winning a Fujifilm s3300 Camera Happy New Year from 32 Baby Hector
The Toejam Times An insight into the life of the Christmas Crinch
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At 37 Armoured Engineer Squadron the OC and Sergeant Major headed up to see the men in Patrol Base Clifton where the Danes are based. There they had a special Danish Christmas what makes this special Im not quite sure, but they seemed to have a good time nonetheless. Those from 37 left in Camp Bastion spent Christmas making their own special recording of Feed the World followed by lots of Feed the Squadron as they tucked into a three course Christmas dinner, followed by pizza and films in the afternoon. 29 Armoured Engineer Squadron woke everyone up with hot chocolate and muffins. They spent the morning holding a sports competition with football, table tennis and darts. Then Father Christmas paid them all a visit and dished out gifts. Apparently it was Cpl Davies dressed up, although we arent meant to tell the Sergeant Major as he still believes in Santa. 11 Field Squadron were working hard building Check Points and roads as they were involved in an Afghan National Army Operation. The Afghans being Muslims do not celebrate Christmas and did not quite get what the fuss was about for them it was business as usual. So wherever we were the guys and girls were on excellent form and made the best of their situation. Yes, we all missed home but in the absence of our own families we did a pretty good job of enjoying ourselves with our surrogate family here in Helmand. Major Al Mckechnie - Regimental Second in Command
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We grabbed a quick shower, spruced ourselves up before heading off for our Christmas dinner. This was very enjoyable and the traditional custom of the Officers serving Christmas dinner to the men was observed. This was great and the meal wasnt bad either turkey with all the trimmings including the sprouts had made it to BSN. whilst tucking into this feast we knew that back home everyone was only just tucking into breakfast. Once lunch had finished and I had seen a Christmas with friends from both 29 and 11 Squadron, it was time to make those all important phone calls to the family and loved ones back home. Thats where Ill sign off as that its the stage that Im at now...
I hope you all have had a wonderful Christmas & all the very best for your coming New Year.
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CHRISTMAS AT PB2
By Spr Andy Kenneth McGilleth Mathieson
So its December the 25th, Christmas Day in the desert and the first thing that springs to mind is (quote wizard of Oz) theres no place like home but that wasnt an option this year and certainly not an excuse to be miserable. So in true engineer spirit this is how our day panned out 0700hrs and we were awoken to good old Gunfire except with Afghanistan being alcohol free we were treated to hot spiced apple juice or something similar. Weve had better but with the Santa hats appearing left right and centre we made our way to a good old full English breakfast as on any other day but this time being served by the officers - finally Capt Cox and Capt Miller did some work! As we returned to our accommodation we had a visit from a large elf (Spr Paul Sick Note Coveney) a small Santa (Spr Joe Lovell) and a weird reindeer (Spr Smudge Smith). Pictures paint a thousand words but few are suitable for publication! Santa had everyone on his knee as he handed out an array of Secret Santa presents ranging from an inflatable Zimmer frame for Spr Ash Old Man Knights to a rude shaped stress reliever for LCpl Pax Paxton to (best of all) a bottle of Iron Bru for me! As LCpl Ben Hodsoll had to do some work, we decided to pay him Not your normal Santas grotto scene a visit to give him his present and take a Tp photo. In all honesty it was hilarious, a good start to the day. We then all sat down to a Christmas film which turned out to be Will Ferrells Elf and regardless of age or rank again resulted in fits of laughter from all. Cheers Spr Coveney for your choice! After a quick break for lunch we had a games afternoon consisting of Nails, with some poor chippy, (carpenter) skills on display! The overall winner was LCpl Paxton with 9 strikes. Table tennis and Charades were next with LCpl Presents being handed Scotty Too Hotty Syratt winning the table tennis. Im not really sure which out by Santa team won the charades as many technicalities were called into question - I think a draw was fair and probably safer in the end! The evening meal was the traditional Christmas dinner that went down a storm; the food was great and yet again the officers were serving up Capt Cox and Capt Miller second notable contribution to the tour, they definitely earned their medals now! The first activity of the evening was Sgt Martins charity horse racing night. There were eight races consisting of dogs, pigs and horses with options to bet on and buy the animals. After a good deal of money had been Two happy members of 29 Sqnits won and lost we raised around $80 for the 35 Engr Regt Charity which will be used to help those injured during the tour. After that it the small things.. was Smudges quiz night with an array of prizes and last of all a poker tournament for the die-hard gamblers with gummy bears for chips. Those who didnt play chilled out with a film. On the whole, the day was cracking and there was not a sorry looking face in PB2 despite being away from our loved ones. Throughout the day there were plenty of opportunities to call home and the extra phone credit we were given was greatly appreciated.
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A speech at Christmas .
We sat down for our Christmas dinner around midday and as it was Christmas the SNCOs and Officers served us our massive portions of dinner which I must admit is a tradition I think we should have more often. They also volunteered to cover all the guard duties for the day leaving us workers to relax and enjoy our Christmas. After we had our dinners we all piled into the welfare room to watch a movie and for some to have an old mans half hour. Once our dinner was settled we got down to some serious inter troop competitions. These consisted of a quiz, charades and egg throwing. Unfortunately 4 Tp did not come out on top but came a close second to Team America.
After all the festivities were over it was time for a nice hot shower a quick phone call home and off to bed to sleep off the turkey and get ready to head back to work the next day.
Posing with the UK4U boxes in their very own Santas grotto
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I am lucky enough to spend Christmas this year with my armoured brothers. In addition to our Christmas lunch in the cook house we all got together on our tank yard for a darts competition and even had time for a couple of photos. We also had a water balloon fight, which soon turned into us throwing volley after volley at 29 Squadron who were attempting to play volleyball. In the evening we finished celebrating JCs birthday with a few movies and some pizza (to work on our famous armoured waistlines). (Eds comment: No one is sure which direction they are aiming for??)
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A few members of 8 Troop dressing up for Christmas. All part of the warm welcome for Sapper Gooch no doubt!
The guys out here work very hard and Im glad to have had the opportunity to help out and share some of the highs and lows of everyday life with 8 Troop.
How many Engineer Officer does it take to light a BBQ? Z it takes one SSM
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Christmas has been and gone with the Sqn enjoying the festivities of the day, as much as you can whilst being on tour. We are all now waiting with much anticipation for the New Years entertainment organised by the Deployable Engineer Workshop team. Cpl Coops Cooper has taken up the mantle of organiser as his team crumbles around him due to priority tasking and the odd lucky individual finishing his tour. The theme for the evening is Winter Olympics with skiing and snowboarding planned as part of the fun, should be interesting to see where the snow comes from. The Sqn continues to work hard over the festive period supporting the Engr Fd Sqns with manpower, stores and equipment. The morale of the Sqn remains high and the impetus remains strong. A large share of this momentum is generated by you with the continued support you provide in the form of emails, letters, phone calls, Facebook and what seems like a never ending supply of parcels, thank you. Chris Darke
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Once the last present was delivered the Sqn then gathered in the welfare area to enjoy a warm drink and one or two mince pies, whilst chewing the Christmas fat. Everybody had entered into the festive mood and considering the time of year being one for families, regardless of cap badge the family that is 35 was clear to see. It wasnt long before Camp 124 was under siege from 77 (Talisman) Sqn, some of the costumes were truly admirable begging the question how & where they were acquired. The visit was brief and it was soon time for them to continue on their quest of visiting the other Field Sqns. Enjoying a morning cup of tea and a mice pie or three! The moment had come for the main event, the fancy dress Sleigh Race. The four teams, LAD, Combat Support Troop, Resources and Dew plus SHQ, moved to the start line with their hand built sleighs of engineering excellence, well maybe not Resources. The race started with the unthinkable, a crash involving LAD and Combat Support Troop, this was a clever move from Capt Toby Green (OC LAD) as the LAD had eliminated the main competition from the race. The other two teams had built up a considerable lead. The requirement to complete a 180 degree turn at the half way point meant the steering design of the sleighs was What is the best way to burn off the mince pies? called into question, some faired better A sleigh race! than others. The return leg saw the LAD take the lead and despite attempts from Cpl Cooper to sabotage their sleigh, the horse power within the Corps powered onto the finish line claiming victory. The event had clearly taken its toll on all participants, as the sound of coughing, spluttering and retching could be heard up and down the Sqn lines.
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The Sqn proceeded to the BSN DFAC to enjoy a well earned Christmas dinner with all the trimmings as served by all Officers and Warrant ranks. The rest of the day was spent relaxing by the majority of the Sqn minus those carrying essential duties such as Sgt Chandler manning the Ops room. All in all it was a joyous Christmas day and yet another marker in the tour surpassed, the light at the end of the tunnel is gradually getting brighter!
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I hope everyone in 35 Engineer Regiment both soldiers and their families had a good Christmas.
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A Christmas Mubarez
by LCpl Carter 12 Tp
It was so early it could be classed as late from the previous day and we are at the CMA for another OP Mubarez supporting a CLP in-load of supplies Stand up if you and stores. The weather is terrible, its foggy and are the real Sancold and too much moaning it was decided to ta early and cold for our logistical cousins and the Op was postponed for a day. However, it did mean that the rest of the day was fairly relaxed as everything was already good to go so we headed back to our tents. The next morning we got a lie in as we didnt have to parade until a normal working time. Again the weather was freezing cold, foggy but this time we got the green light and off we went, as we headed down out of Camp Bastion, we couldnt see very far the fog was that thick. But Talisman arent scared. We hit the main highway and everything was going to plan, we were heading to the North of the AO and as Ops go it was a fairly standard Op due to the route being predominantly tarmac. All was quiet with hardly any traffic out and about until we got to Gereshk where the traffic began to increase and we prepared for the challenge of getting through past all the market stalls, animals and vehicles that were always in Gereshk. We watched each of our vehicles to make sure no-one tried to pinch anything and with Spr Rivards driving and Spr Buckleys hawk eyes on the weapon we surged through the city in no time. Before we knew it we had turned off the highway and were making our way up north, as we had anticipated the Op was going well and we made it in no time at all. After a few kilometers we had to go cross country leaving the nice new blacktop road behind us and dynamic route select instead. It was a slow and bumpy process, and if there is anything in the world that will make you appreciate the motorway, this is it, we made it to our first destination in good order where the RLC dropped their first in-load, concurrently Ever the professionalbody armour the troop sprung out across our route and Santa hat while the second packet we escorted performed their task. An hour or so passed and the tasks were complete, we set off in an orderly fashion and headed back for Camp Bastion, once back in Bastion the morale was high another OP complete and another successful day. To top it off Christmas was just around the corner so we were all glad to be back in camp.
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LAD Xmas by
SSgt Simpson
There was no respite in the run up to Christmas with three of the fitter section being out on the ground with and not getting back to camp until Christmas Eve. Due to inclement It looks warm.trust us it weather there were several delays in operations and due to an imminent was not R+R flight, Cfn poppet Wainwright was flown forward to replace L/Cpl Grinch Walker. Thankfully the weather lifted and all troops were able to return to camp for the Christmas festivities. L/Cpl Walker is the first to admit hes not the most festive person in the world therefore, whilst he was out on the ground, the remainder of the section decided to decorate his bed space in the hope of bringing festive cheer and merriment to the miserable git! Needless to say Craig was overjoyed with our efforts and was the embodiment of festive fun thereafter as you can see from the photo! As always, no matter how busy we are, we still have time for darts. This last week has seen both Cfn Sean sharpshooter Mellam and SSgt I wish I was REME Williams both hit impressive 180s. We are unfortunately losing Sean to LAD main and gaining Cfn Josh Barnes in return. The way Sean has been throwing darts of late it will give the rest of us a chance of maybe winning something in his absence.
Christmas day has now been and gone and work continues as usual. A great day was had by all. An early morning wake up from the senior ranks with a brew and present followed by a fun run around the other squadrons from the regiment. An excellent lunch with all the trimmings was provided by the catering team and then we had a squadron quiz in the evening.
We would like, as always, to thank all friends and family for their continued support especially over the Christmas period.
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PADRES PROGRESS
New Year is obviously going to be different for this year for many of us. In the past I have spent it partying around the Tron Kirk in Edinburgh in the freezing snowsetting off fireworks in Germanygoing from house to house as a student, always looking for the bigger and better partysitting around a meal table with friends and good food and wineor occasionally curled up in front of a few good DVDs with a bottle of champagne saved for midnight. Looks like this year it is going to be like the latter but without the roaring fire and the bottle of champagne! Like Christmas, it is going to be without family, without home comforts and without fireworks. And those resolutions made somewhere between setting out in the evening full of expectations and the following morning with its hangover and regrets? Those ones that seem to make sense at the time but within a few days have lost their sparkle and attraction. Is it something to do with all the emphasis on only looking forward when we should be looking back in equal measure? Looking at lessons learnt? We have New Year's resolutions. What about Old Year reflections? It would seem that resolutions that stick are almost always backed by a strong personal commitment to change. And commitment depends on deep reflection, including an honest look at what has unfolded during the recent past. Much of this reflection is done individuallyor over a pint or twoor around dinner tables; when it's done at all. The arrival of a new year gives us the perfect nudge. In order to do this we need to reflect on the past year. It is something that I have noticed that the Army does reasonably well...the lessons learnt scenario. But perhaps this year we could apply it to our lives and relationships as well. Here are some thoughts to start that process: If a headline and news article were written to capture our family and relationship accomplishments and high points for the year, what would they say? Forget all the task-driven achievements and measurable stuff for a moment. What are we plain old proud of from this past year? Can you recall what values were most important to us as the year began 2011? Where were we then? What values seem to be paramount right now? Why the change? What would we do differently if given the chance to circle back and relive one week of our choosing? What did we learn about our families, friends and relationships this past year, and how did we learn it? Did we stay in touch with our deep interests as individuals? How well did we nurture a sense of community and teamwork in our workplaces while valuing and enabling other people's unique knowledge, talents, skills, and interests?
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Questions like these will spark other questions and open the way to a meaningful conversation. It won't be the easiest or quickest exchange in recent memory, and at first, it might make you quite uncomfortable.. But it could be the most honest and revealing conversation you have all year. Thoughtful answers to questions like those above will point you and others to just the right resolutions for the coming year. Some serious reflection on the past will shine a much brighter light on how you and your family and friends can shape the future. One of the traditions in the church at New Year is to pledge again ones commitment to faith. A new starta commitment to change. Part of a prayer that is often used says this: I am no longer my own but yours. Your will, not mine, be done in all things, Wherever you may place me When I am troubled and when I am at peace. I willingly offer all that I have Somewhere in this prayer may be words that echo our need for a new startwith or without the fireworks!
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1015hrs: Back to the spreadsheets; think Ill experiment with different coloured cells today! Not really getting much work done as the OC and SSM will insist on talking toot behind me. They say I have a habit of ignoring them, seriously I dont they are just SOOOOOO boring! All they ever talk about is how massive their guns are and why I dont have a girlfriend yet. Hah, I dont see them introducing me to any available sisters or cousins. Tried my luck with a medic type officer but kept getting distracted by the rubix cube on my desk, got the completion time down to 3mins 15 seconds now. Thinking of putting myself on one of these dating websites when I get back, think Ill open with my cube prowess. The Troop commanders keep phoning and bleating about manpower and other trivial problems, so tiresome, dont they realise how time consuming it is changing the borders to extra thick on all your spreadsheets to make them look a little cooler? 1300hrs: SOOO hungry, this spreadsheet writing is hard work you know. I have now worked out how to interlink over 10 different spreadsheets, and have hidden them around the web with various random passwords; hahahaha lets see them try to figure that out, theyll all think I am totally invaluable now! Right lunch time, OC and SSM seem to have stopped giving me grief. Oh apparently they have been waiting outside for me for the last 10mins better go. 1315hrs: Salad again today, eat slim to be buff. Gives me a good chance to see if there are any single ladies in the cook house there are not (boring). 1400hrs: Back to work, still no emails of import. Some rubbish from the Regimental Second in Command about work for next year (boring), driving courses (boring, ignore) and some other toot (boring, ignore, delete). Ah man, the Troopies are still calling, so damned demanding, thank fully I have two battle group engineers (BGEs), Laura Carr and Davey Robb; I pretend to sound interested in the Troop Commanders and then make the BGEs deal with it. I can go back to Excel in peace now actually I think Ill take the phone off the hook and have a snooze at my desk. Zzzz. 1630hrs: Time to report to Regiment, no idea what the blokes have been doing, building stuff probably; I cut and paste the troop up-reps without reading them, theyll probably be boring anyway. Regiment phone me to ask questions, I point them to a link to one of my spreadsheets, by the time they work out the maze I have created theyll have forgotten why they phoned works a treat every time. 1700hrs: Regiment baffled its time to hit the gym. I am looking MASSIVE right now. Pop to bathroom to check out my muscles in the mirror, then lie on bed planning my next set of exercises - Ive made this spreadsheet in my book and am transferring it to an excel one its going to be the best one yet! 1800hrs: Damn it, spent too long on my planning again, no time to go to the Gym, just about enough time to pop to the bathroom to admire my guns in the mirror , have a shower and get back to the Ops room for the up-rep. 1830hrs: Have to sit through 30mins of yapping while everyone tells the OC what they have been up to, boring I already know, building stuff (yawn) feign interest, OC keeps asking me questions, honestly does he think Im a BGE, its like he expects me to know stuff! I ask you! Fob him off with highly complicated answers involving Pythagoras theory and Maslows hierarchy of needs. He seems content. 1930hrs: Finally dinner time, no carbohydrates for me, want to look cut after all that hard work at the gym, I might sneak a chocolate cake and eat it before I get back to the table, if no one sees me eat it, it doesnt count! OC and SSM are waffling about something again, cant be arsed to listen, its probably boring anyway! 2000hrs: Back to the office, check emails, still nothing interesting, trawl the share point to see if Cameron or Gostling have done any interesting work that I can pass off as my own. Nothing, typical the lazy so and sos Gostlings excel sheets are getting better but she still hasnt mastered the art of the formulas yet, Im on level 18 now! Cameron is busy doing some Engineering thing sounds boring.
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2100hrs: God Im bored, OC and SSM chat is just getting worse, think Ill go to bed. Everyone seems to be in a good mood, apparently it was Christmas yesterday, Im not convinced, no one gave me any presents. If I sit and tinker with my spreadsheets a bit more everyone will think I work really hard. Oooo just thought of something really clever to say at the next Regimental 2ICs meeting, everyone will think Im dead clever. Must right it down Think Ill make a spreadsheet to store clever comments for different situations. 2200hrs: Ah bed, so comfortable, Im really not tired, think Ill watch films for a bit. 0100hrs: Boring, boring, boring oh well at least I can pretend Ive worked late again. Right better set the alarm and go for a run tomorrow, P Company soon, itll be so easy - Im massive from all my gym work, Ive got a spreadsheet explaining just how massive I am did I tell you its. Zzzzzzzzz. As you can see from the above, I am pretty damn important and without me the Squadron would ultimately fall over and what do I get for my trouble, irritating phone calls, lots of micky taking and I never, ever get to sleep in past eight I mean come on! And another thing - a few things that need clearing up
It's not a hairdressers' car thank you... it was very expensive! I am rubbish with the ladies; but at least I'm a gentleman. I am not crazy, I just have wonky eyes. And I am NOT THAT OLD, thank you very much.
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Glossary Ranks Spr - Sapper LCpl - Lance Corporal Cpl - Corporal Sgt - Sergeant SSgt - Staff Sergeant WO2 - Warrant Officer Second Class WO1 - Warrant Officer First Class Capt - Captain Maj - Major Lt Col - Lieutenant Colonel Afghanistan specific terms Op - Operation, mission, task (not surgery) PB - Patrol Base CP - Check Point SANGAR - A watch tower which is manned 24 hours a day to provide protection to a base Stag - standing in the sangar keeping watch and providing protection JOB - Joint Operating Base FOB - Forward Operating Base NES (S) - Nahr-e Saraj South NES (N) - Nahr-e Saraj North NDA - Nad-e Ali TFH - Task Force Helmand ISAF - International Security Assistance Force ANSF - Afghanistan National Security Force ANA - Afghan National Army ANP - Afghan National Police IED - Improvised Explosive Device SAF - Small Arms Fire SOP - Standard Operating procedure Sub Units Tp - Troop Armd Engr Sqn - Armoured Engineer Squadron Fd Engr Sqn - Field Engineer Squadron Hq & Sp Sqn - Headquarters and Support Squadron
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HESCO - Large flat packed containers made of thick strong wire containing a large sandbag. The sandbag is filled with sand to produce a large protective brick. The individual HESCO blocks are then used like giant bricks to produce a protective wall for our bases. HLS - Helicopter Landing Site Barma - Our drill used to find Improvised Explosive Devices with a hand held metal detector. Equipment MASTIFF - Large armoured truck with a with a heavy machine gun for protection. TALISMAN - A series of vehicles used to clear a route of improvised explosive devices. HUSKY - Another type of large armoured vehicle. MWT - Medium wheeled tractor (dump truck). SLDT(P) - Self Loading Dump Truck (Protected) - A small dump truck. Apache - Ugly looking attack helicopter. Chinook - Large helicopter featured in the film Big Friendly Giant. Sea-king - Royal Navy helicopter used as search and rescue in the UK. Merlin - Medium to large Royal Air Force and Navy helicopter used to move Troops around from base to base. Messages from the Editor Thank you again for all your support. Happy New Year to you all, may 2012 be a prosperous and happy year for all of us.
If you hear any news about anything that might have happened in Afghanistan, which gives you cause for concern in any way, please get in touch with the Welfare Office on +495251101213. We will ensure that the team holds the most up to date and accurate information so that they will be able to advise you appropriately or deal with the issue. In the event of any casualties they will be able to clarify the situation, in accordance with the wishes of the individual or family. Many thanks
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