This Just In My latest adventures with Selena have left me giggling long after we have hung u p the phone.

For example the other day she rang me the other day and then forgot to say hello when I answered. I'm serious . She did . I stood there on the phon e shaking my head to dead space on the other end. I remember a horror movie beg inning l like this. I could hear her shuffling around in the back ground. Ev en though it wasn't the loud crashes I usually hear from her cooking, she neve r heard me say hello 15 times ....and she had her blue tooth in. I went as far as dialing her from another phone...and I think I got my own busy signal .Im jus sayin. By the time she figured it out and said "oh Hi. All I could do was just shake my head and laugh and ask " Selena, how can you just call someone and the n forget to say hello when they answer"? ' Of course she tried to turn it around and say it was my trick phone and I had to set her straight and let her know it was a 'chick' on the the phone that had the problem.We spent the next 10 minute s arguing who's phone was trickier with the final obvious decision being her ph one ..I have to remind her from time to time that that is too much technology i n her hands and she would be better off using string and soup cans or smoke sign als to communicate. Im jus sayin But no, Selena and I were not made for ancient technology. We need to have all t he latest available communicative technology at our disposal so we can shoot sar castic remarks at each other Let me illustrate my dedication to this fact . I was in the local grocery store and as I walked past the wine and beer section I noticed a woman scanning wine bottles. Nothing out of the ordinary there....o r so I thought . When she moved away I noticed that it was a bottle of BITCH win e. Now who do you think I thought of the moment I saw that bottle? Janice Dick inson? No. Omarosa? No! Rupaul? No! Sara Palin? Not! It was my dear dear friend Selena that came to mind. They actually have created a wine with Selena in mind and called it Bitch. I snapped a shot of the word BIT CH that was on the bottle and text ed it to Scene (short for Selena) to let her know I was thinking of her......because I'm thoughtful like that... Im Jus sayin. I bet you are wondering what her response was right?Don't forget Scenes phone is trick and its the equivalent of string and soup cans with the speed of smoke si gnals. Two hours later I get an LOL !!! Oh she liked it !!!she was rather proud of the fact that there is a wine named after her. I then proceeded to tell her that Id get her a bottle when I come to visit. Even though I poke fun at Scene I care about her very much and treasure the yea rs we have held our friendship. I am so looking forward to going to NJ just so we can go to NY get on the Staten Island Ferry and capture amazing views of th e harbor as well as hit some of our old haunts. If our phone conversations are a ny indication of what the two of us are like wait til we are turned loose toget her in NY face to face no phone. Im jus sayin She better not try to start anything..... Welcome NY I'll be expecting you!!!! .Posted 1 week ago by Mr.T.A Parker