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You: Paranoid cutie. Me: Actually watching you. Lets watch Zeitgeist some time.
You: Lucuma Me: Banana wanting to explore your Southern Hemisphere. You: Would-be hair metal god. Me: Girl, Girl, Girl who wants to pour some sugar on you You: Cig smokin skinny boy Me: Waiting for a pinch of your butt You: Got some crazy doodles Me: Impressed by your gigantic noodle
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Were been dancing around this for awhile, and maaaybe at times been a little harsh. But, we try to calls em like we (everybody secretely) sees em. Yeah, maybe were a little too easily perturbed, but maybe youre kind of a fuckwad... hows that for an epiphany, jerkoff? So, in the interest of fairness, lets be more explicit, shall we? Here is a list of shit you should, seriously please please please, for the love of God [unless youre a total apathetic prick-ass douchehole, in which case youre clearly too far gone for any kind of social guidance] NEVER do: 1. DONT WALK SLOW ON THE PATH. Dont walk slow on the path. Dont walk slow on the path. Dont walk slow on the path. Dont walk slow on the path. Dont walk slow on the path. Dont walk slow on the path. Dont walk slow on the path. Dont walk slow on the path. Dont walk slow on the path. Dont walk slow on the path. Dont walk slow on the path. Dont walk slow on the path. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????? 2. DONT LOLLYGAG/FART AROUND WITH YOUR FRIENDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BON/DOVECOTE. I have 5 minutes to get somewhere, so, as of now, you and your friends are officially fucking up my day. Go get your jollies in a less crowded area. 3. DONT GET DRUNK AT TIMES WHEN IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE AND EXPECT ME TO THINK ITS CUTE. I like to party. You like to party. God-cockshitting-dammnit, we all like to fucking party. But when you get drunk at times when it, frankly, makes no godamned sense, dont expect me to deal with it. Youre annoying. Sincerly, the classiest bitches that ever was. 4. DONT PRIMP IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR FOR FOREVER, ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS JUST YOU AND I IN THERE. People gotta poop! Be respectful, damn. I have class with you every day. Please dont make me have to decide whether its better to keep prairie-doggin or just let it go. WWJD? Neither. So get the fuck out. 5.DONT MONOPOLIZE THE TEACHERS OFFICE HOURS TALKING STRAIGHT UNRELATED COCKAMAMIE BULLSHIT WHEN IM CLEARLY WAITING OUTSIDE. I mean, goddamn, dude, are you serious right now? I seriously just have to get something signed. But if I interrupt you, all the sudden, Im the asshole. Fuck you. 6.DONT ORDER A COMPLICATED COFFEE DRINK WHEN THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE IN LINE THAN I THOUGHT EVEN WENT TO THIS SCHOOL. If you need some sort of fancy, shmanzy, dress-up for your caffeine, you dont deserve it. 7. DONT USE CLASS DISCUSSION AS THERAPY. Life is a continuous struggle to conceal ones craziness. But struggle you shall, and struggle you must.
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