1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back "You're u nder arrest!

" For what? "For stealing my heart." 2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one? 3. are your legs tired? girl: Why? because you have been running through my mind all day! 4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?" 5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes. 6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc. She would say,"What are doing" resond,"Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven." 7. Pick up a flower and walk over to girl. "I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are." 8. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 9. Walk up to a guy and say: "Are you from Greece?" "No" he answers. "Oh, I thought all the gods were from Greece" 1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep h er on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impr ess her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like d ogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say " you better be", repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you c are. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs s ome improvement. 6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleep ing, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for puff's and koogals. 7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, star e into her eyes mouth the words fcuk you and grab the other girls Arse. Girls lo ve competition. 8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she start s to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to tak e her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you wo uld do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...b ecause I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nickn ames. 10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD. 11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket...then you m ight get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b*tching a bout the cold right now you're going to be b*tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (t hey always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and ye ll at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pe t. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls? 14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes th en JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use you r arms for more important things. Like basketball. 15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit. 16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self conf idence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "N o she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for he r. 19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about. 22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious. 23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material object s aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny. 25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her t hat you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special s urprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.