The News-Review - Currents 3-29-12

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Roseburg, Oregon, CurrentsThursday, March 29, 2012
CALENDAR Easter Egg Hunts

Kids around Douglas County will have the chance to scavenge for Easter eggs at several area hunts.
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TO ALL THE SPONSORS, BUSINESSES THAT MADE DONATIONS, PARTICIPATING PUBS AND LOUNGES, AND EVERYONE THAT CAME TO THE EVENT TO MAKE THE
THANK YOU
A HUGE SUCCESS.
McMenamins Pub The Scoreboard The Sawmill The Mark V
ST. PADDYS DAY PUB CRAWL
-PARTICIPATING PUBSLittle Brothers Pub The Idle Hour Tavern The Kodiak Bar & Grill Elks Lodge #326 Los Dos Amigos Zen Mongolian Grill & Lounge The Blackbird Bar & Grill Ms Joe Monkey The Wild Rose The C&M Tavern
-2012 SPONSORSBrians Import Auto DiGgs BBQ Ruth Vurkeyl Technology Training Sunset Tavern The Water Store Elite Taxi Pizazz Hairstyling Bullets Tap Service SMERGS Roseburg Radiologists Lynn Herbert Lowboy Ron Byers Construction Union Creek Resort Lithia Body & Paint Aprovecho Education Center Umpqua Sand & Gravel Floors By Design Monteith Equipment Co. Chris Mesa Plumbing West Harvard Furniture Gerretsen Building Supply Co. Tom & Veronica Gillespie We appreciate your support for the programs that help Douglas County youth with disabilities. Genes Brake and Alignment, Inc. Allen Acree Construction Wal-Mart CENTURY 21 the Neil Company Real Estate North Umpqua Plumbing Beecher Engineering, Inc. Lyle Lee Construction C & R Striping Co. The Lawrence G. McDonough Clan Burps Brewery Jersey Lilly Roseburg NAPA Jeff Pugh. Attorney at Law David Hu Construction Western Title & Escrow The Mattress Company Marlene Braley, Bookkeeping Richard G. Mitchell, CPA Western Beverage Jack Duncan Angling Adventures
Friday, April 6 CALLAHAN VILLAGE FIRST ANNUAL HUNT 6 p.m., 1801 Garden Valley Blvd., Roseburg. Four age groups for children 12 and younger. 541-673-4500. Saturday, April 7 KIWANIS EASTER EGG HUNT 10 a.m., Amacher Park, 5750 N.E. Stephens St., Winchester. Egg hunts for infants through high school. Food drive for United Community Action Network will be held during the hunt. 541-6735521. COMMUNITY EASTER EGG HUNT 11 a.m.,
Adams House Assisted Living, 121 Cordelia Dr., Myrtle Creek. 541-863-4444. SUTHERLIN EASTER EGG HUNT 1 to 3 p.m., West Intermediate School, 531 N. Comstock Ave., Sutherlin. Egg hunt for toddlers to 10 years old. 541580-0474. Sunday, April 8 FIRST UNITED METHODIST CHURCH 9:15 a.m., 1771 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. For children of grade-school age and for children 5 and younger. Egg hunt will be outside. Event will be held in Fellowship Hall if weather is unfavorable.
541-672-1629. EASTER IN THE UMPQUA 3 to 4 p.m., Henry Estate Winery, 687 Hubbard Creek Road, Umpqua. Egg hunts for children and adults. 541-5371031 or 541-459-5120. NORTH DOUGLAS COUNTY FIRE AND EMS VOLUNTEER ASSOCIATION 1 p.m., Yoncalla High School, 292 5th St., Yoncalla. For ages 12 and younger, divided into four age groups. Eggs will be filled with candy, money and other prizes, with first- and second-place winners in each category earning a special prize. Will be held rain or shine.
Martina McBride to sing as a couple weds at ACMs

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) Martina McBride is taking on a new role at the Academy of Country Music Awards this Sunday: wedding singer. She will perform her new single, Marry Me, with Train lead singer Pat Monahan while a couple from New Jersey gets married onstage. McBride handpicked Christina Davidson and her fiance, Frank Tucci, to tie the knot during her performance in Las Vegas. They both lost their spouses in 2009 and met at a support group for young widows and widowers that Davidson started in their community. Their friendship grew as they dealt with the challenges of being single parents and the struggle to keep their spouses memories alive. The ACM Awards air live on CBS April 1.
TAYLOR/HATFIELD MEMORIAL YOUTH FUND
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whats HAPPENING
ROSEBURG
Fishers debuts new art concept

Fishers Flowers and Fine Art Gallery on April 6 will unveil an artistic collaboration between Jon Leach and Holly Werner called Cross Pollination. The show features artwork produced jointly by Leach and Werner. Leach, an abstract painter, and Werner, a floral painter, took turns on canvases on which one would start the painting and the other would finish. An opening reception will be held from 5 to 7 p.m. at the gallery, 638 W. Harrison St., Roseburg. Over the next few months, the gallery will host musicians throughout the exhibit in a series of performances called Playing the Walls. Musicians will produce tunes that illustrate how the paintings make them feel. Dates for those occasions are to be announced. The gallery is open from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Friday. Information: 541-672-6621.
SIPPING FOR SENIORS
in Roseburg. The trios origins are a violin, clarinet, piano ensemble formed in Ekaterinburg, Russia, in 1998. The trio has performed more than 500 times over the past 14 years in cities such as Los Angeles, Chicago and San Francisco. Members are Victoria Gorbich, Vladislav Gorbich and Julie Page, all of whom are enrolled as graduate students at U.S. universities. Pages parents live in Roseburg. The concert will be held at 3 p.m. at 820 W. Kenwood St. Admission is free. Information: 608-271-8884 or jlittle@troyresearch.com.
ROSEBURG
UACT continues spring production

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Guests will gather in Roseburg Saturday for a wine tasting and auction to raise money for a new site for the Roseburg Senior Center. See details this page.
1140 Umpqua College Road, Winchester. Information: 541-440-4692.
WINCHESTER
Floral watercolors Senior center displayed at UCC schedules benefit Just in time for spring, the
art gallery inside the Whipple Fine Arts Building at Umpqua Community College will display watercolor paintings by Judy Waller. Waller has been a full-time freelance illustrator for 30 years, specializing in watercolors. Her works on exhibit feature a number of flower varieties painted in detail. The display will open Monday and will hang until May 4. Gallery hours are 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday through Friday,
ROSEBURG
The Roseburg Senior Center has scheduled a wine tasting and auction Saturday to help raise money for a new location. The event takes place from 1 to 5 p.m. at 2350 Aviation Drive, Roseburg. The silent auction is from 1 to 4 p.m. and the live auction from 4 p.m. to 5 p.m. Senior center representatives are seeking a new site because the existing center is unable to meet its needs, such as being able to prepare and serve
hot meals. Items up for bid in the silent auction include restaurant and salon certificates. The live auction features an photo and baseball signed by Tom Selleck, golf clubs and golf package, a crystal vase, and a silver spoon collection, among other articles. Information: 541-591-8187 or treva_anderson@msn.com.
UMPQUA
Easter in the Umpqua at Henrys

Henry Estate Winery will celebrate Easter Sunday with an afternoon gathering called Easter in the Umpqua. Wine tasting, a petting zoo, face painting, horseshoes and dinner are part of the event
that goes from noon to 4 p.m. April 8. Two Easter egg hunts will be the main draw, with one hunt for children and the other for adults. The Easter bunny will also make an appearance offering free candy and hugs. Moonglow will provide dinner music, while Joe Ross will perform for children. The event takes place at 687 Hubbard Creek Road, Umpqua. Admission is $5 per car. Information: 541-782-2686.
The Umpqua Actors Community Theatre will hold the final showings of Extremities this weekend. The last performances will be at 7:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday and 2 p.m. Sunday. Directed by Tolley Evans, the play is a dramatic production about a woman who fends off and captures a man attempting to attack her. She is faced with the dilemma of turning him over to police or doling out her own punishment. Productions take place at the Betty Long Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Tickets are $10. They may be purchased a Hanson Jewelers, While Away Books, My Coffee and the theater box office. Information: 541-673-2125.
SUTHERLIN
ROSEBURG
Kat Trio stages free performance

The Ekaterinburg Classical Trio will perform Sunday at Faith Lutheran Church
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Museum hosts grand opening
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The Calapooia Reflections Museum will celebrate its grand opening Friday. Wine and refreshments will be served during the opening. Entertainment will be available during the evening. The grand opening is from 1 to 8 p.m. at 113 W. Central Ave., Sutherlin. A presentation of museum sponsors will take place at 5:30 p.m. The museum specializes in
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Thursday, March 29 THURSDAY, MARCH 29 MUSIC ACOUSTIC BLEND 5 to 8 p.m., Charleys BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. No cover. 541-957-1786. CRY BABY 9 to midnight, Jersey Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg. Blues. $2 cover. 541-672-9131. Friday, March MARCH FRIDAY, 30 MUSIC
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THE MAX 5 to 8 p.m., My Coffee and Wine Experience, 1700 Garden Valley Blvd. Suite 100, Roseburg. Rock and folk. 541-229-1230. GARY LAROSE 7 to 10 p.m., Chimps Hangout, 500 S.E. Cass Ave., Roseburg. Acoustic alternative from California. 541-679-5444. STEVE STEFANOWICZ 7:30 to 10:30 p.m., Ten Down Bowling and Entertainment, Splitz Family Grill, 2400 N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., Roseburg. Acoustic guitar and vocals. Cover songs from a variety of music genres. Admission is $5, 21 and older, advance reservations required. 541-672-3601. DYLAN JAMES 7:30 to 10:30
p.m., The Zen Mongolian Grill and Lounge, 1969 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. 541-637-5552. EVENTS CALAPOOIA MUSEUM GRAND OPENING 1 to 8 p.m., Calapooia Reflections Museum of Sutherlin, 113 W. Central Ave., Sutherlin. The museum specializes in preserving items from the late 19th and early 20th century. Presentation of sponsors at 5:30 p.m. 541-459-4522. EXTREMITIES 7:30 p.m., Betty Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community Theatres play about a young woman
who is attacked in her own home, captures her attacker and must decide if she will turn him over to authorities or provide her own punishment. Tickets are $10. 541-673-2125. Saturday, March MARCH 31 SATURDAY, 31 MUSIC DIXONVILLE CHICKS 7 to 9 p.m., Little Brothers Pub, 428 S.E. Main St., Roseburg. All-female rock band. 541672-0912. MATT MILLER 7 to 10 p.m., Chimps Hangout, 500 S.E. Cass Ave.,
Roseburg. Baritone guitarist and songwriter from Arizona. 541-679-5444. FRANK MCCRACKEN 7 to 11 p.m., Eagles Aerie No. 3508, 116 E. Second St., Sutherlin. $4 per person. 541-459-9154. ROSEWOOD 8 to 11 p.m., The Zen Mongolian Restaurant and Grill, 1969 S.E. Stephens St., Roseburg. 541-637-5552. EVENTS HOUSE EXPANSION EXTRAVAGANZA 11 a.m. to 9 p.m., Mystic Earth,
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WINCHESTER
Michael Peterson headlines benefit
preserving domestic items from the late 19th and early 20th centuries. The museum is celebrating the opening of a larger location. Information: 541-459-4522.
Country musician Michael Peterson will perform April 7 at Umpqua Community College in a show to benefit Douglas County veteran associations. All proceeds from the show
An Evening with Dr. Stephen Bavolek Creator of the Nurturing Parenting Programs
Friday, April 20, 2012 6:00 to 8:00 pm Reception begins at 5:00 pm at UCC Whipple Auditorium Course #45647
Free community presentation To Register, call UCC at 541-440-7744
will help Veterans of Foreign Wars assist veterans with daily expenses. The group reportedly raised $13,000 last year that helped 92 veterans. Peterson has been a professional musician for 25 years and has released 16 albums with multiple hits on the Billboard Country Music charts. He has performed shows for troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. The concert will be at 7 p.m. in Jacoby Auditorium, 1140 Umpqua College Road, Winchester. A meet and greet will take place at 5 p.m. inside the Lang Event Center. Tickets are $15 in advance or $20 at the door. Tickets for the meet and greet are $70 and must be purchased in advance. Information: 541-440-7700.
Schneider is best known for his roles in films such as The Hot Chick, The Animal and Dont Mess with the Zohan. Schneider will perform a comedy routine intended for an adult audience. Doors open at 7 p.m. and the show starts at 8 p.m. at the resort at 146 Chief Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. Tickets are no longer available. Information: 541-839-1111.
Jackson St., Roseburg. Admission is free. Information: 541-229-8899.
UMPQUA
Pyrenees hosts shelter benefit
ROSEBURG
Mystic Earth hosts all-day event

Mystic Earth in downtown Roseburg will host the House Expansion Extravaganza Saturday. The event celebrates the stores expansion to almost double its space. The all-day event will feature music, poetry, storytelling and comedy. There will be performances by Hailee Harrington, Hotqua Stringband, Partners in Crime, Taharad Belly Dancers Troupe and others. The event will be from 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. at 509 S.E.
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CANYONVILLE
Comic Schneider appears at casino
Actor and comedian Rob Schneider will visit Seven Feathers Casino Resort April 7 for a sold-out performance.
Pyrenees Vineyard is hosting an April 7 benefit for Roseburgs Casa de Belen. The event features entertainment, music, food and wine inside the barn at Pyrenees South. Slowpoke will provide music and hypnotist Dan Strasser will perform his act while hors doeuvres and wine are served. Proceeds will go to Casa de Belen. The organization seeks to provide homeless families with children a safe place with a goal of being able to live independently and contribute to the community. The event is from 6 to 9 p.m. at 15332 Old Highway 99 South, Myrtle Creek. Tickets are $50 a person and 21 and older. Information: 541-863-7797.
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Garden Valley Cinema: 1750 N.W. Hughwood Court. 541-672-7272 For Friday through April 3 WRATH OF THE TITANS in standard and 3D (NR) rated PG-13. Ares, son of Zeus, and Hades, ruler of the underworld and brother to Zeus, have struck a bargain with a long-imprisoned Titan,Kronos, to kidnap Zeus and imprison him. It is up to Perseus and his allies to brave the treacherous underworld and rescue his captive father. Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, Edgar Ramirez, Bill Nighy. NEW THIS WEEK THE HUNGER GAMES HHH rated PG-13. In a dystopian future, 12 boys and 12 girls age 12 to 18 are forced to compete in the Hunger Games, a televised fight to the death with only one winner. Katniss Everdeen volunteers to save her little sister from being forced to compete and to return home, must weigh survival against issues of humanity and love. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Stanley Tucci, Wes Bentley, Elizabeth Banks, Woody Harrelson, Lenny Kravitz. 21 JUMP STREET HH12 rated R. A pair of underachieving cops are sent back to a local high school to blend in and bring down a synthetic drug ring. Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Ice Cube, Brie Larson. DR. SEUSSTHE LORAX HHH rated PG. A 12-year-old boy searches for the one thing that will enable him to win the affection of the girl of his dreams. To find it he must discover the story of the Lorax, the grumpy yet charming creature that fights to protect the world. Featuring the voices of Danny DeVito, Ed Helms, Zac Efron, Taylor Swift, Betty White and Stephen Toblowsky. THE VOW H12 rated PG-13. A newlywed couple is recovering after a car accident that leaves the wife in a coma. When she awakens with severe memory loss, her husband endeavors to win her heart The Associated Press Alexis Knapp.
Opening April 4: TITANIC in 3D HHHH rated PG-13. A boy and girl from differing social backgrounds meet and fall in love during the illfated maiden voyage of the RMS Titanic. Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane, Gloria Stuart, David Warner, Kathy Bates, Frances Fisher, Bill Paxton. NEW THIS WEEK
Harvard Cinema: 3161 W. Harvard Ave. 541-673-6604 THE HUNGER GAMES HHH rated PG-13. In a dystopian future, 12 boys and 12 girls age 12 to 18 are forced to compete in the Hunger Games, a televised fight to the death with only one winner. Katniss Everdeen volunteers to save her little sister from being forced to compete and to return home, must weigh survival against issues of humanity and love. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Stanley Tucci, Wes Bentley, Elizabeth Banks, Woody Harrelson, Lenny Kravitz. MIRROR, MIRROR (NR) rated PG. An evil queen steals control of a kingdom and an exiled princess
enlists the help of seven resourceful rebels to reclaim her birthright. Julia Roberts, Lily Collins, Armie Hammer, Nathan Lane, Sean Bean. NEW THIS WEEK DR. SEUSSTHE LORAX in 3D HHH rated PG. A 12-year-old boy searches for the one thing that will enable him to win the affection of the girl of his dreams. To find it he must discover the story of the Lorax, the grumpy yet charming creature that fights to protect the world. Featuring the voices of Danny DeVito, Ed Helms, Zac Efron, Taylor Swift, Betty White and Stephen Toblowsky.
Julia Roberts portrays the evil queen, left, and Lily Collins portrays Snow White in a scene from Mirror, Mirror.
again. Rachel McAdams, Channing Tatum, Sam Neill, Jessica Lange. WANDERLUST HH12 rated R. Rattled by sudden unemployment, a Manhattan couple survey alternative living options, ultimately deciding to experiment with living on a rural commune where free love rules. Jennifer Aniston, Paul Rudd, Alan Alda, Malin Akerman, Justin Theroux. JOHN CARTER in standard and 3D H12 rated PG-13. Transplanted to Mars, a Civil War veteran discovers a lush world inhabited by 12-foot barbarians. Finding himself a prisoner of these creatures, he manages to escape, only to find a princess who is in desperate need of a savior. Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Samantha Morton, Willem Dafoe, Ciaran Hinds, Mark Strong, Thomas Haden Church. ACT OF VALOR H12 rated R. An elite team of Navy SEALs embarks on a covert mission to recover a kidnapped CIA agent. This film is a fictionalized account of real Navy SEAL operations, starring active duty SEALs. Alexander Asefa, Drea Castro, Jason Cottle, Timothy Gibbs. PROJECT X HH rated R. Three high school seniors throw a birthday party to make a name for themselves. As the evening progresses and word of the party spreads, things begin to spiral out of control. Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper, Jonathan Daniel Brown, Kirby Bliss Blanton,
Opening April 4: TITANIC in 3D HHHH rated PG-13. A boy and girl from differing social backgrounds meet and fall in love during the illfated maiden voyage of the RMS Titanic. Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet, Billy Zane, Gloria Stuart, David Warner, Kathy Bates, Frances Fisher, Bill Paxton. NEW THIS WEEK
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Kitchen culture
Oakland residents book says fermentation furnishes valuable nutrients
RYAN IMONDI The News-Review
Yeast, molds and bacteria are used to produce fermented foods such as these seen in jars at Wardeh Harmons home near Oakland.
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AKLAND Wardeh Harmon preaches the powers of fermentation. Pickles, sauerkraut and bread, all cultured on her farm outside Oakland, represent a life-improving necessity for her. She networks with fermentation communities in Eugene and operates online courses called GNOWFGLINS, which stands for Gods Natural, Organic, Whole Foods, Grown Locally, In Season. I love it because its easy and because its healthy, she said. Harmon will have another outlet for sharing that love when her book, A Complete Idiots Guide to Fermentation, is released Tuesday. The guide was a three-month project Harmon wrote last summer. It was contracted by The Complete Idiots Guide series, a line of books that provides introductory overviews to numerous topics, including nearly every hobby in existence. Brook Farling, senior acquisitions editor for the company, said he had considered other, more established authors to write the book. He decided on Harmon after visiting her website and being impressed by her fervor and her willingness to promote a book. The book has 150 recipes with pictures and plenty of explanation on the benefits of eating fermented food. Harmon found it challenging to collect and organize
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Fermented foods are not only good for the body but also promote eating foods in season, according to Harmon, who prepares a batch of sauerkraut in her home last week.
I love it because its easy and because its healthy.

Wardeh Harmon Oakland
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bread, as well as beverages such as wine and beer. It takes organisms that are alive to create these foods. Harmon said fermented food is good for the gut and body. The organisms improve digestion by increasing enzyme consumption, increasing vitamin consumption and allowing the body to absorb more nutrients from food. She said it also promotes eating food thats in season, among other benefits. Gerard Van Assche of the Umpqua Valley Brewers Guild is an example of a handful or people who understand the concept and have used fermentation, in his case to make beer, Harmon said. Otherwise, she said, the practice has unfairly fallen out of public interest. Fermentation found a stable existence in homes for generations. According to Harmon, evidence of the process has been found in ancient civilizations such as Egypt, Babylon and pre-Hispanic Mexico. Those traditions, tweaked over thousands of years, were still in use in households in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Back in the day they would put vegetables in a can and let air and heat do all of the work, Harmon said. Then came the modern supermarket of the mid-20th century that touted selection, convenience and, most important, items with long shelf lives. Canned foods were expected to last in kitchen cupboards for more than a year. Refinement and processing ruled supermarket shelves. Harmon said this concept pushed fermentation out of supermarkets. Fermented foods could not be mass produced. In addition, the product was not always consistent. Its relatively short shelf life made it commercially unappealing. It became something my
Fermenting
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WHAT: Oakland-area author Wardeh Harmon signs copies of A Complete Idiots Guide to Fermenting Foods WHERE: Books Gallery, 220 Elkton-Sutherlin Highway, Sutherlin WHEN: 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturday COST: Free INFORMATION: 541-459-0232
materials for her first book while also managing her website. She said any free time was spent contributing to the book. It was quite the rigorous production schedule. It really did take over, she said. Cheryl Owens, owner of Books Gallery in Sutherlin, said Harmons practical knowledge is more accessible to consumers than an academic approach. Shes worked really hard on her own, said Owens, whose bookstore will host Harmon on April 14 to celebrate the release. She went through a lot of different diets and traditions. Harmon became familiar with the topic while researching healthy lifestyles for her family. Books such as Wild
Fermentation by Sandor Ellix Katz convinced Harmon that her three children could live healthier lives growing up on a diet rich with fermentation. Now Harmon, 37, said she hopes to spread her discoveries to a larger audience, one made up of people who probably are largely unfamiliar with how fermentation works. She explained that yeast, molds and bacteria are used to create foods such as pickles, sauerkraut, yogurt, milk and
mom used to do and soon something my grandma used to do, Harmon said. She added that people dont realize the ramifications of choosing convenience over bacteria thats crucial for good health. Still, Harmon said shes seeing fermented foods make something of a comeback. Sherms Thunderbird in Roseburg has a small section devoted to them, while certain restaurants offer the food. Harmon said her book doesnt bring anything groundbreaking to the topic. But she doesnt think thats necessary for a practice thats been around for thousands of years. Perhaps her book will help fermentation provide nutrients for a couple centuries more. You can reach reporter Ryan Imondi at 541-957-4211 or by email at rimondi@nrtoday.com.
Harry Potter adventures go on sale in e-book form

LONDON (AP) At last, Harry Potters adventures are available electronically. The seven novels about J.K. Rowlings boy wizard are for sale as e-books and audio books on the authors Pottermore website, the sites creators announced Tuesday. The books are currently available in English, in U.S. and U.K. editions, priced at $7.99 or 4.99 British pounds for e-books and $29.99 or 17.99 pounds for audio versions. The site says French, Italian, German and Spanish editions will follow in the coming weeks. The books are available only through the website, which says they are compatible with major electronic e-readers, including Amazons Kindle, Sonys Reader and Barnes & Nobles Nook, as well as with tablets, mobile phones and Googles Play digital store. The Harry Potter novels have sold 450 million copies, but Rowling for years resisted making the books available in digital form, She announced last year that Potter e-books would be sold through the Pottermore site, an interactive portal into Harrys magical world. The full site, which combines elements of virtual encyclopedia, computer games, social network and online store, is set to open in early April. Its launch, originally announced for October, was delayed after testing with a limited number of users showed changes were needed. Rowlings final Potter novel, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, was published in 2007.
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GOSHEN, Mass. (AP) An ambulance company that serves six rural western Massachusetts towns has purchased a new ambulance thanks to a $150,000 gift from the bass player for the hard rock band Staind. The gift from Johnny April April enabled Highland Ambulance to buy a new vehicle to replace its aging 1998 model. Highland Ambulance director Michael Rock says the gift was a godsend. Rock tells The Recorder of Greenfield (http://bit.ly/uOM3IA) the old ambulance was nearing the end its useful life and the company would have been hard pressed affording a new one. Highland serves the towns of Ashfield, Chesterfield, Cummington, Goshen, Plainfield and Williamsburg. It responds to about 550 calls per year. April, although originally from Springfield, lives in Goshen. Staind is best known for its 2001 song Its Been Awhile.
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ART GALLERY AT UCC, Whipple Fine Arts Building, Umpqua Community College, 1140 College Road, Winchester. An exhibit of floral watercolor paintings by Judy Waller opens Monday and hangs through May 4. Regular hours are 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Monday through Friday and by appointment. 541-440-4691. CLARK STUDIO AND GALLERY, 130 N.E. Exchange Ave., Roseburg About 200 pieces from 58 local artists are regularly shown at the gallery. The Clark Studio gallery is open 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday. 541-672-2180. DOUGLAS COUNTY MUSEUM, 123 Museum Drive, Roseburg Umpqua Valley landscapes by Susan Applegate hang in the hallway. Contemporary art by Jon Leach and Holly Werner hang in the auditorium gallery. Work will be up until the end of the month. Shadow Effects, an exhibit by Glide artist Renee Couture on the Oregon and California Railroad lands, will be displayed through April. Museum hours are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily. Admission is $5 adults, $4 seniors and free for children 17 and younger. www.douglasmuseum.com or 541-957-7007. ELKTON COMMUNITY EDUCATION CENTER, 15850 Highway 38 West, Elkton Selected works by artists from the Elkton area are available for viewing. Artwork can be viewed from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays. Free admission. 541-584-2692. FISHERS FLOWERS AND FINE ART GALLERY, 638 W. Harrison St., Roseburg Jon Leach and Holly Werner have collaborated to create artwork where both artist paint on the same piece. Leach specialized in abstract art while Werner paints flowers. The show opens April 6 and is displayed into the summer. Also on display is art by pastelist Phil Bates, mixed media art by Leach and acrylics by Werner. The gallery is open 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Friday. 541-672-6621. THE GALLERY AT MARadmission. 541-459-7998. GALLERY 7, Seven Feathers Casino Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville Seven Feathers art gallery, Gallery 7, hosts Journey in Art, a show that features abstract oil and acrylic works by Vinita Pappas. Works hang through May 30. Art reception held Saturday in the Kabi Cagi Lobby. 541-839-1312. GALLERY NORTHWEST, 625 S.E. Jackson St., Roseburg The gallery features artwork by Cheryl Weese of Red Bird Pottery. Pottery is brightly colored pieces that often include bird motifs. Her works will be on display until April 21. Paintings are on view in the front window and inside the gallery. Mix of watercolor and acrylic paintings. Also featured are selected works from Douglas County artists. The gallery is open 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Friday and 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturday. 541-8172784. OAKLAND MUSEUM, 130 Locust St. This museum is about the history of the town, including a general store, doctors office, a bank, parlor, a train station, a pharmacy and other rooms typical of an early Oakland home, with memorabilia from the 1860s to mid-1900s. The museum is open from 12:30 to 3:30 p.m. daily except holidays. No admission charge, but donations are appreciated. 541-459-3087. UMPQUA DISCOVERY CENTER, 409 Riverfront Way, Reedsport Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. daily. Admission is $8 per adult and $4 for children ages 6 to 15. 541-271-4816; www.umpquadiscoverycenter.com. UMPQUA VALLEY ARTS CENTER, 1624 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg Umpqua Valley Artists Association opens new exhibits in its galleries. The Art Center will open its new exhibit, 1 for All, which will hang until May 5. The show features 60 works, all donated by professional artists. Tickets to a private reception on May 5 come with a piece of art from the exhibit. Tickets are $100 and can be purchased at the Arts Center. All shows are free and open to the public. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesday through Friday and 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday. 541-672-2532 or www.uvarts.com. YE OLDE ART SHOPPE, 106 N.E. Oak St., Myrtle Creek More than 5,000 square feet devoted to fine art with mediums including oils, acrylics, pastels, pencil drawings and clay pieces. Regular business hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesday through Friday and 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday. 541-863-6843. Submit an event or change to News Desk, The News-Review, 345 N.E. Winchester St., Roseburg, OR 97470, or rimondi@nrtoday.com.
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SHANNE LANDING, 175 Hogan Road, Oakland The Gallery showcases works from 20 Douglas County artists. On display are bronze and porcelain pieces by Ginger Updegrave, pastels by Jan Horn and Trudy Reynolds, four fiber artists, three jewelers, four glass artists, along with porcelain, raku and iron works. Hours are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Wednesday through Sunday, otherwise by appointment. Free
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Mythic mayhem resumes in Titans

JAKE COYLE AP Entertainment Writer
here arent many pleasures in Wrath of the Titans, the 3-D sequel to the 2010 Clash of the Titans remake. But surely one is seeing Ralph Fiennes and Liam Neeson bounding around together as brothers, the gods Hades and Zeus.
Kate Winslet, James Cameron at Titanic 3D premiere

LONDON (AP) Actress Kate Winslet and director James Cameron walked the red carpet in London on Tuesday for the premiere of the 3D version of the hit movie Titanic. The 1997 drama one of the highest grossing films of all time will be available in British cinemas in 3D in April, coinciding with the 100th anniversary of the Titanics doomed maiden voyage from southern Englands Southampton in April 1912. The 3D enriches all of Titanics most thrilling moments and its most emotional moments, Cameron told reporters. It kicks the whole experience up to another level. The director came to London fresh from his latest venture, which saw him descending seven miles below the surface of the Pacific to the deepest place on Earth.
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HH of four In long beards, the two veteran actors are suited to one another, like a divine ZZ Top. Camp is a part of the experience here, as both Titans films pull from an unlikely combination of traditions: ancient Greece and the 1980s. The clunky Clash of the Titans remade the 1981 original, bringing in boatloads of box office by updating the schmaltzy Laurence Olivier version with contemporary digital effects and a widely decried, slapped on conversion to 3-D. Wrath of the Titans, directed by Jonathan Liebesman taking over for Louis Leterrier, has modestly improved upon the 3-D this time around and better manages a narrative flow of continuous fantasy action. But thats also all there is: A charmless stream of battle and fight sequences that contorts mythic characters into blockbuster conventions. Its comically late literally the last few minutes that the film even tries to slide emotion into the characters relations, as if attempting to hypnotize us before leaving the theater: Oh, that was a love story? And that guy gasp! was supposed to be the funny one? Rather than yet more Kraken releasing (Release, um, another Kraken!), Wrath of the Titans, written by Dan Mazeau and David Leslie Johnson, charts new ground for the demigod Perseus (Sam Worthington). Going beyond the original Clash, written by Beverley Cross, our distance from the original myths grows still more. Perseus is living humbly as a fisherman despite his Krak-
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Liam Neeson portrays Zeus in a scene from Wrath of the Titans. en-squelching fame. He has sworn off the aging, selfish gods, such as his father Zeus and uncle Poseidon (Danny Huston). But Hades has made a deal in the underworld dungeon of Tartarus to betray Zeus and siphon his powers to Kronos, their dormant father with whom all of hell will follow. Curiously, when Kronos, like the Kraken before him, is finally released, he turns out to not be human in appearance like the other gods, but a giant swirl of fiery black smoke. Lets call him Smog Man. Father-son issues run everywhere. Conspiring with Hades is Zeus son Ares (Edgar Ramirez, playing a more outward villain than his great Carlos the Jackal). Perseus takes up the mantle of world-saver again for the sake of his young boy. Hes joined by Queen Andromeda (the beautiful Rosamund Pike, adding grace and levity whenever shes on screen) and a fellow demigod, Agenor (Toby Kebbell, the presumptive comic relief), son of Poseidon. Their journey into hell involves navigating a few marvels, like an enormous, Jengalike underground labyrinth and Bill Nighys gangly magnetism. Nighy plays the aging god Hephaestus, from whom the travelers seek a weapon. The brilliant, bemused Nighy somehow manages to slur a trademark, drawn out faaantastic a glimpse of comedy in a film (like any film with flying horses) that desperately needs humor. Perhaps Liebesman, whose previous movie was the grim Battle: Los Angeles, is too drawn to the spectacle of battle to find the balance of camp and seriousness a patently ludicrous film such as Wrath of Titans seeks. Because if you cant laugh at Smog Man, what can you?
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509 S.E. Jackson St., Roseburg. Event to celebrate Mystic Earths expansion of downtown store. Music, poetry and storytelling will be featured throughout the day. Admission is free. 541-2298899. ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER AND WINE TASTING 1 to 5 p.m., 2350 Aviation Drive, Roseburg. Silent and live auction to help raise money for a new senior center in Roseburg. Up for auction are gift certificates, casino room packages, golf packages and many rare collectible items. 541-5918187 or treva_anderson@msn.com. EXTREMITIES 7:30 p.m., Betty Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community Theatres play about a young woman who is attacked in her own home, captures her attacker and must decide if she will turn him over to authorities or provide her own punishment. Tickets are $10. 541-673-2125. Sunday, April 1
be Corduroy Mansion by Alexander McCall Smith. 541-496-3060. TUESDAY NIGHT COMEDY SHOWCASE 8 p.m., Seven Feathers Casino Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. 541-839-1111. Wednesday, April 4 WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4 MUSIC STORYVILLE JAZZ BAND 6 to 9 p.m., The Zoo, 2455 N.E. Diamond Lake Blvd., Roseburg. Dixieland, swing and dance. No cover. 541-672-4488. Thursday, April 5 THURSDAY, APRIL 5 MUSIC RICH G AND MA BEAT 5 to 8 p.m., Charleys BBQ, 812 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. No cover. 541-9571786. CRY BABY 9 to midnight, Jersey Lilly, 1430 N.E. Dee St., Roseburg. Blues. $2 cover. 541-672-9131. Friday, April 6
are $15 and $20 at the door. A meet and greet will be held at 5 p.m. inside the Lang Event Center on campus. Tickets to that are $70 and must be ordered in advance. 541-440-7700. EDDIE ROSS 7 to 11 p.m., Eagles Aerie No. 3508, 116 E. Second St., Sutherlin. $4 per person. 541-4599154. EVENTS LIBRARY LEGO 12:30 to 1:30 p.m., Ford Community Room, Douglas County Library, 1409 Northeast Diamond Lake Boulevard. Kids between the ages of 3 and 12 can participate in Library Lego Club. Legos will be provided, as will Duplos for children 4 and younger. All materials must stay at the library. Lego club meets the first Saturday of every month. 541-440-4305. CASA DE BELEN 6 to 9 p.m., Pyrenees Vineyard, 15332 Old Highway 99 South, Myrtle Creek. Winery is helping raise money for Casa de Belen, which provides help for homeless youth and their families. Slowpoke will perform music and hypnotist Dan Strasser will entertain. Wine and hors doeuvres will also be served. Wine will be available for purchase separately. Tickets are $50 per person. The event is for ages 21 and older. 541-863-7797. ROB SCHNEIDER 8 p.m., Seven Feathers Casino Resort, 146 Chief Miwaleta Lane, Canyonville. Sold out. Comedian will perform a comedy routine for adult audiences. Tickets are no longer available. Doors open at 7 p.m. 541-839-1111. Sunday, April 8
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Eagles Aerie No. 3508, 116 E. Second St., Sutherlin. $2 per person. 541-4599154. EVENTS EXTREMITIES 2 p.m., Betty Unruh Theatre, 1614 W. Harvard Ave., Roseburg. Umpqua Actors Community Theatres play about a young woman who is attacked in her own home, captures her attacker and must decide if she will turn him over to authorities or provide her own punishment. Tickets are $10. 541-673-2125. Monday, April 2
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MUSIC KAT TRIO 3 p.m., 820 W. Kenwood St., Roseburg. Classical music trio from Ekaterinburg, Russia. The parents of one member, Julie Page, live in Roseburg. Admission to the show is free. 608-271-8884. FRANK MCCRACKEN 4 to 8 p.m.,
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MUSIC ACOUSTIC BLEND 5 to 8 p.m., My Coffee and Wine Experience, 1700 Garden Valley Blvd. Suite 100, Roseburg. Light rock. 541-229-1230. EVENTS CROSS POLLINATION 5 to 7 p.m., Fishers Flowers and Fine Art Gallery, 638 W. Harrison St., Roseburg. Gallery will debut new show that is a collaboration between Jon Leach, abstract painter, and Holly Werner, floral painting. The two used their different talents to paint on the same pieces of art. The show will hang into summer. Gallery hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Friday. 541-672-6621. Saturday, April 7 SATURDAY, APRIL 7 MUSIC MICHAEL PETERSON 7 p.m., Jacoby Auditorium, Umpqua Community College, 1140 Umpqua College Road, Winchester. Country musician Michael Peterson will perform a show that will benefit veterans associations in Douglas County. Advanced tickets
MUSIC UMPQUA VALLEY BLUEGRASS BAND 7 to 9 p.m., Little Brothers Pub, 428 S.E. Main St., Roseburg. Bluegrass music. 541-672-0912. Tuesday, April 3
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EVENTS EASTER IN THE UMPQUA noon to 4 p.m., Henry Estate Winery, 687 Hubbard Creek Road, Umpqua. Afternoon Easter gathering that feature music, food and entertainment. Easter egg hunts for adults and children, face painting, petting zoo and wine tasting. Music provided by Moonglow and Joe Ross. Admission is $5 per car. 541782-2686.
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All bingo games listed below are open to the public. Bingo is played every week except where otherwise noted. Please call ahead if the date is near a holiday. THURSDAY SUTHERLIN SENIOR CENTER, 202 E. Central Ave., 7 p.m. Building fund bingo. Sponsored by Sutherlin Seniors Inc. Paper only. $15. 541-459-3247 or 541-643-6488. FRIDAY WINSTON-DILLARD SENIORS, WINSTON COMMUNITY CENTER, 440 Grape Ave. 1 p.m. 541-679-9244 or 541-679-9715. EAGLES AUXILIARY NO. 3508, 116 E. Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open at 4 p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. Soft-back bingo, progressive blackout and surprise games. Proceeds go to charity. 541-459-9154. ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 W. Madrone St. Every Friday. Doors open at 5 p.m., bingo at 6:30 p.m. Age 18 and older. Smoke-free. All paper games. Progressive blackout. 541-6725627. GLIDE COMMUNITY CLUB, Glide Community Center, Highway 138.
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Doors open at 6:30 p.m. First game, 7 p.m. 50 cents per card per game. 541496-3398. SATURDAY SUTHERLIN SENIOR CENTER, 202 E. Central Ave., 7 p.m. Building fund bingo. Sponsored by Sutherlin Seniors Inc. Paper only. $15. 541-459-3247 or 541-643-6488. TENMILE COMMUNITY CENTER 7 to 9 p.m., 2119 Tenmile Valley Road, Tenmile. Last Saturday of every month. Cost is 25 cents a card per game. Refreshments served. 541-679-5397. SUNDAY LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER, 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport, senior bingo, 1 p.m. 541-271-4884. MONDAY ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 W. Madrone St. 1 to 3 p.m. Penny bingo. Seniors 50 and older only. 541679-9602. WINSTON VFW 1 and 7 p.m., VFW Post 9745, 570 Douglas Ave., Winston. Members and public welcome. 541-679-4090. TUESDAY SENIOR BINGO AT ARBYS, Roseburg, 9:30 a.m. Free. 541-672-1325. ROSEBURG ELKS LODGE, 749 S.E. Jackson St., 6 p.m. early bird and 6:30 p.m. regular bingo. Proceeds from event go to Elks charities and other community functions. 541-672-4455. WEDNESDAY SENIOR BINGO AT ARBYS, Roseburg, 9:30 a.m. Prizes, samples, coupons. 541-784-9422. LOWER UMPQUA SENIOR CENTER, 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. Senior bingo, 1 p.m. 541-271-4884. ROSEBURG SENIOR CENTER, 621 W. Madrone St. Wednesdays, 1 p.m. Open to public ages 50 and older. 541679-9602. CAMAS VALLEY GRANGE NO. 521, East Camas Road, 1 p.m., fourth Wednesdays following senior lunch. Proceeds benefit the Camas Valley School Scholarship in honor of the late Hank Schmidt. 541-445-2802. EAGLES AERIE NO. 3508, 116 E. Second St., Sutherlin. Doors open, 4 p.m.; sign-ups, 5 p.m.; bingo, 6 p.m. Soft-back bingo, numbers stay at 57, progressive blackout raises $10 per week, and surprise games. Proceeds go to charity. 541-459-9154. MYRTLE CREEK ELKS LODGE NO. 1943, 106 E. Main St. 6:30 p.m. 541863-1943. DANCES DANCE FRIDAY CYCLONE 2.0: TEEN DANCE Every Friday, 7 to 11:30 p.m., Roseburg Armory, 111 N.W. General Ave., Roseburg. Nonprofit dance club offers teens and young adults a place to dance and hang out under the supervision of adults. $5 cover. Food and drinks sold. 541-784-8488. SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCING Every Friday, 7 p.m., Douglas County Celtic Dancers, Roseburg Veterans Affairs Medical Center, 913 N.W. Garden Valley Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16. Free admission. No experience or partners necessary. Dances are
taught. 541-672-5115. ROSEBURG INTERNATIONAL FOLK DANCERS Second and fourth Fridays, 8 to 10 p.m. Roseburg VA Medical Center, 913 N.W. Garden Valley Blvd., Auditorium, Building 16. Free admission. No experience or partners necessary. Dances are taught. 541672-0030 or 541-673-3001. CLUB URETHANE TEEN DANCE 9 p.m. to 12 a.m., Myrtle Creek Elk Lodge, 106 E. Main St., Myrtle Creek. First and third Fridays of the month. $4. 541-680-8296. SATURDAY BUCKEROO SQUARE DANCE CLUB First and third Saturdays, mainstream level square dance at the Buckeroo Barn, 5051 N.E. Stephens St., Roseburg, intermediate rounds, 7 p.m.; pre-rounds, 7:30; squares with every third tip plus, 8 to 10:30 p.m. All dancers welcome. Dale Roberson or Don Marshall, caller and Pat Hintz or Neil Koozer, cuer. Bring finger foods to share. $5 per person. 541-672-0964 or 541-672-9780. OREGON OLD TIME FIDDLERS DISTRICT #10 Fourth Saturdays, 1 to 4 p.m. VFW Hall Post 2468, 1127 Walnut St., Roseburg. Jam, dancing and variety show. Public invited, no charge. Donations accepted. 541-672-6929. COUNTRY MUSIC EXPRESS Second Saturdays, 1 p.m. to 4 p.m., Sutherlin Senior Center, 202 E. Central Ave., Sutherlin. Senior dance. Coffee is free. Donations accepted. 541-672-3160. DANCE CLASSES MONDAY BELLY DANCE CLASS 6:30 p.m., Mystical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave., Sutherlin. All levels welcome. $25 monthly or $8 per class. 541-4597745. TUESDAY LINE DANCE CLASS 1 p.m. every Tuesday. Lower Umpqua Senior Center, 460 Winchester Ave., Reedsport. 541271-4884. BELLY DANCE CLASS 7 p.m., Mystical Oasis, 102 E. Central Ave., Sutherlin. Beginners only. $25 monthly or $8 per class. 541-459-7745. CALL FOR SCHEDULE SECONDHAND SQUARE 594 Canyonville/Riddle Road, Canyonville. To encourage square dancing, a selection of used square dancing clothes and accessories for men, women and children are free for new dancers (two years or less). Square dance clothing donations accepted. 541-839-8570, 541-643-5733 or 541-680-5321.
Lions Gate shares up on The Hunger Games massive debut

LOS ANGELES (AP) Lions Gate Entertainment seized a pot of gold. When the film and television production company bought Summit Entertainment in January, the deal brought bankable teen franchises The Hunger Games and Twilight under one roof. The first of four planned Hunger Games films broke the record for a non-sequel over the weekend with a $153 million haul in the U.S. and Canada. That beat expectations and gave it the third-highest opening weekend ever. And the Twilight finale is set for release in November. These two movies could generate about $450 million in profit combined, estimates Cowen & Co. analyst Doug Creutz. The adventures of bow-wielding heroine Katniss Everdeen alone could translate to 6 to 7 years of higher earnings, Creutz says, adding that Lions Gate may post its first profit in five years for the fiscal year that ends March 31. More than two-thirds of Lions Gates revenue comes from the movie business, so its first blockbuster means a lot. It had been getting by with staples like Tyler Perry comedies and the Saw horror series. The rest of Lions Gates revenue comes from television productions such as Mad Men, which kicked off its fifth season Sunday. The company doesnt reap ad revenue from the hit TV show, but the Fans line up to see the midnight shows of The Hunger Games at the Loews AMC Theatre last week in New York.
shows success with audiences keeps Lions Gate in demand as a production company. It also boosts sales of DVDs and licensing revenue from reruns. Plus theres another show in the hopper: Charlie Sheens Anger Management, which debuts in June on FX. If the first 10 episodes go well, the company will automatically be signed up for several years of work.Lions Gates stock is up more than 75 percent this year. Not surprising, given the huge buzz leading up to the release of The Hunger Games. But
this weekends better-thanexpected opening led several analysts to raise their profit estimates. The only two movies ever to bring in more at the box office on their opening weekend were last years Harry Potter finale, which took in $169.2 million, and 2008s The Dark Knight, which brought $158.4 million its first weekend. Some analysts said Lions Gate shares should reach or top $16 over the next year. The stock rose 65 cents, or 4.5 percent, to close at $15.18 on Monday.
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NEW YORK (AP) When The Killing returns for its second season on Sunday, it will arrive with just a fraction of the hoopla and hysteria that greeted another AMC show, Mad Men, the week before. But thats not to say The Killing wont be received with great interest, particularly by wild-eyed fans of its first season who still are seething over how, in their minds, it did them wrong. Maybe you recall how, last June, this heavyhearted whodunit went to black after 13 episodes spent probing the murder of Seattle teen Rosie Larsen without revealing whodunit while, on the contrary, casting last-minute doubt on the guilt of the accused suspect, mayoral candidate Darren Richmond, just before he apparently fell victim to a vengeance-seeking gunman. Along with the viewers crying foul, many critics were not amused by the seasons lack of closure. New York magazines Andy Greenwald railed that the jaw-droppingly horrible finale spat in the face of convention, logic and the season premiere, which, declared writer Adam Sternbergh, should reveal whether The Killing can stagger back to life. Well, AMC recently sent critics a preview of the twohour season premiere (which airs Sunday at 8 p.m. EDT) and, in my view, it seems no worse for wear and all the back-biting. Sure-footedly, this episode resumes its mystery as it tracks the spreading scope of what appears less and less to be a simple human tragedy. The Killing began last April as a grisly murder case investigated by pint-sized, glowering Homicide Detective Sarah Linden (series star Mireille Enos) and her gangly, skeezy partner Stephen Holder (Joel Kinnaman). But pretty quickly Rosies death up-ended the mayoral race as Richmond, the Seattle City Council president (played by Billy Campbell), was swept up by the crime. Meanwhile, the aftershocks of the murder on Rosies parents (Michelle Forbes and Brent Sexton) and two young brothers emerged as the third narrative strand. Nearly every character but Linden was conceivably the killer. Even now, AMCs website displays more than two dozen potential suspects. So who killed Rosie Larsen? I have no idea. Dont get me wrong the question is of more than passing concern to me as a loyal viewer of the show. But, for me, the bigger mystery of The Killing is why its detractors got so hot and bothered when the perp wasnt nailed. The Larsen murder investigation is the dramatic throughline. But I think The Killing is more pointedly a study of grief. It charts the spiraling trauma inflicted on a family, then a community, by a single violent act; the effect of an unfathomable death on the living. From the candidates aides to a high school teacher to Sarahs son, neglected as his mom plunges into the case, there is no one who isnt in escalating pain. And the pain seems inevitably heading, step by anxious step, to a collective breakdown. Revealing who killed Rosie (a disclosure the producers have promised for the end of Season 2 no, really!) will satisfy the audiences curiosity. Or maybe not. But I think the shows real message, and power, lies in the likelihood that solving the crime will solve practically nothing. Long before then, the damage a great deal of it will be done, and be beyond repair, for its broad swath of victims. This is a theme The Killing has dramatized better, perhaps, than any series that came before. TV mostly treats death as a convenient plot point and source of motivation. The emotional cost is given short shrift. But not with The Killing, which immerses the viewer in Rosies drowning death and its rippling consequences. Its melodrama, but with an authentic edge. And the excellent cast is equal to the challenge of putting it across especially the superb Kinnaman, whose squirrelly, oddly endearing Detective Holder gives The Killing its welcome sparks of comic relief.
Mireille Enos and Joel Kinnaman star in a scene from season two of The Killing. the audience. Time magazines James Poniewozik exploded, I no longer counsel patience with The Killing! You may unlock the toolshed and get the pitchforks! Alan Sepinwall of the website HitFix seemed to invoke Richard Nixon from a halfcentury ago (You dont have Nixon to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference) when he wrote, Ive been lied to by this show for the last time, adding he would never again watch it or review it. (As with Nixon before him, Sepinwall apparently has softened his stance.) Just this month, a New York Times Sunday Magazine story on Veena Sud, the series beleaguered creator-executive producer, put heavy stakes on
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Sharon Gurney shies away from the spotlight

Q: What happened to the beautiful British actress Sharon Gurney? R.S., Youngstown, Ohio A: Sharon Gurney Rhodes was born in 1950. She began her acting career in the late 1960s on the London stage and later moved on to television; she also appeared in a few films. In 1970, she married Simon Gough, with whom she later co-starred in The Corpse. By the mid-70s, she retired from acting. Although I could not find any official reason for her retirement, the fact that she had four children early A: Calamari is the plural form of squid in Italian (singular: calamaro). The word comes from the Latin calamarium. As for why it is called calamari and not squid, I suppose someone once decided that calamari sounded more appetizing than squid, and others apparently agreed. I am told the meat is firm and white with a mild, slightly sweet and almost nutty flavor. No, I have never tried calamari; I dont eat seafood or meat. Q: My favorite show as a child was Captain Kangaroo. Is Bob Keeshan still alive? G.L. A: Robert James Bob Keeshan was a TV producer and actor born in 1927. He is, of course, best known as the title character of the childrens program Captain Kangaroo, which aired from 1955 to 1984. One role Keeshan is not as well known for is the original Clarabell the Clown on Howdy Doody. Keeshan and his wife were married for 45 years, until her death in 1996; they had three children together. He died in 2004.
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8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Who Do You Think You Are? Actress Rita Wilson seeks information about her late father in this new episode. She starts in Greece, where she visits his hometown and birthplace and picks up some information that leads her to Bulgaria. There, she learns more about the hardships he endured, the triumphs he experienced and his reasons for emigrating to the United States. Her journey culminates in an unexpected discovery. 8 p.m. on KEZI Shark Tank In this episode, which opened the shows second season, one of the Sharks makes it clear hes willing to part with $4 million the largest sum in the shows history to back a business he likes. All the investors are high on a young womans toy rental business and fight one another for a piece of it. Also seeking support are an extreme sports enthusiast with a hip new product, and a man with a device that wakes people with the smell of bacon. 8 p.m. on KLSR Kitchen Nightmares Chef Ramsay blows into the Windy City to breathe some fresh air into Zocalo, a Mexican restaurant, in the season finale. Its a popular place, thanks to its vibrant atmosphere, but its poor service and disorganization among the staff are threatening to bring it down if Ramsay cant turn things around. 8 p.m. on CW Nikita Amanda and Ari (Melinda Clarke, Peter Outerbridge) set up a board meeting with Zetrov in preparation for taking over the company. Nikita (Maggie Q) remembers what Amanda was like when she first came to Division after the women have a heated confrontation. Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) makes a surprise appearance at the board meeting with an old friend in tow. Shane West also stars in the new episode Power. 9 p.m. on KPIC CSI: NY A lab techs murder, which has some disturbing similarities to a case from the 1950s, gives Mac (Gary Sinise) and his team a peek into the inner workings of the lab in the new episode Flash Pop. Lee Majors (The Six Million Dollar Man) plays the now-retired detective who investigated the earlier homicide; Spencer Grammer and Aaron Hill (Greek) also guest star. 9 p.m. on CW Supernatural Garth (guest star DJ Qualls) calls on Sam and Dean (Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles) to enlist their help with a difficult case: fighting a vengeful Japanese creature called a Shojo. Complicating the mission is the fact that people can see the Shojo only when theyre drunk which explains this new episodes title, Party On, Garth.
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Ghost Adventures M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond King King King 53 28 M*A*S*H Law & Law & Order: Special Law & Order: Special Fairly Legal Bait & Switch In Plain Sight Mary and Suits Bail Out An old friend Fairly Legal 45 15 Order: SVU Victims Unit Closet Victims Unit Pursuit (N) Marshall get help. (N) needs Mikes help. Poker After Dark Darts Game On! Paid Prog. 47 422 MLS Soccer NHL Hockey Dallas Stars at Vancouver Canucks. (Live) Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Ghost Whisperer One Fine Day (1996) 185 120 Frasier How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Til Death Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama 14 24 (:20) Easy Money (1983) Rodney Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) Mel Gibson. Detectives nail Carlitos Way (1993) Al Pacino, Sean Penn. An ex-con nds it hard to 642 710 Dangereld, Joe Pesci. South African-diplomat drug runner. escape his former life of crime. (:00) Gullivers Travels Game of The A-Team (2010) Liam Neeson. Former Special Forces Real Time With Bill Maher Real Time With Bill Maher Eastbound & 500 600 (2010) Thrones soldiers form a rogue unit. Down (:45) The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) Kristen Stewart. Bella (8:55) The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) Kristen Drive Angry (2011, Action) Nicolas 600 660 nds herself drawn into the world of werewolves. Stewart, Robert Pattinson. Cage, Amber Heard. National Lampoons Attack of the 5 2 Tactical Force (2011, Action) Steve Austin, The Job (2009, Comedy-Drama) Patrick (:10) Booty Call (1997) Jamie Foxx, 620 690 Women (1994) Julie Brown. Michael Jai White. Flueger, Ron Perlman. Tommy Davidson.
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(N) (Live) High School Basketball National 28 31 SportsCenter Invitational, Final. (N) SportsNation English Premier League Soccer Girls High School Basketball College Basketball 27 49 Bassmasters Bulls & Bears Business Forbes/FOX Cashin In (N) Americas News HQ Americas News HQ Jour. FOX News 32 27 (3:00) FOX and Friends Saturday (N) Aarti Party Cook for Real Down Home Minute Meals Pioneer Wo. Best Dishes Contessa Giada-Home 72 50 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Alexs Day Off Big Daddys Smarter Are We Done Yet? (2007) Ice Cube, Nia Long. How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met 31 45 Paid Program Paid Program Get Ripped! (4:36) Cluny Brown (1946) Hello, Dolly! (1969, Musical Comedy) Barbra Streisand, Walter Matthau. A circa-1900 Two of a Kind (1983, Fantasy) John Travolta, Olivia Silent Movie (1976, Comedy) Mel Brooks, Marty 44 Charles Boyer. matchmaker nabs a Yonkers merchant for herself. Newton-John. Feldman, Dom DeLuise. 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From Salt Lake City. nastics Gearz (N) Hot Rod TV NASCAR Racing NASCAR Live NASCAR Racing NCWTS Setup NASCAR Racing 58 53 Gearz Weight Loss Paid Program Paid Program Tummy Tuck Get Ripped! Brazil Butt Lift Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Repo Games Xtreme 4x4 Horsepower 69 38 My Pillow Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Hoover Twin Save-CarMD The Storm (2009) Treat Williams. Forces of nature combine to threaten humanity. 43 40 Twilight Zone Hoover Max Married... With Married... With Married... With My Name Is My Name Is My Name Is My Name Is According to Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Yes, Dear Yes, Dear 33 10 Children Children Children Earl Earl Earl BB Earl Jim Attack-50 Ft The Outlaws Is Coming (1965, Western) The Alias Boston Blackie (1942, Crime Drama) Tarzan the Fearless (1933, Adventure) Buster Stagecoach (1939, Western) John Wayne, 51 26 Woman Three Stooges, Adam West. Chester Morris, Adele Mara. Crabbe, Jacqueline Wells. Claire Trevor, Andy Devine. Lose 30lbs Paid Program Take It Off! Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Property Ladder Property Ladder Property Ladder 42 41 Better H20 Law & Order Cut Law & Order Mothers Day Law & Order Humiliation Rizzoli & Isles The Closer Fresh Pursuit 36 42 (:00) Smallville Law & Order Armed Forces Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Johnny Test Redakai Beyblade-Metl Pokemon BW Ben 10 Ult. Thundercats Green Lantern Young Justice Level Up Level Up 63 33 King of Hill Mysteries at the Museum Off Limits Twin Cities When Vacations Attack Mysteries at the Museum 59 48 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program When Vacations Attack 3s Company The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny The Nanny Hap. Divorced Extreme Makeover: Home 53 28 3s Company 3s Company 3s Company (:12) Threes Company Paid Program Monk Stottlemeyer tries to think like Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Fat Loss for Once in a Lifetime: Rock vs. Psych Autopsy Turvy A bodys cause NCIS Honor Code An ofcer is 45 15 Monk. Food Lovers Cena of death. reported missing. Fishing/Martin Bill Dance Angling Edge Bass 2 Billsh Saltwater Fish Saltwater Exp. Into the Blue Hunt/Big Fish Bill Dance Charlie Moore FLW Outdoors 47 422 Hank Parker KettleBell Fit Hoover Max Ghost Whisperer Pilot Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Lost Boys 185 120 Cindy C Paid Program Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent Law & Order: Criminal Intent 14 68 (4:50) Remo Williams: The Adventure BeStep Up 3 (2010) Rick Malambri, Adam G. Sevani. Street dancers (8:50) The Mask of Zorro (1998) Antonio Banderas. Zorros (:15) Hulk (2003, Fantasy) 642 710 gins (1985) Fred Ward. prepare for a high-stakes showdown. protege crosses swords with a returning tyrant. Eric Bana. (4:40) Never Let Me Go (:25) You Got Served (2004, Drama) Marques Green Lantern (2011) Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively. A test pilot joins a Game Change (2012) Julianne Moore. Gov. Sarah Palin becomes 500 600 (2010) Houston, Omari Grandberry. band of intergalactic warriors. Sen. John McCains running mate in 2008. (:05) On the Shoulders of Gi- (:20) All Good Things (2010, Mystery) Ryan Gosling, Mighty Joe Young (1998) Charlize Theron, Bill Paxton. A noble The Hollywood Complex (2010, Documentary) Maxed Out: 600 660 ants (2011) Kirsten Dunst. 15-foot gorilla rampages through Los Angeles. Hard Times The Safety of Run for the Dream: The Gail Devers Story (:40) Ahead of Time (2009) Ike Aronowitz. The life of (8:55) The Inkwell (1994) Larenz Tate, Joe Morton. A teenager tries to (10:50) The Six Wives of Henry 620 690 Objects (1996) Louis Gossett Jr. Ruth Gruber is chronicled. make the best of a family vacation. Lefay (2008)
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Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Waverly Place Good Luck Jessie Austin & Ally 37 21 Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie Charlie Kick it Up Add It Up Waverly Place Waverly Place Wizards vs. Angels Charlie Khloe Khloe E! News The Voice Team members perform duets. The Voice The Final Battles 57 25 Fashion Star (11:00) High School Basketball SportsCenter Special From New College GameDay From New SportsCenter (N) (Live) E:60 (N) E:60 (N) SportsCenter E:60 (N) 28 31 National Invitational, Final. Orleans. (N) (Live) Orleans. (N) (Live) Special (N) The Fab Five Catching Hell SportsCenter (N) (Live) NHRA Drag Racing SummitRacing.com Nationals, Qualifying. 27 49 Basketball Americas News Headquarters (N) Americas News HQ FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Justice Judge 32 27 The Five Cupcake Wars Worst Cooks in America Sweet Genius Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Iron Chef America Restaurant 72 50 Chopped Sound the Alarm! 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Farm Jessie 37 21 Waverly Place Waverly Place Charlie Charlie Start It Up Give It Up Ferb Ferb Charlie Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco The Voice Team members perform duets. The Voice Team members perform dueling duets. The Break-Up 57 25 Ice-Coco College Basketball State Farm Slam Dunk & 3-Point Championship. From SportsCenter (N) (Live) Womens Final Womens College Basketball NCAA Tournament, First Seminal: Teams TBA. From Denver. (N) Wm. Basketball 28 31 New Orleans. Four (Live) Elite 24 (N) E:60 SportsCenter (N) (Live) NHRA Drag Racing SummitRacing.com Nationals. From Las Vegas. 27 49 Unguarded Americas News Headquarters (N) Fox News Sunday FOX Report (N) Huckabee (N) Fox News 32 27 Americas News HQ Not My Mama Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Restaurant: Impossible Best Thing Best Thing Diners, Drive 72 50 Best Dishes Tropic Thunder (2008, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Jack Black. Iron Man (2008, Action) Robert Downey Jr. 31 45 (11:00) Spider-Man 2 (2004, Action) Tobey Maguire. Shutter (2008, Horror) Joshua Jackson, Rachael Taylor. Newlyweds see Joy Ride (2001, Suspense) Steve Zahn, Paul Walker. Two brothers When a Stranger Calls (2006, Horror) Camilla Belle. A sadistic The Cov44 ghostly images in their photographs. incur the wrath of a psychotic truck driver. phone caller terrorizes a teenage baby-sitter. enant My First Place My First Place Property Property Property Property House Hunters Intl For Rent For Rent House 50 43 Love It or List It Mudcats Boiling Point Mudcats Fall of Kings Mudcats Walk of Shame Mudcats Tempting Fate American Pickers Pawn Stars 41 34 Mudcats Nightmare Holes M.T. Moore M.T. Moore M.T. Moore M.T. Moore M.T. Moore M.T. Moore M.T. Moore M.T. Moore M.T. Moore M.T. Moore M.T. Moore M.T. Moore M.T. Moore 87 George Lopez George Lopez Analyze This (1999) Robert De Niro, Billy Crystal. Barbershop (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube. Premiere. Rebound 15 20 Inspiration Today Camp My Sisters Keeper (2009) Cameron Diaz. August Rush (2007) Freddie Highmore. 23 29 When Innocen Selena (1997, Biography) Jennifer Lopez, Edward James Olmos. Caught on Camera Combat Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera Caught on Camera (N) Caught 54 44 Caught on Camera Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore Jersey Shore 26 17 Jersey Shore Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Alaska State Troopers Wild Justice 73 How to Rock Big Time Movie (2012) Kendall Schmidt. iCarly Carly, Sam and Freddie travel to Japan. iCarly iStill Psycho Victorious 71 39 Kids Choice Awards 2012 Snapped Lisa Costello Snapped Jocelyn Dooley Brooklyn 11223 Snapped Renee Poole Snapped Nikki Reynolds Snapped Jennifer Hyatte Snapped 61 MLS Soccer Mariners All MLB Preseason Baseball Kansas City Royals at Seattle Mariners. From Peoria Stadium in Peoria, Ariz. (N Subject to Mariners All College Baseball Southern Mississippi at Rice. (N Same-day Tape) 38 99 Access (Live) Blackout) (Live) Access (Live) Monterey Reunion NASCAR Victory Lane (N) Dumbest Stuff Dumbest Stuff SPEED Center (N) (Live) Wind Tunnel With D. Despain NASCAR V.L. 58 53 Motorcycle Racing Crocodile Dundee II (1988) Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski. Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back 69 38 Crocodile Dundee (1986) Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski. Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal Fact or Faked: Paranormal The Amityville Horror (2005) 43 40 Fact or Faked: Paranormal (11:45) Harold & Kumar Go to White Starsky & Hutch (2004) Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson. Two detectives Kicking & Screaming (2005, Comedy) Will Ferrell. A father and son The Longest Yard (2005) 33 10 Castle (2004) John Cho, Kal Penn. investigate a cocaine dealer. go head-to-head as soccer coaches. Adam Sandler. (10:00) The (:45) Some Like It Hot (1959, Comedy) Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon. Two gangland The Long, Long Trailer (1954, Comedy) Lucille Ball. Newlyweds Call Northside 777 (1948) James Stewart, 51 26 Great Race murder witnesses disguise themselves as women. sink their savings into a cumbersome trailer. Richard Conte. Premiere. To Niecy Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss Undercover Boss 7-Eleven Undercover 42 41 To Niecy Double Jeopardy (1999) Tommy Lee Jones. (:15) Kiss the Girls (1997) Morgan Freeman, Ashley Judd. (:45) Disturbia (2007) 36 42 Law & Order Hunters 63 33 Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Advent. Time Advent. Time Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Advent. Time Advent. Time Wrld, Gumball Wrld, Gumball Space Jam Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Best Places Best Places Best Places Best Places Extreme Terror Rides Travel Testers (N) Water. 59 48 Bizarre Foods America Extreme Makeover: Home Murder, She Wrote Murder, She Wrote Murder, She Wrote M*A*S*H M*A*S*H M*A*S*H 53 28 Extreme Makeover: Home (11:00) Blood Diamond (2006) Leonardo DiCaprio. Two men join Troy (2004, Adventure) Brad Pitt, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom. Achilles leads Greek forces in the Trojan War. Law & Order: Special Victims Law & Order: 45 15 in a quest to recover a priceless gem. Unit Human trafcking ring. SVU Snowmobile Racing Ahmad NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Boston Bruins at New York Rangers. (N Subject to Blackout) 47 422 (11:00) IndyCar Racing Honda Indy Grand Prix of Alabama. (N) My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding My Fair Wedding Fair Wedding 185 120 (11:00) Bridezillas By Duty Bound (1995) Carroll OConnor. Grow Old Along With Me (1995) Carroll OConnor. 30 Rock How I Met How I Met How I Met How I Met 14 24 (11:50) Blade Runner (1982) Harrison Ford. In 2019 a detective (1:50) Jerry Maguire (1996) Tom Cruise, Cuba Gooding Jr. An attack of conscience (:20) Poltergeist (1982) Craig T. Nelson. A suburban familys lives 642 710 hunts down deadly runaway androids. changes an L.A. sports agents life. are disrupted by vengeful ghosts. Real Time With Bill Maher (:15) Shrek Forever After (2010, Comedy) Voices of Mike Myers, Sucker Punch (2011, Action) Emily Browning. A girls dream world (4:50) Unknown (2011, Suspense) Liam 500 600 Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz. provides an escape from a dark reality. Neeson, Diane Kruger. (11:00) How to Lose a Guy in I Am Number Four (2011, Action) Alex Pettyfer. An alien teenager Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003, Adventure) Red (2010, Action) Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, 600 660 10 Days (2003) must evade those sent to kill him. Angelina Jolie, Gerard Butler, Ciarn Hinds. John Malkovich. (:15) Alchemy (2005) Tom Cavanagh, Sarah (:45) Get Well Soon (2001) Vincent Gallo. A popular TV host has a As Good as It Gets (1997, Comedy-Drama) Jack Nicholson, Helen Hunt. A mean-spirited Twilight: New 620 690 Chalke, James Barbour. nervous breakdown during his show. New York author nds love with a waitress. Moon
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9:30 a.m. on KLSR NASCAR Racing Fans of boys have at it shorttrack racing shouldnt be disappointed today when the Goodys Fast Pain Relief 500 revs things up at Virginias Martinsville Speedway. A field that includes Jimmie Johnson, Kevin Harvick, Carl Edwards and Jeff Gordon will try to survive 500 laps around the .526-mile oval. Harvick passed Dale Earnhardt Jr. with four laps to go to win last years race, while Stewart won his third race in the playoffs at Martinsville in October. 10 a.m. on KEZI NBA Basketball Two top teams with their sights on the NBA Finals get down to business tonight at Oklahoma Citys Chesapeake Energy Arena, where Kevin Durant and the Thunder welcome in Derrick Rose and the Chicago Bulls. This is the first and only meeting (barring the postseason) of the year between these teams, who at this writing owned the best record in their respective conferences. In the second game, LeBron James and the Miami Heat face Rajon Rondo and the Boston Celtics. 7 p.m. on NAT GEO Wicked Tuna This series sets sail with a group of salty, spirited fishermen and women in Americas oldest seaport, Gloucester, Mass., as they embark on their quest to catch bluefin tuna. Cameras follow the crews of five boats, and while each vessel is loaded with diesel engines, radio and sonar, in the end the fishermen reel in the fish just as it was done centuries ago man versus fish, rod versus fin. 8 p.m. on KPIC The 47th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards Blake Shelton and Reba McEntire host this salute to country musics best, airing from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. The Band Perry, last years new artist of the year winner, returns to perform and to contend for the vocal group of the year award. Also in the running for that prize are Rascal Flatts, which has won it seven times, and Lady Antebellum, nominated for a total of five awards. Both groups are also scheduled to perform on the show. 8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX The Celebrity Apprentice Two contestants are eliminated in the new three-hour episode Walking Papers. First, the celebrities must create a New York guidebook, with special guest Regis Philbin judging their efforts. After the first player is fired, the remaining celebrities take on the task of creating an interactive health segment for a drugstore chain. Before they start, however, Trump switches up the teams, leaving one project manager short a person.
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CSI: Miami Just Murdered A mans Criminal Minds Bloodline A family Criminal Minds Roadkill Vehicular The First 48 A man is shot in broad The First 48 A man is shot outside The First 48 A dead body is buried in The First 48 23 mistress ends up dead. abducts young women. homicides. daylight. his home. a basement. 8 Rules Grounded Life Grounded Life 70s Show 70s Show Bring It On: In It to Win It (2007) Ashley Benson. Make/Break 40 32 Still Standing Still Standing 8 Rules (10:30) Speed (1994) Flightplan (2005) Jodie Foster, Peter Sarsgaard. A frantic widow Stigmata (1999) Patricia Arquette, Gabriel Byrne. A young woman is CSI: Miami Extreme Thrill seeker is CSI: Miami 68 24 Keanu Reeves. searches for her daughter on an airplane. plagued by strange visions and wounds. abducted. Animal Cops Miami Animal Cops Miami Too Cute! Infested! Hillbilly Handshin Monsters 49 47 Animal Cops Miami Tabathas Salon Takeover Tabathas Salon Takeover Tabathas Salon Takeover Tabathas Salon Takeover Tabathas Salon Takeover Shahs-Sunset 62 46 Tabathas Salon Takeover Closing Bell (N) Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Biography on CNBC Filthy Rich 65 The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) Scrubs Scrubs Crnk Yankers (:24) Futurama Futurama (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny Always Sunny Daily Show 64 98 Run Fat Boy Run (2007) Simon Pegg. TBA TBA TBA Roseanne Roseanne Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Meet, Browns Meet, Browns King 12 14 TBA American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper: Senior vs. American Chopper: Senior vs. American 34 30 Junior Silent Treatment Junior Junior Free Rick Junior Old Rivals Junior Winners and Losers Junior The Apprentice Bike Chopper Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Wizards of Phineas and Phineas and Phineas and Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Austin & Ally Jessie Jessie Shake It Up! 37 21 Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Waverly Place Ferb Ferb Ferb Fashion Police The E! True Hollywood Story The E! True Hollywood Story The E! True Hollywood Story Khloe Khloe Fashion 57 25 E! News Outside/Lines Baseball ToNFL Live (N) (Live) Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) College GameDay From New Orleans. 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A former 44 phone caller terrorizes a teenage baby-sitter. new neighbors have a sinister agenda. executive exposes a cigarette companys lies. Hunters Intl Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Curb/Block Price This 50 43 House Decoding the Past Seven Wonders of the World. Modern Marvels American Pickers Amer. Pickers 41 34 Journey to the Earths Core In the heart of the Earth. Emerils Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons The Waltons The Nurse The Waltons The Intruders Little House 87 Space Cowboys (2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. 15 20 Paid Program Paid Program George Lopez George Lopez Rebound (2005, Comedy) Martin Lawrence. Greys Anatomy Holidaze Greys Anatomy Blink How I Met Reba Medium Coming Soon Medium 23 29 Old Christine Old Christine Greys Anatomy The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. 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A spy feeds Lullaby of Broadway (1951, Musical Comedy) 51 26 Texas OHara, James Ellison, Buddy Ebsen. (1942) Bert Lahr. information to a hostile American Indian leader. Doris Day, Gene Nelson. A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Babys First Lottery Changed My Life Lottery Changed My Life Lottery Changed My Life Lottery-Life 42 41 What Not to Wear Amanda Las Vegas Leverage A crew of thieves. The Closer Time Bomb Law & Order (DVS) Law & Order Life Line Law & Order 36 42 Las Vegas A Cannon Carol Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show MAD 63 33 Looney Tunes In America Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Pie Paradise Bourdain: No Reservations Bourdain 59 48 In America M*A*S*H Gunsmoke Quaker Girl Gunsmoke Moonstone Bonanza The Gentle Ones Bonanza Bonanza M*A*S*H 53 28 M*A*S*H Law & Order: Criminal Intent A Law & Order: Criminal Intent A Law & Order: Criminal Intent The NCIS Split Decision Marines remains NCIS The Weak Link Navy SEALs NCIS Reveille Gibbs comes face to NCIS See No 45 15 doctor is suspected of theft. DJs death links to a fan. death of a photographer. found. death was murder. face with Ari. Evil IndyCar 36 IndyCar Racing Honda Indy Grand Prix of Alabama. Sports Talk NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey Washington Capitals at Tampa Bay Lightning. (Live) 47 422 Ahmad Charmed The Painted World Charmed The Devils Music Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls 185 120 Ghost Whisperer Walker, Texas Ranger Walker, Texas Ranger Old Christine Old Christine 30 Rock 30 Rock Amer. Funniest Home Videos Amer. 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(5:50) The Social Network (2010) Multiplicity (1996) Michael Keaton. Scientically created Man of the House (2005, Comedy) (:45) The Forgotten 642 710 Jesse Eisenberg. duplicates complicate a mans life. Tommy Lee Jones. (2004) (:00) The Dilemma (2011) Vince Real Time With Bill Maher Inception (2010, Science Fiction) Leonardo DiCaprio. A thief enters Green Lantern (2011) 500 600 Vaughn, Kevin James. peoples dreams and steals their secrets. Ryan Reynolds. (5:30) The Back-up (:25) The Entitled (2011, Suspense) Kevin Californica- House of Shameless Fiona Interrupted House of Californica- Shameless 600 660 Plan (2010) Zegers, Victor Garber. Premiere. tion (iTV) Lies (iTV) (iTV) Lies (iTV) tion (iTV) (iTV) Phunny Business: A Black Comedy Spooner (2009) Matthew Lillard, Nora Group Sex (2009, Comedy) Josh Cooke, (:05) Leaves of Grass (2009) Edward 620 690 (2010) Narrated by John Ridley. Zehetner. Greg Grunberg. Norton, Keri Russell.
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Under Siege Hillbilly Handshin Monsters 49 47 Animal Cops Miami Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha Takes Over Tabatha 62 46 Housewives/Atl. Closing Bell (N) Closing Bell-Bartiromo Fast Money (N) Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Trash Inc: The Secret Life of 60 Minutes on 65 The Situation Room With Wolf Blitzer (N) John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Piers Morgan 35 35 CNN Newsroom (N) Scrubs Scrubs Crnk Yankers (:24) Futurama Futurama (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Daily Show 64 98 (11:30) How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008) Brazil Bum TBA TBA Roseanne Roseanne Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Meet, Browns Meet, Browns King 12 14 TBA Deadliest Catch Ice bashing leaves Deadliest Catch A man has a heart Deadliest Catch A Coast Guard Deadliest Catch Cap. Jonathan Deadliest Catch Phil Harris is airlifted Deadliest Catch Skipper Phil battles Deadliest 34 30 the eet in pain. attack on a boat. helicopter rescue. leaves the Time Bandit. to Anchorage. for his life. Catch Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Good Luck Jessie Jessie Jessie So Random! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! Shake It Up! 37 21 Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Break It Up Match It Up Heat It Up Apply It Up Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Demi Lovato 15 Hollywood Girls Gone Gor Katy Perry Hollywood 57 25 E! News Outside/Lines Baseball ToNFL Live (N) (Live) Around the Pardon the SportsCenter (N) (Live) NCAA Womens Championship Womens College Basketball 28 31 First Report night (N) (Live) Horn (N) Interruption (N) Special From Denver. 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8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX The Biggest Loser In the biggest makeover episode in the shows history, the six remaining contestants are surprised by an invitation from the United States most prominent fitness advocate: first lady Michelle Obama. After getting new hairdos from celebrity stylist Ken Paves and help picking out new outfits from fashion expert Jeannie Mai, they get another surprise at the White House reunions with loved ones before meeting the first lady. 8 p.m. on KSYS, KOAC Grand Coulee Dam: American Experience This new episode looks at how the tension between technological achievement and environmental impact hangs over the legacy of Washingtons Grand Coulee Dam, which was the largest hydroelectric power-producing facility in the world when it was completed in March 1941. 8:31 p.m. on KEZI Cougar Town Jules (Courteney Cox) has reservations about accepting Travis (Dan Byrd) offer to take the photos at her wedding to Grayson (Josh Hopkins). Bobby (Brian Van Holt) hopes to take his relationship with Angie (Sarah Chalke) to the next level in the new episode You Can Still Change Your Mind. Christa Miller, Busy Philipps and Ian Gomez also star. 9 p.m. on CW Ringer Bridget (Sarah Michelle Gellar), still posing as Siobhan, tells Machado (Nestor Carbonell) that she suspects Andrew (Ioan Gruffudd) tried to kill her. At Henrys (Kristoffer Polaha) apartment, Siobhan overhears her sister accusing him of killing Tyler. Catherine (Andrea Roth) takes drastic steps to get closer to Andrew in the new episode If Youre Just an Evil Bitch Then Get Over It. 9 p.m. on LIFE Dance Moms In the season finale, the girls of the Abby Lee Dance Company are competing for the regional title and a Joffrey Ballet scholarship. Things go from bad to worse for Abby when one of her girls freezes, then Cathy Nesbitt-Stein and her Candy Apples Dance Center team show up at the competition in Abbygeddon. 10 p.m. on HIST Top Shot First season winner Iain Harrison returns to school the competitors in British weaponry. The team challenge introduces a surprising twist, and one team bands together to conquer the task. For the losing team, its off to the elimination round, where two shooters compete in a high-stress precision challenge in the new episode The Mad Minute. 10:30 p.m. on LIFE Dance Moms: Miami This new Dance Moms spinoff goes behind the scenes at Miamis Stars Dance Studio, whose owners renowned contemporary dance instructors Victor Smalley (So You Think You Can Dance) and Angel Armas train a diverse group of talented young male and female dancers. Victor and Angel dedicate their lives to sharing their craft with their students while dealing with the drama and conflicting goals of the kids wildly competitive mothers.
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What Not to Wear Go Red A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Babys First Toddlers & Tiaras Toddlers & Tiaras Toddlers & Tiaras Toddler-Tiara Las Vegas Las Vegas 2 on 2 Leverage A corrupt lawyer. The Closer Law & Order (DVS) Law & Order Trade This Law & Order Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Johnny Test Regular Show MAD In America In America Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Breakfast Paradise Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Gunsmoke Gunsmoke The Hanging Bonanza The Trackers Bonanza Bonanza M*A*S*H (10:30) The Bone Collector House Bombshells A patient has House Masters develops a crush on a House Cuddys mom is admitted to the NCIS Lt. Jane Doe Navy lieutenants NCIS The Bone Yard A Maa dump- NCIS Terminal (1999) suspicious body scars. patient. hospital. rape and murder. ing ground. 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8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Betty Whites Off Their Rockers Picking up where the January special of the same name left off, this hidden-camera series hosted by comedy legend White blows senior stereotypes out of the water. A cast of sassy septuagenarians pulls shockingly hilarious pranks on the younger generation, from asking a girl in a mall to sign a petition banning ugly people from reproducing to propositioning a young man at an airport gate to join an older woman in the mile high club. 8 p.m. on CW One Tree Hill It began as the story of two teenage half brothers who lived very different lives but bonded over basketball. Over nine seasons, however, this drama grew with its characters as they embraced careers, parenthood and all that comes with young adult life. In the two-hour series finale, One Tree Hill, the 10th anniversary of Tric brings everyone together to remember the past and consider the future. Sophia Bush, James Lafferty and Bethany Joy Galeotti star. 8:30 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Best Friends Forever Jessica St. Clair (Bridesmaids) and Lennon Parham (Accidentally on Purpose) star in this comedy series as Jessica and Lennon, best friends who live on opposite sides of the country. When Jessica is overnighted divorce papers, Lennon persuades her to return home to Brooklyn and back into the apartment they used to share. It doesnt take long for them to fall into old habits, none of which is good news for Lennons live-in boyfriend, Joe (Luka Jones). 9 p.m. on KPIC Criminal Minds Horror icon Robert Englund (A Nightmare on Elm Street) guest stars in this new episode as a detective who assists Rossi (Joe Mantegna) and the team with a case right out of a horror movie: the ritualistic murders of several people in Oregon. Juliet Landau (Ed Wood) also guest stars in Heathridge Manor, which was directed by series star Matthew Gray Gubler. 9 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Bent Marcia Gay Harden guest stars as Vanessa, Petes (David Walton) mom, whose arrival in town rekindles Walts (Jeffrey Tambor) determination to win her back. Alex (Amanda Peet) fears that Pete has reverted to his old ways when he fails to show up for work. Screwsie (Margo Harshman) gets help caring for her bosss cat from Gary (Jesse Plemons), who has an ulterior motive, in the new episode Mom. 9 p.m. on KSYS, KOAC NOVA Tech correspondent David Pogue journeys through the world of weird, extreme chemistry on a quest to unlock the secrets of the elements. Punctuated by surprising and often alarming experiments, the new episode Hunting the Elements is a roller-coaster ride through natures hidden lab and the stories of discovery that revealed its secrets. Tom Brown, a research physicist at Californias Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, is among those interviewed.
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Paid Prog. 65 Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers 35 35 Piers 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock 30 Rock Chappelles Chappelles South Park South Park South Park Ugly Amer Daily Show Colbert Rep South Park Seinfeld Seinfeld One Tree Hill The 10th anniversary of Tric. Cops Til Death Til Death 70s Show 70s Show 12 14 King (:00) Sons of Sons of Guns Repairing a Sons of Guns Jesse James Sons of Guns Worlds Largest Triggers: Weapons That Sons of Guns Worlds Largest Triggers: 34 30 Guns Japanese Auto Cannon. Gun Machine Gun Changed the World Machine Gun Change Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Jessie A.N.T. Farm Spy Kids (2001) Antonio Banderas, (:05) A.N.T. Austin & Jessie WizardsFish Hooks 37 21 Charlie Carla Gugino. Farm Ally Place E! News (N) The Hot Chick (2002, Comedy) Rob Schneider. The Soup The Soup Chelsea Lat E! News 57 25 Ice-Coco MLB Base- Baseball NBA Basketball Los Angeles Lakers at Los Angeles Clippers. 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Needle Hunters Intl House Property Brothers Property Brothers House Hunters Intl Property Brothers Property 50 43 House Larry the Cable Guy Restoration Restoration Larry the Cable Guy Restoration Restoration Larry the Cable Guy Restoration 41 34 Larry Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls 87 Cold Case Sleepover Cold Case Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Without 15 20 Whisperer Cold Case Wife Swap Wife Swap Baur/Fine Wife Swap Wife Swap Wife Swap 23 29 Wife Swap Wife Swap The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle The Challenge: Battle Pauly D 26 17 70s Show Ridiculous. Ridiculous. 16 and Pregnant Ecstasy American Weed Doomsday Preppers High Ecstasy American Weed Border Wars National 73 Victorious Victorious My Wife My Wife George George 70s Show 70s Show Friends Friends Friends 71 39 iCarly (:00) The Honeymooners (2005) Bad Girls Club Bad Girls Club (:15) Brooklyn 11223 The Honeymooners (2005) 61 UEFA Champions League UFC Reloaded Mixed martial arts greatest ghters and most epic ghts. UFC Insider The Dan Patrick Show UEFA Cham38 99 Soccer pions Stuntbust. Stuntbust. NASCAR Race Hub Dumbest Dumbest Car Warriors Stuntbust. Stuntbust. Pimp, Ride 58 53 Warriors Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Auction Am Digger Am Digger Repo Repo Auction 69 38 Auction Ghost Hunters Ghost Hunters Inter. Monster Man (N) Ghost Hunters Inter. Monster 43 40 Ghost Hunt Ghost Hunters The King of Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) The Ofce 33 10 Queens Theory Theory (5:00) Mid- Storm Warning (1951, Drama) Ginger (:45) The Winning Team (1952, Biography) Ronald Julie (1956) Doris Day. A woman discovers her new 51 26 night Lace Rogers, Ronald Reagan. Reagan, Doris Day, Frank Lovejoy. husband murdered her last spouse. Toddlers & Tiaras Toddlers & Tiaras Toddlers & Tiaras Toddlers & Tiaras (N) Toddlers & Tiaras Toddler 42 41 Toddler Law & Order Disciple Law & Order Law & Order Law & Order Bad Girl CSI: NY Risk CSI: NY 36 42 Law Adventure Johnny T NinjaGo Level Up King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Chicken 63 33 Gumball Amazing Man, Food Man, Food Extreme Fast Food Amazing 59 48 Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Amazing M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. King King Cleveland Divorced King King Raymond 53 28 M*A*S*H (:00) NCIS NCIS: Los Angeles Search NCIS A seamans death may be NCIS A murder is caught on Psych True Grits (N) Fairly Legal Bait & Switch NCIS Lt. Jane 45 15 and Destroy one in a series. tape. (DVS) Doe Costas Tonight (N) (Live) Poker After Dark NHL NHL 36 NHL NHL 36 Paid Prog. 47 422 Hockey Ghost Whisperer My Fair Wedding Wedding 185 120 Notting Hill Notting Hill (1999, Romance-Comedy) Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant. Videos WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Til Death Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama 14 24 (:10) Little Giants (1994) Rick 642 710 Moranis, Ed ONeill. Charlie St. REAL Sports With Bryant 500 600 Cloud Gumbel Scary Movie 2 (2001, Comedy) Shawn 600 660 Wayans, Marlon Wayans. Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work 620 690 (2010) Grown Ups (2010, Comedy) Adam (:45) National Lampoons Animal House (1978, (:40) Knockaround Sandler, Kevin James. Comedy) John Belushi, Kevin Bacon. Guys (2001) Due Date (2010) Robert Downey Jr., (:45) Making Game of Thrones Tyrion Real Time With Bill Maher Game of Zach Galianakis. Veep (N) arrives in Kings Landing. Thrones Bobcat Goldthwait: Dont Shameless Fiona Interrupted House of Californica- Inside Jackass: The Movie Look the Same (iTV) Lies (iTV) tion (iTV) Comedy (2002) The Tempest (2010, Drama) Helen Mirren, Felicity Jones, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale Boogie Djimon Hounsou. Premiere. (2007, Adventure) Jason Statham. Woogie
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Law & Order: Criminal Intent Partner is killed on the job. Body & Spirit Journeys n Tiny Tots for Kids Time Dick Nunez. Journals Jesus The 700 Club New Adv./Old How I Met Your Friends Frasier The 11 Christine Mother Perfect Guy The Nate Berkus Show Nate Days of our Lives (N) Swift Justice: Swift Justice: makes over a neighborhood. Jackie Glass Jackie Glass Simply Painting Taste This! Charlie Rose (N) Barney & Thomas & Friends: Day of the 7 Europe Friends Diesels (2011)
CBS Evening News (N) News/Pelley The Golden Child (1986, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Charles Dance. News (N) NBC Nightly News (N) News (N) The Electric Fetch! With Ruff Nightly BusiCompany Ruffman ness Report News (N) ABC World KEZI 9 News at News 6pm (N) Anderson The 700 Club 3ABN Today Live The Ofce 30 Rock King of the Hill Respawn KMTR NewsNews NBC Nightly Source at 5pm News (N) The Electric Fetch! With Ruff J. Birds Blue Company Ruffman World The First 48 Dirty Dancing CSI: Miami Not Landing Monsters
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Baseball Tonight (N) College Hockey Studio B With Shepard Smith Your World With Neil Cavuto The Five (N) Special Report FOX Report/Shepard Smith The OReilly Factor (N) Hannity (N) Home Cooking Contessa Sandra Lee Dollar Dinners Secrets Minute Meals Giada-Home Giada-Home Contessa Contessa Best Dishes Home Cooking Chopped (10:30) We Own the Night 12 Rounds (2009, Action) John Cena, Aidan Gillen, Ashley Scott. You Dont Mess With the Zohan (2008) Adam Sandler, John Turturro. How I Met Darkness Falls (2003, Horror) Chaney Kley. The spirit of a lynched Eastern Promises (2007) Viggo Mortensen. A midwife nds In Too Deep (1999, Crime Drama) Omar Epps, LL Cool J. An under- X-Men: The woman haunts a New England town. evidence against a crime family in London. cover cop starts losing his identity. Last Stand House Hunters Intl Novogratz High Low Proj. Room Cr. Room Cr. Room Cr. Room Cr. Room Cr. Room Cr. Room Cr. Room Cr. Room Cr. Modern Marvels Bullets Top Shot Top Shot Top Shot The Mad Minute Mudcats Fall of Kings Mudcats Walk of Shame Mudcats Emerils Table Petkeeping The Martha Stewart Show The Martha Stewart Show The Waltons The Test The Waltons The Quilting The Waltons The House Little House My Pillow Paid Program George Lopez George Lopez Barbershop (2002) Ice Cube, Anthony Anderson. Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisperer Ghost Whisp. Old Christine Old Christine Greys Anatomy Greys Anatomy Greys Anatomy How I Met Reba Reba Issues Reba Wife Swap Martin Bashir (N) The Dylan Ratigan Show (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews PoliticsNation (N) Hardball With Chris Matthews The Ed Show (N) R. Maddow Cribs Priciest Pads Count. Cribs Priciest Pads Count. Pauly D Punkd 16 and Pregnant Katie 16 and Pregnant 70s Show 70s Show 70s Show Border Wars Dead of Night The Decrypters When Aliens Attack Fighting back in case of an attack. Border Wars Cocaine Sting The Decrypters (N) Apostles Best Player (2011, Comedy) Jerry Trainor. 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Puppy Odd Parents The Penguins Supah Ninjas SpongeBob SpongeBob Kung Fu Big Time Rush Roseanne Roseanne Brooklyn 11223 Brooklyn 11223 Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Americas Next Top Model Law Order: CI The Dan Patrick Show (N) Volvo Ocean Race Sports Unlimited Beavers All The I7 (N) Paid Program Mariners All Baseballs Bary Boys in the Hall Access Access Golden Age (11:00) Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction (N) (Live) Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn CSI: Crime Scene Investigatn Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Jail Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Twilight Zone Yes, Dear Yes, Dear American Dad My Name Is EverybodyEverybodyEverybodyEverybodyFriends Friends The Last Friends The Last Friends Pilot The King of Marital Aid Earl Raymond Raymond Raymond Raymond One One Queens (11:00) Captain Horatio Horn- (:15) Man With a Million (1953, Comedy) (:45) The Purple Plain (1954, Adventure) Gregory Peck. A pilot ghts Now Playing Please Dont Eat the Daisies (1960, Comedy) blower (1951) Gregory Peck, Jane Grifth. a breakdown upon learning of his wifes death. April 2012 Doris Day, David Niven. (DVS) What Not to Wear Carla A Baby Story A Baby Story Rm-Multiples Babys First Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Life Mysteries Dateline: Real Las Vegas Las Vegas High Steaks Leverage The Runway Job The Closer NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Orlando Magic. (N) (Live) Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Tom and Jerry Looney Tunes Looney Tunes Ed, Edd, Eddy Ed, Edd, Eddy Johnny Test Level Up Regular Show MAD In America In America Bourdain: No Reservations Bizarre Foods/Zimmern Man v. Food Man v. Food Hot & Spicy Paradise Bourdain: No Reservations Man v. Food M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Gunsmoke The Hanging Gunsmoke Saturday Night Bonanza Bonanza The Burning Sky Bonanza The Prince (:13) M*A*S*H Burn Notice A port worker is being Burn Notice Breach of Faith Sams Burn Notice Neighborhood Watch Burn Notice Michael and Jesse Burn Notice Past & Future Tense Burn Notice Where Theres Smoke NCIS Call of threatened. friend takes hostages. A doctor seeks help. capture a killer. Jesse makes contact. Rescuing Fiona. Silence FLW Outdoors Snowboarding (Taped) IndyCar Racing Sports Talk NHL Live (N) NHL Hockey New York Rangers at Pittsburgh Penguins. (Live) Ghost Whisperer Charmed Ms. Hellre Charmed Heartbreak City Braxton Family Values Braxton Family Values Mary Mary Giving Thanks Mary Mary (N) (11:10) MLB Baseball Washington Nationals at Chicago Cubs. Postgame Old Christine 30 Rock 30 Rock Amer. Funniest Home Videos How I Met How I Met How I Met (3:50) No Mans Land (1987, Crime Drama) (:45) Brooklyns Finest Charlie Sheen, D.B. Sweeney. (2009) Richard Gere. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader Unknown (2010, Fantasy) Georgie Henley. (2011) According to Spencer (2001) Jesse Bradford, (:45) The Core (2003, Action) Adam Goldberg. Premiere. Aaron Eckhart. (:15) Evasive Action (1998, Action) Dorian Harewood, Ray Wise. Prisoner (5:55) Bantries to stop a train that lost its brakes. dits
The First 48 Floating corpse with a The First 48 The murder of Darrell The First 48 A teenager is murdered. slashed throat. Harrell. 70s Show 70s Show Bring It On (2000) Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku. The Killing Reections; My Lucky Day CSI: Miami The Oath Police ofcer is killed. Too Cute! Puppies Infested! Hillbilly Handshin The Real Housewives of Atlanta Watch What Happens: Live Shahs of Sunset Mad Money (N) The Kudlow Report (N) Best Buy: The Big Box Fights John King, USA (N) Erin Burnett OutFront (N) Anderson Cooper 360 (N) Crnk Yankers (:26) Futurama Futurama (:28) Tosh.0 Always Sunny South Park Lifechangers Lifechangers The Steve Wilkos Show Meet, Browns Meet, Browns American Chopper American Chopper Man vs. Wild
(:05) Disneys A Christmas Carol (2009, Fantasy) Voices of Jim (1:50) Blade Runner (1982) Harrison Ford. In 2019 a detective 642 710 Carrey, Robin Wright Penn. hunts down deadly runaway androids. American Something the Lord Made (2004) Alan Rickman. A lab technician Flipped (2010, Romance-Comedy) Madeline Car500 600 Reunion helps a doctor with surgical techniques. roll, Callan McAuliffe. (10:50) Crazy (:25) Fallout (1998) Daniel Baldwin. Russians hijack a Capote (2005, Biography) Philip Seymour Hoffman. Writer Truman 600 660 Jones spacecraft and threaten the world. Capote researches a familys murder. (11:40) Blind Terror (1999) (:15) Maximum Velocity (2003, Action) Dale Midkiff, Michael Ironside. A (2:50) Dispatch (2011) Michael 620 690 Nastassja Kinski. catastrophic storm threatens the planet. Bershad, Bruce Bohne.
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5 p.m. on NAT GEO The Decrypters An apparently African skeleton, unearthed near a medieval English monastery, pushes professor Sue Blacks forensics team to its limits in the new episode Mummified Child. Bone analysis offers clues about the origins of the skeleton, and facial reconstruction painstakingly reveals his face. The historical trail points to new evidence about British ancestry, and the case takes an unexpected twist when they discover the tragic truth about how he died. 8 p.m. on KOBI, KMTX Community When Troy and Abeds (Donald Glover, Danny Pudi) dispute over which fort is better the one constructed from pillows or the one made with blankets escalates into an all-out campus war, Jeff (Joel McHale) tries to mediate, but neither combatant is willing to back down, and their friendship is threatened. Chevy Chase also stars in the new episode Pillows and Blankets. 8 p.m. on TRVL Truck Stop USA Host Joe Bechtold is back in the newly retitled series centered on his Midway Truck Stop. Expect more quirky characters and funny stories as Joe attempts to make his truck stop Americas next great tourist destination. 9 p.m. on KEZI Greys Anatomy Lexie (Chyler Leigh) overhears Mark (Eric Dane) talking about moving in with Julia (Holley Fain). Teddy (Kim Raver) takes steps toward getting over Henrys passing. Callie (Sara Ramirez) questions Arizona (Jessica Capshaw) about her past relationships. Meredith (Ellen Pompeo) tries to support Cristina (Sandra Oh) through tense times with Owen (Kevin McKidd). A big cat sends two people to the hospital in the new episode The Lion Sleeps Tonight. 9 p.m. on TRVL Sand Masters Rusty Croft and the rest of the sand sculpting team return for a second season of this series that pits time, tide and the elements against the ability to create breathtaking if temporary art out of sand. In back-to-back episodes, the team will try to create a 60-ton masterpiece for a Fantasy Fest celebration in Key West, Fla., and a cowboy-themed sculpture for the National Finals Rodeo in Las Vegas. 10 p.m. on KPIC The Mentalist Jane (Simon Baker) and his colleagues investigate the murder of a beloved English teacher in this new episode. Cho (Tim Kang) tries to keep his relationship with Summer (Samaire Armstrong) a secret from Lisbon (Robin Tunney). Rigsby (Owain Yeoman) nervously awaits his childs birth. Amanda Righetti also stars in Somethings Rotten in Redmund.
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Person of Interest Flesh and The Mentalist (N) Blood (N) The Golden Child (1986, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Charles Dance, Charlotte Lewis. The Ofce Up All Night Awake A hostage situation. (N) (N) Lark Rise to Candleford Californias The Wine Green makers Greys Anatomy A lion gets (:01) Scandal Sweet Baby loose in Seattle. (N) Without a Trace A missing Without a Trace Copy neurosurgeon. Cat Gospel Better Life Variety Time Out Outreach Today Touch Martin meets a man who Fox News at Two and a knew his wife. 10 (N) Half Men The Ofce Up All Night Awake A hostage situation. (N) (N) Doc Martin Louisas mom The Adventures of Sherarrives unexpectedly. lock Holmes
(:00) The The First 48 Southwick; The First 48 A man is beaten The First 48 Under One The First 48: Missing (:01) The First 48: Missing (12:01) The 23 First 48 Devils Doorway to death in public. Room; Off Target (N) Persons (N) Persons First 48 Raising Helen (2004) Kate Hudson, John Corbett. The 700 Club Prince 40 32 (:00) Dirty Dancing (1987) Jennifer Grey. (:00) CSI: CSI: Miami A rap stars Coach Carter (2005, Drama) Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Richard, Rob Brown. A highEscape From L.A. (1996, Action) Kurt 68 24 Miami bodyguard is killed. school basketball coach pushes his team to excel. Russell, Stacy Keach. Infested! Infested! Monsters Inside Me Monsters Inside Me Infested! Monsters 49 47 Monsters Housewives/Atl. Housewives/OC Housewives/OC Housewives Happens Housewives/Atl. 62 46 Shahs of Sunset Comics The American Tax Cheat Mad Money Comic Books Unbound The American Tax Cheat Paid Prog. Paid Prog. Paid Prog. 65 Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers Morgan Tonight Anderson Cooper 360 Erin Burnett OutFront Piers 35 35 Piers Futurama Futurama Futurama South Park Tosh.0 Daily Show Colbert Rep Tosh.0 64 98 Colbert Rep 30 Rock 30 Rock Futurama Seinfeld Seinfeld The Vampire Diaries The Secret Circle Cops Til Death Til Death 70s Show 70s Show 12 14 King American American Chopper American Chopper American Chopper American Chopper American Chopper American 34 30 Chopper Chopper Good Luck A.N.T. Farm Jessie Phineas and Phineas and Ferb: The Movie: Across Phineas and Austin & Jessie WizardsWizards37 21 Charlie Ferb the 2nd Dimension (2011) Ferb Ally Place Place E! News (N) Reunion The Soup Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Ice-Coco Chelsea Lat E! News 57 25 Khloe (5:00) 2012 Masters Tournament First SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) SportsCenter 28 31 Round. WTA Tennis Baseball Tonight (N) MMA Live NASCAR World, Poker Poker 27 49 College Hockey The OReilly Factor Hannity Greta Van Susteren The Five Red Eye (N) 32 27 Hannity (N) Greta Van Susteren Chopped Chopped Chopped Sweet Genius (N) Sweet Genius Chopped 72 50 Chopped Two Men Two Men Two Men Role Models (2008) Seann William Scott. Role 31 45 How I Met How I Met How I Met Two Men (:00) X-Men: The Last Stand (2006, (:08) FXM X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) Hugh Jackman. A cure (:38) FXM In Too Deep (1999, Crime Drama) 44 Action) Hugh Jackman. Presents for mutations divides the X-Men. Presents Omar Epps, LL Cool J. Hunters Intl House Selling NY Selling NY Selling LA Selling NY House Hunters Intl House Hunters Intl Selling LA 50 43 Room Cr. Swamp People Swamp People Swamp People (N) Mudcats Ax Men Swamp 41 34 Mudcats Little House Little House on Prairie Little House on Prairie Little House Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier Gold Girls 87 Cold Case Cold Case Discretions Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal 15 20 Whisperer Cold Case Red Glare The Secret Life of Bees (2008) Queen Latifah. Dance Moms: Miami Reba Secret 23 29 Wife Swap Wife Swap The Ed Show Rachel Maddow Show The Last Word Hardball Chris Matthews Ed Show 54 44 R. Maddow The Last Word Pauly D Punkd Punkd (N) Pauly D Pants Pants Savage U 26 17 70s Show Ridiculous. Ridiculous. The Challenge: Battle Apostles Head of John the Baptist The Decrypters Secret-Apostles Head of John the Baptist Border Wars Man-Made 73 Victorious Victorious My Wife My Wife George George 70s Show 70s Show Friends Friends Friends 71 39 iCarly Law CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law Order: CI Law CI 61 Mariners All Boxing Dyah Ali Davis vs. Francisco Sierra. From Maywood, The Best of Pride World Poker Tour: Season The Dan Patrick Show UFC Re38 99 Access Calif. 10 loaded Trucker Trucker Pimp, Ride 58 53 (5:00) Barrett-Jackson Automobile Auction Jail Jail Jail Jail iMPACT Wrestling (N) Jail Jail Jail 69 38 Jail Gothika (2003, Horror) Halle Berry. White Noise (2005) Michael Keaton, Chandra West. The Skeleton Key 43 40 Twi. Zone The King of Seinfeld Seinfeld Family Guy Family Guy Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Big Bang Conan (N) The Ofce 33 10 Queens Theory Theory Theory Theory Please The Thrill of It All (1963, Romance-Comedy) Doris The Glass Bottom Boat (1966, Comedy-Drama) Doris It Happened to Jane (1959, Comedy) 51 26 Dont Day, James Garner, Arlene Francis. Day, Rod Taylor. (DVS) Doris Day, Jack Lemmon. 20/20 on TLC 20/20 on TLC (N) 20/20 on TLC (N) 20/20 on TLC (N) 20/20 on TLC 20/20 42 41 Dateline Inside the NBA (N) Bones Law & Order Refuge Law 36 42 NBA Basketball Boston Celtics at Chicago Bulls. (N) (Live) Adventure Adventure MAD Regular King of Hill King of Hill Amer. Dad Amer. Dad Family Guy Family Guy Delocated 63 33 Gumball Truck Stp Sand M. Sand M. No Reservation The Layover London Sand M. 59 48 Man, Food Man, Food Man, Food Truck Stp M*A*S*H M*A*S*H Home Imp. Home Imp. King King King King King King Raymond 53 28 M*A*S*H (:00) NCIS NCIS Heart Break Navy NCIS A Marines wife kills an NCIS Chained Tony goes NCIS Blackwater A detective In Plain Sight Mary and CSI: Crime 45 15 commanders death. intruder. under cover. helps the team. Marshall get help. Scene Sports Talk Ahmad NHL IndyCar 36 Poker After Dark Darts NHL NHL 36 Paid Prog. 47 422 NHL Live Mary Mary Mary Mary Ghost Whisperer Mary Mary Mary Mary 185 120 Mary Mary Mary Mary How I Met WGN News at Nine (N) 30 Rock Scrubs Scrubs Til Death Til Death Sunny Sunny Futurama Futurama 14 24 (5:45) Brooklyns Finest (2009) 642 710 Richard Gere, Don Cheadle. (:00) Unknown (2011) Liam Neeson, 500 600 Diane Kruger. (5:45) The Core (2003, Action) Aaron 600 660 Eckhart, Hilary Swank. (5:55) Bandits (2001) Bruce Willis, 620 690 Billy Bob Thornton. The Abyss (1989) Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. An oil-rig Blade Runner (1982, Science Fiction) Harrison Ford, crew must search for a sunken nuclear sub. Rutger Hauer, Sean Young. God Is the American True Blood Shes Not There True Blood You Smell Like Taxicab Confessions 2002 (11:55) Bigger Elvis Reunion Dinner Gladiator Scream (1996) Neve Campbell. A psychopath stalks the Shameless Fiona Interrupted Gigolos Sunset Place House of teens of a sleepy California town. (iTV) Lies (iTV) The Heart Specialist (2006) Wood Harris, Zoe Saldana, Phunny Business: A Black Comedy Night Catches Us Brian J. White. Premiere. (2010) Narrated by John Ridley. (2010)
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angry teens rage against a twofaced cruel world, is completely revamped and turned on its head as Gray switches the lyrics to take on the point of view of a parent. Also included are short skits featuring Nicole Scherzinger and MC Lyte that show Grays witty side, a quirky collaboration with actor Idris Elba on Colbie Caillats Bubbly, and a flash of love to Kanye West with Love Lockdown/Buck. Overall, this album is a further extension of Grays wild and random side. The albums full-bodied, colorful and shows that shes still willing and able to push the boundaries without compromising herself or her talent. CHECK THIS TRACK OUT: Just in time for the warm season, Wake Up gives you that summertime vibe.
Macy Gray flips the script on Covered

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Earle offers self-reflection on newest release

MICHAEL McCALL For The Associated Press
aking an album of covers is always a tricky proposition. An artist tackling another acts song has the challenge of making a well-known tune their own while keeping at least some of the DNA of the original version. Its a delicate task, but Macy Gray succeeds with Covered, as the raspy-sounding singer returns with an impressive collection of remakes. The handpicked songs, some of which will be familiar to her fans as shes been performing them live over the years, include Radioheads Creep and Metallicas Nothing Else Matters. Gray leads off the album with a version of the Eurythmics Here Comes The Rain
Macy Gray, Covered (429 Records) Again followed by Radioheads Creep: Its a clever choice on her part and she effortlessly introduces huge songs from artists of a different genre to a completely new fan base. Gray continues to unleash her creativity with her take on Teenagers. The song by My Chemical Romance, where
Madonna still brings heat on MDNA

MESFIN FEKADU Associated Press
adonna says it best on the opening track of her twelfth album: No one can put out my fire. At 53, shes still got it going on. And thankfully so. Her newest release, MDNA her first apart from her longtime label, Warner Bros. is full of upbeat dance jams and simmering slow grooves, and it delivers for the most part. True, its not nearly as top-notch as past records from the pop icon; the songs on MDNA, despite some risque language, are much safer and tread familiar ground. Still, there are some standouts. Girl Gone Wild, produced by Benny and Alle Benassi (Chris Browns Beautiful People), starts things off nicely with its European flavor and addictive hook. Then theres I Dont Give A, the second track on the album to feature Nicki Minaj, and the better one (first single Give Me All Your Luvin sounds like a Gwen Stefani demo circa 2004, and thats not a compliment).
Madonna, MDNA (Interscope Records/Live Nation) The albums best song is Love Spent, with its Bollywood beat. It finds Madonna calling out a lover with lyrics like: You had all of me, you wanted more, would you have married me if I were poor? Its worth noting that the album is Madonnas first collection of new songs since she divorced director Guy Ritchie in 2008. Bitter much? The dance sound dominates most of the 12-track set, but Madonna sometimes trips over on her own disco ball. Gang Bang is a complete mess, Im Addicted sounds overproduced and Im a Sinner is mediocre. She shines brightest when she brings down the pace.
Falling Free is soothing, the Golden Globe-winning Masterpiece from her film W.E. is soft and classic, and I (Expletive) Up sounds like a raw and honest apology to an ex (perhaps another ode to Ritchie). On MDNA, Madonna has a wide array of helpers: Singer Priscilla Renea, who has written for Rihanna and Selena Gomez, co-wrote two tracks; Alain Whyte, the main songwriting partner to Morrissey, co-wrote a song; and Klas Ahlund, the producer behind Swedish dance singer Robyn, co-produced a tune. The CD also has assists from producer Jean-Baptiste (Chris Brown, Black Eyed Peas, Kelis); British singer-songwriter Mika; and French DJ-producer Martin Solveig. Then theres usual suspect William Orbit, who produced Madonnas Ray of Light. Its a bit of a mash-up, and may be the reason why MDNA is good, but not great. CHECK OUT THIS TRACK: Both Minaj and Madonna bring the swagger on the enjoyable I Dont Give A.
our albums ago, Justin Townes Earle introduced himself as good-time rake who warned women about his rambling ways with a wink and a pinch. His music a jaunty update on old-time acoustic music steeped in swing, blues and mountain hoedowns perfectly matched his playful persona. Now 30 years old, and not far from a rehab stint, Earle sounds as if hes reckoning with his wayward ways. Even his lengthy album title, Nothings Gonna Change The Way You Feel About Me Now, acknowledges that some burned bridges may never get repaired. Always a gifted songwriter and guitarist, Earle deals with the consequences of his actions with an album of selfexamining songs set to lowkey yet lush arrangements featuring somber brass accents. His voice remains packed with emotion and personality, but it has more range and takes more risks, as he whispers, slurs and moans like a midnight caller. His self-written songs, each as strong as the next, deal with
Justin Townes Earle, Nothings Gonna Change The Way You Feel About Me Now (Bloodshot) family history, with the way loved ones shade the truth to each other, and with the downhill side of love and friendship. Somehow, through the confessionals and dark stories, a powerful light shines through. CHECK OUT THIS TRACK: On Look The Other Way, Earle reveals to a loved one that hes as down-and-out as can be. Singing like a sweet soul man, Earle behind a subtly rhythmic arrangement pulsing with horns like red neon flickering on a rainy street gently suggests that avoiding a discussion of his difficult issues isnt helping either of them.
Lionel Richies classics freshly done on new CD

MICHAEL McCALL For The Associated Press
ionel Richie named his new album Tuskegee for his Alabama hometown, a subtle reference to his southern roots. By remaking his hits with such country stars as Tim McGraw, Willie Nelson, and Shania Twain, he makes those ties explicit. Tuskegee may play on a well-worn concept a legendary singer pairing with younger artists on classic tunes. But, with few exceptions, these recordings come off as carefully considered, with fresh arrangements that highlight the strengths of the material and the talents involved. Richies voice sounds as smooth and rich as ever, adding new wrinkles to
his phrasing. Of the guests, those rising to the occasion include Sugarlands Jennifer Nettles, who performs a dramatically beautiful Hello; country rocker Jason Aldean, who shows hes a fine balladeer on Say You, Say Me; and Kenny Chesney, whose intimate tones work well on the romantic My Love. Only a couple of songs dont work: Jimmy Buffett, for one, turns All Night Long into a steeldrum workout that sounds stiff instead of joyous. All in all, Richie proves his middle-of-the-road pop has more in common these days with contemporary country than with modern pop. The album also underscores that country music, or any genre, benefits from strong melodies and powerful performances.

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