ADVENTURE TIME: LLAMA DRAMA

Written by Gladys Angle

FADE IN: EXT. FINN AND JAKES TREEHOUSE - MORNING We hear faint music and shouting far off. INT. FINN AND JAKES BEDROOM - MORNING FINN awakens and stretches his arms. He listens closely to the MUSIC IN THE DISTANCE. INT. FINN AND JAKES KITCHEN - MOMENTS LATER JAKE sits at table sipping tea and reading a LARGE ENCYCLOPEDIA. He wears a pair of PINCE NEZ SPECTACLES on a string. Finn enters. FINN Do you hear that noise? JAKE Yeah. Sounds like a dance party. FINN A dance party? Without us?! CLOSE ON Finns face. Hes dead serious. FINN (CONTD) Never! JAKE Aww, come on, this is our day off! I just wanna read and play toast monsters. FINN Poop on that! We got partying duties to attend to. Remember? Finn points to a PLAQUE ON THE WALL. He reads: FINN (CONTD) This award indicateth that Jake the Dog and Finn the Human must attendeth all dance-related parties in the Land of Ooo or--

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JAKE ...faceth punishment by the Party God, blah blah blee bloop. I remember. FINN So move your can, old man! Wooooo! Finn runs for the door. Jake SIGHS and closes specs into the encyclopedia, which he carries out with him. JAKE Eeehhhhhhhhhhhh. EXT. CANDY KINGDOM TOWN SQUARE - MOMENTS LATER A huge crowd dances merrily. Finn and Jake groove while walking. Finn spots PEPPERMINT BUTLER and taps him on the shoulder. FINN Hey, Peppermint Butler! Que pasa? Peppermint Butler turns around. When he opens his mouth to speak, a recorded message echoes from it in a ROBOT VOICE. PEPPERMINT BUTLER Hello. (Peppermint Butlers voice) Peppermint Butler!! (robot voice) Cannot take your call because he or she is currently relaxing at the Bathrobe and Burrito Spa. Please try again later. Peppermint Butler goes back to partying. FINN Huh. Finn and Jake look around. Everyone parties with same mindless enthusiasm. JAKE Somethin weirds going on... Suddenly, a RANDOM LLAMA appears behind Finn, sniffing loudly in his ear. Finn YELPS AND SPINS AROUND.

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FINN Hey! What the toots, lady? JAKE Thats no lady, thats a llama! I think. Jake pulls on specs and flips encyclopedia open to a BOOKMARKED PICTURE OF A BLUE LLAMA. JAKE (CONTD) Yup. The lama glama. RANDOM LLAMA Indeed! FINN AND JAKE Ay, caramba! RANDOM LLAMA Im sorry, I didnt mean to startle you. My name is Steven. FINN Hi, Steven. Im Finn, and this is Jake. Were-STEVEN Oh, I know who you are. Youre the strapping young heroes around these parts. Heroes who could use a day of rest and relaxation, am I correct? JAKE Could we ever! STEVEN Well then, youre in luck! I am from Purpleton, a town in the astral plane. Ive traveled to Ooo to offer you all a free stay at our luxurious Bathrobe & Burrito Spa. JAKE That sounds like a pretty sweet deal, sister. (to Finn) Leeettts goooooo!!! FINN Wait, dude. He pulls Jake in for a huddle.

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FINN (CONTD) We dont know this hombre. What if hes up to something evil? JAKE Its just a spa. How evil could it be? Plus, if there is something evil going on, we gotta be around to punch some buns. (punches air) Pow pow pow! FINN Haha! Maybe youre right. (karate chop) Watchaa! They break the huddle. FINN (CONTD) (to Steven) Were into it! How do we get to the spa? STEVEN I will show you. Please, look deeeeep into my eyes. JAKE Uhhhh...okay. CLOSE ON STEVENS EYES, SWIRLING HYPNOTICALLY BACK TO Finn and Jake, who are FALLING INTO A DREAM STATE. STEVEN Now, just relax... DISSOLVE TO: INT. BATHROBE & BURRITO SPA - MOMENTS LATER Finn and Jake SNAP OUT OF HYPNOSIS. Theyve been transported directly into the belly of the spa--its a converted warehouse filled with steam rooms, massage chairs, facial mask stations, and random beauty-related machines. Steven enters the shot carrying BATHROBES on his back. STEVEN Welcome to the B&B S! Here, put these on.

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FINN AND JAKE Bathrobes! STEVEN And thats just the beginning! Follow me to your waterbeds. They throw on the robes and follow Steven. FINN I guess you were right. This place seems legit. JAKE Man, Im always right. Except when Im wrong. (messing with bathrobe) Hey, this is a hoodie! He pulls it over his head. The three of them arrive at a guest area surrounded by privacy panels. TWO WATERBEDS sit in the center. Jake plops down on one. STEVEN Here you are, gentlemen. The burrito cart will come around shortly. Let me know if you have any questions. FINN Thanks! (to Jake) Lets do this. INT. SPA - CONTINUOUS MONTAGE A.) Jake stands in front of a huge burrito cart, ordering an everything burrito and taking a huge bite. B.) Finn lies in a chair getting his unibrow plucked by two brightly colored llamas. C.) Jake gets bodywrapped in a huge slice of cheese. D.) Finn cannonballs into a hot tub full of chili. E.) Jake orders another burrito. F.) Finn and Jake lie side by side in massage chairs, two llamas dancing on their backs. They give each other the thumbs up.

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END MONTAGE EXT. DEEP IN THE FOREST OF OOO - SIMULTANEOUS WIDE ON the humble makeshift home of LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS. She has been napping for a week. CLOSE ON a TINY MOSQUITO landing on LSPs face. LSP SWATS IT, hitting herself, and wakes up. LSP (sitting up) Ow, my face! (itch) How long have I been asleep..? LSP hears MUSIC IN THE DISTANCE. She gets up and heads for the Candy Kingdom. LSP (CONTD) Music in the distance! (mumbled) My favorite kind... EXT. THE CANDY KINGDOM TOWN SQUARE - MOMENTS LATER LSP floats into the crowd of mindless partiers, Finn and Jake now among them. LSP Oh, yeah, alright, a party! She dances over to Finn. LSP (CONTD) Oh my glob, is this for my birthday?! Finn, you remembered! LSP squeezes him. INT. GUEST AREA - MOMENTS LATER Now relaxed, our heroes prepare to leave the spa. Finn pulls on his hat while Jake pats his burrito-filled belly. JAKE Awesome!

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FINN Yeah, man. Im feeling refreshed and rejuvenated. I can take on anything!!! Finn GRABS A WATERBED and chucks it offscreen. We hear a MUFFLED YELP as it hits a llama in the face. LLAMA (O.S.) Ayyyy, mi cabeza! FINN Oops! Sorry! Finn and Jake head toward the front of the spa. JAKE Hey, Finn, if everyone we saw partying in the Candy Kingdom came to the spa, why havent we seen anyone else here? FINN I dunno. Maybe they already left. JAKE Yeah, probably. STEVEN (O.S.) Or probably not! CLOSE ON Steven, who wears a dark, sinister grin. WIDER ANGLE to reveal A BUNCH OF LLAMA EMPLOYEES decked out in warrior gear. JAKE Aw, nuts. Are you evil? STEVEN Thats right! FINN What did you do with the good citizens of Ooo?! STEVEN Oh, nothing. Just locked them up downstairs in our Super Spacious Dungeon!! Steven LAUGHS MANIACALLY. The floor OPENS UP to reveal a HUGE EXPANSE below filled with screaming candy people. PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM shouts up at Finn and Jake.

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PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM Were trapped! Save yourselves! JAKE Oh, no! STEVEN Oh, yes! And now that weve captured the towns heroes, my llama army can finally take over Ooo. FINN Not on my watch, guy! Im bustin everyone out of here! Finn runs to the front doors of the warehouse and kicks them open to reveal vast, swirly space. SFX: Wind blowing fiercely. FINN (CONTD) What the zip? STEVEN Dont you remember? Youre in the astral plane! You cant escape because youre in your own mind! The only way to get out of here is if someone in the physical realm claps three times. But since Ive made sure to collect all of your stupid little friends, that wont be possible. JAKE Well just see about that! (quietly, to Finn) What are we gonna do, bro?? EXT. THE CANDY KINGDOM TOWN SQUARE - SIMULTANEOUS The MINDLESS CROWD OF PARTIERS continues to dance. LSP clutches her side, winded. STARCHY dances nearby. LSP (to Starchy) Arent you tired? No response. LSP repeats herself a bit louder. LSP (CONTD) I said, arent you tired, Starchy??

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Suddenly, she remembers. LSP (CONTD) Wait a minute...todays not my birthday!! What the lump is going on?? Again, no response. Impatient, LSP takes Starchy by the shoulders and GIVES HIM A SHAKE. LSP (CONTD) Answer me, you stupid malt bsll! Aaaarrgggghh!! She FLINGS STARCHY TO THE SIDE and begins harassing other CANDY PEOPLE, who reply with the Bathrobe & Burrito Spa ROBOT ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE. LSP tears off into the crowd. INT. BATHROBE & BURRITO SPA - MOMENTS LATER Finn and Jake have been thrown into the dungeon/pit with the rest of the CANDY PEOPLE. Steven and his minions are filling up the pit with CHILI. STEVEN Nothing like a huge vat of Flesh Chili to celebrate our latest victory! CLOSER ON FINN, JAKE, AND CANDY PEOPLE, somber and knee-deep in quickly rising chili. FINN Im sorry, everyone. Im sorry I failed you. Can you ever forgive me? CANDY CANE GUY Who are you, again? STARCHY Starchy is filled with conflicting emotions. CINNAMON BUN Im Cinnamon Bun! JAKE Look at it this way: at least were gonna die in a bath of top notch stew, surrounded by friends and people we kinda know. Really, though. (MORE)

10. JAKE (CONT'D) (he cups his hands and takes a long slurp) Good stuff.

FINN How can you be so calm about this, dude?! JAKE I dont know. I guess Im still riding the spa vibe. Do you think theyd throw some cheese down here? Everyone is now NECK-DEEP IN CHILI. The llamas lower A HUGE LADLE into the pit. STEVEN Steady, boys! Make sure you get some of those chunky ones in there! Finn and Jake brace themselves to be scooped up. EXT. CANDY KINGDOM TOWN SQUARE - SIMULTANEOUS LSP bounces frantically through the crowd, searching for Finn and Jake. Finally, she finds them. LSP Where did you guys go, Ive been looking all over for you!! Everyone is acting super weird. What is up with that? Finn and Jake give LSP A CREEPY BLANK STARE. LSP (CONTD) Hellooooo??!! SLOW-MO: LSP (CONTD) Whaaaatttt issss upppp wiiittth thhaaaaaattttt?? LSP claps her hands several times before slapping Finn across the face. END SLOW-MO

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INT. BATHROBE & BURRITO SPA - SECONDS LATER A LADLE FULL OF CANDY PEOPLE, including Finn and Jake, disappear with a POP! EXT. CANDY KINGDOM TOWN SQUARE - SECONDS LATER Everyone who was trapped at the Bathrobe & Burrito Spa AWAKENS in their physical bodies. AN ERUPTION OF APPLAUSE. Finn winces and rubs his cheek. FINN Ouch! LSP Sorry, I had to slap you. You were acting like a huge creep. JAKE LSP, you saved us from the llamas! Were free! LSP Uhhhh...what? JAKE The llamas! We were in a giant bowl of chili, and they were all, HAR HAR HAR, WERE GONNA EAT YOUR GUTS, And we were all, NOOOOOOO! And then-(he gasps, pointing behind LSP) The Party God!! THE PARTY GOD approaches LSP, wearing his signature backwards cap. PARTY GOD Lumpy Space Princess: for showing true bravery and courage in the face of uncertainty, I hereby award you with this Party Badge, granting you entrance to any major party in the Land Of Ooo...valid for the next 200 days, some restrictions apply. LSP Oh, wow, a badge! (yelling) You hear that, Brad?! (to Finn and Jake) (MORE)

12. LSP (CONT'D) Im gonna go to the Cloud Kingdom and rub it in my ex-boyfriends greasy little face!

She exits. FINN Hey, what about us? PARTY GOD You guys got stuck in a vat of chili and almost got eaten by llamas. Actually, youre demoted to Booty Shakers Level 4. Ill, uh, send you the paperwork in the mail. (he howls and flies off) FINN Aw, butt. JAKE Whatever. We dont need badges to shake our boo-tays. We just need some musicaaa! FINN Yeah, musicaaa!! JAKE Hit it, Beemo! BEEMO (O.S.) No! A HUGE GLOB OF CHILI flies at Finn and Jake from off-screen, blasting them all over. They BLINK.

FADE OUT.