Nirmal Baba ke Totke Ladka :- Baba mere FB par LIKE Or COMMENTS Nhi Aatey, Nirmal Baba :- FB Last Time

Kab Open Kiya Tha, Ladka :- Baba 2 Din Phele khola Tha, Nirmal Baba :- Ek Din Main Kitni Baar FACEBOOK Open Karte Ho, Ladka :- 4-5 Baar Nirmal Baba :- Browser konsa Use krte Ho ?? Ladka :- Baba GOOGLE CHROME Nirmal Baba :- Bas Yahin Se Kripa Rukki Hai , Jaao Aur PASSWORD Bdal Kar, Account Ko MOZILLA Browser Sey Kholo Sab Thik Ho Jayegaa..........

Bhakt : Baba mera kaam sahi nahi chal raha, bahut pareshan rehta hu Nirmal Baba : Samose khate ho Bhakt : Ji Haa Nirmal Baba : Hari chatni se ya Laal chatni se Bhakt : Ji Laal chatni se Nirmal Baba : Hari chatni se khaya karo kaam ban jaayga :/ Nirmal Baba Rocks.... Saare Bhagwaan Shocked ************************************************************************ Shahrukh to Nirmal Baba: BABA meri KNR team IPL me kyu jit nahi pati BABA to SRK: Beta captain kise banaya hai?

SRK: Gautam Gambhir Baba: Hum!!! us se pahele captain kon tha? SRK: Saurav Ganguli Baba: Hum!!! us se pahele? SRK: Us se pahele to lalit modi ne IPL ke bare me socha tak nahi tha!! Baba: agar lalit modi ne IPL thoda pahele shuru kiya hota to tumhari team jarur jit jati. SRK: Ab?? Baba: Koi bat nahi ab tum film banakar jo logo ko pareshan karate ho vo bandh kar do... Tumhari team jarur jit jayege... SRK: Nirmal baba ki jai ho... ************************************************************************ Bhakt : Baba Ji Ladki Nahi Pat Rahi..!! . Nirmal Baba : Last Time Ladki Kab Aur Kaha Dekhi..? . Bhakt : Baba Ji, Aaj Subah Mohalle Mein Dekhi..!! . Nirmal Baba : Bas Yahi Se Kripa Ruki Huyi Hai, Aisa Hai Ki, Kal Se Maholle Ke Bahar Bhi Muh Maaro..!! Kripa Aani Shuru Ho Jayegi..!! Aashirwad ************************************************************************ Superman: baba ji badi dikkat me hu udne me puri energy khatam ho jati h. Nirmal Baba: chaddi kab se ni badli. Superman: ek hafte pehle badli thi. Nirmal Baba: din me ya raat me Superman: raat me Nirmal Baba: roj dophar me badlo kripa hogi. ************************************************************************ Pretty Zinta : baba meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun??? Nirmal Baba: jhappiyan dete ho players ko??? Preity Zinta: han baba Nirmal Baba: apne players ko dena band karo opposite team walo ko dena shuru karo Kripa ho jaegi

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