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 Official Jobacle Sick Day Calendar 2008
Martin Luther King, Jr. Day: You have a dream. And it's four
straight days away from your boss's ugly mug and Microsoft Outlook.
Call in sick on Friday, January 18 and Tuesday, January 22. Winter's
in full swing and the "flu" is hard to fight. Make MLK proud!

Valentine's Day: Romance has a price. You'll be oozing so much

love that a full 24 hours to recover is in order. Get the sniffles so you
can snuggle on Friday, February 15.

President's Day: Honor thy country. Since you didn't even know
Hayes and Tyler were presidents, you better take off Friday, February
15 and Tuesday, February 19 to study. I sense a headache.

And for those of you with big cajones, you can bridge Valentine's Day
and President's Day for a mini six-day festivus.

BONUS! Leap Year: An extra day...to work!? Hell no! You need to
call in sick on Friday, February 29 and do something amazing. Climb
a mountain, go bungee jumping or just sit home. Anything but work.

Daylight Saving Time: That extra hour of sun is awesome, but

the one less hour of sleep hurts - especially when you're at the
office. Use Monday, March 10 to catch up on your Zzzzs.

Easter: It can't be "Good" Friday if you have to punch in. Plus, you
need to recharge and resurrect your career. Call in sick on Friday,
March 21. Those chocolate bunnies also gave you a tummy ache.
Use Monday, March 24 to find the rest of those hidden eggs.

My Birthday: Whoops! Did I leave this on the list? Since there

are no good sick days scheduled in April, I’m treating myself to the
day after my birthday. You should too!

Memorial Day: Use the official start of summer to plan how you'll
call in sick for the next three months. By taking Friday, May 23 and
Tuesday, May 27 off, you'll show your boss that this summer, you're
using ALL of your days. Fire that opening salvo and show them
who’s boss.

Independence Day: It's a holiday based around independence.

Show your employer that you're a true individual by giving yourself
Thursday, July 3 and Monday July 7. Besides, BBQ overload will
surely take its toll on your body.

Labor Day: A single day to salute the men and women that make
America work is insulting. Take off Friday, August 29 and Tuesday,
September 2 to recover from an action-packed summer.

Columbus Day: If you're lucky enough to work for a company that

still gives this day off, we recommend you take Friday, October 10
and Tuesday, October 14 to discover your true destiny.

Halloween: Put on your invisible suit. Giving yourself Friday,

October 31 will be a sweet treat that lets you spook the night away.

Veteran’s Day: This is a day to celebrate the living. Spend at

least half of it truly honoring members of our armed forces. Take off
on Friday, November 7, Monday, November 10 and Wednesday,
November 12.

Thanksgiving: If there's one day on this list that you actually take
- make it this one! The entire dynamic of Turkey Day changes when
you know you have three solid days to recover. The silly will shop on
Friday, November 28, the intelligent will digest. Give yourself an
early holiday gift with Wednesday, November 26 and a late one with
Monday, December 1.

Christmas: Even though you're spending more time daydreaming

at your desk than actually working, it's a bummer to even play the
game. Sure, traffic will be light and your boss in a jolly good mood -
but you've got sick days left - and only suckers waste them. Make
Wednesday, December 24, Friday, December 26 and Monday,
December 29 all yours.

New Year’s: Wednesday, December 31 // Tuesday, December 2.

Please check out Jobacle.com for calendar updates!