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Welcome to the second issue of KCs Korner!

This months issue has a Huepu theme, as voted by you the readers. As you can see, I am donning some lovely Huepu gear this month (Thanks for lending me the scarf, EmmyK!) in honour of the house many seem to overlook. Well, we here at KCs Korner love all you badgers out there and we shout Shame on you! to all those who think Huepu is not as worthy. We here at the Quibbler think you Pus are more than worthy so put your hands in the air Quibbler readers, and show me some Pu love!

Due to this month being designated the Huepu month, I decided to stalk follow Cedric Diggory around in hopes of ge4ng a sneaky shot of him. However, he seems to be too busy sparkling for some movie he is in, so no success there. However, I went to a gig the other night to see this new folksy-type band called Jukebox Molotov. As I was swaying away to the music, I suddenly realised the lead singer and accordion player turned out to be none other than everyones favourite Pu - the lovely Nymphadora Tonks! This Pu is an Auror by day and accordion welding songstress by night.

Creature of the Month: Badger Usually in this sec2on we have a magical creature of the month but seeing as we are celebra2ng the house of Huepu this month, it seems 4ng that we should feature the Badger instead! Badgers are very sociable creatures who live underground in large groups. Quite 4ng really, as our dear Pus happen to live underneath the castle of Hogwarts. They are nocturnal and only come out at night to feed. They have a healthy appe2te, do Badgers, and can eat up to several hundred earthworms in one night! As our Pus are located near the kitchens, it's en2rely possible that they sneak out at night 2me for a sneaky snack. Let's just hope it's not earthworms they are a8er! Whilst Badgers may look cute and harmless, they have a erce nature and are not to be messed with. They will protect themselves and their family at all costs. You will do well to remember that next 2me you challenge a Huepu to a duel!

Cap2on Contest!

Now admiAedly I failed with pu jokes, but I have some cool pu related tweets for your enjoyment! @Huepu_ Myth: Huepu is the least clever house. WRONG. Huepu is certainly the least boas ul house. @Huepu_ Hagrid comes to get Harry from the rock, they use the boat the Dursleys used to get to the rock. So how do the Dursleys get o the rock? Very good point!

And the winning cap2on is by:

Now I have been desperately looking for a good Huepu joke, but there dont seem to be any. They are all just blonde jokes replaced with the word Huepu, and no one wants those. We like our pus and as we are honouring our pus, we dont want any silly none funny oensive jokes. So instead here is another joke on Snape, we don't mind poking fun at him! If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcas2c Professor Snape. A8er a long silence, one rst year rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" Inquired Snape with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

Embarrassing moments have happened to the best of us, and this is where we share those cringe worthy stories you all have. The sender of this liAle story is so embarrassed they are going to stay anonymous! So I was rst da ng this guy and we were driving to my house from his which is like an hour. well, I had a tube top on and apparently it slipped and I didnt realize it ll we were already to my house. I couldn't talk to him for 2 hours I was so embarrassed! All together now*face palm*

Now as we gave the paws and pus a chance to vote for their houses theme, its only fair we give the claws and snakes the same chance! So next month I will be (or rather a mod will be) pu4ng up another poll, and you will get the chance to vote for either a claw or a snake theme! And remember don't forget to check my fun sec2on thread in the Wireless Network for the cap2on contest pictures. And don't forget to send me any funny short and/or embarrassing stories, jokes, tweets, anything you think belongs in my fun sec2on! And lastly I hope you enjoyed this Pu edi2on of KCs Korner! See you all next month! KC

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