PROFILE

Name: Inocencia Bayubay Nickname: Inday Age: 18 Parents: Mang Andoy at Aling Seling Siblings: Iying 13, Itoy 8, Iking: 5 Education: College La Salle Zobel 2nd year (Scholar) High School: P. Gomez High School (Valedictorian, Best in English) Elem: Sta. Monica Elem School (Valedictorian, best in dancing) Work Experience: Household service manager (katulong) Mr. and Mrs. Matapobre Died: Sept. 1, 2007 Cause of death: Asphyxia due to strangulation (namatay sa sakal ng amo!)

Hell is a place with big houses, luxurious cars, grate tasting dishes and nonstop parties. And Heaven? Its only a small room with nothing in itbut YOU. -message ni inday para kay dudung sa
kanilang 1st monthsary

It was jazz an ordinary day. The skies were clear, the birds were chipping. Ang ganda-ganda ng araw! Nasa SM ako noon at katatapos ko lang mamili ng groceries. Timing naman nasa foodcore si Angel Locsin, nagpro-provoke ng movie nya. Grabe, andaming fans, pull-packed talaga! Dahil fans nya rin ako, nakipila rin ako. Then suddenly, out of the loo, may bumulong sa akin ng: Indaaaayyyy. Huh? It sounded like a familiar sound. Who can it be now? Dodong! sigaw ko.

Napalakas yata voice ko. Kasi the other fans turned their backs to their behind at napatingin sa amin. Sabi ko Sorry, I didnt mean to be loud and proud. Hinawakan na lang ni Dodong ang kamay ko at lumayo kami from the crowd. Kamusta na Inday? Do you come here open? tanong nya. Bihira lang, Dodong. Im just droppings by. Ethnic and schedule ko eh sabi ko.

Memories came flushing in my mind. How can I forget to remember Dodong? Siya na may mata ni Piolo, dimple ni Aga, at bigote ni Rex Cortez. hes every womans dreamboat. I was just starting my tour of duty kay ate noon nang unang makilala ko si Dodong. Contraction worker siya sa ginagawang bahay sa tapat namin. Naging kami for a while then after that were not an item anymore.

Tanghali na Inday. What did you say we have lunch together? tanong ni Dodong. I dont mine sagot ko. Sa restaurant, nilapitan kaagad kami ng waiter. Whats your odor sir? sabi nung waiter kay Dodong. Do you have porkshop? tanong ni Dodong. Yes sir sabi nito. Our porkshop with a resistance to the teeth of boast of our chef. Domestic careful selection of pork with little fat of female liking is used. The exquisite cooking which repeated trial and error and was completed. it also has healthy vegetables with salad feeling fully dagdag niya.

And you mam? sabay tingin naman sa akin. Hmmm mukhang masarap yung porkshop. Pero Im cutting down on my carbon kaya pinigilan ko. Ill just have water, thanks. Liquidate diet ako eh. sagot ko. Pagkatapos kumain, nagyaya si Dodong manood ng sine. Teka teka, this is going too far. Besides, its a long, long way to run. Reality chess, Dodong. May asawa na ako, si Jay. As a mother of fact, Im happily married pagmamalaki ko. Di na pwede yung tulad ng dati. Sorry pero I didnt expect you still have more feelings than I expected. i dont want you getting the way. Past is fast. Therefore, cause and defect. dagdag ko pa.

Tumahimik sya. Parang may language barrel na namagitan sa amin. The seconds that passed seemed like fraternity. Di nagla-on, nagsalita na rin sya. I dont care less! sigaw ni Dodong. Shocks, give me a brake! The nerd ng taong ito para sigawan ako! To think its his other woman that caused our separation to part. Kinabahan na ako. I felt speedbumps all over my body and was having panic attach. Tinalikuran ko siya at nagmadali akong lumakad palayo. Pero sumunod pa rin siya like a monkey on my butt. Hanggang sa makakita ako ng security guard. Biglang nawala si Dodong.

Excuse me kuya, pwedeng magtanong? sabi ko sa mamang guard. Of course miss, I can help you with my pleasure. sagot niya. Saan po ba ang exit? Could you point me to the right erection? I got lost in my eyes. Diretso lang. sabi niya. Then turn right anytime with care. Thanks for your corporation sabi ko. Buti na lang nandun si kuya. Pero saglit lang, I smell something peachy. As I turned, nakita ko na namang nakasunod si Dodong! Delaying static lang pala kanina ang pag disappear nya. Nyahahaha! You can run but you can hide, Inday. No matter where you go, there you are! pananakot nya.

Oh no, is this the end? This is too much, I feel degradable. My world started falling afar. Then suddenly, Jay come from behind! Dodong was caught to the act! In the matter of minute, its all over. Im out of arms way. Thanks Jay, my love. But how did you? bago pa man ako matapos, sabi niya: I was in the neighborhood. Fans din ako ni Angel eh. I heard you shout but at first I didnt give it a thought. Pero nang makita ko kayong magkahawak ng holding hands, then i give it a thought. I know something is a missed.

From then on, Dodong did not brother me again. In fact, he didnt even sister me. As in platonic at wala na talaga. Pero kami ni Jay, heto, shoot sailing pa rin ang relationship. Lalo pa ngayon, open na kami sa isat-isa at walang exhibitions. i feel Im on cloud.

There are tulips in the street, there are tulips in the park. But nothing compares to our two lips meeting in the dark - pamatay lines ni Dodong kay
Inday

Sometimes, we fall in love and thought that it would be endless, we thank God for it.. but when someone comes and to make life better, what can we ask God then? You know what, I would ask God to make me love again and this time.. make it permanent.. - Sinabi ni Inday sa kanyang sarili
ng iwan siya ni Dodong.

Ang Hiling ni Inday

pumunta si Inday sa simbahan para humiling. pumunta siya sa harap at nanalangin.. Inday: ngord, ingin niyo ngo ang anging anangangin (Lord, dinggin niyo po ang aking panalangin) mayroong isang dianitor na ngongo rin, lumapit ito sa krus ni Hesus at nakinig sa panalangin ni Inday. Inday: ayongo nga pong manging ngongo. ngangi ninga akong ingiingis. anga pagingyan niyo ngo.(ayoko na pong maging ngongo, lagi nila akong iniinis. sana pagbigyan nyo ko) Janitor: wang ngang mangungkot angak. hingngi nga nangiinga(wag kang malungkot anak. hindi ka nag iisa) nagulat si Inday at tinitigang mabuti ang krus ni Hesus. Inday: ngord, ngongo ngin ayo...??

Noong Bata si Inday

Nanay: Day, bat ba ang tigas-tigas ng ulo mo? Inday: Inay, intransigence is just normal for us juveniles. Nanay: Day, anong nakain mo? Im perturbed by your words. Inday: Nay, ala namang gantihan

Student Life ni Inday

Jeepney Driver: Hoy bakit sais alng ang binayd mo?! Syete na pamasahe naguon! Inday: I am currently enrooled in a 2-year vocational course in an academic institution. therefore, I am a student and, by this fact, I am entitled to have the inalienable right to avail of a certain discount on my jeepney fare. This is why I provided a payment less than what you expected because that is according to the law as stated in the fare matrix. Driver: (nosebleed)

Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?! Inday: Because I dont want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution! - si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate (Taray talaga ni Inday!)

potatoes, wen consumed n der raw state, r rapidly converted 2 glucose dat raises insulin leve;s bcoz of its simple sugarwen cooked in high temperature lyk french fries, dey produce large amoun of free radicals n d body causing aging, clotting, inflammation, cancer, w8 gai 1 french fry is worse dan 1 cigarette. - inday (sagot nya sa amo nung tanungin xa kung bakit di sya nagluto ng french fries)nuritionist din pala si inday

I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifests, extending to that niche where i was given life and growth, that because of austerity i was made separated from. -INDAY habang ndi makatulog dahil na-ho-homesick

AMO: Inday, ano ginawa mo sa microwave natin at sumabog? INDAY: Success is often the result of taking misstep in the right direction. Show me a person who has never made a mistake and Ill show you somebody who has never achieved much. AMO: Impostora! Lumayas ka dito! AMO: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sira na silya? INDAY: I have computed the chairs value less cost to sell, and the value in use using projections for 5 years and a pretax discount rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair. This is an accordance with PAS18 on revenue, PAS16 on PPE, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets. AMO: *fainted* Si Inday talaga, accountant din pala!

Heavy fire exerted by the stimulus affected the best conductor of heat which is the steel,causing the Oriza Sativa to change its state of color,smell as well as the taste. -sagot ni inday ng tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing. Listening to the nonsense talk about someones life is a pathetic way of entertainment..it doesnt contribute to the good of society..i hate character assassinators!.. - reklamo ni inday nang natsismis siya ng kapitbahay. (i love the last line.)

Youll never know wat u have til its gone And once u loose it, u can never get it back. -si Inday na isnatchan sa quiapo
Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar served with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce.. Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil .. Lychee and peach salad with sour cream and cream cheese topped with lemon zests.. mga baon ni junjun sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday.

Dear Mom, Had i not been able to smell the salt, i must have collapsed moments ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if it wasnt enough, he was summoned by the principal of hil shabilly runned academe. Oh, such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never though being a governess can be such strenuous employ! Your daughter, Inday Dear Inday, Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital ang nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong pagkabasa ng pesteng sulat mo! TATAY

I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress. -sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!

Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the notso-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boys cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ. - sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol si Junior. ===================================== Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just landed on my cutie top? I mean Ive spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think Ill have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time! - reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng tilapia

Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?! Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for. Amo: (nosebleed) ===================================== Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you! - si Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na maglikot.

Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and anaphylotoxin including histamine and prostaglandins. These substance results to increase circulation to the site promoting redness. - sagot ni inday nun tanungin ni sir kung bakit may rashes si Junior