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A Fine STORY.
MORAL OF THE DAY
A Shopkeeper watching over his shop is really
surprised when he sees a dog coming inside
the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the
dog is back inside again. So he goes over to
the dog and notices that it has a note in its
mouth. He takes the note and it reads Can I
have 12 soaps and a shampoo bottle, please.
The money is with the dog. The shopkeeper
looks inside the dogs mouth and to his surprise
there is a 100 rupees note in his mouth. So he
takes the money and puts the soap, shampoo
and change in a bag, and then places it in the
dogs mouth.
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The shopkeeper is so impressed, and since it is the
closing time, he decides to follow the dog. The dog is
walking down the street, when it comes to the zebra
crossing; he waits till the signal turns green. He
walks across the road till the bus stop. He waits on
the stop and looks up the timetable for the bus. The
shopkeeper is totally out of his mind as the dog gets
into the bus and sits on a vacant seat. The
shopkeeper follows the dog. The dog waits for the
conductor to come to his seat. He gives the change
to the conductor and shows him the neck belt to
keep the ticket. The shopkeeper is almost fainting at
this sight and so are the other people in the bus.
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The dog then moves to the front exit of the door and
waits for the bus stop to arrive, looking outside. As
soon as the stop is in sight he wags his tail to inform
the driver to stop. Then not even waiting for the bus
stop to arrive the dog jumps out and runs to the
house nearby. It opens an big iron gate and rushes
towards the door. As it approaches the door, he
changes his mind and walks towards the garden.
The dog walks up to the window and beats his head
several times on the window. It then walks back to
the door and waits. The shopkeeper maintaining his
senses walks up to the door and watched a big guy
open the door.
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The guy starts beating, kicking
and abusing the dog. The
shopkeeper is surprised and
runs to stop the guy. the
shopkeeper questions the guy
What in the heaven are you
doing? The dog is a genius he
could be famous in life.
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The guy responds
You call this clever?
This is the 3rd time in
this week that the dog
has forgotten the door
keys.

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Moral of the STORY
You may continue to
exceed onlookers
expectations But will
always fall short of the
bosses expectation
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The salary Axiom: The pay raise is just
large enough to increase your taxes and just
small enough to have no effect on your take-
home pay.
Isaacs Strange rule of staleness: Any
food that starts out hard will soften when
stale. And food that starts out soft will
harden when stale.
Lampners Law of Employment: When
leaving work late, you will go unnoticed.
When you leave work early, you will meet
the boss in the parking lot.

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