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Multe din problemele vieii pot fi explicate prin aplicarea bunului


sim rezultat din aceste Secrete Militare recent declasificate

A lot of life's problems can be explained by the


applications of the common sense from these
recently declassified Military Secrets

F-18 Hornet

Don't draw fire, it irritates the people around you - advice to new guy
Nu lsa dr de fum, asta i irit pe cei din jur sfatul noului venit

A-10 Thunderbolt
a.k.a.-Warthog

'If the enemy is in range, so are you.'


-Infantry JournalDac inamicul este n raza de aciune, i
tu eti
-Revista Infanteriei-

'Tracers work both ways.'


- Army Ordnance Manual
Trasoarele funcioneaz n ambele sensuri
Manualul de Muniii al Trupelor de Uscat

F-111 Aardvark

Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last,


and don't ever volunteer for anything USNavy
S nu fii niciodat primul, niciodat ultimul i
s nu te oferi niciodat voluntar pentru ceva US Navy

CH-47 Chinook

'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.'
-Unknown AuthorSingura dat cnd ai prea mult combustibil e cnd eti n flcri
- Autor necunoscut -

C-130 Hercules AKA Fat Albert JATO rocket assist


C-130 Hercules decolare asistata cu rachete

'Five second fuses last about three seconds.'


- Infantry Journal Rachetele de cinci secunde dureaza cca. trei secunde.'
- Jurnalul Infanteriei -

Blue Angels flying the F-18 Hornet

Nothing is so good for the morale of the troops as to occasionally see a


dead general. - Field Marshal Slim
Nimic nu e mai bun pentru moralul trupei, decat sa vada, din cand in cand, un
general mort. - Maresalul Slim

Blue Angels flying the F-18 Hornet

Friendly fire - isn't.


Foc amic nu exista.

F-18 Hornet Carrier Take-off

Airspeed, altitude, and brains.


Two of these are always necessary to successfully complete the mission - Basic Flight Training Manual

Viteza, altitudine si creier.


Doua din acestea sunt necesare intotdeauna pentru a indeplini cu succes misiunea Manualul de instruire in zbor

A-6 Intruder

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.


- Naval Ops Manual
Daca este stupid dar functioneaza, nu este stupid.
- Manualul de Operatii Navale

C-130 Hercules

Having lost sight of our objectives we need to redouble our efforts.

In cazul pierderii obiectivului trebuie dublate eforturile

USS Theodore Roosevelt

'Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.' - Naval Ops Manual


Orice nava poate fi un culegator de mine. O singura data. Manualul de Operatii Navale

C-130 Hercules

'If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.' - Infantry Journal
Daca vezi un armurier fugind, incearca sa te tii dupa el Jurnalul Infanteriei

C-130 Hercules
'Flying the airplane is more
important than radioing your
plight to a person
on the ground incapable of
understanding or doing
anything about it.'
- Emergency Checklist
Pilotarea avionului este mai
importanta decat
transmiterea necazului tau
unei persoane de la sol
incapabila sa inteleaga sau
sa faca ceva Lista
verificarilor la avarie

B-52 Bomber

Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the
ground- US Air Force
Bombardamentele cu B-52 sunt foarte, foarte precise. Bombele nimeresc intotdeauna
solul US Air Force

'The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.' - Attributed to
Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)

Piper Cub este cel mai sigur avion din lume; cu greu te poate ucide
Atribuita lui Max Stanley (Pilot de incercare Northrop)

Apache Longbow

'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered
automatic weapons.' - General MacArthur
Acela care a spus stiloul este mai viteaz decat sabia, evident ca nu a intalnit
niciodata armele automate generalul MacArthur

'If you hear me yell: "Eject, Eject, Eject!", the last two will be echos. If you stop to ask "Why?",
you'll be talking to yourself, because by then you'll be the pilot. - Pre-flight Briefing from a Canadian
F104 Pilot
Daca ma auzi strigand: Catapulteaza, catapulteaza, catapulteaza!, ultimele doua cuvinte vor fi
ecouri. Daca vei intreba De ce?, vei vorbi cu tine insuti, caci la momentul acela tu vei fi pilotul
Instruirea preliminara zborului pentru pilotii canadieni de F-104

Canadian T-33 Jet Trainer test ejection

A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid
enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
Medalia Purple Heart dovedeste ca ai fost destul de istet sa gandesti un plan,
destul de tampit sa-l incerci si destul de norocos sa supravietuiesti.

Sukhoi SU-27 missing canopy due to a test ejection


SU-27 fara cupola in urma unui test de catapultare

If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly.
- David Hackworth
Daca te gasesti intr-o lupta dreapta, nu ai planificat corect misiunea.

Sukhoi SU-27

'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.' US.Air Force Manual
In general, nu este recomandabil sa te catapultezi deasupra zonei pe care
tocmai ai bombardat-o.

Thunderbird Demonstration Team F-16 Falcon

The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in military aviation are:
'Did you feel that?' 'What's that noise?' and 'Oh Shit!' - Authors Unknown
Cele mai intalnite trei expresii (sau faimoase ultime cuvinte) in aviatia militara sunt:
Ai simtit ceva? Ce-i zgomotul ala? si Oh, baga-mi-as! Autori necunoscuti

Thunderbird ejection prior to crash - pilot failed to set altimeter correctly before airshow
Catapultare F-16 inainte de prabusire pilotul nu a reglat corect altimetrul inainte de demonstratia
aeriana

A good battle plan that you act on today can be better than a perfect one
tomorrow- Gen George S. Patton
Un bun plan de lupta pe care il aplici azi poate fi mai bun decat unul perfect
pentru maine generalul G.S. Patton

F-18 Hornet - carrier landing approach


F-18 aterizare pe portavion

Aim towards the Enemy - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher


Tinteste catre inamic instructiune imprimata pe lansatorul american de rachete

F-16 Fighting Falcon

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend - USMC
Cand cuiul este tras, Dl. Grenada nu este prietenul nostru US Marine Corps

F-16 Fighting Falcon

When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in combat.


Cand iti lipsesc toate mai putin inamicul, esti in lupta.

F-22 Raptor

'Without ammunition, the Air Force is just an expensive flying club.'


-Unknown AuthorFara munitie, Fortele Aeriene sunt doar un club de zbor
Autor necunoscut

RAF Harrier Jump Jet

Everyone wants peace and they will fight the most terrible war to get it.- Miles
Kington
Toti vor pace si se vor bate chiar si in cel mai teribil razboi
ca s-o obtina Miles Kington

SR71 Blackbird

'You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.'
- Paul F. Crickmore (SR71 test pilot)
Nu te-ai ratacit niciodata, daca nu te-ai ratacit la Mach 3

SR-71 Blackbird-the fastest aircraft in the world

'There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.'


- Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Monthan AFB , AZ.
N-ai nici un motiv sa zbori printr-o furtuna pe timp de pace
- Poster deasupra biroului de operatii al escadrilei, la Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ

SR71 Blackbird

'Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For
I am at 60,000 Feet and Climbing.' - Sign over SR71 Wing OpsOh da, desi zbor prin Valea Umbrelor Mortii, n-o sa ma tem de nici un diavol. Caci sunt
la 20.000 m si in urcare poster deasupra usii biroului de operatii al escadrilei SR71

V-22 Osprey

'If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage it has to be a
helicopter and therefore, unsafe.' - Fixed Wing Pilot
Daca aripile se misca mai repede decat fuselajul, trebuie sa fie
un elicopter, deci nesigur pilot de avion

B1B -Lancer

We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.


Nu ne retragem, avansam in alta directie

F-4 Phantom

You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the
other son-of-a-bitch die for his. - General George S. Patton
Nu castigi un razboi murind pentru tara ta. Castigi razboiul facandu-l pe celalalt
fiu de catea sa moara pentru tara lui. Gl. G.S. Patton

B-2 Spirit & C-130 Hercules

'When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough
power left to get you to the scene of the crash.'
-Multi-Engine Training Manual
Cand un motor se defecteaza la un avion bimotor, ai intotdeauna suficienta
tractiune sa ajungi la locul prabusirii - Manualul de instructiuni multi-motor

A-10 Thunderbolt

As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in
the crash landing, the crash truck arrives. The rescuer sees the bloodied pilot and
asks,'What happened?' The pilot's reply: 'I don't know, I just got here myself!
In timp ce pilotul de incercare iese din avionul experimental, care are aripile si ampenajul rupte in
timpul prabusirii, ajunge si masina de salvare. Salvatorul se uita la pilotul plin de sange si-l
intreaba Ce s-a intamplat? Pilotul raspunde: Nu stiu, pur si simplu m-am trezit aici!

F-16 Fighting Falcon

'You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes
full power to taxi to the terminal.' - Lead-in Fighter Training Manual
Stii ca trenul de aterizare este ridicat si zavorat atunci cand trebuie sa bagi
motorul in plin ca sa rulezi pana la terminal Manual instructiuni pilot de
vanatoare

F-16 Fighting Falcon

Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.


- Paul Rodriguez
Uneori cred ca razboiul este modul in care Domnul ne invata geografia.
- Paul Rodriguez

Blue Angels fly over Liberty Island and The Statue Of Liberty
Escadrila Blue Angels [Ingerii Albastri] in zbor deasupra Statuii Libertatii

Coffee tastes better if the latrines are dug downstream from


an encampment. - US Army Field Regulations, 1861
Cafeaua are un gust mai bun daca latrinele sunt sapate in partea mai joasa a taberei
Regulamentul de campanie al US Army, 1861

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