SPAN ISH SKIT

Presented by:-

Apurva Kulkarni, Sneha Varma,

Shruti Sawant, Rucha Vaidya,
Rachna Shah, Tejaswini Babbepalli,
Manasi Gunjal, Yashaswi Sanghvi,
Ankur Desai, Ashwin Gudsoorkar,
Arjun Saluja, Jayesh Chavan, Maulik
Dudhatra, Ruchir Gandhi

S C EN E 1
M ILK M A N
S C EN E

 Bell rings, Milkman :- Madam, fresh fresh milk!

Monisha:- how much water you put in the

milk? It is always more water less milk. Give

me some more milk.
Milkman:- Madam what to do the buffalo
drinks lot of water, its summer!!
Sahil :- Monisha
Monisha:- Found them, found them!
Sahil:- : Arey what have you found?
Monisha: I found my Karan Arjun!
Sahil: who are these karan arjun?
Monisha shows 2 cockroaches.

SCEN E 2
BREAKFAST
SCEN E

 Maya: Indravadan, eat your porridge and multi

grain bread
Indravadan: Why dont you make some dhokla and
fafda?
Monisha comes with poha and Sahil.
Monisha: Daddyji, I have got tasty poha for you
Indravadan: Thank god, Monisha you came, now
this is a good breakfast
Vitthal Kaka: what happened sir?
Monisha: it must be an ice cube
Indravadan: Ice in poha?
Monisha: It was two days old and I kept it in the
freezer.

 Roshesh: momma momma I have written a

poem
Maya: Oh wow, go ahead
Maya: Bravo!!
Maya: Madhusudhan will you have jelly?
Indravadan: Maya has made jelly will you eat?
Madhusudhan: No no I dont want to see
Mayas dance.
Indravadan walks away irritated.

SCEN E 3 KAVI
SAM M ELAN

 Monica:- wow there is ONE audience

today
Roshesh: Recites his poem
Monica: Recites his poem
Roshesh: Wah Wah!!

SCEN E 4
SO N IAS
H O U SE

 Sonia: Darling can we go for a movie tonight?

Dushyant: no I have to go to the seventh floor to

repair the air conditioner

Sonia: To hell with your air conditioner, I am going
to my moms house. I will never come back
Dushyant: who will take care of our fridge, air
conditioner, microwave?
Sonia: marry your fridge.. I am leaving

SCEN E 4
M AYA AN D
M O N ISH A

 Monisha: Mummiji, this girl is not nice, she looks

very chalu.
Maya: Monisha Beta, chalu is so categorically
middle class.
Roshesh entry
Roshesh: Momma! Whats happening?
Maya: Be at home in the evening, Rita is coming to
meet you.
Monisha: Who is Reeta?
Maya: Its not Reeta its Rita.

SCEN E 5
RO SH ESH
G ETTIN G READY

 Sahil, Dushyant and Madhusudhan enter

Madhusudhan: What are you doing Roshesh?
Sahil: Today one girl is coming to see this Chambu
Sahil: Today one girl is coming to see this Chambu
Madhusudhan: No, I dont want to go to a dance

bar (with action)

SCEN E 6 G IRL 1
(RITA) W ITH H ER
M O TH ER SARITA

 Maya: welcome Sarita

Sarita: hello Maya! Which designer saree is this?
Maya: I got this from an exhibition
Sarita: Buying saree from an exhibition is so upper

middle class. I wear only Manish Malhotra

Rita: Hello aunty! How are you? You seem to have
put on weight
Monisha: will you have water Reeta?
Rita: Its Rita not Reeta. I drink only my Evion
sparkle water
Maya: Of course!

 Roshesh: Hello Sarita aunty! You are wearing a

very beautiful saree. Let me guess its Manish

Malhotra
Sarita: Roshesh is such a diamond, he has a good
taste
Sarita: Your taste is as good as my Ritas.
Rita: first thing Roshesh, you will have to be a ghar
jamai
Roshesh: I cannot live without my momma
Rita: I cannot live without Angelina, Shakira and
Tom Cruise.
Roshesh: who are they?
Rita: my Hyena, chimpanzee and python.
Monisha: Haila.. hyena
Maya: Monisha! Haila is so Kandivali Borivali types.

SCEN E 7
M O N ISH AS
CO U SIN KU KKI

 Sahil: Mom, Monisha has called her cousin Kukki.

Monisha: Mummyji, Kukki has come
Maya: God bless you Cookie.
Monisha: Mummyji it is Kukki and not Cookie.
Roshesh: Hello Kukki, do you like poetry?
Kukki: No I only watch TV serials
Roshesh: Which one? Friends?
Kukki: No I watch uska pati sirf mera hai.
Roshesh: Can we have something?
Kukki: Will you have peanuts, its only four days

old.

SCEN E 8 RO SH ESH
PRO PO SES TO
M O N ICA

 Roshesh: Hi, Monica! I have written a poem for

you.
Recites the poem.
Monica:- That day after the Kavi Sammelan I
really fell in love with you.
Roshesh:- I love you too, lets get married.
Sahil overhears
Sahil:- what is going on Roshesh?
Roshesh:- Sahil bhai I am in love
Sahil:- Who is the poor girl?
Sahil :- Go get married.

SCEN E 9 RO SH ESH
AN D M O N ICA G ET
M ARRIED

 Roshesh:- Momma, this is Monica.

Monica:- Paye lago Mummyji, Im your daughter in

law.
Maya:- Oh God! Not another Monisha!!