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When you spend 8-8-plus hours a day standing
watch at an airport security checkpoint, you
learn a few things about the traveling pubic,
among them:

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Ghe rules are inconsistent. (Why isn't lip gloss
allowed on board, but KY Jelly is?) Ghe
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