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Two girls were in a elevator.At Doua fete erau intr-un lift.La etajul 3 the third store the elevator liftul sa oprit.Una din fete a tipat: stops.One of the girls scream: Ajutor!ajutor! Apoi ia zis celeilalte sa Help!help Then told to the other incerce impreuna. Cealalta fata tipa: one to try together. The other girl Impeuna! screamed: Together! "Nu fi trist,nu fi suparat..si Frankentein "Don't be sad, don't be blue..Frankenstein was ugly too" era urat" "He who laughs last, laughs best! "Cel care rade la urma , rade mai bine! But he who laughs first , sees the Dar cel care rade primul,intelege poanta" point" ''To be or not to be, this is the ''A fi sau a nu fi, aceasta este intrebarea,,. question,,. ,,The life is too short,to have time ,,Viata este prea scurta ca sa avem timp si pentru tristete\" for sadness too\" ...LiFe Is ShOrT...iT\'s Up To ...viata este scurta, asta depinde de tine... YoU... 1. To love means to forgive. Father Savatie Bastovoi 2. To love means to lose control. Paulo 1.A iubi nseamn a ierta. P rintele Coelho 3. To love means, maybe, Savatie Bastovoi 2.A iubi nseamn a to light up the best part in us. pierde controlul. Paulo Coelho 3.A iubi Octavian Paler in Scrisori nseamn , poate, a lumina partea cea mai imaginare 4. To love means to be frumoas din noi. Octavian Paler n born. Antoine de Saint-Exupery Scrisori imaginare 4.A iubi nseamn a te 5. To love means to risk not being na te. Antoine de Saint-Exupery 5.A iubi loved back. Leo Buscaglia 6. To nseamn a risca s nu fii iubit n schimb. love means to transform, to be a Leo Buscaglia 6.A iubi nseamn a poet. Norman O. Brown 7. To transforma, a fi poet. Norman O. Brown love means to put our happiness 7.A iubi nseamn a ne pune fericirea n in someone else's happiness. fericirea altcuiva. Gottfried Leibniz 8.S Gottfried Leibniz 8. To love iube ti nseamn s dore ti, s vezi, s means to want, to see, to touch, to atingi, s sim i, cu toate sim urile deodat . feel, with all your senses at once. Henry Beyle Stendhal 9.A iubi nseamn Henry Beyle Stendhal 9. To love c utarea jum t ii ntregului din care ai means searching for half of the f cut cndva parte. Platon 10.A iubi whole you used to be a part of. nseamn a primi o f rm de rai. Karen Platon 10. To love means to Sunde 11.A iubi nseamn a admira cu receive a piece of heaven. Karen inima. Theophile Gautier Sunde 11. To love means to admire with one's heart. Theophile Gautier 5 min sa fi destept in viata!!!in cand esti prost si viata i grea! rest poti sta tot prost! \"Traim nu asa cum vrem, ci cum a putem!\" Un muncitor prost da intotdeauna vina pe A bad workman always blames unelte.

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his tools. A bird in the hand is worth two in O pasare in mana face mai mult decat doua pasari din tufis. the bush. 'e de ajuns' (cand ceva devine suparator a bit much sau excesiv) A faithful friend is hard to find; Un prieten adevarat este greu de gasit; sa remember man and keep in mind. tii minte asta, omule. Daca cineva nu s-a maturizat pana la A fool at 40 is a fool forever varsta de 40 de ani nu o va face niciodata. A friend in need is a friend indeed Prietenul la greu se cunoaste A friend in need its a friend indeed ! A good deed never goes unpunished. a little bird told me A man who wants something will find a way. A man who doesn\'t will find an excuse. a smile doesn't cost anything ABOUT TEACHING: -It's better to be unfed, than unlearned (english) -Learn by while you cry and you will win while you laugh (portuguese) -If you live a century, you should be learning for a century (russian) -The roots of learning are bitter, but the fruits are sweet (russian) Wisdom makes one beauty in happiness and strengthens one in hardship (russian) -Anything you gain you gain with hardship (romanian) -You have wisdom you have gain (romanian) -There is no one too young or too old to learn -He who learns from others is an honest thief (german) Wisdom is the only noble thing (chinese) -We are curious in the measure we are trained (french) He who learns continuously is a wise man (romanian) -He who knows has four eyes (romanian) Wisdom is a treasure and work is it's key (romanian absence makes the heart grow fonder prietenul la nevoie se cunoaste ! pe cine nu lasi sa moara nu te lasa sa traiesti. mi-a soptit o pasarica Un om care isi doreste ceva va gasi o cale. Un om care nu isi doreste va gasi o scuza. un zambet nu costa nimic

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DESPRE INVATATURA: -Mai bine nehranit, decat neinvatat(englezesc) Invata plangand si vei castiga razand(portughez) -Un secol de traiesti, un secol sa invati(p.rusesc) -Rdacinile invataturii sant amare, dar fructele sant dulci(rusesc) -Invatatura infrumuseteaza in fericire si consoleaza in nenorocire(rusesc) -Orice cu bataie de cap se dobandeste(romanesc) -Ai carte, ai parte (romanesc) -Pentru a invata nu este nimeni prea batran sau prea tanar(german) -Cine invata de la altul e hot cinstit (german) -Invatatura e singurul lucru nobil, inaltator(chinizesc) -Nu santem curiosi decat in masura in care santem instruiti (francez) -Cel ce invata in continuu e om destept(romanesc) -Cine stie carte are patru ochi(romanesc) Invatatura la om e comoara si munca e cheia ei(romanesc)

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Actions speak louder than words Actions speak louder than words. agony aunt All good things come to those who wait. All that a man achieves and all that he fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts. All that exists there for love. all things grow with time - except grief All waters have the color of drowning Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose. an apple a day keeps the doctor away appetite comes with eating As dumb as a stump As thin as a rake As ugly as sin. As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it. Beauty passes away, stupidity doesn't because i have faith...for that i still live... better late than never,but better never late Birds of a feather flock together Blessed is the man who finds wisdom, the man who gains understanding! Break a leg!

faptele vorbesc mai mult decat cuvintele Faptele vorbesc mai tare decat cuvintele. mama ranitilor Toate lucrurile bune se intampla celor ce asteapta. Toate reusitele si esecurile unui om sunt rezultatul direct al gandurilor sale. Tot ce exista, exista pentru ca iubesti. toate lururile tec,exceptie face necazul Toate apele au culoarea inecului (http://www.citateistete.ro) Intodeauna imita comportamentul invingatorilor atunci cand pierzi. un mar pe zi aduce tine doctorul la distanta pofta vine mancand prost ca noaptea Slab ca un tar Urat ca moartea. Asa cum iti faci patul, trebuie sa dormi in el. Frumosetea-i trecatoare, prostia nu pentru ca am credinta...de aceea inca traisec mai bine mai tarziu dacat niciodata,dar...mai bine niciodata mai tarziu. Cine se aseamana, se aduna Ferice de omul care g se te n elepciunea, i de omul care cap t pricepere!

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Mult noroc! Prins intre diavol si o mare adanca. (a Caught between the devil and the trebui sa alegi dintre doua variante, deep blue sea. ambele nedorite) alege ce e bun si bunu te va alege la Choose good things and good randul lui things will choose you maini reci,inima calda cold hands,warm hart Courage is going from failure to Curajul consta in a trece de la un esec la failure without losing enthusiasm. altul fara a-ti pierde entuziasmul.

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Curajul nu consta in absenta fricii. Courage is not the absence of Inseamna a actiona in ciuda ei. fear. It is acting inspite of it. Creativity requires the courage to Creativitatea necesita curajul de a renunta la certitudini. let go of certainties. Curiozitatea a ucis pisica. Curiosity killed the cat. daca iti place viata nu astepta... if you like to live,don't stay... did u belive that i will love you, u N-ai fi crezut ca o sa te iubesc, n-ai fi wouldn't belive that you will love crezut ca ma vei iubi, dar acum suntem me, but now we're togeder and impreuna si nimeni si nimic nu ne va nothing will separate us ever! i desparti vreodata! Te iubesc! love you Nu vinde castraveti gradinarului. Don't carry coal to Newcastle. Ce-a fost a fost. Don't cry over spilled milk. Don't judge me... 'cause you ain't Nu ma judeca....nu esti persoana mea... me... Don't let for tommorow what do you can do today, let it for the day Nu lasa pe maine ce poti face azi, las-o pe poimaine sau pe saptamana viitoare! after tommorow or for the next week! Don't put all your eggs in one Nu-ti pune toate ouale intr-un singur cos. basket. Don't wash your dirty linen in Nu-ti spala rufele murdare in public. public. nu te ingrijora, fii fericit don't worry, be happy Don\'t be sad.Always in life we Nu fii trist.intodeauna in viata avem parti have good parts and bad bune si parti rele.Doar zambeste si parts.Just smile and think at gandeste-te la ceva ce e bine something that is good Don\'t count your chicken until Nu zi \"Hop\" pana n-ai sarit parleazul. they\'re hatched. Nici sa nu te gandesti! Don\'t even think about it! Don\'t go near water if you Nu te duce in apa,daca nu stii sa inoti. cannot swim. Don\'t judge a book by it\'s cover Nu judeca o carte dupa coperta Nu face pe prostul. Don\'t play the giddy goat. Fie painea cat de rea, tot mai buna-n tara East or west, home is best ta Mananca pentru a trai, nu trai pentru a Eat to live, not live to eat. manca. Even the most beautiful rose has Chiar si cel mai frumos trandafir are spini. thorns. Every mortal pays tribute to Fiecare muritor pl te te tribut suferin ei! suffering! every thing has it's beauty,but not orice lucru are frumusetea lui,dar nu

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everyone can see it.. Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. Forgiveness is of high value, yet it costs nothing. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. FROM DREAMS,IMAGINATION,AND WISHES ARE BORN THE SUCESS OF PEOPLE...DREAM AND LIVE! Great haste makes great waste. Great minds think alike and fools seldom differ Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. Happy as a clam at high tide. Haste makes waste. He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. He laughs best who laughs last. He who wakes up early goes a long way He, who loves the money, will never have enough. healthy body healthy mind He\'s not gonna\' get away with it! Ho talks to himself talks to a fool. home sweet home Honesty is the best policy. how do you do? I am not what I am , not more nor less. I doubt that I see... i want to be singer...but i haven't aptitude for this...i want to be painter,but i don't know paint...and...i want to be loved by somebody...exactly,i wish to be human...i want to love and to be

oricine o vede. Moda este ceva care apare intr-un an si dispare in altul. Iertarea are o valoare mare, si totusi nu costa nimic. Prietenenii vin si pleaca, dusmanii se inmultesc. DIN VISE IMAGINATII SI DORINTE SE NASC MULTE SUCCESE!VISATI DAR TRAITI! Greaba strica treaba. Mintile stralucite gandesc la fel si prostii rareori difera Fericirea nu este decat o sanatate buna si o memorie proasta. fericit ca pestele in apa / ca viermele in branza. Graba strica treaba. El are toate calitatile care imi displac, dar nici unul din viciile care imi plac. Cine rade la urma rade mai bine. Cine se trezeste de dimineatza, ajunge departe Acela care iubeste banii nu v-a avea niciodata suficienti. minte sanatoasa in corp sanatos N-o sa scape cu asta! Cine vorbeste cu el insusi vorbeste cu un nebun. casa dulce casa Cinstea este cea mai buna politica. ce faci tu? Nu sunt ceea ce sunt , nici mai mult nici mai putin. Ma indoiesc. inteleg... as vrea sa fiu cantaret...insa nu am talent pentru asta...as vrea sa fiu pictor,dar nu stiu sa pictez...si...as vrea sa fiu iubit de cineva...de fapt,imi doresc sa fiu om...sa iubesc si sa fiu iubit

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loved I would if I could but I can\'t so I don\'t want to.. If evil doesn't exist,how do we know that good is good ? If love is the ripper,than i am the priest...!!! If the life is harsh, then you have to be harsher than it. if u If we discover a desire within us that nothing in this world can satisfy, we should begin to wonder if perhaps we were created for another world. if we were never to meet again i would say that my life was worth living just for that unique encounter with you If you believe in dreams...then you will sleep all your life time1 If you don't know me....don't judge me If you have time to whine and complain about something, you have time to do something about it. If you hear a voice within you say \"you can not paint\", then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced. If you want to be achieve something in life, work hard... nothing comes for free! Ignorance is bliss In a happy man's world there's only happiness. in god we trust In love with life In times of universal lies, to tell the truth is revolutionary It better be worth it! It is better to say nothing and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

As face-o daca as putea dar nu pot asa ca nu vreau Daca nu ar fi raul, cum am sti care este binele ? Daca dragostea este moartea, atunci eu sunt popa...!!! Daca viata este dura, tu trebuie sa fii mai dur decat ea. cand eu am sa rad tu ai sa plangi Daca descoperim inauntrul nostru o dorinta pe care nimic din aceasta lume nu o poate indeplini, ar trebuie sa ne intrebam daca nu cumva am fost creati pentru alta lume. si daca ar fi fost sa nu ne mai fi vazut niciodata si tot as fi zis ca viata mea a meritat traita doar pentru acea unica intalnire cu tine Daca crezi in vise..atunci vei dormi toata viata... daca nu ma cunosti.,,,nu ma judeca! Daca ai timp sa te plangi de ceva, ai timp sa faci ceva in legatura cu asta. Daca auzi o voce inauntrul tau spunand \"nu poti picta\", atunci fara nicio indoiala picteaza, si acea voce va fi redusa la tacere. Daca vrei sa realizezi ceva in viata, munceste mult...nimic nu vine degeaba! Prost sa fii noroc sa ai. In lumea unui om fericit exista doar fericire. Indragostiti de viata Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act Ar fi mai bine sa merite. Daca taceai, filosof ramaneai. (traducerea literara): Este mai bine sa taci si sa fi luat drept prost decat sa vorbesti si sa inlaturi

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It is nice to be important,but is more important to be nice. It is possible to hurt someone else unwantingly, but we have our conscience, forgiveness and reconciliation! It's not enough to do your best. First you have to know what you're doing, THEN you have to do your best. I\'m sick and tired of ... Knowledge is power. Laurel and Hardy were fighthing .Their father came into the room.Laurel asks his father:\"Is black a color?\"...\"Yes\", answered his father...\"Is white a color?\"...\"Yes\", answered again his father...\"See?It\'s true that I bought you a colourd TV\", said Laurel to his father. Let bygones be bygones. Lies have short legs. Life is like a flowing river of opportunities. It\'s up to you whether you stand with a bucket or a spoon. Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. life is the most common disease transmissible through sex life means climbing but the view is great Like father , like son. live and let live Look before you leap. Love exists for us to be, Love exists to make us free And to make a bond between You and me. love is a fever Love is a part of life... Love is blind.

orice indoiala. Este bine sa fii important, dar este important sa fii bun. Este posibil ca uneori s r nim, f r s ne dorim, dar avem la ndemn con tiin a, iertarea i mp carea! "Nu-i suficient sa faci tot ce-i mai bun. Intai trebuie sa stii ce sa faci, APOI sa faci ce-i mai bun." M-am saturat de... Cunoasterea inseamna putere Strula si Bula se bateau.Tatal lor a venit in acea camera.Strula il intreaba pe tatal lui:\"Este negru o culoare?\"...\"Da\", a raspuns tatal lui...\"Este alb o culoare?\"...\"Da\", a raspuns tatal lui di nou...\"Vezi?Este adevarat ca ti-am luat Tv color\", i-a zis Strula tatalui sau. Ce-a fost a fost. Minciuna are picioare scurte. Viata este ca un rau de oportunitati. Este alegerea ta daca stai cu o galeata sau o lingura. Viata nu consta in a te gasi. Viata consta in a te crea. viata este cea mai raspandita boala transmisa pe cale sexuala viata e un urcus dar privelistea e grozava Asa tata, asa fiu. traieste si lasa(-i)(si pe altii) sa traiasca Uita-te inainte sa sari. Dragostea-i ca noi sa fim, Dragostea-i ca liberi sa traim, Si ea face legamantul intre Tu si eu. iubirea este o febra iubirea este o parte din viata... Dragostea e oarba.

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love is so blind Make hay while the sun shines. Making a mountain out of a mole hill man learns all life,but he dies unlearned !!! Margaret wants to buy something,but she don\'t have quite money. Money doesn't bring happyness, but it buys it. Money give happiness to those that don\'t deserve another kind of happiness. Most people would rather be certain they\'re miserable, than risk being happy. My brother thinks he is a chicken. Take him to a doctor, then. I can't. We need the eggs. near is my shirt, but nearer is my skin. Neat as a new pin Never believe your doubts and never doubt your beliefs. Never judge a book by its cover. never let your feet run faster than your shoes never say never never say never never too old to learn Never trouble trouble, till trouble troubles you. No man is born wise. No man is born wise. Not all that glitters is gold.

dragostea-i asa de oarba Fa un lucru cat inca poti. Sa faci un munte dintr-un musuroi de cartita (Sa faci din tantar armasar) omul invata toata viata,dar tot neinvatat moare ! Margaret vrea sa cumpere ceva,dar ea nu are destui bani Banii nu aduc fericirea, dar o cumpara. Banii fac fericirea celor ce nu merit alt fericire. Majoritatea oamenilor prefera sa fie siguri ca sunt nefericiti decat sa riste sa fie fericiti. Fratele meu se crede gaina. Du-l la doctor atunci. Nu pot. Avem nevoie de oua. camasa e mai aproape decat sumanul. Ca scos din cutie. Nu da crezare niciodata indoielilor si nu te indoi niciodata de convingerile tale. Nu judeca nicidata o carte dupa coperta. nu lasa picioarele sa o ia inaintea pantofilor niciodata sa nu spui niciodata sa nu spui niciodata,niciodata niciodata prea batran pentru a invata Nu necaji niciodata necazul, pina nu te necajeste el pe tine. Nici un om nu se naste intelept toti romanii sunt la fel la inceput. Nu tot ce straluceste este aur. Cine si-a pierdut ZAMBETUL si -a pierdut viata.Angela P. Cine a uitat sa zambeasca,a uitat sa traiasca.Angela P. Cine nu zambeste,nu stie sa iubeasca.Angela P. Zambetul este prieten bun cu iubirea.Angela P. Despre zambet putem multe povesti dar cand il practicam ne invioram .Angela P. Invata sa zambesti

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apoi vei stii cum sa iubesti.Angela P. Iubeste,zambeste si bucura-te de tot ce e frumos.Angela P. Iubeste,zambeste si-L lauda pe Domnul.Angela P. Zambetul te ajuta si in probleme dificile ale vietii.Angela P. Zambetul tau,azi m-a ajutat.Angela P. Zambetul tau a inseninat viata mea.Angela P. Zambetul tau e rupt din soare.Angela P. Zambetul tau mi-a adus primavara in sufletul meu.Angela P. Cine si-a pierdut zambetul si-a pierdut un prieten.Angela P. Cand vine furtuna zambetul o alunga.Angela P. Cand ai uitat zambetul acasa ,nu uita sa imprumuti unul.Angela P. Cand te-a parasit zambetul cauta-l urgent si adu-l inapoi.Angela.P Zambeste chiar si cand viata e nedreapta.Angela P. Zambeste si pregateste-te pentru ziua de maine.Angela P. Zambeste si pregates-te pentru ceea ce vine.Angela P. Pregates-te pentru ziua incercarii cu un zambet plin de primavara.Angela P. Am invatat sa zambesc pentru ca Cineva m-a invatat sa iubesc.Angela P. Daca ti-ai pierdut zambetul atunci fa rost de unul urgent.Angela P. Zambetul are cei mai multi prieteni si nici un dusman.Angela P. Zambeste,viata e prea scurta ca sa fi posomorat.A.P. Zambeste ,viata e prea scurta ca sa lasi zambetul sa treaca pe langa tine. Zambetul tau poate fi pentru cineva azi o binecuvantare. Zambeste caci nu stii cati intristati vei intalni azi si zambetul tau va aduce bucurie in sufletul lor. Zambetul tau e rupt din soare si a incalzit viata mea Often I wonder, for how long will De multe ori ma intreb, oare cat o sa mai tina, Poate e un drum gresit,de o poveste it be going on, It might be a wrong way, a story without end fara sfarsit On Monday...the grass doesn't Luni...nici iarba nu creste! even grow! One good turn deserves another. Dupa fapta,si rasplata! Ochii care nu se vad, se uita ! Out of sight out of mind ! A iesi din tigaie, si apoi sa cazi in foc. (a Out of the frying pan and into the scapa dintr-o situatie dificila, apoi a intra fire. intr-una si mai dificila) Pasiunea e un tip de agitatie in mintea Passion is a sort of fever in the

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mind, which ever leaves us noastra, care totdeauna ne lasa mai weaker than it found us. vulnerabili decat la inceput. Person1: What\'s black and white Persoana1: Ce e negru si alb si rosu peste and red all over? Person2: What? tot ? Persoana2: Ce? Persoana1: Un Person1: A penguin addicted to pinguin caruia ii place salsa. Persoala2: salsa. Person2: you are sick, i am Esti bonlav, te blochez. blocking you. \"floare la ureche\" piece of cake I may not know what I want, but I know Poate nu stiut ce vreau dar stiu exactly what I don't want! exact ceea ce nu vreau! Exercitiul te aduce la perfectiune. Practice makes perfect. promite putin dar fa mult promis little but do much pastreaza pentru zile ploioasa save for a rainy day Cucereste(seduce) mintea si imi poti avea Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and trupul. Gaseste sufletul si sunt al tau mereu. I'm yours forever. Putin dar bun Short but sweet Domnule, recunosc regula dvs. generala, Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a foul. But you, \ca orice poet este nebun, Dar tot dvs. va puteti folosi de acest lucru ptentru a arata yourself may serve to show it ca nu orice nebun este poet. That every foul is not a poet. Cateodata trebuie sa plangem.Dar Sometimes we need to cry.But cateodata trebuie sa uitam... sometimes we need forget... Sometimes you have to go away in Uneori trebuie sa pleci pentru a putea reveni. order to come back. Vorbitul este de argint,tacerea e de aur. Speech is silver,silence ia glod. apele linistite sunt adanci(firea ascunsa a still waters run deep omului) Strow hat in a leg,guess Palarie intr-un picior ,ghici ciuperca ce-i. mushroom what it is? e de ajuns that will do Asta-i si chestia! That\'s the point! The animals are animals, but the human is more animal than an animal. Keep that in your mind, because I know what I say! THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARENT THINGS. the bowed head is not cut by the sord, but it's not caressed either the end?...no...the journey doesn't end here...death is just another path...one that we all must take... the frequently and long Animalele sunt animale, dar omul este mai animal decat un animal. Tineti minte asta pentru ca stiu ce zic! LUCRURIJE IMPORTANTE DIN VIATA NU SUNT DOAR LUCRURILE. capul plecat...sabia nu-l taie-da nici nu-l mangaie sfarsitul?...nu...calatoria nu se termina aici...moarte este doar o alta parte...la care luam parte cu totii... pauzele lungi si dese,cheia marilor

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breaks,the key of the great succes! The grass is always greener on the other side. the heart don't listen the laws.. The most wonderful feel of the world is love. The scalded cat / dog fears cold water. The try haven\'t death There are defeats more triumphant than victories. There are no failures - just experiences and your reactions to them. There is life after life and after separation too. There is more than one way to skin a cat. Think before you act Think over before do something!!! Time is money. Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan, but also believe. To be a dead ringer for somebody to be aware of something To be or not to be, this is the question ! To put one\'s foot in one\'s mouth. To suit something as the saddle suits the sow. today we are in holiday Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing. Treasure your parents,tell how much you love them and whats

succese! Gaina / capra vecinului e intodeauna mai grasa. inima nu asculta de legi.. Cel mai minunat sentiment din lume este iubirea. Cine a fost muscat de un sarpe se teme si de o franghie./ Cine s-a fript cu ciorba sufla si-n iaurt. Incercarea moarte n-are Exista infrangeri mai triumf toare decat victoriile. Nu exista esecuri - doar experiente si reactiile tale fata de ele. Exista viata vesnica si / deci si viata dupa divort / despartire. Exita mai multe modalitati de a jupui o pisica. (Cu sensul de: sunt mai multe moduri in care poti sa faci un anumit lucru) Analizeaza inainte de a actiona Gandeste-te bine inainte sa faci ceva!!! Timpul e bani. Timpul este lucrul care ni-l dorim cel mai mult, dar cel mai prost folosit. Pentru a realiza lucruri marete, trebuie nu numai sa actionam, dar sa si visam, nu doar sa planuim, ci sa si credem. A semana leit cu cineva a fi constient de ceva a fi sau a nu fi, aceasta este intrebarea ! A da cu bata in balta A se potrivi ca nuca in perete. azi suntem in vacanta Prea multi oameni in ziua de azi cunosc pretul tuturor lucrurilor si valoare niciunuia. Pretuieste-ti parintii, spune-le cat de mult ii iubesti si mai ales imbratiseaza-i de

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more important,hug them every time you have the opportunity, do it now, when they are still alive...otherwise..you will have remorse all your life... Two throw a priest from a belfry...The priest grudge down and die. The first sad other : -I sad he is a priest but you :\"Batman,Batman\". We always need freedom We are crazy just when we love somebody We have to look for the facts, not words ! What goes around,comes around. what is the difference between a lover and a husband?-30 minutes what is the difference between a mistress and a wife?- 30 kilos what it was and what becamed What was will be, what is will be no more. What you don't like don't do to others Whatever you are, be a good one! when 2 enemys are meeting better not to ask them what time it is when we believe to know all the answers...then the questions change.. When we write something about love,we think about freedom... When you say yes...you're all life is finished... Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. where there is no love, there is nothing Where there's a will there's a way. Who gets burn with soup, blows in youghurt also. who is it?

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Doi aurolaci arunca un preot dintr-o clopotnita...Preotul cade jos si moare... Primul aurolac ii spune celuilalt: - Ti-am zis ca e preot dar tu: \"Batman, Batman\" Intotdeauna avem nevoie de libertate Suntem nebuni numai cand iubim pe cineva trebuie sa ne uitam la fapte, nu la vorbe! Ce pleaca,vine inapoi. care este diferenta dintre amant si sot?-30 de minute care este diferenta dintre amanta si sotie?30 de kilograme ce a fost si ce a ajuns Ce-a fost va fi, ce e nu va mai fi Ce tie nu-ti place altuia nu-i face Orice ai fi (incearca)sa fii unul bun! cand 2 inamici se intalnesc mai bine sa nu ii intrebi cat e ceasul cand credem ca stim toate raspunsurile..deodata se schimba inrebarile.. Cand scriem ceva despre iubire,ne gandim la libertate... cand zici da ... toata viata ta e terminata Cand nimeni nu te contrazice, teme-te ! E semn ca ai spus o prostie prea mare. daca dragoste nu e , nimic nu e Unde este vointa se gaseste si posibilitate. Cine se arde cu ciorba sufla si-n iaurt. cine este?

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Ce este mic, verde, umbla prin pamant si Who is small, green, it walks in the land and it eats what it found mananca ce este in pamant? (Micul Verde) in the land? (Little Green) Why do people run after an De ce oamenii fug dupa salvare? Ca sa ambulance? Because they want to pupe crucea. kiss the cross. Why do you weep? What are de ce plangi?ce este cu acele lacrimi de pe these tears upon your face? Soon fata ta?in curand vei vedea ca toate you will see all of your fears will temerile vor disparea... pass away!!! why don't the blondes know how de ce blondele nu stiu saL SCRIE PE 11? to write 11? because they don\'t pt ca nu stiu care 1 sal puna in fata. know which 1 to put first. cu o floare nu se face primavara with a flower spring is not Women always worry about the Femeile se ingrijoreaza mereu de lucrurile pe care le uita barbatii; barbatii se things that men forget; men ingrijoreaza mereu de lucrurile pe care si always worry about the things le amintesc femeile women remember Niciodata nu poti sa sti ce iti rezerva You can never tell what the viitorul future has in store for you. You can't have your cake and eat Nu poti sa ai prajitura si sa o si mananci. it too. Nu poti invata un caine batran smecherii You can't teach an old dog new noi. tricks. You can't tell a book by it's cover. Nu poti judeca o carte dupa copertile ei. \"Un zambet este o curba care indreapta \"A smile is a curve that sets totul.\" everything straight.\" \"All men who have achieved \"Toti oamenii care au realizat lucruri great things have been great marete au fost mari visatori.\" dreamers.\" \"Do not wait to strike till the iron \"Nu astepta sa bati fierul cat e cald, ci is hot; but make it hot by incalzeste-l batand.\" striking\" \"Every fight is a food fight when \"Toate luptele sunt lupte pe mancare cand esti canibal.\" you\'re a cannibal.\" \"Cel care intreaba este un prost pentru 5 \"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask minute, dar cel care nu intreaba ramane un prost pentru totdeauna.\" remains a fool forever.\" \"Internet: It doesn\'t make you more stupid, it just makes your stupidity more accessible to others.\" \"It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.\" \"Internetul: Nu te face mai prost, doar iti face prostia mai accesibila pentru ceilalti.\" \"Alegerile noastre... sunt cele care arata cine suntem cu adevarat, mult mai mult decat abilitatile noastre.\"

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