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- Tata, ce prefer: sa-mi dai un leu sa cant la trompeta in sufragerie cand te odihnesti sau sa imi dai
doi lei sa mergg sa cant la bunicu?
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Precizare:
- Tin sa-I anunt pe mama sip e tata ca daca iau note proaste este pentru ca nu eu mi le dau.
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O mama catre fiul ei:
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Tatal lui Toni se mira ca inca n-a vazut carnetul de note al fiului sau.
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Lui Remus tocmai i-a murit vrabiuta. Parintii o pun intr-o cutiuta si o ingroapa in gradina.
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- Am cunoscut un baiat.
- Serios?
- E foarte dragut si atent, imi spune intr-una ca e foarte frmoasa.
- Aoleu, sper ca n-o sa continui sa te vezi cu individul asta care a inceput deja sa te minta!
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Cand a reanceput scoala, profesoara le-a dat elevilor sa completeze un scurt chestionar, dar Mihaela are
ceva probleme cu prima intrebare: „ Numele parintilor”. Se gandeste ea ce se gandeste si, pana la urma,
scrie: „Mama si Tata”
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