POZITIA: Mama, mama

Descrierea postului: Pe termen lung, jucatorii echipei necesare, pentru a conte

sta activitatea permanenta ntr-un mediu de multe ori haotic?. Candidatii trebuie
sa posede?? Excelente mijloace de comunicare, abilitati organizatorice si sa fie
dispusi sa lucreze ore variabile, care vor include serile, si n weekend si frecv
ente schimburi de cate 24 de ore la orice apel. Uneori se cer ore de calatorie i
n timp de noapte, inclusiv excursii la campinguri, la sfrsit de saptamna ploios.
Cheltuielile de calatorie pentru insotirea persoanelor ajutate nu sunt vreodata
rambursate. Servicii extinse de curierat, de asemenea, necesare.
Responsabilitati: pentru tot Restul vietii. Trebuie sa fie dispusa sa fie urta d
e toti, cel putin temporar, pna cnd cineva are nevoie de 5 euro. Trebuie sa fie di
spuss sa-si muste limba n mod repetat. De asemenea, trebuie sa aiba rezistenta fi
zica a unui catr si sa fie capabila de a ajunge de la zero la 60 km/h n trei secun
de si trecand prin cel putin doaua camere sau peste obstacole (mobilier, dusumea
uda, etc) Trebuie sa fie dispusa sa faca fata provocarilor de stimulare tehnica
, cum ar fi repararea micilor jucarii, toalete misterios de lente si fermoare bl
ocate sau sireturi incalcite. Trebuie sa aiba? Abilitatea de a planifica si orga
niza adunari sociale pentru clientii de toate vrstele si perspective mentale. Tre
buie sa fie? Dispus sa fie indispensabile un minut, o rusine urmatorul. Trebuie
sa trateze? De asamblare si testare de produse de securitate de o jumatate de mi
lion de jucarii ieftine, de plastic, si dispozitive de baterii. Trebuie sa spere
ntotdeauna pentru cel mai bun, dar sa fie pregatit pentru mai rau. Trebuie sa si
asume? Responsabilitatea finala, completa pentru calitatea produsului final. Res
ponsabilitatile?? Includ, de asemenea, de ntretinere si de lucru podea Janitorial
ntreaga instalatie. ??? POSIBILITATEA de promovare?: Practic, zero. Treaba ta es
te sa ramna n aceeasi pozitie de ani de zile, fara sa se plnga, n mod constant facnd
recalificare si actualizarea competentelor,
Experienta anterioara?: Nu este necesara, din pacate. La locul de munca oferit
pe o baza continua epuizant.
??? Salarii si compensare: nici vorba, ea trebuie sa plateasca clientii,Oferind
plusari frecvente si bonusuri. O plata mai mare este facuta atunci cnd clientii i
mplinesc 18ani, din cauza ipotezei iluzorii ca facultatea i va ajuta sa devina in
dependent financiar. Iar Cnd angajata va muri, le dai tot ceea ce mai ai. Cel mai
ciudat lucru despre acest sistem de salarizare inversa este ca va puteti bucura
de fapt de le, si veti avea dorinta de a putea face mai mult pentru clienti
. ? BENEFICII:? Desi nu avem asigurari de sanatate sau dentare, nici un plan de
pensie, nici rambursare de scolarizare, nu concedii platite si actiuni la bursa
nu sunt oferite, acest loc de munca furnizeaza oportunitati nelimitate pentru cr
esterea personala si mbratisari gratuite pentru restul vietii daca stii cum sa t
e descurci cu clientii. ? nainte acest lucru pe la toate mamele care le cunoastet
i, n apreciere pentru tot ceea ce fac pe o baza de zi cu zi, si sa le stiu ca sun
t apreciate?.
POSITION: Mother, Mom, Mama
JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work
in an often chaotic environment.
Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be
willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and fr
equent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on ra
iny weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses
not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES: The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least t
emporarily, until someone needs $5.
Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stami
na of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget r
epair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers.
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multipl
e homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages
and mental outlooks.
Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic
toys, and battery operated devices.
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout t
he facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION: Virtually none. Your job is to remain i
n the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and up
dating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on
a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION: Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bon
uses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that
college will help them become financially independent.
When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this revers
e-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS: While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursem
ent, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitl
ess opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your ca
rds right.
Forward this on to all the moms you know, in appreciation for everything they do
on a daily basis, and let them know they are appreciated.
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