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ba baga-mi-as pula peste ma-ta in casa daca te scutur odata cad pulele din tine ca
merele din pom in 2 secunde luati-as toata rasa in pula de la maimuta la windows 8
da-te-n rasa si familionu ma-tii ca-ti bag pula in gingie pana faci ca maimuta
dilie pe tine te-a crescut ma-ta in orfelinat te-a legat cu lantu de pat si te-a
batut cu biciu peste nas daca merg in maini iti fac in ciuda vezi ca ai gura intro
parte nebunule bai corp urat nu vezi ce cap de bidon turtit ai luati-as familia pe
carici sa imi bag pula in rasa ma-tii de copil batut de soarta care esti daca iti
fut un pumn iti fac garaj in gura curva masculina ce esti baga-mi-as pula in gatu
ma-tii ca te rup in 2 nu vezi ca iti fac sobolanii hunga bunga in stomac iti fac
paianjenii bora bora pe perete iti patineaza buricu de foame iti fermenteaza sperme
intre dinti esti neiesit din casa de 2 primaveri si 3 ierni futu-ti mortii ma-tii
de pisat la cur ce esti caca-m-as pe fata ta de copil imatur ce esti da-te-n mortii
ma-tii de cioara matrafoxata ce esti sa te fut in gura de copil malformat sa ma cac
in pizda ma-tii cu bucati de pula intra pula-n curu tau ca metrou in depou baga-mi-
as pula in ma-ta pana ii fac pizda tunel de metrou parerea mea e sa va duceti toti
in pula mea ca e destula pentru toata lumea sa-mi luati cacatu la polizor pana va
sare pana in ochi baga-mi-ati limba-n gaura curului sa-mi gadilati hemoroizii sa-ti
iau toti mortii in pula de obosit baga-mi-as pula in natia ma-tii ca bag cutitu in
tine futu-ti parintii ma-tii de ghertoi ai nasu ala zici ca e stop de trabant ai
urechile alea zici ca esti taxi-u cu usile deschise daca iti fut un pumn in gura
iti fac compartiment intre masele vezi-ti dreacu de amaraciunea ta ma saracie ce
esti te daram din temelii cand vb eu tu taci ma caine ce esti ca imi bag pula peste
ma-ta in casa sa ma pis pe familia lu ma-ta aia tarfa ca ii dau la muie de ii sare
pizda pe gat eroda-mi-ar pula in pizda ma-tii sa o fut pe ma-ta cu rotopercutoru
asa i fac la mt cand nu spala bn pe jos
sa i fac pizda lu mt tunel de metrou
bagamias pulan gura mati cami infing pulan gingile mati ca sabia excalibur
aterizamiar pula pe aeroportu pizdii mati
sa imi tii pula cum se tin batranii de bara de autobuz
luamiai coaielen gura ca pe paracetamol
fututi mortii mati de inapoiat ca porti maska lgbtq la tn in buzunar
deschide gura sa ma cac
nu te pricepi sa tragi apa "manual"
iti trb ajutor
dute n rasa lu tactu ala betivan ca se uite un ochi in stanga altu in dreapta
nu veti ca se pisa toti in tine si nici nu trag apa?
sa te ridic pe pula ca vlad tepes
fmm de aurolac prost
gadilami ai hormonii sa imi dau drumu pe fata lu bunica ta
ca ea imi face asa blowjob
sugi pula la negri pana li se fac albe pulele
daca as avea un ochi in pula m as uita 24/7 in gura lu mt
mi am dat laba pe mt
te drq de sobolan futut in cur
zici ca esti tarzan pe discord
gay u pulii mele
ca sustii lgbtq
in familia matii fututi mortii mati si pizdii ma ti de copil futut in cur de 5
negri
deschide gura ca inceapa sa iti creasca pule in gura
ma ta i plac pulele de 34cm sa aiba ce sa mance
fututi buleverdu matii de dinozaur carbonizat
cn te crezi ma???????????
ba
sor ta imi face cow job noaptea
apropo
data viitoare sa imi dai o cheie sa inchid usa
ca o intrat si mt peste mn
sa mori sufocat de tactu ala stramb fututi rasa mati de rottweiler
asta esti sa mor
te drq prima data cand ai vazut o pe mt ai crezut ca era sfanta maria
te cheama marcel caoe
ce trist
bagami as pula in capu tau de imbecil
poate inveti ceva
sa te futa in cur sobolanu de unde bei apa
vai de capu tau de distrus, terminat, imbecil, retardat
imi doresc sa ai 3 masini in fata casei tale
politia
salvarea
si pompierii
si popa
daca slobozu ar eroda ma ta ar fii a 10-a proteza
si sor ta a 11-a
sa te tin legat cu lantu de pat sa iti trag la muie
asa nu scapi
caine dc fugi
spunei lu mt sa se spele mai des pe gura ce mi o facut pula miros de ceapa
sa te futa dracu cu satelitu
recunoaste sa ti e nu ti mai sta pula dreapta daca stai capra trage aer in cur ca
nu o sa mai poti respira de atata pula pe care o sa primesti
incepand de maine
ce rezolvi?
nu ai argumente+
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asa pot si eu sa spamez
sa imi iei cacatu la polizor pana iti sare span in ochi
bagami as pula in mt pana i fac pizda tunel de metrou
aeroport e pizda matii
vin avioanele alea ca pula spre bucile matii
hai ma
esti mereu la fel de idiot sau azi e ziua cu noroc
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dc taci caine
bagami as pula pana i sare pizda lu mt pe camera
sa iti trag la muie de obez calificat la supt pula
de ziua muncii ma ta defileaza pe autostrada in mortii tai
de sarac ca iti permiti bani de pc
zii lu mt in ce pozitie te o facut asa de handicapat?
dc taci ma
acum plangi???????????
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sa imi trantesc pula de tatele lu sor ta ma
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sa te bag in pizda matii cu picioarele inainte sa pot sa iti dau la muie
bagamiaș pula in tine de olog prost dăte dracu de copil avortat sa ma cac pe tn cu
bucăți de pula in rasa matii de dog prost, ești ultimu retardat jegos ești emo in
morți tai sa ma limbi la pula sa îmi sugi pula pana pica un coi in comă, spunei lu
mata sa poarte lesă înainte sa se fută tactu futamaș pe sicriu lu măta vezi că ai
pula pe la gura mea de olog dacă ma pun la mintea ta trebuie sa ma uit cu
microscopu, vezi ca te erodește slobozu de aseară când am făcut-o pe mata praf,
trăgamias pula peste tățele lu mata ca ea imi face asa un boobjob in rasa matii de
aurolac analfabet sa iti trag la muie ca capra aia de mt ca ma lasa sa i dau la
muie sa imi faca muia cat bucile ei. m pis pe tn de olog prost valet, spurcat,
imbecilu pulii mele care te o facut mt din greseala esti o nestere fake in rasa ta
de rottweiler prost sa iti trag la muie de sarac adoptat de tiganii de la coltu
scolii sa iti trag la muie de copil facut de caini in spatele spitalului, m cac pe
tn si pe curva aia de mt blonda. nu de geaba ca cica blondele sunt proaste ea e un
exemplu la aceasta planeta. fututi moriti mati de copil avortat de 11 ani susti
lgbtq in rasa mati de spurcat jegos, bai roacer nespalat nu te ai spalat de 9 ani
si vb de mine ma nu ai apa calda in casa nu ai platit curentu in plm de aurolac
spurcat. du te drq prima data cand ai vazut filmul spiderman ai crezut ca pangliile
alea e slobozu lu tactu fmm de autistu pl mele care esti tu MA prostule esti atat
de imbelic incat de ineci cu pula in gura.... deea esti atat de gras te drq ce
calificat la supt pula du te n slobozu lu tactu sa te dau sa te imping in pizda
matii cu picioarele inapoi sa iti dau la muie pe la spate
Sã te futã broasca în cur pe unde bei apã.Te bag în pizda mã-tii cu picioarele
înainte ca sã-ti dau si muie dupã aia.Zii lui mã-ta sã nu îsi mai schimbe rujurile
cã îmi face pula curcubeu.Eu nu am pulã ...... destulã pentru mã-ta.Sã mã cac în
pizda mã-tii cu bucãti de pulã.Bãgami-as pula în mã-ta pânã îi fac pizda tunel de
metrou.Sugeti pula la negrii pânã se face albã. Parerea mea e sã vã duceti toti în
pula mea cã edestulã pentru toatã lumea.Sa-mi usuc chilotii pe crucea mã-tii.Sã-mi
luati cãcatul la polizor pânã vã sare span în ochi.Bãgami-as pula în capul vostru
de imbecili avortati.Nu valorezi nici cat microbii de anthrax dintre celulele de
sperma coclita infestata - cusifilis din pizdele curvelor de mame ce avetzi.Bagami-
ati limba-n gaura curului sa-mi gadilati hemoroizii.Spune-i ma-tii sa-mi dea banii
înapoi.Esti mereu la fel de idiot sau azi este o ocazie speciala ?De ziua muncii
ma-ta defileaza pe autostrada.Daca as avea un dinte în cur te-as musca de nas.Daca
as avea un ochi în pula m-as uita toata ziua în gura ma-tii.Daca te lasa parintzii
sa intri pe mIRC in cursul saptamanii sa aduci maine buletinul sa trecpula pe
numele tauDaca slobozul ar eroda ma-ta ar fi la a 10-a protezaSa va ard pa cruce pa
voi si pa neamurile voastre, mainile voastre sub tramvaiu 19 sa fie,ultimele 2 boli
aparute de voi si da familiile voastre sa se lege, mancami-ati pula de
jepatirastigniv-as cu capu-n jos ca sa-mi dau drumu mai usor pa voi si pa fata
voastra, in timp ce-mi mancati pula cu sos uncle bens.Pizda ma-tii e prea mica a
intrat la apa de cata sperma fierbinte a ingititNu vezi ca esti un retardat muist
shi jegos spalate ca in seara asta merg cu pula ininspectzie la tine in gura shi nu
vreau sa'mi lasi urme pe domnul '" kapul pulii"!!!!!!!Am auzit ca pe ma-ta o fut
dracii in talpa iadului.Lu ma-ta i s-o virusat pizda cand te-a facut si a trebuit
sa dea reset de acea tu functionezinumai cu ctrlaltdelSpune-i lu ma-ta sa se mai
spele pa dinti ca-i fermenteaza sperma aia care i-am plasat-o ieriin gatIn numele
poporului te rog sa nu mai sugi pula ca mata e pofticiasa a ramas gravida cu
unbabuin shi tot vine la mine sub monitor shi ma gadila senzual pa coaie.In
dictionar in dreptul cuvintului muie vezi poza lu' mataAm auzit ca ma-ta fute
ingerii doar ca sa puna o vorba buna pentru viata de apoiTu esti o gramada de
slobozi imprastiati in atmosfera si redirectionati in gura lu ma-ta cuscopul de ai
cracana gaura curului care a fost intepata de toti turcii care au cotropitRomania
de-alungul aniilor.V-am stiut io de tarani fara cultura, dar nu non stop cu pula-n
guraAm auzit ca sugi pula ca Eminescu fara sa-ti bata luceafara in geam.Du-te si
imbogateste-ti repertoriul si pe urma vin-o la mine sa te smecheresc putin.Auzi ma
pula bleaga o mai dor pe mata genunchii ?Cand ma uita la fatza ta imi aduc aminte
de cea mai nespalata poola pe care a supt-o ma-ta
Recunoaste ca tzie nutzi mai sta pula dreapta doar daca stai capraTrage aer in cur
ca nu o sa mai poti respira de atata pula cata o sa primesti, sugea-mi-ainectaru
din pula.Du-te dracu ca daca te scutur odata iti pica pulele din cur precum merele
din pom.Auzi ba retardatu dracu ia-o pe japita aia de ma-ta si mergeti si vindeti
foamea ce o avetziin voi la piatza ca sigur devenitzi miliardariCaca-m-as pa
mormatu tau sa aiba ma-ta in ce sa infiga lumanarea.Sugea-m-ai de pula pana intra
un coi in coma Tu si coarda penala de ma-ta sa-mi suflatzi inpula pana o sa fac
aburi sa spunetzi ca vam futut an stil trenuletz de epocaVezi ca e un anunt in
ziar: se cauta belitor de pula profesionist pentru ChinaSa-i dau lu ma-ta la muie
de la unu ca daca stau la parter o sa zica lumea ca pula mea e furtunde pompieriAti
terminat poponarilor si limbistelor? Sa v-o trag cu tot neamul meu si s-o sugeti cu
totneamul vostruSa-ti dau mie din voleu ca din plonjon mata nu ma lasa sa dau si la
alti e egoistaNu ma necaji ma cotoflete, puta de sobolan infipta intr-un borcan de
alifie esteb de fapt ostafie magalie rupta in iaurtul ma-tii ma carnat cacat de ma-
ta in trei siroaie cacacioaseumplute cu umpluturaMinca-mi-ai pola de mamaligar
asternut pe pizda ma-tii baaaa muie cocosata si stalcita debunica-ta in pat cu sor-
ta de sparcaiala ce steriofoneaza pe fata ta de furcar ce esti incoasta ma-tii de
schisofrit infipt in doua paie ruginiteAm auzit ca ai tot timpu la tine caramizi ca
esti cu fata in lucrari.Bai putoiule sa te vad la Gherla sa-ti dea detinutii pe la
curisorul tau strimt sa te vad cumumblii in patru labe dupa aia, avorton turat la
maxim ce estiSa te ridic pe pula sa te arunc pe luna si sa te dau cu capu de
bordura Drequ da lighioanacaca-ti-as fruntea limbric gaozarMai driblezi rahatzi pe
terenu de fotbal dupa meci? Sau te-ai sucit acu freci bara ?Hai ca te las sa mi-o
sugi putin , tare mult m-ai rugat in private , treci la aparat, dar spala-tepe
dintii aia de girafa inainte ca mirosi a carbitVai mamaaaaaa ce dinti de cotoroanta
calcata cu tractoru ai , gata ! nu te mai las nici sa masugi la pula ca mi-e
frica , sa mor io , cu dintii aia de girafa mi-e si sila , zau asa mai cumetreAia
nu-i gura ce ai tu , scarnavie , aia e taietura in cap , facuta de un mester
nebunBa pisoar ambulant, nu vezi ca se pise toti in tine shi nici nu trag apa ?
Toata viata am fugit de prostie si fudulie , da tu le ai pe amandoua , sa moara ma-
ta calcatacu tractoru de Michael SchumacherHai ia-o pa ma-ta de mana aia ei ciunga
si duce-ti-va in padure sa sugeti pula la urs ca vaplateste tata biletu de autobuz
numa sa nu va mai vad ca mi se face greata si iar vomit pe voiuscatilor,
ruginitilor.Nu-nteleg nimic bai prostovane, nu mai vorbi pe gura aia de curcan
spanzurat cu lasoul ca n-aidictie da ai frectie pe care sa i-o faci lu ma-ta cu
pula-n cur.Am auzit ca ai fost ieri la camp, la cules de pula shi cand sa aduci
acasa ceva pentru ma-ta,tu supsesei tot.Mai lingi mult pizda de la moartaciuni, ma
necrofilule ?, singuru tau mod in care ai contactsexual cu o fata.Cand iti cumperi
fatza sa imi dai curul inapoi ca m-am saturat sa ma cac pe unde mananci tuducea-te-
ai cu fata lu ma-ta la arat
Esti o putulica de sconcs pansatTi-am spus de mii de ori ca daca nu te speli pe
dintii aia de raton paralizat nu te mai las sama sugi de slobzSa-i bag eu lu tarfa
aia de ma-ta o grenada in pizda sa o fac bucatzi Dati-ar trenul matzelealea pline
cu fasole afara mah saracieSa ma cac pa burta ma-tii si pa istoria ta de rapandula
si fiinta beata, refulatule Slobozi-m-as pa mamica voastra aia alba ca zapada si pa
cei sapte pitici nefricosi si sifilitici, baga-v-aspa gat coiuSa mor io daco pish
pe ma-tan ochii o sa ma vezi in valuri prostule Imi dai voie sami bagshi yo pula`n
ma-ta sub burta unde are pielea rupta?Spargea-v-as amigdalele cu sarea din curu meu
lingailor Baga-ti-as paru-n inima perversaciudata si sidoasa, tarfa de colt smolita
ce esti Sa faceti sex oral cu soacra'ta, profana-v-asmormintele, bora-mi-as deiarea
pe fata voastra hidoasaFututi dumnecatii si dumnezaii si altarii matii sa tii fut
si tot neamul tau din groapa faspanzurata lui dumnezeu sfantulNu ai vrea sa te
facem toti o retea ??Sa ma lingeti din cinci in cinci minute in partea dorsala
poponarilor, sujemeai raposatu rahatManca-v-ar la toti viermii scula, ficatul sa
vi-l manance canii la gropapa de gunoi iar ceramane din voi sa fie ars sa scapam de
o lume perversaManca-i-ai gandacii care ii umbla in pizda aia nespalata lu ma-ta,
stropi-te-as cu flegma-n gat
bagamiaș pula in tine de olog prost dăte dracu de copil avortat sa ma cac pe tn cu
bucăți de pula in rasa matii de dog prost, ești ultimu retardat jegos ești emo in
morți tai sa ma limbi la pula sa îmi sugi pula pana pica un coi in comă, spunei lu
mata sa poarte lesă înainte sa se fută tactu futamaș pe sicriu lu măta vezi că ai
pula pe la gura mea de olog dacă ma pun la mintea ta trebuie sa ma uit cu
microscopu, vezi ca te erodește slobozu de aseară când am făcut-o pe mata praf,
trăgamias pula peste tățele lu mata
ba tarfo mai bn iti închid gura aia de copil transformat pisamas pe toată familia
lu tactu și pe tot neamul tău, sa iti dau la muie ca pe tn nu te adus barza pe tn
te o adus cioara bai băiete, te o scapat mos craciun pe horn deea ești asa negru.
sa iti trag la muie de tarfa blonda trantamias coaiele pe mormantu tău și pe
mormantu lu mata aia fiarta c fumează ca să afumat deea ești atât de afumat, bai
copil nelipsit de natura ai nevoie de vitamina S de la sperma bai gayule ca Teo
aruncat mata în balega când teo nascut. Fututi cristosu ma tii si altaru pizdii
dumnecatilor ma tii, altari, cristosi, dumnezei, manastiri, biserici, morminte,
morgi, spitale, icoane. Sa ma fut pe tine zdreanta si bou, ca o iei la muie
impreuna cu ma ta aia curva, cu dintii ei de vaca si coada de capra, ca e si ea
handicapata ca taica tu ala schiop futut in cur de africani si teroristii din
Israel. Fututi moriti ma tii de handicapstul pulii mele, si pizdii ma tii, ca cine
dracu m a pus sa bag pula n pizda ma tii.esti făcut cu vaca din colțul satului. Te
a futut bunică tu și acum ai traume. Gay ul pulii mele, nu vezi ce față de lesbian
bătut cu pula in cur de 10.000 de șoareci ai? Vezi când zicea mă ta de Sfinții
apostoli, zicea de ăia care vine la 3 dimineața și o fut până îi sare sperma pe
ochi. Copil dus la produs de ta-su, îi sugi pula lui unchiu tău în fiecare zi ca sa
mananci ceva, avort eșuat care ești, luate as in pula pe tine și pe tot neamul tău,
că dacă îți fut 2 palme o sa le simtă și strămoșii tăi. Am auzit că mă ta face muie
la îngeri ca să ajungă in Rai doar ca să scape de tine, cand te rogi nici Dumnezeu
nu te asculta, că vomită că trebuie să îți vadă fața aia de șobolan futut in cur de
un boschetar
@AlexKatta_fr beau suc sa iti stea-n gat sa mori sufocat de tactu ala stramb fututi
mortii mati galopami-as toata pula in ma-ta faci reclama la pui de sifilis in
mormantu mati esti frumos dar din cur scos bai powerpuff guy bai cow fucker ardage-
asi toata familia sa iti bag familia in doliu te pun pe balcon sa inveti sa zbori
daca ma cobor la mintea ta dau de petrol in altaru mati fututi harciuma mati de
copil paralizat in scaun cu rotile legat cu lantu de pat iti da ma-ta in gura ai 14
cand o aflat ma-ta ca e gravida cu tn vroia sa se sinucida esti nascut in coltu
scolii nu te primeste pamantul in rasa mati nu ai iesit din casa 4 primaveri si 5
ierni fututi copilu mati iti fut un pumn in cap te opresc din crestere pai pastaie
esti mai slab ca edy sa te saduiesc in chinuri in ce pozitie te-o facut ma-ta ma de
esti asa de handicapat? in numele poporului te rog sa nu mai sugi pula cu ma-ta ca
mata e pofticioasa iti fura pula din gura deea ai aparut si tu pe planeta asta o
mai dor pe ma-ta genunchii ? fututi heroglifu mati bai uncle bens faci reclama la
onlyfans de unde iti ia ma-ta cu tactu haide ca sa ai cu ce sa te imbraci esti mai
neimportant ca negru de sub unghie zii lu ma-ta sa nu isi mai schimbe rujurile ca
imi face pula curcubeu intra prin telefon intra in gura ta i spun lu tactu sa dee
banii inapoi ca ma-ta nu e buna de futut erupti-asi coaiele rupea-ti-asi ficatii
trage-m-ai de coaie sa iti dau la muie in timp ce o fut pe ma-ta aia iepra pe care
o numesti "mama" bagatias pula in gat sa iti ajunga in stomac pleznite-ar ochii
exorcizati-asi natia si familia matii o sa mori curvar sa iti dau in cap cu semnu
de handicapati calca-te-asi matele te-n pula mea de roacer nespalat te spala ma-ta
la pula bai donkey fucker sa iti fut toti ranitii si tot poporu lu ma-ta sa o
ingrop in carbuni bai contosaur carbonizat s-o iau pe ma-ta la pula sa ma fut cu
ma-ta ai dintii aia ma gandesc la castorii salbatici sa o fut pe ma-ta cu
rotocupetoru in altari matii de jeg
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YOU SOUND LIKE A PEDOPHILE YO 30 YEAR OLD BIG BODY BELUGA BODY BUILT ASS YO FAT ASS
YO HUNGRY HIPPO BUILD COCKS ON THE PUSSY SHIT YO SUPID ASS UP FAG ASS UP MA NIGGA
WHO YOU TALING TO RETARD NIGGA SHIT YO FAT ASS MY NIGGA SHIT YO FAT ASS ASS UP MY
NIGGA WE CANT TELL IF THAT YOUR FAT ASS NIGGA YO FAT OOMPA LOOMPA BOODY BUILT ASS
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BITCOIN FOR DICK
BET YOU RE DIRTY DISGUSTING DINGY ASS MONOPOLY MAN MUSTACHE YOURE SLIMING THAT THAT
SHIT UP RUB EVERY NIGHT BEFORE YOU START RAPPING ON DISCORD YOU DUMBASS BITCH NOW I
AM RELLY BOUTA GET TO THE PACKING AND RAPPIN AND RIPPIN AND DAP UP AND FILIPPIN AND
FLOPPIN AND DIPPIN AND DOTTIN AND HIPPITY HIPPITY X5 wait gold up bitch open your
mouth TELL ME HOW IN THE FILPPIN WIPPTY DIPPITY FUCK YOUR GRANDFATHER LOST A 7
HOUR STARING CONTEST BATTLE TO A FUCKING HANDICAP PARKING SPACE YOUR BITCH ASS FUCK
YOU YOU UGLY ASS HELL BITCH YOU STUPID AS FUCK BITCH YO GRANDMA GOT SPEDDIG TICKET
FOR BRUSHING HER TEETH TO FAST SHUT YO FATASSS UP SOFTWILLY KIDDOS FROM FORTNITE
YOU FUCKNG UGLY ASS FUCK I FUCK YOUR MOTHER UP UP UP UP UP UP DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
LEFT LEFT LEFT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT WIPE YOUR ASS WITH BUBBLE WRAP YOU TRIED SHITTING
UP YOUR SCHOOL WITH A PAINTBALL GUN AND PAINTED A MURAL YOU FATASS BITCH YOU BOUT
SUPID ASS YOU WEAK VIBRANIUM GOGGLES YOU WAS TAKING A SHIT AND RAN OUT OF TOILET
PAPER SO YO WIPED YO ASS WITH A SHADOWS CURTAIN MOTHER FUCKER ASS UGLY AS MY DICK
YO MAMAS CURRENTLY DOWNSTAIRS IN THE KITCHEN HOSTING COCKROACHES ON ICE BITCH IN
THE FREEZER BITCH YOU BOUT NASTY AS FUCK BITCH YOU DIRTY ASS HELL YOUR MOM SHOVES
HOT WHEELS UP HER ASS AT 4AM FOR FUN FUCK YOU WEAR A WINDBREAKER IN THE SAUNA FOR
FUN FUCK WRONG WITH YOU BOYY YOU GOT ARRESTES FOR BRUSHING YOUR TEETH TOO FAST
DUMBASS FUCKING WRONG WITH U MAD YOUR MOM GOT A DURAG YOUR MOM YOUR LEFT NIPPLE IN
YOUR RIGHT ARM A YO STUPID RETARDED YOU PRODUCE DINOSAURS In 2022 AND YOUR MOMMA
WAS LIKE THE GOD ENTERS THE WORLD
I called you an idiot in a discord vc and yo grandmother sent me a text
asking if I wanted to meet God
You got a gfuel tattoo under your armpit
You got curbstomped by ya roomate last week boy you still got a bump on the side of
the head
Nigga you stole 1 basketball from target during the riots then when u got home
FlightReacts knocked on your door with a vlog camera
When you sneeze you got no recoil boy you be sendin yo spit everywhere
Yo grandmas your hypeman in the McDonalds line boy, she be screamin every time you
order something
Boy you was threatening during quarantine boy and when they wanted to fight you
said social distancing you petty
Yo grandma harrased a lvl 100 boss in the Subway boy she would just follow that
nigga and slap his ass yo grandmas a bully boy
You threw a molotov cocktail at Brawadis cause he cheated you in a HORSE game boy
you ugly like shit
You got a delayed disease boy when Jahseh Onfroy died you only heard the news today
and started crying boy nigga was in his living room wit tissues nigga
Yo grandma tells you bedtime stories of when she used to shove Chuck Norris into
lockers boy
You so weak boy when they fight you they put ankle weights on for a challenge
Yo grandma was making fun of Wreck It Ralph during a villain conference boy
Stop it boy yo grandma kicked a horse in the chin 10,000 years ago and its
descendants were giraffes boy
Yo grandma wasted 3 hours tryna communicate with Chewbacca boy
Yo grandma got applauded by Elon Musk after introducing weed to martians nigga
Yo grandma was terrozising nerds by solving rubiks cubes while they were sleeping
Yo mom went through your phone and you had the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on
speed dial
You lost both of your cousins in a Juice Wrld moshpit
Yo step father was ruthless in beyond scared straight
Your grandma sucker punched a roblox youtuber
Yo dog got sponsored by Gfuel nigwga
You look up to FlightReacts nigga you are the worst basketball player in your
special needs class
Your grandma beat Sam Smith in an arm wrestling match
Thats why FlightReacts posted a hate comment on your dad's facebook
Yo grandma sent you a grabify link
You got suplex slammed by Carmen Cortzen from the Spy Kids
You lost a childhood friend to a snowball fight boy R.I.P Gunther
Yo alarm clock is holocaust sound effects boy yo grandparents do not appreciate it
Yo dog got in an argument with Hannibal Lecter nigga
Yo grandma sung a sad song to a street boxer boy
Yo dog got a nice ass gaming setup nigga I looked at one of his monitors and it was
a Before and After workout photo
I looked at your mom and blinked and my neck snapped boy
Yo mother challenged RiceGum to a street fight in Chinatown boy
Yo grandmothers a chiraq street legend nigga, you went to chicago with her and all
the GD's dapped her up boyG
You was lurkin around yo grandmother's room and you saw a picture frame of her
changing Bruce Lee's diaper boy
You doxed an amputee cause you didn't like how he looked boy
Yo step father is the best packer in solitary confinement boy, everytime I look at
him that nigga barked
Yo grandma cheated the fitness gram pacer test boy she got first every timeYo
You secretly orchestrated a drug deal between Father Time and Mother Nature boy
Yo mom was chillin in McDonalds and something made her mad outta nowhere and next
thing you know she knocked out an animal rights activist
You're such a nerd boy you got depressed cause niggas looked in your direction on
VR
Yo mom went toe to toe wit the hash slingin slasher
c
Nigga PizzaHut blacklisted your house cause your grandma was performing yoga in the
living room, the delivery guy was traumatized
I shook your uncle's hand during your birthday party and I went home wit a broken
wrist
You invited me to your house and when I looked under your bed, the boogie man gave
me sign language
Yo grandma was the best student in Baldis Basics
Yo grandma the quickest hand in the West boy she went toe to toe wit Clint Eastwood
in her underwear boy
You got banned from TwitchCon cause you kept making eye contact with Tyler1 boy
You stomp ant hills for no reason boy you ugly like shit you got surprised when you
came home wit pimples on ya feet
Your grandmother is the Faze Rug's personal barber boy she be trollin him and
pushes his hairline back
You got bulletproof toenails boy they call you the Iron Foot
Yo grandma be starting beef with niggas on facebook boy and she be tellin them to
mic up on discord
Known niggas I got added:
||Yusky, $pazz, goonie Jacob, xlubbers, weedo, betterkeepcalm, chinese lil tecca,
kaydo, Hheyo, Ziordo, Fatboy devo, goonie inter, kaps, Kaylaa, MoreCalls, Nordo,
Servo, OG Travis (KJ), defense, datkid, babyjustice, Hak, hoodini, Mango, Lyber,
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I cannot watch movies with ya grandma boy, I went to get popcorn and she greased it
up wit her leg hairs boy
Stop talkin boy you was the biggest FTC fan so you broke FlightReacts outta
guantamono bay nigga
Yo grandma is a russian sleeper agent boy, I said Golden Apple K500 and she started
busting out karate moves
Shut up nigga you got kicked out of DudePerfect cause you moaned every time they
did a trickshot boy
Boy your grandmothers a tryhard at Five Nights at Freddies boy, she mean mugged you
gocause you interrupted her
Your grandma got the golden buzzer on Americas Got Talent from moving her ears
You looked guilty asf when the FBI busted into ya house and you had SteveWillDoit
as your desktop wallpaper
Yo grandmother taught the whole Glee class how to wrestle

You introduced Spongebob to your grandmother and the next day she was doin the
Jellyfish jam boy
Your grandmother went to court with Guava Juice cause she hates youtubers boy
When someone makes fun of you in real life boy you turn on aimbot
They call your grandma the stone at the end of the Titanic movie she had a straight
face nigga
shut the fuck up nigga everytime u look at the moon at 9 o clock at night and ur
earlow started growing and u said "EEEEEEK" u fucking pussy
like when ur mom got hyper active and hungry she turned to an african crep flog u
lil nasty ass nigga
u take steroids and ur muscle grow on ur toe nails u little fat fuck shut the fuck
up pussy
boy u discover lightning when u was trying to loud mic boy u got zipped in your
mouth and u keep it like that forever boy u ugly ass hell
what? ur ugly as hell boy u met chuck norris and u said "how much wood would a wood
chuck chuck if a would chuck would chuck wood" and u offended that nigga stupid ass
nigga
nigga you ugly ass hell boy your mom tatood supercalifragilisticexpailidousious on
her forehead boy that nigga ugly
nigga u watch too much bug fights on youtube at 4 am boy u be watching cockroaches
vs beatles u weird as hell
when u met pokimane u rubbed on her head and said "guackamoli penis" and u tried
acting funny stupid ass nigga
nigga yo dad was about to get the employee of the month but he has a long as name
his name was demetrius demarcus bartholome the third gerard jackson barckhemloe
your name is () cause you a vampire nigga you was in the chris music video "wall to
wall" nigga
my nigga i caught u masturbating to call out my name by the weekend on slowed and
reverb nigga ur really goofy as hell
i caught u breaking to the dollar tree just to drink all the lighter fluid off the
bic lighters nigga ur really a crackhead
you used to donate to bronny james on his twitch streams saying whens the affair
with zaya wade nigga u used to offend that nigga u goofy ass nigga
get you ugly ass outta here bro there a reason ur mom left u you dirty ass boy
with zaya wade u used to offend that dirty ass boy u goofy ass hell man
My man got packed
Boy u dumb as hell

Boy you left the TV on when you went to sleep and when you woke up yo step dad
finished the Skyrim storyline for you
You like school so much boy the only reason you go to school everyday is because
Tyler the Creator is your lunch lady
I caught u masturbating to call out my name by the weekend on slowed and reverb ur
really goofy as hell
you threw a molotov cocktail at Brawadis cause he cheated you in a HORSE game boy
you ugly like shit
acting funny stupid ass
you used donate to bronny james on his twitch streams saying whens the affair with
zaya wade u used to offend that dirty ass boy u goofy ass hell man
That was ass nigga you made a clone of yourself using a easythread digital mini 3D
printer boy just so you could use him to complete the easteregg on the Moon map on
Black Ops 3 Zombies nigga you ugly as shit
That's why yo ass got LED Lights in yo Toshiba Microwave boy and yo ass be
barbecuing jello in that shit with sprinkles on top boy you ugly as fuck
That was ass nigga that's why whenever you lose a match of brawlhalla you sneeze in
one of yo amazon basics kids storage organizer bins boy you nasty as fuck
Yup nigga and that's why yo Acer Aspire 5 Slim Laptop shuts down whenever you get
the hick-ups boy you ugly as fuck stop talkin to me
That's was ass boy that's why yo 65 inch crystal UHD series samsung Smart TV
malfunctions whenever someone steps on yo balcony boy you dumb as fuck stop talkin
nigga
Yeah nigga that's why yo phone died in chemistry class boy and you tried to charge
it with a professional 5-pin USB MIDI cable and it made yo phone get frost bite boy
you dumb as fuck
Yup nigga and that's why you bought a digital alarm clock with wooden electronic
LED time display just so you could wake up in case you have a nightmare nigga you
dumb as fuck boy
That's why you had to buy a Clear point Elite 0.7millimeter mechanical pencil
starter kit because yo best friend stole yo Number 2 pencil during the EOC exams
boy you stupid as fuck
That was ass nigga you got a Wilson NFL Super Grip Football just sitting in yo
garage boy cuz yo great grandfather played on the Washington Redskins back in the
old days boy you ugly as fuck
Nope nigga you got a blue summer sky scented premium yankee candle sitting on yo
night stand boy because the smell helps you have lucid dreams nigga you weird as
fuck
That was ass nigga you got a 13 foot long lava lamp just sitting in the middle of
yo room boy and yo ass be using that shit as a stripper pole nigga fuck is you
talkin bout nigga
That was ass boy you got a Enno Vatti Movies Scratch off Poster stapled to yo
ceiling in yo room boy and yo ass be looking up at that shit before you go to bed
so you can be inspired to do big things in life dumb ass boy fuck is you sayin
Shut up nigga yo poor ass got a HD Full Screen Welmax galaxy Note 9 screen
protector on yo iPhone 4 se boy and whenever you try and play a mobile game yo
fingers get cuts and scratches on it boy you dumb as fuck
Nope nigga you got colorful high quality assorted balloons just floating in yo
shower boy because the gravity in yo bathroom is reversed nigga you dumb as fuck
No boy yo ass got a K11 Foldable stereo tangle-free headset just sitting in yo
laundry room because you don't like hearing the clothes wrestle eachother in the
dryer nigga you weird as fuck
Nope nigga you got 17 stacks of multipurpose printer paper sitting on top of yo TV
just so you can make feedbacks of every tv show you watch boy you dumb as fuck
Nope you carry a Lasko Portable Electric 42 inch Tower Fan in yo left pocket just
in case yo kidneys collaps from heat failure nigga you dumb as fuck
That was ass boy you got a leather padded adjustable office chair in yo bath tub
just incase yo knee caps get tired when you take a shower boy you weak as fuck
nigga
You tried to fuck a old navy mannequine and broke yo dick in half and tried to fuck
two e-girls at the same time and got STD's in yo cab muscles boy what are u sayin
boy
Uhuh nigga that's why ya mom got charmin ultra soft booty cheeks boy whenever i
smack her ass it dont even make clap noizez nigga it just exfoliates nigga you dumb
as shit
That's why yo dumb ass father cut yo mattress in half and turned it into a bunk bed
for yo step couzins nigga and then yo cousins beat yo ass cuz you failed Chimestry
class with a 37%
Uhuh nigga ya mother is a level 10 warrior nigga and she trains zobies to clip her
toe nails with safety sizzors boy you ugly as fuck
Thats why yo family host annual hot potato matches with highly explosive C4s and it
landed on you and you died with yo left eye ball hangin out yo right knee kap and
yo hairline tranzfused to yo eyelazhes nigga you ugly az fuck
What nigga you put orange juice in yo convertible sports car cuz you couldn't
afford gas you broke bitch and yo parents work for a crayola crayon and sea food
company nigga you dumb as shit
That's why yo girl friend was in the lofi hip hop radio live stream simping to
anime weebz for robux nigga you dumb as shit
Mhm nigga i caught you in a boogie with da hooidie's Drowning music video playing
the acoustic piano with yo pinkie toe tied to yo elbows nigga you dumb as shit
Nigga you challenged Kirito from sword art online to a sword fight battle and he
slit your neck open and your nasty ass mother sucked all the blood out yo body like
a fuckin vampire nigga you ugly as shit
You put bear traps in the shower in jail just in case you drop the soap so Big Dick
Jamal don't try yo sexuality nigga you ugly as shit
You went inside the Transporter in Henry Danger because yo knee caps got stolen by
Dr. EggMan my nigga you dumb as shit
Uhuh nigga you used to binge watch robot chicken at 1 in the morning waiting for yo
bed sheets to dry because you still piss on yoself my nigga you weird as shit
Nigga ya shadow don't even fuck with you cuz it has to grow whenever yo fat ass
decide to eat 5 big macs in 3 seconds nigga you fat as shit
That's why you bashed yo teeth out with a hammer and tried to sell yo teeth to the
tooth fairy and she scammed you nigga
You get frostbites when you wake up cuz you sleep naked with yo fan on full power
nigga
You sneak into people houses just to steal they crayola crayons just to duo draw a
rainbow with ya nephew nigga
You the best barber in the world boa you slap niggas necks before you give them
gecko haircuts nigga
You a real life fortnite chararcter nigga when someone kills you everything you own
just gon float above yo body and niggas gon come pick it up nigga
Yo mother grounded you because you put yo bed sheets around yo 50 inch 4K Roku TV
nigga
Nigga you walked into a chinese resturant and the cashier politely asked you to
change yo skin color boy
Ass nigga DenisDaily sent you a friend request on roblox and then he blocked you
because you kept following him in his adopt me servers nigga you dumb as fuck
Yo dumb ass knew you had photosinsitive epilepsy so you flickered a flash light at
yo left eye ball and you had a seizure on top of the key at a basketball court
nigga they picked you up and threw you to the grass to continue they game cuz they
didn't give a fuck about you nigga
Nigga you ran an olympic race and tripped over a nacho cheese doritos bag and split
yo scalp open and yo brains splattered far enough to reach the finish line and you
won the race nigga you dumb as fuck
Nigga yo principal got emotional during a speach for all the freshmans boy, and he
started loud micing the audience to get his point accross nigga 3/4th of the
audience walked out that bitch with hearing loss and ear barotrauma symptoms boy
you dumb as fuck
Nigga you was in a star wars roleplay game on roblox boy, and an administrator
banned you because you was roleplaying as Darth Vadar with a Jedi outft on nigga
you dumb as fuck
That was ass nigga ya father raised you in an arabian desert boy you made a living
by training camals how to moon-walk nigga you stupid as fuck
Nigga ya mom was known back in 2018 because she was the best stripper in VRChat boy
she used to give discounts for her lapdances to whoever had the most expensive VR
headset nigga you stupid as fuck
Nigga that's why yo grandma gave you a life lesson on alcohol abuse boy, because
she caught you having a hangover inside of a bouncy house nigga you dumb as fuck
Nigga you tried to recreate the meatloaf from Johnny Test for a youtube video and
got 674 dislikes because you made them watch all 2 hours of the cooking process
nigga you dumb as fuck
Nigga you met H2ODelirious in a GTA 5 Online server and he gave you a free farrari
because he felt bad that you died to a padestrian nigga you dumb as fuck
Nigga you was number 1 on the leaderboard in a agario server and got tricksplit by
the TYT clan nigga you stupid as shit
No nigga you ran away from home yesterday evening and got chased around yo
neighborhood by an armadillo boy you stupid as fuck
That was ass nigga ya great great grandfather starred as the main antagonist in the
Michael myers movie in 1981 boy you dumb as fuck
Nigga you was cutting yo toe nails and you was on the last toe and yo clippers
broke cuz yo toe nails got level 10 strength nigga
Uhuh nigga that's why you got pulled over by the police because the smell of
cannabis was coming off yo tires nigga
Yo dumb ass got a gun for the first time and starting holdin that shit like you was
death the kid from soul eater nigga be pulling the trigger with his pinkie finger
boy you ugly as fuck
Leafy is here made a reaction video to you doing the ice bucket challenge and he
called you a weirdo and when you seen the video you suffocated yoself with syrup
Wanna know how to father died? That dumb ass nigga was an astronaunt and he forgot
to put his space helmet on before stepping on the moon and he suffocated from a
lack of oxygen nigga ya father dumb as fuck
Yo dumb ass shot up yo highschool because the lunch lady didn't put pepporoni's on
yo pizza nigga you dumb as fuck
Nigga yo dumb ass use a jumpshot when you bowling nigga you stupid as fuck boy
Nigga you put make-up on yo dick to make yo shit look like it got veins on it boy
you ugly as fuck
Shut up nigga you got bullied in highschool boy, so you joined Dr. EggMan to try
and eradicate the entire planet and then yo stupid ass got defeated by Ben 10, dumb
ass boy
Uhuh and you was in canada and found a zimbabwe zebra dick.. with ketchup on it...
and salt.. dumb ass boy and you licked it off because you got horny from it nigga
you weird as fuck
That's why broly from dragon ball z hit you with an eraser cannon and called you
trash... dumb ass nigga and then saitama hit you with a serious punch and yo front
tooth came out and it cracked open as soon as it touched the ground dumb ass nigga
you ugly as fuck
Uhuh and yo ugly ass smell like gorilla elbow juice... with mustard on it.. dumb
ass boy and you went fishing in the Ishikari River in Japan and got assassinated by
a nigga in a Orochimaru costume my nigga you dumb as fuck
You the first person in the world to kick down window shields in the suburbs on
range rovers dumb ass boy you tilted yo head up down and then to the left and you
entered 3rd person mode in real life dumb ass boy you solved a rubiks cube by
flipping it upside down dumb ass boy you ugly as shit
Nigga Roman muted you in VC3 because you was e-sleeping with Loofy dumb ass boy and
then Kevin Hart DM'ed you in afghanistan with a screwdriver in his ear asking if
you wanted a coupon to McDonalds for a free Mc Flurry dumb ass boy you dumb as fuck
nigga
Ass boy ya great great gandfather lives In Japan and he made a living by selling
hair follicules to horny mexican school bus drivers on the dark web dumb ass nigga
that's why you tried to sexually seduce iCarly before she was famous on top of the
london bridge with a peeled banana in yo pocket dumb ass boy you stupid as fuck
Shut up nigga you and iron man made a duet piano song using a Nektar Midi
Controller dumb ass boy and then spider man spit out all of his webs on yo momma
bellybutton and put a fork in it and them took a bite and throw up on her toenails
dumb ass boy you ugly as fuck
That was ass boy that's why yo computer shuts down every night at 3 AM because the
cats and the roaches be biting yo ethernet cords dumb ass boy and you got african
kick boxers training yo step cousin how to ice-skate using a choo-choo train set in
zimbabwe dumb ass boy
Nigga that's why you can't even clip yo toenails by yoself yo mom gotta cut yo shit
with safety scissors and shape them up with obsidian abstract dumb ass nigga ya
mother got 13 different kids from 8 different niggas dumb ass boy you stupid as
fuck
Shut yo retarded ass up nigga you commit suicide by putting a picture frame around
yo neck and hanging that bitch to a ceiling fan using an extendo clip to an AK-47
and an already used parachute my nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me
What boy you were born and raised in the ghetto nigga you gotta get a pot and take
that bitch to yo bathroom and fill it up with water and take it back to the kitchen
just to have some water to use when you wash the dishes you broke ass nigga fuck is
yo dumb ass talkin bout boy you stupid as fuck
Nope nigga yo mother was on Channel 11 getting chased down by the Swat team because
she was kidnapping kids by tracking they IP's through Poptropica servers bitch ass
nigga you was surf boarding in yo bathroom and you wasnt even surfing in yo bath
tub nigga you was surfing in yo sink dumb ass nigga
Nigga you went to sponge bob square pants house and that nigga tought you how to
make a crabby patty without buns on but instead he used yo ass cheeks cuz you was
gay asf and you wanted meat inside yo ass crack gay ass nigga
Stop talkin nigga Thanos and the Terminator teamed up and still couldn't beat you
in a juggling competition and then they turned around and drop kicked yo knee caps
cuz mustard fell fell on they eye-lashes because yo disabled ass momma tried to
squirt mustard on her hot-dog and missed dumb ass nigga
No boy that's why yo step sister gave birth to a Venus Fly Trap and she passed away
instantly because the plant absorbed all of her fluid juices dumb ass boy that's
why yo pet cat commited suicide by eating approximately 3.47 pounds of yo edibles
that you left sitting on yo dorito bag dumb ass nigga
Nigga you was on round 84 in a black ops 3 zombies match and you hit the box and a
crawler came behind you and flicked yo left ankle and yo character fell to the
ground and all you saw was the "wasted" text from GTA 5 dumb ass nigga you stupid
as fuck
Shut up nigga Dr. Strange ran a train on your mother with all the S tier pokemon
from Pokemon X and Y and when he got done he gave her a logitech keyboard to write
a 10 page report of the experience on Google Documents dumb ass nigga you stupid as
fuck
That's why you wasted 3 hours of yo life trynna learn egyptian hieroglyphics using
google translator dumb ass nigga and when you found out it wasn't possible you shot
up a coffe shop with a nail gun dumb ass boy you stupid as fuck
That's why you had a friend for 3 years on roblox that was a girl and when you
asked her out on adopt me she reset and disconnected from the game dumb ass nigga
fuck is you talkin bout that's why yo grandma is addicted to masturbating to sea
weed water while she sips coffe with syrup in it nasty ass nigga
Shut up boy yo favorite beverage in the morning is irradicated chimpanzee elbow

grease with pickle juice poured in it you nasty ass nigga that's why yo granddads
only hobby is to beat world records on cool-math dumb ass nigga you ugly as shit
Nigga you went to the 5 guys restauraunt and got raped by 5 guys in tellitubby
costumes with jigsaw pizzles stapled on they jawlines
Nigga you commited suicide because you lost an arm wrestling match to an executive
chef bitch ass nigga and you was so embarrassed that you looked up left down left
left right them jumped up and down and activated a cheat code that made you
invisible
Nigga all the legendary pokemon gang banged yo momma cuz she had a Ultra poke-ball
boy and when they found out she wasn't a pokemon trainer they evolved
Nigga your mother was inside of a bouncy house boy, and she got 360 noskoped by a
water balloon because she was in the vicinity of an ultimate water fight
Nigga what your mom was selling spaghetti flavoured meatballs in the walmart
parking-lot and thought she was a genius
Nigga a venus fly trap bit yo ankle and a grape grew on yo nose approximately 3
seconds afterwards nigga you don't even use a jumpshot when you play basketball
nigga all you do is throw that shit to the hoop like you throwing a fast ball
Nigga ya dumb ass grandma stole a bisycle out of walmart just to go to the pay-out
line boy because she couldn't afford 25 cents to use the electronic shopping carts
nigga ur grandma broke as fuck she need a job at dairy queen boy go fill out her
application for her cuz she handicapped nigga
Nigga ya old ass grandma tripped over a trip wire and her stank ass dentures fell
out her yuck ass mouth boy and she dialed 911 and all she saw was dora the explora
just searching the area with a magnifying glass tryna spot them bitches dumb ass
boy
Nigga your great grandfather literally worked a nightshift job at freddy frazbear's
pizzeria scared for his life boy because whenever he looked inside of the security
cameras all he saw was 7 animetronics having an orgy on top of a birthday cake
nigga you ugly as fuck
Nigga you literally have a rare disorder that makes you type faster whenever you're
losing a TypeRacer match boy and whenever you get back in the lead your fingers
just freeze because you surpassed your fingers physical joint limitations dumb ass
boy what are you talking about
Nigga you lost your siblings to a game of freeze tag because when you tagged them
you forgot to tell them to move again boy and they just stood there for 7 days
straight and starved to death nigga ya family dumb as fuck boy what are you talking
about
That was ass nigga your family literally hosts an anual game of connect 4 with a
special rule that the first one to put a colored disc inside of the board wins
nigga ya family dumb as fuck
What nigga you literally have a strange condition where yo nut sacks shribble up
like dried up raisins whenever you eat a soggy french fry from McDonalds
Nigga you literally have a signiature move in competitive pac-man tournaments boy
and all you do is move your joy stick up and down 4 times and your pac-man just
turns into a Pac-woman boy you dumb as fuck stop talking to me
No boy you literally have a special ability to control the temperature of tap water
just by making contact with yo uvula nigga you're weird as fuck stop talking to me
Nigga you got hired to work with the teen titans just because you had the ultimate
ability to not shed tears when you cut onions nigga and they use you to make
special meals nigga your retarded as shit
Nigga what you literally grew an instant boner when you was walking around in an
abandoned jungle because yo horny ass thought the branches on the trees looked like
Horrible nigga that's why you and ya long lost puppy finally reunited with
eachother for the first time in 6 years because you sold yo soul to the slender man
dumb ass boy what are you talking about nigga
Nigga huh you just mad because the niggas that constructed your house were idiots
boy and they built a stair case in yo kitchen that went all the way through yo roof
and into the clouds my nigga you dumb as shit you just mad cuz you aint got the
stamina to climb that shit boy
What boy you literally don't even drink Lemon-aid anymore because you deadass
thought it was gonna give you lemon flavoured aids nigga you're actually dumb as
fuck stop talking to me
Nigga you literally have a modded version of GTA 5 and whenever you get into
arguments with citizens boy ya character just start using shadow clone jutsu
without using any hand signs boy you ugly as fuck
Nigga your family got mad and disowned you because you instantly win Monopoly
matches because your negotiating skills are just too great boy what are you talking
about
You literally got hired by NASA because you had a special disease that allowed you
to breath in space boy and 2 years later you took a DNA test and when you looked at
the feedback all you seen was you being 45.89% alien nigga you ugly as fuck
Nigga you literally co-own ya grandfathers fungus research group nigga and all you
do is go in abandoned forests and bite on tree trunk dust boy you ugly as fuck stop
talkin nigga
Your mom literally had a panic attack when she went to France because she thought
bonjour was a secret terrorist code nigga ya mom dumb as fuck get her out of there
boy
What boy for a whole 8 years of yo life boy you thought pine cones were called
porcupines dumb ass boy what are you talkin about nigga your favorite animetronic
in Five Nights At Freddy's is the purple guy because you thought he had the same
mindset as you dumb ass nigga shut up boy
talkin nigga
boy
Nigga Drake literally hired you as the editor in his Hotline Bling music video boy
because he thought your edits on VanossGamings deathrun videos were exquisit nigga
fuck up talking to me you're retarded nigga
Nigga your fat ass grandma literally made a wish to the holy grail from fate/zero
boy and her one and only wish was to summon a forbidden floppy sea spider nigga and
when she seen that shit her heart rate jumped to 0 and she died boy you're ugly as
shit stop talking to me
Nigga that's why yo laptops internal webcam drivers are corrupted and have viruses
in them nigga and whenever you turn on yo camera in discord calls all you see is a
McDonalds McGriddle wrapper with staples in it nigga you ugly as fuck
That was terrible nigga ya rich ass parents have a robot that automatically ties
your shoes and that shit malfunctioned and went inside yo foot and tied yo bones
together dumb ass nigga
Terrible boy yo dumb ass spent 300$ for a tattoo of an internet symbol on yo
forehead and cursed that tattoo with a magic curse and you thought you was gon have
cellular data on yo forehead like shit boy you dumb as fuck
That was ass nigga you literally went to McDonalds just to steal all the ketchup
packets from behind the counter because ya mom got a strange addiction to the scent
of ketch-up nigga ya mom weird as fuck stop talkin to me boy
That was ass boy you broke your mouse to your keyboard so you went into an
abandoned forest and found a mice and took it home and killed it and froze it in a
freezer and used it as a mouse to your PC and it had 800 DPI nigga you weird as
fuck stop talking to me nigga
That was terrible my nigga your mom is the most known Los Vegas drug dealer in the
city because she laces her weed with sea salt my nigga you dumb as fuck
Terrible nigga your father was notorious back in 2004 because he was in the
Guinesse world record for having the strongest pinkie finger my nigga he strong as
shit
Now I'm finna bake yo ass boy you came out the womb with pure white hair boy
because your mom dated a nigga with a strange adiction to mayonasse and he used to
put that shit in her coochie and leave it in there for 3 days while she was
pregnant with you nasty ass boy you stupid as shit
Terrible nigga you literally wrote a 10 paragraph essay to a tech support scammer
just so he wouldn't expose your information to a doxxing website boy you ugly as
fuck
Ass boy you literally have the worlds slowest internet nigga you tried to download
GTA 5 overnight and you slept for 9 hours and when you woke up the download
progress was only 0.2% completed nigga i dont wanna hear any of that shit
What boy your mom is an olympic dare devil boy she unbuckled her seat belt on a
roller coaster and did a cart wheel onto the tracks and tripped and fell right next
to a concession stand and the first thing she did when she got up was order a bun-
less hotdog boy ya mom dumb as fuck boy stop talking to me
Nigga your mom is an invasive cardiologist boy and when she was working on her
patient she spit on his heart and stitched his chest back together and he woke up
with a saliva fetish dumb ass boy you ugly as fuck
That was ass your mom is notorious in south sudan for voice acting Perry the
Platypus from Phineas and Ferb boy you ugly as fuck stop talking to me
Nigga you got a bar code on the back of yo neck you dumb ass nigga and the cashiers
in walmart be scanning that shit and charging 25$ for them to slap the back of yo
neck like shit boy
Boy you probably spinning on yo head right now on yo carpet while juggling 3 cheeto
crumbs on yo finger tips like shit boy you ugly as fuck
Nigga you was hitting the duggy for 10 minutes and you legs dont even hurt yet...
you're immortal nigga
Nigga you seen your mom for the first time in two months and all you did was show
her a video of an empty cereal box for 5 minutes and she looked at you and smiled
dumb ass boy
You just mad because you sleep with your friend on a air mattress in his laundry
room you fat ass boy stop talking to me nigga
Nigga you and your two best friends used your moms underwear as sling shot to shoot
crab apples at Shaquille O'Neals Truck nigga you ugly as fuck
Nigga your mom told you to purposely get your shoe sucked into an elevator so you
could sue the mall boy ya mom deevious as shit boy
What boy ya foreskin strong as shit boy you survived world war 2 back in 1987 by
stretching yo foreskin around yo entire body cuz it was bullet proof dumb ass boy
you dumb as fuck
Mhm your sister is known in East Alaska because she ended the Cold War with a hot
air blow dryer she just turned that bitch on and aimed it at every soldier and they
just turned civilized nigga you weird as fuck
Nigga you just mad cuz yo mother gave birth to you in a haunted house in six flags
boy and she got scared and screamed so loud that you sling shotted out her coochie
like shit fat ass boy
Nigga you got an erection inside of the hyperbolic time chamber and yo meat evolved
into a screw driver and you cried and yo tears went through yo body like a bullet
because the gravity was too strong dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck
You just mad because yo retarded ass grandma put yo sharingan eye contacts in the
toaster because she thought it was gon improve the quality of the lenses dumb ass
nigga
Nigga your mom literally went to the zoo just to see what armadillo dick smelled
like ya mom weird as fuck stop talking to me
Nigga you just mad because yo weird ass father is the only nigga in the world to
have an addiction to tricking underaged girls to lick his birth mark dumb ass nigga
your father is a rapist nigga you dumb as fuck
Mhm your best friend Jacob stapled a ceiling fan on his neck so he wouldn't sweat
during gaming that fat ass jaw breaker body built ass nigga is yo friend and your
identical to him you ugly dumb ass nigga
You just mad cuz yo momma got tag teamed by Fanboy and Chumchum in a WWE
championships match and they used the famous Double crucifix powerbomb combo on yo
grandma in the audience dumb ass boy
Nigga you just mad because you had to put a gucci belt around yo socks because yo
feet was small asf and couldn't fit the sock... small foot ass boy
That was horrible nigga you you can't even jump rope properly because you have no
hand-eye coordination nigga you dumb as fuck
Terrible nigga you hired Ash ketchum to make Pikachu use thunder bolt on yo knee
caps to make you run faster dumb ass boy you ugly as shit
Nigga ya retarded ass grandma used a needle and yarn to try and make you a MCM Back
pack out of Beluga whale skin dumb ass boy you ugly as fuck
Mhm was that before or after your grandma went trick or treating and she got
tricked... dumb ass boy what are you talking about nigga
Nigga you literally have LED lights around yo mirror in yo room and you use that
shit as a Ring Light whenever you record videos for youtube you bum ass broke ass
poor ass bitch
Nigga you're a competitive bop-it player whenever the bop-it says "I'm going to
sleep!" you get depressed and you start listening to 1980's hip hop radio beats
dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck
You just mad cuz Ed Edd and Eddy jumped yo grandma at Wal-Mart on black friday
because she was tryna steal they cucumber ball dumb ass boy
That was terrible nigga you just mad because you have a crush on Widget from Wow
Wow Wubbzy weird ass nigga whenever you see her on TV you kiss yo screen.. stank
ass nigga
You just mad because yo grandma woke up from a coma thinking she was NBA Younger
Boy dumb ass bo ya grandma stupid as fuck
Nigga ya mom got dissociative personality disorder boy and whenever she gets in her
feelings she just starting dancing on top of the fridgerator thinking she a
stripper dumb ass boy
What nigga yo freak ass grandma wrote a love note to the cookie monster because she
thought he could eat pussy dumb ass boy you and ya grandma dumb as fuck
You just mad because whenever ya mom drive you to school she be bopping her head to
the Magic Schoolbus sound-track ugly ass nigga fuck wrong with you
Nigga your mom is a supernatural deep dungeon miner my nigga she can find
cobblestone and ancient artifacts at ease boy you dumb as shit
Nigga you got creamated with an ancient necklace worn by Lady Ezdeath in a ritual
that the tellitubies casted on you because they didn't like the size of your adams
apple dumb ass nigga what are you talking about
Nigga your mom tilted her head to the right by 4 inches and dodged a Barrett M82
Sniper shot and she just walked away with piss running down her pants because she
really didn't mean to do that shit boy you dumb as fuck
Your mom is an undiscovered species of spit you ugly ass boy that's why whenever
she wash dishes her hand starts dissolving into the water like shit stop talking to
me nigga
Whenever you vaccuum yo floor you get turned on because the only thing you can
thing of is that the vaccuum cleaner is sucking up the floor you weird ass nigga
stop talking to me
The only reason you where jackets is because you got eyes popping out yo arm
because you're secretly Danzo from Naruto Shippuden my nigga you dumb as shit
You best friend had sex with hillary clinton when she was 19 years old and he was
14 and he posted it on his instagram account which hillary clintons mother followed
and she got in trouble my nigga you ugly as fuck
You just mad cuz whenever you want to go to your neighborhood basketball court you
get bullied by everyone there because you always wear high heels when you play my
nigga you gay as shit
Nigga your great great grandmother is an assistant manager in Chucky Cheese just
because she wanted to steal the fabric used to make the chucky cheese costume she
weird as fuck
Your grandpa is a sexually deprived middle aged sex slave that wandered out of
Zimbabwe with a fresh hair cut because he got edged up by a wood pecker using it's
beek dumb ass nigga stop talking to me
Nigga your mom is the best garbage truck driver in the USA because shes used to
smelling like shit all day because she lives under the london bridge in a oversized
sewage pipe my nigga you dumb as shit
Your next door neighbor is a pedophile he snuck into your house yesterday and raped
your mom and the very next morning he gave you a sinister smirk like shit stop
talking to me
Nigga you checked your clock and it went from 9 am to 6 am because you're secretly
the main character of re:zero my nigga you dumb as fuck stop talking to me
Nigga your grandma is evil he used to beat up ichigo because he got his powers dumb
ass nigga and that's why yo teeth shaped like dinner plates my nigga you dumb as
fuck
Stop talking to me nigga your father got plastic surgery on his bellybutton because
he was insecure about his outie my nigga he ugly as shit
Nigga your mother is a national profesional dare devil my nigga she jumped off of
the london bridge with a baby in her hands and landed unharmed my nigga she weird
as shit
Nigga ya step sister is a professional prostitute my nigga she maked niggas toes
curl up just by touching they chakra points my nigga stop talking to me
Nigga you lost your older brother to a food fight in middle school because he said
the lunch ladies spatula was dirty my nigga you dumb as fuck stop talking to me
Nigga your brother is a professional photographer my nigga he gets on his knees

tilts his head to the right moves his ankle 3 inches left and the pictures comes
out in 10-80p my nigga you dumb as shit
You used OBS studio just to screen-record yourself beating the roblox tower of hell
obby and you failed on a lava jump trash ass nigga
Nigga ya mom put a clothe hangers around her her neck and hanged it in the closet
as a weird way to commit suicide dumb ass nigga
Fuck no nigga yo mom got boxed up by 2-chains in the white house when she tried to
apply to be the president of the US and donald trumps daughter threw a mouse trap
at her and she died fuck is wrong with you nigga
Yo mom got crossed up by a sidestep on a MCM basketball court and she landed on a
moldy subway sandwhich from amsterdams bathroom stall bitch ass nigga fuck is wrong
with you
Yo mother has a strange adiction to doing her make-up with crayola crayons my nigga
she walk out the bathroom lookin like wrinkles the clown ugly ass nigga fuck is you
talkin bout
Yo mom taught you a secret technique passed down through generations and it was to
run fortnite at 300 FPS by plugging yo ethernet cord straight inside of an
electrical outlet dumb ass nigga fuck is u talkin bout
Yo older sister has a lemonade stand in her house and her only customers is her two
kids Johnny and Steven and they both yo cousins ugly ass bitch fuck is you sayin
Nigga you the only nigga in the world that has the ability to use chop-sticks to
drink soup my nigga fuck is you talkin about you perfectly balance the liquid on
top of the chop stick and when you fail ya grandma smacks you on the back of yo
neck with a spongebob action figure my nigga you ugly as fuck
You just mad because yo barber was high one day and lined you up with a iPhone 5
screen protector stop talkin to me nigga fuck is wrong with you
Nigga yo cousin got reincarnated by a forbiden jutsu from Naruto and when she got
reincarnated she had the sharingan on her toenails dumb ass boy she got deformed
while being reincarnated how the fuck you do that shit ugly ass boy
Nigga you tongue kiss yo grandma belly button every night at 3:38 pm just so she
can teach you how to be a professional bop-it player dumb ass boy stop talking to
me nigga
You just mad cuz yo local dentist accidentally used a weed eater to trim to teeth
nigga and you walked out that bitch lookin like Jeff The Killer you ugly bitch stop
talking to me nigga
Fuck up nigga you sucker punched yo grandma because she didn't give you an extra
jolly rancher after you cleaned her arm-pits for her dumb ass nigga stop talkin to
me bitch
Nigga yo ex girl friend broke up with you because yo birth mark was on yo dick tip
nigga she thought you was deformed you fuck face ass bitch stop talking to me
Fuck up nigga you wasted 2 years of your life mastering the art of scuba diving
just to see the bakini bottom dumb ass nigga stop talking to me you stupid as fuck
What boy you just mad because you live in a world where twisting right on a bottle
actually loosens it my nigga you ugly as fuck
Nigga yo mom went on a mission to deep throat all 44 of the U.S. presidents by
using Susan and Mary tests time machine from Johnny Test dumb ass boy fuck is you
sayin
Nigga yo dyke ass mom got plastic surgery to change her face into a ant eater so
she could eat pussy better ugly ass bitch stop talking to me weird ass boy fuck is
wrong with you
nigga yo mom is the fastest typer in the world boy she types with her hands upside
down typing with her knuckles my nigga you ugly as fuck
Nigga your mother is the best cook in the world she can turn dirt and rusty iron
into a top tier resturaunt lasagna my nigga she weird as fuck stop talking to me
Nigga yo grandma is the worst picture taker in the world because her vision is
terrible she was 2 inches away from a person and tried to take a picture of them
and she accidentally took a picture of the sun, stupid ass boy fuck is u talking
about
My nigga yo brother is the best dish washer in the world my nigga she washes dishes
with her tongue she nasty as fuck
Nigga you the only nigga I know that can take shits and they internal organs come
out my nigga now that's what I call a shitty condition stupid ass boy
Nigga you use shoe box paper as tissue when u wipe yo ass because you like the
friction, weird ass nigga what are you talking about you just mad cuz yo bathroom
sink malfunctions and turns into a black hole whenever you turn the fossit on, dumb
ass boy you ugly as fuck
Nigga yo ass was milly rocking in a new york city half price refridgerator because
yo dick was musty and you thought the fridge would freeze the smell in place stupid
ass boy
That's why yo momma got a slushy blender that actually turns slushies back into
fruit boy that shit makes fruit go back in time nigga you ugly as shit
What boy me and my mom was in the supermarket shopping for chips on isle 7 boy and
all we seen was you and ya grandma stealing 47 bags of cool ranch doritos boy fuck
is wrong with you
What boy your grandma got hearing aids and works at a fast food resturaunt boy i
asked for a Double quarter pounder cheese burger and she just gave me a blueberry
flavoured slushie boy that shit was terrible
What boy you just mad cuz yo stupid ass father got caught selling coke to 7 year
olds at a get-together boy
What boy you got a dual wield mouse and keyboard just so you be a pro gamer boy you
is terrible nigga
Nigga what ya mom got a 800,000 dollar carpet in her bathroom that absorbs dust
particles my nigga and everytime you step on that shit you become jesus for 8
seconds ugly ass nigga fuck is wrong with you
What boy yo grandparents used to have hardcore BDSM anal sex in the trunk of they
1957 Volkwagen boy you is nasty as shit nigga
Shut up nigga you wasted 7 years of your life trying to master the ancient
technique to dry your hands off with one piece of toilet paper my nigga you stupid
as shit
Shut up nigga you just mad cuz yo fat ass got slapped upside yo head by yo mom and
yo double chin transfused to yo neck you ugly bitch stop talking to me boy
Shut the fuck up nigga you kidnapped a 14 year old boy in Massachusettes boy just
to steal his 745 Gigabytes of downloaded Teen TItans Go porn my nigga you nasty as
shit
What boy your mom has dual wield TV remotes just so she can switch channels quickly
when you come in her room unexpectedly boy you ugly as shit
Nigga you wasted 300 dollars just to buy a fake MCM screwdriver off of amazon boy
you was so mad when you opened the package and all you saw was bubble wrap and
nothing else boy you ugly as shit
Nigga your mom has a MCM back-bone strapped gucci bra that make her titties turn
into flint-stone nigga you ugly as shit
Nigga your step dad was trapped inside of the lost and found storage in yo middle
school P.Ee. class because he was tryna steal all the lost Physical education
wardrobes nigga yo dad poor as fuck
Shut up nigga yo knee caps dont even bend forward they bend backwards because you
have a severe case of type 2 Genu recurvatum
because yo grandma was getting gang banged when you was in her womb and the dick
tips was hitting yo chakra points ugly ass boy
that was uncontrollably terrible my nigga you snuck into the pokemon universe just
to get a sample of charizards tail flames boy, you ugly like fuck and when you got
back to the lab that bitch exploded with a 47 mile radius my nigga and caused a
global warming bitch ass nigga im on yo ass boy
Nigga you quit playing on yo toshiba laptop computer my nigga boy because you
bumped yo head on concrete and lost all yo muscle memory of every key on yo
keyboard my nigga you stupid as fuck
Naw that shit was terrible you got sexually frustrated while playing Clicker Heroes
boy because yo thumb went numb dumb ass nigga what are you talking about
What boy you filed a law suit against amazon because they sold you a Flatscreen TV
with the power button in the middle of the screen my nigga you ugly as fuck stop
talking to me
What boy yo mom fell asleep during her Americas got talent piano performance my
nigga boy and she forgot the song she was gonna play and hit sustain and played the
D3 key and accidentally started playing the Yu-Gi-Oh opening theme song my nigga
you ugly as fuck
Shut the fuck up my nigga you got banned from a updated Wizard 101 server cuz you
tried to inject Cheat Engine bitch ass nigga and as soon as you
What boy ya grandma got assassinated by George Washington the 73rd cuz he caught
her masturbating with a plastic fork that she used to eat creamy chicken ramen
noodles my nigga she nasty as fuck stop talking to me
What boy? I looked in my peripheral vision and all I seem was ya grandma shakin ass
to PrettyBoyFredo's OPP Pack Music Video my nigga you ugly like fuck stop talking
to me
What boy? You was the impostor on among us and killed someone in front of a group
of people and convinced them that it was just a suicide my nigga you genius as shit
Nigga you made a A+ on yo Egyptian Hieroglyphics quizzlet test and yo teacher gave
you a Magnesium atom as a reward bitch ass nigga fuck is you talkin bout
What boy yo knee caps smell like caucasion seaweed dick sauce with spinach and
ketchup on that shit mixed with expired milk and black pepper ugly ass boy im finna
cook the shit out yo ugly ass that's why yo back boneS is connected to yo front
tooth because yo family sealed the 9 tailed fox chakra inside of yo elbows and it
reconstructed yo exo-skeleton bitch ass nigga finna cook the shit out of you boy
What boy you got mad because you was tryna learn how to cook mac and cheese and you
searched "How to make mac and cheese" on youtube and found a HowToBasic video and
watched 3 minutes of it and ya house caught on fire because he told you to throw
eggs at yo microwave and yo oven bitch ass stupid ass nigga fuck is wrong with you
What boy yo grandma made alligator flavored pop-sicles by fusing them bitches with
dry cactus DNA ugly ass nigga fuck is wrong with yo ass boy
Nah nigga that shit was actually terrible my nigga I was on tour with my niggas 3
months ago and caught yo ass moon walking on the calabasas tryna recreate blue face
and DDG's new hit song called Moonwalking in the calabasas bitch ass nigga you ugly
as fuck
Nigga yo grandma got a old pair of dentures that teleport to random places in her
house because she got a rare disease that makes her saliva switch deminsions nigga
she weird as fuck
What boy your dad works at six flags and gets paid 93 cents a day just do spray the
roller coaster tracks with clorox bleach every 347 minutes nigga you lame as shit
Nigga yo mom got a flat screen TV in her 3 story garage just so she can binge watch
robot chicken while she clean out yo 4 month old mcdonalds mcgriddle bag my nigga
you ugly as shit
Nigga yo step sister sold her ps4 remote control charger in exchange for a empty
locos taco burrito shell because she has an addiction to using them bitches as
napkins nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me
Nigga yo grandma got a 3 inch tv in her closet thats dedicated to searching up

videos on how to have drip by prettyboyfredo
Your doctor perscribed you a legendary set of dual wield tooth brushes because yo
dirty ass got 56 different species of cavities in yo mouth my nigga you nasty as
shit
What boy you survived a plane crash in south africa and as soon as you got out the
plane you just took a 2 hour long shit behind a tree my nigga you ugly as shit
Nigga the chief executive leader of the Ku Klux Klan snuck into yo house my nigga
just so he could put his big toe on yo lips then sneak back out my nigga you stupid
as fuck
What boy you came out the womb swinging yo umbellical cord around like a cowboy
rope throwin that shit at the doctors knee caps my nigga just so you could kidnap
they doctors outfits because you thought that shit was stylish as fuck my nigga you
ugly as shit
My nigga you got a special disease that makes you increase in height whenever you
smell farts my nigga and Donald Trump found out about it and put you under solitary
confinement to run tests on yo elbows my nigga you weird as shit
Stop talking nigga ya dad was the 5th president of the united states and he vetoed
a bill that could've ended slavery boy your relatives are racist nigga
Nigga ya mom passed away at the cell games from Dragon Ball Z cuz a kamehameha
blast scraped her forehead boy fuck is wrong with you
nope nope nope ya mom was famous in the hiden leaf village because she helped
Hinata build up the courage to express her feelings towards naruto like shit boy
you ugly as shit stop talkin to me
Nigga yo step dad tripped and fell off the london bridge because a legendary
pokemon was biting his Gucci shoe strings because they was unties because that
nigga don't even know how to tie his shoe strings nigga fuck is wrong with ya
family boy
You the only nigga I know that thought Justin Bieber was an unknown species of
bievers dumb ass boy stop talking to me nigga you ugly as shit
Nigga shut up your father is the second best uno player in the world he magically
gets 18 draw 4 cards in a single match because he makes special ancient lucky
prayers to the Giene from the arabian knights like shit boy you ugly as fuck
Nigga PewDiePie made a reaction video to you fingering yo booty hole with a 3d
printed discord logo and he disliked the video and reported it to youtubes email
dumb ass boyyou ugly as fuck
Nigga you just mad because yo step sister literally closed her left eye and opened
it and it turned into an incomplete rinnegan that niggas ancestors from 3000 years
ago was Itachi's uncle my nigga you ugly as fuck
Nigga the number in yo discord tag stands for how many times you've gotten yo ass
beat in Middle School my nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me
Nigga you that one dude that slap boxes in High School and get mad whenever a nigga
weave you left hook yo ass get to kicking niggas ugly ass boy
Fuck no boy you paid 800$ just to get the level 20 role dumb ass boy fuck is wrong
with you
Yo fat ass grandma drink all the bacon grease out the pan as an appetizer before
she eat breakfast fat ass bitch fuck is wrong with you
Fuck up nigga you perfectly place plastic cups in yo ear thinking you hearing the
ocean dumb ass boy thought he had a sea shell nigga dumb as fuck
Fuck up nigga yo momma masturbates with an oragami dildo she made out of copy paper
my nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me
Your jewish father stapled a cucumber to his ear because he wanted to try out for
the Zimbabwe Nambya tribe my nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me
Nigga ya mom farted on the statue of liberaty and it instantly started molding my
nigga you nasty as shit stop talking to me nigga
Nigga you just mad because yo number 2 pencil snapped during yo End Of Course
assessments in yo 7th grade chemistryclass like shit my nigga you dumb as shit
Nigga ya mom got kicked out of a top tier mc donalds resturant because she jumped
over the counter and grabbed every ketch-up packet and stuffed it in her bullet
proof MCM purse my nigga you dumb as shit
Nigga I looked at yo grandma laptop and I went to her bookmarks and all I seen was
a youtube video titled "How To Bookmark For Beginners" dumb ass bitch what are you
talking about
Terrible nigga ya mom got a magic washing machine boy she put a empty gatorade
bottle in it and it turned into a filled powerade bottle stupid ass weird ass nigga
fix ya house
You just mad cuz yo ex girlfriend left you when she found out she had more robux
than you broke ass boy stop talking to me
Nigga ya grandmas daughter taught Michael jackson how to moon walk with sketchers
on back in 1987 dumb ass nigg fuck is you saying to me nigga
Nigga your mom is dumb as fuck she an ancient believer that theirs eleventy-seven
numbers in the alphabet stupid ass nigga fuck is you talkin bout
Nigga you literally are 100% prepared for a zombie apocolypse because you thought
you was gon recreate the plants vs zombies game and grow 900 million plants and
inject random super powers in each plant just to survive like shit nigga you're
retarded as fuck
You're literally weird as fuck nigga you eat oreos by taking an oreo and cutting
that shit in 4 pieces with a kitchen knife then tossing that bitch in yo mouth like
it's some skittles like shit nigga you retarded as fuck
Nigga your mother was literally main actress in a winter roleplay survival
adventure game cenctered around the colonization of Quebec boy you ugly as fuck
stop talkin
Nigga your mom is literally known in the white house because she deep throated 7 of
the U.S. presidents nigga ya mom is a federal thot fuck is you sayin nigga
You literally got kicked out of a London tea party because you was listening to rap
music at the V.I.P. dinner tables nigga you dumb as fuck stop talking
Shut up nigga that's why you're best friends with Jimmidy Cricket because you made
strange noises with him late at night
Nigga you was on rediculousness because you did a back flip off of a swing set and
yo neck landed on a porcupine and that shit scratched yo Thyroid then you threw up
seasoned salt cuz you ate steak in the morning
Nigga you went to jacob sartoriouses concert just to steal his water bottle and use
that shit when you get in the shower and you thought you was gon get tik tok famous
Nigga you paid approximately 125,224 dollars just to install cameras in yo eyes so
you could take pictures of notes so you could cheat on tests and you still failed
every class because the quality of the images were too low to read
Nigga all yo class mates call you and your best friend carl the king of the
cafeteria because yall be eating yall lunches in approximately 2 bites boy
Shut up nigga your closet is an actual machine that turns niggas gay fuck is you
talkin bout they walk in that bitch and walk out and then they dick turn into a
vagina dumb ass nigga that's why yo ceiling made out of copy paper and that shit
don't even last 2 days and yo parents pay 200 a month to get that shit fixed dumb
ass boy
Nigga you was in yo front yard and a lady bug flew in yo left ear lobe and then out
yo nose then in yo belly button then out yo ball sack and you turned into a Jaguar
dumb ass nigga
That's why yo dumb ass thought FPS stood for Future Pussy Stickers and yo dumb ass
typed that exact phrase into the amazon website search bar and it redirected you to
a porn website bitch ass nigga
Nigga you ordered a HyperX gaming headset from amazon and 2 weeks later you got a
package on yo doorstep and you opened it up and the only thing you seen inside of
it was a box of lunchables dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck
Nigga you tried to do a back flip for the first time off of yo sisters trampoline
and you got so scared that yo life flashed before yo eyes and you landed on yo
hairline and fell into sleep paralysis dumb ass boy you ugly as fuck and yo sleep
paralysis demon is a microwave dumb ass fat ass bitch cuz all you think about is
food fat ass boy
That was ass nigga ya great grandfather got killed in the Vietnam war because a
enemy soldier 360 noscoped him and he gained 13,000 experience points and he got
ranked to a grand master dumb ass nigga that's why yo jaw locks whenever you listen
to the english variation of Descapito 2 with one ear bud in dumb ass nigga stop
talking to me boy
Nigga that was ass boy that's why yo iPhone self destructs whenever you forget yo
apple id password dumb ass boy fuck is wrong with you nigga that's why Wubbzy from
Wow Wow Wubbzy tought you how to hoola hoop with a spatula while balancing on a
basketball while being naked in a jzcuzzi dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck
Nigga yo dumb ass had a science test and you studied algebra all night on accident
and you failed the test dumb ass boy fuck is you saying nigga that's why stewie
griffin gave you a hand job in the back of the magic schoolbus dumb ass nigga you
ugly as fuck stop talking to me boy
That was ass nigga you was taking a quiz in geometry class and you answered all the
questions in egyptian hieroglyphics and you got expelled from school because the
hieroglyphics on question 3 translated to the N word dumb ass boy you dumb as fuck
Shut yo bitch ass up nigga you tried to pack-a-punch a 10 dollar bill and you
thought it was gonna turn into a 100 dollar bill you poor ass nigga you tried to
put a fruit roll-up in a vending machine and another fruit rollup came out you dumb
ass nigga you stupid as fuck
Uhuh nigga and you was robbing niggas houses in Florida tip toeinng to they
bathroom because you had to pee and yo dumbasss flushed the toilet dumb ass boy
That was ass boy ya mother be making you sit in the corner with a water bucket on
each hand whenever you get into an altercation in school over hot-wheels dumb ass
boy that's why I caught yo retarded ass grandfather try-harding on a bop-it trying
to show off infront of cancer patients in New-Zealand dumb ass boy
That was ass boy you tried to fight Henry Danger why he was filming his next
episode in Hollywood and he sued you for assault dumb ass boy that's why you lost a
staring competition to a blind man dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck
That was ass boy ya father invited me to a scribblio match at 6:30 in the morning
and he sent uber-eats to my house and all I saw was 3 jolly ranchers sitting on my
porch with a pokemon action figure holding them dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck
Shut up nigga you drunk kool-aid for the first time and 3 pimples grew on yo
forehead boy and yo mother took you to the doctor and turns out you have a water
allergy.. dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck
Nigga your a evil mad genius nigga your bathroom controls the weather boy, whenever
you turn on yo fossil it starts raining and whenever you flush yo toilet it starts
storming dumb ass nigga you evil as fuck
Uhuh nigga that's why yo jaw weak as fuck boy, whenever you eat jolly ranchers yo
jaw locks... dumb ass boy and you start crying cause of the pain then yo momma
bitch slapped you cuz you was bein a bitch about it you bum ass nigga
You smell like chimpanzee knuckle juice... with banana peppers... dumb ass boy and
ya mother got ran over and defeated by an angry lady bug.. dumb ass nigga you ugly
as fuck
That was ass nigga you joined the Teen Titans team and they tested yo intellectual
intelligence boy, and yo dumb ass got defeated by a calculator that only had add
and subtract on it nigga you dumb as fuck
Ya mother has allergic reactions to venus fly trap bites boy, and whenever she try
to walk up stairs time goes slower nigga you dumb as fuck
Nigga first time you tried to have a lucid dream you fell into sleep paralysis boy,
and yo sleep paralysis demon was a stapler nigga you dumb as fuck
You proposed to yo girl friend on poptropica and she left the game nigga you dumb
as fuck
Nigga your indian tech support scammer tracked yo IP boy, because he heard you take
a piss using a satellite radio nigga you dumb as shit
Nigga bounty hunder D was struggling to capture you boy, because you was born in
the hidden leaf village and you knew the shadow clone jutsu nigga you stupid as
fuck
That was ass nigga that's why a 23 year old man reported you in roblox dungeon
quest boy, because you was using synapse to automatically complete dungeons nigga
you dumb as fuck
Nope nigga you beat someone in a 1v1 on fortnite and he sent you a ip logger and
you clicked on it with a VPN that redirected your location to your neighbors house
and next thing you know your neighbors house blew up boy ever since then you called
yourself a murderer nigga u dumb as fuck
Nigga you can't even use the dark theme on youtube boy, because yo black ass
fingers camouflauge with the screen nigga you ugly as fuck
Nigga you poured gasoline on skeleton and lit it on fire boy, and you thought you
recreated the ghost rider nigga you dumb as fuck
Nigga you had a 50 person orgy with 49 random people that you found on roblox Adopt
Me nigga you weird as fuck
That's why yo teacher stopped you from finishing yo pop quiz cuz you was answering
all the questions in Egyptian hieroglyphics
And that's why yo bus driver banned you from riding the bus for a whole month
because you tossed a used condom at his left shoulder blade nigga
Nigga yo pet squirrel grew wings and full grown human legs and started walking
inside yo kitchen and opened up the microwave and put a mexican burrito inside and
3 seconds later the PS3 homescreen music started playing out yo Bluetooth Stereo CD
Boombox Radio player bitch ass nigga and thats why yo step moms GPS got hacked by
the creators of Synapse X and they redirected her destination to the Bakini Bottom
and she drove off a cliff and fell into the Atlantic Ocean and all you seen was 36
Mermaids playing tic tac toe on an abandoned island bitch ass nigga and that's why
yo step mom got a strange house bitch ass nigga her house has no roof or no wals on
that shit all you got is floors bitch ass nigga
you have no furnature in yo house because your mother is a very experienced space
conservationist bitch ass nigga and that's why whenever you eat hotfries at exactly
6:32 AM yo front door teleports into yo moms room and explodes and the only thing
that comes out of the door is dried up ketchup and sewage water bitch ass nigga you
ugly as shit nigga that's why yo mom was throwing it back for the assistant
principle of the local Elementary School and he accidentally started moaning over
the schools intercom and all the little kids thought someone was having a seizure
bitch ass nigga
that's why yo step mom is a professional colorbook colorer dumb ass nigga she has
exactly 664,599 copies of the hello kitty coloring book and spends 21 hours a day
completing them bitch ass nigga im finna flame the fuck out of you boy that's why
yo laptop charger mounfunctions whenever you play roblox jail break because you
accidentally installed a driver on yo laptop that was custom made by microsoft to
spy on all of yo Bookmark history bitch ass nigga that's why the ice king from
adventure time anal raped yo step mom because he wanted to disect her internal red
blood cells bitch ass nigga and that's why you read the future in 60 years and all
you seen was the world being destroyed bitch ass nigga and little did you know the
world was being destroyed by DR. EggMan and little did you know my nigga that was
yo step-cousin bitch ass nigga you ugly as shit
and that's why yo dumb ass thought you was a air bender because you sneezed and it
had the force of a Kamehameha bitch ass nigga thats why yo discord account got
terminated because you accidentally sent a grabbify link to Snoop Dogg's weed
dealer bitch ass nigga what are you saying nigga that's why you looked in yo
peripheral vision and all you seen was that nigga Itachi Uchiha putting you in an
Infinite Tsukyomi Genjutsu and while you were in the Genjutsu that nigga Sonic The
Hedgehog and Knuckles hanged banged yo mom on top of an iron board in yo living
room with pink L.E.D. lights on bitch ass nigga a tasmanian devil had sex with yo
screw driver that you used to fix yo broken WiiU controller and when you found
about what he did to it you snapped yo neck and didn't die because you accidentally
did a cheat code to go into god mode because you was playing Dance Dance revolution
bitch ass nigga you ugly like fuck
nigga yo mom was extremely horny at 12 o'clock in the morning and grabbed a sheet
of printer paper out her printer in her closet and made an oragami dildo bitch ass
nigga and whenever she used it she got paper cuts on her coochie flaps dumb ass boy
you ugly as fuck that's why yo grandma is retarded she played rock paper scissor
for the first time and she picked rock and picked up the biggest rock she could
find and launched that shit at yo forehead and knock you into sleep paralysis bitch
ass nigga that's why yo yo science teacher gave you a quit on the periodic table
and yo dumb ass thought it was a eating contest just because it had the word table
in it bitch ass nigga yo mom looked at the map of the United states of america and
pointed at
Nigga yo mom was throwing it back for James Charles and she convinced that gay ass
nigga to smack her ass bitch ass nigga that's why yo mom was on Canadians Got
Talent because she knew how to say her ABC's backwards and in reverse bitch ass
nigga you ugly as fuck and that's why yo mom is a 3rd demensional superhero and yo
superpower is sticky sweat bitch ass nigga that's why ariana grande anal raped yo
step cousin yo mom got raped by Jariya Sensei from Naruto because she knew how to
do the sexy lady jutsu bitch ass nigga
Yo mom practices lucid dreaming with Juice Wrld every day because she was a fan of
him since 1942 back when saudi arabia wasn't a thing and that's whhy the only thing
you got on christmas was a gift card and you opened the gift card and all you seen
was a sticky note saying "FUck you!" bitch ass nigga
Nigga yo mom is the chief executive of the Ku Klux Klan and she knows how to seduce
james charles and donald trump bitch ass nigga that's why yo grandma was the
president of the arts and crafts club back in middle school because she knew how to
draw the blue eyed dragon from yugioh
yo dad was at a hair salon, and they gave this nigga a bald fade on accident, cuz
the barber was on bath salts bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck nigga and that's why
yo dentist is a exorcist from blue exorcist, and that nigga started putting ancient
spells on yo teeth, to make them shine brighter dumb ass nigga fuck is yo ass
saying nigga yo grandma got bit by a venus fly trap, and her ass did the stop drop
and roll dumb ass nigga she stupid as fuck nigga and that's why the remote to yo TV
only got two buttons on that shit, and one of the buttons produce black pepper, and
whenever you use that shit on food, that shit get to tastin like salt and vinegar
chips bitch ass nigga you stupid as fuck boy yo mom is a competitive eater, her ass
ate 3 hamburgers and tapped out, her ribs was cracking, because her ass forgot to
drink water before eating dumb ass nigga she stupid as fuck on god nigga and that's
why yo step mom, that bitch is a golf player, her ass accidentally hit the golf-
ball into outer space cuz her ass got hidden super saiyan strength bitch ass nigga
fuck is you sayin nigga
yo mom got into an altercation at lunch time in the high school cafateria, cuz the
lunch lady winked at her sideways dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck boi
you got a doll in yo house that helps you be a better ventriloquist little did you
know that shit can actually talk on its own dumb ass nigga yo mom tried to play
with it and 3 hours later her windows in her room started creakin dumb ass
nigga yo ass went went in minecraft and went to the nether world and started doing
the barrel roll infront of the ender dragon and that nigga started tap dancing with
a boombox on his left wing dumb ass nigga yo ass tried to tap dance with him and he
made yo PS3 explode bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck boy you got a truck in yo
backyard, and whenever you go inside of the trunk yo ass get teleported to a
tropical forest biome dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck boi yo ass played the exact
same song, on two different devices, and when you heard it, yo ass fell into sleep
paralysis dumb ass nigga and yo mom tried to wake you up, and her ass got posessed
by satan, her ass was jumping up and down causing earth quakes cuz she fat as fuck
and eat 5 Guys burgers all day dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying
What nigga you wasted 5 years of your life cracking the code of a secret safe and
you unlocked it and all you seen was the word supercalafredgalisticexpielladocious
written in hieroglyphics on a sticky note dumb ass nigga yo ass live in porkbelly
and yo dad got a atomic bomb on his truck, that shit exploded and a CD Radio
boombox player teleported to the middle of yo driveway playing Despacito english
version dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass started meditating to the
song and you awakened the eternal mangekyou sharingan dumb ass nigga yo genius
sisters made you eat salt and you transformed into a female, yo ass got beat up by
that nigga Bling Bling boy from Johnny Test cuz you stole his Uranium and yo ass
started running around town with a peanut butter tattoo on yo belly button and yo
ass got chased down town by 543,669 squirrels cuz they wanted yo nuts gay ass nigga
yo ass got diamond grills on yo teeth, and you used that shit to break out of
prison dumb ass nigga yo ass started biting through the walls like shit dumb ass
nigga fuck is you saying boi yo ass sung an ancient ritual from the 1400's and
transformed into a fish-man and teleported to the middle of the pacific ocean, yo
ass went on land and started break dancing, and suffocated to death dumb ass nigga
boy fuck is you saying nigga that nigga Bling Bling boy from Johnny Test sung you a
bed time story because you lost all you memory, because yo sister injected you with
poison and it turned you into a superhero dumb ass nigga yo ass can fart, and you
start flyin bitch ass nigga yo ass can punch the air, and create cosmic waves that
evaporate light rays from the sun dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying
Nigga ya mom was tap dancing on top of the statue of liberty with a ps3 controller
stapled to her left knee cap with a baby carrot glued to her uvula boy and whenever
she gets mad she just takes her anger out on you and takes massive shits on your
ps4 and make that shit overheat and explode fuck is wrong with you my nigga
my nigga what boy you was in the dragon ball z universe with epilepsy boy and as
soon as you seen a kamehameha you just fell in a 87 year coma boy and you woke up
with knee cap fragments in yo ankle my nigga you ugly as shit
nigga shut up boy yo mom got assassinated by Desmond Miles from assassins creed
because she took that nigga legendary dagger ugly ass boy finna flame the fuck out
yo ass boy you got mad and committed suicide because yo pet pikachu evolved into a
charizard accidentally because you fuzed it with a rubix cube ugly ass boy
Yo mom ugly as fuck nigga she started grinning her teeth together, and a random
subway sub sandwhich started levitating above her iron board, she grabbed that shit
and she transformed into the armored titan from attack on titans bitch ass nigga,
she got to stomping everywhere, and she killed 843,665,337 people dumb ass nigga
fuck is you saying nigga yo grandma got gang banged phinease and ferb, little did
you know, they was holdind nerf guns in they hand shooting yo momma in her head
while they was fucking her dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga
yo pet cat is 11 years old and whenever it tries to pee, nothing comes out but
ketchup water you nasty ass bitch that's why yo great great grandma got out of bed
at 5 in the morning, walked in the garage, grabbed a screwdriver, and started
tightening every screw in the house bitch ass nigga while she was in sleep
paralysis dumb ass nigga yo mom scary as shit nigga that's why yo mom is the only
person 0in the world that knows what Abraham Lincolns penis looks like because her
long lost relatives saved a picture of it on a Swivel Bulk Thumb Acer Nitro 5 USB
Flash Drive dumb ass nigga yo family weird as shit thats why yo mom was playing
Poptropica, she injected cheat engine and got banned instantly nigga
instantaniously banning that bitch nigga yo mom is in the guinese world records for
beating 300 people in a 300 versus 1 tug-of-war match dumb ass nigga fuck is you
saying nigga
I snatched yo momma weave out and made her chase it like a bull bitch ass nigga i
smacked yo momma with a greasy cheese burger and she started levitating dumb ass
nigga yo mom was on a trampoline and did a backflip and entered third person in
real life bitch ass nigga yo mom was throwin it back for niggas to throw nickels at
them poor ass nigga you ugly as fuck yo dad got bit by a venus fly trap and fell
into sleep paralysis bitch ass nigga you stupid as fuck dirty ass nigga
you was on youtube and you searched "Can an African American temporarily obtain a
slice of fried carbohydrates?" and yo FBI agent used instant transmission to yo
living room and stole all yo light bulbs dumb ass nigga
fuck is you saying you hideous ass iPhone 4 se screenprotector forehead ass nigga
cmon now lotion bottle neck ass long foot ass itchy toenail having ass nigga im on
yo ass nigga I went to yo momma house and went to the bathroom and opened up the
mirror and saw 3 dildos and they all had sticky notes with names on them saying
"Pussy Destroyer 1, 2 and 3" dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck I'll smack yo momma
with a meat ball and she start breakdancing from the adrenaline rush bitch ass
nigga fuck is you saying to me bitch ass nigga yo mom was in Highschool walking
around the halls and she tripped and fell and busted her chest open bitch ass boy
fuck is you saying nigga you ugly as fuck fat neck ass picture frame neck ass BiC
lighter face ass acute triangle teeth shape ass nigga you spectacularly ugly as
shit with yo Kapreson straw neck ass and speaking of kapreson straws, yo mom had a
kapreson straw and put it in her booty hole and that fat bitch got tired because
her left arm alone weigh 700 pounds fat ass bitch nigga fuck is you talking about
you lame ass nigga yo father had a crush on Usain Bolt in 1944 while he was playing
Saxiphone instrumentals in a doctors office flexing in front of all the patients
with knee cap problems bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck
that nigga itachi uchiha put you in a infinite tsukyomi genjutsu and he made you
hoolahoop for 600 hours dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck fuck is you saying little
ass boy yo momma ate a cough drop and turned into beast boy bitch ass nigga yo mom
got 360 noscoped by ninja in a fortnite pre-lobby and he banned you for stream
sniping bitch ass nigga
yo grandma took back shots by Michael Jackson in 1984 sideways bitch ass nigga you
ugly as fuck nigga got a pillow pet cuz he lonely at night lame ass fat neck ass
cmon now fat ass alligator teeth having ass nigga you ugly as fuck yo mom was
hittin splits on top of the statue of liberty in exchange for soda cans bitch ass
nigga cuz she's an expect recyclist bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck nigga
yo mom was tieing her shoe laces and accidentally tied her shoe lace to her pinkie
toe and she started breaking all the Number 2 pencils tryna prove yo strength to
the world bitch ass nigga
yo mom got epathermic displacia and it reverses her hand-eye coordination dumb ass
nigga, she tried to pick up a subway sub sandwhich and she could not make contact
with that shit she accidentally knocked it off the table, it fell on yo GUCCI shoe
laces so you went into anafalactic shock and fell into sleep paralysis bitch ass
nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom is a grand priest in Egypt, and her spirit
name is Bonquisha dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga
you was the first person in the world, to hang-slide off of a cruise ship and yo
ass landed in the ocean bitch ass nigga little did you know approximately 16 sharks
was suurrounding you and yo ass seen the sharks and you created "How do iiiiiiiiii
sayyyyyyy goodbyeeeeee" bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass is the
colossal titan from Attack On Titan and that nigga Captain Levi one shot you and
you started crying out yo soul and started meditating yo consciousness and
transformed into Jesus Christ bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga
shut yo bitch ass up you ugly ass phineus and ferb body built ass nigga you just
depressed because yo pet lobster died from a sandstorm in zimbabwe when he was
tryna find his kids he left there 3,000 years ago ugly ass boy im on yo ass fr now
ugly ass nigga
Shut the fuck up you nasty ass weak collar bone having ass nigga you broke yo wrist
tryna shoot a basketball because you took yo trainers words to heart my nigga when
he said "flick yo wrist" you flicked that shit to a 326 degree angle and that shit
snapped in 7 different locations ugly ass boy fuck is wrong with you
Fuck no boy yo ugly ass green bana peel body built ass nigga yo grandfather sniped
a enemy solider and gained 3 experience points because he got lucky asf he dint
even mean to do tha tshit my nigga you ugly as fuck
yo mom was bussin it back for that nigga sandy cheeks because she was gon give her
a TI-84 calculator if she did it so she could conquor the world dumb ass nigga yo
mom created the letter O because she saw the moon and started meditating dumb ass
nigga she fell into sleep paralysis, and her sleep paralysis demon was a water
battle, with the top off bitch ass boi fuck is you saying nigga you are a legendary
pokemon trainer you beat Ash's pikachu by staring at his tail, dumb ass nigga
that's why yo Auntie know the secret art of Spinjitsu, her ass can jump up in the
air, kill 800 niggas, and fall back to the ground in 0.0004 seconds nigga yo auntie
scary as shit fuck is you saying that's why yo granddad got assassinated by a
poisonous venus fly trap in south dekota on top of a Ice Cream truck while he was
charging his chakra dumb ass nigga yo great grandma created basketball, because she
picked up a rock, and threw it through the middle of a lifesaver bitch ass nigga
you stupid as fuck that's why yo granddad is an experienced agar.io player and he
solotricked Donald Trump and gained 439,543 mass and started giving away all his
mass to everyone in the game with a number in they name dumb ass nigga yo mom was
on a airplane, and she banged her head against the glass, broke the window, jumped
out, and landed on a trampoline and she bounced back up to the airplane, sat down,
and pulled out a toolbox, and started fixing the airplane dumb ass nigga you stupid
as fuck, fuck is you saying nigga you are horrible nigga yo granddad is the best
space conservationist in the world nigga he made 84 couches, fit inside of a
bathroom dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga you retarded as fuck yo girlfriend
is Sakura so she beats the shit out of you whenever you don't acknowledge her dumb
ass nigga boy fuck is you saying nigga you quit gaming, becuz that nigga YBN
Nahmir, gave yo mom a cheeseburger, you saw that shit ain't have no meat on that
shit, yo ass awakened yo sharingan and put that nigga into Sleep Paralysis, dumb
ass nigga boy you ugly as fuck, yo grandma 360 noscoped Ninja and Tfue ina
fortnite prelobby match on accident, and he banned her account for allegid stream
sniping bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom was twerking her ass on top
of the london bridge, just so she could make niggas throw nickels at her, and when
she saw the nickels ain't have Theodore Rosevelts face on it, she strated panicing,
her ass realized she wasn't in the same Country no more dumb ass nigga you retarded
as fuck, im on yo ass now nigga you own a gold fish and a alligator, and yo fish
ate yo alligator and transformed into a BeyBlade dumb ass nigga because little did
you know, that was nemo from finding nemo bitch ass nigga you stupid as fuck, on yo
ass for real nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom got a bottle of dioxyribo
nucleic acid, sitting on the top of her chimney, and whenever it comes in contact
with steam, it spawns satan dumb ass nigga, yo mom is a top tier architect, she
created the london bridge dumb ass nigga
Ugly ass pineapple pinocio pinecone body built ass nigga yo mom took 13 viagra
pills and started dry humping the light switch on her wall you stank ass bald ass
degenerate fortnite playing ass nigga im on yo ass fr now bitch made ass boy
Shut up you bitch ass virgin 3 months ago yo mom got kidnapped by soul reapers and
got evicerated in the soul society by Rukia Kuchki you fat ass pickle neck ass boy
you just mad cuz yo headset falls off yo head cuz that shit was made for dwayne the
rock johnson you ugly ass boy fuck is wrong with you
fuck up nigga yo grandma had sex with the engine of a motor byke back in new jersey
nigga what boy you been in void so long that you thought pakistan was the capitak
of void just because it had pak in it you retarded ass reject nigga im on yo ass fr
boy
nigga yo mom was throwing it back at a strip club for free and they gave her 3
pinnies and a nickel and she started throwin a tantrum and kissing every managers
knee caps and you started throwing all the dinner plates
My nigga what boy you got arrested and sent to life in prison my nigga because the
FBI because you gruesimly murdered a crocodile in a new zealand hallocaust
commercial my nigga you ugly as shit
Nigga you literally was in a 1987 range rover sticking half way solved rubix cubes
in yo belly button while drawing circles and x's on that shit like a tic tac toe
board and when you lost to yourself you committed suicide because you just lost all
dedication to life my nigga you ugly as shit
You came out yo momma pussy using yo umbelical cord as a legendary katana from
poptropica and yo ass got 1 shotted by a needle, dumb ass boy fuck is u talkin bout
yo ass got a "LAUNCH" button on yo keyboard, and whenever you press that shit yo
mom start running down the stairs with purple cast-iron booty shorts on and start
washing all the dishes in the house weird ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass
had a guitar, played a song for yo crush, and her boyfriend shot you in the head
with a high pressure water gun dumb ass nigga boy fuck is you saying boy yo ass
was earing an egyptian trinket around yo neck yo school one day, and it started an
alien apocolypse cuz that shit got long lost ancient hispanic testronomic DNA in
that shit bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying boa yo baby brother had a wooden bat
and started beating the shit out of you just to tell you that dinner was ready dumb
ass nigga boy fuck is you saying nigga you was in wal-mart crying because you
couldn't find yo girl friend, little did you know she was on isle 13 giving blow-
jobs to every nigga that bought her a pair of lip gloss dumb ass nigga
Nigga yo step-mom one shot the floor 1 dungeon boss from Swort Art Online because
her ass had a legendary weapon crafted out of S rated gobanzo tree trunk bark dumb
ass boy fuck is you saying nigga yo ass was depressed one day because yo pet snail
died yo ass tried to astral project and yo soul got stuck in a ceiling fan bitch
ass boi you ugly as fuck boy yo mom was bussin it back for Ronald Mc Donald for a
free McFlurry and he did not give that shit to her dumb ass boi yo ass is
inconsistantly sideways and yo vision is tilted to the left side of yo brain cuz yo
ass got a weird condition called "Optical Dislexic Trajectory Flouride Symptoms
bitch ass boy fuck is you sayinn nigga yo mom got gang banked my Krillin, Yamcha,
Picollo and Android 18 in super saiyan form dumb ass nigga and when they got done,
they summoned shenron and wished for a bacon egg and cheese sandwhich dumb ass
nigga fuck is you saying nigga now I'm finna flame the shit out of you nigga timmy
turner is yo secret Physical Science teacher yo ass passed the class with a 100%
cuz he did all the homework for you dumb ass boi fuck is u sayin nigga yo mom works
at Freddy Frasbaears Pizzaria from Five Nights at Freddy's, her ass had a heart
attack cuz she did not see a animatronic, her ass seen Courage the Cowardly Dog,
that nigga was milly rocking with a watch in his hand and yo mom got hypnotized by
it bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom was inside the world of Attack
on Titans, little did you know she was the Colossal Titan dumb ass nigga you ugly
as fuck boi yo great great step-grandma was bussin it back at a christian strip
club where the only think you can shake is yo knee caps bitch ass boi fuck is u
saying nigga yo ass made a Do It Yourself Fidget Spinner made out of Kunai Khifes
and Ninja Shurikens bitch ass nigga yo ass tried to throw that shit, and it had no
aim dumb ass nigga that shit landed in a bird nest and killed 3 baby penguins dumb
ass boy fuck is u saying nigga
you used a senzu bean on Michael jacksons corpse and that nigga got up and started
moonwalking with KameHameHa waves coming out of his diamond glove dumb ass nigga yo
ass was on dance dance revolution 2 practicing yo high school prom dance skills
bitch ass boy fuck is you saying nigga now im on yo shit nigga yo iphone 5 got a
screenprotector on it that absorbs salt dumb ass nigga and you paid 400 dollars for
that shit tahts why Shisui Uchiha put you in a Genjutsu that made yo 5 senses
evaporate bitch ass nigga yo mom fell into sleep paralysis cuz yo ass got a Optical
Illusion ceiling fan bitch ass nigga you get to turning that shit on and all you
see is a black and red spiral dumb ass niga you stupid as fuck boy yo ass is a
arabian knight spirit that died in 1432 because yo ass got speared in yo back by
Theodore Rosevelt with a Golden Eagle dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo
ass got a piggy bank in yo room thats soul bounded to only catching Nickels dumb
ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass still got a 3DS and the only game you got
is Sonic Unleashed and yo ass is stuck on the first stage because 3 of yo buttons
broke dumb ass nigga yo ass can only move up and down dumb ass boi fuck is u saying
yo ass got 3 candles lit up in yo bathroom to do ancient christian japanese dragon
ball z shenron chants to summon the Goddess of Bumblebees dumb ass boy fuck is you
saying nigga
nigga yo mom was caught in a wild fire in a jungle, her ass transformed into the
Colossal Titan to save herself dumb ass nigga yo mom is an ancient level 300 sewer
dweller her ass get to killin all alligators for fun dumb ass boy fuck is you
talkin but nigga yo ass got a microwave in yo kitchen, that makes yo food colder
with yo ironic ass boy and whenever you use that shit yo food get frost bite dumb
ass nigga fuck is you talkin bout yo great grandfather was bussin it back at the
LGBTQ hideout with nothing but a ariana grande halloween outfit on nigga got to
hittin all high notes tryna impersonate her so niggas could touch on his gay ass,
ugly ass boy
fuck is you talkin bout nigga yo granddad is that nigga Choji from Naruto fat ass
boy yo ass get to throwing hand signs and turning into a giant dumb ass boi fuck is
you talkin bout nigga yo internet cable is snapped in half cuz that nigga courage
the cowardly dog be bitin yo shit at night time when you dont give him a fruit
roll-up when he successfully pees in his potty bin dumb ass nigga you stupid like
fuck boi
nigga yo mom created the loadout of the roblox website dumb ass nigga you dont even
have a shower in yo house and you gotta take showers in yo washing machine in the
laundry room bitch ass nigga yo ass dont even know how to throw a frizby
Nah nigga you really smell like armadillo knee cap grease with ketchup and mustard
on it and you put black pepper on it as a toping bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck
boy and that's why yo keyboard loses keys whenever you play OSU Mania because you
be tapping yo keyboard too hard
Nigga you answered A on every question of yo S.A.T. tests
Yeah nigga and ya mom put you on punishment because you responded to her text in
all caps with an exclamation mark at the end nigga
You got a special disease called symtheticalism nigga that shit makes every red
blood cell in yo body turn different shapes and sizes dumb ass nigga you failed yo
9th grade geometry quiz cuz you studied the wrong subject dumb ass nigga you was
studying the water cycle for yo math quiz nigga i dont wanna hear any of that
nigga whenever you forget yo roblox password you have a panic attack and fall into
sleep paralysis nigga yo mother walk in yo room with a sheet of paper with yo new
password on it you get up and start playin Ninja Tycoon like nothing happened,
bitch ass nigga like yo ass aint got a step cousin that lives in China-Town, that
nigga be delivering you sampled Orange Chicken from a Rooster farm in Mexico to pay
yo child-support bills nigga you jumped off the twin towers cuz yo ass aint have
the money to pay that shit you stupid bitch mid
you got mad and started beatin yo meat with Hi-C from McDonalds dumb ass nigga I
don't wanna hear any of that shit you hideous ass nigga you ugly as shit nigga you
look like that nigga Choji from Naruto Shippuden and yo father look like All Might
From My Hero Academia and yo Mother look like Asuna from Sword Art Online dumb ass
nigga yo father went to jail in 2019 cuz that nigga was sexually harassing a fruit-
fly in his basement, yo mom tried to pay for that nigga Early Release that nigga
didn't want to leave cuz the jail cafateria served PB&J's dumb ass nigga you was
sitting on the electricution chair and flexed ya left pinkie toe and broke out of
it nigga you was high on 17 acid tabs at 7 o'clock in the morning moon gazing and,
you lost all touch of yo thumb nigga that shit went numb so yo ass couple text yo
e-bitch back on iMessage you had to reply to her typing with yo index finger that
shit took you 14 minutes just tap the send button dumb ass
nigga you got a ancient hankerchiff in yo living room that summons Carribean
spirits to yo laundry room whenever you sing "Marry Had A Little Lam" under yo
christmas tree on sunday nigga you had to call the Ghost Busters to put duck tape
around yo house and chant an ancient ritual that makes spirits have epilepsy dumb
ass nigga yo ass was riding yo scooter through the driveway at Wendy's that nigga
Donald Trump was the waitress that nigga shot the back of yo head with a water gun
and gave you a wet-willie in yo dick hole gay ass nigga you got out yo scooter and
summoned the legendary sword Excalibar and sliced that nigga neck off and turned
yoself in for murder nigga you went to jail for 17 seconds and got released, that
nigga Donald Trump raped the Judges step-daughter 7 years ago at a boot-camp in
england territory dumb ass nigga you hideous as shit nigga yo incest ass family yo
mom dont got a OnlyFans she got a OnlyFamily nigga she got a group chat with her
relatives and she sends 17 nude attachments to make them feel good dumb ass nigga
you ugly as shit nigga
fall yo ass was like "I'm blue dabadi dabadi, can't pay them bills so I shall die"
yo ass fell straight into a pile of iPhone 7 screen protectors dumb ass nigga you
ugly as shit and yo ass aint got no hair line
nigga mad as fuck cuz you got a hairline on yo armpit hairs you nasty bitch yo ass
had to use yo internal keyboard to type yo highschool English Language Arts essay
cuz yo ass had an orgasms on you keyboard when you seen a, picture of cardi-B's
leaked titty pic after you clicked the link in yo best friends status on discord yo
virgin ass nigga fuck is you talkin bout you weak ass bitch made ass kangaroo neck
ass cmon now gladiator chainsaw neck ass clastrophobic necklace wearing ass nigga
yo step dad got a ancient katana named "Storm-Cutter" that shit soul bounded to
cutting nothing but gold-fish crackers nigga you got out yo bed at 3 in the
morning,
what nigga you looked outside ya window and saw that nigga slenderman giving yo mom
back-shots under a oak-tree bitch ass nigga you went out there with a shotgun and
blew that nigga head off nigga thought he was safe but nope nigga that nigga
slenderman grew a 87 foot long cock out of his neck and started teasing yo nipple
follicules dumb ass nigga fuck is you talkin bout you weak ass nigga you learned 3
sword style from Zoro except yo ass used that technique and created the, 3 pencil
style cuz yo ass came to school 47 minutes late for yo math quiz dumb ass nigga yo
teacher grabbed the back of yo neck and broke all 3 of yo pencils and threw them in
a blender and told you to drink it nigga you got up and jumped out the window and
landed on the roof you defy gravity nigga cuz ya mother is darth vador dumb ass
nigga i don't wanna hear any of that shit you weak ass lesbian ass kangaroo boxer
build ass nigga cmon now lady-bug crushin ass mosquitto suckin ass VC Duckin ass
nigga yo ass was outside riding a Rib-Stick tryna accelerate yo speed by twisted yo
spine back and forth nigga you broke yo rib-cage dumb ass nigga ya step-dad came
out the house and cut open yo stomach and put a band-aid on yo rib-cage and left
you dead on the street nigga you was internal bleeding out of yo every major organ
in yo body dumb ass
nigga you weak as shit that's why you lost a arm wrestling match to Jacob
Sartorious's music instructor nigga you got mad and started stealing all the
clothes off his body and putting legendary rare pokemon cards in his underwear to
make up for it nigga all the parapalegic suicide bombers in afghanistan found yo IP
Address and raided yo local strip-club little did you know yo grandmother strips
there dumb ass nigga you hideous as shit nigga yo mother is a World War II
leutenant sargent for the Soviet Union nigga she used to have the most fun in the
war-zone she was out there actually jumping in the air sniping nigga doing 360
noscopes like it was black ops 3 multiplayer dumb ass nigga yo mother scary as shit
nigga yo ass got a gaming mouse that isn't used for gaming you kept that shit as a
pet cuz you thought it was a mouse nigga yo mom caught yo ass feeding yo mouse and
kicked you out of yo room,
nigga
Yo nasty ass was having a burping competition with the Queen of hearts from Alice
in Wonderland and Queen Amidala from Star Wars tried to sexually seduce you cuz she
wanted to make an amateur porno with you nigga you weird as fuck
Nigga yo dumbass tried to kill yoself because you found out the earth was in space
nigga you stupid as fuck boy that's why you're best friends with a spat out piece
of gum because you believed it was the real life version of Kirby nigga you stupid
as shit
Nigga your mother is the worst cook in the world she made a lasagna spaghetti
flavoured cake for Gordon Ramsey and he bitch slapped her with a dirty spatula boy
you ugly as fuck
Nigga whenever you get into void vc's you fake having an echo by repeating yoself 3
times after you say something nigga your now known as the dungeon packer boy you
ugly as fuck
Nigga you got banned from the LGBTQ hideout because you said said the colors of the
rainbow were ugly nigga you stupid as fuck boy
Nope nigga you was on Daily Dose Of Internet because a group of angry padestrians
caught you beat boxing with watery kool-aid and cheeto crumbs in yo mouth boy you
talented as fuck nigga
Nigga after you scammed Denis Daily yo sisters Super Mario Maker 2 map got deleted
because his fans were mad at you boy fuck is you sayin
What are you talking about nigga that's why you use 83 cups of sugar everytime you
make a gallon of Kool-Aid nigga and whenever you drink one gulp of that shit you
instantly get cavities boy fuck is you talkin bout
Nigga that's why yo great grandmother was parkouring nigga she had a pogo stick and
started hopping from chimney to chimney like she was santa nigga fuck is you sayin
Aye nigga the first time you rode a skateboard you started twisting yo spine back
and forth thinking you was accelerating nigga you dumb as shit
Nigga you overdosed from adrenaline rushes nigga fuck is you sayin
Nope nigga that's why you play tennis with a baseball bat because you thought it
gave you a plus 15 strength attribute nigga fuck is you talkin bout
That wasn't funny nigga that's why yo long lost pet jaguar was found in west
virginia eating rat soup in a pawn shop nigga you ugly as shit
Nope nigga that's why you opened OBS studio and yo mom walked in and shut down yo
computer because there was a grain of rice in the Potato chips nigga you ugly as
shit
That's why all yo subscribers unsubbed from yo youtube channel the first time you
did a face-cam because you was ugly as shit
Syke nigga yo dumb ass traded yo Samsung Galaxy Note10 for a Pillow Pet because you
always lonely at night nigga fuck is you talkin bout
Shut up nigga yo bus driver got sick of you smoking ciggaretes at the back of the
school-bus so he recorded you with a Black and White Vintage Camera and got you
expelled from school nigga you dumb as shit
Nigga you got the most expensive skin on fortnite because Epic Games felt bad for
you after yo hairline got pushed back 8 inches by a drunk barber nigga you ugly as
shit
Nigga yo record in 2k20 is 3-6587 because yo teammates always leave when they see
yo intro animations nigga you ugly as shit boy fuck is yo ass talkin bout
Yup and that's why yo ass can't play sports no more because you got bit by a venus
fly trap nigga you ugly as shit
Nigga you so poor that you piss on yo floor and don't even clean it up boy yo ass
be slippin and slidin up and down that shit making a DIY water slide for when you
get bored nigga fuck is wrong with you boy
That's why you got signed by the Golden State Warriors boy yo ass played yo first
game, airballed a free throw in the second quarter after you got fouled by Kawhi
Lenard and you instantly got kicked off the team boy
Nigga you hack niggas AC's to make them freeze to death when they sleep boy you a
genius nigga
Shut up nigga when yo grandma died they put you 50 feet under so yo dead body
wouldn't fuck up the plants and crops nigga
You that one nigga that be spam clicking the like button when a tutorial video
actually works nigga fuck is you saying
Shut up nigga you hide water bottles in yo pockets to make yo hip size expand nigga
fuck is wrong with yo ahh
Shut up nigga you put on a defense boost on 2k18 just to get yo ankles crossed by a
nigga named "JamesCharlesFan454" boy fuck is u sayin
Shut up nigga curious george edged you up with a shoe lace boy that nigga was
wrapping that shit around yo head forming yo line up nigga fuck is wrong with yo
ahh
Nigga you swing glow sticks in the night role playing as a Jedi from Star Wars boy
Nope nigga that's why you be pushing yo glasses down to yo nose like them library
owneres when they get asked a serious question nigga
Shut up nigga yo stupid ass got a tattoo on yo iPhone 5 se screen saver nigga fuck
is wrong with you boy
Nope nigga I met your mother in a Sword Art Online Floor 3 Boss Raid nigga that
bitch one shotted the boss with a rusty dagger nigga
You the only nigga I know that lick they credit card before sliding it in a payment
terminal boy ya card got a fat ass crack in it nigga you be licking that bitch back
together like a blunt boy you ugly as shit
Shut up nigga you wasted 8 years of yo life in a jungle tryna find Legendary
pokemon nigga
Shut up nigga you just mad cuz yo Direct TV cable box isn't directly connected to
yo TV boy
Shut up nigga you feel burps form in yo throat and piss yo pants boy fuck is you
saying
Nigga yo ass barely tipped over a Book in a library and the shelf opened up and
revealed a secret base nigga yo ass is the real Bat-Man boy fuck is wrong with you
Yo ass was the most hated fire bender because you'd always bring flame throwers to
cheat in Fire Training classes boy
Nigga you're a time traveler that created a synthetic mind control drone that you
planted inside of hitler like a pumpkin seed boy fuck is yo ass talkin bout
Nope nigga that's why yo ass is directly associated with Grandpa Pig from Peppa Pig
boy you nasty as shit
That's why you got halograms of dead people in yo bathroom because you like to
remember yo long lost relatives when you take shits nigga
Shut up nigga you used to kidnap people in bouncy houses boy
That's why you eat alphabet soup to remember your sentences boy
That's why Flight Reacts put a instant replay in his video because you got yo
ankles broken on offense nigga you dumb ass shit
Shut up nigga that's why yo mother is a Crack addict nigga she be having spiritual
conversations with google translator nigga you dumb as shit
you teach canadian stick bugs to play block ops 2 to help you complete the easter
egg in nuke town you are a cyber bullying kangaroo jamaican warrior with dislexic
toe nails and cheetah cells you probably smoke pixel dust and fake being high fuck
is wrong with you you dont even use dry off towels to dry yourself off you just
turn yo heater on and call it a day you bout dumb as shit you dont even use lights
in yo house you just grab magnifying glasses and angle them perfectly to the sun
and aim it to whatever you tryna look at on god you dumb as shit you dont even use
pillows to sleep at night you use picture frames with plastic bags over them as
pillows you poor as shit fuck is wrong with you you probably went on national TV
just to tell the world he stole his moms chicken wings 13 years ago from Windys and
you probably dont even drink water you drink that new thick ass water that make yo
throat feel like sand paper you bout stupid as shit and yo momma played the game
oblivion and got bitch slapped the 3rd NPC she interracted with for being below
level 3 my nigga you dumb as shit you eat lollipops like you eating hot dogs you
gay ass nigga you put chargers in yo ass hole to regain energy my nigga you dumb as
shit on god you are and yo momma built like an air freshiner you bout stupid as
shit nigga made a DIY Ben 10 Watch and started lookin like Godzilla nigga started
lookin like R2D2 from Star Wars nigga look like Death from The Seventh Seal lookin
like The Balloon from The Red Balloon nigga lookin like the Shark from Jaws nigga
lookin like the monster from Frankenstein nigga you ugly as shit and yo hairline
built like a 4 year olds drawing you bout ugly as shit on god you are nigga playing
red light green light with autistic lady bugs on god you do you be snorting weed
like its crack you bout stupid as shit on god you do you walk with yo ankles and
you hand stand with yo left nipple hairs and you so cross eyed that when you cry yo
tears run upwards you ironic ass nigga you defy the laws of gravity harder than
Darth Vador does you stupid as shit on god you are you smell like ostrich booty and
you bleed Sunny D might drink you nohomo doe on god i aint with that gay shit on
god im not
That's why yo ass got picked to be the murderer in Mad Murderer on roblox and you
didn't kill anyone because you a Christian nigga you dumb as shit
What are you talking about nigga that's why yo ass loaded into a 2k19 park, checked
the player list, and left the park because you saw 5 Legends in the server nigga
fuck is you sayin
That's why yo ass got roasted by Leafyishere and you turned into a reptilian
overlord and you planned a secret plaetary attack on the human race and got
defeated by god and got sent to hell for your sins nigga you evil as fuck
Nope nigga you got jumped by everyone in RDCworld1 and then they hired you and paid
you 3$ every video so you could get beat up every video for views boy yo ass got
suicidal thoughts everyday listening yo Billie Eilish and XXX Tentacion with one
ear-bud in yo ear cuz the other side busted boy you ugly as fuck
Nigga you tried to do a piano duet with Animenz on youtube and you couldn't even
play the first 3 notes of marry had a little lam and he slammed his piano on you
and you died on impact nigga you ugly as fuck
Nigga you was playing agario and got double splitted by a nigga named
"TimmyTwoThumbs" boy you ugly as fuck
you dumb as fuck
dumb as fuck boy
fuck
talkin bout nigga
Nigga you cat fish padestrians on poptropica boy
That's why yo dumbass banned from the spice section in the grocery store cuz yo ass
be snorting all the peppers to achieve euphoric feelings nigga
You lost a championship arm wrestling match to a fat mexican and he ate 3 tacos
after the battle to regain his strength nigga
Nigga yo minecraft character is so strong that nigga be mining entire trees in one
swing boy
That's why you perform break dances at family reunions nigga you nasty as shit
Nigg you was playing hide and go seek with yo imaginary friends and yo mother seen
yo ass hiding and called you mentally insane nigga you weird as shit
That's why yo ass be perfectly timing fire crackers to go off at 6:30 to wake you
up because you can't afford an alarm clock nigga
Nigga you use legendary swords to cut steak at fancy resturaunts nigga
Nigga yo little autistic ass be surf boarding in yo bath tub boy yo ass poor as
shit nigga
You that one nigga that's too funny to go past the 5 feet section in yo local
swimming pool nigga you scarry as shit
The only reason you dig in yo nose is because you actually believe that gold is in
there boy
Boy you wasted 3 hours of your life trying to convince the Bubble Guppies that you
attend their school boy
That's why you take showers with the water that falls off of houses after it stops
raining you bum ass nigga
Yeah that's why you heat up yo food with your mothers car engine boy
That's why you went into a street fight hitting niggas with wet rags twisting and
winding them bitches back like shit boy
Nigga the only reason you sky dive off of skyscrapers is for the adrenaline rush
boy you don't even use parachutes the adrenaline rush make yo ass take 0 fall
damage boy
Nigga yo ass got yo ass beat by that nigga daddy long neck from instagram nigga you
weak as shit boy
That' why yo ass get stage fright whenever you present school projects to the rest
of the class nigga you anti-social as shit nigga
thats why a wood pecker plicked all the hair off yo head left yo ass going to
school bald as shit boy
nigga
boy
as shit
class with a 37%
nigga
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you dumb as fuck
you dumb as fuck
you ugly as fuck
ass boy
you weird as fuck
you ugly as fuck
nigga
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dumb ass boy
you dumb as fuck
nigga
poor ass bitch
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me nigga
stop talking to me
weird as fuck
talking to me
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as shit

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talkin bout
me nigga
talking to me nigga
me bitch
sayin
wrong with you
about
ass boy
is wrong with you
is terrible nigga
as shit
to steal his 745 Gigabytes of downloaded Teen TItans Go porn off of his wooden
macintosh laptop from 1999 dumb ass nigga my nigga you hideous as shit
talking to me
you ugly as fuck
to me
as fuck
she weird as fuck
you ugly as shit

shit
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ugly as shit
family boy
with you
talking about
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retarded as fuck
stop talkin
ass boy
dumb ass nigga
food fat ass boy
talking to me boy
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you dumb as fuck
bitch ass nigga
pointed at
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yo broke ass eat lunchables chips and dip for lunch and dinner you dumb as shit
nigga i caught yo ass tryna beatbox a walrus you smelly nigga ill cook the shit
outta yo ass
nigga yo ass was known in elementary school for selling niggas robux at the lunch
table fatass nigga
yo ass play with an oujia board and thought yo ass was summoning demons
yo ass was slapboxing a turtle named romeo cause he was swallowing raccoons for
vbucks
nigga i caught yo ass playing in the jungle gym tryna learn martial arts from a
nigga named master woo like shit
nigga yo ass spent one night with master splinter and pulled up to your local
mcdonalds playplace and tried to teach two 9 year olds the art of kung fu smelly
ass nigga
yo ass built like a fl studio carrot you nasty ass nigga you got cooked by a nigga
named humphrey that nigga said you built like a japanese walnut
nigga you was in the back of the school bus selling furry pussy for jars of
mayonnaise you fatass nigaa
nigga you eat toothpicks on the daily yo fatass grandma got gum cancer because she
was unimaginably unstable from drinking 5 jars of straight pickle juice every
friday nigga
nigga you pulled up to yo local starbucks and started filming two gay niggas
kissing i caught yo ass recording a school fight on a macbook nigga i caught yo
momma deadlifting 5 turtles on a sunday afternoon
nigga i swiped a himalayan salt lamp across the back of ya neck and yo dumbass said
"credit or debit" in a untalented unimaginable robot voice you smelly ass nigga
i caught yo ass sucking off franklin the turtle to get in the shoe section of
goodwill yo nasty ass nigga you was unknowingly snapping your sister pictures of
the krabby patty formula fatass nigga
i slapped yo momma upside the head at 2 am with a roll of papertowles that bitch
got knocked unconcious boy she got amazingly astounded and was spiritually inclined
with the phrase "for a great low rate you can get online go to the general and save
some time"
you the only nigga i know that started packing mangos inside of ya suitcase when
you was going on a family trip fatass nigga when u finally arrived at the airport
you were astonished because mario was there ready to smack you upside thehead with
a coopa troopa
boy yo ass got audibly articulated cause yo grandma hit you in the head with a
supersonic laserbeam nigga yo ass beat yo meat with heavily marinated mayonaise
you the only nigga i know that looked up black salami and out of no where u saw a
dick and start beating ya meat with chicken salad nigga i caught you pouring tofu
juice on ya moms feet while she was asleep and when she woke up you know
what she did? she hit you in the back of the head with a expired cherry flavored
capri sun
yo mom got mosquito repellant that she rub on her titties every morning hoping that
she'll be blessed with a bottle of crunchy milk you the only nigga i know that
walked up to yo teachers whiteboard and started headbutting that bitchwith a force
that astonished every nigga in yo classroom
you the only nigga i know that pulls up to yo sisters softball games and starts
hitting the ball with crutches yo crippled bitch yo ass is a professional spit
boxer nigga you be spitting on yo mic for fun
yo ass is known for putting a silencer on a potato launcher and shooting up your
local halloween store you fatass nigga thats why yo ugly ass grandmother tries
tackling the statue of liberty for fun
nigga i caught yo ass stealing yo grandmas voice box so you could pull up to sesame
street singing nba youngboy through that bitch you succesfully started big bird and
you theoretically made elmo start having a seizure
nigga tell me why yo grandma got poison dart frogs mating in the back of her
microwave that nasty bitch said it adds a little bit of seasoning
nigga tell me why yo fatass uncle named jerry is well known for being a
professional frisbee eater nasty ass nigga
nigga explain to me how i caught yo ass in the elementary school playground trying
to T.P ant hills you bummy weird ass nigga
yo ass got two pieced by an interdimensional alien with 5 eyes and 6 arms you weak
bitch you musty as shit gooseneck ass nigga you was meditating with a group of
cockroaches like shit nigga
nigga i caught you tryna run ones with a swahili skittle goat you weird ass nigga
you got autistic dung beetles hitting the whipa nae nae on yo grandmothers eyebrows
you smelly ass nigga
nigga i caught yo ass picking yo eyelashes off like they was some tulips you smelly
ass nigga ill get to cooking on yo anorexic autistic ass
nigga tell me why u pulled up to yo school and a random nigga had a how it feels to
chew 5 gum ad on his busted ass jbl speaker yo ass started licking yo teachers
whiteboard like shit nigga
nigga yo ass was slapboxing dyslexic squirrels because they stole your snickers bar
you fatass nigga you was sticking ya dick through a pencil sharpener you weird ass
nigga
nigga yo ass got arrested for sticking a dildo on a mirror at your local dollar
store you cute ass nigga i smacked the shit outta yo grandma with a croissant yo
special ed xbox 360 built ass nigga
nigga you built like an algonquian spider monkey you anorexic ass nigga you got
smacked in the back of the head with a creased air force one and started singing
the national anthem you fatass nigga
nigga yo ass got sexually assualted by a minecraft spider jockey after yo momma
slapped you upside the head with a beanbag
nigga i can hear yo chin clap everytime you walk you fatass nigga you be sweating
hamburger grease under yo titties you oreo licking bitch
yo ass be whistling through the gap in yo teeth nigga yo teeth be throwing up gang
signs repping the tooth fairy ugly ass nigga
shut yo "auto bots roll out" havin ass nigga yo ass was eating krabby patties at
mcdonalds and got jumped by two renegade raiders you ugly ass niggas
nigga yo ass got smacked in the ankles by some cambodian sugar squirrels because yo
ass dropped some lasagna in the amazon rain forest you nasty bitch
yo ass built like a pansexual bowl of ramen you cute ass nigga ill really gangbang
yo ass outside of your local walgreens after i make you guzzle down 2 liters of
cough syrup you nasty bitch
nigga yo grandma slapped you upside the head with a raccoon tail yo ass was
stargazed and started singing lil tjay to George Floyds gravestone you dumbass
nigga you nasty as shit
nigga yo ass built like a horny box of bob evans mac and cheese you nasty ass nigga
yo ass built like some white syrup you weird ass nigga im on yo shit now
nigga yo ass got assualted by the silver surfer because he threw a cheez it at yo
forehead you nasty ass nigga fuck outta here you seafood lobster built ass lean
cuisine built ass nigga
nigga you pulled up to the bowling alley and started slapshut up boy i caught you
boxing a chinese bear because he stole you fries you fatass oreo licking ass nigga
you was selling raccoon tails on the side of the street you fatass nigga boy you
the only nigga i know that play tick tack toe onn top of a turtle shell you ugly
ass nigga
nigga yo ass is so stupid you got two pieced by sid the science kid because you
forgot newtons laws of physics you ugly ass nigga
yo momma nipple built like an upside down retarded febreeze bottle bitch nigga yo
mom back built like a skittles box ugly ass nigga
nigga ya mom got moth legs taped to her eyebrows you weird ass nigga you got one
piece of hair sticking up like alfalfa you ugly ass nigga
nigga explain to me how at 2 am yo ass got smacked in the back of the head by an
interdimensional lobster with 3 eyes you weird ass nigga
nigga tell me why yo ass was walking around sesame street and got bopped with an m4
water gun you ugly ass nigga thats why im on yo chrome nigga you built like a
prarie dog with scoliosis you weird body bitch
nigga yo ass is well known for having daily rap battles with a box of oreos you
weird ass nigga im on yo chrome now nigga yo ass got 360 no scoped by a tree branch
because you had a pack of twinkies in yo anal cavity you weird ass nigga
niggaa tell me why yo ass ate a flinstone gummy and started beatboxing with
cockroaches yo ass was hittin the quan on top of a piano while jimmy neutron was
pouring soy sauce on yo titties weird ass nigga you weird as shit
nigga tell me why yo ass got reported by a salamander because you were beating your
meat with conditioner you smelly ass nigga
nigga explain to me how yo ass was hitting a triple 540 backflip off of a sail boat
and then started groaning because because woody woodpecker smacked you in the back
of the head with a bottle of milk you uglyass nigga
nigga yo ass was getting molested by minnie mouse when all of a sudden you started
tap dancing on top of a tomato because stewie griffin was threatening to smack you
upside the head with a rubber duck you smelly ass nigga ill cook the shit outta you
nigga you was flying on a magical carpet with aladin when out of no where you got
bopped in the head with a bottle of toothpaste you crusty ass nigga you was
scanning marge simpsons hair with a metal detector to see if you could find
anylumps of brocolli you weird ass nigga im on yo shit now boy
nigga i caught yo ass wearing a lamp shade you stole from Azkaban after harry
potter made you turn into a warthog salamander cross breed you smelly ass nigga
nigga tell me why goofy caught yo ass lacking in O block so he made you start
headbutting soda cans yo nasty ass boy you was munching on some seasoned cricket
legs you weird ass nigga
nigga tell me why when yo grandma bopped you in the head with a 22 guage shotgun yo
ass started humming the pink panther theme song you weird ass nigga
tell me why yo ass was picking lint off of Mr. Magoo's head you ugly ass nigga yo
ass is spiritually inclined with a alaskan snow crab lame ahh nigga stop playing
nigga
nigga tell me why when yo ass was packing your lunch that consisted of raw bologna
meat and ritz crackers you got jumped by an iranian cockroach and started juggling
the minions from despicable me you ugly assnigga
nigga tell me why Jimmy Fallon from the today show smacked you upside the head with
a bible because you was caught adding naughty to "sugar, spice, and everything
nice" yo ass got the whole powerpuff girlsshow canceled you nasty ass nigga
boy yo ass is uncomedical as shit you was slapboxing an orangutang after he stole
your bread and ice you weird ass nigga you really woke up on september 13th and
witnessed Patrick Star slapping ya mom upside the head with a rolling pinyou fatass
nigga
thats why yo nipples are built like four leave clovers thats why yo mom use to
uppercut you in yo jaw she said "she a virgin.... its working"
is that before or after you was hanging out with oompa loompa who was having a jerk
circle and smoking a pack with dwaye johnson than that nigga started swallowing his
six pack you nasty bum bitch
aye i gotta question, didnt u used to get whoopins with thermometers thats why yo
nickname is supa hot fire yo nasty ass
thats why yo mom uppercutted you she said "twinkle twinkle little star" boy yo ass
got 3 nipples you ugly ass nigga
who are you talking to thats why yo ass used to guzzle down arabian bull frogs
thats why yo mom is ronald mcdonalds second cousin yo nasty neck ass she related to
pop smoke she walked outside wit a watergun "i got it on me"
nigga thats why i slapped yo ass upside the head with the nike logo "just do it"
you dumbass nigga explain to me why yo ass is known for notoriously swallowing
alaskan bull worms like shit nigga shut yo dumbass up you smelly ass nigga
nigga yo ass was tryna have salamander sex with a hamster named daquaveyon you
fatass nigga i caught yo ass tryna pack a squirrel named humphrey then you got
heavily articulated because jimmy neutron shot a
laser beam at yo forehead and yo ass started hitting the quan and singing the
iranian dung beetle mating call you dumbass nigga
nigga you gonna explaain to me why i caught yo ass watching hentai on a gameboy
nigga you weird as shit
nigga tell me why yo ass was on freaky eaters because you was addicted to eating
barnacles nigga you dumb as hell boy on my momma im cooking the shit outta you
nigga yo ass got electric testicle hair you nasty ass nigga im on yo shit now boy
you tried to slap box winnie the pooh with a spork you weird ass nigga shut yo
bitch ass up
nigga yo ass was juggling Geforce graphic cards when you got transported to another
dimension and mickey mouse was there to slap the shit outta you with a wand nigga
you got so bedazzled you said "BOWOW" ugly ass nigga
nigga i caught yo ass selling rotten flesh from minecraft on the dark web you nasty
ass nigga im on yo chrome nigga you built like a chinese acorn LOL
boy i caught yo ass tryna smoke a pack wit yogi bear that nigga smacked you upside
the head wit a flinstone gummi and yo ass said "im the coochie man"
NIGGA YOU WAS RUNNING RUNS WITH MAUI WHEN HE SMACKED YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH THE
GOLF CLUB PICKAXE FROM FORTITE NIGGA SAID "BOP BOP BOP" UGLY ASS NIGGA STOP PLAYING
NIGGA
fuck no nigga you be stealing bees honey and then got tackled down by bears "down
set hut" ugly ass nigga you built like a bald headed ksi who plays basketball
instead of soccer you built ass nigga
nigga ya momma be eating drywall boy that bitch pull up to bath and body works and
start drinking the shampoo and conditioner and she started saying she got a
hyperadrenaline rush boy she was
repeating the redbull slogan "redbull give you wiiiiings"
nigga you played airsoft for the first time and started running into walls boy yo
ass was l-l-l-l-l-l-lagging in the back like shit nigga you started hitting the
electro shuffle on yo elbows nigga you had to file a restraining
order on icarly because she kept throwing up the disney logo wit her fingers
nigga yo momma bout asian as she she is a professional bat soup eater dumbass
niggaa yo momma be rubbing her cooch wit dog meat and rice dumbass nigga yo grandma
be collecting liscensce plates in her basements bitch say a joke
oh hell no my nigga you not funny ugly ass nigga you pulled up to the hood and
started throwing up the naruto shadow clone jitsu and got beamed in the back of the
head by a emo bitch monster energy gun fatass nigga
nigga i pulled yo ears you started singing curious george "i wanna turn the whole
thing upside dowwn"
nigga you got swalled by the demogorgon then started eating african booty cheeks in
the gta loading screen nigga you built like a beetle bug. i caught yo ass tryna eat
a slimy slug
nigga you be eating vinegar and fruitty pebbles for breakfast boy you be drinking
battery acid because you thought it would make you be able to strike lightning you
dumbass nigga
nigga you be taking notorious trips to the moon to eat sandy cheeks you dumbass
nigga ill slap yo grandma in her kneecaps wit a danimals mini smoothie dumbass
nigga
nigga you are a well known penny eater nigga you got metal posoning boy i caught yo
ass playing uno on a turtle shell dumbass nigga
nigga you got slapped in the back of the head with a faze mousepad and started
tweaking boy you made it on live news because you started singing nba yougboy
dumbass nigga "chops out minimere blop blop"
nigga ill slap yo grandpa in the balls with a flyswatter and make that nigga have
waffle shaped testicles ugly ass nigga you be doing social experiments where u lick
niggas phone cases for phone
boy you built like peter griffin second boy you was in class picking yaa belly
button lint when the faze clan sent you an email offering you to come to the faze
house and lick their keycaps
boy you nasty as hell you be packing samsung smart fridges you nasty ass nigga you
dumb as shit ya mom a random subway subsandwich that hacks into her iphone and
starts tackling the line backers from plants vs zombies
boy yo mom back fat as shit she got dragon wings on her shit boy her back built
like a candy cane boy shut yo nasty ass up nigga i bopped yo grandam in the back of
the head with my school laptop and she started rick rolling every nigga in the
family reunion
"dum dumm dum dum dum dadada dum dum"
oh hell no boy thats why yo grandma got no kneecaps boy she be crip walking instead
of walking boy her ass was on dancing with the stars and started doing the floss
with her crutches boy she dirty as shit nigga her ass walk like a deoderant licking
chicken boy "bawkbawkbawk" ugly ass
you the only nigga i know that believes with all his heart that hes a dinosaur from
the cretaceuous period because you walk around with skittles taped to yo nipples
boy you pulled up to mcdonalds and thought you was a professional anonymous hacker
when you connected to their wifi you weird as shit
nigga yo hair is built like the dead seas sodium levels on a graph chart you
dumbass nigga you is undeveloped as fuck you got 3 teeth 3 titties and 3 testicles
you weird ass nigga oh hell on i caught you eating lasagna at the bikini bottom
when mr. crabs jumped you for not eating a krabby patty
nigga you invented a new reptillian specie called the thornny devil you fat neck
ass nigga ya neck built like a gatorade bottle cap you dumbass nigga you pull up to
basketball practice in converses dumbass nigga
nigga you suck orangutang toes for fun you weird neck ass nigga you built like a
muslim iguana who eats sour patch kids for fun you dumbass nigga you built like a
teriyaki samisaki warior you dubass nigga stop playing
nigga you was auditioning as the narwhal from finding dory you dumbass nigga yo ass
said "narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean" dumbass nigga you was slapboxing a
demonic elephant when he summomed a naruto shuriken that hit you in the head and
made you become a rock punk emo band member nigga said
"i chime in with the havent you people ever heard of" dumbass nigga stop playing
boy
nigga you built like michael jacksons vocal cords nigga you came back from the
grave and pulled up to ya local mcdonalds and started "HEEE HEEing" dumbass nigga
you got worms doing the moonwalk on yo eyebrows you dumbass nigga
nigga yo ass jerk off with lubricated fan dust you nasty ass nigga you be tryna
have boxing matches with your bedbugs nigga your weird like shit
ya mom built like a mexican cartel drug dealer she be sellig elmo dope her ass said
"eyyyy so la chuso ese so quero sa li moto" dumbass nigga yo head built like the
ramen flavor packets nigga i caught you stealing boss baby diapers you weird ass
nigga
boy i caught yo ass putting vaseline all over your body and slidig around your
house trying to be a slug you weird as hell
nigga shut yo "i took a left swerve then i took a right yeah" looking ass up nigga
you be eating out the desk lady from monsters inc boy you weird as shit she said
*raspy voice* "go faster" nasty ass boy
you shove dum dums up yo ass for fun you nasty neck ass nigga
you was signing the declaration of independance while evaporating in atarctica with
polar bears yo ass is sponsered by crunchyroll
nigga shut yo "party rock is in the house tonight" ass up you was running over a
group of preschoolers in a jeep wrangler dumbaass niga
i caught you applying for the gerber life afordable grow up plan for just pennies a
day dumbass nigga
bitch you nasty lookin sloth take yo dee dee from dexter laboratory nasty ass
giraffe built hoe bald headed ass bitch lookin like sumo from clarence cough drop
ponytail ass hoe and you built like peter griffin from family guy big fat hippo ass
hoe you look like gumball dad from amazing world of gumball fat ass
hoe looking like edna gap having ass hoe bitch you the fatass girl from alvin and
the chipmunks talking about some “my precious” lookin like the donkey from shrek
built ass green booger ass hoe lookin like penny wise with yo big ass forehead not
even bitch you got a five head built like ursula from the little
mermaid and lookin like yellow bird from elmo daffy duck lookin ass & lookin like
the fat pig from chicKen little mojo mojo lookin ass wide face ass cross eyed hoe
lookin like the bald guy from ed edd eddy lookin like doofenshmirtz from Phineas
and ferb dorito head ass hoe pointy head ass bitch, bitch im not
done take yo unparalleled truck skyscraper chowder fat built ass out here lookin
like a disused vicky from fairy odd parents lookin like Arthur lookin like the girl
from hey Arnold with the pig tails manly lookin ass hoe lookin like the fat girl
from kids next door you built like anorexic winnie the poo yo
windows 7 sign body built ass tell me why yo chin built like a 9 milimeter handgun
obese body bitch i caught you lickin dorito crumbs off the homeless shelter floor
dirty bitch you look like a booty scratching T-Rex Critacious period looking ass i
caught yo momma swinging from tree to tree tarzan neckass boi
i caught yo dad banging egyptian pube cleaning scisscors together i bet you be
chewing on 5 year old gum under the special ed desks take yo tree branch ole
ostrich built ass outta here lookin like whole mf baldys basic out hea take dat
nasty ass mf musty dusty crusty stick despicable me gruu havin ass body
out of discord u trifling ass bitch
printer boy just so
you could use him to complete the easteregg on the Moon map on Black Ops 3 Zombies
nigga you ugly
as shit
barbecuing jello in that
shit with sprinkles on top boy you ugly as fuck
one of yo amazon
basics kids storage organizer bins boy you nasty as fuck
the hick-ups
boy you ugly as fuck stop talkin to me
malfunctions whenever
someone steps on yo balcony boy you dumb as fuck stop talkin nigga
in Wonderland and
Queen Amidala from Star Wars tried to sexually seduce you cuz she wanted to make
an amateur porno
with you nigga you weird as fuck
nigga you stupid as
fuck boy that's why you're best friends with a spat out piece of gum because you
believed it was the real
life version of Kirby nigga you stupid as shit
a TI-84 calculator
if she did it so she could conquor the world dumb ass nigga yo mom created the
letter O because she
saw the moon and started meditating dumb ass nigga she fell into sleep paralysis,
and her sleep paralysis
demon was a water battle, with the top off bitch ass boi fuck is you saying nigga
you are a legendary
that's why yo Auntie know
the secret art of Spinjitsu, her ass can jump up in the air, kill 800 niggas, and
fall back to the ground in
0.0004 seconds nigga yo auntie scary as shit fuck is you saying that's why yo
granddad got
assassinated by a poisonous venus fly trap in south dekota on top of a Ice Cream
truck while
he was charging his chakra dumb ass nigga yo great grandma created basketball,
because she
you stupid as fuck
that's why yo granddad is an experienced agar.io player and he solotricked Donald
Trump and gained
439,543 mass and started giving away all his mass to everyone in the game with a
number in they name
dumb ass nigga yo mom was on a airplane, and she banged her head against the glass,
broke
the window, jumped out, and landed on a trampoline and she bounced back up to the
airplane,
sat down, and pulled out a toolbox, and started fixing the airplane dumb ass nigga
you stupid as
fuck, fuck is you saying nigga you are horrible nigga yo granddad is the best space
conservationist
in the world nigga he made 84 couches, fit inside of a bathroom dumb ass nigga fuck
is you saying nigga
you retarded as fuck yo girlfriend is Sakura so she beats the shit out of you
whenever you don't
acknowledge her dumb ass nigga boy fuck is you saying nigga you quit gaming, becuz
that nigga
YBN Nahmir, gave yo mom a cheeseburger, you saw that shit ain't have no meat on
that shit, yo ass
awakened yo sharingan and put that nigga into Sleep Paralysis, dumb ass nigga boy
you ugly as fuck, yo grandma 360 noscoped Ninja and Tfue ina fortnite prelobby
match on accident, and he banned her account for allegid stream sniping bitch ass
nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom was twerking her ass on top of the london
bridge, just so she could make niggas throw nickels at her, and when she saw the
nickels ain't have Theodore Rosevelts face on it, she strated panicing, her ass
realized she wasn't in the same Country no more dumb ass nigga you retarded as
fuck, im on yo ass now nigga you own a gold fish and a alligator, and yo fish ate
yo alligator and transformed into a BeyBlade dumb ass nigga because little did you
know, that was nemo from finding nemo bitch ass nigga you stupid as fuck, on yo ass
for real nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom got a bottle of dioxyribo nucleic
acid, sitting on the top of her chimney, and whenever it comes in contact with
steam, it spawns satan dumb ass nigga, yo mom is a top tier architect, she created
the london bridge dumb ass nigga
flavoured cake for
Gordon Ramsey and he bitch slapped her with a dirty spatula boy you ugly as fuck
times after
you say something nigga your now known as the dungeon packer boy you ugly as fuck
rainbow
were ugly nigga you stupid as fuck boy
caught you
beat boxing with watery kool-aid and cheeto crumbs in yo mouth boy you talented as
fuck nigga
because his
fans were mad at you boy fuck is you sayin
make a
gallon of Kool-Aid nigga and whenever you drink one gulp of that shit you instantly
get cavities boy
fuck is you talkin bout
started
hopping from chimney to chimney like she was santa nigga fuck is you sayin
and forth
thinking you was accelerating nigga you dumb as shit
gave you a plus
15 strength attribute nigga fuck is you talkin bout
virginia eating rat soup
in a pawn shop nigga you ugly as shit
computer
because there was a grain of rice in the Potato chips nigga you ugly as shit
did a face-cam
because you was ugly as shit
always
lonely at night nigga fuck is you talkin bout
school-bus so
he recorded you with a Black and White Vintage Camera and got you expelled from
school nigga
you dumb as shit
i saw u throwing it back for mr krabs you got 3 dabloons and a krabby patty to go
hell nah you got sexually harrassed by a math workbook
hell nah nigga caught yo dumbass doing the electric zoo with that nigga ed from
goodburger because yall found a cockroach
nope nigga your grandma got backhanded by a angry mall cop over a bottle of
listerine and mechanical parts from fortnite
unfunny, you got sexually seduced by a radioactive shit spitting cow when you
overtalked him with the indian scammer headset
tell me why i heard you beatboxing regular show intro cause a nigga took your blue
yeti dumbass nigga
hell nah boy tell me why i caught you having a breakdance battle with the hash
slinging slasher
hell nah i saw you in a discord vc with trannys askin for nudes nigga procceeded to
send you a beatboxing battle of mr krabs and perl slaboxing jah morant
nope nigga try again thats why you were overdosing on krabby patty grease and
listening to juice wrld after squidward beat you in a breakdancing battle
nope nigga you were throwing bouncing bettys at that ed's leg from good burger and
he started beatboxing every 90's song immaginable
hell nah the reason your grandma is lactose intolerant is because she was
slapboxing catapillars in the back of wallmart
nope nigga your disstrack on usky featured spongebob beatboxing gary come home
nope nigga i caught your auntie breakdancing to the creedo audi cause she heard she
can get good luck dumbass nigga
hell nah boy i caught your auntie throwin it back on barney for crossaints and
catapillar piss
nope nigga you was in a discord vc asking a nigga for low mic sets
nope nigga run that back i saw you in a arabian e-girls dms askin for nudes that
bitch sent you allah akbar.mp4 and that shit made your pc blow up
nope nigga you got break dancing beatboxing imvu sleep paralisis demons
no boy you had a enchantment table in your backyard i walked out side and you had
arthritis on your finger tips you tryed
to makle your left ankle have fire proteccion and sharpnesss 5 boy
no boy your great grandmother was in niagara falls boy she ment donzo and started
bitting his left toe nail boy
no boy you were at niagara falls building a popsicle just to throw it in the
minecraft void
no boy you had a kunai in your left pocket you pulled it out bc you saw narout
hanged from a vine then he got knocked on the top of the head with a coconut boy
no boy your grandmother was in the mist village and she ment donzo and she did a
backflip and donzo got hypnotized and started bitting her left eye socket off boy
no boy your the only person i know who has super sonic abilities were they could
shoot pentagrams out of there nipples fat fuck ass nigga
. no boy i reached inside of your great grand mother booty hole cavities and i
pulled out all 8 of the legendary Pokémons and i summed charizard on the spot and
made her erase my Memory boyyy
. ass like fuck, you woke up and put on your ape stepper 2000's and then took a
screen shot of your mom taking a shit with mario judah
. no boy your great grand mother be hitting heads for no reason
. no boy your great grand mother can porefessionally sallow toxic waste with no
hesitation boyy
. no boy you get angrey every time bc your right ankle is transpaerent when you
sleep it glows in the dark and lil uzi very got mad at you for that bc you coppied
his style boyy
. no boy your the only person i know who dm'ed edp and told him move to mexico and
change his name to earn those pesos boyyyy
. no boy you have spanish letter in your name that means transformer bc when you
were 3 years old your great grand mother came in your room and started sexual
harassing you with her toe nail for no reason
. no boy you got mad at your great grand mother bc she deleted your ripcord so you
hit her with a blade blade and she started dancing for no reason
. no boy thats why you have fl studio installed in your left ankle and every time
you rub your nipples 5 times it gives you a new Yu-Gi-Oh card boyy
. no boy your great grand mother saying satanic rituals out of her left earlob for
no reason
. no boy your great grand mother was shooting satanic pentagrams at the tips of her
left earlop no reason boyy
. no boy your great grandmother was giving people arbic accients on accident
. no boy you be kick flipping toyota camry exhaust pipes for no reason boyyyyy
. no boy you be having beat boxxing battles underwater with a cookie in your booty
hole boy
. no boy every march you be scuba dive but naked with a plug in your booty hole
and you be looking for cords to involve into a specical need fish boyy
. no boy your great grand mother got roachs playing soccer with your but checks
every friday
. no boy your great grandmother does titanic spells for magic powers to where she
could shoot laser beams out of here booty hole
. no boy your like jonny test with those long legs there built like totem poles boy
jonny teleported to china town boy and he met a Olympic Long Jumper in a Brazilian
kickboxing outfit
. no boy you be dapping your zoom teacher bc you dont want her to inject red blood
cells in your pokemon server
. no boy you were enjected your red blood cells in a gareo server and you lost all
your tools boy
. no boy you used joney test sisters secret antidote to turn you back to a human bc
you got mad at him bc he transformed into a rabbet and hopped in your left pocket
and stole 48228 dolars of bungiee gum boyyyy
. no boy beat boy transformed into a rat and hopped in your left pocket and stole
all your money you were saving to buy the new bungie gum and you got mad at him for
that so you stole his red blood cells boy
. no boy your great grand mother was chassing a rat threw the tropical rain forest
in china town and you got attacked by people with marshmello on there fingers tips
and they broke your left kneecap and you were crip walkng back to your cave boyy
. no boy your great grand mother is a uchiha you she be summoning sprits and
zombies to clip her toe nails with saftey scissors and then you came in and bet her
left anlke and it went num so you called 911 for the recorver your earlop hairs
boyy1. Your mother was in a temple on a hill and all the lights started turning
off but when she turned around she saw her sleep paralysis demon twerking
. no boy you ran out the store into your school bus and drove right into a
lampost you called 445 for they cant tow your car boy and then man who was towing
your car was your gym teacher boy he made you do 8221 jumping jacks to make up the
days you messed class to smoke in the bathroom stalls
. no boy a roach was securely teaching you how to speak spanish when you was in
zoom class then the roach bit you in your left collar bone boy then it went num boy
. no boy you ate your great grandmother heart pills boy then your left ankle went
num boy you had to call 333 for they can recover your red blood cells in your left
collar bone
. no boy your dad ment donzo in the mist village he was bitting his left ankle boy
with a kunai in his left pocket boy
. no boy your great grand mother had a 7.0 gpa for 16 years and you found out he
was failing his gym class so you beat him up with your kneecap boy then he got
arthits on his finger tips boy
. no boy you dropped the docmentary autobiography discombobulated philosophicalthe
dislcated chronicals gorila boy and he got hella mad bc he could not leak the
newset playboi carti music boyy
. no boy you be leaking palyboi carti music off of a ipod touch boy your the best
leaker 2021
. no like shit boy you have discombobulated philosophical roach with depression
and he was looking threw your window viciously and hypnotised your elbows to
dislocate boy
. Staring you down viciously threw your window but he was secretly hypnotizing you
so he could steal your elbows and put them on other parts of your body
. you have discombobulated dislocated roach with depression and he got hella mad
bc his uber eats did not get on time so he sliced his nipples off with a Tony
hawks premium pony slayer screw driver then tony hawk with a screwdriver on his
left ear sucked on the blood out of him like a Vampire boy
. no boy you have a astrophysics discombobulated dislocated monkey and he got
hella mad bc he could not redeem his subway coupon so he sliced his nipples off
with Tony hawks premium pony slayer screw driver then a bisexual ronin infiltrated
your nightmares and stole all the red blood cells in your brain with the edge of
his skittle dipped katana
. no boy you have a path a logical kangaroo and he got hella mad bc did not pass
the nasa employe test so he sliced his limbs off then travis scott with a
screwdriver on his left ear said want a free walmart cart
. your grandmamother be spreading people indian accents on accident boy(edited)
. no boy your a soccer goalie with no hands and you be using telekinesis to move
the ball in your hands
. a roach was looking throw your window viciously and secretly hypnotizing to
dislocate boy
. no boy you you have a path a logical geophysics monkey and he got hella mad bc he
could not reedem his online target coupon so he dislocated his necaps then used
telekinesis to relocate them boy
bc his uber eats did not get on time so he sliced his nipples off with a Fallen
Ronin Samurai Sword then tony hawk with a screwdriver on his left ear sucked on the
blood out of him like a Vampire boy(edited)
. you have a path a logical monkey and he solved the covid 19 vaccine with dababy
on a 50 inch samsung smart tv boy
What boy A rabbit was looking threw your window viciously and hypnotist your
elbows to fall off
u got a discombobulated grandma who sells belly button hairs to Indian kids with
autism
U got a discombobulated eye that falls out every time u blink
nigga what u got a balloon attached to your house and it started flying in the air
like shit and then all the leafs on top of your house got a brain decease from the
air pollution connected to your left knee cap boy
Fuck boy u got a weird disfunctionality say that in front of your sentences I just
made
you have discombobulated tokyo drift monkey and he was playing the fortnite theme
song and you you sliced his necap open with a fallen ronin samurai sword then the
monkey was looking therw window and he dislocated your elbows boy
you have a koala with autism so he tried drawing on ur 50 inch forehead explaining
the paremetric theory
yo fatass got depressed over loosing a clash of clan raid so u tried to hang
urself with ur bedsheets
shut ur dirty dumbass up yo grandma had a stroke and you leaned over and yelled
GET LOUD GRANDMA CMON! dirty dyslexic monkey
Yo fatass ate a rubber man toy and yelled at the top of ur lungs GUM GUM CANNON!
you have a path a logical monkey and he got hella mad bc he could not redeem his
coupon online so he tried to hang him self with a bikini bottom shirt boy
marski got mad at you bc you were e sleeping with mourn so marski sliced mourns
ear drums out with bleachs sword then tony hawk with a screwdriver on his left ear
said want a free mcdonalds coupon boy
you have a geopsychics monkey and he got hella mad bc his knecap got disslocated
so he did a mortal kombat combos on his mother boy
no boy your great grand mother is a uchiha you she be summoning sprits and
boyy
. Boy that shut was unfunny as hell nigga ur grandmother is the thunder clapper
nigga everytime she assclaps against her transgender skittle packets it makes the
sound of thunder and lighting "KA BOOM" STUPID ASS NIGGA
Nigga im finna get to the packing on you now son your name is horro fat neck ass
nigga get yo "GOLDFISH THE SNACK THE SMILES BACK!" DUMBASS ASS
yo ass is notoriously known for slapboxing squirrels outside of yo orthodontist
office you weird ass nigga
nigga you got scammed for a 50$ amazon gift card by a nigga named yao mein smelly
nigga
outta yo ass
table fatass nigga
vbucks
nigga named ratatouillie
ass nigga
yo ass built like a fl studio carrot you smelly nigga you got cooked by a nigga
nigga i caught u slapboxing a nigga name donitello for 20 vbucks like shit nigga
you was a known school threat because you brought a baguette to school for bring
your pet day smelly nigga
mayonnaise you fatass nigga
was unimaginably unstable from eating 5 jars of straight pickle juice every friday
nigga
nigga i caught yo ass eating sandy cheeks in the frozen food section of kroger you
smelly ass nigga you walked outta that bitch not knowing you had a bora bora waters
scented febreeze taped on the back of ya head
nigga i swiped a himalayan salt lamp across the back of ya neck and yo dumbass
said "credit or debit" in a untalented unimaginable robot voice you smelly ass
nigga
nigga i caught yo ass tryna break a minecraft endermans ankles to get a pack of
goldfish nigga you got hit in the back of ya head with a bottle of windex then you
unknowingly started whipping squidward with a led strip
some time"
a coopa troopa
capri sun
nigga
ass nigga
nigga
nigga
bitch ass up
NIGGA
thing upside dowwn"
a slimy slug
dumbass nigga
nigga
family reunion
boy
nigga
day dumbass nigga
morning,
in yo body dumb ass
nigga
as shit
you ugly as fuck
ugly as fuck
shit
shit
genius nigga
ahh
pokemon nigga
yo TV boy
saying
god im not
fuck is you sayin
you dumb as fuck
dumb as fuck boy
fuck
talkin bout nigga
swing boy
shit nigga
there boy
damage boy
weak as shit boy
nigga
boy
as shit
class with a 37%
nigga
nigga
you dumb as fuck
you dumb as fuck
you ugly as fuck
ass boy
you weird as fuck
you ugly as fuck
nigga
fuck
as fuck
fuck

invisible
boy
about
about
talkin nigga
boy
talkin nigga
boy
shit
fuck
neck like shit boy
dumb ass boy
you dumb as fuck
nigga
poor ass bitch
ass nigga
me nigga
stop talking to me
weird as fuck
talking to me
fuck
as shit

with you
talkin bout
me nigga
talking to me nigga
me bitch
sayin
wrong with you
about
ass boy
is wrong with you
is terrible nigga
as shit
talking to me
you ugly as fuck
to me
as fuck
she weird as fuck
you ugly as shit

shit
as fuck
ugly as shit
family boy
with you
talking about
fix ya house
retarded as fuck
stop talkin
ass boy
dumb ass nigga
food fat ass boy
talking to me boy
as fuck
as fuck
fuck
you dumb as fuck
bitch ass nigga
pointed at
saying nigga
ugly ass nigga
boy
saying nigga
ugly ass boy
fuck boi
|| FLAME THA NIGGA ||
I called you an idiot in a discord vc and yo grandmother sent me a text asking if I

wanted to meet God
the head
order something
you ugly like shit
lockers boy
speed dial
Yo dog got sponsored by Gfuel nigga
special needs class
VR
Yo grandma force choked a grocery store clerk
wrist
me sign language
mic up on discord
did a trickshot boy
Jellyfish jam boy
face nigga
lil nasty ass nigga
up pussy
nigga
wall" nigga
My man got packed
Boy u dumb as hell
you ugly like shit
1: you bout fat as hell your titties go down to your knee caps
2: you play professional freeze tag
3: you got tap dancing crickets on your shoulders
4: you keep lucky charms in your pocket for good luck
5: you play hopscotch with your grandma
6: you was in a Mexican standoff with a cockroach
7: your moms titties look like fortune cookies
8: you got scissor kicked by a nigga in a wheel chair
9: you catch grasshoppers with your teeth weird ass nigga
:FireBloodRed: BLAZE THAT NIGGA :FireBloodRed:
1: your mom got back flipping iguanas drinking apple juice in her living room
2: you farted on bill nye the science guy and he made a video of undiscovered gas
by it you dirty as shit
3: you be capturing crickets and ripping their limbs off nigga u weird like shit
4: you was on on Instagram getting lined up by a cricket with a credit card
5: you got 2 cockroaches playing beyblade beside your bed like shit they were like
3 2 1 let it rip retarded ass nigga
6: your mom started doing BMX tricks on a laundry bag she weird as shit
7: you went to the crusty crabs just to get slap boxed by the secret formula in the
back of your neck you weird like shit
8: your mom's diabolical she be eating snails and slugs in the bathroom her lil
dirty ass
9: you got robbed for 10 thousand V bucks cause you couldn't beat ninja in a build
battle you dumb as shit
10: your auntie goes to the water park just to throw subway sandwiches at people
she weird like shit
11: you slapped your brother in the head because he stole ya lollipop you weird as
shit
12: your grandma was crip walking in the bathroom then she slipped and broke her
back
13: you the only fat nigga i know who can do brawlhalla combos with their titties
you weird as shit
14: you be throwing rocks and pebbles up in the air and catching it with the back
of your neck dumb ass nigga
___________
SUPER FUNNY
-----------
` boy last time you farted you shot yo grandma in the head cuz u though she was GD
` tell me why u was playin 2k21 and you startin shootin very lates cuz yo nigga
jaquavious nutted in yo eye
ì caught this nigga drinkin water out of a lake in minecraft
`Yo Moms a braniac she got an A+ in astrophysics
`Your moms notorious for slappin biggie smalls with a cheese slice
`My nigga i cant take you serious you got jumped for claiming blood when u was a
latin king
`no nigga try again tell me why i caught you wearing a referee shirt to a
bible study thinking you can host a packin session nigga
`nigga i cant take your mom anywhere boy, she went to the back of the mcdonalds and
ordered
a travis scott meal in polish
`that shit was unfunny nigga tell me why i caught you taking the nether portal
hitting the
renegade tryna get to the musium where anthony davis's great grandma died stupid
ass nigga
`you went to a birthday party i caught you playing just fortnite with your 92nd
year old grandpa
àlmost funny except for the fact i caught you jerking off with hand sanitizer
while tryna stay safe from kidney failue my nigga
`bro mar tryna fuck with yo mom and he took a whiff of that pussy and said
"ewwwwww" "picture"
`you built like a blueface freestyle my nigga you off beat as shit boi
èveryone thought they caught big foot my nigga 360 gz made a video giving bigfoot
a haircut and it was yo grandpa my nigga
`Yo mom was locked up in federal prison for attempting second degree murder on
thomas the train my nigga
`Yo grandma got kicked out of a lyric lemonade video cause she kept summoning dead
rappers
`Yo grandma got jumped for playing with a dead body in 64th n king drive oBLOCK
BANG BANG
` This Nigga you woke up and saw juice wrld and thought he came back from the dead
only to find out you got killed
by mar during a home invasion
` I HEAR THE DOUBLE CHIN CLAPPIN THROUGH THE SCREEN NIGGA, I SMACKED YA MOMMA
ASS AND GOT arrested FOR GUNSHOTS U DUMBASS NIGGA
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`nigga tell me why you get ptsd everytime you see a muslim transgender downtistic
girraffe with a afro boy ugulah
nigga
you dumb as fuck
dumb as fuck boy
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talkin bout nigga
nigga
boy
as shit
class with a 37%
nigga
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you dumb as fuck
you dumb as fuck
you ugly as fuck
ass boy
you weird as fuck
you ugly as fuck
nigga
fuck
as fuck
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invisible
boy
about
about
talkin nigga
boy
talkin nigga
boy
shit
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neck like shit boy
dumb ass boy
you dumb as fuck
nigga
poor ass bitch
ass nigga
me nigga
stop talking to me
weird as fuck
talking to me
fuck
as shit

with you
talkin bout
me nigga
talking to me nigga
me bitch
sayin
wrong with you
about
ass boy
is wrong with you
is terrible nigga
as shit
shit
talking to me
you ugly as fuck
to me
as fuck
she weird as fuck
you ugly as shit

shit
as fuck
ugly as shit
family boy
with you
talking about
fix ya house
retarded as fuck
stop talkin
ass boy
dumb ass nigga
food fat ass boy
talking to me boy
as fuck
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you dumb as fuck
bitch ass nigga
pointed at
saying nigga
ugly ass nigga
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saying nigga
ugly ass boy
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You look like a square poodle dumbass nigga fuck is u saying
shut up bitch u was texting yo grandma an u sent her shitty android emojis, lame
ass nigga like shit boy
Bitch ur roblox gf cheated on you with a 9 yr old that niggas name was
"firewolfgamer339" DUMBASS NIGGA
shut yo fatty batty ratty mojo jojo lookin ass up my nigga u was eatig raisins at
the back of the schoolbus
Nigga ur cousin is a nigerian scam marketer oh "let me make a transaction to ur

account" looking ass nigga
Hoe ass nigga fuck is you saying ur dad beats u with LV and bb belts when u fail
art class dumbass nigga
u turned into a fucking car then shot ur grandma with a water pistol like shit
dumbass nigga
u listed to nba youngboy once then ur fucking legs bent backwards by 80 degress
face ass nigga say ur joke
uhhh that was unfunny as shit, run that back faggot, yo nose look like the discord
logo, fat ass hoe ass nigga
Nigga got a squidward nose u dumb as shit weirdo ass nigga sausage nose looking ass
nigga like shit
U swim around in rhinocerous piss when u get lonley dumbass nigga
ur uncle is a major in biting on ankles u fucking bitch ass nigga
U SENT YO DICK PICS TO YO HAMSTER AT 4 AM DUMBASS NIGGA SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP
nigga u got a ripcord tattoo on yo ass cheek
Nigga shut yo fruity ass up u beat having sex in the boys locker room gay ass nigga
i checked ur browser history that shit said "gay sex online" FACE ASS NIGGA SAY YO
PACK
ur packs are ass kid what the fuck nigga, u made a custom e sex discord bot u
retard ass nigga
U are a professional ro gangster on roblox, ur user name is "sniperglockz47" LAME

ASS NIGGA
yo suck on chinchilla nipples on fridays u bum ass nigga
Nigga u eat finger nails when ur all alone u faggot ass nigga what are u saying son
U CANT PACK FOR SHIT NIGGA U HAVE AN ADOPT ME YOUTUBE CHANNEL NIGGA WHAT ARE U
SAYING U STREAM ON SUNDAYS LOOOL
faggot ass nigga u look like hey arnold u fucking long head ass nigga stewie
looking ass nigga
u look like u eat 35 pounds of kangaroo shit weird ass nigga SHUT UP
When u hungry u go outside to kill lizards u bitchass nigga STFU HOE
U bought a mountain lion off of ebay u dumbass nigga
U look like a chimpanzee u faggot ass nigga
u be walking on all for legs u retard
u suck on toes for 2 cents per toe u retard
nigga u smell like gym mats musty ass nigga
u look visually distorted
u got indents in yo chair big body built bitch
nigga yo knees and elbows feel like sandpaper
nigga u got LED light strips in ur toilet u faggot
yo teeth look like cheddar cheese

yo skin feels like stale breadsticks
u got permanant grease stained shirt
nigga u drink orange fanta and eat microchips fat ass nigga
NIGGA GET YO ICE AGE SLOTH LOOKING ASS OUTTA HERE
u flat chested door back built bitch
ur hamster gave u valentines day gift cus u lonely as shit
ur mom cooked horse testicles for ur birthday nasty mf
Dumbass nigga u drew on his teeth wtith a gold crayon thinkin he got grillz, face
ass nigga
ur dad caught u at 3 am beating off to lizard sex in HD weird ass nigga
u chew on laptops when u bored u dumbass nigga
Nigga ya uncle voted for kanye west thinkin that nigga would win u weird ass nigga
what u saying son
cum ina bun cum ina sun, yo granny slap the back of da head wit honey buns black
ass nigga
- STALLING JOKES -
NIGGA U SWING THRU TREES LIKE A MONKEY, TARZAN LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
HAIRY MONKEY LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
YO DAD DRIVES THE BATTLEBUS FROM FORTNITE LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
SMOKIN GRASS LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
EATING TOE NAILS LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
CHEEZIT SMELLIN LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
FAGGOT LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
ANDROID USING LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
U CRIED WHEN XXXTENTACION DIED LIKE A BITCH U DUMBASS NIGGA FUCK IS U SAYING
WATER GUN USIN ASS NIGGA
- RANDOM/CREATIVE SHIT -
My nigga yo grandfather is a professional horse cum taster dumbass nigga
U broke ur left knee while tryna summon a demon face ass nigga
U clogged ur bluesnowball from spittin all over it

nigga u put grape juice in water thinkin u was sippin lean face ass nigga
u bought a fake drank method from an indian seller on twitter weird ass nigga
ur roblox gf broke up with you on my space u faggot shut the fuck up nigga
Nigga opened a pocket demension to have sex with zombies u weirdo ass nigga
u fuck the pigs in minecraft when u horny face ass nigga
ur dad was osama u indian ass nigga
nigga u chew the 7yr old gum under the desks in school u faggot
nigga rlly built like DEE-DEE from dexters laboratory faggot ass nigga
nigga u got a minecraft enderman costume u weirdo ass nigga
u cosplay as transformers when u lonley face ass nigga
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nigga u chew on metal for fun u lame ass nigga shark teeth lookin ass nigga
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u ordered supreme off of china nigga that shit said "Samsung"

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Nigga ur uncle as waiting for u on the bed lik this nigga

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Im really boutta get to flaming on yo ass my nigga tell me why you built like a
retarded drill sargeant that pulled 4 fire alarms and got shot in the thigh 8 times
my nigga.
My nigga dont let me get on yo “not even bob the builder can fix my face” headass
nigga tell me why you pulled down your facemask and someone called you atomic
breath.
Im really on yo shit you dumb ass retarded beetle juice looking ass nigga you look
like jimmy neutron if he drank monster mixed with gfuel my nigga im on yo shit.
My nigga tell me why i found you taking a shit behind your local H-E-B you really
bout dumb ass shit boy tell me why you look like dory from finding nemo im on yo
shit.
Nigga your head looks like a dorito my nigga you got that shit from phineas and
ferb tell me why i saw you beating your meat to dora the explora at the middle of
the night while saying “drop the beat” you dumb ass nigga gothic emo ass nigga.
[Rhyme Pack] Shut up nigga yo name is chase finna leave you in a daze finna have yo
ass in gaze after i destroy yo face.
Shut yo dumb ass up nigga tell me why I indian burned your mom in the ankle and i
had the bitch saying she was indiana jones my nigga you bout nasty ass shit tell me
why i saw you buying faze rug gfuel then washing your face with it nigga.
[Rhyme Pack] Boy you dumb like shit im finna make you do a 360 spin yesterday i saw
you playing with bricks, yesterday your cousin’s dog had you embraced my nigga even
a animal left you in daze you bum ass nigga you really bout dirty ass shit.
Shut up you dumb ass nigga i’ll get on yo shit too my nigga i know you aint trynna
talk back to me nigga I’ll slap your tounge back into your mouth my nigga you
upside down weird body shaped ass nigga. You built like a snowcone wearing a
Yankees jersey my nigga you look like the retarded fro-zone.
Shut the fuck up you nasty ass bitch you think you can pack my nigga let me teach
you who can pack my nigga i’ll really get on yo shit you dumb ass nigga tell me why
you went outside and got a notification and it was your school saying you had the
pacer test my nigga then you went outside to train and started hyperventilating in
the first 7 seconds you weak ass nigga.
[Rhyme Pack] If you think you a troll you aint a funny one my nigga you pack like
shit i’ll throw your dead body in a ditch then imma call your mom a bitch my nigga
you a snitch finna leave you with a stitch.
Shut the fuck up bitch ass nigga your jokes are ass my nigga tell me why you built
like the special ed geico lizard my nigga im on yo bobby shurmda generic special ed
cousin headass my nigga i’ll really get on yo bitch ass my nigga your name is ass
its straight up wack my nigga.
Im on yo shit my nigga you straight up a bitch you a hoe no cap you look like you’d
give a pair of old niggas BJS my nigga you nasty as shitttt im on yo ass nigga.
Nigga yo head so fucking big you had a arguement with jimmy neutron about who had a
bigger head my nigga then he called you a bitch and hit you in the side of your
head with melted cheese nigga.
Shut up my nigga tell me why you went to your grandpa and you said “i prefer dicks
over blicks” you dumb ass nigga im really on yo shit my nigga you fat booger head
shaped ass nigga you dirty as fuck. Tell me why yo momma got covid and shat out a
plastic straw nigga.
You nasty as shit nigga tell me why i found you giving a crackhead a blowjob for 4
and half quarters my nigga you was wearing a spongebob PJ whenever u went to sleep
at 4 AM while playing fortnite arena with -8 points nigga im on yo shit boy.
Shut up nigga tell me why I saw you going to a gumball machine and putting monopoly
money you broke ass butt-chin having ass nigga im on yo shit my nigga you really
nasty as shit i caught you playing tower of hell with hellen keller.
Shut up before i smack you with a stack of cash that you probably dont even have
you lil broke boy im gonna smack you in the back of the head and send you straight
to your death bed weird ass bitch.
Im really about to get on yo shit tell me why i caught yo mom sucking someones dick
in the corner of K-mart for a blue yeti my nigga you dirty as shit i hit you with a
cup of baked beans nigga.
Ok my nigga I may stutter but you look like fucked up butter now im finna get on yo
ass you distorted banana built ass nigga tic-tac deep-throating built ass nigga im
on yo shit you fat chicken neck having ass bitch.
Shut yo ass up my nigga tell me why you went up to your grandpa with PTSD and
showed him cold war and he got paralyzed from WW2 flash-backs my nigga you bout
dirty as fuck nigga.
Shut the fuck up you nasty bitch you nasty as shit you floss your teeth with your
TV cord my nigga you nasty as shit you look like you drink lube and use condoms as
water balloons my nigga.
Shut up bitch you nasty as fuck yesterday I saw you walking around the corner of
Walmart searching for snow-flakes in the summer my nigga you dumb as shit.
Tell me why you added your grandpa on discord and used a soundboard on him nigga
you nasty as shit you tried to loud-mic an autistic racoon my nigga im on yo shit
you fat head ass nigga.
You nasty as shit i saw you flossing your teeth with Ice-Sickles my nigga you nasty
as fuck boy tell me why I saw you drinking listerine to make your breath smell
better nasty ass bitch.
Shut yo dumb ass up bitch tell me why you farted in a bottle and then squeezed it
to smell it my nigga you nasty as fuck boy you went outside to catch lightning in a
bottle and that shit struck your thigh and you started calling yourself Thunder
thighs.
You nasty as shit tell me why I saw you trying to throw up on purpose so that you
could get out of school my nigga then the nurse bitch slapped you with a ice pack
and said hold that shit then she back-hand slapped you in the throat with a cheese
burger fat boy.
Im on yo shit boy tell me why I caught you in beating your meat to a deformed
chicken nugget with then you said you had arachnophobia and sideways slapped the
skull of a spider and it lost 7 legs my nigga you nasty as shit.
My nigga that shit was pure plastic tell me why whenever you play hide and seek you
blend in with the dark my nigga they say you have invisbility powers they be
calling you the fantastic NIGGA-MAN.
Tell me why I caught you mixing cocoa puffs inside a piece of french toast bread my
nigga you nasty as shit i caught yo ass trynna join the AKATSUKI and whenever they
asked what you do you said you give the best BJS in the block my nigga.
Shut up nigga you nasty as shit im really finna get on yo shit I caught you fucking
a sonic plushie you weird ass nigga then you got slapped in the back of the head by
mongraal you nasty ass nigga im on yo shit.
Tell me why everytime you go in the shower you bite your soap to see the different
flavors nasty ass nigga i saw you going outside and you looked at the sun and
thought it was a yellow skittle my nigga im on yo shit boy.
Shut up bitch you made your dog listen to Lil Peep then he started to try to
OverDose my nigga you nasty as fuck you threatened to DDos your teacher because she
gave you homework on a friday night you bum ass nigga.
My nigga tell me why you look like my Ark character my nigga im really gonna get on
yo blocky shaped head ass my nigga you retarded ass bitch you really dirty ass fuck
my nigga tell me why i saw you beating to shark boy and lava girl costumes at Toys
R US nigga.
Im finna get to flaming on yo shit my nigga tell me why I caught you singing little
einsteins rocket ship but the UK drill version my nigga i walked in your room and
you was singing “we’re going on a trip to my favorite paigan strip” you nasty ass
boy.
Shut up nigga tell me why your 4 year old cousin came out of her room and you
started singing “Drop dead gorgeous” Foul ass nigga im on yo shit you thomas the
train body built ass nigga tell me why your head is shaped like an oreo my nigga.
Tell me why your grandpa injected horse piss inside his legs and when i asked him
why he said for horse-power my nigga you bout dirty ass shit you retarded ass nigga
you got fruit-flies as pets my nigga.
You dumb as fuck nigga tell me why you went to a resteraunt and they asked you for
your favorite food and you said leaves and twigs bum ass nigga i caught you playing
twister with your retarded chihuaha nigga.
You got the biggest underwear my nigga you a retarded professional fortnite player
my nigga I saw your grandpa eating waterbottles and he was chasing a mythic
squirrel my nigga.
Shut the fuck up you nasty as nigga i caught you playing spin the bottle with a
gatorade cap my nigga you nasty as shit i saw you playing with racoons in your
tree-house bitch.
Tell me why I saw you listening to travis scott without autotune then you got your
grandma’s voice box and started beat boxing to skrillex you nasty as shit.
Alright my nigga im finna get to baking on yo shit my nigga you nasty as shit boy
tell me why I saw you recycling monster cans to make a AK-47 my nigga i back-hand
slapped you with a cup of whale sperm and you had a juice world moment nasty ass
nigga.
Shut up bitch tell me why you flipped over a chair then sat on each of the legs my
nigga you nasty as fuck boy tell me why i caught you eating expired fritos on a
piece of aluminum foil fat boy.
Shut up my nigga tell me why you looked at the back of Welchs and started
meditating because it said 100 percent concentration my nigga your grandma
overdosed on ethanol my nigga.
Tell me why you were dm advertising a fruit drink my nigga you was going in dms
saying “Cranberry… Every fruit’s best friend!” nasty ass nigga you bout dirty ass
shit my boy.
Bum ass nigga you really dirty ass shit my boy you shower with dirt and swallow
tic-tacs with coke my nigga you dirty ass nigga you eat ant-piles and drink acid my
nigga you dirty as shit.
Alright my nigga you look like bobby shmurda if he was a 3’6 tall midget you nasty
as shit my nigga im really finna i get on yo star-dust snorting ass you fat ass
nigga you retarded as fuck my nigga you gag on your dads 2 millimiter defeater
nigga.
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You beat your meat to BBW midget porn weird ass bitch.
You built like a Kiribati praying Mantis bum ass nigga.
You look like a cambodian robin williams bitch.
Nigga your dad had sex with Denzel Washington bum ass nigga.
Your uncle built like a tiger shark with kidney stones my nigga.
You built like a lynx with arthritis like shit boy.
Nigga yo sister found you starting beef with a snow-ball fat nigga.
Nigga yo grandma found you interpreting a fish hook.
Nigga you eat water bottles whole thirsty ass nigga.
Yo cat named Carson had sex with a bird hybrid my nigga.
You built like a candy wrapper shrugging bum ass nigga.
Your dad built like a grass-hopper with a set of XL tights.
You built like a thorny devil with a heart disease nigga.
Your grandpa look like a retarded New Zealand exotic cricket.
Nigga your lil sister found you fighting with a bead necklace nigga.
You look like a lice with neck high shorts my nigga you nasty as fuck.
You built like a Denmarck knock-off taco burrito my nigga.
You built like a un-healthy vase my nigga you nasty as shit.
Your mom had a voting license and farted out of excitement.
One Punch Man elbowed your grandma in the neck.
Nigga you had a deep conversation with a sideways oreo.
You look like a Mongolian orphan retarded monkey with fleas my nigga.
Your lil sister is built like a redbull bottle with tights and glasses on.
You built like a hammerhead shark with asthma my nigga.

You more deformed than a A Pair Of Peacocks 500 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle.
Your lil brother found you encouraging a sword nigga.
Your mom saw you getting fucked by a bloody excalibur.
Your sister had sex with robin-hood.
You built like a Venezuela Millipede.
Your uncle saw you hijacking a built in tesla.

Your lil brother found you raising a pencil holder.
You rushed the pentagon with built in gucci aluminum foil slides.
You look like a portugal johnny depp.
You dont got any doors in yo house nigga you jump out the windows.
Your grandpa lives in a gay pride aslyum.
You look like a cheerful easter egg nigga.
You built like a half ate chucky cheese pizza.
You look like a fat koala with ebola.
You eat recycled water bottles hungry ass nigga.
You put snickers bars in microwaves weird ass nigga.
You shower with sand from the beach.
Your lil sister built like a retarded cat.
Your big brother looks like a cricket that has NBA Youngboy on loop.
You snort carolina reapers hungry ass nigga.
Your lunch is a habanero flavored gummy bear nigga.
You dont got dressers in your house nigga.
Your grandma look like a greek killer whale.
Your lil sister look like a latvia dragon nigga.
Your dad plays with blind salamanders.
I saw your mom roleplaying as natsu.
Your uncle got the fairy tail symbol tatted on his booty cheek.
You look like a Pakistani Robert Downey Jr.
You look like Messi if he ended up playing golf.

You look like the retarded Cristiano Ronaldo if he played in the WNBA.
Tell me why you look like phineas and ferb’s special ed cousin samantha.
I saw you juggling balls with a 40 Feet long anaconda.
Shut up nigga you look like a distorted renegade raider.
Your grandpa was a lgbtq warrior.
You look like you stop ice-cream trucks to not buy anythin
g.
Your uncle uses coco-melon as a children magnet.
Your lil sister watches gacha heat and beast stars sex.
Shut up nigga your mom got butt fucked by squidward in the chum bucket.
Shut up nigga you catch roaches in a bottle and make them 1on1 fight.
Tell me why your grandma is first place in the Hall of Autism on listing.
You’re known notoriously for slapboxing milfs in your gas station.
KO’s joke section.
IM KO finna make your mom wear a bow then make her choke on your dog's chode you
fat ass niga you dirty as shit my boy your mic runs 2 HZ my nigga you nasty as shit
your face is fabricated your dads a strange crackhead his brain is smaller than a
miniature stage my nigga you nasty as shit boy im finna get yo packing on you dum
ass crackhead ass nigga you dumb as shit my boy your cousin looks like a retarded
ferb my nigga im on yo shit crackhead boy say a pack.
Shut up nigga you ate your moms booty cheeks and got herpes on your lips my nigga
you nasty as shit i saw you standing in an oblique direction pointing to the north
but actually u pointed to the south at 180- degrees but it was hot so you put on a
puffy jacket then it got cold and u put on a tanktop.
No cap No kizzy i gave your mom my glizzy now im really boutta get to flaming and
dazing and leaving in gazing and gaming in your moms sony nintendo imma leave that
bitch with a ripped tendon you ugly ass boy you nasty big ass nose having boy weird
body shaped having boy weird gay pride having boy.
I got your mom investigating about disintegrating a gate so that she could catch
some bait but her rate was hella gay then she changed her name to gabe she called
your cousin babe bum ass nigga you dirty as shit rhinoceros horn shaped ass nigga.
I caught your disabled grandma fighting Conor McGregor in the pentagon my nigga you
dirty as shit boy you shower with dirt you smell like your grandma’s old over-used
sweating shirt you bum ass nigga im really getting on yo shit my boy.
You dirty as shit your mom is a witch that bitch discord server got wizzed by a
nigga named nick who likes to touch your dad’s dick my nigga you nasty as shit my
boy you snort washing powder to clean your nostrils you dirty ass long chin ass
nigga you wear raincoats in sunny days.
TELL ME WHY I CAUGHT YOU TRYING TO GO THE GAS STATION TO BUY CHIPS WITH COUNTERFEIT
MONOPOLY MONEY NIGGA IM REALLY BOUTTA GET TO THE PACKING AND STACKING AND ACTING ON
YO FAT ASS MY NIGGA TELL ME WHY YOU JUMPED OVER A 80 FEET BOULDER JUST TO FALL AND
BREAK YOUR HEAD NASTY ASS NIGGA YOU UGLY LIKE SHIT IM FINNA MAKE YOU DO A 360 SPIN
YOU UGLY ASS NIGGAAAA. YOU DIRTY AS SHIT BOY YOU SHOWER WITH DIRT AND BRUSH YOUR
TEETH WITH YOUR GRANDMA’S MINIMIZED SKIRT YOU NASTY ASS NIGGA YOU SWEAT GREASE YOU
FAT DYKE PUSSY ASS NIGGA YOU DIRTY AS SHIT MY BOY, IM REALLY FLAMING YO FAT ASS
YOU NASTY BITCH YOU UGLY AS FUCK, YOU SO LONELY YOU HAVE TO SAY BLOODY MARY IN THE
MIRROR 3 TIMES JUST TO HAVE A BITCH TO TALK TO BITCH ASS FUCK NIGGA.
You teach canadian stick bugs to play block ops 2 to help you complete the easter
toe nails and cheetah cells.
you probably smoke pixel dust and fake being high fuck is wrong with you, you dont
even use dry off towels to dry yourself off you just turn yo heater on and call it
a day you bout dumb as shit you dont even use lights in yo house you just grab
magnifying glasses and angle them perfectly to the sun and aim it to whatever you
tryna look at you dumb as shit you dont even use pillows to sleep at night you use
picture frames with plastic bags over them as pillows you poor as shit fuck is
wrong with you you probably went on national TV just to tell the world he stole his
moms chicken wings 13 years ago from Windys and you probably dont even drink water
you drink that new thick ass water that make yo throat feel like sand paper you
bout stupid as shit and yo momma played the game oblivion and got bitch slapped the
3rd NPC she interracted with for being below level 3 my nigga you dumb as shit you
eat lollipops like you eating hot dogs you gay ass nigga you put chargers in yo ass
hole to regain energy my nigga you dumb as shit on god you are and yo momma built
like an air freshiner you bout stupid as shit nigga made a DIY Ben 10 Watch and
started lookin like Godzilla nigga started lookin like R2D2 from Star Wars nigga
look like Death from The Seventh Seal lookin like The Balloon from The Red Balloon
nigga lookin like the Shark from Jaws nigga lookin like the monster from
Frankenstein nigga you ugly as shit and yo hairline built like a 4 year olds
drawing you bout ugly as shit on god you are nigga playing red light green light
with autistic lady bugs on god you do you be snorting weed like its crack you bout
stupid as shit on god you do you walk with yo ankles and you hand stand with yo
left nipple hairs and you so cross eyed that when you cry yo tears run upwards you
ironic ass nigga.
yo broke ass eat lunchables chips and dip for dinner everyday nigga you got scammed
for a 50$ amazon gift card by a nigga named yao mein smelly ASS nigga
nigga i caught yo ass tryna beatbox a walrus yo smelly nigga ill cook the shit
outta yo ass
table fatass nigga
yo ass play with an ouija board and thought yo ass was summoning demons.
vbucks.
ass nigga.
named humphrey that nigga said you built like a japanese walnut.
your pet day smelly nigga.
nigga.
scented febreeze taped on the back of ya head.
nigga i swiped a himalayan salt lamp across the back of ya neck and yo dumbass said
"credit or debit" in a untalented unimaginable robot voice you smelly ass nigga.
the krabby patty formula fatass nigga.
i slapped yo momma upside the head at 2 am with a roll of paper towels that bitch
some time"
you were astonimeshed because mario was there ready to smack you upside thehead
with a coopa troopa.
juice on ya moms feet while she was asleep and when she woke up you know what she
did? she hit you in the back of the head with a expired cherry flavored capri sun.
that astonished every nigga in yo classroom.
tackling the statue of liberty for fun.
microwave that nasty bitch said it adds a little bit of seasoning.
professional frisbee eater nasty ass nigga.
to T.P ant hills you bummy weird ass nigga.
cockroaches like shit nigga.
you smelly ass nigga.
ass nigga ill get to cooking on yo anorexic autistic ass.
whiteboard like shit nigga.
nigga.
special ed xbox 360 built ass nigga.
the national anthem you fatass nigga.
slapped you upside the head with a beanbag.
hamburger grease under yo titties you oreo licking bitch.
signs repping the tooth fairy ugly ass nigga.
mcdonalds and got jumped by two renegade raiders you ugly ass niggas.
cough syrup you nasty bitch.
nigga you nasty as shit.
cuisine built ass nigga.
nigga you pulled up to the bowling alley and started slapboxing a chinese bear
because he stole you fries you fatass oreo licking ass nigga.
ass nigga.
forgot newtons laws of physics you ugly ass nigga.
mom back built like a skittles box ugly ass nigga.
piece of hair sticking up like alfalfa you ugly ass nigga.
interdimensional lobster with 3 eyes you weird ass nigga.
prarie dog with scoliosis you weird body bitch.
because you had a pack of twinkies in yo anal cavity you weird ass nigga.
pouring soy sauce on yo titties weird ass nigga you weird as shit.
meat with conditioner you smelly ass nigga.
of the head with a bottle of milk you uglyass nigga.
upside the head with a rubber duck you smelly ass nigga ill cook the shit outta
you.
anylumps of brocolli you weird ass nigga im on yo shit now boy.
legs you weird ass nigga.
ass started humming the pink panther theme song you weird ass nigga.
nigga.
the minions from despicable me you ugly ass nigga.
a old spice can because you was caught adding naughty to "sugar, spice, and
everything nice" yo ass got the whole powerpuff girlsshow canceled you nasty ass
nigga.
nigga
got 3 nipples you ugly ass nigga.
pop smoke she walked outside wit a watergun "i got it on me".
alaskan bull worms like shit nigga shut yo dumbass up you smelly ass nigga.
iranian dung beetle mating call you dumbass nigga.
barnacles nigga you dumb as hell boy on my momma im cooking the shit outta you.
bitch ass up.
you got so bedazzled you said "BOWOW" ugly ass nigga.
ass nigga im on yo chrome nigga you built like a chinese acorn LOL.
the head wit a flinstone gummi and yo ass said "im the coochie man".
NIGGA.
instead of soccer you built ass nigga.
repeating the redbull slogan "redbull give you wiiiiings".
electro shuffle on yo elbows nigga you had to file a restraining order on icarly
because she kept throwing up the disney logo wit her fingers.
be collecting liscensce plates in her basements bitch say a joke.
head by a emo bitch monster energy gun fatass nigga.
thing upside dowwn"
a slimy slug.
dumbass nigga.
nigga
ass playing uno on a turtle shell dumbass nigga.
dumbass nigga "chops out minimere blop blop".
house and lick their keycaps.
starts tackling the line backers from plants vs zombies.
family reunion
"dum dumm dum dum dum dadada dum dum".
chicken boy "bawkbawkbawk" ugly ass.
when you connected to their wifi you weird as shit.
when mr. crabs jumped you for not eating a krabby patty.
basketball practice in converses dumbass nigga.
boy.
you got worms doing the moonwalk on yo eyebrows you dumbass nigga.
have boxing matches with your bedbugs nigga your weird like shit.
nigga.
boy i caught yo ass putting vaseline all over your body and sliding around your
house trying to be a slug you weird as hell.
you shove dum dums up yo ass for fun you nasty neck ass nigga.
day dumbass nigga.
even bitch you got a five head built like ursula from the little.
obese body bitch.
i caught you lickin dorito crumbs off the homeless shelter floor dirty bitch you
look like a booty scratching T-Rex Critacious period looking ass i caught yo momma
swinging from tree to tree tarzan neckass boi
out of discord u trifling ass bitch.
My tummy hurt ass nigga,”Thank you come again!" ass nigga,We serve our costumers
with a smile ass nigga,rack city ass nigga,Join tha dark side ass nigga,baby got
back ass nigga,brady bunch ass nigga,scooby doo ass nigga,loggin into zoom class
ass nigga,easy bake oven ass nigga,lemon pepper seasonin' ass nigga,poptart eatin'
ass nigga,Its muffin time ass nigga,Dont touch my koolaid ass nigga,wannabe
jamaican ass hoe,oink oink ass nigga,Pick my cotton! ass nigga,ol "tag your it" ass
nigga,ol "bounce it on beat" ass nigga,gobble me,swallow me ass nigga,tha hash
slinging slasher ass nigga, ol stomp tha yard ass nigga,ol camp rock ass nigga,ol
Sofiaaa tha first ass nigga,Disney jr, where tha magic begins! ass nigga, Prison
break ass nigga,ol single ladies ass nigga,salted french fry ass nigga,slim jim
built ass nigga,taste tha rainbow ass nigga,"you said they’re selling chocolate?"
ass nigga,buy one get one free ass nigga,T-rex on foot ass nigga,”you've got a
friend in me!” head ass nigga.
printer boy just so
you could use him to complete the easteregg on the Moon map on Black Ops 3 Zombies
nigga you ugly
as shit
barbecuing jello in that
shit with sprinkles on top boy you ugly as fuck
one of yo amazon
basics kids storage organizer bins boy you nasty as fuck
the hick-ups
boy you ugly as fuck stop talkin to me
malfunctions whenever
someone steps on yo balcony boy you dumb as fuck stop talkin nigga
in Wonderland and
Queen Amidala from Star Wars tried to sexually seduce you cuz she wanted to make
an amateur porno
with you nigga you weird as fuck
nigga you stupid as
fuck boy that's why you're best friends with a spat out piece of gum because you
believed it was the real
life version of Kirby nigga you stupid as shit
a TI-84 calculator
if she did it so she could conquor the world dumb ass nigga yo mom created the
letter O because she
saw the moon and started meditating dumb ass nigga she fell into sleep paralysis,
and her sleep paralysis
demon was a water battle, with the top off bitch ass boi fuck is you saying nigga
you are a legendary
that's why yo Auntie know
the secret art of Spinjitsu, her ass can jump up in the air, kill 800 niggas, and
fall back to the ground in
0.0004 seconds nigga yo auntie scary as shit fuck is you saying that's why yo
granddad got
assassinated by a poisonous venus fly trap in south dekota on top of a Ice Cream
truck while
he was charging his chakra dumb ass nigga yo great grandma created basketball,
because she
you stupid as fuck
that's why yo granddad is an experienced agar.io player and he solotricked Donald
Trump and gained
439,543 mass and started giving away all his mass to everyone in the game with a
number in they name
dumb ass nigga yo mom was on a airplane, and she banged her head against the glass,
broke
the window, jumped out, and landed on a trampoline and she bounced back up to the
airplane,
sat down, and pulled out a toolbox, and started fixing the airplane dumb ass nigga
you stupid as
fuck, fuck is you saying nigga you are horrible nigga yo granddad is the best space
conservationist
in the world nigga he made 84 couches, fit inside of a bathroom dumb ass nigga fuck
is you saying nigga
you retarded as fuck yo girlfriend is Sakura so she beats the shit out of you
whenever you don't
acknowledge her dumb ass nigga boy fuck is you saying nigga you quit gaming, becuz
that nigga
YBN Nahmir, gave yo mom a cheeseburger, you saw that shit ain't have no meat on
that shit, yo ass
awakened yo sharingan and put that nigga into Sleep Paralysis, dumb ass nigga boy
you ugly as fuck, yo grandma 360 noscoped Ninja and Tfue ina fortnite prelobby
match on accident, and he banned her account for allegid stream sniping bitch ass
nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom was twerking her ass on top of the london
bridge, just so she could make niggas throw nickels at her, and when she saw the
nickels ain't have Theodore Rosevelts face on it, she strated panicing, her ass
realized she wasn't in the same Country no more dumb ass nigga you retarded as
fuck, im on yo ass now nigga you own a gold fish and a alligator, and yo fish ate
yo alligator and transformed into a BeyBlade dumb ass nigga because little did you
know, that was nemo from finding nemo bitch ass nigga you stupid as fuck, on yo ass
for real nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom got a bottle of dioxyribo nucleic
acid, sitting on the top of her chimney, and whenever it comes in contact with
steam, it spawns satan dumb ass nigga, yo mom is a top tier architect, she created
the london bridge dumb ass nigga
flavoured cake for
Gordon Ramsey and he bitch slapped her with a dirty spatula boy you ugly as fuck
times after
you say something nigga your now known as the dungeon packer boy you ugly as fuck
rainbow
were ugly nigga you stupid as fuck boy
caught you
beat boxing with watery kool-aid and cheeto crumbs in yo mouth boy you talented as
fuck nigga
because his
fans were mad at you boy fuck is you sayin
make a
gallon of Kool-Aid nigga and whenever you drink one gulp of that shit you instantly
get cavities boy
fuck is you talkin bout
started
hopping from chimney to chimney like she was santa nigga fuck is you sayin
and forth
thinking you was accelerating nigga you dumb as shit
gave you a plus
15 strength attribute nigga fuck is you talkin bout
virginia eating rat soup
in a pawn shop nigga you ugly as shit
computer
because there was a grain of rice in the Potato chips nigga you ugly as shit
did a face-cam
because you was ugly as shit
always
lonely at night nigga fuck is you talkin bout
school-bus so
he recorded you with a Black and White Vintage Camera and got you expelled from
school nigga
you dumb as shit
you got a special disease called symtheticalism nigga that shit makes every red
morning,
in yo body dumb ass
nigga
as shit
you ugly as fuck
ugly as fuck
shit
shit
genius nigga
ahh
pokemon nigga
yo TV boy
saying
god im not
fuck is you sayin
you dumb as fuck
dumb as fuck boy
fuck
talkin bout nigga
swing boy
shit nigga
there boy
damage boy
weak as shit boy
nigga
boy
as shit
class with a 37%
nigga
nigga
you dumb as fuck
you dumb as fuck
you ugly as fuck
ass boy
you weird as fuck
you ugly as fuck
nigga
fuck
as fuck
fuck

invisible
boy
about
about
talkin nigga
boy
talkin nigga
boy
shit
fuck
neck like shit boy
dumb ass boy
you dumb as fuck
nigga
poor ass bitch
ass nigga
me nigga
stop talking to me
weird as fuck
talking to me
fuck
as shit

with you
talkin bout
me nigga
talking to me nigga
me bitch
sayin
wrong with you
about
ass boy
is wrong with you
is terrible nigga
as shit
talking to me
you ugly as fuck
to me
as fuck
she weird as fuck
you ugly as shit

shit
as fuck
ugly as shit
family boy
with you
talking about
fix ya house
retarded as fuck
stop talkin
ass boy
dumb ass nigga
food fat ass boy
talking to me boy
as fuck
as fuck
fuck
you dumb as fuck
bitch ass nigga
pointed at
saying nigga
ugly ass nigga
boy
saying nigga
ugly ass boy
fuck boi
1. that shit was concerningly unfunny nigga yo ass got banned from hogwarts for
water bending teriyaki chicken sauce you lame as hell
2. boy hell nah they call you the booty bandit of cell 9-1 you make yo inmates do
thick booty checks by 9 am sharp dumb ass nigga
3. nigga noo yo barber edge you up with the book of trials and tribulations nigga
you bout ugly as shit
4. nman that shit was still lame you play sword fighting games with magnetic
rainbow dragon dildos you lame as hell
5. nobody laughed bruh you was on the cover of nba jam 2003 edition crossin up shaq
in some louis vuitton skechers boy you lame as fuck
6. yo ass thought you was a medieval knight of korgoth nigga you was using yo
toshiba laptop as a shield to block attacks lame ass boy
7. no no no my nigga yo granny was trying to crip walk with a metal plate in her
hip like shit lame ass boy
8. nigga before you go to sleep you make angry bird noises talking about soume
HRUAUAUUAUAUAH lame ass nigga what you sayin
9. that shit was ass you was using soysauce to summon a pakistanian cockroach demon
boy you lame as hell
10. boy hell nah your aunties name is holly gideon that bitch is known for
headbuttin snappin turtles like shit nigga you out bad
11. boy hell nah yo ass was on dateline nbc talking about some "are you really from
63rd" lame ass nigga what you mean
12. nigga you dont got any hot water you got to put a cup of cold water in a
microwave like shit you bum ass nigga
13. boy yo ass gotta slapbox the roaches in yo cabinet just to get your own food
you homeless bitch
14. nigga you was remixing lil wayne music and turned it into a ghetto gospel like
shit you weird bitch dont talk to me
15. you make dubstep remixes out of hentai and call it the digital horny chronicles
you weird ass nigga
16. nope nigga yo ass bought pornhub premium just to beat ya meat to ya granny you
alabama ass nigga
17. that shit was ass nigga you ass became the top isis for blowing up a school
with a boogie bomb you dumb bitch
18. that was terrible you learned the secret are of playing a violin with your
tiddies weird ass nigga
19. boy no yo ass came up with a virus called the pdf demon and it sendS everybody
chris browns ass pics you bout dirty as shit
20. not funny nigga you print 3d figures of yourself and posted a picture with them
saying 'look at me and the gang!" dumb ass nigga
21. that shit was so unfunny niggas call you tyrone the terrible you was 360
noscoping niggas with your nut you weird ass nigga
22. nope boy you was in a beatboxing competition with jesus and caught a asthma
attack fat ass nigga
23. still not funny you was on the 911 plane dancing to gucci mane ugly ass nigga
what you sayin
24. nope that shit was ass you got pulled over for speeding and you showed the
officer a krabby patty formula ugly ass nigga what you sayin?
25 never say that again nigga you got suspended from your karate dojo for using
dildos as nunchucks
26. you so lame bruh you was in the middle of o block sellin Chameleon skin to kids
weird ass boy dont say shit to me
27. boy hell nah your the best pencil sharpener in the world yo ass sharpen pencils
with the gap in ya teeth
30. boy that shit was terrible you gave yall ballsack a whole taper fade and
slapped that shit talking about some "i like ya cut g"
31. nope nigga yo momma beat you with fendi extension cords
32. nigga that was terrible you was playing wii sports resort with roach antennas
you broke ass boy what you sayin
33. boy hell nah yo ass went on roblox and made a 32 track chris brown RNB song to
express your love to your roblox girlfriend you cringe ass nigga
34. nah nigga thats why your mom disowned you because she walked in your room and
she saw you on all fours in perfect harmony with the crickets outside you ugly ass
nigga
35. boy no that shit was garbage you turned the bass all the way up in your car and
used it as a Professional Butt Massager fat ass nigga
36. nigga you about weird as hell you do a whole brawlhalla combo just to whipe
your ass cheeks talking about some up down right right left down ugly ass nigga
shut up talking to me
37. boy you lonely like shit yo ass was dating your roblox girlfriend for 5 years
met the bitch in real life and she ended up being your mom you out bad
38. boy no you was roleplaying with your sphagetti acting like a rockstar back in
the 80s you dumb ass nigga quit talking to me
39. so i guess were not gonna talk about when you were beating boxing with the
cockroaches on your washer machine? weird ass nigga
40. yo pipe down because yo granny was upstairs dancing talking about some "WOO
WEDNESDAY WOOHOOO" lame ass nigga she about to meet the woo in 2 weeks
41. still not funny nigga you gotta turn on your microwave for a stronger wifi
connection nigga you garbage
42. no nigga yo ass is a triple duper decker OG gangbanger of roblox my nigga you
are known as the notorious meepcity crip nasty ass nigga
42. that was terrible yo barber edge you up with a saints row 4 dubstep gun like
shit you dumbass nigga you garbage.
43. man you so trash bro you got john cena tattoed on tattooed on ya ass cheeck and
put your grandpa in a wrestlemania smackdown
44. boy you are the biggest NBA Youngboy fan on earth yo barber asked you what you
wanted yo ass started talking about some ROUUUUND AND ROUUUND. ROUUND AND ROUUUUND!
weird ass boy you lame as hell.
45. no not again nigga you got banned from the local zoo because yo ass put a
alligator in a forbidden australian choke hold boy you strong as hell
46. nah nigga yo uncle leroy got a special role as the cyber karate crackhead in
cyberpunk 2077 yall both ugly as shit
47. no that was lame too boy yo ass cancelled your birthday party because the dj
didnt play exclusive lakewood church music boy you dumb as fuck
48. still not funny yo granny got arrested bc that bitch was on the corner selling
HEB pepto bismo like shit you lame ass nigga
49. nigga you weird as hell you look like a secret downsyndrome monster from
gravity falls nigga you lame as fuck
50. no boy you look like a dark skin liu kang from wakanda like shit over there
karate kickin niggas in tiger print gucci slides dumb ass boy dont say shit to me
51. fuck up nigga your uk ass goes like "oh mate i ate me bake beans for breaky i
gotta let out the gass" fat ass lame bitch
latin king
ordered
hitting the
ass nigga
year old grandpa
"ewwwwww" "picture"
rappers
BANG BANG
nigga
you dumb as fuck
dumb as fuck boy
fuck
talkin bout nigga
nigga
boy
as shit
class with a 37%
nigga
nigga
you dumb as fuck
you dumb as fuck
you ugly as fuck
ass boy
you weird as fuck
you ugly as fuck
nigga
fuck
as fuck
fuck

invisible
boy
about
about
talkin nigga
boy
talkin nigga
boy
shit
fuck
neck like shit boy
dumb ass boy
you dumb as fuck
nigga
poor ass bitch
ass nigga
me nigga
stop talking to me
weird as fuck
talking to me
fuck
as shit

with you
talkin bout
me nigga
talking to me nigga
me bitch
sayin
wrong with you
about
ass boy
is wrong with you
is terrible nigga
as shit
shit
talking to me
you ugly as fuck
to me
as fuck
she weird as fuck
you ugly as shit
shit
as fuck
ugly as shit
family boy
with you
talking about
fix ya house
retarded as fuck
stop talkin
ass boy
dumb ass nigga
food fat ass boy
talking to me boy
as fuck
as fuck
fuck
you dumb as fuck
bitch ass nigga
pointed at
saying nigga
ugly ass nigga
boy
saying nigga
ugly ass boy
fuck boi
no boy you had a enchantment table in your backyard i walked out side and you had
arthritis on your finger tips you tryed
to makle your left ankle have fire proteccion and sharpnesss 5 boy
no boy your great grandmother was in niagara falls boy she ment donzo and started
bitting his left toe nail boy
no boy you were at niagara falls building a popsicle just to throw it in the
minecraft void
no boy you had a kunai in your left pocket you pulled it out bc you saw narout
hanged from a vine then he got knocked on the top of the head with a coconut boy
no boy your grandmother was in the mist village and she ment donzo and she did a
backflip and donzo got hypnotized and started bitting her left eye socket off boy
no boy your the only person i know who has super sonic abilities were they could
shoot pentagrams out of there nipples fat fuck ass nigga
. no boy i reached inside of your great grand mother booty hole cavities and i
pulled out all 8 of the legendary Pokémons and i summed charizard on the spot and
made her erase my Memory boyyy
. ass like fuck, you woke up and put on your ape stepper 2000's and then took a
screen shot of your mom taking a shit with mario judah
. no boy your great grand mother be hitting heads for no reason
. no boy your great grand mother can porefessionally sallow toxic waste with no
hesitation boyy
. no boy you get angrey every time bc your right ankle is transpaerent when you
sleep it glows in the dark and lil uzi very got mad at you for that bc you coppied
his style boyy
. no boy your the only person i know who dm'ed edp and told him move to mexico and
change his name to earn those pesos boyyyy
. no boy you have spanish letter in your name that means transformer bc when you
were 3 years old your great grand mother came in your room and started sexual
harassing you with her toe nail for no reason
. no boy you got mad at your great grand mother bc she deleted your ripcord so you
hit her with a blade blade and she started dancing for no reason
. no boy thats why you have fl studio installed in your left ankle and every time
you rub your nipples 5 times it gives you a new Yu-Gi-Oh card boyy
. no boy your great grand mother saying satanic rituals out of her left earlob for
no reason
. no boy your great grand mother was shooting satanic pentagrams at the tips of her
left earlop no reason boyy
. no boy your great grandmother was giving people arbic accients on accident
. no boy you be kick flipping toyota camry exhaust pipes for no reason boyyyyy
. no boy you be having beat boxxing battles underwater with a cookie in your booty
hole boy
. no boy every march you be scuba dive but naked with a plug in your booty hole
and you be looking for cords to involve into a specical need fish boyy
. no boy your great grand mother got roachs playing soccer with your but checks
every friday
. no boy your great grandmother does titanic spells for magic powers to where she
could shoot laser beams out of here booty hole
. no boy your like jonny test with those long legs there built like totem poles boy
jonny teleported to china town boy and he met a Olympic Long Jumper in a Brazilian
kickboxing outfit
. no boy you be dapping your zoom teacher bc you dont want her to inject red blood
cells in your pokemon server
. no boy you were enjected your red blood cells in a gareo server and you lost all
your tools boy
. no boy you used joney test sisters secret antidote to turn you back to a human bc
you got mad at him bc he transformed into a rabbet and hopped in your left pocket
and stole 48228 dolars of bungiee gum boyyyy
. no boy beat boy transformed into a rat and hopped in your left pocket and stole
all your money you were saving to buy the new bungie gum and you got mad at him for
that so you stole his red blood cells boy
. no boy your great grand mother was chassing a rat threw the tropical rain forest
in china town and you got attacked by people with marshmello on there fingers tips
and they broke your left kneecap and you were crip walkng back to your cave boyy
. no boy your great grand mother is a uchiha you she be summoning sprits and
boyy1. Your mother was in a temple on a hill and all the lights started turning
off but when she turned around she saw her sleep paralysis demon twerking
. no boy you ran out the store into your school bus and drove right into a
lampost you called 445 for they cant tow your car boy and then man who was towing
your car was your gym teacher boy he made you do 8221 jumping jacks to make up the
days you messed class to smoke in the bathroom stalls
. no boy a roach was securely teaching you how to speak spanish when you was in
zoom class then the roach bit you in your left collar bone boy then it went num boy
. no boy you ate your great grandmother heart pills boy then your left ankle went
num boy you had to call 333 for they can recover your red blood cells in your left
collar bone
. no boy your dad ment donzo in the mist village he was bitting his left ankle boy
with a kunai in his left pocket boy
. no boy your great grand mother had a 7.0 gpa for 16 years and you found out he
was failing his gym class so you beat him up with your kneecap boy then he got
arthits on his finger tips boy
. no boy you dropped the docmentary autobiography discombobulated philosophicalthe
dislcated chronicals gorila boy and he got hella mad bc he could not leak the
newset playboi carti music boyy
. no boy you be leaking palyboi carti music off of a ipod touch boy your the best
leaker 2021
. no like shit boy you have discombobulated philosophical roach with depression
and he was looking threw your window viciously and hypnotised your elbows to
dislocate boy
. Staring you down viciously threw your window but he was secretly hypnotizing you
so he could steal your elbows and put them on other parts of your body
bc his uber eats did not get on time so he sliced his nipples off with a Tony
hawks premium pony slayer screw driver then tony hawk with a screwdriver on his
left ear sucked on the blood out of him like a Vampire boy
. no boy you have a astrophysics discombobulated dislocated monkey and he got
hella mad bc he could not redeem his subway coupon so he sliced his nipples off
with Tony hawks premium pony slayer screw driver then a bisexual ronin infiltrated
your nightmares and stole all the red blood cells in your brain with the edge of
his skittle dipped katana
. no boy you have a path a logical kangaroo and he got hella mad bc did not pass
the nasa employe test so he sliced his limbs off then travis scott with a
screwdriver on his left ear said want a free walmart cart
. your grandmamother be spreading people indian accents on accident boy(edited)
. no boy your a soccer goalie with no hands and you be using telekinesis to move
the ball in your hands
. a roach was looking throw your window viciously and secretly hypnotizing to
dislocate boy
. no boy you you have a path a logical geophysics monkey and he got hella mad bc he
could not reedem his online target coupon so he dislocated his necaps then used
telekinesis to relocate them boy
bc his uber eats did not get on time so he sliced his nipples off with a Fallen
Ronin Samurai Sword then tony hawk with a screwdriver on his left ear sucked on the
blood out of him like a Vampire boy(edited)
. you have a path a logical monkey and he solved the covid 19 vaccine with dababy
on a 50 inch samsung smart tv boy
What boy A rabbit was looking threw your window viciously and hypnotist your
elbows to fall off
u got a discombobulated grandma who sells belly button hairs to Indian kids with
autism
U got a discombobulated eye that falls out every time u blink
nigga what u got a balloon attached to your house and it started flying in the air
like shit and then all the leafs on top of your house got a brain decease from the
air pollution connected to your left knee cap boy
Fuck boy u got a weird disfunctionality say that in front of your sentences I just
made
you have discombobulated tokyo drift monkey and he was playing the fortnite theme
song and you you sliced his necap open with a fallen ronin samurai sword then the
monkey was looking therw window and he dislocated your elbows boy
you have a koala with autism so he tried drawing on ur 50 inch forehead explaining
the paremetric theory
yo fatass got depressed over loosing a clash of clan raid so u tried to hang
urself with ur bedsheets
shut ur dirty dumbass up yo grandma had a stroke and you leaned over and yelled
GET LOUD GRANDMA CMON! dirty dyslexic monkey
Yo fatass ate a rubber man toy and yelled at the top of ur lungs GUM GUM CANNON!
you have a path a logical monkey and he got hella mad bc he could not redeem his
coupon online so he tried to hang him self with a bikini bottom shirt boy
marski got mad at you bc you were e sleeping with mourn so marski sliced mourns
ear drums out with bleachs sword then tony hawk with a screwdriver on his left ear
said want a free mcdonalds coupon boy
you have a geopsychics monkey and he got hella mad bc his knecap got disslocated
so he did a mortal kombat combos on his mother boy
no boy your great grand mother is a uchiha you she be summoning sprits and
boyy
. Boy that shut was unfunny as hell nigga ur grandmother is the thunder clapper
nigga everytime she assclaps against her transgender skittle packets it makes the
sound of thunder and lighting "KA BOOM" STUPID ASS NIGGA
Nigga im finna get to the packing on you now son your name is horro fat neck ass
nigga get yo "GOLDFISH THE SNACK THE SMILES BACK!" DUMBASS ASS
yo ass is notoriously known for slapboxing squirrels outside of yo orthodontist
office you weird ass nigga
nigga you got scammed for a 50$ amazon gift card by a nigga named yao mein smelly
nigga
outta yo ass
table fatass nigga
vbucks
ass nigga
your pet day smelly nigga
nigga
scented febreeze taped on the back of ya head
nigga i swiped a himalayan salt lamp across the back of ya neck and yo dumbass
said "credit or debit" in a untalented unimaginable robot voice you smelly ass
nigga
some time"
a coopa troopa
capri sun
nigga
ass nigga
nigga
nigga
bitch ass up
NIGGA
thing upside dowwn"
a slimy slug
dumbass nigga
nigga
family reunion
boy
nigga
day dumbass nigga
morning,
in yo body dumb ass
nigga
as shit
you ugly as fuck
ugly as fuck
shit
shit
genius nigga
ahh
pokemon nigga
yo TV boy
saying
god im not
fuck is you sayin
you dumb as fuck
dumb as fuck boy
fuck
talkin bout nigga
swing boy
shit nigga
there boy
damage boy
weak as shit boy
nigga
boy
as shit
class with a 37%
nigga
nigga
you dumb as fuck
you dumb as fuck
you ugly as fuck
ass boy
you weird as fuck
you ugly as fuck
nigga
fuck
as fuck
fuck

invisible
boy
about
about
talkin nigga
boy
talkin nigga
boy
shit
fuck
neck like shit boy
dumb ass boy
you dumb as fuck
nigga
poor ass bitch
ass nigga
me nigga
stop talking to me
weird as fuck
talking to me
fuck
as shit

with you
talkin bout
me nigga
talking to me nigga
me bitch
sayin
wrong with you
about
ass boy
is wrong with you
is terrible nigga
as shit
talking to me
you ugly as fuck
to me
as fuck
she weird as fuck
you ugly as shit

shit
as fuck
ugly as shit
family boy
with you
talking about
fix ya house
retarded as fuck
stop talkin
ass boy
dumb ass nigga
food fat ass boy
talking to me boy
as fuck
as fuck
fuck
you dumb as fuck
bitch ass nigga
pointed at
saying nigga
ugly ass nigga
boy
saying nigga
ugly ass boy
fuck boi
|| FLAME THA NIGGA ||
I called you an idiot in a discord vc and yo grandmother sent me a text asking if I

wanted to meet God
the head
order something
you ugly like shit
lockers boy
speed dial
Yo dog got sponsored by Gfuel nigga
special needs class
VR
Yo grandma force choked a grocery store clerk
wrist
me sign language
mic up on discord
did a trickshot boy

Jellyfish jam boy
face nigga
lil nasty ass nigga
up pussy
nigga
wall" nigga
My man got packed
Boy u dumb as hell
you ugly like shit
dirty ass
she weird like shit
shit
back
you weird as shit
___________
SUPER FUNNY
-----------
latin king
ordered
hitting the
ass nigga
year old grandpa
"ewwwwww" "picture"
rappers
BANG BANG
___________
Almost FUNNY
-----------
`nigga tell me why you get ptsd everytime you see a muslim transgender downtistic
girraffe with a afro boy ugulah
nigga
you dumb as fuck
dumb as fuck boy
fuck
talkin bout nigga
nigga
boy
as shit
class with a 37%
nigga
nigga
you dumb as fuck
you dumb as fuck
you ugly as fuck
ass boy
you weird as fuck
you ugly as fuck
nigga
fuck
as fuck
fuck

invisible
boy
about
about
talkin nigga
boy
talkin nigga
boy
shit
fuck
neck like shit boy
dumb ass boy
you dumb as fuck
nigga
poor ass bitch
ass nigga
me nigga
stop talking to me
weird as fuck
talking to me
fuck
as shit

with you
talkin bout
me nigga
talking to me nigga
me bitch
sayin
wrong with you
about
ass boy
is wrong with you
is terrible nigga
as shit
shit
talking to me
you ugly as fuck
to me
as fuck
she weird as fuck
you ugly as shit
shit
as fuck
ugly as shit
family boy
with you
talking about
fix ya house
retarded as fuck
stop talkin
ass boy
dumb ass nigga
food fat ass boy
talking to me boy
as fuck
as fuck
fuck
you dumb as fuck
bitch ass nigga
pointed at
saying nigga
ugly ass nigga
boy
saying nigga
ugly ass boy
fuck boi
god im not
||THANK YOU FOR BUYING ||

______________________
You look like a square poodle dumbass nigga fuck is u saying
shut up bitch u was texting yo grandma an u sent her shitty android emojis, lame
ass nigga like shit boy
Bitch ur roblox gf cheated on you with a 9 yr old that niggas name was
"firewolfgamer339" DUMBASS NIGGA
shut yo fatty batty ratty mojo jojo lookin ass up my nigga u was eatig raisins at
the back of the schoolbus
Nigga ur cousin is a nigerian scam marketer oh "let me make a transaction to ur

account" looking ass nigga
Hoe ass nigga fuck is you saying ur dad beats u with LV and bb belts when u fail
art class dumbass nigga
u turned into a fucking car then shot ur grandma with a water pistol like shit
dumbass nigga
u listed to nba youngboy once then ur fucking legs bent backwards by 80 degress
face ass nigga say ur joke
uhhh that was unfunny as shit, run that back faggot, yo nose look like the discord
logo, fat ass hoe ass nigga
Nigga got a squidward nose u dumb as shit weirdo ass nigga sausage nose looking ass
nigga like shit
U swim around in rhinocerous piss when u get lonley dumbass nigga
ur uncle is a major in biting on ankles u fucking bitch ass nigga
U SENT YO DICK PICS TO YO HAMSTER AT 4 AM DUMBASS NIGGA SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP
nigga u got a ripcord tattoo on yo ass cheek
Nigga shut yo fruity ass up u beat having sex in the boys locker room gay ass nigga
i checked ur browser history that shit said "gay sex online" FACE ASS NIGGA SAY YO
PACK
ur packs are ass kid what the fuck nigga, u made a custom e sex discord bot u
retard ass nigga
U are a professional ro gangster on roblox, ur user name is "sniperglockz47" LAME

ASS NIGGA
yo suck on chinchilla nipples on fridays u bum ass nigga
Nigga u eat finger nails when ur all alone u faggot ass nigga what are u saying son
U CANT PACK FOR SHIT NIGGA U HAVE AN ADOPT ME YOUTUBE CHANNEL NIGGA WHAT ARE U
SAYING U STREAM ON SUNDAYS LOOOL
faggot ass nigga u look like hey arnold u fucking long head ass nigga stewie
looking ass nigga
u look like u eat 35 pounds of kangaroo shit weird ass nigga SHUT UP
When u hungry u go outside to kill lizards u bitchass nigga STFU HOE
U bought a mountain lion off of ebay u dumbass nigga
U look like a chimpanzee u faggot ass nigga
u be walking on all for legs u retard
u suck on toes for 2 cents per toe u retard
nigga u smell like gym mats musty ass nigga
u look visually distorted
u got indents in yo chair big body built bitch
nigga yo knees and elbows feel like sandpaper
nigga u got LED light strips in ur toilet u faggot
yo teeth look like cheddar cheese
yo skin feels like stale breadsticks
u got permanant grease stained shirt
nigga u drink orange fanta and eat microchips fat ass nigga
NIGGA GET YO ICE AGE SLOTH LOOKING ASS OUTTA HERE
u flat chested door back built bitch
ur hamster gave u valentines day gift cus u lonely as shit
ur mom cooked horse testicles for ur birthday nasty mf
Dumbass nigga u drew on his teeth wtith a gold crayon thinkin he got grillz, face
ass nigga
ur dad caught u at 3 am beating off to lizard sex in HD weird ass nigga
u chew on laptops when u bored u dumbass nigga
Nigga ya uncle voted for kanye west thinkin that nigga would win u weird ass nigga
what u saying son
cum ina bun cum ina sun, yo granny slap the back of da head wit honey buns black
ass nigga
- STALLING JOKES -
NIGGA U SWING THRU TREES LIKE A MONKEY, TARZAN LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
HAIRY MONKEY LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
YO DAD DRIVES THE BATTLEBUS FROM FORTNITE LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
SMOKIN GRASS LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
EATING TOE NAILS LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
CHEEZIT SMELLIN LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
FAGGOT LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
ANDROID USING LOOKIN ASS NIGGA
U CRIED WHEN XXXTENTACION DIED LIKE A BITCH U DUMBASS NIGGA FUCK IS U SAYING
WATER GUN USIN ASS NIGGA
- RANDOM/CREATIVE SHIT -
My nigga yo grandfather is a professional horse cum taster dumbass nigga
U broke ur left knee while tryna summon a demon face ass nigga
U clogged ur bluesnowball from spittin all over it
nigga u put grape juice in water thinkin u was sippin lean face ass nigga
u bought a fake drank method from an indian seller on twitter weird ass nigga
ur roblox gf broke up with you on my space u faggot shut the fuck up nigga
Nigga opened a pocket demension to have sex with zombies u weirdo ass nigga
u fuck the pigs in minecraft when u horny face ass nigga
ur dad was osama u indian ass nigga
nigga u chew the 7yr old gum under the desks in school u faggot
nigga rlly built like DEE-DEE from dexters laboratory faggot ass nigga
nigga u got a minecraft enderman costume u weirdo ass nigga
u cosplay as transformers when u lonley face ass nigga
I called you an idiot in a discord vc and yo grandmother sent me a text

asking if I wanted to meet God
the head
order something
you ugly like shit
lockers boy
speed dial
Yo dog got sponsored by Gfuel nigwga
special needs class
VR
c
wrist
me sign language
mic up on discord
did a trickshot boy

Jellyfish jam boy
face nigga
lil nasty ass nigga
up pussy
nigga
wall" nigga
My man got packed
Boy u dumb as hell
you ugly like shit
-internet esport expert
-toilet roll for a neck
-teeth mad yellow, bake macaroni out the womb
-teeth yellow, spit piss
-lego piece up the ass
-Clear as bright as day, I caught you in 4k, sucking dick at a crack head shack
-hairline a droptop pizza cruiser
-teeth are doing the cupid shuffle
-stuttering like you gotta seizure
-Tell me how I caught you on the back on the stairs milly rocking with yo nipples
-Ugly as a bitch, demonic nigga, in order to save yo ugly ass. I needa crucifix
-You penetrated yourself with a nerfgun
-Yo hair look like a cum in the bun
-You look like a professional pedo wallbanger
-Yo head look like the twin tower/double the trouble
-Body builds subway sandwiches
-I can swipe yo hairline with a credit card, swiper no swiper
-My nigga you about musty, crusty, and dirty as shit. They thought you was the
green hulk cus
you have't showered in 7 years (stinky nigga)
-Imma cum in my hand and smack you in the face
-How you Chinese with no knees, lock knee dick
-Ballet with construction workers
-You beatbox with crickets
-certified freak, 7 days a week
-18 naked cowboys at ramranch
-I'll smack tf outta yo neck and make a super sonic sound
-Hopped in the shower and the water turned to acid
-Ate a travis scott burger and got instant autotune
-You pulled up Floyd mayweather's house and got beat up by his security guard with
granola bars
-Dirty ass nigga made a freestylae about how dirty yo ears was. Nigga got
cumstained ears.
Look like someone pissed in yo ears and let it stained for 4 days. Butter ears
nigga
-Nigga about ugly as shit, you a look like a holocaust survivor
-Nigga you the walmart freddy kuegur

-Shove rice up bellybutton and said save it for tomorrow
-You lame as shit, nigga stopped watching nighahiga cus he had nigga in his name
and he wasn't black
-Nigga really a nerd, he said I gotta smith and wesson, if you fuck with me I'll
teach you a lesson
-Nigga came out the chumbucket, with a meal of ballsack

-Yo chin look like two rocks connected together like my nuts
-Nigga you wasting 2 years of your life to master the art of scuba diving to see
the bikini bottom
from spongebob square pants
-Nigga yo dyke ass mom got plastic surgery to change her face to an ant eater, so
she can eat pussy better
-Was that before or after I caught yo slutty grandma using a dildo strap as a belt
-Stop talking to me nigga, you don't even talk to yo mom anymore cus you caught her
masturbating with
a origami dildo, she made out of copy paper under her desk
-Nigga you bout dumb as shit, thats why I walked in on you putting an airbag on
your computer, just in
case it crashes
-Niggas you mad because yo ex girlfriend broke up with you because yo birthmark was
on yo dick tissue
and she thought you was deformed as fuck
-Nigga you slow as hell, you got autistic caterpillars hosting anime battles
-Thats why you lost a staring contest to yo blind grand father
- Remember that one time you figured out you was gay, and you came out the closest
the next morning
(Fruity ass nigga) Faggot ass nigga banging lgbtq. You bang all the colors of the
rainbow.
-Boi whats is you talking about, yo mom kicked you out the house cause you tried
telling her I love you
and that shit autocorrected to "Yo mother dead" Yo ass dirty as fuck boi
-Yo ass dirty as fuck, you the typa nigga to e-sleep on discord. Talking about yo
other hoes. (Fruity nigga)
-What is you talkin about boy, yo dumbass was putting yourself on fire.
Then you did the ice bucket challenge, then 5 months later you was found dead
inside a nacho cheese duritos bag
-Yo ass is the undiscovered species of saudi arabia oven, yo ass can cook shit
baked patatoes
-What is you talking about boy, yo ass got yo lenovo chrome laptop from school
taken away because
you was caught was watching porn and when they checked yo history. You had lizard
porn, midget sex,
lego porn, and exotic dancing black males on yo shit (Nasty as fuck boi)
‘
-Yo neck built like a mechanical pencil, thats why yo shit fell off
-Boy stfu, yo dad had an intermit relationship with a hamster on kidschat.net
-No boy, you put dildos on yo ceiling fan like it was a blade blade then you
started spinning around inna
circle and you said "Mom look at me I'm on the ceiling fan" Nigga you weird
-You and tranny dad was caught with buying fake yeezys at the mall. "Light up Light
up sketchers"
-Thats why yo mom got dropped kicked by a albino relish bottle.
-My nigga bout gay as shit, I walked in on this nigga doing the harlem shake while
he was sleeping on
the bed. (DEMON ATTACK) (Nigga had a seizure)
-Imma ride by yo house when you outside and hit yo ankle witha scooter
-Nigga you bout ugly as a bitch, I remember when you was getting robbed, the mugger
said you ugly
as shit, so he gave you his mask. (Dirty ugly nigga)
-Nigga you dirty as shit, when yo momma was on her period. You took her bloody
tampon and shoved
it up yo nose and said it was a nose bleed. (Dirty weird ass nigga)
-Nigga you bout gay as shit, when I asked you what was yo favorite dinosaur. This
nigga said
dickosaurus
-I remember one time when, you got so scared cus yo school bully was about to beat
yo ass on a monday
morning, This nigga wrapped himself in pillows. Nigga look like an oversized
marshmallow KKK faggot
-My nigga you Faze Chemo, without the Chemo.
-I remember when yo ass told me, you haven't brushed your teeth in 3 years. So yo
teeth fell off
and you had to get crusted plated teeths that allowed you to eat diamonds like it
was pop rocks
-Nigga you gay as shit, faggot said he was on the block getting head by a nigga
doing jumping jacks
-Nigga you is lame as shit, you thought you was cool so you went to McDonalds and
joined the Ronald McDonald gang
-I know you not trynna pack, Pack yo barber
-Nigga u lonely, u slit your wrist writing yo exes name. XXXTENTACION, XXX 6 asian
-my nigga ya barber had unloaded minecraft chunks on your hairline

-you is a professional clash of clans player nigga you got #7 in there world cup
-you got yo own religion doing fortnite dances type shit
-you is the only nigga I kno to build a time machine to fix yo hairline in 1988
-You got struck by lighting and turned into the flash type shit
-my nigga ya grandma had to mathematical equations with elon musk to birth you
right and she had to use mathpapa.com
-my nigga I'm bout to wipe ya neck with a baby wipe and create alien tech with it
type shit
-my nigga you tried boxing jake Paul for $7 and some skittles don't get on me nigga
I really bout to slap you with a bottle of clear fruit
-Boy I'm really bout to get on yo dumbass for creating your own country with Ellen
degenourous and family guy characters
-Bruh yo ass said "Hol on lemme create my own anime"
-my nigga ya grandma gay nigga that's why she got a bald fade while making ham
sandwiches
-Yo momma tired of yo dirty ass packing and said I should get my nigga darkplier on
yo dumbass
-My nigga ya hairline is a new powerful in super mario bros
-my nigga you tried to make your own anime using only flipaclip and 3 african kids
-you dun wipe your ass when you shit

-you got slapped with a mechanical keyboard at the age of 3 and got a brain tumor
-lemomgrabbing ass, no shoulders, they thought u was doin the cupid shuffle from a
mile away cus u was bending side pretending u had shoulders
-Donquavius DeMarcus the Third, face ass
-I was hit with a break at the age of 4, then got a massive trauma
-you injected yo shit with yum yum cum sauced
-you shove a stick on yo forehead den u started levitation
-the back of yo neck alooks like a hotdog pack
-bitch you ugly as shit, japenese military mistaked you for godzilla
thats why the U.S. army used yo pants as a parachute
-you like a raccoon grab its dick in the dark and disappear
-you had nut on yo lip then you licked it like it was whipcream and yo bitch ass
said "mhmm gimme moree"
-Bootleg nba youngboy, nba brokeboy face ass
-your cousin nutted in your nose and called it mucus then you believed it
-you gotta triple tropical chin
-you had barney pubes on yo head

then you startin impersonating lil peep face ass
-bitch your nasty like shit, you did a triple tropical flip off james charles dick
onto a trash can
-lesbian enderdragon
-bitch you gotta dot on yo forehead then yo momma clicked it like it was a video
game button then u started mysteriously becoming a lesbian enderdragon
-you sold yo soul for a big mac
-bisexual vampired
nigga
as shit
you ugly as fuck
ugly as fuck
shit
shit
genius nigga
ahh
pokemon nigga
yo TV boy
saying
god im not
fuck is you sayin
you dumb as fuck
dumb as fuck boy
fuck
talkin bout nigga
swing boy
shit nigga
there boy
damage boy
weak as shit boy
nigga
boy
as shit
class with a 37%
nigga
nigga
you dumb as fuck
you dumb as fuck
you ugly as fuck
ass boy
you weird as fuck
you ugly as fuck
nigga
fuck
as fuck
fuck

invisible
boy
about
about
talkin nigga
boy
talkin nigga
boy
shit
fuck
neck like shit boy
dumb ass boy
you dumb as fuck
nigga
poor ass bitch
ass nigga
me nigga
stop talking to me
weird as fuck
talking to me
fuck
as shit

with you
talkin bout
me nigga
talking to me nigga
me bitch
sayin
wrong with you
about
ass boy
is wrong with you
is terrible nigga
as shit
shit
talking to me
you ugly as fuck
to me
as fuck
she weird as fuck
you ugly as shit

shit
as fuck
ugly as shit
family boy
with you
talking about
fix ya house
retarded as fuck
stop talkin
ass boy
dumb ass nigga
food fat ass boy
talking to me boy
as fuck
as fuck
fuck
you dumb as fuck
bitch ass nigga
pointed at
saying nigga
ugly ass nigga
boy
saying nigga
ugly ass boy
fuck boi
dirty ass
she weird like shit
shit
back
you weird as shit
1. that shit was concerningly unfunny nigga yo ass got banned from hogwarts for
water bending teriyaki chicken sauce you lame as hell
2. boy hell nah they call you the booty bandit of cell 9-1 you make yo inmates do
thick booty checks by 9 am sharp dumb ass nigga
3. nigga noo yo barber edge you up with the book of trials and tribulations nigga
you bout ugly as shit
4. nman that shit was still lame you play sword fighting games with magnetic
rainbow dragon dildos you lame as hell
5. nobody laughed bruh you was on the cover of nba jam 2003 edition crossin up shaq
in some louis vuitton skechers boy you lame as fuck
6. yo ass thought you was a medieval knight of korgoth nigga you was using yo
toshiba laptop as a shield to block attacks lame ass boy
7. no no no my nigga yo granny was trying to crip walk with a metal plate in her
hip like shit lame ass boy
8. nigga before you go to sleep you make angry bird noises talking about soume
HRUAUAUUAUAUAH lame ass nigga what you sayin
9. that shit was ass you was using soysauce to summon a pakistanian cockroach demon
10. boy hell nah your aunties name is holly gideon that bitch is known for
headbuttin snappin turtles like shit nigga you out bad
11. boy hell nah yo ass was on dateline nbc talking about some "are you really from
63rd" lame ass nigga what you mean
12. nigga you dont got any hot water you got to put a cup of cold water in a
microwave like shit you bum ass nigga
13. boy yo ass gotta slapbox the roaches in yo cabinet just to get your own food
you homeless bitch
14. nigga you was remixing lil wayne music and turned it into a ghetto gospel like
shit you weird bitch dont talk to me
15. you make dubstep remixes out of hentai and call it the digital horny chronicles
you weird ass nigga
16. nope nigga yo ass bought pornhub premium just to beat ya meat to ya granny you
alabama ass nigga
17. that shit was ass nigga you ass became the top isis for blowing up a school
with a boogie bomb you dumb bitch
18. that was terrible you learned the secret are of playing a violin with your
tiddies weird ass nigga
19. boy no yo ass came up with a virus called the pdf demon and it sendS everybody
chris browns ass pics you bout dirty as shit
20. not funny nigga you print 3d figures of yourself and posted a picture with them
saying 'look at me and the gang!" dumb ass nigga
21. that shit was so unfunny niggas call you tyrone the terrible you was 360
noscoping niggas with your nut you weird ass nigga
22. nope boy you was in a beatboxing competition with jesus and caught a asthma
attack fat ass nigga
23. still not funny you was on the 911 plane dancing to gucci mane ugly ass nigga
what you sayin
24. nope that shit was ass you got pulled over for speeding and you showed the
officer a krabby patty formula ugly ass nigga what you sayin?
25 never say that again nigga you got suspended from your karate dojo for using
dildos as nunchucks
26. you so lame bruh you was in the middle of o block sellin Chameleon skin to kids
weird ass boy dont say shit to me
27. boy hell nah your the best pencil sharpener in the world yo ass sharpen pencils
with the gap in ya teeth
30. boy that shit was terrible you gave yall ballsack a whole taper fade and
slapped that shit talking about some "i like ya cut g"
31. nope nigga yo momma beat you with fendi extension cords
32. nigga that was terrible you was playing wii sports resort with roach antennas
you broke ass boy what you sayin
33. boy hell nah yo ass went on roblox and made a 32 track chris brown RNB song to
express your love to your roblox girlfriend you cringe ass nigga
34. nah nigga thats why your mom disowned you because she walked in your room and
she saw you on all fours in perfect harmony with the crickets outside you ugly ass
nigga
35. boy no that shit was garbage you turned the bass all the way up in your car and
used it as a Professional Butt Massager fat ass nigga
36. nigga you about weird as hell you do a whole brawlhalla combo just to whipe
your ass cheeks talking about some up down right right left down ugly ass nigga
shut up talking to me
37. boy you lonely like shit yo ass was dating your roblox girlfriend for 5 years
met the bitch in real life and she ended up being your mom you out bad
38. boy no you was roleplaying with your sphagetti acting like a rockstar back in
the 80s you dumb ass nigga quit talking to me
39. so i guess were not gonna talk about when you were beating boxing with the
cockroaches on your washer machine? weird ass nigga
40. yo pipe down because yo granny was upstairs dancing talking about some "WOO
WEDNESDAY WOOHOOO" lame ass nigga she about to meet the woo in 2 weeks
41. still not funny nigga you gotta turn on your microwave for a stronger wifi
connection nigga you garbage
42. no nigga yo ass is a triple duper decker OG gangbanger of roblox my nigga you
are known as the notorious meepcity crip nasty ass nigga
42. that was terrible yo barber edge you up with a saints row 4 dubstep gun like
shit you dumbass nigga you garbage.
43. man you so trash bro you got john cena tattoed on tattooed on ya ass cheeck and
put your grandpa in a wrestlemania smackdown
44. boy you are the biggest NBA Youngboy fan on earth yo barber asked you what you
wanted yo ass started talking about some ROUUUUND AND ROUUUND. ROUUND AND ROUUUUND!
weird ass boy you lame as hell.
45. no not again nigga you got banned from the local zoo because yo ass put a
alligator in a forbidden australian choke hold boy you strong as hell
46. nah nigga yo uncle leroy got a special role as the cyber karate crackhead in
cyberpunk 2077 yall both ugly as shit
47. no that was lame too boy yo ass cancelled your birthday party because the dj
didnt play exclusive lakewood church music boy you dumb as fuck
48. still not funny yo granny got arrested bc that bitch was on the corner selling
HEB pepto bismo like shit you lame ass nigga
49. nigga you weird as hell you look like a secret downsyndrome monster from
gravity falls nigga you lame as fuck
50. no boy you look like a dark skin liu kang from wakanda like shit over there
karate kickin niggas in tiger print gucci slides dumb ass boy dont say shit to me
51. fuck up nigga your uk ass goes like "oh mate i ate me bake beans for breaky i
gotta let out the gass" fat ass lame bitch
Steezy’s Way of the bible (mini)
Starting Pack :
Nigga your head looks like a dorito my nigga you got that shit from phineas and
ferb tell me why i saw you beating your meat to dora the explora at the middle of
the night while saying “drop the beat” you dumb ass nigga gothic emo ass nigga.
You teach canadian stick bugs to play block ops 2 to help you complete the easter
toe nails and cheetah cells.
Counter Pack :
Shut up you dumb ass nigga i’ll get on yo shit too my nigga i know you aint trynna
talk back to me nigga I’ll slap your tounge back into your mouth my nigga you
upside down weird body shaped ass nigga. You built like a snowcone wearing a
Yankees jersey my nigga you look like the retarded fro-zone.
Alright my nigga im finna get to baking on yo shit my nigga you nasty as shit boy
tell me why I saw you recycling monster cans to make a AK-47 my nigga i back-hand
slapped you with a cup of whale sperm and you had a juice world moment nasty ass
nigga.
Packs :
Shut yo dumb ass up bitch tell me why you farted in a bottle and then squeezed it
to smell it my nigga you nasty as fuck boy you went outside to catch lightning in a
bottle and that shit struck your thigh and you started calling yourself Thunder
thighs.
Tell me why I saw you listening to travis scott without autotune then you got your
grandma’s voice box and started beat boxing to skrillex you nasty as shit.
Short Pack :
that shit was ass you was using soysauce to summon a pakistanian cockroach demon
man you so trash bro you got john cena tattoed on tattooed on ya ass cheeck and put
your grandpa in a wrestlemania smackdown
Your grandpa lives in a gay pride aslyum.
Your big brother looks like a cricket that has NBA Youngboy on loop.
piece of hair sticking up like alfalfa you ugly ass nigga.
It’s just a mini b for beginners
shut cho 40 piece chicken nugget eating ass self you fat ass nigga you built like a
blimp thats aired in the sky
you ugly ass nigga you about two faced as fuck nigga thats why yo grandma built
like popeyes nigga yo ass got a double
chin at the back of yo neck thats stacked like pringles you dumb ass nigga.
you had a whole chicken coup built on the sides of yo stomach you fat ass nigga you
had jelly rolls on the sides and back
yo ass be puttin on pants and yo ass be outta breath with yo fat ass nigga. you
built like a box truck from china ugly
ass nigga. built like some niggas from my 600 pound life die hard ass nigga. yo
grandma believed in god when she saw bright
lights in the living room you funky ass nigga.
you was a baseball player when you was little when yo daddy started hittin his
balls at chu you gay ass nigga. yo moms
had a stroke when she was making lasagna because she thought she was overcookin the
jews you faggot ass nigga.
nigga yo momma spent her dignity tryna find the last megaladon you faggot ass
nigga. you spent the last brain cell tryna
cure cancer you fat ass nigga you had barney as a friend when you was gettin
touched you gay ass nigga. you support gay pride
with a passion you fruity pebble ass nigga you simp 24/7 for a girl who wear black
vans at school and thinks you a lgb
pride member you faggot ass nigga. yo forehead built like a football field nigga i
could play the whole playoff seasons
on that bitch nigga shut cho faggot ass up nigga.
you hadda stand up onna stool just to take mirror pictures you short ass nigga you
built like a smurf from 1998 you blueberry
ass nigga. you about ugly as shit you had elmo as a friend thats why you was
starring on sesame street you ugly ass nigga.
you about die hard as shit you tried on day-Z cuz you thought you was preparing for
a zombie apocalypse you ugly ass nigga.
bitch ass nigga you built like a footlong from subway long and fat as shit at the
same time nigga you about gay as shit.
you had yo moma get on the phone to fight yo middle school bullies in 7th grade you
lonley ass nigga you about dumb as shit
tryna spill yo moma hot beans cuz you thought you was being snaked by yo gay ass
fruity friends nigga. you buit like a anorexic
cow nigga you ugly as shit skinny ass nigga you built like chinas wu-hong station
nigga skinny ass nigga you eat like a
tumor consuming a brain you hungry hippo ass nigga you about gay as shit boy.
yo school pictures came out blurry because you flashed the camera instead of the
camera flashing you, you ugly ass nigga
you built like the 3 stooges stacked ontop of each other you fat ass nigga.
Dumb ass nigga shut the fuck up nigga i caught you sucking a tape worm out of your
moms ass like a fucking Nijhuis-HP1-4000
nigga you built like a whole ass school bus and the airbags nigga you built like
the back side of a fucking ballsack
nigga you built like a fucking taiwanese transgender porn star if they had down
syndrome an parkensons disease
nigga your torso looks like a popped arm floating bitch ass nigga looking like big
chungus with a fungus infection
nigga you are built like the obese version of the marshmellow from ghostbusters
nigga you pumpt up like a gay barista
serving a homeless stripper and hes african dog
nigga your mom is a fucking african school teacher she fucking doing drugs instead
of teaching the birds and the bees in the back of chucky
cheese i feel like you should wobble your ass down to walmart and get yourself some
birdsbeets cuz your lips r lucking more dryer
than prince philips ballsack if they were swinging the mohavy your sad exscuse for
a face looks like a dusty toilet seat
nigga i caught u tryna bust a lip into a kid nigga when u blazing it sounds like a
malnurished african child with asthma trying to blow up
a bouncy house but died halflway
dumb ass nigga you wendy double kiddy titties got me in trouble crummy nipples
everytime i walk i got my boobies they dribbelin looking
ass motha fucker
nigga tell me why yo nipples act like 2 repelling magnets that are trying to escape
away from each other it almost looks like
2 tunnel rats that got assigned the same hole when they came in contact they
mistake eachother for vietcong soldiers
so they started running the other way well slap my titty in new york city theres
another folk in yolkin smoking over there
nigga you look like u wearing a bed sheet to work nigga shit looks like a fucking
flashmob from vietnam
nigga yo let titty look like a moldy ass 7 incher that youd find att subway if it
got dipped in earn ashes
and yo right juggle nuggle looks like rodger the alian if he had a brian tumer shit
looks like somebody trying to curb stomp
a chepotle burrito nigga you nipple look like a watery pancake nigga yo right tit
looks like a upside down ove ((insta thud))
Nigga you parents job is doing food reviews infront of homeless shelters nigga you
have a ass crack in the back and in the front
shit looks like a deflated bouncy house out of the 2nd world war
nigga yo belly look like a stingray that got a lip infectious lip injection looks
like a swelled up general grievous those titties look like
rango if he had down syndrome

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Yo grandmother taught the whole Glee class how to wrestle

Boy u dumb as hell

Shut up boy yo favorite beverage in the morning is irradicated chimpanzee elbow

Nigga your brother is a professional photographer my nigga he gets on his knees

Nigga yo grandma got a 3 inch tv in her closet thats dedicated to searching up

Nigga you answered A on every question of yo S.A.T. tests

Shut up nigga you used to kidnap people in bouncy houses boy

Nigga you cat fish padestrians on poptropica boy

Shut up boy yo favorite beverage in the morning is irradicated chimpanzee elbow

Nigga your brother is a professional photographer my nigga he gets on his knees

Nigga yo grandma got a 3 inch tv in her closet thats dedicated to searching up

Nigga you answered A on every question of yo S.A.T. tests

repeating the redbull slogan "redbull give you wiiiiings"

"dum dumm dum dum dum dadada dum dum"

repeating the redbull slogan "redbull give you wiiiiings"

Shut up nigga you used to kidnap people in bouncy houses boy

Nigga you cat fish padestrians on poptropica boy

Shut up boy yo favorite beverage in the morning is irradicated chimpanzee elbow

Nigga your brother is a professional photographer my nigga he gets on his knees

Nigga yo grandma got a 3 inch tv in her closet thats dedicated to searching up

Nigga you answered A on every question of yo S.A.T. tests

|| FLAME THA NIGGA ||

I called you an idiot in a discord vc and yo grandmother sent me a text asking if I

Boy u dumb as hell

:FireBloodRed: BLAZE THAT NIGGA :FireBloodRed:

4: you was on on Instagram getting lined up by a cricket with a credit card

`i caught this nigga drinkin water out of a lake in minecraft

`Yo Moms a braniac she got an A+ in astrophysics

Shut up boy yo favorite beverage in the morning is irradicated chimpanzee elbow

Nigga your brother is a professional photographer my nigga he gets on his knees

Nigga yo grandma got a 3 inch tv in her closet thats dedicated to searching up

Nigga you answered A on every question of yo S.A.T. tests

||THANK YOU FOR BUYING ||

You look like a square poodle dumbass nigga fuck is u saying

Nigga ur cousin is a nigerian scam marketer oh "let me make a transaction to ur

U swim around in rhinocerous piss when u get lonley dumbass nigga

ur uncle is a major in biting on ankles u fucking bitch ass nigga

U SENT YO DICK PICS TO YO HAMSTER AT 4 AM DUMBASS NIGGA SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP

nigga u got a ripcord tattoo on yo ass cheek

U are a professional ro gangster on roblox, ur user name is "sniperglockz47" LAME

yo suck on chinchilla nipples on fridays u bum ass nigga

When u hungry u go outside to kill lizards u bitchass nigga STFU HOE

U bought a mountain lion off of ebay u dumbass nigga

U look like a chimpanzee u faggot ass nigga

u be walking on all for legs u retard

u suck on toes for 2 cents per toe u retard

nigga u smell like gym mats musty ass nigga

u look visually distorted

u got indents in yo chair big body built bitch

nigga yo knees and elbows feel like sandpaper

nigga u got LED light strips in ur toilet u faggot

yo teeth look like cheddar cheese

u got permanant grease stained shirt

NIGGA GET YO ICE AGE SLOTH LOOKING ASS OUTTA HERE

u flat chested door back built bitch

ur hamster gave u valentines day gift cus u lonely as shit

ur mom cooked horse testicles for ur birthday nasty mf

ur dad caught u at 3 am beating off to lizard sex in HD weird ass nigga

u chew on laptops when u bored u dumbass nigga

HAIRY MONKEY LOOKIN ASS NIGGA

YO DAD DRIVES THE BATTLEBUS FROM FORTNITE LOOKIN ASS NIGGA

SMOKIN GRASS LOOKIN ASS NIGGA