Documente Academic
Documente Profesional
Documente Cultură
care
> > > > vrei sa te culci.Acum intreaba-te de ce ti
l-am trimis eu:)
> > > >
> > > > 20.Ma uit la Luna...Luna e superba!Ma uit la
tine si...si...mai
> > > > bine ma uit din nou la Luna!
> > > >
> > > > 21.If you've noticed this notice,you'll notice
that this notice
> > > > is not worth noticing so you'll notice not to
notice this notice
> > > > again.
> > > >
> > > > 23. Prietene! aminteste-ti ca fara prostie nu
ar fi intelepciune
> > > > si fara uratenie nu ar frumusete...deci la
urma urmei lumea are
> > > > nevoie de
tine
> > > >
> > > > 24. Vreau sa sti ca prietenia ta inseamna mult
pentru
> > > > mine.Plangi tu,plang si eu.Razi tu,rad si
eu.Sari jos de pe o
> > > > fereastra...ma uit
> jos
> > > > si
> > > > atunci...rad din nou.
> > > >
> > > > 25. Acest mesaj a fost trimis exclusiv pentru
persoanele dragute
> > > > si frumoase.Evident l-am trimis la un numar
gresit.Ne pare
> > > > foarte rau pentru deranj.
> > > >
> > > > 29. Daca pastrezi acest mesaj,te vei gandi la
> > > > mine,daca il vei ignora,ma iubesti,daca
raspunzi ma doresti si
> > > > daca
nu
> > > > raspunzi,nu poti sa traiesti >
> > > > 33. Monkeys escaped from the Zoo. The 1st was
seen eating a
> > > > BURGER. The 2nd was seen drinking PEPSI and
the3rd monkey was
> > > > seen reading this MESSAGE
> > > >
> > > > 34. This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way
cat, to cat, keep
> > > > cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20
cat, seconds cat!
> > > > Now read it all without the word cat!
> > > >
> > > > 35.Do u know what fuck means?F-forever in love
with u,U-unhappy
> > > > when u r away,C-care 4 u,K-kiss u.that's why i
wanna fuck u
> > > > every day.
> > > >
> > > > 36.A hug leads to a kiss,a kiss leads to a
lick,a lick leads to
> > > > a suck,and a suck leads yo a fuck....so....do
u wnt a hug???
> > > >
> > > > 38. Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the
one I won't
> > > > forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to
heaven and wait
> > > > for you.
> > > >
> > > > 40. Este ora trei dimineata si pe strada mea,
a trecut un
> > > > buldozer cu senile care se inderepta spre
santier. M-am gandit
> > > > ca ar fi cool sa
> iti
> > > > Spun si tie. Noapte buna si somn usor in
continuare!
> > > >
> > > > 43. Last night i wanted to write u a letter,
all i could write
> > > > was: "noh
> > > >
> > > > ss!w ! " it doesn't make any sense until u
read it upside down.
> > > >
> > > > 44. Ai fost alaturi de mine cand m-am
imbolnavit. Ai fost
> > > > alaturi de mine cand mi-au furat hotii
portofelul. Ai fost
> > > > alaturi de mine cand
> > mi-am
> > > > busit masina. Mortzii matii! Imi porti
ghinion!!!
> > > >
> > > > 45. I think it is time I tell you what people
are saying behind
> > > > your back...! Nice Ass.
> > > >
> > > > 49. Am fost arestat pentru port ilegal de
frumsetze si trafic de
> > > > inteligentza...am fost nascut la cererea
femeilor...cand m-am
> > > > nascut
> am
> > > > fost scos la licitatzie si am castigat
milioane de $,iar in
> > > > momentul
> de
> > > > fatza sunt
> > > > printz al femeilor!
> > > >
> > > > 52. Sex is a sensation,it's about a man
temptation of putting
> > > > his location in a woman destination.Do you
understand this
> > > > explication or you
need
> a