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Citate celebre despre viata si barbati

publicat pe 21 August 2007 Tipareste | Trimite prin Y!M | 22 comentarii

Mae West: O femeie indragostita nu poate fi rezonabila altfel nu ar mai fi indragostita. A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love. Intre doua lucruri rele, intotdeauna il aleg pe acela pe care nu l-am mai incercat. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Un barbat tare este bine de gasit. A hard man is good to find. Sarutul este semnatura unui barbat. A man's kiss is his signature. Oricand n-ai nimic de facut si mult timp pentru asta, urca. Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it, come on up. Ai grija de rotunjimile tale s-ar putea sa fie periculoase, dar nu si evitate. Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous, but they won't be avoided. Nu lasa un barbat prea mult timp sa ghiceasca - poti fi sigura ca va gasi raspunsul in alta parte. Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else. Sexul de calitate este precum o partida de bridge. Daca nu ai un partener bun, ai face bine sa ai o mana buna. Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Cel care ezita este un nebun. He who hesitates is a damned fool. In general evit tentatia, doar daca nu pot sa-i rezist. I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. Imi plac restrictiile, daca nu merg prea departe. I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

Incerc orice o data, de doua ori daca-mi place, de trei ori ca sa fiu sigura. I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. Nu este vorba de ceea ce fac, ci de cum o fac; nu este vorba de ceea ce zic, ci de cum o zic; si de cum arat atunci cand o fac si o zic. It isn't what I do, but how I do it; it isn't what I say, but how I say it; and how I look when I do it and say it. Nu barbatii din viata mea conteaza, ci viata din barbatii mei. It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. Dragostea nu este o emotie sau un instinct este o arta. Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art. Pastreaza un iubit pentru zilele ploioase si un altul in caz ca nu ploua. Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain. Sexul reprezinta emotie in miscare. Sex is emotion in motion. Cel mai bun mod de a pastra un barbat este in brate. The best way to hold a man is in your arms. Scorul nu m-a interesat niciodata, doar jocul. The score never interested me, only the game. A gresi e omeneste, dar senzatia e divina. To err is human, but it feels divine. Prea mult dintr-un lucru bun poate fi minunat. Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. Cand sunt buna, sunt foarte buna. Dar cand sunt rea sunt si mai buna. When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better. Cand femeile calca stramb, barbatii le calca imediat pe urme. When women go wrong, men go right after them. Traim doar o data, dar daca o facem cum trebuie, o data este suficient. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Tallulah Bankhead: Daca ar fi sa-mi traiesc viata din nou, as face aceleasi greseli, doar ca ceva mai devreme. If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner. Numai fetele bune tin jurnale. Fetele rele nu au timp. Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time. Jayne Mansfield: Barbatii sunt acele creaturi cu doua picioare si opt maini. Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands. Daca vrei sa faci ceva rau, fa-o in stil mare, pentru ca o pedeapsa va fi oricum. If you're going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way. Jerry Hall: Mama mea spunea ca pentru a pastra un barbat trebuie sa fii servitoare in living, bucatareasa in bucatarie si prostituata in dormitor. I-am spus ca le voi angaja pe primele doua si ma voi ocupa de dormitor. My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit. Gypsy Rose Lee: Barbatii nu sunt atrasi de judecata mea, sunt atrasi de lipsa mea de prejudecati. Men arent attracted to me by my mind, theyre attracted to me by what I dont mind. Daca un lucru merita facut, atunci trebuie facut incetfoarte incet. If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly... very slowly. Rita Mae Brown: Nu ma induce in tentatie; pot sa gasesc singura drumul. Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

Nora Ephron: In fantezia mea sexuala, nu ma iubeste nimeni niciodata pentru mintea mea. In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. Helen Gurley Brown: Fetele bune merg in Rai, fetele rele merg oriunde vor. Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. Cher: O fata poate sa astepte barbatul potrivit, dar asta nu inseamna ca, intre timp, nu se poate distra cu cei nepotriviti. A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. Sotii sunt precum focul izbucnesc cand sunt lasati nesupravegheati. Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. Barbatii ar trebui sa fie precum hartia Kleenex fini, puternici si de unica folosinta. Men should be like Kleenex - soft, strong and disposable. Problema unora dintre femei este ca se entuziasmeaza pentru cate un nimic si apoi se casatoresc cu el. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. Woody Allen: Dragostea este raspunsul, insa in timp ce astepti acest raspuns, sexul ridica niste intrebari destul de interesante. Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions. Helen Rowland: Un barbat nu stie niciodata cum sa spuna adio; o femeie nu stie niciodata cand. A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

O femeie desteapta pune cate un pic de zahar in tot ceea ce-i spune unui barbat, dar primeste cate un praf de sare cu fiecare lucru pe care acesta i-l spune. A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. Flirtul reprezinta arta de a face un barbat sa se simta increzator in el. Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. In dragoste, intotdeauna inima unui barbat fie depaseste viteza legala, fie este parcata unde nu trebuie. In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. Nebuniile pe care un barbat le regreta cel mai mult in viata sunt acelea pe care nu le-a facut cand a avut ocazia. The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. Cea mai grea sarcina din viata unei femei este sa-i demonstreze barbatului ca intentiile lui sunt serioase. The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. Pentru a gasi fericirea langa un barbat trebuie sa-l intelegi mult si sa-l iubesti putin. Pentru a gasi fericirea langa o femeie trebuie sa o iubesti mult si sa nu incerci s-o intelegi. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Cand doi oameni divorteaza nu este un semn al vreunei neintelegeri intre ei, ci un semn ca, in sfarsit, au inceput sa se inteleaga unul pe altul. When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. De ce cred barbatii ca atunci cand femeile flirteaza cu ei isi doresc sa fie sarutate cand, de fapt, in noua din zece cazuri, nu vor decat ca ei sa-si doreasca sa le sarute? Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? Katharine Hepburn:

Daca respecti toate regulile ratezi toata distractia. If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun. Dragostea nu are nimic de-a face cu ceea ce te astepti sa primesti doar cu ceea ce te astepti sa oferi adica totul. Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything. Chauncey Depew: Un pesimist este un barbat care crede ca toate femeile sunt rele. Un optimist este acela care spera acest lucru. A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are. Rae Dawn Chong: Poti sa seduci un barbat fara a-ti da nimic jos, fara a-l atinge macar. You can seduce a man without taking anything off, without even touching him. Sophia Loren: Daca nu ai plans niciodata, ochii tai nu pot fi frumosi. If you haven't cried, your eyes can't be beautiful. Sex-appealul reprezinta 50% ce ai si 50% ce cred ceilalti ca ai. Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.