Numere:opt, nou�, zece,

11,12,13,14,15,16,17, 18, 19, 20.21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27...
Bun� ziua!

Secretara: Be�i!

Numere: Mul�umesc.Cinci etaje, 75 de trepte,o diferen�� de nivel de 15-16 metri,iar

eu am urcat�ntr-un minut �i zece secunde.
Nu e r�u, pentru v�rsta mea.

Secretara: Calculul dv. e gre�it.

Numere:Imposibil!

Secretara:Crede�i c� sunte�i primul?Aurora Garrido a num�rat 70.Teodoro Sanl�car,

78,Pilar Maldonado, 81. S� continui?

Numere:Optzeci �i unu? Poftim?

Secretara:Nu v� contrazic. Nu m� intereseaz�.Ar fi trebuit s� r�m�n Ia �tiin�e

veterinare.

Numere:...14,15,16,17,18,19,20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25 26, 27, 28..

Germofoba: Bun� ziua!Scuze.

Numere:...29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34,35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40...

CLINICA DE PSIHOLOGIE MENTUM

CUNOA�TE-TE MAI BINE

Germofoba: Bun� ziua!

Secretara: La ce medic? Ce proast� sunt!Doar dr. Palomero lucreaz� azi. Numele?

Germofoba: Blanca Ruiz-P�rez.

Bun� ziua!

Doctorul: Bun� ziua!

Germofoba:Nu se �tie cine a mai stat aici.

Doctor:Eu nu, asta e sigur. De ce? �i ling p�s�rica. D�-mi fundul �la!

Germofoba:Scuza�i-m�.

Doctorul:Da?

Germofoba:A�i spus ceva?

Doctorul:�Bun� ziua."

Germofoba: Bun� ziua.

Doctorul:La ce or� ave�i programare?

Germofoba:La 16.30.
Doctorul:Ca �i mine.

Germofoba: La Palomero?

Doctorul:Da.
T�rfa naibii!

Germofoba: Am auzit. Nu sunt surd�.

Doctorul: Nu.

Germofoba: Vorbe�te a�a cu altcineva!

Doctorul: Domni�oar�, v� rog...

Germofoba:Unde e baia?
Doctorul: �i sug s�nii!

Germofoba: Nu!
Doctorul: Domni�oar�...Nu v� teme�i.

Germofoba: Nu m� atinge!

Doctorul: Asculta�i...
Germofoba: Nu m� atinge!

Doctorul: Asculta�i-m�!

Germofoba:Ajutor

Doctorul: Nu v� fac nimic. L�sa�i-m� s� v� explic.

Germofoba:Ajutor!Ajutor

Doctorul:Nu o fac inten�ionat. V� rog... V� rog!

Germofoba:Nu!

Doctorul:Lini�ti�i-v�, altfel o �inem a�a

toat� dup�-amiaza. Para�ut�
Germofoba:Nu sunt para�ut�. A�i luat-o razna!

Doctorul:�mi pare r�u. Jigodie!

Germofoba: �nceta�i!

Numere:Sunt 75. E clar.

Germofoba:Po�i s� suni la poli�ie? Mul�umesc.

Numere:Da. L�sa�i-m� un pic.

Germofoba:E un ventriloc malefic acolo. Uite! Acum �mpinge! V� rog!A luat-o razna
pentru c� avem programari
la aceea�i or�.

Numere: La ce or� ave�i programare?

Germofoba: La 16.30.

Numere:�i a mea e la 16.30.

Germofoba:�i e vina mea?
Numere:N-am spus nimic! �i recep�ionera?
Germofoba:Care?

Numere:Cea de acolo.
Germofoba:�nceteaz�!Sun�!

Numere:De ce s� sun la poli�ie?Sunt taximetrist,expert �n rezolvarea

conflictelor.D�-mi voie!Nu am boli ciudate.
Germofoba: Atunci ce cau�i aici?

Numere:Ce e?
Germofoba:Ce?

Numere:Te-ai trezit cu fa�a la cear�af?

Doctor:Ierta�i-m�, domni�oar�,
nu o fac inten�ionat.

Germofoba: �mpingeai �n u��.

Doctorul: Nu m� asculta�i.

Numere:Nu te asculta.
Ca �i so�ia mea. Fosta so�ie.

Doctorul:Strig insulte �i obscenit�i

c�tre oameni f�r� s� vreau.Speciali�tii �i spun sindromul Tourette.

Numere: Glume�ti?
Doctorul:Nu, jur.S� �i-o trag! Vezi? �mi scap�.

Germofoba:Acum, c� spui asta, cred c� am v�zut

a�a ceva �ntr-un documentar.

Doctorul:A�a sunt de la 11 ani.

Am fost la at�ia speciali�ti...Rahat! Scuze.

Numere:Nu, lini�te�te-te.

Doctorul:Sunt �n mijlocul unei crize.

Germofoba:Iart�-m� dac� te-am speriat.Nu mi-am imaginat c� e�ti...

Doctorul:Mi se �nt�mpl� des. Nu exist� niciun leac,dar mi s-a spus c� dr.

Palomeropoate reduce frecven�a atacurilor.

Secretara:Ce se �nt�mpl� aici?

Germofoba:Unde e toaleta?

Secretara:De ce?

Germofoba: Trebuie s� dau explica�ii?

Secretara: Ce scrie acolo?

Germofoba:�Toaleta"
Secretara: Atunci de ce �ntreba�i?Merge�i la b�rba�i, cealalt� e stricat�.
Germofoba:Nu intru acolo!Vreau doar s� m� aranjez.

Numere:Domni�oar�, avem o problem�.

Doctorul:Nu e terapie de grup, nu?

Secretara: Nu, ave�i program�ri separate.

Doctorul:Atunci de ce suntem trei aici?

Numere:Am a�teptat 13 luni �i jum�tate

programarea asta.410 Zile.9.840 de ore, adic�...590.400 de minute. Ce porc�rie!

Secretara:E o list� lung� de a�teptare.Poate �mi deschid propria clinic�.

Oamenii sunt tot mai...

Doctorul:Dezorienta�i.

Secretara:Exact! E afacerea viitorului.

Numere:Scuze, pot s� pun o �ntrebare?E adev�rat c� dr. Palomero nu vede un pacient

de dou� ori?

Doctorul:Se spune c� e filantrop,�n stilul lui Rockefeller,nu ia bani pacien�ilor.

Secretara:�mi pare r�u,

nu am voie s� discut despre metodele sale.Fir-ar s� fie!

Doctorul:Descarc�-te!Nu te controla. O s� te sim�i mai bine.

Numere:Suferi�i de acela�i sindrom

ca �i domnul acesta?

Secretara:Eu Suf�r
de �sindromul programului de lucru...Duce�i-v� �n sala de a�teptare �i a�tepta�i!

Doctorul:M� cheam� Federico.

Numere: Emilio. �mi pare bine.

Docotrul: �i mie.

Numere:Am o �ntrebare. �i noaptea?

Doctorul:Ce anume?
Numere: O faci �i atunci?

Doctorul:Nu, noaptea dorm �i sunt foarte politicos.

Numere:Scuz�-m� c� insist,dar te-ai �ntrebat vreodat�,de curiozitate,care e media

ta?
Doctorul:Ce medie?
Numere:C�i ani ai?
Doctorul:�aizeci.
Numere:Pari t�n�r.

Doctorul: Mul�umesc.
Numere: E�ti a�a de la 11 ani?

Doctorul:Da. Unde vrei s� ajungi?

Numere:�n cinci minute ai avut �ase atacuri asta �nseamn� 72 pe or�. �nmul�it cu
16... Nu calculez opt ore de somn.
Doctorul: Nu opt. Dorm doar cinci. M� trezesc devreme.

Numere:Asta �nseamn�...Un total de 1.368 de insulte pe zi.Aproximativ.

Doctorul:At�t de multe?

Numere:N-am terminat.Bun, 1.368 �nmul�it cu 365,499.320.

Doctorul:Impresionant!

Numere:Acum termin.499.320 �nmul�it cu 49,anii de c�nd ai �nceput,�nseamn� un total

de...24.466.680de insulte sau gesturi obscene.

Doctorul:Aproximativ sau...

Numere:Nu, exact.

Doctorul:E�ti un... Imbecil! Scuze.Voiam s� spun un geniu.E�ti genial.

Numere:�efule, cu mine nu ai probleme.Eu te �n�eleg.

Doctorul:Ar trebui s� apari la televizor.Nu e nevoie s� te �ntreb ce te aduce aici.

Nebuna:Bun� ziua!

Numere:Bun� ziua!

Doctorul:Bun� ziua!

Nebuna: Bun� ziua!

Numere:Tot la dr. Palomero? Se pare c� trebuie s� a�tept�m.A�i adus c�r�i de joc,

s� facem o partid�?

Germofoba:Scuza�i-m�!Nu e h�rtie.�i cred c� cineva a fumat la toalet�.

Secretara:Oribil! Fumatul e interzis �n cl�dire.

Germofoba:Nu eu am f�cut-o.�tiai c� riscurile de s�n�tatepentru fum�torii pasivi

includ,�n afar� de cancerul pulmonar,
cancerul de......sinusurile paranazale,infec�ii respiratorii �i mai multe boli de
inim�?

Secretara:Oribil!

Germofoba:Trebuie s-o duc eu?

Secretara:Eu sunt foarte ocupat�.Aplica�ia asta face ce vrea.I-a programat pe to�i

la aceea�i or�.N-a fost vina mea.
Parc� se �ntrece cu mine.

Baba:Bun� ziua!
Aici e cabinetul d-rului Palomino?

Secretara:Palomero!

Baba:�i eu ce am spus? Mi se pare mie sau a l�sat cineva robinetul deschis?

Docotorul:Tulburare obsesiv-compulsiv� numeric�.Aritmomanie, asta e boala ta.

Am fost la doctori mult� vreme,am un dosar uria� cu bolile astea.

Numere:Deci ce sunt?

Doctorul:Aritmomaniac,cineva care nu se poate opri din num�rat.

Numere: Deci boala asta are nume?

Doctorul:Sigur.

Numere:Ca s� vezi!

Baba:Vreau cu tipul �la!

Secretara:Nu, acum!

Baba:Dar domni�oara...

Secretara:Tiffany.
Baba: Dar d-ra Tiffany...
Germofoba: A�a se cheam� firma de bijuterii.

Secretara: Mi-a�i luat vorba din gur�. Mul�umesc.

Baba: Dr. Palo sau cum o fi... Avenit?
Secretara:Inc� nu.Ramiro, marea ta aplica�ie care trebuia s� rezolve problema
program�rilor
e un rahat.

Baba:Iisuse, Marie �i losife!

Secretara:A�tepta�i �n sala de a�teptare. Mul�umesc.Nu, �i-am spus s� dezinstalezi

aplica�ia.

Baba:Cred c� femeia asta nu e capabil�

s� fac� o asemenea meserie.

Germofoba:E foarte nepoliticoas�.

Baba:�i c�te fete calificate sunt �omere!

Explic�-mi cum e posibil.
Germofoba: Oamenii sunt groaznici.
Secretara: M� ascul�i, Ramiro?

Germofoba: Se spune c� undele electromagnetice

de la celulare ne �nnebunesc. Trebuie s� m� duc la baie. Am cistit�.
Baba:Nu te �ine, e �i mai r�u.

Baba: Bun� ziua!

Doctorul si numere:Bun� ziua!

Numere:Po�i s� te controlezi?

Doctorul:Asta fac.

Baba:Scumpo
�i tu ai �nt�lnire cu dr. Palo... Alto?

Nebuna:Da.�I cheam� Palomero.

Baba:C�i oameni prime�te azi?

Doctorul:T�rf�! Curv�! Para�ut�! Panaram�!

Baba: Iisuse! Ce mai e �i asta?

Doctorul: Am�gitoare de scule!Ierta�i-m�, doamn�.

Baba:E�ti nebun? E�ti beat?

Numere:Nu v� sup�ra�i.Prietenul meu are o mic� problem�.�njur� �i face gesturi

obscene neinten�ionat.
Doctorul: S� mi-o sugi!
Baba: Pentru numele lui Dumnezeu!

Doctorul:�mi pare r�u.

Numere:Nu, Federico. Nu-�i cere iertare.Trebuie s� �n�elege�i situa�ia.E bolnav, n-

o face inten�ionat.T�rf�! Curv� �mpu�it�!
Am�gitoare de scule!

Numere: A�a e mai bine.

Baba: Ce groz�vie!
Numere:Iar? N-o face inten�ionat!
Baba: Nici eu.
Numere: Ce?

Baba:N-o fac inten�ionat.

Numere:Serios?E un circ aici!

Doctorul:T�rf�!

Germofoba:Nu �tiu ce zice�i voi,

dar eu nu m� simt prea bine.

Doctorul:De data asta nu-mi cer scuze.

Numere:A�a �i trebuie, Federico.

Baba:Asta e o Biblie?
Germofoba: Ce anume?

Baba:Cartea. E o Biblie?
Germofoba:Da
- O vre�i?
Baba: Da, v� rog.Mul�umesc.

Dungile: Bun� ziua...

Germofoba: Scuz�-m�!Nu ave�i alt� rol�? O cump�r.

Dungi: Exact ce-mi lipsea...

Baba A venit doctorul.

Numere: �i tu ai programare?
Dungi: Da, la 16.30,dar am �nt�rziat un pic.
Numere:Da, 27 de minute �i 41 de secunde,
mai precis.
Dungi:E r�u?
Numere: Nu, �i spun ca s� �tii.

Dungi:Super

Baba:Lini�te�te-te, e coad�.

Numere: S� stingem lumina,s� nu mai atragem ciuda�i.

Baba:Am l�sat lumina aprins�! Ce proast� sunt!�i gazele!

Numere:�i gazele?

Baba:A�a cred, nu �tiu.

Dumnezeu s� m� ajute, m� duc!
C�i sunt �naintea mea?

Numere Sunte�i a cincea.

Geromofoba: Scuze...

Numere:Domnul e �naintea mea, iar fata...

Germofoba:Eu sunt a doua.

Nebuna:Nu, eu am ajuns �naintea ta.

Germofoba :Nu, am ajuns a doua.

Doar c� am fost la baie.

Nebuna:Nu, am ajuns �naintea ta.

Germofoba: Mint?
Numere: Min�i.Eu am ajuns �naintea ta.
Atrebuit s� fac o verificare de rutin�,eu sunt al doilea, iar Federico...

Doctorul:Fede�co. Eu sunt.
Numere: A fost primul. �ntreab� recep�ionera.

Baba:Care recep�ioner�?

Doctorul:Ca s� evit�m certurile,te las �naintea mea. Nu m� gr�besc.

Baba:E�ti foarte amabil. Mul�umesc.

Numere: V-am spus c� e om bun.

Doctorul:S� mi-o freci!

Baba: Iisuse, Marie �i losife!

Numere:Tot om bun e.

Numere:�i tu? Stai acolo toat� dup�-amiaza?

Dungi:Parc� vor neap�rat s� m� enerveze.

Numere: Ce?
Dungi: M� urm�resc.
Numere: Cine?
Dungi: Liniile.Nu calc pe linii, dar aici sunt peste tot.

Numere: Asta e chestia ta? Aici...ai 17.Dac� vrei, �i ar�t o scurt�tur�.

Dungi:Excelent!Scuze.
Germofoba:E complet neigienic!

Numere:Situa�ia se �ncinge!

Secretara:�i trimit factura pentru ap�.

Baba:Ce vedet�!

Doctorul:Campionule, vrei un pahar de ap�?

Dungi:Da, mul�umesc. Super!

Germofoba:Scuza�i-m�.Ave�i un spray antibacterian? Unul mic?

Secretara: Nu.
Germofoba: Un fungicid?
Secretara: Nu.
Germofoba:Alcool?

Numere:Nu v�d nimic. Sigur nu e �n geant�?

Baba:Sunt foarte sigur�.Trebuie s� fie aici. Le-am luat.E posibil s� m� fi �ncuiat

pe dinafar�. Doamne!
Le-am luat. Doamne!Dumnezeule!

Numere:Ai v�zut-o pe maniac�?So�ia mea.. Fosta. Era la fel.C�nd m�ncam �n ora�,era

un miracol c� nu cur�a buc�t�ria.
Iar asta m�n�nc� s�pun la desert.Oare c�te sapunuri folose�te anual?Poate 175 sau
215.

Doctorul: Se cheam� �ritualuri de cur�enie".

O s� caut termenul.

Numere:Pastreaza ambalajele?

Baba:Doamne! Le-am g�sit!

Numere:Ne-ai speriat.

Baba:Dar dac� sun� cineva la sonerie

c�t gazele sunt deschise o s� se �nt�mple ceva cumplit.

Doctorul:Doamn�, ne scoate�i din min�i.A�i verificat sau nu dac� a�i �nchis gazele?

Baba:De mai multe ori.Sunt o cet�eanc� responsabil� a Spaniei.

Numere: De c�te ori?

Baba: Nu-mi amintesc.
Numere: De mai mult de zece ori?
Baba Mult mai mult!
Numere:De c�te ori? Aproximativ.
Baba:De cel pu�in 35 de ori.
Docotrul:Nu e niciun pericol. Crede�i-m�!

Secretara:M� asculta�i?

434
00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:02,509
Stricat� nenorocit�!

435
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,804
Scuze, prietenul meu are probleme.

436
00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:07,472
Am cerut eu o explica�ie?

437
00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:11,851
De c�nd lucrez aici, v�d, aud �i tac.
Sunt imun�.

438
00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:13,436
Nu v� sup�ra�i pe mine.

439
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,981
Iertare pentru eroarea de azi,
de la clinic�.

440
00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,900
Am �ncercat s� fac program�rile �n Excel,

441
00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:21,694
dar ne-au convins
s� ne moderniz�m tehnologia.

442
00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:24,072
Programul �sta nou face ce vrea el,

443
00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:26,825
dar Excelul f�cea ce voiam eu.

444
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:29,202
R�zboi total �mpotriva progresului.

445
00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:32,831
Pierdem mul�i clien�i
cu porc�ria asta de �mp�r�it ma�ina.

446
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,041
Nu mai po�i s� mai por�i
o discu�ie normal�.

447
00:30:35,124 --> 00:30:38,127
Toat� lumea e cu ochii �n telefon.
Nu �n�eleg.

448
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:40,547
Ce caut�?

449
00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,966
S� scape de lucruri.

450
00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:45,635
Nu pot s� dau de dr. Palomero.

451
00:30:45,718 --> 00:30:49,097
Zborul lui de la Londra a fost �nt�rziat
de uraganul Demetrius.

452
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:52,350
- Vine de acolo.
- Da, e o autoritate interna�ional�.

453
00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:54,644
La �tiri au spus
c� Demetrius scade �n intensitate.

454
00:30:54,727 --> 00:30:56,855
Slav� Domnului! Sunt multe victime?

455
00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:59,941
Ave�i reviste, c�r�i, jocuri.

456
00:31:01,734 --> 00:31:04,070
- Ce faci cu ele?
- Le ordonez dup� dat� �i tip.

457
00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:07,323
B�rfe, s�n�tate, psihologie, ma�ini,
supranatural. E r�u?

458
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:12,245
V-a�i g�ndit vreodat�
s� lua�i o proprietate comun�?

459
00:31:12,328 --> 00:31:13,788
Pot s� v� explic eu tot.

460
00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:15,748
Asta ne mai lipsea!

461
00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:19,335
EI trebuie s� fie la telefon.
V� �in la curent.

462
00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:23,131
- Prezenta�i-v�.
- Domni�oar�,

463
00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:25,717
asta nu e terapie de grup, nu?

464
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,010
Mul�umesc mult.

465
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,850
Mi se pare mie
sau fata asta e foarte enervant�?

466
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:36,477
Ce u�urare!
Credeam c� mi se pare doar mie.

467
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,855
E culmea!

468
00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:41,399
Dac� ne prime�te pe r�nd,

469
00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:44,235
- ...st�m aici toat� dup�-amiaza.
- �i toat� noaptea.

470
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:47,947
Cum robinetele sunt deschise,
facturile o s� fie uria�e.

471
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,300
Vre�i s� v� calculez cheltuielile?

472
00:31:49,324 --> 00:31:50,742
' Nu!
' Nu!

473
00:31:50,825 --> 00:31:51,951
Aproximativ?

474
00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:53,119
' Nu!
' Nu!

475
00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:58,458
Pot s� deschid geamul?

476
00:31:58,541 --> 00:31:59,626
De ce?

477
00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:03,463
�ase oameni �ntr-o �nc�pere,

478
00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:07,592
c�nd b�ntuie gripa, bron�ita,
faringita, laringita,

479
00:32:07,675 --> 00:32:10,887
- ...nu constituie un mediu s�n�tos.
- Nu e foarte cald,

480
00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:14,098
o s� ne �mboln�vim to�i.

481
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:16,809
Dou� minute �i �l �nchid.

482
00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:18,061
Jigodie!

483
00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:19,020
Mul�umesc.

484
00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:22,857
- Iisuse! Nu se las�.
- S-a st�p�nit ceva vreme.

485
00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:40,166
- Cau�i ceva?
- Nu, ofer
486
00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:42,794
armonie �ntregului.
Nu e nimeni deranjat de dezordine?

487
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:45,672
Pe mine m� deranjeaz�
c� ne ia drept pro�ti.

488
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,591
Unde e dezordinea?

489
00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:51,386
Nu e simetric.

490
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,555
Asta e prea de tot!

491
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:58,184
De ce nu-�i place terapia de grup?

492
00:32:58,267 --> 00:33:01,354
Nu-mi place.

493
00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:03,147
Mereu r�d de mine,

494
00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:06,109
cu c�t sunt mai b�tr�n,
cu at�t suport mai greu.

495
00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:10,363
Eu nu am venit s� r�d de cineva.

496
00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:13,241
Nici eu, v� asigur.

497
00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:15,785
Vezi, Federico? Lini�te�te-te!

498
00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:30,633
Eu am f�cut mult� terapie de grup
�i nimeni nu r�dea de nimeni.

499
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:34,679
- De ce nu facem ce a zis fata?
- Ce?

500
00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:37,932
S� ne prezent�m.

501
00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:42,395
Bine. Cine �ncepe?

502
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:46,190
Hai!

503
00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:52,572
Eu sunt Otto.

504
00:33:52,655 --> 00:33:54,824
- �Oto".
- Otto.

505
00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:55,783
�Oto".

506
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:59,162
O-T-T-O.

507
00:33:59,245 --> 00:34:01,039
Ai �n�eles?

508
00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:02,040
Ce anume?

509
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:05,918
E simetric. De fapt, numele meu e Manolo,

510
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:10,173
dar a�a �mi spun rudele �i prietenii.

511
00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:12,592
- Spune-mi ceva.
- Ce?

512
00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:15,553
Sunt derutat�.

513
00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:17,889
Nu �n�eleg

514
00:34:17,972 --> 00:34:21,017
cum cineva ca tine...

515
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:23,519
Ai creier, nu?

516
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:26,272
Faci sport, nu?

517
00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:27,355
Eu? Sport?

518
00:34:27,815 --> 00:34:31,152
E ceva genetic! Ce noroc ai!

519
00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:37,158
Cum cineva cu gene at�t de bune
poate avea ghinion �n dragoste?

520
00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:40,035
Scuze.

521
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:45,625
Nu-l g�sesc, ca de obicei.
Nu g�sesc nimic.

522
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:47,502
E acolo. Doar c� e o geant� mare.

523
00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:49,378
Scuze.

524
00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:50,462
Nicio problem�.

525
00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:56,969
Am aflat c� scannerul
de la optician era stricat.

526
00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:59,472
�i v�nd cu 20 de euro. Vrei �i tu?

527
00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:01,933
�efa mea.

528
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:04,435
Bun�, Nu�!

529
00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:09,023
Nu prea am semnal aici. A�teapt�!

530
00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,650
Da, vin.

531
00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:23,204
Trebuie s� lucrez disear�.

532
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:25,414
Nu �tiu dac� �i-am zis, dar...

533
00:35:26,415 --> 00:35:29,377
Scuze, m� duc la toalet�. Vin imediat.

534
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:30,503
Nu dureaz� mult.

535
00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:44,600
Suf�r de TOC din adolescen��.

536
00:35:44,684 --> 00:35:45,852
Ce anume?

537
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:47,979
TOC. Este prescurtarea

538
00:35:48,062 --> 00:35:51,065
pentru �tulbur�ri obsesiv-compulsive...

539
00:35:53,025 --> 00:35:54,735
TOC, TOC.

540
00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:58,823
Din p�cate, to�i suferim de asta.

541
00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:01,742
Scuza�i-m�, eu nu am a�a ceva.

542
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:05,204
Am venit
s� iau ni�te re�ete pentru o prieten�

543
00:36:05,288 --> 00:36:07,456
care nu putea veni singur�.

544
00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:10,543
Po�i �nchide fereastra?
O s� facem to�i pneumonie.

545
00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:13,504
Nu, dimpotriv�, a�a scapi de microbi.

546
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:16,090
Bine, de acum �nainte,

547
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,050
gata cu �ntreruperile, bine?

548
00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:22,013
- Boule!
- Mai pu�in Federico,

549
00:36:22,096 --> 00:36:24,432
- ...el nu se poate controla.
- Ce rost are asta?

550
00:36:24,515 --> 00:36:27,226
A�a putem s� spargem ghea�a
�nainte s� vin� doctorul.

551
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:30,980
Nu. Nu m� intereseaz� via�a nim�nui
�i nu vreau s� m� cunoasc� al�ii.

552
00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:34,150
Dac� e o escrocherie
ca s� cump�r�m locuin�e,

553
00:36:34,233 --> 00:36:36,068
am dat de naiba.

554
00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:39,197
O nepoat� din Insulele Canare
a fost p�c�lit� a�a.
555
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,574
Bine, una mai pu�in. Continu�, Otto!

556
00:36:41,657 --> 00:36:44,118
Super! Principala mea problem�

557
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,787
e c� nu pot s� calc pe linii

558
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:49,874
�i sunt obsedat de ordine �i de simetrie.

559
00:36:49,957 --> 00:36:51,918
- �Hue$L.
- Otto.

560
00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:54,587
�i sunt proiectant.

561
00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:58,466
E cam absurd, dar locuiesc cu mama.

562
00:36:58,549 --> 00:37:01,719
- �i asta �ine de TOC?
- Nu, e o consecin�� a sa.

563
00:37:01,802 --> 00:37:04,096
Cea mai lung� rela�ie a mea
cu o femeie a fost de...

564
00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:06,974
trei zile.

565
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,517
Ele nu �n�eleg.

566
00:37:11,145 --> 00:37:14,065
�i dai seama c�t de des spui

567
00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:16,984
cuv�ntul �super"?

568
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:19,278
Serios? Nu cred.
569
00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:22,615
Ba da. �Super, super!"

570
00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:24,784
�Super, super"? E�ti sigur�?

571
00:37:24,867 --> 00:37:27,370
- Super, super.
- E o chestie de TOC?

572
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,833
Nu. E mai cur�nd o lips� de subiecte.

573
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,336
Pot s� sugerez ceva?

574
00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:39,715
Vezi tu... o psiholog�

575
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:42,593
mi-a spus c�ndva
c� atunci c�nd alegem o culoare

576
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:44,178
suntem influen�a�i

577
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:47,056
de starea noastr� general�.

578
00:37:47,139 --> 00:37:49,058
De exemplu, dac� e�ti

579
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:52,770
un om depresiv, preferi negrul,

580
00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:56,315
dar, dac� e�ti un om optimist,
ce culoare alegi?

581
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:03,531
- Roz?
- Ce prostie!

582
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,658
Ai Citit asta �n Biblie?
583
00:38:05,741 --> 00:38:08,077
�tiu! Mie-mi place verde.

584
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,204
Verde! Super! De ce?

585
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:11,664
- S-a luat �i la tine.
- Ce?

586
00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:14,000
- S-a luat �i la tine.
- Ce?

587
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:16,377
E culoarea din mijlocul curcubeului.

588
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:19,046
Ro�u, portocaliu, galben �ntr-o parte,

589
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,882
albastru, indigo, violet �n cealalt�.
�i la mijloc?

590
00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:23,426
Verde.

591
00:38:23,509 --> 00:38:27,096
�i asta nu e o prostie? Explica�i-mi asta!

592
00:38:27,179 --> 00:38:30,057
Ce vrei s� �i se explice?

593
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:33,519
�n�elesul vie�ii, de exemplu.
De ce ne na�tem unde ne na�tem?

594
00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:36,689
Alegem noi sau e �barbitrar"?

595
00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:38,649
Nu �n�eleg.

596
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,943
�Arbitrar...

597
00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:42,944
�i eu ce am spus?

598
00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:47,074
�ntreab�-l pe amicul invizibil
cu care vorbe�ti �ntruna.

599
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,952
Care amic invizibil? Vorbesc cu Dumnezeu.

600
00:38:50,036 --> 00:38:52,246
Exact. Dumnezeu cel invizibil.

601
00:38:52,913 --> 00:38:54,290
Eu plec!

602
00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:57,752
E�ti prost-crescut!
Nu mai e respect �n �ara asta,

603
00:38:57,835 --> 00:38:59,211
nu exist� o temelie.

604
00:39:06,218 --> 00:39:09,680
Mi-am amintit.
Trebuie s� cump�r un usc�tor de salat�

605
00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:12,933
- ...care s� func�ioneze.
- Nu-l lua de la reduceri.

606
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:16,395
- Dar de unde?
- De la feronerie, poate.

607
00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:18,814
Lini�te�te-te, r�deau de tine.

608
00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:21,650
Sunt lini�tit�, ce vrei s� zici?

609
00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:22,860
De ce spui asta?
610
00:39:22,943 --> 00:39:25,696
Atunci relaxeaz�-te!

611
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:28,657
E�ti blond� natural

612
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:29,950
sau e�ti vopsit�?

613
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:41,754
Alta! A deranjat-o ceva.

614
00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:44,090
�i-mi spune mie s� m� relaxez.

615
00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:47,927
Explica�i-mi asta!

616
00:40:02,149 --> 00:40:03,859
Mereu am vrut s� fiu avocat,

617
00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:06,529
dar cu simptomele astea...

618
00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:11,367
Ce fa�� ar face judec�torul
dac� a� avea o criz� la tribunal?

619
00:40:12,618 --> 00:40:14,620
�D-le judec�tor, cu tot respectul..."

620
00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,127
Scuze.

621
00:40:21,210 --> 00:40:24,880
Scuze, �mi place s� glumesc.
Nu m� pot ab�ine.

622
00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:28,217
O s� m� cunoa�te�i mai bine.

623
00:40:31,345 --> 00:40:33,889
Aici, �n Spania,
624
00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:36,225
am hot�r�t s� m� dedic unei meserii

625
00:40:36,308 --> 00:40:38,894
pe care s-o practic de acas�.

626
00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:41,063
Am �nceput s� v�nd p�s�ri.

627
00:40:43,023 --> 00:40:44,942
T�rf�!

628
00:40:45,025 --> 00:40:46,861
Gura!

629
00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:49,405
To�i papagalii pe care-i vindeam
erau adu�i �napoi.

630
00:40:49,488 --> 00:40:52,116
Cic� erau prea vulgari.

631
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:54,702
Ce puteam s� fac?

632
00:40:54,785 --> 00:40:55,785
Lini�te!

633
00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:58,247
�i �in acas�, bie�ii de ei!

634
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,168
Nu e�ti c�s�torit?

635
00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:06,130
Nu. Era s-o fac...

636
00:41:06,672 --> 00:41:09,925
O dat�. Esmeralda.

637
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:14,305
Dar se temea c� �n loc s� spun �da"

638
00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:16,140
�n fa�a preotului,

639
00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:19,226
o s� spun ceva ur�t.

640
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:21,061
Firesc. Biata fat�!

641
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:22,855
Bietul de mine.

642
00:41:22,938 --> 00:41:25,399
Federico, ce culoare �i place?

643
00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:27,276
Culoarea!

644
00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:30,321
Nu uita asta, e important de �tiut.

645
00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:33,866
Nu te b�ga! Tu roag�-te pentru noi.

646
00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:37,828
- Asta fac.
- Culoarea mea. Speran�a.

647
00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:40,873
- Ce culoare e asta?
- Nu e o melodie?

648
00:41:40,956 --> 00:41:42,791
Poate s� fie �i o culoare.

649
00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,877
Federico folose�te o licen�� poetic�.

650
00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:46,629
Ce culoare e?

651
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:50,674
Ea a fost singura culoare din via�a mea,

652
00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:52,801
dar am pierdut-o.
653
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:59,517
�nvesele�te-te! �Sperarea" moare ultima.

654
00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:01,810
�Speran�a".

655
00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:06,106
- Speran�a.
- �i eu ce am zis?

656
00:42:14,990 --> 00:42:17,117
Nu e o idee excelent�?

657
00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:20,371
Sigur c� apartamentul e al t�u,
dar numai dou� s�pt�m�ni pe an.

658
00:42:20,454 --> 00:42:23,582
G�nde�te-te c�t economise�ti la facturi!

659
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:27,169
Da, zborul de 13.30, Londra-Madrid.

660
00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:29,004
Nu �tii dac� a plecat?

661
00:42:29,088 --> 00:42:31,131
S-a r�t�cit deasupra Canalului?

662
00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:33,342
Dac� nu �tii...

663
00:42:33,425 --> 00:42:36,512
Sunt at�tea fete calificate �omere...

664
00:42:36,595 --> 00:42:38,264
Mul�umesc mult!

665
00:42:45,354 --> 00:42:46,397
E r�ndul t�u.

666
00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:50,693
Nu �nc�! Nu sunt preg�tit�!
667
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,035
- Mai e�ti aici?
- Da.

668
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:04,123
Dar plec acum �i nu m� mai �ntorc.

669
00:43:04,623 --> 00:43:08,877
- Atunci nu te �ntoarce.
- In niciun caz!

670
00:43:08,961 --> 00:43:11,714
- Ce �i-am f�cut eu?
- Dar eu ce �i-am f�cut?

671
00:43:11,797 --> 00:43:14,758
- Ce ai f�cut?
- Da, ce am f�cut?

672
00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:17,803
Important e ce n-ai f�cut.
Cine �tie ce ai f�cut!

673
00:43:17,886 --> 00:43:19,680
�i ce ai f�cut tu nu conteaz�?

674
00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:22,808
Ce am f�cut eu?

675
00:43:24,143 --> 00:43:26,895
Asta! Asta mi-ai f�cut.

676
00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:29,273
De ce nu po�i fi �i tu ca ceilal�i?

677
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:37,615
Am �nt�lnire m�ine cu dr. Palomero.

678
00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:39,950
Cic� e specialist interna�ional.

679
00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:42,369
- Era �i timpul!
- Ce vrei?

680
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:45,456
A�tept de 13,5 luni programarea asta.

681
00:43:45,539 --> 00:43:47,708
410 Zile.

682
00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:49,710
9.840 de ore,

683
00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:53,297
adic� 590.400 de minute

684
00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:57,426
sau 35.424.000 de secunde.

685
00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:05,809
S� te ajut?

686
00:44:07,353 --> 00:44:10,147
Dac� nu �ti�i sigur cum m� cheam�,

687
00:44:10,230 --> 00:44:12,816
vede�i aici. E-Mil-I-O.

688
00:44:14,109 --> 00:44:17,780
A�i �n�eles? �I am de la ni�te prieteni.

689
00:44:18,697 --> 00:44:22,576
Mi l-au dat �n glum�.

690
00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:28,040
Sunt taximetrist, am 37 de ani,

691
00:44:28,123 --> 00:44:31,710
�mi plac ro�ul �i albul.

692
00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:34,630
- Asta nu e o culoare, sunt dou�.
- Cucoan�,

693
00:44:34,713 --> 00:44:37,341
nu te lua de Atleti!

694
00:44:37,424 --> 00:44:39,718
Nu te lua de Atleti,
695
00:44:39,802 --> 00:44:41,762
c�-mi pierd calmul.

696
00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:45,182
V-a�i dat seama,

697
00:44:45,265 --> 00:44:49,144
problema mea e c� sunt prea calculat,

698
00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:53,065
adic� �mi place s� calculez tot.

699
00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:56,568
Dar poate c� defectul t�u, dac� ai unul,

700
00:44:56,652 --> 00:44:58,404
te face genial.

701
00:44:58,487 --> 00:45:00,531
Stai pu�in!

702
00:45:00,614 --> 00:45:02,449
C�te zile sunt �n 25 de ani?

703
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:05,035
9.131.

704
00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:07,621
Cu tot cu anii bisec�i.

705
00:45:07,704 --> 00:45:09,248
Dar asta e...

706
00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:13,085
- Bine.
- C�te minute?

707
00:45:13,168 --> 00:45:18,090
13.148.640.

708
00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:20,551
A�i v�zut?

709
00:45:20,634 --> 00:45:23,178
Nici n-a ezitat. Cum spuneam, e genial.

710
00:45:23,762 --> 00:45:27,975
Ar trebui s� verific�m.
De unde �tim c� nu minte?

711
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:31,353
- Verific�.
- N-am calculator.

712
00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:32,604
Am eu.

713
00:45:33,689 --> 00:45:36,108
Mai e ceva. So�ia mea...

714
00:45:36,191 --> 00:45:38,735
- Fosta so�ie.
- Am eu.

715
00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:41,321
...spune c� adun prea multe lucruri.

716
00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:43,115
Biata femeie!

717
00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:45,826
�i-a c�tigat locul �n rai,
dup� c�te �i-a tolerat.

718
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:48,579
- Mul�umesc, ce dr�gu�!
- Am auzit de a�a ceva.

719
00:45:48,662 --> 00:45:51,331
- Ce colec�ionezi?
- Lucruri.

720
00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:54,960
Nu se �tie niciodat� c�nd �i trebuie.

721
00:45:55,043 --> 00:45:58,380
Piese de electrocasnice... Le las acolo.

722
00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:01,341
...pungi de plastic, computere, biciclete,

723
00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:03,719
- ...Cartona�e de bingo.
- Cartona�e de bingo?

724
00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:05,637
Bilete de loterie.

725
00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:07,806
Bilete de loterie?

726
00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:10,767
Unele con�in numere fascinante.

727
00:46:12,561 --> 00:46:14,104
Pentru mine era un hobby, pentru ea...

728
00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:15,564
Un iad.

729
00:46:17,733 --> 00:46:20,110
- A�a de ciudat e?
- Nu te judec.

730
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:23,614
Nu, scuze. Suntem to�i �n aceea�i oal�.

731
00:46:25,073 --> 00:46:27,659
Nu scapi a�a, Alb�-ca-Z�pada.
E r�ndul t�u.

732
00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:31,955
B�ga-mi-a�!

733
00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:47,513
M� cheam� Blanca,
sunt tehnician de laborator �i am...

734
00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,139
dou�zeci �i cinci de ani.

735
00:46:52,559 --> 00:46:53,852
Treizeci.

736
00:46:57,898 --> 00:46:59,066
Treizeci �i cinci.

737
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:03,195
TOC-ul meu e legat

738
00:47:03,278 --> 00:47:07,157
de panica provocat� de microbi, bacterii,

739
00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:09,826
ciuperci, c�pu�e, virusuri.

740
00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:13,163
Chestii de genul �sta.

741
00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:14,665
Dintotdeauna.

742
00:47:16,458 --> 00:47:19,253
Ar trebui s�-mi fac griji, nu?

743
00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:22,548
Se spune c� exteriorizez prea mult,

744
00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:25,217
dar, c�nd auzi ce auzi
�i cite�ti ce cite�ti...

745
00:47:37,479 --> 00:47:41,483
D-r� Blanca? Iar?
Va trebui s� vorbim cu sindicatul.

746
00:47:43,193 --> 00:47:45,821
�i culoarea mea preferat� e albul.

747
00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:50,325
E doar o coinciden��.

748
00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:54,913
Uneori cur�enia �mi ocup� at�ta timp,
c� abia apuc

749
00:47:54,997 --> 00:47:57,958
s� mai tr�iesc.

750
00:48:00,794 --> 00:48:04,506
Ce u�urare, ne-am scos m�tile!

751
00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:07,217
Crezi c� nu ne-am dat seama ce-i cu tine?

752
00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,678
Pu�ini oameni din jurul meu �tiu.

753
00:48:09,761 --> 00:48:12,055
Trebuie s� ne deschidem, nu?

754
00:48:12,806 --> 00:48:15,017
M-am izolat de restul lumii.

755
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:16,310
�tiu cum e.

756
00:48:17,352 --> 00:48:18,352
�i eu.

757
00:48:18,770 --> 00:48:19,646
�i eu.

758
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,690
Sigur �i doamna de pe canapea.

759
00:48:22,524 --> 00:48:25,027
- �i eu.
- Doamna are �i ea gur�.

760
00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:26,445
Te �n�eleg, scumpo.

761
00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:40,459
- Nu eu!
- Ba da, tu.

762
00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:43,587
- Nu eu!
- Ba da.

763
00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:45,255
E ca un antrenament.

764
00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:48,592
Va trebui s-o facem �i �n fa�a doctorului.

765
00:48:48,675 --> 00:48:51,553
- M� sufoc!
- Bine, deschid geamul.

766
00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:53,347
Ce obsesie!

767
00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:57,225
Numele meu e Lili,

768
00:48:59,144 --> 00:49:01,563
prescurtarea de la Liliana

769
00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:06,985
s-a �nt�mplat ceva �n capul meu

770
00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:09,071
�i m� oblig� s� repet tot.

771
00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:15,410
Cum func�ioneaz�?

772
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:18,330
M� cheam� Lili, de la Liliana,

773
00:49:18,413 --> 00:49:21,917
s-a �nt�mplat ceva �n capul meu
�i m� oblig� s� repet tot.

774
00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,336
E adev�rat.

775
00:49:24,419 --> 00:49:27,172
Misterul a fost rezolvat.

776
00:49:27,255 --> 00:49:28,548
�nc� unul.

777
00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:30,008
Se �nt�mpl� mereu?

778
00:49:30,967 --> 00:49:32,594
Mereu, mereu?

779
00:49:33,595 --> 00:49:34,638
Aproape.

780
00:49:34,721 --> 00:49:37,683
Cred c� ai mare succes acas�.

781
00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:39,351
Mereu, mereu?

782
00:49:40,477 --> 00:49:42,938
- Aproape.
- Am spus c� nu ne batem joc.

783
00:49:43,021 --> 00:49:45,023
Atunci f� �i tu asta.

784
00:49:45,107 --> 00:49:48,151
Uneori repet ultimele silabe

785
00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:49,903
ale cuvintelor oamenilor.

786
00:49:49,986 --> 00:49:51,697
�i se �nt�mpl� mereu?

787
00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:55,575
Iar? Mereu, mereu?

788
00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:56,702
Aproape.

789
00:49:56,785 --> 00:49:58,745
De c�nd?

790
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:01,665
Iar? Mereu, mereu. Aproape.

791
00:50:01,748 --> 00:50:05,085
Uneori repet ultimele silabe
ale cuvintelor oamenilor.

792
00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:08,338
Nu, de c�nd a murit tata.
793
00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:10,966
- �i dac� nu repe�i?
- Nu,

794
00:50:11,049 --> 00:50:12,634
de c�nd a murit tata.

795
00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:21,059
Mi-e fric� de moarte.

796
00:50:26,648 --> 00:50:28,275
Mi-e fric� de moarte.

797
00:50:31,987 --> 00:50:33,947
Mari, mari!

798
00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:35,991
Mici, mici!

799
00:50:37,784 --> 00:50:40,245
Mici, mici! Stai, Marcial!

800
00:50:41,079 --> 00:50:44,124
Marcial? Stai, Marcial! Marcial?

801
00:50:44,207 --> 00:50:46,752
Mari! Marcial, stai! Mari!

802
00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:48,503
Marcial, stai!

803
00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:53,550
Marcial. Marcial, te rog, a�teapt�.

804
00:50:53,633 --> 00:50:56,386
Marcial, te rog, a�teapt�.

805
00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:58,472
Marcial! Marcial!

806
00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:03,894
Calmeaz�-te, e vina mea.
Am avut doar suc la micul dejun.
807
00:51:08,982 --> 00:51:10,984
E extraordinar.

808
00:51:11,067 --> 00:51:13,862
S� repe�i totul e culmea simetriei.

809
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,991
Mul�umesc, asta m� �nvesele�te.

810
00:51:19,284 --> 00:51:21,828
Mul�umesc, asta m� �nvesele�te.

811
00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:24,164
- �i culoarea?
- Gri, gri.

812
00:51:24,247 --> 00:51:25,707
M-am g�ndit c�-mi aduce noroc.

813
00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:27,167
Serios? De ce?

814
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:30,796
Gri, gri. M-am g�ndit c�-mi aduce noroc.

815
00:51:30,879 --> 00:51:31,963
De ce? De ce?

816
00:51:32,047 --> 00:51:35,509
�Gris-gris" e o amulet�
norocoas� african�.

817
00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:38,428
- Nu �tiai?
- Nu.

818
00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:41,681
�Gris-gris" e o amulet�
norocoas� african�.

819
00:51:42,724 --> 00:51:44,601
- Nu �tiai?
- Nu.

820
00:51:44,684 --> 00:51:48,313
Nu vreau s� fiu negativist�,
dar �i tu ai o problem�.

821
00:51:48,396 --> 00:51:50,190
- Asta e tot ce spun.
- �i tu e�ti dislexic�.

822
00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:52,859
- Poftim?
- �i tu e�ti dislexic�.

823
00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:56,947
Unde e o priz�? Unde e o priz�?

824
00:51:57,864 --> 00:52:01,201
Po�i s� nu mai dai din m�ini?

825
00:52:01,284 --> 00:52:04,204
E r�ndul t�u. E�ti gata?

826
00:52:04,287 --> 00:52:07,624
De ce m� ba�i la cap? �i-am spus c� sunt
aici pentru c� o prieten� nu putea veni.

827
00:52:07,707 --> 00:52:10,335
Cred c� o �tiu pe prietena asta

828
00:52:10,418 --> 00:52:12,587
�i sem�na�i ca dou� pic�turi de ap�.

829
00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:14,923
Apa! Trebuie s� plec.

830
00:52:15,006 --> 00:52:18,552
Nu, nu te teme. Nu, nu te teme.

831
00:52:18,635 --> 00:52:20,303
Am f�cut-o to�i.

832
00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:22,097
Bine, nu plec �nc�.

833
00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:27,185
Sf�nt� Fecioar�

834
00:52:28,144 --> 00:52:29,604
imaculat�,

835
00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:32,107
cea mai bun� dintre mame,

836
00:52:32,190 --> 00:52:35,360
ajutorul tuturor cre�tinilor,

837
00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:38,280
d�-mi putere.

838
00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:41,032
Vorbe�te cu prietena ei invizibil�.

839
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:44,828
M� crede�i serioas�,
dar sunt foarte modern�.

840
00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:47,330
Am fost �i la un concert Beatles.

841
00:52:47,914 --> 00:52:49,958
Nu-mi da mingea!

842
00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:52,460
M� simt mai bine cu Biblia.

843
00:52:54,462 --> 00:52:55,702
Am stabilit s� nu ne batem joc.

844
00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:59,426
Nicio grij�.
Sunt eu atent s� nu r�d� nimeni.

845
00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:01,678
La tine m� refeream.

846
00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:08,935
M� cheam� Ana Maria
Virginia Galindo de la Mata �i sunt...

847
00:53:09,978 --> 00:53:11,479
Sunt f�r� v�rst�.

848
00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:15,233
Sunt S�get�toare, dac� asta conteaz�.

849
00:53:15,317 --> 00:53:17,736
Culoarea mea preferat� e albastrul.

850
00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:20,322
Dar nu un albastru normal,

851
00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:24,034
ci unul profund, un...

852
00:53:24,117 --> 00:53:27,329
un albastru celest.
Nu �tiu dac� explic cum trebuie.

853
00:53:36,087 --> 00:53:39,424
Sunt aici pentru c� am mania
s� verific tot

854
00:53:39,507 --> 00:53:42,260
iar �i iar, iar �i iar.

855
00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:45,305
Doamne! Am pierdut cheile.

856
00:53:45,388 --> 00:53:48,642
De fiecare dat� c�nd plec de acas�,
verific totul iar �i iar.

857
00:53:48,725 --> 00:53:50,644
Dac� am �nchis gazele, curentul,

858
00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:53,521
apa, borcanul de biscui�i.

859
00:53:54,648 --> 00:53:56,650
Uite-le! Slav� Domnului!

860
00:53:56,733 --> 00:53:59,861
Verificarea. Clasic!

861
00:53:59,945 --> 00:54:01,655
�Clasici cic�.

862
00:54:01,738 --> 00:54:03,406
Am citit c� se vindec�.

863
00:54:04,824 --> 00:54:07,035
Sper s� se vindece,

864
00:54:07,118 --> 00:54:09,496
pentru c�, a�a cum a zis fata,

865
00:54:11,289 --> 00:54:12,749
nici eu nu am o via��.

866
00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:38,525
Era �i timpul. Tocmai au plecat.
N-au l�sat nicio firimitur�.

867
00:54:46,825 --> 00:54:49,452
Prietenele mele nu m� mai cheam�
Ia ciocolat�.

868
00:54:52,330 --> 00:54:54,416
- Nu ajung niciodat� Ia timp.
- Vezi?

869
00:54:54,499 --> 00:54:57,043
Te-ai desc�rcat.
Te-ai �necat �ntr-un pahar de ap�.

870
00:54:57,127 --> 00:54:59,713
Nu mai pomeni apa! �mi vine s� m� duc

871
00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:02,257
- ...s� verific robinetul.
- De la bideu?

872
00:55:04,509 --> 00:55:07,637
Poate cineva s�-i �nchid� gura?

873
00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:09,347
Nu tace niciodat�!

874
00:55:10,223 --> 00:55:12,434
�i asta...

875
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:18,356
- E tot ceva compulsiv?
- Nu �tiu. Poate?

876
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:21,026
Nu m-am g�ndit niciodat�. Iar!

877
00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:23,278
Nu m� pot controla.

878
00:55:25,030 --> 00:55:26,823
Asta pentru c�

879
00:55:26,906 --> 00:55:30,660
se spune despre creier
c� e ca un computer,

880
00:55:30,744 --> 00:55:33,955
iar, dac� introduci date gre�ite,

881
00:55:34,039 --> 00:55:36,082
trebuie reprogramat.

882
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:39,711
De asta sunt aici, s� fiu reprogramat�.

883
00:55:39,794 --> 00:55:41,379
Probabil m� crede�i nebun�.

884
00:55:41,463 --> 00:55:43,173
Nu.

885
00:55:43,256 --> 00:55:45,925
Dac� ar fi a�a, to�i am fi nebuni.

886
00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:50,305
Avem probleme,
dar asta nu �nseamn� c� suntem nebuni.

887
00:55:50,930 --> 00:55:51,930
Lini�te�te-te!

888
00:55:51,973 --> 00:55:53,975
Dar asta nu e tot.

889
00:55:55,935 --> 00:55:57,270
Mai am
890
00:55:58,605 --> 00:56:00,398
g�nduri ciudate.

891
00:56:02,150 --> 00:56:03,693
S� ne fie team�?

892
00:56:04,277 --> 00:56:06,613
Idei care-mi trec prin cap.

893
00:56:07,739 --> 00:56:10,158
Mereu acelea�i.

894
00:56:10,241 --> 00:56:12,243
Mereu acelea�i.

895
00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:14,454
Deschide-�i sufletul!

896
00:56:15,747 --> 00:56:17,832
Nu, mai bine �i spun doctorului.

897
00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:21,377
Urechile voastre n-ar rezista.

898
00:56:29,969 --> 00:56:31,805
Dar dac� asta vre�i...

899
00:56:36,101 --> 00:56:38,269
Sunt mimetic�. M� influen�eaz� tot ce v�d.

900
00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:42,440
Dac� Ia televizor se spune c� un b�rbat
din Murcia �i-a �mpu�cat vecinul

901
00:56:42,524 --> 00:56:45,068
pentru c� televizorul era prea tare,

902
00:56:45,151 --> 00:56:48,363
m� cuprinde g�ndul

903
00:56:48,446 --> 00:56:50,323
c� a� putea face �i eu asta.

904
00:56:53,326 --> 00:56:56,788
Iart�-m� dac� diareea mea verbal�
te-a deranjat mai devreme.

905
00:56:56,871 --> 00:56:58,832
�mi place s� glumesc,

906
00:56:58,915 --> 00:57:00,875
o s� m� cuno�ti mai bine.

907
00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:03,753
Dac� �i-a� spune
c� am trecut printr-o etap�

908
00:57:03,837 --> 00:57:05,880
�n care aveam �i eu g�ndurile astea?

909
00:57:08,424 --> 00:57:09,676
Trebuie s�-�i r�spund?

910
00:57:11,886 --> 00:57:14,681
Sunt doar g�nduri.

911
00:57:14,764 --> 00:57:16,933
Sigur n-ai face r�u nici m�car unei mu�te.

912
00:57:17,016 --> 00:57:21,062
Te contrazic.
Uneori cred c� pot fi malefic�.

913
00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:23,898
Parc� ar mai tr�i �n mine o persoan�
sau dou�.

914
00:57:24,482 --> 00:57:25,483
Sau trei.

915
00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:31,614
�i eu m� simt la fel.

916
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:34,701
Sunt con�tient� de problema mea,

917
00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:38,121
dar o alt� Blanca tr�ie�te �n mine,
care m� oblig� s� fac lucruri absurde.
918
00:57:38,204 --> 00:57:40,832
S� te g�nde�ti nu �nseamn� s� faci.

919
00:57:40,915 --> 00:57:44,210
- TOC nu e nebunie.
- Nu. Sunt s�n�toas�.

920
00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:46,754
- E doar o mic� problem�.
- Nu. Sunt s�n�toas�.

921
00:57:46,838 --> 00:57:49,757
- Ne sim�im vinova�i?
- Nu. Adic� da.

922
00:57:49,841 --> 00:57:52,135
Sim�im? Suntem con�tien�i
de ce ni se �nt�mpl�?

923
00:57:52,218 --> 00:57:53,303
- Da.
- Suntem nebuni?

924
00:57:53,386 --> 00:57:55,054
Da. Adic� nu!

925
00:57:55,138 --> 00:57:58,475
Oamenii s�n�to�i nu ne �n�eleg,

926
00:57:58,558 --> 00:58:01,019
dar mul�i nu-�i dau seama
c� sunt mai r�i dec�t noi.

927
00:58:01,102 --> 00:58:02,729
- Nu?
- Adic� da.

928
00:58:02,812 --> 00:58:03,938
�i recep�ionera?

929
00:58:04,022 --> 00:58:06,316
- E�ti proast�?
- Da.

930
00:58:06,399 --> 00:58:09,235
De�teptule, nu profita!
De�teptule, nu profita!

931
00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:11,821
Mi-ai ridicat-o la fileu. Iart�-m�!

932
00:58:11,905 --> 00:58:15,658
Mi-ai ridicat-o la fileu. Scuze.

933
00:58:15,742 --> 00:58:18,203
Uite, se ia!

934
00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:24,459
Mereu...

935
00:58:24,542 --> 00:58:27,629
glumesc. Vezi �i tu

936
00:58:27,712 --> 00:58:30,673
c� oamenii r�d cu mine.

937
00:58:35,887 --> 00:58:37,472
Cioc-cioc! Se poate?

938
00:58:42,101 --> 00:58:44,229
V� mul�umesc �n numele doctorului.

939
00:58:44,312 --> 00:58:46,898
O s� fie m�ndru
c� a�i fost at�t de r�bd�tori.

940
00:58:46,981 --> 00:58:49,567
Nu mai e doar o glum�.

941
00:58:49,651 --> 00:58:51,110
Nu v� sup�ra�i pe mine,

942
00:58:52,403 --> 00:58:54,364
dar tot nu dau de el.

943
00:58:54,447 --> 00:58:56,115
Fir-ar m�-sa a dracului!

944
00:58:56,199 --> 00:58:59,077
Nu am auzit asta.
Am vorbit la Avia�ia Civil�,

945
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:02,038
o secretar� foarte dr�gu��

946
00:59:02,121 --> 00:59:05,667
mi-a spus c� avionul a decolat,
doctorul fiind probabil la bord.

947
00:59:08,711 --> 00:59:10,588
Ce �nseamn� �probabil"?

948
00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:17,387
Am a�teptat un an asta! Explic�-mi!

949
00:59:17,470 --> 00:59:20,890
Doctorul o s� dea totul peste cap
ca s� v� vad� azi.

950
00:59:20,974 --> 00:59:24,018
- Dar t�rziu.
- Am l�sat lum�n�rile

951
00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:26,288
pentru sfintele �gueda �i Eulalia aprinse.
Le sunt devotat�.

952
00:59:26,312 --> 00:59:27,313
Am plecat!

953
00:59:27,397 --> 00:59:29,899
E scandalos! E scandalos!

954
00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:32,860
Nu fi�i a�a! Se �nt�mpl�.

955
00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:36,114
Ce faci?

956
00:59:36,197 --> 00:59:37,824
Nu m� gr�besc nic�ieri.

957
00:59:39,993 --> 00:59:41,035
�i eu r�m�n.

958
00:59:41,953 --> 00:59:44,581
Trebuie s� g�sim o solu�ie. Fetele pleac�.

959
00:59:46,457 --> 00:59:49,419
Ce altceva mai f�ceau la terapia de grup?

960
00:59:52,505 --> 00:59:55,341
Doctorul e cel mai sup�rat
de impasul acesta.

961
00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:59,137
Impas? E ru�inos. La revedere!

962
00:59:59,220 --> 01:00:01,681
Dac� am noroc,
g�sesc o feronerie deschis�.

963
01:00:01,764 --> 01:00:03,057
Dac� pleca�i,

964
01:00:03,141 --> 01:00:06,477
nu v� pot garanta o programare
�n anul urm�tor.

965
01:00:06,561 --> 01:00:09,772
O s� fac o pl�ngere
Ia Colegiul Psihologilor.

966
01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:12,066
Sunte�i ni�te privilegiate!

967
01:00:12,150 --> 01:00:15,069
S�pt�m�na viitoare doctorul pleac�
Ia Vancouver, Los Angeles,

968
01:00:15,153 --> 01:00:18,406
Alaska, China �i Hawaii.

969
01:00:18,489 --> 01:00:22,201
Pacien�ii importan�i a�teapt� ner�bd�tori
terapia cu doctorul.

970
01:00:22,285 --> 01:00:25,204
- Am spus c� plec �i asta fac.
- �i eu. �i eu.

971
01:00:26,164 --> 01:00:27,164
Fetelor!

972
01:00:28,541 --> 01:00:31,836
Dac� tot suntem aici �i ne �n�elegem,
mi-a venit o idee.

973
01:00:32,962 --> 01:00:34,005
Ce idee?

974
01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:35,965
Mul�umesc mult.

975
01:00:36,049 --> 01:00:38,801
Grupul ar putea fi doctorul.

976
01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:41,471
Nu �tim dac� dl. Palomero
va ajunge sau nu.

977
01:00:41,554 --> 01:00:42,972
- Eu nu spun ce p�rere am.
- Bine.

978
01:00:43,056 --> 01:00:44,641
- Nu spun ce p�rere am.
- Bine.

979
01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:47,352
- Unde e Lumea canin�?
- Pe r�ndul al treilea.

980
01:00:47,435 --> 01:00:49,270
- Po�i s� repe�i?
- Da.

981
01:00:49,354 --> 01:00:52,231
- Nu spun ce p�rere am.
- M� refeream la t�n�r,

982
01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:55,151
- ...dar mul�umesc c� repe�i.
- Ascult�,

983
01:00:55,234 --> 01:00:56,986
am fost la o �edin�� de terapie
984
01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:59,947
unde am f�cut un exerci�iu super.

985
01:01:00,823 --> 01:01:03,868
Psihologul meu mi-a cerut
s� m�n�nc la restaurant.

986
01:01:03,951 --> 01:01:04,869
Ce aventur�!

987
01:01:04,952 --> 01:01:07,246
Dar n-am putut.

988
01:01:07,330 --> 01:01:10,833
Sunt foarte precaut�.
Mereu am o rezerv� Ia mine.

989
01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:13,336
S� ne concentr�m!

990
01:01:13,419 --> 01:01:15,672
Grupul se ocup�
de o persoan� trei minute...

991
01:01:15,755 --> 01:01:17,173
Sper c� nu ne atingem.

992
01:01:17,256 --> 01:01:19,425
...cu scopul de a-i rezolva problema.

993
01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:22,512
Cum rezolv�m probleme vechi de ani buni

994
01:01:22,595 --> 01:01:24,472
�n trei minute?

995
01:01:24,555 --> 01:01:26,974
Scuze, mi se pare stupid.

996
01:01:28,434 --> 01:01:31,020
Rahat! C�cat! Jeg!

997
01:01:31,104 --> 01:01:34,399
Frumoas� serie!
998
01:01:34,482 --> 01:01:38,027
Fir-ar s� fie! Cred c� dormi dus!

999
01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:41,948
Dac� avem problemele astea
�i nu ne putem respecta,

1000
01:01:42,031 --> 01:01:44,992
nu le putem cere oamenilor normali
s� ne tolereze.

1001
01:01:45,076 --> 01:01:48,246
S� �ti�i ceva. Pu�tiul are dreptate.

1002
01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:51,624
Jur c� nu-i spun doctorului.

1003
01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:53,626
Mul�umesc mult.

1004
01:01:54,210 --> 01:01:56,337
S� ne �n�elegem! Vrei s� spui

1005
01:01:56,421 --> 01:01:59,257
c� trebuie s� ne �nfrunt�m TOC-urile

1006
01:01:59,340 --> 01:02:00,967
�n fa�a celorlal�i?

1007
01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:03,428
Exact. Nu avem nimic de pierdut, nu?

1008
01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:07,348
Atunci voi fi eu Cobaiul,

1009
01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:09,267
dac� nu v� sup�ra�i.

1010
01:02:09,350 --> 01:02:11,144
- Eu sunt a doua.
- Iisuse!

1011
01:02:11,227 --> 01:02:13,146
N-ai spus c� e stupid?
1012
01:02:16,858 --> 01:02:18,067
N-am nimic de pierdut.

1013
01:02:20,361 --> 01:02:21,904
Ce trebuie s� fac?

1014
01:02:21,988 --> 01:02:25,992
Timp de trei minute
renun�i la insulte sau gesturi obscene.

1015
01:02:26,951 --> 01:02:29,078
Pare greu.

1016
01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:32,039
- Cronometra�i-m�.
- Nicio problem�.

1017
01:02:32,123 --> 01:02:34,709
- Ambele cronometre sunt gata.
- Bine.

1018
01:02:34,792 --> 01:02:36,878
�ncepe!

1019
01:02:36,961 --> 01:02:38,337
Acum?

1020
01:02:43,676 --> 01:02:45,553
B�ga-mi-a� s�-mi bag!

1021
01:02:45,636 --> 01:02:47,805
Excelent �nceput!

1022
01:02:47,889 --> 01:02:51,392
- Scuze, e de la presiune.
- Federico, suntem al�turi de tine!

1023
01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:53,394
Scul�! Pu��!

1024
01:02:54,562 --> 01:02:57,690
Poate c� nu trebuia s� �ncep eu.

1025
01:02:57,774 --> 01:03:00,318
T�rf�! Rahat!
1026
01:03:00,401 --> 01:03:02,195
Coco�el! C�rnat!

1027
01:03:02,278 --> 01:03:05,573
Nu, merge bine. Filtreaz� lucrurile rele.

1028
01:03:05,656 --> 01:03:07,617
- E mai cuminte, nu?
- Da.

1029
01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:10,203
- Avort ambulant!
- Las-o balt�!

1030
01:03:10,286 --> 01:03:12,246
Iisuse, ce filtru!

1031
01:03:12,330 --> 01:03:14,081
Asta e situa�ia.

1032
01:03:14,165 --> 01:03:17,335
Cu c�t sunt mai �ncordat,
cu at�t e mai r�u.

1033
01:03:17,418 --> 01:03:19,837
M� Iini�tesc
doar �in�nd picioarele �n ap� s�rat�.

1034
01:03:19,921 --> 01:03:23,508
Ai grij�, eu r�cesc de la picioare.

1035
01:03:28,054 --> 01:03:32,016
Parc� a� fi �ntr-o camer� cu ecouri.

1036
01:03:32,099 --> 01:03:34,310
- C�t timp mai am?
- 1,37 minute.

1037
01:03:34,393 --> 01:03:35,937
Pot s� deschid geamul?

1038
01:03:36,020 --> 01:03:39,315
- Deschide picioarele!
- Evoluezi.
1039
01:03:40,274 --> 01:03:44,445
- Dac� ne-ar vedea cineva...
- Faci o atmosfer� negativ�!

1040
01:03:44,529 --> 01:03:47,031
Rahat, fund, p�r�, curist.

1041
01:03:47,114 --> 01:03:49,200
Ne d� �i Sinonime!

1042
01:03:49,283 --> 01:03:52,078
Federico, s� ne concentr�m.

1043
01:03:52,161 --> 01:03:53,161
Da. Pl�tic�!

1044
01:03:53,204 --> 01:03:56,082
Ce bine! Asta nu e �njur�tur�, e un pe�te.

1045
01:03:56,165 --> 01:03:57,309
- Acum se bag� �i ea.
- Ce bine!

1046
01:03:57,333 --> 01:03:59,877
Asta nu e �njur�tur�, e un pe�te.

1047
01:03:59,961 --> 01:04:02,547
- 15 secunde.
- Inc�? Nu se mai termin�?

1048
01:04:02,630 --> 01:04:04,715
- Para�ut�!
- Finalul grandios.

1049
01:04:04,799 --> 01:04:06,050
La naiba!

1050
01:04:06,759 --> 01:04:08,845
Muci. Obr�znic�tur�.

1051
01:04:09,428 --> 01:04:11,556
Timpul a expirat.

1052
01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:14,600
N-am nicio �ans�, e un dezastru.
1053
01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:17,228
Federico, ultimele au fost mai bl�nde.

1054
01:04:17,311 --> 01:04:19,939
E un progres. E un progres.

1055
01:04:20,648 --> 01:04:21,941
M� g�ndeam...

1056
01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:25,361
Nu te sup�ra, Federico,

1057
01:04:25,444 --> 01:04:28,322
dar �tii la ce m-am g�ndit?

1058
01:04:29,615 --> 01:04:33,369
Fata din Exorcistul
suferea de Tourette nediagnosticat?

1059
01:04:33,452 --> 01:04:34,704
E posibil?

1060
01:04:34,787 --> 01:04:35,787
Da.

1061
01:04:36,372 --> 01:04:37,832
Se poate.

1062
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,084
Se poate.

1063
01:04:40,167 --> 01:04:42,211
Ana Maria.

1064
01:04:43,462 --> 01:04:44,547
E r�ndul t�u.

1065
01:04:47,550 --> 01:04:50,761
Fecioar�, �mi �tii necazurile.
�i le-am m�rturisit.

1066
01:04:51,345 --> 01:04:54,390
D�-le lini�te celor tulbura�i
�i u�ureaz�-mi sufletul.
1067
01:04:55,850 --> 01:04:58,811
Bine. Ce trebuie s� fac?

1068
01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:01,480
Trei minute f�r� s� verifici nimic.

1069
01:05:01,564 --> 01:05:04,358
�i f�r� s� faci cruce.
�i f�r� s� faci cruce.

1070
01:05:04,442 --> 01:05:07,570
Exact. Las� �mpletitul prin aer.

1071
01:05:07,653 --> 01:05:08,946
Asta e tot?

1072
01:05:11,073 --> 01:05:15,494
Ai cheile de acas� sau nu?

1073
01:05:15,578 --> 01:05:17,246
Sigur c� da.

1074
01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:18,956
E�ti sigur�?

1075
01:05:20,791 --> 01:05:22,919
Sut� Ia sut�.

1076
01:05:23,002 --> 01:05:26,505
- Sigur�? Sigur�?
- Ai verificat?

1077
01:05:27,089 --> 01:05:28,215
De multe ori.

1078
01:05:28,299 --> 01:05:30,968
Uneori memoria �i joac� feste.

1079
01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:32,929
Uneori

1080
01:05:33,012 --> 01:05:35,890
lu�m cheile gre�ite.
1081
01:05:35,973 --> 01:05:39,060
A�a ceva se �nt�mpl�.
A�a ceva se �nt�mpl�.

1082
01:05:39,143 --> 01:05:42,396
�i cum mai intri �n cas�

1083
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:44,231
dac� ai gre�it?

1084
01:05:44,315 --> 01:05:46,025
Cum mai verifici gazele?

1085
01:05:46,734 --> 01:05:47,777
Sau curentul?

1086
01:05:48,402 --> 01:05:51,364
- Sau apa.
- Sau borcanul de biscui�i.

1087
01:05:51,447 --> 01:05:53,157
Sau borcanul de biscui�i.

1088
01:05:55,117 --> 01:05:57,828
Le am!

1089
01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:02,166
Nu sunt aici!

1090
01:06:02,249 --> 01:06:05,419
Nu sunt aici! Cine le-a luat?

1091
01:06:06,003 --> 01:06:08,673
A�i f�cut-o inten�ionat. Nu e amuzant.

1092
01:06:08,756 --> 01:06:11,092
Calmeaz�-te, geanta a fost mereu la tine.

1093
01:06:11,175 --> 01:06:14,762
Am fost la toalet� mai devreme,
am v�zut ni�te chei �n bud�

1094
01:06:14,845 --> 01:06:18,182
- am tras apa din gre�eal�.
- Erau ale mele?
1095
01:06:18,265 --> 01:06:20,226
Pot fi un om foarte r�u!

1096
01:06:20,309 --> 01:06:23,437
- Ce c�utai la toaleta femeilor?
- Glumeam.

1097
01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:26,565
- Cheile n-au disp�rut.
- Ce c�utai la toaleta femeilor?

1098
01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:28,401
Glumeam!

1099
01:06:28,484 --> 01:06:30,945
Ana Maria, nu te teme.

1100
01:06:33,489 --> 01:06:36,701
- A luat-o razna.
- E un atac cataleptic.

1101
01:06:36,784 --> 01:06:39,578
Ana Maria, Ana Maria,

1102
01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:41,914
- ...Ana Maria, Ana Maria!
- Termin�, te aude!

1103
01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:44,291
Un pahar de ap�! Desface�i-i br�ul.

1104
01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:47,253
Respir� ad�nc... Boa�e! Scuze.

1105
01:06:47,878 --> 01:06:50,756
- Nu are br�u.
- Deschide geamul! Coaie! Scuze.

1106
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,758
- Serios? Pot?
- Po�i.

1107
01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:55,219
A�a ne trebuie,
dac� facem singuri terapie.
1108
01:06:55,302 --> 01:06:57,013
Uite-Ie!

1109
01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,100
Te sim�i mai bine?

1110
01:07:01,183 --> 01:07:04,979
Nu e prima oar� c�nd mi se �nt�mpl�.

1111
01:07:05,062 --> 01:07:07,106
Dar te-ai descurcat foarte bine.

1112
01:07:07,189 --> 01:07:09,400
Ai rezistat ca o campioan�.

1113
01:07:09,483 --> 01:07:12,945
Mul�umesc. O clip� am crezut
c� s-a zis cu mine.

1114
01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,572
Ce scen�!

1115
01:07:14,655 --> 01:07:17,033
Spasmofilie. Nu e grav.

1116
01:07:17,116 --> 01:07:20,286
Doamne, ai un nume pentru orice.

1117
01:07:20,369 --> 01:07:21,871
Explic�-mi asta!

1118
01:07:28,753 --> 01:07:30,963
- Lili, e doar un test.
- Test, test.

1119
01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:34,508
Nu �nc�. Spune doar o dat�. Pica-pica.

1120
01:07:34,592 --> 01:07:36,010
- Pica-pica.
- Foarte bine!

1121
01:07:36,093 --> 01:07:37,303
- Cu�cu�.
- Pica-pica.

1122
01:07:37,386 --> 01:07:39,513
- Nu, cu�cu�.
- Cu�cu�, cu�cu�.

1123
01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:41,974
- Bine-bine.
- Bine-bine.

1124
01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:44,018
Excelent! Yo-yo.

1125
01:07:44,101 --> 01:07:46,270
- Tintin.
- Bine-bine, yo-yo.

1126
01:07:46,353 --> 01:07:47,353
Panaram�!

1127
01:07:47,396 --> 01:07:49,398
Yo-yo. Tintin, Tintin. Panaram�.

1128
01:07:49,482 --> 01:07:51,400
L�sa�i-o s� respire!

1129
01:07:52,151 --> 01:07:53,944
- Tom-tom.
- Panaram�?

1130
01:07:54,028 --> 01:07:57,698
L�sa�i-o s� respire.
L�sa�i-o s� respire. Tom-tom.

1131
01:07:57,782 --> 01:08:01,243
- Nu merge.
- Nu merge. Nu merge.

1132
01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:02,661
Tom-tom.

1133
01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:05,122
- �ncerci s� nu repe�i?
- Tu ce crezi?

1134
01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:07,291
- Biata de ea!
- Tu ce crezi?

1135
01:08:07,374 --> 01:08:09,710
Bine, o s� fie mai u�or acum.

1136
01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:13,506
Din ce trup� a f�cut parte Marta S�nchez

1137
01:08:13,589 --> 01:08:16,842
�nainte s� aib� o carier� solo?

1138
01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:18,594
- �tiu.
- �i eu. Ol� Ol�.

1139
01:08:19,470 --> 01:08:20,846
Nu, Ol� Ol�.

1140
01:08:21,639 --> 01:08:24,517
- �i eu. Ol� Ol�.
- Asta nu e o trup�.

1141
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:27,186
- Ce?
- Ol� Ol� nu exist�.

1142
01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:29,563
- Nu acum, dar a existat.
- Ei bine...

1143
01:08:29,647 --> 01:08:33,776
Marta S�nchez. Nu-mi dau seama...
Brunet�, cu fruntea mare?

1144
01:08:33,859 --> 01:08:36,403
- Nu, e blond�.
- Ce c�nt�rea�� e?

1145
01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:40,157
- Ce c�nt�rea�� e?
- Nu e brunet�. Eu sunt brunet�.

1146
01:08:40,241 --> 01:08:41,367
�tiam eu!

1147
01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:45,079
Nu, e blond�. Ce c�nt�rea�� e?

1148
01:08:45,162 --> 01:08:48,541
Nu, sunt brunet�. Ce c�nt�rea��?

1149
01:08:48,624 --> 01:08:52,128
- Fruntea mare... Nu sun� cunoscut.
- Se refer� Ia M�nica Naranjo.

1150
01:08:52,211 --> 01:08:54,713
Ne �ncurc�m. S� revenim la exerci�iu.

1151
01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:58,676
Bine, e r�ndul meu. Cum se cheam�
o fat� care danseaz� Ia discotec�?

1152
01:08:58,759 --> 01:09:00,136
Balerin�. E evident!

1153
01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:03,556
Go-go, go-go, 9090---

1154
01:09:05,599 --> 01:09:09,478
Stai lini�tit�, pl�nsul te ajut�
s� te descarci. Suntem aici.

1155
01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:11,188
Lili, o s� �nvingi.

1156
01:09:11,272 --> 01:09:14,441
Mai devreme sau mai t�rziu o s� �nvingi.

1157
01:09:14,525 --> 01:09:15,526
- Biata fat�!
- Mul�umesc.

1158
01:09:15,609 --> 01:09:19,071
M� emo�ioneaz� aten�ia voastr�,

1159
01:09:19,155 --> 01:09:21,657
dar problema mea n-are solu�ie.

1160
01:09:21,740 --> 01:09:24,410
Dar niciunul dintre noi
n-a f�cut treab� bun�.
1161
01:09:25,828 --> 01:09:29,915
Eu voi sus�ine grupul
�i sunt sigur� c� sunte�i de acord

1162
01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:33,210
c�, �i dac� unul singur reu�e�te,
va merita efortul,

1163
01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:36,714
pentru c� a� fi m�ndr�
c� am ajutat pe cineva s� �nving�

1164
01:09:36,797 --> 01:09:38,465
�n lupta sa personal�.

1165
01:09:38,549 --> 01:09:40,801
Nu numai c� ar da �ncredere cuiva,

1166
01:09:40,885 --> 01:09:44,054
dar ar da speran�� �ntregului grup.

1167
01:09:45,931 --> 01:09:48,809
Vara mi-e dor de hainele de iarn�,

1168
01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:51,312
iar iarna, de cele de var�.

1169
01:09:53,230 --> 01:09:56,567
Sunt instructoare la �Body Power"
�i �Salsa �oc".

1170
01:09:56,650 --> 01:10:00,029
Orele mele sunt pline.
Exist� �i avantaje c�nd ai TOC.

1171
01:10:00,112 --> 01:10:02,698
Repet� exerci�iile at�t de mult,
c� transpir� o gr�mad�.

1172
01:10:02,781 --> 01:10:05,261
Genuflexiunile cu mine sunt mortale.
Exist� list� de a�teptare.

1173
01:10:09,955 --> 01:10:12,249
Mul�umesc, serios.
1174
01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:15,794
M� emo�ioneaz� aten�ia voastr�,
dar problema mea n-are rezolvare.

1175
01:10:15,878 --> 01:10:19,048
Aten�ie! Runda a doua!

1176
01:10:19,131 --> 01:10:21,383
Nu m� deranjeaz� c� repet� lucruri.

1177
01:10:21,467 --> 01:10:23,552
Sigur sunte�i de acord...

1178
01:10:23,636 --> 01:10:25,971
�tim ce va spune. Nu e vreun mister.

1179
01:10:26,055 --> 01:10:29,225
Fii mai amabil!
Am spus c� nu ne batem joc.

1180
01:10:29,308 --> 01:10:32,102
Spune, eu te ascult.

1181
01:10:32,186 --> 01:10:34,813
Nu numai c� ar da �ncredere cuiva,

1182
01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:37,900
dar ar da speran�� �ntregului grup.

1183
01:10:39,193 --> 01:10:42,863
Vara mi-e dor de hainele de iarn�,
iar iarna...

1184
01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:44,281
De cele de var�!

1185
01:10:47,326 --> 01:10:49,411
- Nu e o idee bun�.
- Ba da.

1186
01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:52,248
Atinge-l f�r� m�nu�i, f�r� masc�.
Cu pielea.

1187
01:10:52,331 --> 01:10:53,666
E imaculat.

1188
01:10:55,334 --> 01:10:56,835
- Jos!
- Asta e.

1189
01:10:56,919 --> 01:10:58,003
Jos.

1190
01:10:58,087 --> 01:11:00,923
Nu e curat. A�a pare, dar nu e.

1191
01:11:01,006 --> 01:11:02,383
�mi pare r�u, nu pot.

1192
01:11:03,008 --> 01:11:05,511
Bacteriile nu se v�d cu ochiul liber,

1193
01:11:05,594 --> 01:11:08,305
dar pot face mult r�u.

1194
01:11:08,389 --> 01:11:09,848
Sunt peste tot.

1195
01:11:10,766 --> 01:11:11,642
Doamne...

1196
01:11:11,725 --> 01:11:15,771
Ajunge! Hai!

1197
01:11:15,854 --> 01:11:18,482
Shigelloza, staphylococcus,

1198
01:11:18,565 --> 01:11:21,986
serratia marcescens,
celebra salmonela. S� continui?

1199
01:11:22,069 --> 01:11:24,613
- Nu continua.
- Nu!

1200
01:11:24,697 --> 01:11:27,783
Hai! Lustruie�te-o!

1201
01:11:29,034 --> 01:11:30,619
- Nu pot.
- A�a.

1202
01:11:32,913 --> 01:11:36,375
- E curat�, nu �n�eleg.
- Normal, po�i m�nca din ea.

1203
01:11:36,458 --> 01:11:39,962
- E foarte bine.
- E super!

1204
01:11:40,045 --> 01:11:41,422
- Super! Super!
- Mul�umesc.

1205
01:11:41,505 --> 01:11:44,216
Sunt de acord, dar nu o spun.

1206
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,927
Revista Microbi,

1207
01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:48,137
Ia care sunt abonat�,

1208
01:11:48,220 --> 01:11:51,181
spune c� usc�toarele din toalete

1209
01:11:51,265 --> 01:11:54,476
cresc cu 254%

1210
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:57,146
contaminarea cu bacterii.

1211
01:11:57,229 --> 01:11:59,773
Sunt du�uri ale groazei!

1212
01:11:59,857 --> 01:12:02,735
Streptococcus, staphylococcus, difteria,

1213
01:12:02,818 --> 01:12:04,570
corynebacterium!

1214
01:12:05,612 --> 01:12:08,198
�mi pare r�u. Nu mai pot.
1215
01:12:08,282 --> 01:12:11,827
Nu continua! Ce �tie fata asta!

1216
01:12:11,910 --> 01:12:13,078
Ajunge!

1217
01:12:15,456 --> 01:12:18,667
- �i acum?
- Trei minute f�r� s� te speli pe m�ini.

1218
01:12:18,751 --> 01:12:20,544
Po�i s-o faci, nu?

1219
01:12:24,590 --> 01:12:26,759
�mi pare r�u.

1220
01:12:26,842 --> 01:12:29,845
A�tepta�i-m� afar�. O s� dureze.

1221
01:12:34,850 --> 01:12:38,270
Otto! Otto!

1222
01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:40,481
Otto! Otto!

1223
01:12:40,564 --> 01:12:42,316
Asta e!

1224
01:12:42,399 --> 01:12:44,610
Hai, po�i s-o faci!

1225
01:12:45,944 --> 01:12:49,656
Sigur c� po�i. Pu��! Zah�r! Fir-ar!

1226
01:12:49,740 --> 01:12:51,367
- �nc� un pic.
- Hai!

1227
01:12:51,450 --> 01:12:54,787
- Nu pot.
- Ba da.

1228
01:12:54,870 --> 01:12:55,871
- S� te �mping?
- Nu.
1229
01:12:56,872 --> 01:12:58,874
Otto! Otto!

1230
01:13:05,339 --> 01:13:07,966
' Hai! sv �
�mpins?

1231
01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:11,553
F�-o pentru mine. F�-o pentru mine.
Dac� o faci, �i dau unul.

1232
01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:14,973
Dac� o faci, �i dau unul.

1233
01:13:15,057 --> 01:13:18,644
- Ce anume?
- Un s�rut! Tineretul din ziua de azi...

1234
01:13:18,727 --> 01:13:21,980
Unul sau dou�. Unul sau dou�.

1235
01:13:23,899 --> 01:13:27,736
Su... M� duc!

1236
01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:28,987
F�~ol

1237
01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:39,790
Nu calc� pe ele.

1238
01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:48,048
�ncrede-te �n Dumnezeu.
EI �i va �ndruma pa�ii.

1239
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:52,261
Da, �Dumnezeu". Hai!

1240
01:13:52,344 --> 01:13:56,306
Otto! Otto!

1241
01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:58,142
Nu calc� pe ele.

1242
01:13:58,225 --> 01:14:01,145
Parc� are un radar intern.

1243
01:14:01,228 --> 01:14:03,188
Sigur, sunt anii de experien��.

1244
01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:05,899
C�nd mi-au spus

1245
01:14:05,983 --> 01:14:09,194
C� mergem
In casa Domnului...

1246
01:14:09,278 --> 01:14:11,864
Hai, campionule!

1247
01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:19,246
Taximetristul ia bani pe c�l�toria asta.

1248
01:14:19,329 --> 01:14:20,956
Lili, Lili.

1249
01:14:21,039 --> 01:14:24,334
�mi pare foarte r�u. Mi-e imposibil.

1250
01:14:24,418 --> 01:14:27,004
Nu conteaz�, efortul trebuie r�spl�tit.

1251
01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:31,175
Nu conteaz�, efortul trebuie r�spl�tit.

1252
01:14:32,634 --> 01:14:33,760
Ai terminat?

1253
01:14:36,138 --> 01:14:38,056
Cum a mers?

1254
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:39,808
Afost de rahat.

1255
01:14:41,602 --> 01:14:43,479
Trei, doi, unu, gata. Acum!

1256
01:14:49,193 --> 01:14:50,944
Hai, spune�i-mi ceva.
1257
01:14:51,528 --> 01:14:52,654
Ce anume?

1258
01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:54,364
12 ori 12.

1259
01:14:54,448 --> 01:14:55,448
144.

1260
01:14:56,492 --> 01:15:00,621
3.500 �mp�r�it la 17 �i �nmul�it cu 345.

1261
01:15:02,623 --> 01:15:05,167
71.029,41.

1262
01:15:07,753 --> 01:15:10,464
4.431 �nmul�it cu 37

1263
01:15:10,547 --> 01:15:12,508
�i �mp�r�it la trei.

1264
01:15:13,300 --> 01:15:16,428
54.649.

1265
01:15:17,137 --> 01:15:20,307
De unde �tim c� nu minte?
Trebuie s� verific�m.

1266
01:15:20,390 --> 01:15:21,850
Numere prime de la unu la o sut�.

1267
01:15:21,934 --> 01:15:25,479
Sigur. Am doar trei minute.

1268
01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:28,649
Principale r�uri �i afluen�i �n Spania.

1269
01:15:28,732 --> 01:15:32,736
Spania are multe r�uri �i mul�i afluen�i.

1270
01:15:32,819 --> 01:15:35,614
Ce e asta? Un test de �coal� general�?

1271
01:15:35,697 --> 01:15:38,283
Bravo, Emilio! Fiul a mii de t�rfe!

1272
01:15:38,367 --> 01:15:41,453
Mul�umesc, Federico. M� descurc.

1273
01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:43,622
- Boeing? Boeing?
- 747.

1274
01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:46,333
Nu pot s� m� relaxez.

1275
01:15:46,416 --> 01:15:50,546
Dar mai sunt �i 757, 767, 777 �i 787.

1276
01:15:50,629 --> 01:15:52,714
Toate sunt mai moderne dec�t 747.

1277
01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:55,259
- Piticii.
- �a...

1278
01:15:55,342 --> 01:15:57,094
N-ave�i imagina�ie.

1279
01:15:58,512 --> 01:16:00,764
�ntreba�i-m� de dalma�ieni acum!

1280
01:16:03,267 --> 01:16:04,393
Cu p�rul str�ns sau liber?

1281
01:16:04,476 --> 01:16:05,476
Str�ns.

1282
01:16:05,519 --> 01:16:09,648
P�catele capitale ori b�t�ile de la miezul
nop�ii �mp�r�it la Jackson Five.

1283
01:16:10,732 --> 01:16:11,732
�apte ori 12.

1284
01:16:13,151 --> 01:16:15,487
Cu Janet �i La Toya?

1285
01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:19,366
Dac� nu, 16, dac� da, 12. Rahat!

1286
01:16:19,449 --> 01:16:20,909
Emilio. Emilio.

1287
01:16:20,993 --> 01:16:23,161
Am �ncercat totul, omul �sta e imposibil.

1288
01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:25,872
Impresionant! Nu te-au c�utat
s� te fac� spion?

1289
01:16:25,956 --> 01:16:27,583
S� vedem. Peugeot?

1290
01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:31,003
Dac� �ncepem cu m�rcile auto, sunt mort.

1291
01:16:31,086 --> 01:16:33,171
Avem 108, 205,

1292
01:16:33,255 --> 01:16:36,300
noul 208, 2008, 3008. S� Continui?

1293
01:16:36,383 --> 01:16:37,718
Nu continua. Nu continua.

1294
01:16:37,801 --> 01:16:39,761
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra.

1295
01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:43,974
29 septembrie 1547.

1296
01:16:44,057 --> 01:16:46,643
22 aprilie 1616.

1297
01:16:46,727 --> 01:16:49,354
�tiu. Nu �tiu de ce, dar �tiu.

1298
01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:50,272
Paracetamol?

1299
01:16:50,355 --> 01:16:51,857
500. Sunte�i oameni r�i.
1300
01:16:51,940 --> 01:16:53,817
- Pi!
- 3,1416.

1301
01:16:53,900 --> 01:16:55,527
- Oamenii furio�i?
- Doisprezece.

1302
01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:57,112
- Poruncile?
- Purcelu�ii?

1303
01:16:57,195 --> 01:16:59,656
- Dobitocule!
- Emilio!

1304
01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:02,409
Iisuse, Marie �i losife! Ce temperament!

1305
01:17:02,492 --> 01:17:05,537
Sunt taximetrist, sunt furios. �i ce?

1306
01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:07,956
Sunte�i cruzi. Ajunge, nu merge!

1307
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,667
Nu spune asta. Ai �ncercat.

1308
01:17:10,751 --> 01:17:14,046
Eram sigur� c� e�ti cretin, dar nu,

1309
01:17:14,129 --> 01:17:16,131
chiar ai un har.

1310
01:17:16,882 --> 01:17:20,552
E o prostie f�r� sens. Eu plec.

1311
01:17:21,803 --> 01:17:24,931
De ce se poart� a�a? Are poame?

1312
01:17:25,015 --> 01:17:26,933
Toane, toane.

1313
01:17:27,017 --> 01:17:30,020
- �i eu ce-am spus?
- Nu pleac� nimeni!

1314
01:17:30,103 --> 01:17:33,523
Doar pentru c� n-a mers cu tine
nu �nseamn� c� nu merge la nimeni!

1315
01:17:33,607 --> 01:17:35,442
Solidaritate. Solidaritate.

1316
01:17:35,525 --> 01:17:37,653
Nu dai dovad� de solidaritate

1317
01:17:37,736 --> 01:17:39,571
dac� ne la�i balt�!

1318
01:17:41,615 --> 01:17:43,825
- Nu, nu!
- Cine te crezi?

1319
01:17:46,662 --> 01:17:48,246
Ai devenit violent.

1320
01:17:48,330 --> 01:17:50,415
�mi pare r�u.

1321
01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:54,252
Nu puteam s-o ascult repet�nd totul.

1322
01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:58,131
Am st�rnit prostia asta degeaba.
Am dat gre�.

1323
01:17:59,174 --> 01:18:00,384
Nu sunt de acord.

1324
01:18:05,222 --> 01:18:07,224
Da�i-mi drumul!

1325
01:18:10,143 --> 01:18:12,229
Da�i-mi drumul!

1326
01:18:18,985 --> 01:18:21,446
Amice, te sim�i bine?

1327
01:18:22,364 --> 01:18:25,450
O s� te �ntreb ceva
�i vreau s� r�spunzi rapid,

1328
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,035
f�r� s� te g�nde�ti, bine?

1329
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:29,454
- Bine.
- Bine?

1330
01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:30,997
Bine.

1331
01:18:31,081 --> 01:18:32,749
�n regul�, ascult�!

1332
01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:36,878
De c�te ori �i-a f�cut cruce Ana Maria
�n ultima or�?

1333
01:18:36,962 --> 01:18:37,838
Repede!

1334
01:18:37,921 --> 01:18:39,715
De c�te ori...

1335
01:18:39,798 --> 01:18:41,550
�i-a f�cut cruce?

1336
01:18:41,633 --> 01:18:43,301
�n ultima or�?

1337
01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:44,761
Aproximativ.

1338
01:18:44,845 --> 01:18:46,304
Aproximativ...

1339
01:18:49,349 --> 01:18:50,349
Nu �tiu.

1340
01:18:52,269 --> 01:18:55,063
- Nu �tiu.
- De ce n-ai num�rat?

1341
01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:57,899
- Acum m� simt prost.
- Asta nu e tot.

1342
01:18:57,983 --> 01:19:01,903
De c�te ori am �njurat �n ultimele

1343
01:19:01,987 --> 01:19:03,488
dou� ore? �tii?

1344
01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:04,990
�njur�turi ?

1345
01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:07,784
- Hsuse�.
- �tii?

1346
01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:10,578
De multe ori?

1347
01:19:11,496 --> 01:19:12,956
Nu a num�rat.

1348
01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:15,667
Se pare c� nu am num�rat.

1349
01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:17,252
Excelent!

1350
01:19:17,335 --> 01:19:21,381
Eram concentrat la ce se �nt�mpla
�i n-am mai f�cut-o.

1351
01:19:21,465 --> 01:19:22,549
Asta e solu�ia!

1352
01:19:23,967 --> 01:19:25,343
Nu pricep.

1353
01:19:25,427 --> 01:19:28,722
- S� ne g�ndim mai pu�in la noi.
- Da, dar cum facem asta?

1354
01:19:28,805 --> 01:19:32,559
Ap�s�nd pe butonul din creier mai des.
1355
01:19:33,643 --> 01:19:37,189
S� ne g�ndim! S-a mai �nt�mplat vreodat�?

1356
01:19:38,398 --> 01:19:40,400
Da! Cred c�-mi amintesc.

1357
01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:45,071
Da, c�nd Ana Maria se sufoca.

1358
01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:47,157
Otto...

1359
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:50,994
s-a dus s�-i aduc� un pahar de ap�

1360
01:19:51,077 --> 01:19:53,288
si...

1361
01:19:54,247 --> 01:19:55,665
Am c�lcat pe linii?

1362
01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:58,084
Am c�lcat pe linii!

1363
01:19:58,168 --> 01:20:00,045
E adev�rat!

1364
01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:02,005
E adev�rat!

1365
01:20:02,088 --> 01:20:05,884
Atunci c�nd ai consolat-o pe Lili,

1366
01:20:06,968 --> 01:20:07,968
Ia fel.

1367
01:20:08,386 --> 01:20:11,139
Am c�lcat pe linii!

1368
01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:13,475
E adev�rat! E adev�rat!

1369
01:20:13,558 --> 01:20:15,727
Nu doar pe o linie, ai c�lcat pe cel pu�in
1370
01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:18,146
16 sau 18, aproximativ.

1371
01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:21,274
Erai ocupat cu o urgen��
�i ai uitat de obsesie.

1372
01:20:21,358 --> 01:20:22,901
Super

1373
01:20:22,984 --> 01:20:25,862
Super, super. Sta�i!

1374
01:20:28,156 --> 01:20:31,034
- A mai uitat cineva de TOC-ul s�u.
- Cine?

1375
01:20:31,117 --> 01:20:32,118
Sta�i!

1376
01:20:33,870 --> 01:20:35,705
A mai uitat cineva de TOC-ul s�u.

1377
01:20:35,789 --> 01:20:36,623
Cine?

1378
01:20:36,706 --> 01:20:38,083
Tu, Blanca.

1379
01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:39,751
- Eu? C�nd?
- C�nd?

1380
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:41,461
- Tu, Blanca.
- Eu? C�nd?

1381
01:20:41,545 --> 01:20:42,838
C�nd?

1382
01:20:42,921 --> 01:20:44,798
Da, da.

1383
01:20:44,881 --> 01:20:47,467
Ai vrut s�-i desfaci br�ul Anei Maria

1384
01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:50,053
�i apoi nu te-ai sp�lat pe m�ini.

1385
01:20:50,971 --> 01:20:54,891
A�a a fost? Nu port br�u. Ai v�zut ceva?

1386
01:20:54,975 --> 01:20:57,978
Ai vrut s�-i desfaci br�ul Anei Maria
�i apoi

1387
01:20:58,061 --> 01:21:00,605
- ...nu te-ai sp�lat pe m�ini.
- Nu port br�u.

1388
01:21:00,689 --> 01:21:03,191
Nu �tiu. Mi-a sc�pat.

1389
01:21:03,275 --> 01:21:06,987
Cum spuneam, ai uitat s� te speli

1390
01:21:07,070 --> 01:21:08,780
pentru c� o ajutai pe Ana Maria.

1391
01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:10,532
�i sunt recunosc�toare.

1392
01:21:10,615 --> 01:21:12,993
E ceva important.

1393
01:21:13,076 --> 01:21:17,122
- Credeam c� nimeni n-a reu�it.
- Aten�ie, aten�ie!

1394
01:21:17,205 --> 01:21:19,958
Mi-am dat seama
c� a mai uitat cineva de TOC.

1395
01:21:20,041 --> 01:21:20,959
Cine?

1396
01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:22,252
Cine?

1397
01:21:22,335 --> 01:21:23,378
Ana Maria!

1398
01:21:25,171 --> 01:21:29,009
Eu? C�nd?

1399
01:21:29,092 --> 01:21:31,553
�nainte s� �nceap� exerci�iul.
Te-ai rugat,

1400
01:21:31,636 --> 01:21:33,680
dar ai uitat s� faci cruce.

1401
01:21:33,763 --> 01:21:35,473
Groaznic!

1402
01:21:35,557 --> 01:21:38,435
Dar a fost doar o dat�, nu e nimic.

1403
01:21:38,518 --> 01:21:39,728
Acum Lili.

1404
01:21:41,354 --> 01:21:43,857
Trebuie s� ne amintim
dac� a uitat s� repete ceva.

1405
01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:47,611
Nu. Am repetat tot ce am spus.

1406
01:21:47,694 --> 01:21:49,905
- E�ti sigur�? E�ti sigur�?
- Nu.

1407
01:21:49,988 --> 01:21:52,240
Am repetat tot ce am spus.

1408
01:21:52,324 --> 01:21:54,075
Sunt sigur�. Sunt sigur�.

1409
01:21:54,159 --> 01:21:55,994
- Tot? Tot?
- Tot. Tot.

1410
01:21:56,077 --> 01:21:58,872
Totul, mai pu�in dou� litere,
o silab�, �pi...
1411
01:21:58,955 --> 01:22:01,708
�Pi"? C�nd a fost asta?

1412
01:22:01,791 --> 01:22:05,295
La Emilio, c�nd a spus 3,1416.

1413
01:22:06,296 --> 01:22:08,465
�Pi"? C�nd a fost asta?

1414
01:22:08,548 --> 01:22:11,760
Nu v-am spus toate zecimalele,
e un �ir nesf�r�it,

1415
01:22:11,843 --> 01:22:13,511
dar le �tiu.

1416
01:22:13,595 --> 01:22:16,181
Dac� Lili ar fi repetat �pi",

1417
01:22:16,264 --> 01:22:17,724
ar fi fost...

1418
01:22:17,807 --> 01:22:19,893
Pipi?

1419
01:22:19,976 --> 01:22:22,729
E prea politicoas� ca s� spun� asta.

1420
01:22:22,812 --> 01:22:26,024
Lili, �n alfabetul spaniol,

1421
01:22:26,107 --> 01:22:28,276
ce liter� vine dup� J?

1422
01:22:29,152 --> 01:22:30,737
Caca?

1423
01:22:33,865 --> 01:22:37,452
Lili era at�t de prins� cu exerci�iul

1424
01:22:37,535 --> 01:22:39,120
�n care-l ajutam pe Emilio,

1425
01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:42,165
c� pentru o secund� a uitat s� repete.

1426
01:22:42,248 --> 01:22:45,377
�i n-ai murit, Lili, slav� Domnului!

1427
01:22:47,587 --> 01:22:51,591
- Las� telefonul!
- O secund� nu e mult.

1428
01:22:51,675 --> 01:22:55,136
- C�t de des s-a �nt�mplat �n zece ani?
- O secund� nu e mult.

1429
01:22:55,220 --> 01:22:58,598
- C�t de des s-a �nt�mplat �n zece ani?
- O secund� nu e mult.

1430
01:22:58,682 --> 01:23:01,810
- C�t de des s-a �nt�mplat �n zece ani?
- O secund� nu e mult.

1431
01:23:01,893 --> 01:23:05,021
- C�t de des s-a �nt�mplat �n zece ani?
- A spus de trei ori?

1432
01:23:05,105 --> 01:23:07,649
- C�t de des...
- Sunt �ntr-o bucl�.

1433
01:23:07,732 --> 01:23:09,818
Trebuie s�-i ajut�m. Opri�i-v�!

1434
01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:13,989
Aproximativ... Niciodat�.

1435
01:23:18,159 --> 01:23:19,828
Aproximativ niciodat�.

1436
01:23:21,287 --> 01:23:23,248
Dar o secund� e un �nceput.

1437
01:23:23,331 --> 01:23:25,959
Dac� �n�elegi, spune da, dar doar o dat�.

1438
01:23:27,168 --> 01:23:28,545
O dat�.

1439
01:23:28,628 --> 01:23:31,089
O dat�. Te rog.

1440
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:34,968
Da.

1441
01:24:06,124 --> 01:24:08,793
�n cele din urm�, a fost bine.

1442
01:24:08,877 --> 01:24:11,212
E un �nceput bun al vindec�rii.

1443
01:24:11,296 --> 01:24:15,508
Ne putem �nt�lni o dat� pe lun�
ca s� facem exerci�iile.

1444
01:24:15,592 --> 01:24:18,803
Bun� idee! Ar fi mers �i mai bine
cu dr. Palomero.

1445
01:24:18,887 --> 01:24:20,722
S� facem un grup pe WhatsApp.

1446
01:24:20,805 --> 01:24:23,725
Cred c� vom pleca de aici mul�umi�i.

1447
01:24:23,808 --> 01:24:25,143
Nu toat� lumea.

1448
01:24:25,810 --> 01:24:27,479
Mai pu�in tu.

1449
01:24:27,562 --> 01:24:29,564
S� facem un grup pe WhatsApp.

1450
01:24:29,647 --> 01:24:32,317
Cum spuneam, eu sunt incurabil.

1451
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:36,362
Sigur te-ai putut controla
Ia un moment dat.

1452
01:24:36,446 --> 01:24:38,782
S� ne g�ndim! G�ndi�i-v�!

1453
01:24:38,865 --> 01:24:41,242
- �tiu! C�nd...
- C�nd?

1454
01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:42,786
Nu, nu.

1455
01:24:42,869 --> 01:24:45,538
- C�nd am pierdut cheile.
- Poftim?

1456
01:24:45,622 --> 01:24:48,583
- �tiu! C�nd...
- C�nd?

1457
01:24:48,666 --> 01:24:52,504
Dar acum a trecut ceva vreme de c�nd...

1458
01:24:57,300 --> 01:25:01,012
Mor�ii m�-sii de treab�!

1459
01:25:01,096 --> 01:25:03,973
- N-am spus nimic.
- Vezi?

1460
01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:06,142
�tiam eu.

1461
01:25:15,485 --> 01:25:18,655
Ve�ti bune!
Am vorbit cu doctorul, e pe drum.

1462
01:25:18,738 --> 01:25:20,949
- Boschetarul naibii!
- Unde v� duce�i?

1463
01:25:21,032 --> 01:25:24,994
- La discotec�. Unde crezi?
- Ar trebui s� iau masa.

1464
01:25:25,078 --> 01:25:28,331
�i pare foarte r�u.
Aluat un taxi de la aeroport.

1465
01:25:28,414 --> 01:25:31,251
La ora asta, o s�-i ia 29-30 de minute.

1466
01:25:31,334 --> 01:25:34,212
Vrea s� v� cer scuze �i v� va consulta,

1467
01:25:34,295 --> 01:25:37,006
- ...chit c� st� p�n� m�ine.
- Ce dr�gu�!

1468
01:25:37,090 --> 01:25:40,635
Comand pizza pentru to�i?
Vre�i ceva anume?

1469
01:25:40,718 --> 01:25:43,972
- Ce-i spun doctorului?
- C� ne-a ajuns pe ziua de azi.

1470
01:25:44,055 --> 01:25:46,349
�i nu aveam nevoie de terapia lui,

1471
01:25:46,432 --> 01:25:49,602
ne-am descurcat singuri. Spune-i!

1472
01:25:52,355 --> 01:25:54,232
- Gata?
- Gata? Gata?

1473
01:25:56,818 --> 01:25:57,902
Acum.

1474
01:25:58,778 --> 01:26:02,365
Am creat grupul. �ti�i cum i-am spus?

1475
01:26:02,448 --> 01:26:03,867
�mi pot imagina.

1476
01:26:03,950 --> 01:26:07,162
Am creat grupul. �ti�i cum i-am spus?

1477
01:26:07,245 --> 01:26:11,207
�mi cump�r un selfie.

1478
01:26:11,291 --> 01:26:13,126
TOC TOC
GRUP CREAT
1479
01:26:15,128 --> 01:26:16,880
Spui c� e�ti singur?

1480
01:26:16,963 --> 01:26:17,964
Da.

1481
01:26:18,047 --> 01:26:20,133
Ar fi distractiv s�-�i fiu so�ie.

1482
01:26:20,216 --> 01:26:23,178
S� nu crezi asta... Mi-o sugi! Scuze.

1483
01:26:24,220 --> 01:26:26,764
Dac�-�i place, ne putem vedea c�ndva

1484
01:26:26,848 --> 01:26:29,058
s� bem un ceai.

1485
01:26:29,142 --> 01:26:33,062
Sigur. Para�uta dracului! Scuze iar.

1486
01:26:33,146 --> 01:26:36,357
Iisuse! Ai un repertoriu nesf�r�it.

1487
01:26:38,359 --> 01:26:41,779
Pa! Pa!

1488
01:26:41,863 --> 01:26:43,907
' Pa!
'

1489
01:26:48,661 --> 01:26:50,788
Unde a� putea g�si un taxi?

1490
01:26:50,872 --> 01:26:53,333
Am eu unul. Te duc.

1491
01:26:53,416 --> 01:26:55,335
Dar e gratis.

1492
01:26:55,418 --> 01:26:58,379
Azi fac cinste, frumu�ico!

1493
01:26:58,463 --> 01:26:59,463
Obr�znic�tu r�!

1494
01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:05,720
- Bun� seara!
- Bun� seara!

1495
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:10,850
Federico, vrei s� te las undeva?

1496
01:27:10,934 --> 01:27:13,686
Locuiesc aproape. Merg pe jos.

1497
01:27:13,770 --> 01:27:16,189
Mul�umesc. E�ti...

1498
01:27:17,023 --> 01:27:18,024
o figur�.

1499
01:28:14,914 --> 01:28:18,167
Stricato, d�-mi pepenii �ia!

1500
01:28:18,251 --> 01:28:20,128
D-re Palomero!

1501
01:28:20,211 --> 01:28:22,255
Dac� nu a� �ti c� nu v� pute�i ab�ine,

1502
01:28:22,338 --> 01:28:23,464
v-a� arde una.

1503
01:28:23,548 --> 01:28:26,884
Scuze, a fost un grup dificil.

1504
01:28:26,968 --> 01:28:29,012
Sunt epuizat.

1505
01:28:30,471 --> 01:28:31,472
Spun

1506
01:28:31,556 --> 01:28:33,433
F�r� duble �n�elesuri.

1507
01:28:33,516 --> 01:28:35,310
- Cum am fost?
- Groaznic�!

1508
01:28:35,393 --> 01:28:38,771
- Am exagerat.
- Dimpotriv�.

1509
01:28:38,855 --> 01:28:40,565
Afost perfect, postul e al t�u.

1510
01:28:40,648 --> 01:28:43,943
Ultima mea asistent�
n-a rezistat nici dou� terapii.

1511
01:28:44,027 --> 01:28:45,695
�i s-au prins c� minte.

1512
01:28:46,362 --> 01:28:48,406
De asta e bine s� angajezi
o actri�� f�r� contract.

1513
01:28:48,489 --> 01:28:50,992
- Credeam c� nu v� �ntoarce�i.
- M� duc s�-mi scriu noti�ele.

1514
01:28:51,075 --> 01:28:52,952
Ai organizat grupul de s�pt�m�na viitoare?

1515
01:28:53,036 --> 01:28:54,495
- E gata.
- Bine.

1516
01:28:54,579 --> 01:28:56,456
O s� fie la fel de tare ca �sta?

1517
01:28:56,539 --> 01:28:58,166
�n niciun caz.

1518
01:29:16,434 --> 01:29:19,228
Bine, o s�-�i ias�. E bine, nu?

1519
01:29:24,317 --> 01:29:25,693
Excelent!

1520
01:30:12,031 --> 01:30:13,533
Bun�!
1521
01:30:17,328 --> 01:30:19,080
- Bun�!
- Felicit�ri!

1522
01:30:19,163 --> 01:30:20,456
Mul�umesc.

1523
01:30:21,833 --> 01:30:23,000
- Vrei s�-l �ii?
- Nu!

1524
01:30:24,252 --> 01:30:25,837
�i st� minunat cu el.

1525
01:30:34,470 --> 01:30:36,722
Relaxa�i-v�, relaxa�i-v�!

1526
01:30:36,806 --> 01:30:39,809
E foarte bine. E foarte bine.

1527
01:30:39,892 --> 01:30:42,770
O lumin� �mi str�bate corpul.

1528
01:30:42,854 --> 01:30:46,899
O lumin� �mi str�bate corpul.
Acum simt lini�te.

1529
01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:48,901
Acum simt lini�te.

1530
01:30:49,902 --> 01:30:51,445
V� simt respira�ia.

1531
01:30:51,529 --> 01:30:55,199
M� duc la Body Pump.
Fata asta e o pacoste.

1532
01:31:22,226 --> 01:31:23,226
Bun� diminea�a!

1533
01:31:24,437 --> 01:31:25,771
Dr. Palomero?

1534
01:31:27,732 --> 01:31:31,068
Nu, recep�ionera mi-a spus c� avionul lui
1535
01:31:31,777 --> 01:31:33,237
�nt�rzie.

1536
01:31:35,656 --> 01:31:38,743
Mor�ii m�-sii de treab�!

1537
01:31:39,869 --> 01:31:41,871
Nu e nevoie s� vorbe�ti a�a.

1538
01:31:46,959 --> 01:31:49,462
Scuze.

1539
01:36:04,842 --> 01:36:06,844
Subtitrarea: Robert Ciubotaru
Subrip : tucar@scenefz.me