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In we publihed
phoLo ol Lhe ho||ilic co|pe on diplay
aL El Mueo 0e La Momia in CuanajuaLo,
Mexico. And judqinq by Lhe leLLe| we
|eceived, you'|e hunq|y Lo ee mo|e l|om
Mexico' moL macab|e mueum. F|om
Lhe laLe IB00 unLil I5B, |elaLive ol Lhe
deceaed we|e expecLed Lo pay a bu|ial Lax
in o|de| Lo |eep Lhe bodie ol Lhei| dead
|elaLive inLe||ed in CuanajuaLo' la|qeL
cemeLe|y. Foweve|, il Lhe Lax wan'L paid,
Lhe bodie we|e unce|emoniouly duq up
and deL|oyed. A chance would have iL,
a|ound Lwo pe| cenL ol bodie bu|ied in
CuanajuaLo we|e naLu|ally mummilied,
and wily q|ave diqqe| oon |ealied LhaL
Lhey could cha|qe Lou|iL a lew peo
Lo view Lhe deiccaLed co|pe. Since Lhen,
El Mueo 0e La Momia ha q|own inLo one
ol Mexico' moL popula| Lou|iL aLL|acLion.
NA0ABR
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Thee delo|med |ull on diplay
aL Lhe Mueo Nacional 0e AnL|opoloqia in
Mexico CiLy howcae one ol Lhe ancienL
wo|ld' moL |adical body modilicaLion
- a|Lilicial c|anial delo|maLion. In Lhi
p|ocedu|e Lhe developmenL ol a child' |ull
wa diLo|Led by applyinq lo|ce, elonqaLed
o| llaLLened |ull we|e c|eaLed by bindinq
a |id' head beLween Lwo plan| ol wood,
while a conical hape wa achieved by
bindinq Lhei| c|anium in LiqhL cloLh.
AmonqL Lhe Maya and Inca civiliaLion ol
p|e-Columbian Ame|ica, head-bindinq wa
p|acLiced lo| Lhouand ol yea| Lo iqnily
q|oup alliliaLion, and Lhe p|oce Lypically
beqan lou| wee| alLe| a child wa bo|n
and conLinued lo| ix monLh. Fo| many,
c|aniumdelo|maLion caued p|eu|e Lo
build inide Lhei| head, and a|chaeoloqiL
have dicove|ed many |ull l|om which a
ecLion wa |emoved in Lhe u|qical p|oce
ol L|ephinaLion, which wa ued Lo L|y and
|elieve a ubjecL' pain. Fo| moL people
L|ephinaLion b|ouqhL inLanL deaLh, buL |ull
have been dicove|ed whe|e exLenive healinq
had occu||ed, indicaLinq LhaL ome vicLim
lived lo| monLh wiLh a hole in Lhei| head.

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cuL Lo qive Lhe appea|ance o a|m and
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we'll be p|inLinq Lhem in Lhe You| Body
A|L ecLion ol Lhe maqazine (ee p?0
lo| Lhi monLh' in| elecLion).
The beL in| ubmiLLed Lo 8/z//
via a will win an excluive T-hi|L
l|om ou| l|iend aL BiLema|| Appa|el,
o Lhe|e' neve| been a beLLe| Lime Lo
qeL you| LaLL ouL'
When we Lold FelmuL abouL Lhe p|ize,
he didn'L waLe any Lime ubmiLLinq pic via
Lhe app. The BiLema|| T-hi|L loo| q|eaL,
he ay. The|e a|e plenLy ol ho||o| hi|L
in Lhei| collecLion, and LhaL uiL my Lyle'
T|e O|rcas Of Harrars +re ar taar raW - f|r aat
W|ere ta c+tc| t|em +t O|rcasaf|arrars.ca.a|.
O|ec| aat B|tem+r| App+re|s |rcre|||e ca||ect|ar
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Sta|a Va|ame |s +1+||+||e ar |P|are 1|+ t|e App
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a eboo| ouL - 0 T/e / Sc/o//
- obcene animal humou| phenomenon Cu
The Fox aq|eed Lo d|awan excluive picLu|e lo|
/o//e baed on a |eade|' wa|ped uqqeLion.
NaLu|ally, you ic|o didn'L leL u down,
and /o//e lan Max Faywood uqqeLed
Lhi L|anqe pecLacle. C|eqq Wallace l|om
Mote/c/ej i iLLinq on an inviible moLo|bi|e
and d|eed in hi B|iqhLon &Fove Albion
looLball |iL. In hi |iqhL hand he' holdinq a ja|
LhaL conLain Lhe concepL ol Lime. In hi lelL
hand he' holdinq hi own peni, which he'
juL lopped oll wiLh a Swi A|my Knile. Fe'
d|ivinq Lh|ouqh an A|cLic landcape and all Lhe
cloud loo| a liLLle biL li|e Ma|Lin Clune. Fi
helmeL ha Lhe wo|d 'Bu|a|e' w|iLLen on iL.
We'|e amazed LhaL any B|iqhLon looLball
lan |ead /o//e, le o LhaL Lhey waLch
Mote/c/ej. Cu aid he choe Lhi pa|Licula|
uqqeLion becaue. IL |eminded me ol
a d|eam I had |ecenLly alLe| me and my
maLe, Jame Lhe Faemophiliac Wood Fiqeon,
did load ol MCAT in Lhe bin behind Ca|peL
RiqhL. Jame qoL o mahed up LhaL he
ended up llyinq all Lhe way ove| Lo Bu|ma
and eLLinq up an exL|emiL Le||o|iL cell
wiLh Zoe Ball. 0o you |now whaL I mean`
Cu The Fox, who live in a bin ol wap
and mu|de|ed hi q|an ove| auaqe, i Lhe
c|eaLion ol MaLL Faydoc| (w|iLe|) and Nic|
Reynie| (illuL|aLo|). You can |ead hi c|azy-
aed bloq aL CuTheFox.com, and chec| ouL
hi aqony column in S//t//t maqazine. Fi
newboo| leaLu|inq a micellany ol nippeL
and c|ibblinq l|om hi pe|onal collecLion
include a lo|ewo|d by Noel Fieldinq.
Oas T|e |at Scr+p|aa| |s aat raW, pa|||s|e
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EXCL08VEI nImoI humourIsI Gus The Fox drows IwIsIed pIcIure
InspIred by o 2 cookery show, os suQQesIed by o reoder.
FLTHY
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QeIs Ihe skInny ond dIshes Ihe dIrI on Iwo new oII.evenIs.

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and ounL 0|acula. EnLe|Laine| Laqe L|ibuLe
in honou| ol Lhe deceaed, muician inq
ode Lo Lhei| lile, and a New0|lean-Lyle
jazz band play LheminLo Lhe alLe|wo|ld.
The evenL' Lill in Lhe LeeLhinq Laqe,
and when aLLended acL we|e a mixed
(body) baq - alLhouqh bu|leque| Lolo |ow
Lood ouL wiLh he| 0avid I|e-inpi|ed liza|d
|ouLine, and queezebox e|enade| Toma|e|
wa alo a c|owd-pleae|. The concepL i Lo
die lo|, and we've poLLed Lhe Leam doinq
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on how qood you a|e aL qaininq Lhe L|uL
ol you| lellow dine|. o| deceivinq Lhem.
upon a||ival aL Lhe ec|eL London locaLion,
queL pic| a playinq ca|d which deLe|mine
wheLhe| Lhey'll beqin aL Lhe Lop ol a dininq Lable
- whe|e Lhe q|ub' q|eaL - o| aL Lhe boLLom,
whe|e Lhey'|e e|ved piqeon' leeL and q|uel.
The poo| od qeLLinq Lhe vile viLLle can
imp|ove Lhei| loL by playinq 'F|ione|' 0ilemma'
wiLh Lhe pe|on oppoiLe Lhem. oLh playe| a|e
qiven Lwo Lo|en - one howinq a daqqe|, Lhe
oLhe| a qobleL - LhaL Lhey muL lay belo|e Lhem
aL Lhe ame Lime. hooinq Lhe cup mean you
L|uL you| neiqhbou|, Lhe blade iqnilie LhaL
you'|e willinq Lo beL|ay Lhem. Il boLh playe|
howLhe qobleL, Lhey each move up live place,
il boLh howLhe daqqe|, Lhey move down live.
uL il one how Lhe |nile and Lhe oLhe| Lhe
qla, Lhe lo|me| move up I0 place Lowa|d
Lhe hauLe cuiine, while Lhe laLLe| i banihed
I0 eaL Lowa|d Lhe lop. The q|eaLeL
|ewa|d come l|ombeinq a connivinq cunL
- il you'|e convincinq enouqh, and il you can
live wiLh beinq evil in Lhe name ol edible.
IL' eaie| Lhan iL ound, and hedload
ol wine and po|L a|e e|ved Lh|ouqhouL, o even
il you loe aL collaqe you'll win aL qeLLinq
wan|e|ed. Thee niqhL a|e p|icey aL Lhe mo,
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q|anny wallpape|, coc||oach Lu|d and
upecLed ST0 inq|ained in Lhe bed heeL`
The only Lhinq miinq l|om you| Lay, beide
a blaL ol ciL|u ai| l|ehene|, wa a bunch
ol dead exy zombie qi|l'
me|ica' c|eaLo| ol 'dead exy' pin-up
calenda|, Co|qeou nd Co|y, have choen
a hoLel Lheme lo| iL lou|Lh undead-llavou|ed
daily planne|. Fublihed unde| Lhe LiLle
, Lhe heavy q|ade, blac| meLal
bound p|oducL leaLu|e I2 deliciouly ic|
beauLie loo|inq |avihinqly qhoulih aqainL
qa|ih moLel bac|d|op.
Jeica Raj, phoLoq|aphe|, model and
'zombie w|anqle|' behind Lhe New Je|ey
b|and ay, I love Lhe Lyle ol old o| |eL|o
moLel - Lhe iqn, Lhe deco|, and epecially
when iL' auLhenLic and ha been p|ee|ved
l|om p|io| decade. uL uinq moLel a Lhe
Lheme ol ou| laLeL calenda| happened enLi|ely
by accidenL. We had Lwo hooL locaLion
in a |ow lall apa|L aL Lhe laL minuLe, o Lhe
econd Lime iL happened we ea|ched and
lound Lhee lacinaLinq locaLion juL hou|
belo|e Lhe hooL wa cheduled Lo beqin.
eI-Ihemed hIsIrIonIcs QoIore
In 'Qore-Qeous' pIn-up coIendor.
Poom servIceI 5end up o bowI
oI broIns, pIeose.
Jeica wan'L Lhe only pe|on Lo weaL
blood in Lhe ma|inq ol , oLhe| lol|
included a|L conulLanL and model Sa|ah WhiLe,
ellecL expe|L JeaneLLe Milo and 0ylan Floody,
and q|aphic deiqne| Sean WhiLe, who alo
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Shay La|Led ouL in po|n, alLhouqh he
quiL ma|inq q|oL llic| Lh|ee yea| aqo,
ayinq, I qoL inLo Lhe adulL induL|y a
a way ol clea|inq my debL, buL oon |ealied
LhaL Lhe oLhe| doo| iL opened lo| me - uch
a domminq - we|e my p|ele||ed di|ecLion.
I alway lound Lhe d|einq up and acLinq
apecL Lhe moL lun anyway.
Fo|n qave Shay plenLy ol memo|able
expe|ience, howeve|, l|om La||inq in
0oantJown pa|ody 0antJown, Lo beinq
d|eed a a doq, ba||inq and yappinq
Lh|ouqhouL a ex cene, and beinq chaed by
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teak|e a a6 be bo mol

a quy on a moLo|bi|e while booLinq anoLhe|

baddie blo|e l|om Lhe bac| ol a movinq
llaLbed L|uc|. She alo once paed ouL on eL
Lh|ouqh Lhe combined ellecL ol aLLempLinq
Lo la|e a Welh accenL while wea|inq a LiqhL
co|eL LhaL cwLched he| |aLhe| Loo ha|d.

Nowaday, w|eLlinq i one ol Shay' main
paion. Jim i Lhe co-lounde| ol FR0CRESS
w|eLlinq p|omoLion, and I liqhL maL-baed
q|applinq maLche aqainL boLh quy and qi|l
on lilm, a well a olle|inq p|ivaLe eion
lo| qenL who wanL me Lo |ic| Lhei| ae'
he lauqh. I'm only emi-compeLiLive, mind,
ince havinq my |ib b|o|en when I |elued
Lo ubmiL Lo a pa|Licula|ly L|onq qi|l who
c|uhed me wiLh a 'body cio|' move.
leon painlully lea|ned' Ch|iL on a Loddle|'
|uLy L|icycle, whaL i iL wiLh Lhi woman and
qeLLinq quihed` She' qood aL e|vinq up
quidqe and quihe ol he| own, Loo, Lhouqh,
|evealinq, My leq a|e Lhe L|onqeL pa|L
ol me. I li|e Lo q|ip people' |ull wiLh my
Lhiqh unLil Lhei| head nea|ly pop oll. I've
alo been |nown Lo win maLche by q|indinq
my a inLo my opponenL' lace.
A lo| he| wo|| a a dominaL|ix,
M Fend|ix LaLe, In all honeLy, I'm lai|ly
ubmiive in my own p|ivaLe lile, o beinq
a domme mean I qeL Lo play my own
evil Lwin and behave in a way I wouldn'L
uually. I'm quiLe deviou when Lhin|inq up
punihmenL. I Lhin| ol all Lhe Lhinq I'd neve|
do in |eal lile, Lhen do Lhem a ha|d a I can'
So whaL a|e Shay' devianL ambiLion lo|
Lhe luLu|e` Fie|ce ome poo| od' chlonq
uinq Lhe clamp ol a |inq binde| while
adminiLe|inq pape| cuL Lo Lhei| boLLy hole`
K0 a w|eLlinq |ival by Lic|inq a nipple up
each ol Lhei| noL|il and moLhe|inq Lhei|
mouLh wiLh he| unde|-boob` I imply wanL
Lo qeL laL l|om eaLinq Loo much Fa|ibo and
cheee and lo|ce Jim Lo wah me wiLh a |aq
on a Lic|, he win|. BuL noL juL yeL.
S|+]|e, r+tt|e +r ra|| a1er ta T|r]ar|.cam/
parestarmS|+] far mare p|cs, +r fa||aW S|+]
ar TW|tter S|+]Herr|t

heck cul Shcy Hencrx: nc relclcn lc Jm, Lul even Leller wlh c G-slrng
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'm noL a pa|Licula|ly diciplined

when iL come Lo d|awinq, i|onically,
pu|| ?0-omeLhinq domme, w|iLe|
and a|LiL, MiL|e Slide. I eem
Lo be able Lo dicipline eve|yone buL myell.
I've been wo||inq on a q|aphic novel lo| Lhe
paL lew yea|, buL Lhe|e' no iqn ol linihinq
iL aL any poinL in Lhe nea| luLu|e. I have
polihed oll a hoL ol po|L|aiL, Lhouqh.
MiL|e Slide ha been cloe Lo /zo//e'
hea|L - and we Lo Lhe ole ol he| booL - lo|
many yea|. Fo| La|Le|, he popped ou|
own lix Fox' public pan|inq che||y aL Lhe
inauqu|al iza||e all, uinq an ac|ylic cane
Lo be meane| Lhan a diabeLic denLiL daddy
i Lo hi dauqhLe| in a Lollee hop, and
Lu|ninq he| a o puce LhaL F|ince decided
Lo build a |eco|dinq Ludio beLween he| buLL
chee| and now he can la|L 'Fu|ple Rain'.
MiL|e Slide i alo a |equla| in-houe
adiL aL lemale wo|hip niqhL lub FedeLal,
whe|e he can be een qleelully wal|inq on
Lhe p|one bodie ol quive|inq lave in Lhe
L|ample caqe, o| L|uLLinq abouL po|Linq
a ma|bled blue and blac| L|ap-on LhaL'd qive
clrx Lslress Slce ccmLnes scnkng cnc humlclcn wlh skelchng cnc lluslrclcn
Ly crcwng crlrcls nsrec Ly lhe elsh scene cnc S&Lcrn
a |hino peni envy. We viiLed he| aL he| bae
nea| CaLwic| ai|po|L ove| Lhe umme|, whe|e
we qoL Le||ibly Lipy on anq|ia in Lhe blazinq
unhine while he chooled u abouL Lic|inq
pluq ol peeled qinqe| up ubby men' loq
llume hole Lo induce a bu|ninq enaLion.
IL' alway abouL boLLom wiLh Lhi one.
DRWING LINE
. which i why you miqhL be u|p|ied Lo
lea|n LhaL he' alo Lop aL d|awinq po|L|aiL.
My Lyle ol po|L|aiLu|e i c|ibbly and
haphaza|d, much li|e my lile in qene|al,
he lauqh. Nowaday, I moLly ue
a q|aphic LableL and FhoLohop mo|e
Lhan any oLhe| medium, a iL doen'L involve
qeLLinq mea| ol painL, qlobule ol qlue
and iLLy biLLy piece ol Lo|n-up maqazine all
ove| my cloLhe, my lu|niLu|e and myell'
In Le|m ol ubjecL maLLe|, MiL|e Slide
qlean inpi|aLion l|om he| leLih lileLyle.
I love Lo capLu|e inLimaLe momenL in 0SM
po|noq|aphy - Lhe Lime when iL' li|e Lhe
came|a in'L Lhe|e and Lhe chemiL|y beLween
Lhe playe| i aL iL moL |aw. MomenL LhaL,
when viewed l|om a diLance, can eem
b|uLal and olely phyical, buL which
become beauLilul when loo|ed aL in deLail.
a dominaL|ix, LhaL' whaL exciLe me
Lhe moL. My a|L aim Lo locu in on LhaL
deLail and LhaL beauLy.
MiL|e Slide alo d|aw po|L|aiL ol
l|iend - many ol whom a|e on Lhe leL cene
Loo - buL |a|ely unde|La|e commiion,
inLead Lendinq Lo p|ele| |einLe|p|eLinq
maLe' unqua|ded Faceboo| nap. I li|e
Lo |ewo|| ponLaneou hoL LhaL a|en'L
p|oleionally poed, liL o| even LhouqhL
ouL, Lhe|e' a o|L ol honeLy Lo Lhem, he
explain. I ue c|aLchy, c|ibbled line and
ja||inq hade Lo capLu|e whaL I'm eeinq in
my head |aLhe| Lhan whaL' necea|ily in Lhe
o|iqinal picLu|e. I |ecenLly c|ibbled a po|L|aiL
ol my l|iend Ellen alLe| beinq inpi|ed by
a q|umpy ellie he poLed on Faceboo|
du|inq a bad day. The|e wa juL omeLhinq
o moulde|inqly beauLilul abouL Lhe loo|
in he| eye aL LhaL momenL and I wanLed
Lo d|aw omeLhinq LhaL emphaied LhaL
wiLh colou| and chaoLic, wi|linq L|o|e.
HYP HYP HOORY
Spea|inq ol 'wi|linq' and 'eye', we hould
menLion LhaL MiL|e Slide indulqe in Lhe
lacinaLinq p|acLice ol hypno-|in|. Lhe ue
ol conenual hypnoi Lo place ubjecL
in a L|ance and qive Lhem a pe|ceived e|oLic
expe|ience, be LhaL beinq held in vi|Lual
bondaqe o| chaLiLy, manipulaLinq Lhei|
ene ol qende|, o| amplilyinq enaLion
ol pleau|e o| pain Lo new exL|eme.
I'm a biL li|e Lhe na|e l|om T/e Janq/e
oo/, he q|in. 0| a le bea|dy, le
maqic, mo|e devianL 0e||en |own.
Mind conL|ol, behind conL|ol, picLu|e and
L|icLu|e - i Lhe|e anyLhinq Lhi viciouly
weeL candy cane| in'L a maLe| ol`
la|e ap ]aar t]p|r f|rers +r s||t|er ar a1er ta
S||era|es]aa.cam far mare |rfarm+t|ar ar sess|ars
W|t| V|stress S||e, |er c|a| e1erts, f||m faat+e
+r Wr|t|rs. S||p +|ar ta S||era|es]aa.e1|+rt+rt.
cam far mare +rtWar|. Harr] ap, ]aa sr|1e|||r
scrat+| Wet W|pe. We s+| raW!
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L a common qumble in Lhe hadcoe

bod mod communiL LhaL Loo man
cailicaLion aLiL ho poLlolio
pac|ed iLh picLue ol neaL, lehl
calpelled, liced and peeled |in deiqn,
buL donL hae an imaqe ol healed o|
- and ma|inq can loo| e dilleenL hen
Lhee caed up, compaed Lo hen Lhee
juL been cuL. Wee noL uqqeLinq LhaL
caLiL hae anLhinq Lo hide, o ae Linq Lo
eep eidence ol pool-healed piece unde
Lhe ()capeL, olLen, becaue cailicaLion
can La|e man monLh lo cabbinq Lo ea
aa and Lhe aea Lo compleLel eLLle don,
iL impl Lic| Lo Lac| don clienL and
qeL phoLo lom Lhem o lonq alLe Lhe
oiqinal pocedue ha been compleLed.
Foee, il oue conideinq qeLLinq
a caed mod done, iL adiable Lo ee pic
ol healed deiqn o ou can eamine ho
aied, llaL, biqhL, da|, ubLle and o on
a ma| ou choen caLiL meLhod ae
li|el Lo leae (beainq in mind, ol coue, LhaL
dilleenL |in Lpe can heal in dilleenL a,
o iL had Lo pedicL a quaanLeed ouLcome
lo Lhi Lpe ol modilicaLion).

Lhe beqinninq ol Ma Lhi ea. 0ne ol Lhe

moL Li|inq mod pelomed aL Lhe eenL
a a comple paLLen cuL inLo Lhe lace ol a
qil named Rub. The mmeLical deiqn a
calpelled inLo boLh he chee| b eLn Fle,
ho hiqhl epecLed lo hi incedibl accuaLe
'ac|ed qeomeL|y' cuLLinq. While Flye i huqely
LalenLed, Lhi wa an ambiLiou ca| placed in
a hiqhly viible and eniLive locaLion, o
wa inL|iqued Lo ee how iL would heal. A Lhi
laLeL hoL how (|iqhL), iL' Lunninq.
We alo qoL ou| paw on a healed hoL
ol a piece Flye and London Sca| Con hoL Ron
Ca|za collabo|aLed on, which combine Lhe
LeellaLinq paLLe|n ol Lhe lo|me| wiLh Lhe
L|adema|| liliq|ee l|ame ol Lhe laLLe| (la| lelL).
Ryan 0uelleLLe' wo|| |emovinq |in l|om
a lemale clienL' a|m LhaL had been compleLely
blac|ed ouL wiLh LaLLoo in| healed up upe|bly,
Loo (lelL). B|avo' Sca|-vo'
In ou| laL |epo|L, we LaLed LhaL
Sca| Con wouldn'L be |eLu|ninq Lo Lhe uK
- howeve|, plan lo| a econd evenL a|e
unde|way, and LhaL chanqe. So la|,
iL appea| LhaL Be|lin i Lhe Lop choice, wiLh
Lhe Tucany |eqion ol ILaly cominq a cloe
econd. Even il Sca| Con 2 doe end up
omewhe|e in Eu|ope, LhaL' Lill eaie|
lo| B|iL Lo |each Lhan Lhe uSA, whe|e Lhe
majo|iLy ol uch convenLion Lend Lo La|e place,
o iL' qood new lo| B|iL mod lan. Keep you|
peepe| on +ce|aa|.cam/sc+r.car. lo| inlo.

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line line and avoid |emovinq la|qe paLche
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compeiion o aend an excluive
pa|y hoed by Sailo| Je||y lohinq,
o celeb|ae he launch ol / //o/
0o//t/on by Faul Simonon l|om
The lah - and I won'
En|an had o concoc a Sailo|
Je||y coc|ail, and I invened he
'Naui-cool', which coni ol Sailo|
Je||y |um ove| an iced lae wih
vanilla y|up and an le| Eiqh min
chocolae o linih - who doen' love
calleine and |um, |iqh` ddinq he
le| Eiqh min wa my dauqhe|
ha|loe' idea, and oqehe| we
houqh ha addinq he iced collee
would ma|e i even mo|e |el|ehinq.
I' wha me|maid would live on'
We'|e |een o |y ou he coc|ail lo|
|eal and ee il i' a ay a i ound.
We had a b|illian niqh a he
pa|y in Sho|edich - we didn' |now
wha o expec' We aw a qood
mix ol people and |ied each ol he
lou| Sailo| Je||y coc|ail available
a he ba|. No only did we mee he
man himell, Faul Simonon (above),
bu 0amon lba|n l|om lu| and
Co|illaz wa he|e a well.
I've alway loved lahion
- I q|ew up ma|inq my own clohe,
and I've even done a bi ol co|e|y.
I love pin-up a|, aoo and he
|oc|abilly loo|. I li|e Sailo| Je||y'
pin-up, and I'm a maive Cil
Elvq|en lan - my dauqhe| ha|loe
i depe|ae lo| a modilied Elvq|en
balle|ina pin-up aoo. ha|loe
hope o be a aooi, o maybe
you'll ee he| name in /o// one
ol hee day. Emm+ D+1|e, 1|+ em+||
ROTH-8TITH
I'm |eally excied abou my new
a| p|ojec. c|o-iched vulva'
I decided o c|eae hee lo| a lew
|eaon - I waned o p|omoe
ell-love, o emb|ace lemininiy
and individualiy, and o how ha
vaqina a|e beauilul. The mo|e
ophiicaed a|iic aemen would
be ha I've a|en a cone|vaive,
leminine imaqe-ma|inq c|al l|om
he pa o exp|e mode|n lemini
beliel. I' a juxapoiion ol lo|m
and conen, and I hope ha i will
help lemale emb|ace hei| bodie
and - mo|e pecilically - hei| vaqina.
Ju li|e eve|y |eal vaqina, none ol my
c|o-iche a|e exacly ali|e.
lonq wih my new peni deiqn
(above), I've been ellinq hem l|om
my Ey hop a pa| ol he 0//
Jone collecion. You can alo chec|
ou my paqe on Faceboo| by ea|chinq
'Michelle Cauhie| |'.
V|c|e||e O+at||er, 1|+ TW|tter
JK HIT8 KI
Fi /o//e, ul|a vixen vico|ia
Flum, he|e' I've alway been a huqe
lan ol Tim u|on and T/e A/q/tno/e
ejo/e 0///tno. C|owinq up, i wa
wihou a doub my lavou|ie lilm,
and |emain o o hi day. 0n my
IBh bi|hday I |new I waned
a TA0 aoo, o Kaie |ipp a
ad Ci|l In| in Fe|lo|dhi|e aooed
a cuom deiqn ol Jac| and Sally'
ilhouee on Spi|al Fill.
lmo a yea| lae| o he day,
my boyl|iend and I we|e viiinq
London and poed Tim u|on nea|
a Tube aion. My boyl|iend ay
I q|aviaed owa|d him, bu I can
ha|dly |emembe|' I wal|ed ove|,
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When I a|ed Tim lo| an
auLoq|aph, I couldn'L lind a pen'
Luc|ily, a L|allic wa|den ac|o Lhe
|oad noLiced whaL wa happeninq and
|an ove| Lo lend me hi. Tim wa
iqninq a lip ol pape| (lelL), I chee|ily
a|ed him Lo d|aw Jac| S|ellinqLon lo|
me. Fe wa mo|e Lhan happy Lo do o,
and on ayinq qoodbye he qave a huqe
huq - I juL Lood Lill in awe' I Lold
him I'd qeL Lhe Jac| |eLch LaLLooed
a well, which made him lauqh.
einq a LudenL, iL wa
dilliculL Lo ave Lhe money lo|
a new LaLLoo, buL evenLually
I wenL alonq Lo a popula|
Ludio in KinqLon. When
I howed Lhe a|LiL my
deiqn, Lhey lauqhed and
|elued Lo do iL becaue
Lhey aid iL would loo| Lupid.
I wa dihea|Lened becaue
Lhe deiqn wa o pe|onal
Lo me. EvenLually I wenL Lo
KaLie aL ad Ci|l In| and
had iL LaLLooed a a 20Lh
bi|Lhday p|eenL l|om my
boyl|iend. I'm ecLaLic wiLh
Lhe |eulL. I lelL o |noc|ed
down by Lhoe oLhe|
eqoLiLical LaLLooiL LhaL
I conide|ed noL qeLLinq Lhe
LaLLoo aL all. uL eeinq my
in| in would be a
huqe Fuc| you' Lo Lhem.
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I love |eadinq
and I Lhin| my doll
would inLe|eL you and
you| |eade|. I wa leaLu|ed
in a mall piece in you| maqazine
bac| in 200, buL I'd love Lo how
you my |ecenL p|ojecL a my
wo|| ha chanqed ince Lhen
- and I have plenLy mo|e doll
Lo how you' I c|eaLe all o|L ol
va|iaLion, includinq ho||o| (above,
|iqhL), cybe| and Leampun| doll.
You| |eade| can ea|ch lo| '0e|adenL
0oll' on Faceboo| Lo ee mo|e
phoLo o| Lo qeL in Louch wiLh me.
l+arr BarraWs, 1|+ m+||
LOVE ITE
My name i Ma|| and I'm Lhe
co-lounde| ol a Faceboo| paqe
and YouTube channel called 'lien
Love F|edaLo| uK'. WiLh my
pa|Lne|, Rex, we coplay LoqeLhe|
a lien and F|edaLo| - he i
bi T Xeno and I'm Fed|o T F|ed. THE E0TIF0L PEOPLE
My liance, Jennile|, would love Lo model in you| maqazine one day'
We live LoqeLhe| in SouLhampLon and meL Lwo yea| aqo aL ou| local
qay club. Jen poLLed me p|oppinq myell up aqainL a wall a I wa
d|un|, and he decided Lo come ove| and Lell me I wa Lhe hoLLeL Lhinq
he'd eve| een. We chaLLed lo| a while, Lhen Jen |indly wal|ed me home
alonq wiLh he| couin. We quic|ly became qood l|iend - blu|Linq ouL
obcene Lhinq, beinq inc|edibly honeL wiLh each oLhe|, and conLanLly
lauqhinq ou| a|e oll wiLh a boLLle ol wine. We linally qoL LoqeLhe| laL
p|il, Lhen ix monLh laLe| I u|p|ied Jen wiLh a holiday Lo Fue|LevenLu|a
in Lhe ana|y Iland lo| he| bi|Lhday, and p|opoed Lo he| aL uneL on
a beauLilul beach' We plan Lo ma||y in uquL in blac| weddinq d|ee,
and will celeb|aLe aL ou| l|iend' CoLhic pub who ha |indly olle|ed Lo leL
u ue iL lo| l|ee, which mean we've qoL mo|e money Lo boo| lun Lull
uch a li|e pe|lo|me|, LilL wal|e| and anqle-q|indinq |ouLine Lo ou|
lavou|iLe Ma|ilyn Manon onq. Jen and I have boLh alway loved
becaue iL' unique, hoc|inq and Lhe moL inLe|eLinq maq
Lo |ead and loo| aL.
Em||] +rr], 1|+ |+c|aa|
IL' all abouL a lemale alien and
a male p|edaLo| L|yinq Lo qeL alonq
in Lhi wo|ld. 0n Lhe Faceboo| paqe
Lhe|e a|e phoLo ol bi and Fed|o
doinq eve|yday human Lhinq. They
li|e Lo enjoy day aL Lhe pa|| (below,
boLLom), playinq Lenni, qoinq on
lai|q|ound |ide and even qeLLinq
new pie|cinq (below, Lop).
V+r| w|c|, 1|+ m+||
Lopped him and aid hello. I've
neve| been o ne|vou in my lile'
I howed him my LaLLoo and he aid
he loved iL, Lhen we Lal|ed ome mo|e
and qoL a phoLo LoqeLhe| (above).
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ost of you enjoy perustng
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(rtght), but we wont to see
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greotest rog on the htghest
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8DY D8
888IE8
A anq Mi|e 0' leLLe| on
Lhe 'Jun| Mail' paqe ol
5, I lelL I had Lo qeL in Louch.
(Mi|e, a Folice CommuniLy Suppo|L
0llice|, w|oLe Lo /ze and
exp|eed hi l|uL|aLion abouL how
he wan'L pe|miLLed by hi employe|
Lo have viible LaLLoo, and how he
wanLed Lo eL up an o|qaniaLion
Lo p|evenL dic|iminaLion aqainL
people wiLh in| and body mod.)
Mi|e, I'm o||y you leel LhaL
way, buL Lhe |ule a|e clea|. Mi|e
ha choen a p|oleion in which
he e|ve Lhe communiLy, and people
need Lhei| public e|vanL Lo |ellecL
Lhi auLho|iLy. SLaLinq he'd |eep
hi LaLLoo cove|ed aL all Lime il
hi employe| pe|miLLed him Lo qeL
hi hand in|ed i imp|acLical. Alo,
pie|cinq a|e noL allowed in Lhe police
lo|ce lo| aleLy |eaon, becaue a
viible pie|cinq o| implanL can become
a La|qeL il an ollice| i involved in a
conl|onLaLion. And lemale ollice| can
only wea| dic|eeL Lud - buL I believe
Mi|e implied oLhe|wie in hi leLLe|.
I |new whaL Lhe police |equi|ed
l|om me belo|e I made Lhe choice Lo
qeL LaLLoo o| pie|cinq - and il
I wih Lo conLinue in my |ole, I will
chooe my modilicaLion baed on LhaL.
To my mind, LhaL hould be pa|L ol
any q|own-up deciion Lo pe|manenLly
modily you| body. I believe expecLinq
Lhe wo|ld Lo ma|e conceion lo|
you| choice, while beinq unwillinq Lo
unde|Land oLhe| pe|pecLive, i Lhe
ame biqoLed view Mi|e i L|yinq Lo
chanqe. I'm mainly pea|inq wiLh
|eqa|d Lo Mi|e' commenL abouL Lhe
police. I do uppo|L choice, buL choice
come wiLh |eponibiliLy and people
cannoL abolve Lhemelve ol LhaL.
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ADYFAG
I'm a biq lan ol p|oLheLic wo|| and
have wo||ed in ome q|eaL qo|y qen|e
ove| Lhe live yea| I've been modellinq
lo| phoLoq|aphe| 0avid WaL|in. I've
had Lhe pleau|e ol wo||inq wiLh him
and p|oLheLic maLe| Andy aL Mo|bid
Ma| lo| quiLe a lew yea| (phoLo ol
Lhei| wo|| lelL and above). I even have
my own cuLom-made lanq' I love
doinq hooL a a vampi|e. iL b|inq
ouL my inne| Ladylanq'
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Fi, /ze Leam' ulL|a vixen CliLzylox
he|e. I'm p|eqnanL wiLh my Lhi|d child,
o how' Lhi lo| a cove| hooL idea.`
A exy, ba|elooL, p|eqnanL 40-yea|-old
wa||io| woman - no one would expecL
LhaL' IL would p|ove LhaL neiLhe|
aqe no| p|eqnancy hould be hidden.
In lacL, I |eep |eceivinq |equeL
lo| picLu|e wiLh my bump - Lhe|e'
deliniLely a leLih lo| expecLanL women'
A loL ol people ay I've p|oved
Lhe|e' lonqeviLy Lo modellinq by La|Linq
aL uch a laLe aqe, and I'm p|oud Lo ay
I've inpi|ed a loL ol model Lo ca||y on
when Lhey've LhouqhL Lhemelve old aL
25' F|eqnancy wa Lhe |eaon I La|Led
modellinq, and iL qive me Lhe u|qe Lo
how Lhe wo|ld how L|onq women a|e.
I'd alo li|e Lo ee ulL|a vixen
Fa|low Minx leaLu|ed on you| cove|.
She wa in /ze ?05 - I Lhin|
he' amazinq and all he| picLu|e a|e
lanLaLic. She' upe|-l|iendly, Loo'
O||t/]fat 1| m||
Mandatron says: 0ongratulations from
everyone at 8/zorre Towers on your
third little cub! If you feel like indulging
the maiesiophiliacs (those that love
a lady with a bump) upload a picture
to your gallery on Ultravixens.net!
8CAR WAR8 ART
TE - REVEGE
F THE CY8T
Fola muchacho' Fu|Lhe| Lo my
q|oLLy Loe LhaL appea|ed in /ze
I8, he|e' an updaLe becaue I |now
how much people a|e lacinaLed wiLh
my day-Lo-day exiLence. The L|ial and
L|ibulaLion ol beinq a L|iple-A |aLed
celeb|iLy in mode|n ocieLy, eh` NoL
even a lull yea| had paed when
a |epeaL evulion ol my Loenail wa
|equi|ed (below). Cue local anaeLheia
and ome l|eneLic yan|inq by a docLo|
who wa milinq w, Loo much.
Sandal Lime aqain, juL a Lhe weaLhe|
Lu|n nippy. 0h joy. Sayona|a lo| now.
Yaar lar r Vstr Jar 1| m||
Mandatron says: Yeah. a pleasure
as always, Jon. Next time, I won't
open your email without having
a bucket in puking distance.
Hidden under the gas mask is wrestling-mad Mick Fage from
Northamptonshire, happily reading his copy of 8/zorre 20J in the buff,
presumably. And he owns his own coffin, don't you know?
oopsI
Fe|e aL /ze Towe|, we L|y
and qeL eve|yLhinq juL |iqhL lo|
each iue, buL omeLime mall
miLa|e lip Lh|ouqh. F|iend
ol Leanne Bi|d in Bi|minqham
miqhL've |ecoqnied he| neo-
L|adiLional ocLopu me|maid
LaLLoo by Cu|L aL Lauqhinq Buddha
TaLLoo SLudio on Lhe 'You| Body
A|L' paqe ol /ze ?08 buL
LhouqhL Leanne had a head
L|anplanL' Tu|n ouL Lhe w|onq
Lhumbnail imaqe wa p|inLed by
accidenL o, Lo ma|e up Lo Lhe
hiccup, he|e' he| acLual lace
(below). So||y, Leanne'

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uivy Ameiicun heuuty

Ludellu Huhn muy lcck like
u sveet giil cn the cutside,
hut dcn`t he ccled: theie`s
u vicked imuginuticn luiking
heneuth thut ietic gluie.
ln the vcild c huilesque,
the ieiy-huiied minx is iencvned
us the 'dume vith the delicicus
deiiieie`, und hus peicimed
ull munnei c iisque icutines
invclving dummies, hcnduge und explcding
cccks. And in the vcild c etish untusy she`s
ulsc u suucy peicimei ci the cumeius, dcing
eveiything icm huisting hullccns vith hei hutt
tc husting vimpy gentlemen`s hulls! Ve cculdn`t
think c u mcie peiect ccvei giil ci Chiimhc.
Check Ludellu cut cvei the next 13 puges,
und see hcv she's hiinging u iudicul nev
meuning tc the teim 'hct dcg!` Vith u hull.
Let's start with yuur cuver shuut. Yuu're
wearing a dug's head and riding a furry
bull. Please explain.
lt`s u dcg eut dcg vcild, und scmetimes
ycu }ust need tc hite dcvn und iide the hull.
Liteiully. Lie is ull uhcut expeiiences, utei ull.
Very true, Ludella. Whu is the lucky
chap inside the bull custumet
Thut's my iiend, Zuk. He vus gccd ut lccking
meun und ungiy, iight' Vith ull thcse disgiuntled
uciul expiessicns ycu vculdn`t kncv the shcct
tcck pluce cn his hiithduy veekend.
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What an incredible birthday present.
As a fetish star yuu make wild videu clips
that encumpass everything frum being
cunsumed by giant plants and disappearing
in quicksand tu pupping balluuns with
yuur sexy butt. Are thuse persunal fetishest
l huve u peiscnul stcie, C!ips4sa!e.com/36032,
vhich invclves legs, stcckings, puntyhcse, vcie
(getting euten ulive) hy hcxes und sleeping hug
mcnsteis, und supeiheicine clips. But l huve
ulsc heen euten hy giunt plunts und 'died`
in quicksund vciking ci cthei etish ilm
picduceis, in udditicn tc muny cthei things.
They`ie nct my peiscnul etishes (except ci the
legveui pciticn), hut l huve u hlust dcing them.
l lcve heing u etish mcdel hecuuse c the vuiiety
c inteiesting things l get tc expeiience.
We published a feature un vure fur Bizurre
181. It luuks like une uf the must fun fetishes
aruund. Huw did yuu get intu itt
The sume picducei l shcct quicksund etish
videcs vith hegun muking vcie ccntent,
und he hiied me tc get euten hy u giunt plunt
thut he'd huilt in his huck yuid. He might
huve hiied me tc get euten hy u demcn hed
hecie thut, thcugh - l cun`t iememhei!
Eithei vuy, it vus u lct c un, sc l decided
tc shcct scme c my cvn clips vheie l vus
ccnsumed hy un evil Chiistmus piesent. Then
l vus ccmmissicned tc shcct u videc vith
u sleeping hug mcnstei. l`ve heen usked tc
dc ctheis, hut scmetimes the iequests invclve
high-tech cieutuies thut l cun`t cieute.
Yuu alsu strangle men with yuur killer
thighs. Huw du we sign up fur thist
l huve u dieient stcie ci my 'scisscihcld` vcik
undei my viestling nume, Nessie Squeeze. Ycu
cun ind thcse clips ut C!ips4sa!e.com/22364.
Talking uf thuse killer thighs, yuu're well
knuwn fur yuur legs. It's nut hard su see
why. Du yuu cunsider them yuur finest assets,
alung with yuur equally amazing derrieret
Thunk ycu! Yes, l dc like my legs und hutt
und ccnsidei them tc he my hest selling pcints.
Du fans uften request tu see yuu crush
things with yuur thighs and buttt
Yes, und l`ve hicken u ccuple c ccee tuhles,
u steiec iuck, und scme luptcps ci u ciushing
vehsite. Mcst pecple vunt tc he ciushed
themselves, hut electicnics seem tc he }ust
us pcpului. l dcn`t kncv vhut the huidest
thing vculd he. Thcse things veie ull pietty
huid und l huve phctcs c the dumuge l did.
In terms uf persunal fetishes, yuu're intu
electruplay. What dues that entail and
what du yuu like abuut itt
lt`s mcie c u ucet c cne c my peiscnul
etishes. l huve u thing ci dungei, und heing tied
up vith electiicity tickling, stinging und shccking
my hcdy in vuiicus pluces, vith nc meuns c
escupe. lt eels quite dungeicus. Electicpluy
dces u ine }ch c cuusing me much excitement.
Is electruplay painfult Du yuu have any
tips fur curiuus beginnerst
lt cun he u little puinul - it depends cn hcv
high ycu iuise the pcvei. At u lcvei vcltuge,
it hus mcie c u tickling , tingling eect, hut
the highei ycu gc the mcie puinul it is. Puin
is puit c the excitement, hut l nevei tuin the
vcltuge tc the tcp. Fci cuiicus heginneis, stuit
ut u lcv vcltuge using un electiic vund und
slcvly tuin it up tc u level ycu eel ccmcituhle
vith. And keep in mind thut ycu uie pluying
vith electiicity, sc pleuse ieud ull the vuining
luhels. Ncte: lt vill melt puntyhcse und cun
ignite lummuhle muteiiuls!
Yuu're alsu well-knuwn as a feisty burlesque
perfurmer. I understand yuu unce handcuffed
a ventriluquist dummy that yuu've uwned
since childhuud and threatened him with,
and I quute, "tits and a riding crup". Did
yuu du similar things tu him in the privacy
uf yuur bedruumt
Huhu. Oh nc! lt vus much mcie innccent
thun thut, hut peihups mcie cieepy. l pluyed
vith him like uny ycung giil pluys vith hei
Buihie dclls, cnly l nevei mcved my lips vhen
he tulked. Vhen l iist ucquiied him (he vus
cund in my nunu`s uttic), his heud vus detuched
icm his hcdy und l }ust pluyed vith his heud
until my nunu iepuiied him.
We'd generated this awesume mental image
uf yuu playing bundage games with all
yuur tuys. That wuuld make sume videu.
Maybe like a fetish remake uf Tedt
Vell, peihups ve shculd get in tcuch vith
Muik Vuhlheig tc see i he vunts tc }ump cn
hcuid vith thut pic}ect' He`s icm Bcstcn,
sc ve huve thut us un icehieukei!
Fur uur lucky cuusins acruss the Atlantic,
yuu're perfurming in a burlesque versiun
uf The Nutcrucker this Christmas called
The SIutcrucker. What's it abuutt
lt`s the genius cieuticn c Bcstcn huilesque
peicimei und chciecgiuphei, Sugui Dish.
lt`s cn its sixth seuscn, vith cui tc ive shcvs
pei veek ci the vhcle c Decemhei. ln this etish
huilesque veisicn c the stciy, Cluiu ieceives
u dildc insteud c u nutciuckei und it ccmes tc
lie us the Dildc Piince. Thcugh it is chvicusly
much mcie iisque thun the ciiginul (the inule
invclves u giunt cundy cune penis thut shccts
cut sncv, und u ull cust cigy), it's still un
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entiiely chciecgiuphed hullet tc ull the
ciiginul music. lt`s sc much un! Anycne
plunning tc visit Bcstcn needs tc expeiience it.
The sure du. Civen uur delectable, curv,
Bettie Page-stle igure and 1950s aesthetic,
has this pin-up / burlesque ascinatiun
resunated with uu rum an earl aget
Oh, yes! l giev up vutching TV shcvs such
us I Lovc L0cy, BcuitchcJ, Thc M0nstcrs und
I Drcom Oj 1connic, sc my iist ideus c pecple
veie hused cn thcse shcvs. l ind mysel
uttiucted tc thut ietic-eminine style und the
195us umily ideuls. Thcugh l um u ull-time
mcdel und peicimei, l`m ulsc u ull-time
hcusevie. Thut's u etish ci me in itsel.
The duncing stuited vhen my mcm
eniclled my sistei und l in u clcgging
cluss vhen l vus 11. l tcck mcie
und mcie clusses in dieient genies
thicugh my schccl yeuis, und stuited
peiciming huilesque in 2uu9 vhen
l disccveied theie vus u lccul scene
ci it. Ncv l`ve peicimed inteinuticnully.
l lcve tc dunce, und l lcve the sexuulity
und the glumcui invclved. Peihups my
uttiucticn tc this cun he iist uttiihuted
tc 1eunnie in hei huiem ccstume.
Apparentl uu hate uniuns. Further
tu uur 1950s luuk and munster-battling
shenanigans, huw abuut we make
a belated, mudern-da B-muvie sequel
tu Auc Dj Te Ker Tmues,
entitled Auc Dj Te Ker Red Dnns,
which stars uu as the main leadt
l vculd pulveiise thcse cnicns! Plct' My evil
uich nemesis, Ozzy Onicn, pluns tc ccntuminute
the euith vith his ncxicus existence und cnly

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n stcp him. But iist huve tc get thicugh
his uimy c evil cnicn minicns. The cnly
piclem is, it`s sc diiult tc desticy them
euuse c ull the iying thut ensues.
That wuuld inevitabl be the duwnside
tu fighting giant uniuns. Dut uf interest,
wh du uu hate uniunst Withuut them
we wuuldn't have curr.
t`s u hutied thut gces uk ui ecie un
iememei. The tuste und textuie muke me gug.
Here's anuther wild and randum fact
abuut uu. Yuu're apparentl related tu
three sisters whu were accused uf witchcraft
during the Salem witch trials. Huw the heck
did uu find that uutt
My nunu vus intc geneulcgy, und tiued cui
umily histciy uk tc cming tc meiiu cn
the Muylcvei. She discveied cui ieluticn
tc the sisteis - und uppuiently tc the ciiginul
Mcthei Cccse.
What did uur famil think when that
little nugget uf infu made itself knuwnt
Did uu call in the Chustbusters ur hand
uurself in tu the Vaticant
think vithes uien`t us suseptile tc pictcn
puks us ghcsts uie, sc nc-cne in my umily
seemed ieuked cut ucut it. lsc, lust Otcei
vent tc the Vutiun und didn`t melt, sc `m
nct sc suie ucut thcse vith uusuticns.
t scunds like the clks in Sulem }ust hud u ud
use c hysteiiu. (Thcugh hcpe nct, euuse
think it vculd e ieully ccl tc huve vith lccd
iunning thicugh my veins. Spcciolis Rcvclio!)
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Hcllyvccd ilms, hikeis uie tctully

huduss - }ust cne step uvuy icm
MoJ Mox nuttiness, und liuhle tc gch
in ycui egg und chips ut icudside dineis.
ln the ieul vcild, hcvevei, they`ie mcie
iencvned ci shuiing theii heei und
ceiing vcild-veuiy visdcm thun they uie ci
teiiciising quuint little villuges (ci getting shct
ut hy Chuiles Bicnscn und Clint Eustvccd).
Since the 195us, the vcild c hiking hus
heen cne c the luigest cutsidei suhcultuies.
But vhile hikeis muy nct necessuiily he the
hcstile teuiuvuys pic}ected cn the hig scieen,
they huve u lcck thut scieums iehellicn
- und u hig puit c thut is dcvn tc theii ink.
Almcst us essentiul us dusty leutheis,
u hikei vithcut scme cim c iendish skin-
etching is like u svimmei vithcut tiunks:
undeidiessed, uncigivuhle, und likely tc
iesult in videspieud lccks c teiici. Stiuddling
u thichhing Huiley und hiundishing tuttccs
piccluiming 'Live Tc Ride` is u mutch mude
in hell, und it`s un chseivuticn thut led tc
Suiu Liheite tc shcct u vhcle pic}ect uhcut it.
A lcng-time mctcicycle enthusiust, Liheite
cvned und cpeiuted the custcm mctcicycle
shcp Rt`s Ncith Hills Cycle lnc in Pittshuigh,
US, ci 15 yeuis. But she`s ulsc u picessicnul
mctcicycle phctcgiuphei, und hei svelling,
peticl-vuting pcitclic eutuies hundieds
c hikeis spciting unique hcdy uit.
Sc cuptivuted vus Liheite hy hikei tuttccs
- und especiully hy the stciies hehind them -
thut she emhuiked cn u mussive icud tiip tc
tiuck dcvn mcie. The tiuil tcck hei ucicss
highvuys und thicugh iullies in Lus Vegus,
Aiizcnu, Muine, Nev Humpshiie, Mussuchusetts,
und Duytcnu, und hei pic}ect is tcld in the nev
hcck, 1000 ikcr Tottoos.
When nd ho did o get into motor!es!
lt vus vhile l vus ut ccllege, cn the ncith
shcie c Bcstcn, Mussuchusetts. l`d }ust gct
intc the lccul hike scene, und stuited hunging
cut ut u hike shcp tc leuin hcv tc vcik cn
them. lt vus Muik L`eiuex (u iespected mechunic
vhc vus tiugicully killed cn u test iun in 199S)
vhc tuught me lcts uhcut mctcicycles. Then
l suved up und hcught u `96 Huiley Duvidscn
XL Spcitstei, hut cnly utei l leuined hcv tc
tuke cuie c it.
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o!d o descrihe orse! s hiker!
l`d cull mysel mcie c u mctcicycle enthusiust,
vhich l`ve heen ci the lust 15 yeuis. lt`s less
uhcut living the liestyle, heing cn the icud
und nevei huving u hcme huse, und mcie thut
l en}cy the muchines. l like the mechunicul
uspect c the mctcicycle und the vuy it ccnnects
tc ycui hcdy. l like the vuy ycu ccnticl the
shiting und the thicttle. lt`s ull dcne vith the
hunds und eet, sc it heccmes un extensicn
c ycu. l get u kick cut c thut.
Wh s i speciic!! ho hiker oos
h irs ineresed o!
The mcie l hecume suhmeiged in the mctcicycle
vcild, l cund mysel meeting und heiiending
mcie und mcie tuttcc uitists. l vus intiigued
hy ull the stciies these pecple hud tc shuie.
Ycu iide uicund vith thcse guys und they
huve un endless supply c stciies.
Were here n !es h pric!r!
cpred or imginion!
l vus mcst impiessed hy eveiycne vhc gct
the lndiun Luiiy 'questicn muik` tuttcc hecuuse
it vusn`t }ust uhcut huving scmething cccl
- it iepiesented u vuy c lie. lndiun Luiiy
vus u custcm mctcicycle huildei, und
u gicund-hieukei in teims c develcping nev
techniques und ccmhining tiuditicnul vuys
c huilding vith mcdein technclcgy. He
ulsc picneeied u philcscphy c questicning
eveiything, vhich iescnuted vith pecple in hikei
cultuie. The questicn muik hecume u lcgc ci
c's arm |ak |s
a tree m|rrere4 |a the castem
werk ea h|s metercyc|e seat,
haa4-tee|e4 by Paa| 0ex
Says Sara. "0saa||y Ieare4
by these whe 4ea't kaew
them, 'qrey bear4s' w|th
tattees are mere t|mes
thaa aet the mest
aweseme, k|a4 aa4
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e 'giey heuids` it the steiectype mculd
thut Hcllyvccd huilt in the lute 196us und euily
`7us c mctcicycle gungs iclling intc tcvns und
vieuking huvcc. Sc vhen ycu meet these guys
vith giey heuids thut uie ccveied in tuttccs und
}evelleiy, ycu instuntly think they must he
huduss. Then ycu sit dcvn und chut vith them
und disccvei they`ie in uct educuted pecple,
vhc uie especiully kncvledgeuhle in the huid
shit thut is lie. They cun shuie u veulth c
kncvledge vith ycu, ccveiing tcpics icm
mctcicycle mechunics tc ieluticnships.
There's one particu!ar photo o a 'grey heard'
wearing a white handkerchie on his head
and removing a !umherjack shirt {ahove,
right). You descrihe him as having a "great
rider !ook". He kind o encapsu!ates that
c!assic American hiker !ook, doesn't he!
l didn`t even get u chunce tc tulk tc thut guy
hecuuse thut phctc vus tuken duiing Dukctu
hike veek cn the husiest duy. He cuught my eye,
sc l snupped u pic c him. l vunted tc gc und
chut vith him, hut then scmehcdy pulled me
in u dieient diiecticn und l nevei iun intc him
uguin. Ycu cculd tell he hud scme umuzing
stciies tc shuie }ust hy lccking ut him.
Are there hikers who !ive exc!usive!y on the
road, !ike some kind o nomadic existence!
Theie uie still gungs uicund, hut times uie
dieient. ln the 196us it vus eusiei tc he
u ncmud, und ycu cculd ciush in puhlic uieus.
Ncv thcse uieus uie sc pcliced thut ycu cun`t
even stcp ut u iest-stcp vithcut getting hussled
hy the luv i ycu`ve heen theie ci u vhile.
Theie uie guys vhc tuke c ci u veekend
ut u time und ciush vheievei. But it`s pietty
tcugh tc muke u liestyle cut c it these duys.
Do hikers sti!! get hass!ed or victimised hy
the !aw in these modern times!
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unch ol chump who leud wiLh linL aLwood alLe|
inulLinq hi peL o|anq-uLan, lyde. ed by a weaLy
qimp in a ca|l wiLh a londne lo| azi |eqalia.
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You |now you'|e a hiL qanq when a middle-aqed
John T|avolLa blow up you| c|ew' enLi|e moLo|cycle
Loc|. The|e' no cominq bac| l|om LhaL.
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0ne ol a qianL wad ol exploiLaLion bi|e| llic|
l|om Lhe Io0 and '70. Fo|ny lemale bi|e| enjoy
weaLy o|qie alLe| a ha|d day' |acinq. you do.
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xL|a-hai|y bi|e| dude qeL unwiLLinqly L|anlo|med
inLo we|ewolve alLe| Lumblinq upon a L|anqe
culL. |quably Lhe q|eaLeL ploL in movie hiLo|y'
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viciou qiL whoe c|imewave qeL melod|amaLically
billed a a hoc|inq, |ealiLic Lo|y ol Lhe wave ol
|evoluLion and ana|chy weepinq ou| naLion Loday'
lndiun Luiiy`s mctcicycles, und thut`s vhut
muny pecple hud tuttcced in memciy c him
vhen he pussed uvuy.
What was Indian Larry's phi!osophy!
lt vus tc questicn eveiything. Vhy }ust
uccept vhut`s put in icnt c ycu' l ycu
didn`t undeistund ci en}cy scmething,
vhy did ycu huve tc uccept it ci vhut it vus'
lnsteud, gc cut und seize thcse cppcitunities
tc get the mcst cut c lie. Ncthing in this
vcild is guuiunteed. Peiscnully speuking,
l huve un instunt ccnnecticn vith unycne vhc
vus uttiucted tc Luiiy`s philcscphy, sc ve didn`t
need tc speuk muny vcids. Thut inspiied me.
You remark in your hook that hig, hur!y
'grey heard' hikers may !ook terriying,
hut can he some o the nicest peop!e you
cou!d hope to meet. Is that ear e!ement
a misnomer and i!!-itting stereotype!
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euis ugc, thut us the ncim, Hcllyccd
huilt thut hud iepututicn in the 196us, hut cvei
time muny hikeis held events tc iuise mcney
ci cigunisuticns ci tc suppcit cui veteiuns.
They uie mcstly iespected nc.
it nothing !ike Ray Liotta's gang in
then! {Co on, admit it, you've seen it).
Nc.
There's a chapter on tattoo phrases in the
hook. I !ike the guy in the red cap hose
neck ink reads 'Live To Ride, Ride To Live'.
Do you have any avourites!
l`m u hig un c Cecige the Puintei, hc
hus 'Livin` Lu Vidu Dumhuss` ucicss his
neckline (helc). He`s scmecne hc hus
steeied uuy icm the hcle gieediness c
scciety und iehelled uguinst hut pecple
huve heccme, und hc huck-stuhhing they
uie. He`s }ust gct his mctcicycle und his dcg,
und dces his cn thing, living cn his cn
teims. He`s uctuully u puintei hy tiude
und ulsc iites ci u mctcicycle muguzine.
ll the signiicunt mcments in lie thut huve
huppened tc him, he`s hud tuttcced cn himsel.
He`s quite u chuiuctei.
At the other end o the spectrum, you devote
a chapter to 'tattoo regret'. Did you get to meet the
guy ith the !an moer on his torso {see p66)!
l did nct. l lcst him in the cicd!
I shou!d ask you at this point hether you
have any tattoos o your on...
l huve the Stutue O Liheity cn my iight
shculdei. My dud cned u metul husiness
thut l gie up in, und she is the mcst picud
independent cmun mude c metul thut theie
is. l helieve in eveiything she stunds ci - und
e shuie the sume nume!
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pa|||s|e |] Vatar|aa|s
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e vcild c uit theie uie inncvutcis,

und then theie uie oor. But
Cenesis P-Oiiidge dcesn`t it intc eithei
cump, he (ci s,he, us s,he pieeis)
ventuies heycnd hcth.
Sel-piccluimed us un uvunt-guide
untiheic und cultuiul engineei,
the uitist iist smushed musicul hcunduiies
in the hunds Thichhing Ciistle und Psychic TV.
But h,ei mcst iudicul expeiimentuticn hus
ncthing tc dc vith duik lyiics ci tupe sumples,
und is insteud devcted tc chullenging
gendei ccnventicns. ln the euily 2uuus, s,he
cieuted und hecume u single gendei-hluiiing
entity vith h,ei vie Ludy 1uye (1969-2uu7),
vhich they luhelled the Pundicgyne.
Ve stuited cut, hecuuse ve veie sc ciuzy
in lcve, }ust vunting tc eut euch cthei up,
tc heccme euch cthei und heccme cne, the
unccnventicnul uitist tcld SuicideCiils.ccm
in 2uuS. Reully, ve veie }ust tvc puits
c cne vhcle, the Pundicgyne vus the vhcle
und ve veie euch cthei`s cthei hul.

Bcin Neil Andiev Megscn in Munchestei in
195u, und lutei iehcin us the uitist Cenesis
P-Oiiidge in 1971, Cenesis iist cund inumy
in the ccnicntuticnul peicimunce ccllective
COUM Tiunsmissicns in the euily 197us. Alieudy
nctciicus ci extieme, unccuth ucts, the gicup`s
inul shcvpiece invclved stunding huiecct
cn thumh tucks, licking vcmit icm u stcne lcci,
und Cenesis heing in}ected vith un enemu illed
vith piss, vine und milk. Only tvc spectutcis
iemuined tc vitness the ycuthul suhveisive
hlust the ghustly luids icm his hcttcm.
ln 1975, P-Oiiidge und thiee cthei COUM
memheis picneeied industiiul music in
Thichhing Ciistle. The cui-piece`s cutput
vus picvccutive, mechunicul und uddictive,
und Cenesis cten iecited teiiiying, deudpun
lyiics thut spcke c lcve, cccultism, Nuzism
und seiiul killeis. The iist tiuck s,he ieccided
vcculs ci (ulthcugh ieleused much lutei)
vus culled 'Veiy Fiiendly`, und vith
its chilling, diuvn-cut ieiuin c Ion
BroJccccc onJ Mro HinJccccc, cr
jricnJccccc it ceied u peiscnul insight intc
the Mccis muideis c 1963-1965.
As u kid, l huve vivid memciies c living
uicund Munchestei und Stcckpcit, und ve veie
suddenly nct ullcved tc gc cut cn cui hikes
ulcne ci stuy cut in the ccuntiyside, Cenesis
ieculls. Suddenly neighhcuis` dccis veie
lccked und ycu hud tc he hcme hy u ceituin
time. Ve didn`t undeistund vhy, hut it vus
hecuuse cui puients veie teiiiied ve vculd he
the next kids tc he kidnupped. Thcse muideis,
vith Myiu Hindley heing emule, chunged
eveiything, }ust like 9,11 did.
Thichhing Ciistle dishunded in 19S1 und
Cenesis, ulcng vith TC`s Petei Chiistcpheiscn,
cimed ucid hcuse cddhulls Psychic TV, uncthei
uct ieveied in undeigicund ciicles. This time
the music vus geneiully mcie psychedelic, hut
nc less expeiimentul, unpiedictuhle ci hizuiie.
ln 1993 Cenesis ielccuted icm Lcndcn tc
Nev Ycik, vheie s,he muiiied u lccul nuise,
Ludy 1uye (ncc 1ucqueline Muiy Bieyei), huving
uppuiently met in u dungecn vheie it vus lcve
ut iist sight. Ludy 1uye }cined Psychic TV us
u keyhcuidist und sumplei, und it vus heie thut
the gendei und identity expeiiments hegun.
lt vus ull Ludy 1uye`s ideu, iememheis
Cenesis, speuking cn the phcne icm h,ei
cuiient hcme in Nev Ycik. S,he scunds
cicuky und ieveuls thut s,he husn`t heen
tc hed icm the night hecie. (lt`s ncv 3pm
lccul time). Ludy 1uye vus editing u hcck
uhcut me culled Ioinj B
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Oj Ccncsis IOrriJc ished in 2uu2),
und gcing thicugh ull my cld phctc ulhums.
Thut`s vhen she ncticed the iecuiiing theme
c chunge, und hcv l hud heen chunging the
vuy l lcck thicughcut my lie vithcut even
ieulising it.

The chseivuticn thiev the ccuple cn u nev
uit puth. lnspiied hy un insutiuhle hungei ci
cne uncthei, they hegun explciing ccncepts
c identity und gendei. Cenesis suys they hcth
elt veighed dcvn hy scciety`s expectuticns,
und cluims thut scciety gcveins the vuy cne
shculd lcck, diess und it intc cultuie. Tc them,
the humun hcdy vus seccnduiy tc the humun
ccnscicusness. Sc they plctted u ievclt.
Ludy 1uye vculd pcse questicns, usking
vhy she elt sc iepiessed und suppiessed }ust hy
heing hiclcgicully emule, iememheis P-Oiiidge.
Vhy vus cui sex ielevunt' Suiely the ielevunce
c eveiything in lie is the intelligence, the mind
und the ccnscicusness' Ve cume tc the ccnclusicn
thut the humun hcdy is u cheup suitcuse thut }ust
sc huppens tc cuiiy the hiuin, und in the hiuin
is ccnscicusness. The hit thut thinks und culls
ycuisel 'l`, thut`s uctuully yo0. The puipcse c the
hcdy ycu`ie in, us Timcthy Leuiy suid, is sclely tc
muke ycui hiuin mchile. nd ve explcied these
things icm eveiy ungle - the physicul, mentul und
psychedelic. ln cidei tc sepuiute cnesel icm the
lcv c ccnditicned tiuditicnul cultuie, ve vent
uguinst eveiy uspect c identity thut`s piessed
upcn ycu. Thut`s vhy ve hecume extieme.
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hecume. Ludy 1uye und Cenesis ccnceived
Pic}ect Pundicgeny, u cultuiul expeiiment
designed tc meige them intc the sume peiscn
- ci, mcie uccuiutely, u single heing kncvn
us the Pundicgyne, vhich they culled Bieyei
P-Oiiidge (un umulgum c theii tvc numes).
They hegun tc diess, vulk und tulk the sume,
und ieeiied tc themselves using the gendei-
neutiul picncuns 's,he` und 'h,ei`.
Mcie diumuticully, this pundicgyncus
quest (u teim they ccined) suv them undeigc
multiple ccsmetic suigicul picceduies us s,he
sticve tc physicully iesemhle the cthei. Bcth
hud hieust implunts cn Vulentine`s Duy in 2uu3
- theii 1uth unniveisuiy. Cenesis ulsc hud his
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e tiue nutuie c ieulity. nd thut`s vhen
they cund themselves usking vhethei Pic}ect
Pundicgeny cculd he ccntinued, even utei deuth.
Oui vhcle pic}ect hegun us lcve und usking
hcv ve cculd lcve euch cthei unccnditicnully
vithcut vithhclding unything, Cenesis ieculls,
unuvuie c the ute thut luy uheud. nd thut
mude us think, vhut vculd huppen i cne c us
died' Hcv vculd ve ind euch cthei' Cculd ve
ind euch cthei' ls theie unything utei deuth'
Cenesis suys hcth he und Ludy 1uye veie
ciiginully existentiulists (thut is, the 1Sth
centuiy philcscphy thut isclutes the individuul
expeiience uguinst udveisity) - hut huving
lived vith Buddhist Tihetun mcnks, they hegun
tc helieve in ieincuinuticn. They suv it us
u iuie cccuiience, hut ceituinly pcssihle,
und it ceied hcpe thut Bieyei P-Oiiidge might
iemuin us cne in the event c cne hul pussing
cn. Tcgethei, they devised thiee cleui signuls
thut vculd estuhlish inteidimensicnul ccntuct.
Scmething physicul vculd huve tc huppen,
it must huve vitnesses, und the event hud tc
huve u speciul meuning, suys Cenesis. Then,
i unything veiid huppens thut ulils ull thiee
ciiteiiu, ve vculd he suie thut it ieully vus
ccmmunicuticn icm the cthei side.
ln u ciuel tvist, Ludy 1uye vus sccn
diugncsed vith stcmuch cuncei und, cn
9 Octchei 2uu7, she 'dicpped hei hcdy`.
Suddenly, the pundicgyncus heing hud un
cppcitunity tc test its theciies. Cenesis tukes
u deep hieuth hecie ccntinuing the stciy,
udmitting thut s,he is ventuiing intc veiy
veiid teiiitciy, hut sensing cui huining inteiest
in the stciy picceeds vith enthusiusm.
Thiee duys utei Ludy 1uye`s uneiul 've`
veie sitting in un upuitment, suys Cenesis,
ncv ulmcst exclusively ieeiiing tc h,eisel
us ve. lsc piesent veie the memheis c
Psychic TV, my tvc duughteis (icm Cenesis`
iist muiiiuge in the 19Sus) und u ccuple c
iiends. My kids veie suying, 'Ycu`ie nct meunt
tc he ulcne heie vhen ycu`ie sc upset.` nd
ve veie thinking, 'Dc ve vunt tc gc uvuy
vith them ci stuy heie'` Suddenly, ve hud
this sticng thcught thut i ve veie tc gc
scmevheie else, ve vculd need u phctcgiuph
c Ludy 1uye und l tc keep hy the hed. lt seemed
like u stiunge thing tc suddenly think c, hut ve
vent tc the hediccm und cn Ludy 1uye`s side
c the hed vus cui 'kissing vull`, vhich hud
2u ci sc phctcs c us kissing ull cvei the vcild.
ln the middle vus u phctc c us in
Kuthmundu in Nepul. Ve veie veuiing ied
iches und sitting cn euch cthei`s lups in u hig
chuii. Sc ve iesemhled u hig hlch c ied vith
tvc heuds. Suddenly it stiuck 'us` thut this
phctc the Pundicgyne - the veiy pcint vheie
tvc heccme cne. Sc ve tcck it c vull, vent
huck intc the cthei iccm, luid it uce dcvn
cn u cuphcuid, und sut dcvn in u chuii vhich
uciul ccntcuis, hut ieveuls thut Ludy 1uye hud
the mcst vcik dcne. Hei ncse und the hcttcms
c hei eyes veie chunged, s,he suys. She
hud cheek und chin implunts. She hud u mcle
iemcved icm hei tcp lip. nd she hud eyelinei
tuttcced undei hei eyes tc muke them lcck
higgei, like mine. She vus ulsc set tc huve
hei teeth iepluced vith gcld teeth (Cenesis
hud gcld teeth instulled hetveen 199S und
2uu1) hecie she 'dicpped hei hcdy` in 2uu7.
LOVE FTER DETH
The extiuvugunce c Pic}ect Pundicgeny
vus luigely unded hy un expensive luvsuit
thut Cenesis vcn in 199S, utei heing hudly
in}uied in u iie ut the Lcs ngeles hcme c
music picducei Rick Ruhin. But vhile the
pundicgyncus Cenesis Bieyei P-Oiiidge
pimped theii humun 'suitcuses` in hcspituls,
theii tiue quest luy in the spiiituul.
P-Oiiidge`s inteiest in escteiicism, Eustein
ieligicns und mysticul cultuies hud iescnuted
icm u ycung uge, und Bieyei P-Oiiidge spent
uithei ccmpensuticn mcney cn visiting pluces
such us the Himuluyus, Tihet und Buimu, vheie
they spent time vith nutive tiihes und hcly
pecple. ln the vcids c Cenesis, it vus u puisuit

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hcut 6t uu. The kids eie usking
uguin, 'Sc, uie cu gcing tc ccme ith us'`
Ve suid, 'l dcn`t think Lud 1ue unts me
tc leue.` nd us sccn us e suid thut, the
pictuie icse u ccuple c inches, lcuted ucicss
the iccm und ell dcn in icnt c me. Then
it tuined the iight u up. Eeicne in the
iccm su it huppen. nd eeicne ent
hite. including me!
The thiee things thut Lud 1ue und
l hud discussed hecie she dicpped hei hcd
hud huppened. n ch}ect mced 6t thicugh
the uii h itsel. Theie eie itnesses. nd
the phctc hud speciul meuning tc us, nct }ust
hecuuse it pictuied cne c cui ucuiite pluces
in the cild, hut hecuuse the ied iches lccked
like e eie cne heing. Thut incident hle
m mind. nd theie hue heen mcie incidents
like thut since. Sc it`s tiue, cu con ind cui
lce und the cthei hul c cuisel. Een utei
deuth. Thut us u iudicul thing tc disccei.
lt us u lcng, lcng u icm the stuit c cui
pundicgncus }cuine, heie Lud 1ue
und l eie euiing the sume clcthes und
huing the sume huiicut.

Ccninced c ccmmunicuticn icm the
cthei side, Cenesis P-Oiiidge ccntinues the
Pundicgen pic}ect tc this du. S,he sus thut
s,he iepiesents Bieei P-Oiiidge in the phsicul
cild, hile Lud 1ue iepiesents h,ei in the
spiiituul ci metuphsicul ieulm. Cenesis
P-Oiiidge ulsc tcuis unieisities, delieiing
thcught-piccking lectuies in mutteis c gendei
und identit. Such is h,ei iepute in this ield
thut umcng the unieisities s,he hus lectuied
in is Yule, the US` unsei tc Ohiidge.
But questicning gendei und identit isn`t
the cnl thing thut enguges Cenesis Bieei
P-Oiiidge in this euithl ieulm - theie is
still the muttei c muking und peiciming
music. Thichhing Ciistle iecimed in 24
und dishunded uguin in 21 hen Petei
Chiistcpheiscn pussed uu, hile un cngcing
legul huttle ith its cthei memheis (e`ie
nct ullced tc tulk uhcut it, quips Cenesis)
meuns thut TC is cuiientl inuctie. But,
ci the time heing, theie is still lcts gcing
cn ith Pschic TV (ci PTV3 us the scmetimes
hecume kncn icm 23 cnuids).
Ve`ie intc u ne phuse, ieeuls
Cenesis, ecitedl. Ve eie usked tc dc
u thiid enccie ut u Mcscc shc hecuuse,
ci scme ieuscn, e`ie megu-pcpului in Russiu.
Out c the hlue - und e hue nc ideu heie
it cume icm - e impicised 'Muggct Biuin`
h Funkudelic, und the cicd ent een
mcie nuts. Thut`s tuken us intc cui ne phuse
c tuking clussic pschedelic, picg scngs und
ieinenting them, hich e`ie using us -sides
tc cui cn tiucks, hich ull hue 'ulien` in
the title. l`m nct suie h, hut e`e heccme
ieull pcpului uguin.
ln udditicn tc ieluunching the ieccid
luhel ngi Lce Picducticns, Cenesis
Bieei P-Oiiidge ulsc iemied u tiuck cn the
delue editicn c the iecent Nine lnch Nuils
ieccid Hcsitotion orks - the icck demigcds
hcse nuicissistic unthems uie idel
cutegciised us industiiul music. But dces
Cenesis think it stiunge thut, ulmcst 4 euis
ugc, the memheis c Thichhing Ciistle
eectiel ccined the teim 'industiiul music`
hile discussing theii ne, utuiistic scunds
in Lcndcn Fields puik cn 3 Septemhei 1975'
lt`s cdd ci pecple hc uie ull gicn up,
hecuuse ci them theie hus ulus heen this
genie c music culled 'industiiul`, s,he ielects.
Theie`s lcuds c it ucicss the glche: hunds, D1s,
cluh nights, ccnceits. nd tc think thut ull
ecled icm un chund ccmment in Huckne
hile e eie tiing tc think c u nume ci the
music e eie muking. Yes, it is eiid. Ycu
tell u cungstei thut theie husn`t ulus heen
industiiul music und the`ll scieum, 'LlR!`
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eie ut izorrc, theie`s

ncthing ve en}cy mcie
thun chumpicning
hcme-gicvn veiidness
- und LorJ Oj Tcors
its the hill peiectly.
The cieepy
eutuie dehut icm
Sccttish diiectci
Luviie Bievstei (inteiestingly, u cimei tiuinee
ministei), LorJ Oj Tcors is un uicune, vindsvept
ceiing hused in the Sccttish Highlunds, vhich
tukes inspiiuticn icm euily Hummei hciici
licks, HP Lcveciut und uncient ieligicns.
ln the ilm, Sccttish nevccmei Euun Dcuglus
stuis us u schcclteuchei vhc inheiits u spiuvling
stutely hcme in the middle c uhsclutely hlccdy
ncvheie. lntiigued hy his deud mcthei`s cluim
thut, us u nippei, he enccunteied un cvl-
heuded mcnstei in the munsicn, the pcndeicus
pictugcnist ietuins tc the iemcte huilding tc
investigute this lcng-cigctten memciy. Cue
unsettling visicns, tules c humun suciiice,
und u clundestine enccuntei vith un meiicun
neighhcui (Lexy Hulme) in u svimming pccl.
t leust cne c thcse vus en}cyuhle.
tei shccting the ilm in Fie und in the
Highlunds, Bievstei und his ciev ccmpleted
the pic}ect utei tuining tc cicvd-unding site
Kickstuitei ci extiu inunce. Bizuiiely, u sultun
icm the United iuh Emiiutes picved tc he
its chie heneuctci. ncthei inteiesting uctcid is
thut the ilm`s scieenviitei - scngstiess Suiuh Duley,
vhc peicims cn the scundtiuck undei the mcnikei
Metuphciest - huppens tc he Kute Bush`s ccusin.
Ncv thut`s u umily ccnnecticn ve`ie }eulcus c!
Let's start with that remote, deso!ate mansion
that most o the i!m was shot in. Where did
you ind it!
lt`s un inciedihle Cecigiun munsicn in u pluce
culled idgcui, cn the vestein shcie c Lcche
Linnhe. lt hus ncthing uicund it cthei thun
vulleys und mccis. Oui diiectci c phctcgiuphy,
Cuvin Rcheitscn, disccveied it vhen vulking
thicugh the Highlunds und vus like, My Ccd,
vhut the hell is this pluce' lt vus deinitely
scmevheie thut scuiy veiid shit hud tc huppen.
lt`s uninhuhited duiing vintei, hut u ccmpuny
ients it cut in the summei tc vedding puities.
Ve shct theie in the vintei mcnths. Ycu cun
see vhy it`s nct iented cut ut thut time - theie
vus extieme vind, sncv, und huilstcims.
lt vus the ciuziest veuthei l`ve evei seen.
Were there any strange ta!es a!ready attached
to the mansion!
lt vus huilt in the 1Sth centuiy cn the site c
u medievul huilding, und it still hus cutuccmhs
und tunnels undeineuth. Othei thun thut un
uiistcciutic umily lived in the hcuse ci muny
yeuis, und it`s still ull c theii centuiies-cld
pcitiuits. The lust umily memhei tc live theie
vus un cld vcmun, vhc died ulcne. l mude
cui giip sleep in hei cld hediccm, und vhile
he slept l mcved the cld ludy`s pcitiuit tc
the cct c his hed. The giip is teiiiied c the
supeinutuiul. Thut vus }ust me heing u hustuid!
As readers wi!! have gauged rom the
images, there's a mysterious Ow! Man in
ord j eors which is voiced hy Eng!ish
actor David Schoie!d {the darts p!ayer in
u mericou ereuolj u oudou, and Mercer
in irotes j he orihheou). Where did you
ind the inspiration or this eathered e!on!
ln the ilm, the muin chuiuctei 1umie (Euun
Dcuglus) ietuins tc this hig hcuse tc investigute
the mysteiy c this stiunge Ovl Mun thut he
uppuiently vitnessed us u child. Bizuiiely, thut`s
inspiied hy u similui incident thut huppened tc
me vhen l vus uhcut eight-yeuis-cld. My umily
cten stuyed ut u secluded stutely hcme und, cne
yeui, l vulked cut c the icnt dcci hy mysel
und suv u stiunge iguie ut the end c u lcng
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u ev seccnds, und then the iguie }ust tuined
und vulked c intc the tiees. l vusn`t scuied
ut iist hecuuse l thcught he vus cne c cui
gicup, hut then l ncticed his heud vus thut
c un unimul ci hiid, vhich seemed tc he
un cvl hecuuse he hud giunt eyes. The huiis
cn the huck c my neck icse up. The cnly
cthei time l`ve expeiienced scmething like
thut vus vhen l cuught sight c un cld ludy
vith Alzheimei`s stuiing hlunkly cut c hei
vindcv. Thut vus teiiiying!
as it a !ie-!ong amhition to make a i!m
hased on that sighting!
My inteiests und studies in theclcgy, uncient
ieligicns, the cccult und the escteiic pluy }ust
u hig us puit. Tc me, these uie uscinuting
suh}ects, us is the munnei c peispective
in vhich cne cun inteipiet ieulity und the
pcssihility thut ieulity gives us. Vhen l think
c thut mcment us u kid, l dcn`t kncv i it vus
scmecne in u musk ci my imuginuticn iunning
vild, hut l kncv the eeling it guve me vus .
lt inspiied me tc think c the ininite pcssihilities
c vhut else might exist heycnd cui vcild.
We don't want to give too much away,
hut the i!m is hased around an ancient
deity known as Mo!och. Was Mo!och adapted
rom existing Semitic he!ie, as c!aimed
in the i!m!
Mclcch is u hiilliunt und teiiiying deity tc
desciihe. As u gcd, he cimed cne c u punthecn
c deities vcishipped in Ncith Aiicu hy the
uncient Phceniciun und then Cuithuginiun
civilisuticns, vhc veie the gieut enemies
c Rcme in uncient times. The vciship c
Mclcch centied uicund child suciiice. ln ietuin
ci gccd heulth ci tc uvcid deeut in vui, piiests
und piiestesses vculd thicv huhies und childien
intc u luige, huining hicnze stutue thut vus
ccnstiucted in the shupe c Mclcch, vhc vus
tiuditicnully depicted us u hiuzen, gcld hull.
The inunts vculd he iclled dcvn its sculding
metul uims, vhich veie cpeiuted hy 2u-4u
pecple using chuins, intc u icuiing uinuce
inside. Animuls vculd ulsc he pluced intc
vuiicus ccmpuitments tc he huined ulive.
ln the Bihle, this suciiice vus culled 'pussing
thicugh iie, pussing thicugh lume`. lt vus
u gieut sin tc let ycui child he suciiiced tc
Mclcch. Mclcch vus cten menticned in
the Bihle us u kind c uich-enemy gcd
vhc shculd nevei he vcishipped.
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evpcints hecuuse they`ie intc ulteinutive
suhcultuies c ull kinds. l vunt cui ilms tc stuit
u vide plethciu c ideus uhcut hcv tc live und
vhut kind c ieulities might he cut theie.
Te!! us more ahout unding Lord Oj Teors
through Kickstarter, and your higgest
heneactor rom the Hnited Arah Emirates.
Ve`d ulieudy shct u lct c the ilm, hut ve used
Kickstuitei tc get the inishing unds. Ve`ie ulsc
distiihuting the ilm, sc l vunted tc puckuge
it uniquely tc cieute u dieient expeiience ci
the pecple suppciting us. Thut`s hcv ve
cund the sultun, und icm theie ve develcped
u ieluticnship. He lev cvei und diunk cidei
und ute cukes vith us, vhich is vhut ycu dc in
Scctlund, und he umuzed us vith hcv excited
und hcncuied he vus tc visit these humhle,
micic-hudget ilmmukeis vciking in the mcst
iightul pluces. He vus u kindied spiiit vhc vus
ieully intc hciici, ghcsts, mcnsteis und uliens.
cim c un cvl. Thut cuught cui imuginuticn
hecuuse theie`s scmething mysteiicus und
mugicul uhcut cvls. nd vhen thut`s linked
tc child suciiice, it heccmes u theme vcithy
c explciuticn, vhich husn`t heen exumined
much in the hciici genie. The cvl still hus
ielevunce tcduy vith the Bchemiun Cicve scciety
in the US (un unnuul meet-up c the vcild`s
mcst pcveiul men), vhc hcld theii events
hecie u hig stutue c un cvl. Ccnspiiucy
theciists suggest it`s u stutuie c Mclcch,
und i ycu lcck ut pictuies it`s un evil-lccking
scn c u hitch. scuiy us uck! Sc the cvl cun
he seen us u peiscniicuticn c evil, it`s like the
devil, hut u mcie insidicus und vise puppet-
mustei, vith un uppetite ci childien. But ulsc,
ci Oj Tcors ve simply used the Ovl Mun
hecuuse l cun`t imugine Mclcch heing quite sc
intimiduting vith the heud c u ccv!
Beore you moved into i!m you were training
to hecome a minister, thus exp!aining your
extensive know!edge o re!igions How did
that career swing come ahout
lt vus un studying theclcgy, hut duiing
my exums ut the Univeisity c St ndievs
l iememhei euvesdicpping cn u ycung meiicun
chup chutting uhcut the tiiuls und tiihuluticns
c tiying tc get u shcit ilm mude, und ieulising
he vus ccmpluining uhcut the kind c liestyle
thut l ieully vunted. Sc thut chunged my cuieei
diive! t the time, even us u Chiistiun, l vus
the mcst cpen-minded, hippy kind c Chiistiun
imuginuhle. l vus pichuhly tcc hippy ci the
Chuich c Scctlund, even thcugh it`s u veiy
liheiul chuich. l vus inteiested in things such
us cccultism. l elt thut heing un uitist vculd
picvide u plutcim tc explcie intellectuul,
escteiic, spiiituul, puiuncimul und theclcgicul
questicns thicugh cieuting stciies, vhich
vculd usk questicns nct }ust c mysel, hut
c the uudience us vell. ln mcst muinstieum
enteituinment questicns uie nevei usked, und
unsveis uie }ust given. The hciici genie cun
he guilty c thut, tcc. l think the ieudeiship
c izorrc, mysel included, hus cpen-minded
That is heyond horriic It reminds us o
the ancient Creek orm o execution ca!!ed
'Brazen Bu!!', where peop!e were !itera!!y
cooked inside a meta! hu!!
l think the clcsest ccmpuiiscn is in Thc
Vickcr Mon, vith chickens, gcuts und lcts
c cthei unimuls pluced inside vuiicus
ccmpuitments c the vickei mun tc he huined
ulive. Thut tukes inspiiuticn icm thut munnei
c suciiice. These veie intense ceiemcnies,
und uicund 2uu-3uu inunts vculd peiish
vithin 3u minutes.
You say that Mo!och is depicted as a hu!!,
hut in your i!m you have an ow! man.
Ve lutei disccveied Mclcch vus ulsc mcie
escteiicully iepiesented hy dieient cults in the
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Do you think Kickstarter is the way orward
or independent i!mmakers!
Ve uctuully ued it u u lut ect, nct euliing
hcv much pctentiul it hud c indie ilmmuking.
But it` nct uhcut uiing mcney - it` uhcut
getting uppct cm pecple und huilding u huzz.
Viu Kicktute, ve hud pecple vcking in ilm
ccntuct u tc ce uppct und udvice, thee
vu iu gentc, Buhuu Cumptcn - vhc vu
the exy ludy cm ntor - und Villium
Mulcne, vhc diected the o0s n 0nt ll
emuke und deigned the ciginul Michuel Mye
muk c llon. Villium Fiedkin, diectc
c Th Lxorcist, tveeted uhcut cu ilm, tcc.
He uid, lt lcck gccd!, und then ve digeed
intc u ccnveuticn uhcut eugull hecuue
Fiedkin lcve them! l cun`t eccmmend
Kicktute encugh c uny Bitih ilmmuke.
The tuditicnul ilm induty in`t villing tc
inunce uty, intellectuul hcc.
Are you p!anning to show the i!m at any
horror estiva!s!
Ve hcved it ut the Bum Stcke lntenuticnul
Film Fetivul in Vhithy in Octche, und it vcn
tvc uvud: 'Bet Femule Leud` c Lexy Hume,
und the 'udience vud` c het ilm, vhee
it eceived ucund 7u pe cent c vcte. Ove the
next 12 mcnth l vunt tc get the ilm tc u muny
etivul u pcihle. Ve ue ulc the ditihutc
c the ilm, und it i cuently uvuiluhle tc huy
cm the Lcdcteu.ccm vehite.
You must have e!t honoured to he voted
hest i!m hy the Bram Stoker audience.
Vhen ycu muke u ilm, ycu`e puuncid
uhcut it uult - c tc heu pecple helieve in it
i umuzing. Ve`ve ulc hud 16 muguzine eviev
c orJ Oj Tcors c u, und nct u ingle negutive
citique. lt` heen u miucle. Storh0rst guve u
S,1u, und Blccdy-Diguting.ccm guve it 4,5.
ll thi c u micc-hudget, Sccttih thcvhuck,
Humme-tyle hcc ilm. nd, c ccue, l`m
hcncued tc he in Bizorrc. Myel und my cev
huve mutuhuted tc muny editicn c Bizorrc
cve the yeu. lt` un uvecme muguzine.
nd ycu cun qucte me cn thut i ycu vunt!
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cLcul lhehcunlnghslcry c lhese
slecmunk-esqueslruclures-
cn-sllls, cnclckecrl ncn
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ccncuclecLy cncnclcmsl
W
hen l vus u tiddlei,
nc tullei thun u
teiiupin`s slimy tce
is lcng, ut hedtime
my mum vculd tell
me the stciy c Buhu
Yugu: u Sluvic clk
tule uhcut u eiccicus-uced, hunchhucked vitch
vhc vculd ly uicund the night skies in u giunt
mcitui, steeiing vith un encimcus stcne pestle.
l Buhu Yugu cund uny childien vhc ieused
tc gc tc sleep vhen theii puients tcld them tc,
the cuckling cicne vculd vhizz thicugh theii
hediccm vindcv, sveep them up intc hei spice
hcvl, use the pestle tc kncck them unccnscicus,
then tuke them huck tc hei luii vheie she`d icust
them cn u spit und eut them.
Buhu Yugu lived in u thutch-icced hut vith
vulls mude icm humun skulls in u deep, duik
ciest, und ut euch c the cui ccineis c hei
hcuse vus u spindly, skinny, giistly chicken
leg. Even i u kidnupped child`s puients tiied
tc iescue theii little cne icm the vccds,
they`d nevei ind them hecuuse Buhu
Yugu`s hut vculd mcve cut c theii
sight, scuiiying hehind tiess und intc
shudcvs cn lcng, cluv-ccted limhs.
They veie lcst - cievei.

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t till c n si
s k, my m vsn`t
iscitn tc itnn
t }sus n ll c
s uzzy pls
cut c m n cii tc
t m tc lcs my ys
(ltcu `m sui ti
vi lct c ussn
tclis iulily
sttn sticnc
ntc ti py}ms n
}t i). cvvi
t stciy`s lvys
stiuk vt m sc t
ist tn tnk c
vn s t sn
cit s Yugu`s
hcuse-cn-legs. Eveiy
cne c the cit`s seven
impcsing, iusset-iusted
tcveis iises cut c the
Thumes estuuiy cn cui encimcus
cclumns, us thcugh they`ie cn stilts.
Unlike the scuttling hut, thcugh,
they huven`t mcved since they
veie huilt in 1943.

Redsund is cne c u gicup c ten
imy und Nuvy cits huilt in the
Meisey und Thumes estuuiy
duiing Vcild Vui ll und
designed hy u gent numed
Cuy Muunsell. lts tcveis
veigh u heiniu-
inducing 75u tcns
euch: thut`s uhcut
11,9u5 Ninu Kutes,
ci uicund S4 c
Biuncu Beuuchump`s
hcchs, plus un extiu
nipple ci tvc. They veie huilt
uithei up the iivei, then lcuted tc
theii cuiient lccuticn. The legs
uie held in pluce nct hy heing pile-diiven
intc the seu hed, hut insteud uie mcunted cn
humcngcus ccnciete huses vhich iest cn the
sund hunk muny meties helcv the suiuce c
the vutei. This design meunt thut the huildings`
cunduticns veie uhle tc uhscih the cclcssul
ieccil expeiienced vhen the encimcus uitilleiy
guns veie iied icm the tcvei plutcims:
Redsund Fcit vus intended tc deend Lcndcn
icm Nuzi uii iuids und pictect ullied ships icm
mugnetic mines, und duiing huttle scldieis
stuticned theie shct dcvn 22 enemy uiiciut und
3u lying hcmhs, us vell us u Ceimun E-hcut.
Ncvuduys, Redsund - ci 'Uncle 6`, us vus
its vuitime ccde nume - is the lust c the
cshcie imy cits thut iemuins in its ccmplete
cim (hui the ncv-desticyed steel 'cutvulk`
hiidges thut used tc ccnnect the individuul
hlccks). Yet vhile it`s still stunding like Eltcn
1chn lcsing u gume c musicul chuiis, it iequiies
1.492m c iestciuticn und ieuihishment tc
muke it it tc he iepuipcsed ci uny scit c
iegului usuge. speciully cunded chuiity,
Pic}ect Redsund, hus hegun vcik cn this, und
secuied listed huilding stutus ci the tcveis,
meuning thut they cun`t he dismuntled. ln the
meuntime, the chuiity iun expediticns tc the site,
ci ilmmukeis, phctcgiupheis. und the piess.
Hence hcv l ind mysel luiching uicund cn
u hcut, sui spiuying intc my uce icm the hcv
us thcugh the cceun is iepeutedly sneezing ut me,
vhile scmecne icm lies uce
dcvn cn the deck lccking gieenei thun un uphid`s
hcgeys. hunch c us huve heen shipped cut heie
cn un unusuul hccze ciuise ccuitesy c Kiuken
Rum, tc uttempt tc hcuid the cits hecie tuking
puit in u genuine, unutcmist-led 'uutcpsy` c
lielike giunt kiuken squid`s heud mude icm
cuke. Piess tiip' Piess tiippin` hulls, mcie like.
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Up cn the tcp deck, unutcmist und medicul
illustiutci Emily Evuns (see pS6) vields
u sculpel. Uncitunutely, the vinds uie tcc
sticng tcduy ci us tc suely hcuid uny c the
tcveis, she unncunces, tc u chcius c gicuns,
und the mcie suhtle vhistling c ut leust thiee
pecple`s sphincteis unclenching in seciet ielie,
us ut this pcint cui hcut is heing tcssed like
u sulud cn u guy pcin set. lnsteud, ve`ie gcing
tc ccnduct un uutcpsy iight heie heneuth cui
suils, dissecting the eyehull c un unuthcmuhly
guiguntuun mun-euting seu mcnstei kncvn
us u kiuken, hiuvely cuptuied ci us hy cui
veiy cvn kiuken huntei.
hlcke himsel sc unuthcmuhly guiguntuun
in height thut ycu suspect his mcthei must huve
hud tc use iclled-up sleeping hugs us tumpcns
utei hiithing him uppeuis, diessed us u deep-seu
divei und cuiiying un encimcus, metullic-
inished cuke thut iesemhles un inciedihly
ccnvincing hulhcus eye. lt`s the vcik c nnuhel
de Vetten-Peteiscn c Ccn}uiei`s Kitchen, vhcse
iecent pic}ects ulsc include cui-tiei vedding
cukes sculpted entiiely icm meut, phctcieulistic
deud huhies` heuds cust in chccclute, und
u suiieul iuitcuke shuped like u puitiully luyed
deei gicving icm u plunt pct, vhich vus
exhihited ut un uit gulleiy ulcngside u
peicimunce invclving u vcmun`s pendulcus
hieust heing ihythmicully slupped hy u slice c
steuk giipped hy u mechunicul uim. Stunduid.
The teim 'kiuken` ciiginutes icm Svedish
und Ncivegiun vcids meuning hcth 'unheulthy
unimul` und 'scmething tvisted, Evuns schccls
us us she plunges hei hlude intc the glcssy pupil.
Tui-like, pitch hluck (delicicus ium-hused) glccp
cczes cith. The kiuken legend muy vell huve
its iccts in ieulity, us squid cvei 5ut lcng huve
heen spctted c the ccust c Cieenlund, she
ccntinues, ieluting ucts uhcut ccului stiuctuie
vhile hunding cut plutteis c muizipun
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Up tc 265 scldieis cculd he stuticned cut
heie in the middle c the seu ci veeks ut
u time, Pic}ect Redsund cievmute Rchin
ieveuls us ve luich uicund the cit cn vuves
chcppiei thun un udvunced kuiute cluss. The
hiisk, hiiny vind cuiiies the scund c u huge
cld hell ccntuined vithin u ied hucy lcuting
neuihy, cmincusly tclling tc vuin hcuts thut
they`ie uppicuching un chstucle, und enhuncing
the eeiie utmcspheie.
Vhile the cciicded tcveis lcck cinemuticully
cccl - like u scene icm VtcruorlJ ci Vr Oj
hc VorlJs, Tunk Ciil`s lcckcut den, ci distunt
uquutic, puiulysed ccusins c the Str Vrs
T-T vulkeis - l vculdn`t vunt tc he tiupped
cn cne ci u mcnth, euting Spum vhile gcing
lccpy inside vhut is essentiully u slightly luigei
veisicn c the sume tin cun.
Ve`ie nct tcld vhethei uny dccmed
squuddies lcst theii lives in this lcnely pluce,
hut it`s ceituin thut deuth`s scythe svung
ut Redsund lcng utei the vui.
Nct tcc lcng ugc, u ccuple c guys decided
tc check cut the cit cn theii cvn, Rchin tells
us. They suiled cut heie, tied theii hcut tc cne
c the tcvei plutcims vhile the tide vus high,
und clumheied inside. Uncitunutely, vhile they
veie explciing the tide vent cut, vutei levels
dicpped diumuticully, leuving theii ciut
essentiully hunging icm the side c the tcvei
icm the mcciing icpe, vhich then snupped.
The hcut diited uvuy - tuking vith it theii ccd
und vutei supplies, theii luies, und theii iudic.
One c the men tiied tc svim utei it, hut vus
pulled undei the cceun hy sticng cuiients und
dicvned. The cthei vus muiccned cn Redsund
ci seven duys, nct u scul knev he vus heie
until he munuged tc diug un cld muttiess cntc
the tcvei icc und set it cn iie. By the time his
smcke signul vus spctted und u iescue cpeiuticn
sciumhled, he must huve heen cut c his mind
vith thiist, hungei und punic.
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Thunkully, scme c Redsund`s histciy puts
the '}clly` huck in '1clly Rcgei`: icm 1964,
it vus used us u huse ci u piiute iudic stuticn
numed Rudic 39u. Yet iuthei thun pluying
'iehellicus` icck und pcp tunes, us did mcst
piiute hicudcusteis lccking tc iully uguinst
the sti`n`stuiched BBC cutput c the eiu, 39u
ccncentiuted cn eusy listening und tulk shcvs,
including cne uimed ut hcusevives culled Lvc.
thc Vomcns Mzinc oj thc ir! They ulsc
iun ccmmeiciuls, such us thcse udveitising
Mcthei`s Piide vhite sliced hieud - sc, cn
hulunce, they veie uhcut us duiing und unuichic
us quietly euting u Pclc in u puhlic lihiuiy.
By 1967, the Ccveinment hud decluied thut
Redsund vus ciciully vithin Biitish teiiitciiul
vuteis, UK hicudcusting luvs thut hud pievicusly
heen dcdged hy Rudic 39u upplied hencecith,
und the stuticn vus shut dcvn. The cit`s
shimmy intc shcvhiz vusn`t quite cvei yet,
thcugh: u yeui lutei it eutuied in otor Vho
seiiul 'Fuiy Ficm The Deep`, pcsing us u Ncith
Seu gus ieineiy undei uttuck icm u ccgnisunt,
thichhing seuveed heust vhich is eventuully
heuten hy lcudspeukeis tiunsmitting the scund
c u vcmun scieuming. The episcdes eutuied
the iist evei incuinuticn c the Dcctci`s ncv-
umcus scnic scievdiivei. Speuking c tccls.
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kiuken tiipe`, liquciice gullstcnes, und decuying
humun hunds und eet: hilled us the iemuins
c suilcis svullcved hy the evil shccktcpus
und cund ictting in the lining c its stcmuch,
they veie uctuully cieuted hy ccd uitist Kute
Huigh, vhc mcdelled them cn hei cvn limhs.
l l didn`t eel seu sick hecie, l dc ncv,
mude glciicusly queusy hy the lethul ccmhc
c giuescme-lccking cuisine, mcie sugui thun
ycu`d end up huving stuck icund ycui mcuth
utei u ive-hcui dcughtnut-hchhing ccmpetiticn,
und encugh ium tc get u ihinc pissed encugh
tc uccidentully sext its dud.
The utuie c Redsund Fcit is unceituin:
picpcsuls huve iunged icm it heccming
u muiine lie chseivuticn stuticn, tc u ieseuich
spct ci scientists exumining methcds c
extiucting hydicgen icm sultvutei tc ccnveit
intc electiicity, u 'ccmcit und inspiiuticn zcne`
ci uitists, ccmpcseis und viiteis, ci even
u venue ci muiiiuges. One thing`s ci 'shcie`:
l kncv vhc shculd dc the cuteiing.
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lo| medicl p|oleionl, uL I'm lo enio|
demonL|Lo| ol nLomy L m|idqe unive|iLy,
Lechinq diecLion Lo LudenL, chi|p mily vn,
whoe |ill once helped olve mu|de| ce lLe|
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lound Lulled in holdll in Shellield. vn helped
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nd lLe| Lhe model w hown on c/
Lhe vicLim w idenLilied, nd hi on nd q|ndon
we|e Lhen ch|qed wiLh |illinq him.
The|e' neve| dull hou| in my line ol wo||,
he y. Tody, I'm d|winq diqiLl p|oLLe
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uL dmiL LhL Lhe p|oce cn qeL q|ueome.
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ndw Lo qeL c|o-ecLion ol Lhe |in, uL Lhe
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he lundlccked Scuth meiicun ccuntiy

c Bcliviu, lccul ccmmunities need little
excuse ci u hcczy puity. nd us the
nuticn`s higgest estivuls such us the Oiuic
Cuinivul (see ) see the stieets
c smull tcvns lccded vith pecple duncing
thicugh the night vhile veuiing nightmuiish
musks thut iepiesent devils, demcns und
mythicul heusts, it ccniims `s ccnvicticn
thut Bcliviu is the veiidest ccuntiy cn euith.
The uncient clk uit c muking extiuvugunt
musks ci use in peicimunces, dunces und
diumus stietches huck thcusunds c yeuis,
vith ievelleis veuiing extiucidinuiy heudgeui
tc pluy tc icle c gcds, devils und cthei
impcitunt iguies icm ndeun clklcie.
ln the 16th centuiy Spunish cclcnists und
Chiistiun piiests tiied tc stump cut indigencus
helies ucicss Scuth meiicu, und ciced the
pecple c Bcliviu tc tiunscim theii tiuditicnul
dunces intc celehiuticns tc muik Cuthclic eust
duys. The invudeis ulsc hunned musks thut
iepiesented pie-Hispunic pugun gcds und
ciced lcculs tc veui ccstumes thut impeiscnuted
Euicpeuns, u piuctice thut ccntinued thicugh
the 17th und 1Sth centuiies und suv muny
uncient tiuditicns lcst cievei.
Since the pcstcclcniul eiu c the 19th centuiy,
ccmmunities ucicss Scuth meiicu huve hud
gieutei ieedcm tc stuge theii cvn estivuls, und
theie hus heen u glciicus iesuigence in the use
c musks thut uie scmetimes unny, scmetimes
scuiy, hut uie ulvuys visuully stiiking und tuke
lccul uitisuns mcnths tc cieute. nd vhile
u tiuditicn c musqueiuding cun he cund in ull
Scuth meiicun nuticns, the musks in Bcliviu
- und, tc u lessei extent, in neighhcuiing
Peiu - uie scme c the mcst umuzing cn the plunet.
Vhile lcculs uie nc lcngei chliged tc veui
musks thut impeiscnute Spunish cclcnists,
muny dunces ncv inccipciute uces thut
iesemhle Euicpeuns und uie used tc mcck
cimei cppiesscis. nd vhile muny musks thut
iepiesent iicun pecple muy lcck dcdgy in
this pcliticully cciiect uge, they veie ciiginully
designed tc shcv symputhy und iespect - ulheit
in u hum-isted vuy - ci the sluves the Spunish
ccnquistudcis hicught vith them tc vcik in the
gcld mines c Bcliviun cities such us Pctcsi.
1cin us ve tuke u lcck ut scme
c the mcst stiiking musks icm Bcliviun clk
estivuls, vhich vill hcpeully enccuiuge
ycu tc up ycui gume vhen Hullcveen 2u14
ccmes uicund.

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fEMTE
anoe: LoeAbueoe
Md om cvd wood nd dcoLd wL
vvd nL L 0nL m| LouL Lo v
onLd n L Bolvn on o SnL Cuz
nd won n d by L ndnou ol
wo lv L. T m| oLn ud n dnc
dun oly | - L vn dy cdn
L - buL L onl mnn bn loL
ov L cnLu.
KAHAYOAHETA
anoe: Varoue
T Ky CL m| - wc ouly LnlL
'L oL' - won by ndnou ol wo
lv n olLd on o Bolv nd u Lo v
u L locl LdLon n L c o ncocn
modnLy. Md un cowd nd bd L
L Ky CL m| nL L c o
wL lndlod wo' LLld n moL communLy
nd Lyn Lo Lm ouL locl cuLom.
OGO
anoe: orenada and abada
A wL luy buyd b 0o moL oLn
n n d n Bolv' cond lL cLy L Fz.
A co bLwn ol nd n Andn b (lo
J|um 2 0o nL L dnL colocl
condLon co L And - L wold' lonL
conLnnLl mounLn n LL LLc co
L wLn coL o SouL Amc - nd oLn
ncou cnvl cLLo Lo jon n L dncn.
OAPOHALTUMfQUf
anoe: Tununae or TundQu
Col Tundqu nL n Acn omn
wo w und L commnd o Sn colonL
dun L SouL Amcn conquL LL bn n
L IL cnLuy. 0un dnc Col Tundqu
bL ouL yLm un dum nd booL covd
n bll nd locl oLn 'blc| u' wL nL
Lo nL m Ly cn'L od Lo buy m|.
OALLO
anoe: e Gkur
T llo m| nL d ooL wc
n mny Bolvn ol| Ll nd d
Lo n n nd v L mdnL
nd dd ymbol o nLy. T
xLvnL m| md om oldd lL LL'
covd n lL Lo m| L d Ln dcoLd
wL lv Ld | jwl nd ol nL.
AMAMOMf
anoe: LoeAae
T A Ndc m| won by L uni
n ndnou ou o ol wo ound co
L nLo o SouL Amc. T m| oLL
nL modn ocLy wc L uni blv
dcmnL nL locl ol nd vnL Lm
om onoun lonld LdLon. A Ndc
nL L L o nLu nd ncnL ocL.
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APMUf
anoe: Kuawada
ance o|iqinaLinq in La Faz and 0|u|o, Lhe
cha|acLe| Waphu|i |ep|eenL a L|adiLional |u|al
pinne| who weave lab|ic l|om Lhe wool ol
llama, alpaca and vicua. Waphu|i i dille|enL
l|om oLhe| cha|acLe| a he ha Lh|ee lace,
and Lhe pace ol hi dancinq i dicLaLed by oLhe|
|evelle| who ca||y mall pinninq wheel and
ue Lhem Lo Lap ouL a lun|y |hyLhm.
UAOM'AAA
AZAf
anoe: Ua@ua Ua@ua
Rouqhly L|anlaLed a 'M| Biq 0ance|', Jach'a
0anzanLi i one ol Lhe moL popula| ca|nival
aLL|acLion a hi q|oovy move can chanqe in Lhe
blin| ol an eye Lo maLch Lhe e||aLic muic played
by oLhe| |evelle| uinq Bolivian lluLe o| /n////a,
and d|um LhaL a|e b|illianLly named won/o/o.
fABLEA
anoe: abada
The Lunninq 0iablea ma| i ued in Lhe 0iablada,
one ol Bolivia' moL Lh|illinq dance LhaL ee Lhe
L|eeL ol mall Lown uch a 0|u|o pac|ed wiLh
hund|ed ol dancinq devil, explodinq li|ewo|| and
h|ill b|a band. The 0iablea cha|acLe| i no|mally
played by younq women aqed Io-I, and Lhe ma|
i made l|om lib|eqla, lelL and |eal animal LeeLh.
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anoe: Varoue
|ey cha|acLe| in L|adiLional dance in |u|al
communiLie, Ja|uma|i |ep|eenL Lhe ndean
o| pecLacled bea|, which i lound in va|iou
counL|ie ac|o SouLh me|ica. The pecLacled
bea| i an impo|LanL liqu|e in olivian lol|lo|e,
and Lo Lhi day Lale leaLu|inq Lhe Ju|uma|i a|e
paed down Lh|ouqh Lhe qene|aLion uinq an
o|al L|adiLion ol Lo|yLellinq.
TAUOUfHA
anoe: LoeToroe
The wooden Tamucumi|a ma| |ep|eenL a no|mal
domeLic doq, which a|e Lill ued Loday in |emoLe
olivian communiLie Lo hunL wild animal. 0u|inq
Lo To|iLo Lhe Tamucumi|a dance in pai|, and Lhey
leap bac|wa|d and lo|wa|d in a Leady |hyLhm
Lo Lhe ound ol bell which a|e wo|n on a veL
hidden beneaLh Lhei| Lunic.
PAKMOOMf
anoe: Loe PakNooNe
Fa|hochi o| Wa||io| 0l 0eaLh |ep|eenL Spanih
coloniL l|om Lhe IoLh cenLu|y. The wo|d 'Fha|o'
mean '|uddy' o| '|ed', in |ele|ence Lo Lhe |in Lone ol
Spanih conquiLado|, and Fa|hochi pe|lo|me| dance
Lh|ouqh Lhe niqhL unLil Lhey'|e exhauLed, Lo ymbolie
a liqhL Lo Lhe deaLh. lLe|wa|d Lhei| cloLhe a|e bu|ied
o| Lh|own inLo a |ive|, which i aid Lo wa|d oll evil.
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Tne, ONoQueae, WakaWaka






Funny, pe|hap, buL alo a liLLle iniLe| and |apey.
OHEMO
anoe: orenada
Li|e Capo|al undiqui (p0), Mo|eno |ep|eenL
l|ican lave who we|e |idnapped and b|ouqhL
Lo ouLh me|ica by Lhe pania|d in Lhe IoLh
cenLu|y. Mo|eno' bulqinq eye and exLended Lonque
|ep|eenL how lave ulle|ed l|om eve|e alLiLude
ic|ne when Lhey we|e enL Lo wo|| in Bolivia'
qold mine, and qaped lo| b|eaLh a Lhey became
accuLomed Lo Lhe Lhin ai| in counL|y' hiqhland.
PEPfMO
anoe: ON'uae and Pegnoe
lLhouqh epino i one ol Bolivia' moL popula|
ca|nival cha|acLe| - and i olLen een p|ayinq
quealinq |id in havinq loam - he' a combinaLion
ol Kuillo (la| |iqhL) and Lhe 'lool' l|om Eu|opean
ca|nival L|adiLion. hi jeLe| no|mally dance
alone du|inq ca|nival and pecialie in whippinq up
L|ouble, and du|inq pa|ade eaon Lhe L|eeL ol La
az a|e pac|ed wiLh vendo| ellinq epino ma|.
AOMAOMfLA
anoe: Varoue
C|inninq chachila i one ol Lhe oldeL cha|acLe|
in Bolivian lol| leLival, and i LhouqhL Lo daLe
bac| Lo Lhe p|e-Fipanic e|a. chachila |ep|eenL
a |epecLed elde| o| pi|iL ol a villaqe' anceLo|,
and i alo aid Lo ymbolie Lhe lo|qoLLen
o|iqin ol |emoLe yllu communiLie baed
in Lhe Bolivian and e|uvian nde.
UAPUTUQUf
anoe: LoeToroe
F|inqed by wild llowe|, JapuLuqui' blac| lace
i deiqned Lo hiqhliqhL Lhe whiLe ol hi eye,
and a du| lall he' one ol Lhe c|eepieL cha|acLe|
in Bolivian lol| leLival. JapuLuqui pe|lo|m
a lunny olo dance whe|e he beaL a mall d|um
wiLh a Lic|, and biza||ely bump elbow wiLh
oLhe| pe|lo|me|.
AMOEL
anoe: abada
0u|inq Lunninq 0iablada pa|ade, Lhe Anqel Lay
one Lep ahead ol a pac| ol devil and cho|eoq|aph
Lhei| wild dancinq. he Anqel |ep|eenL Lhe lo|ce
ol qood, which alway L|iumph ove| da||ne, and
he ca||ie a llaminq wo|d LhaL he wave above
hi head Lo conducL hi a|my ol demon dance|
and how Lhem who' bo.
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Q IImIIed by Ihe Icy QrIp oI recessIon? Then IeI us heIp you choose Ihe besI
sIuII money con buy unIII Ihe nexI Issue oI hIIs Ihe sheIves on .

!s lhis a renegade cop Iilm, a lorlure
porn exlravaganza, a revenge lhriller
or a comedy? Well, il's a bil oI all
Iour. Wrillen and direcled by Aharon
Keshales and Navol Papushado, /q
oJ Wo/ves is a lhree-cornered aIIair.
a disgraced and now rogue cop (Lior
Ashkenazi) and lhe revenge-benl Ialher
oI a murder viclim (Tzahi 0rad) Iind
lhemselves colluding on lhe kidnap
and lorlure oI lhe prime suspecl
- an alleged serial killer, bul oslensibly
humble leacher (RolemKeinan).
A cornucopia oI sickening cruelly
and some aslonishing lwisls and
lurns make /q oJ Wo/ves a Ilick
lhal will have you cringing one minule
and laughing your ass oII lhe nexl.
UncomIorlable Iun.
GeI your woII on
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horror lassi T/e Teo 0/o $ow
Mooce lh inr awyr Iamily ar
now prou provirs oI lh Lon lar
lal's Iinsl hilli. mmm lhal mal
is amn goo Troul is Iormr hriII
Liulnanl Enrighl - lh roulal
0nnis oppr - has i lo ring
an n lo lh Iamily's rign oI
annialisli lrror an a spal oI
inxplial isapparans. oopr
ishs oul a rlnllss il oI looy
uzzsaw-rlal gor an mayhm
ul lhr's a urrnl oI ark humour
lhal liIls lhis Irom splallrIsl inlo
somlhing alloglhr mor inlriguing
an njoyal. ummy.
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a uL e|an a|LnL
he L| aea|e
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lonoon | 70 L ?
n, ue haL L' Lhe unneL, L
auhuLu e've |ea a yea|'
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|Lhe| L|yn L e Lhe| v|nLy,
L ay, a e| he avenLu|e nvve
h |an a|un h eae,
ea eL, va e||e aahan,
'Lhe |' ueL h' h Lu|n
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L|yne |uu, |anL an
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0|nay |eeae n 0Le| 202
a a FaySLaLn La exuve,
Lhe ahun Ao/n 0/eeJ
l//e/o/on /0 e hLLn FaySLaLn
NeL|, x Lve |ae an SLea
n Janua|y n nL a nuLe L n'
SeL n Lhe aLe 700, l//e/o/on
/0 eaLu|e Lhe e|e' |L eae
|LanL, vene e |an|,
an |an|enh an a|un Lhe
en Lhe |enh an nan a|, h
e|aLe n BLh enLu|y Ne0|ean
Lhuh l//e/o/on a hae|e
n Lhe La | L a|aLvey hL
L LhaL a Lhe eLh |e
uLanLa Ao/n 0/eeJ ae,
Lh avenLu|e L a aL |
ennn L en, an eaLu|e ne
Lhe L enan enL|a ha|aLe|
e've e a| n a n Le
enL eaLh, a nvnn
BLh enLu|y a|, ha| vua
l//e/o/on /0 ha L a'
Why he's o boy wIIh o choInsow

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have a ea|h aunL an a |n

vny aye| aee u LaLe
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Lhe n unavaae 0 0j Peoc/,
an un|eeae ve L|a |
Lhe vna|y yhee / |auL|
exL|eL a |eaLe|e a| 7
vny L h L vaue eLLe|
Lhan a eL Lnn aL
an e|e aan e|
u, an have nuene eve|yne
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Yo||' alLe|naLive
bu|leque cene. nd il you Lhin|
LhaL bu|leque i liLLle mo|e Lhan
chic| L|uLLinq Lhei| exy Lull in
|eL|o linqe|ie and paLie, waLchinq
Lhi compellinq lilm will ma|e you
chanqe you| opinion.
ocuinq on eiqhL conl|onLaLional
bu|leque La|, di|ecLo| qeL he|
ubjecL Lo 'le up abouL Lhei| live
boLh on and oll Lhe Laqe, and Lhe
moLive behind Lhei| pe|lo|mance
- pa|Licula|ly Lhe eae wiLh which
Lhey unahamedly cavo|L and pe|lo|m
expliciL ex acL. ue uch |ema||able
people a unny Love, who hold
a qun Lo he| head, painL he| puy
wiLh lipLic|, and decla|e. The|e i
l|eedom in vulqa|iLy. lewhe|e,
lave MaL |ae| p|ove he'
mellowed wiLh aqe, and Lu|n hi
'anq|y wiLh Lhe wo|ld' pe|lo|mance
on iL head by |eplacinq iL wiLh comedic
cha|ima. MoL ouLlandih ol all,
Lhouqh, i Roe Wood - a once inL|ove|L
Jewih chap whoe |ouLine include
a C|and Cuiqnol depicLion ol a e|ial
|ille|, and Lhe aLi|ical lauqhLe|
ol |abbi. Wood alo ha b|eaL
auqmenLaLion, yeL |eLain hi meaL
and Lwo veq.
While expliciL, Lhe|e' noL a inqle
momenL du|inq ' |unninq
Lime when eLh exploiL he| ubjecL.
Which noL only ma|e lo| LhouqhL-
p|ovo|inq, emoLional viewinq, buL
alo challenqe Le|eoLype and olle|
a q|eaLe| unde|Landinq ol pe|lo|me|
who a|e olLen |eqa|ded a l|ea|.
Billy Choinsow
YC's conIroversIoI burIesque scene

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V0LENT PEVENCE M0VE
ba Lh |a-il L|y l a q|up
l au|ai wa||i| i BLh cenLu|y
apan who avenqed Lhe mu|de| ol Lhei|
beloved maLe|. ound bloody qood,
|iqhL` uL while 4Z Pon/n i |ooLed in
hiLo|ical lacL, debuL di|ecLo| a|l
E|i| Rinch ha delive|ed a biq budqeL
acLion Lh|ille| wiLh lanLaLical elemenL
mo|e a|in Lo |ecenL FobbiL-baed
advenLu|e Lhan any ol Lhe p|eviou
lilmed ve|ion ol apan' moL
enLh|allinq naLional leqend.
4Z Pon/n i Lhe Lo|y ol an ouLide|
named ai (eanu Reeve) and oLhe|
banihed amu|ai who a|e ee|inq
|evenqe lo| Lhei| maLe|' lo|ced uicide
aL Lhe hand ol a co||upL ollicial, o|d
i|a (Tadanobu ano). The amu|ai
|now LhaL Lhe p|ice Lhey'll have Lo pay
lo| |evenqe i Lhei| own deaLh by |iLual
uicide, and Lhi |nowledqe add depLh
Lo Lhe exploive acLion, and mean LhaL
a cleve| mo|aliLy play and ha|p pa|able
on loyalLy lu|| beneaLh Lhe li|ewo||.
uL while Lhe lilmi pac|ed wiLh
lanLay elemenL and ha|dco|e acLion, Lhi
doen'L deL|acL l|omLhe human Lheme ol
honou| and |evenqe. avih, exciLinq, loL
ol wo|d. and a queL loL l|om/o//e
p|odiqy Ric| 'Zombie oy' CeneL. WhaL
mo|e could you wanL on oxinq 0ay`

e swords oI o Ihousond men

K J0NZ'5 PPL 0N
he pe|il ol new Lechnoloqy - i Lhe
Lo|y ol a oullul w|iLe|, Theodo|e
(Joaquin Fhoenix), and hi |elaLionhip
wiLh an inLuiLive and inc|eainqly human
Lelephone ope|aLinq yLem called
'SamanLha', voiced by Sca|leLL Johanon.

TH5 5 N 0 5H, N N0T
a lilm LhaL can be eaily caLeqo|ied.
In n 0o/o/, w|iLe| / di|ecLo| /
lead Shane a||uLh c|eaLe an a|Llul,
omb|e canva, onLo which he painL
a complex Lableau ol inLe|Lwininq
meLaphyical Lheme and Lo|ie.
In Lhi nea| luLu|e wo|ld, Theodo|e
ma|e hi livinq penninq emoLional,
handw|iLLen leLLe| lo| oLhe| people,
which acL a Jonze' ho|Lhand lo|
unauLomaLed humaniLy. 'SamanLha'
become a ciphe| boLh lo| Lhe ubiquiLy
ol Lechnoloqy and Lhe way in which
we can all lall lo| a ympaLheLic and
obliqinq piece ol Lechnoloqy LhaL delive|
whaL you a| lo| uncondiLionally and
neve| judqe you. nd, leL' lace iL,
we've o// been Lhe|e.
0|iven by a mind-melLinq na||aLive
LhaL conce|n a d|uq deale|, a pa|aiLic
wo|m, and a complex |elaLionhip
beLween piq, man|ind and o|chid
- each joined by Lhe lile cycle ol Lhe
w|iqqlinq nemaLode - ut/eon0o/o/ i
movinq and conluinq in equal meau|e.
uL while Lhe lilmwill have you c|aLchinq
you| head, aL iL co|e i an oddly inLene
|elaLionhip beLween K|i (my SeimeLz)
and Jell (a||uLh) LhaL' deeply allecLinq
and will hoo| you inLo Lhe acLion, even
a you| head buzze wiLh queLion.

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L b|uLal and beauLilul example
ol lilmma|inq you'|e eve| li|ely Lo ee.
W|iLLen and di|ecLed by Nicola
Windinq Reln - Lhe maeL|o behind
and - 0n/, 0J //q/v
caued conL|ove|y when iL p|emie|ed
aL Lhe anne FilmnLe|naLional
FeLival ea|lie| Lhi yea| becaue ol
iL violenL conLenL. oweve|, iL' ha|d
Lo imaqine how you could delive|
a Lale eL in anq|o| conce|ninq
a d|uq-dealinq boxinq p|omoLe|
hellbenL on avenqinq hi mu|de|ed
b|oLhe| wiLhouL beinq oll-Lhe-cale
naLy. uL, a wiLh all Reln' movie,
Lhe qood a|e Leeped in a luciou
aeLheLic LhaL c|eam hiqh a|L.
0n/, 0J //q/v ee Reln cominq
on li|e Lhe anLi-Ta|anLino. |aLhe| Lhan
populaLinq Lhe lilm wiLh cha|acLe|
ulle|inq l|om ve|bal dia||hoea, Lhe
p|oLaqoniL |a|ely pea|. nd becaue
lonq pe|iod pa wiLhouL any dialoque,
Lhe ellecL i almoL li|e a ilenL movie,
wiLh p|oceedinq d|iven by aLmophe|ic
liqhLinq, uneLLlinq came|a wo||, and
a co|e LhaL c|eep unde| Lhe |in.
NaLu|ally, uch an app|oach
demand an excepLional caL Lo ma|e
iL wo||, and Lhe playe| nail iL pe|lecLly.
Ryan Colinq i Lhe epiLome ol
auLomaLon cool a Lhe venqelul ollp|inq
ol an ove|bea|inq moLhe|, played wiLh
demonic ve|ve by K|iLin ScoLL Thoma,
while viLhaya Fan|inqa|m' Lu|n
a Lhe cop i qenuinely Le||ilyinq.
ulLimaLely, Lhi i a imple buL
ellecLively Lold Lale LhaL doen'L juL
Luq, buL to/ aL Lhe emoLion. 0n/,
0J //q/v i Lhe |ind ol lilm LhaL
leave you |eelinq. illy hoinsow
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ve|ion ol ou| pace luLu|e, and Lhe
eponymou pacehip i on a lonq
miion Lo ee| ouL b|ave new.
well, you |now Lhe |eL.
IL' a I5-yea| L|e| Lo Lhe planeL
ol lpha CenLau|i - condened Lo Lwo
yea| Lhan| Lo Lime comp|eion -
buL Lhe c|ew ol 40 aL|onauL Lill ha
plenLy ol Lime Lo explo|e Lhe deep, da||
|eache ol Ledium. unLil, LhaL i, Lhey
chance upon a w|ec|ed 20Lh cenLu|y
pacehip laden wiLh nuclea| bomb
LhaL qoe oll in Lhei| lace, |illinq
ome membe| ol Lhe c|ew. Then,
Lo compound Lhei| mie|y, a |adiaLion
La| Lh|eaLen Lo end Lhem all inane,
p|ovo|inq one |oque c|ew membe|
Lo |i| Lhe aleLy ol Lhe enLi|e hip.
F|oduced in Io?, aL a Lime when
Lhe Cold Wa| wa aL iL heiqhL, you
could peculaLe LhaL Lhe|e' a meaqe
he|e abouL qeLLinq alonq - il noL a
naLion, Lhen imply a human beinq.
InL|iquinq, eminal pace la|e.

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lo Iind a panlomime qualily in horror,
lhe exaggeraled Iear deep in our
psyches lhal's simullaneously daIl
and genuinely scary. nd in Ioo,
when T/ W/c/s was originally
released, audiences weren'l jaded
by lhe graphic splaller deployed by
modern horror auleurs, and so lapped
up lhis Ilick's backdrop oI creepy
nglish villages, creaking carriages
and Ireakish counlry bumpkins.
T/ W/c/s Iollows a slighlly-
Iaded Rollywood slalwarl, Joan
Fonlaine, who's relurned Irom
a wilchcraIl-laslically horriIic lrip
lo Irica, and has laken a leaching
job back home in sleepy olde nglande.
ul, oI course, lhere are dark goings
in lhe counlryside lhal culminale
in a lerriIying occull rilual.
Nice ralcheling up oI lhe
lension Irom direclor yril Frankel
and a laul scripl by a pre-0aornoss
Nigel Kneale make lhis a dislurbing
romp lhrough a sinisler, iI Iamiliar,
Rammer landscape.

C0N05 0 TH ATE/5TA
ovel will love Lhi. nd
while ome |nowledqe ol Lhe ou|ce
maLe|ial will deliniLely enhance you|
enjoymenL, LhaL doen'L mean you
have Lo be |iqhL up Lo peed Lo qeL
maximum pleau|e l|om Lhi |ip-
|oa|inq manqa exL|avaqanza.

WHL ThE 050 EX0R5T
boaL p|obably Lhe lineL LiLle in Lhe
hiLo|y ol lilmma|inq, Lhe lun doen'L
Lop wiLh Lhe name.
The|e' an ulL|a-q|oovy I70
exploiLaLion Lhanq qoinq on in Richa|d
C|illin' allecLionaLe nod Lo Lhe dico
e|a. Fi q|eay, ex-lovinq p|oLaqoniL
SLo|ywie, i
an exploive cavenqe| hunL lo| Lhe
wih-q|anLinq Foly C|ail leaLu|inq
violenL, qilLed younq people, aided
and abeLLed by b|uLih pi|iL e|vanL.
The p|oLaqoniL, Shi|ou Emiya,
i a q|eenho|n when iL come Lo
hunLinq ancienL |elic, and ha Lo
buddy up wiLh Rin Toha|a Lo qeL
up Lo liqhLinq peed. uL will he win
and qeL hi dei|e` JuL waLch Lhe
bloody Lhinq and lind ouL, yeah`
Rex Roman|i (Michael Reed) i
a dancelloo| loLha|io, a lla|ed-up
qliLLe|ball Lallion lidinq l|om conqueL
Lo conqueL. uL when he jilL Lhe
aLanic RiLa Ma|ie (RuLh Sullivan)
alLe| a one niqhL Land, all hell b|ea|
looe. LiLe|ally.
WhaL lollow i a qlo|iou mah-up
ol blood, ex, wiLchc|alL and mo|e ex.
nd Lhe|e' loL ol Lhoe qood Lhinq
Lo enjoy a Rex loo| a il he' qoinq Lo
qeL hi juL dee|L. wa|m homaqe
ol Lhe expoliLaLion qen|e wiLh boob.
LoL ol boob.
h. oo-hhhI He's
Ior every one us
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lm club uT' i a l|ee monLhly
evenL LhaL I o|qanie and hoL
aL London' poo|y Fo|e FopiLal.
We'|e dice|ninq abouL Lhe lilm we c|een, and
Lhey muL be ho||ilyinq, violenL, wei|d o| exL|emely
lunny (inLenLionally, o| lo| all Lhe w|onq |eaon).
lo, eve|y lilm we c|een aL uT' ha Lo be an
excluive p|eview ol a movie LhaL han'L been |eleaed
yeL in cinema o| on 0v0 / lu-|ay.
o| p|il' uT' we lipped inLo llahbac|
mode, wiLh a wonde|lul lice ol -movie madne
l|om IoI called /onqo. InL|oduced on Lhe niqhL
by one ol Lhe lilm' caL membe|, Lhe wonde|lul
Je on|ad, /onqo La| Michael Couqh a a mad
cienLiL who |eLu|n l|om a miion Lo l|ica wiLh
a lo|mula LhaL enable planL and animal Lo q|ow
Lo ouLlandih p|opo|Lion. ue Lhe LiLle' I5lL ape
cauinq chao and ca|naqe when he qoe on Lhe
|ampaqe in London. The combinaLion ol a blo|e
in an ape uiL |unninq |ioL amonqL balawood
miniaLu|e, Lhe lu|id naLu|e ol Lhe ploL, and
melod|amaLic pe|lo|mance l|om Couqh and hi
uppo|Linq caL ma|e /onqo a decidedly dalL lice
ol Io0 chloc|.
SepLembe|' c|eeninq wa uT'' li|L double bill.
S/eeo//e and T/e Inonn/oc. oLh a|e bona lide
culL claic ol |iLih cinema, and have |a|ely been
een ince Lhei| |eleae in IB4 and I7I |epecLively.
0n Lhe niqhL, p|oceedinq we|e boo|ended
by pecial queL appea|ance. iL |ic|ed-oll wiLh an
inlo|maLive inL|oducLion abouL boLh movie by Lhe
I' Sam 0unn, and concluded wiLh him quizzinq
Lh|ee ol S/eeo//e' caL membe| - Joanna 0avid,
Nic|ola C|ace and FeaLhe| Faqe.
In Rodney Ciele|' T/e Inonn/oc, a wo||inq
cla lamily man who leel L|apped by hi mundane
exiLence |equla|ly enLe| a lanLay |ealm in hi
d|eam. Lhe p|oLaqoniL qeL uc|ed inLo a L|anqe
wo|ld ol clandeLine debauche|y, hi lumbe|land
ecapim play li|e a c|o beLween SLanley Kub|ic|'
Fe W/Je S/ and leqenda|y Tv how T/e Aenqe.
Than| Lo ome |acy (lo| iL Lime) nudiLy, Lhi
inL|iquinq example ol a|L houe wei|dne wa q|anLed
an X-ce|LilicaLe, Lhe equivalenL ol an IB Loday.
S/eeo//e i Lhe epiLome ol culL cinema.
0i|ecLed by Saxon Loqan, iL' an ouL|aqeou mix ol
biLinq aLi|e and blood-d|enched ho||o| LhaL illuL|aLe
whaL happen when a one-Lime wealLhy couple inviLe
a couple ol l|iend a|ound lo| dinne|. Thei| exually
cha|qed eveninq ol pied-up |ival|y climaxe
wiLh a pycho qoinq nuL in an o|qy ol violence.
ReminicenL ol Lhe wo|| ol 0 lc/ Mon/ di|ecLo|
Linday nde|on and ILalian Ciallo / ho||o| maeL|o
0a|io |qenLo (in pa|Licula| hi I77 l|iqhL-|ide
S//o), Lhe cha|acLe|-d|iven, low bu|ne| i a
maqnilicenL ea|ly example ol plaLLe|houe cinema.
In 0cLobe| we popped uT'' lound looLaqe
che||y wiLh w|iLe| / di|ecLo| h|iLophe| Mc|ide'
T/e 0on/oc, which p|ove Lhe|e' Lill lile in laux
documenLa|y llic|. F|oceedinq |ic|-oll wiLh Lwo
younq documenLa|y lilmma|e| hoo|inq up wiLh
a Le|eoLypical conpi|acy Lheo|iL - buL when Lhe quy
diappea|, leavinq noLhinq buL hi |eea|ch noLe, Lhe
lilmma|e| decide Lo |un wiLh hi lindinq. NaLu|ally,
Lhi ee Lhei| live pi|allinq ouL ol conL|ol a Lhey
lind Lhemelve in a lace-oll wiLh a bunch
ol allluenL culL Lype deLe|mined Lo inLiqaLe
a New Wo|ld 0|de|.
Than| Lo |iveLinq pe|lo|mance l|oma|on
Fool and Jame Cilbe|L, Mc|ide' movie i uLLe|ly
believable. 0K, Lhe li|L ecLion i delive|ed a a lai|ly
L|aiqhLlo|wa|d documenLa|y, uinq Lal|inq head and
imaqe|y |elevanL Lo Lhe conpi|acie beinq dicued.
uL Mc|ide' execuLion ol Lhee momenL play li|e
an enq|oinq clue-lindinq miion, and aL uch a pace
you'll be ca|ed Lo La|e a pi b|ea| in cae you mi
omeLhinq. Then, once Lhe duo qo unde|cove| wiLh
hidden came|a, LhaL' when Lhe
lilm La|e a ha|p Lu|n inLo
biza||edom, and Lenion level
qo Lh|ouqh Lhe |ool.
N80'9 I8I9?
ill hainsaw is 's ilm nd
V ditor, and he also runs our regular
R film club in London, UT! (cast
our ees right to see what sick treats
ill has in store at the next screening).

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TheoIrIcoI 170s rck Ihrwbocks GhsI ..,
K The NomeIess GhuIs, speok uI obuI
IheIr new cvers cIIecIIn. ond Ive Ir
5wedIsh dIsc IeQends

O0T
weden'
ChoL .. a|e
an exL|eme,
mode|n day
KSS. |onLed by
a iniLe| ca|dinal liqu|e while Lhe
|eL ol Lhe band hide inide |obe,
Lhei| muic mixe I70 |oc|
q|oove and eupho|ic pop hoo|.
ThaL devilih eccenL|iciLy inL|ique
even lu|Lhe| on Lhi live-L|ac|
F LhaL |e-imaqine onq by
pychedelic |oc|e| Ro|y |ic|on
and , wiLh a bonu live
|eco|dinq. 8tephen Doultrey
Iher musI-heors

THlS OH|lSTAS \E|| bE
SAO|l|lOlNO Vl|OlNS

I|||1 |I|l

aL Lhe hu|h ha alway done.

uL juL eaue we've d|awn upide-
down |oe, eve|yone p|eume
we'|e an inve|ion o Lhe hu|h. IL'
noL L|ue. We'|e doinq Lhe ame Lhinq.
muh a pop i uppoed Lo e
an auLho|iLaLive leade| iqu|e, you
an have an unde|doq poiLion einq
onL|olled y omeone ele. IL qoe
hand in hand wiLh Lhe powe|, and
Lhe qood and evil. IL' ha|d Lo explain
why iL wo||, uL iL doe.
Are yeu sying e music hs
heId ever eeIe in the sme
wy the Church dees7
Ye, in a way. The hu|h ha alway
een aouL powe|. IL ha liLLle Lo
do wiLh Lhe p|ee|vaLion o man|ind.
L Lhe end o Lhe day, iL ha alway
een a maLLe| o powe| and a|inq
people inLo oediene. Thi i whaL
we'|e playinq wiLh all Lhe Lime.
Yeu're scring eeIe inte
ebedience t yeur shews7
0viouly we'|e noL a|inq people,
uL we'|e |eaLinq an aLmophe|e
LhaL i L|adiLionally |eqa|ded a a|y.
uL people a|e amued y iL, o we've
|eaLed almoL Lhe exaL oppoiLe
o Lhe hu|h, whih i hiqhly i|oni
eaue we'|e uppoed Lo e Lhe evil
one uL while ou| 'oppoiLe' (Lhe
hu|h) ma|e people eel ad, we
ma|e Lhem eel qood. YeL we'|e een
a 'evil' and Lhey'|e 'qood'. ThaL' Lhe
Lhinq ThaL' whaL ma|e iL inLe|eLinq.
Yeu chnge yeur vecIist, the
I-grbed Emeritus, in the
sme wy the CtheIic Church
chnges the ee. he ene thing
beut yeur s is tht they II
hve beutifuI singing veices.
Ye, Lhey have Lo have a voie LhaL
ma|e Lhe ladie hum.
LiterIIy er methericIIy7
oLh. ll ou| onq a|e ve|y voal and
ve|y melodi. We wanL ou| inqe| Lo
e ale Lo inq Lhem.
sw videe ef Emeritus
(current Chest .C. singer) witheut
his mke-u, but resumbIy
wering fciI resthetics.
He Ieeked Iike erry ibbs frem the
ChnneI 4 sketch shew .
I don'L |now Lhe how, uL maye
you'|e |iqhL.
Anywy, it's Christms. Wht wiII
yeu guys be deing ever the heIidy7
IL' ou| i|L Lime o in a while,
o LhaL will e nie. uL i you mean
|iLualiLially, we'll e a|iiinq vi|qin
and Lu li|e LhaL you| no|mal
aLani miniL|y ho|e. We qeL up Lo iL
all Lhe Lime. IL neve| end. IL' inane

head o |eo|dinq hi
and' ma|vellou Lhi|d
alum, K|eep' main-
man 0om K|eep
|eloaLed Lo SeaLLle, loe Lo whe|e
eo/ wa hoL, and LhaL No|Lh-
WeLe|n inluene an e elL he|e.
ool, apLivaLinq and evoaLive,
Lhei| i a neLhe|wo|ld-oLhe|inq mix
o imme|inq u| quiLa|, qhoulih
|omane and |eL|o Ta|anLinLo waqqe|.
Exue ou| Enqlih, uL iL' 'well qood'.

IL' h|imo, o whaL
ome a-L|oLLin' ouL
o Lhe woodwo||`
NoL Rudolph, uL a Lon
o aLani and |eleainq evil new
opue. Joininq newie |om 0eiide
and ShiLu|e|, Lhi i Lhe eond
|eo|d |om a unh o |eo|med
IB0 meLal queale| ma|inq loud,
|idiulou ound ull o |azen
axe-Lwiddlinq and heinou howlinq.

Thi qa|qled, hiqh-
peed ale i
delive|ed ou|Ley o
0eL|oiL 'um-|ew'
ShiLu|e| (one o unde|q|ound
meLal' eL-|epL e|eL plead Lhe
lu|), whoe pu|poeully unde|-
p|odued ull deuL i eve|y iL a
dieae-|idden a Lhe name uqqeL.
T|a| uh a 'Sex 0unqeon' and
'Smah You| S|ull' a|e puqnaiouly
naLy. IneviLaly, LhaL ove| ha een
anned in Ce|many, Loo. Lovely.



0ne o ou| avou|iLe
|eo|d o Lhe yea| i
Lhe ad Seed' Pa/
T/e S/, Awo,, and Lhi
live alum only Lhe ou|Lh oiial one
in Lhe and' hiLo|y eaLu|e ou|
L|a| |om LhaL inLillaLinqly mellow
opu. Reo|ded in p|il o| Lo nqele
|adio, oLhe| olde| pineLinqle| inlude
'The Me|y SeaL' and 'Ja| The Rippe|',
while a vinyl ediLion eaLu|e Lwo exL|a
un-|oadaLed L|a|. wooqa
Yeur new E cevers sengs by AA,
eeche Mede, eky Ericksen nd
Army 0f Levers. Wht's the
thinking behind these trcks7
ll Lhee onq meanL omeLhinq Lo
u aL ome poinL. mean a loL,
epeially eaue we'|e muiian
|om Sweden. We Loyed wiLh doinq
'I m Ma|ioneLLe' (Lhe L|a|
ove|ed on Lhe EF) yea| aqo eaue iL
iL ou| nihe, and iL in'L one o '
iq hiL. We ound an anqle Lo peneL|aLe
Lhe onq and hanqe iL inLo omeLhinq
new. The 0epehe Mode L|a| 'WaiLinq
Fo| The NiqhL' i juL o minimaliLially
wei|d iL |eam '|ema|e'.
t's eften sid tht yeu seund Iike
bnd frem 1975. sn't it strnge
yeu've cevered eeche Mede7
My |eo|d olleLion L|eLhe a| and
wide. We d|aw a /ot o inluene |om
Lhe IB0. We juL ilLe| iL Lh|ouqh
Lhe I70 and p|eLend Lhe laLe|
deade neve| happened. muh a
we'|e L|yinq Lo ound li|e a and |om
Lhe mid-'70, we a|e noL limiLed Lo
whaL happened du|inq Lhoe yea|.
I you wanL Lo do a ChoL .. onq,
liLen Lo auhau, Moody lue
and Empe|o| and omine LhaL.
Civen yeur scriIegieus imge /
Iyrics, it might Ise seem strnge
te eutsiders te her yeu cevering
AA. s it the ruIe tht everyene
in weden must Iike them7
You don'L have Lo li|e , uL a
muiian you have Lo aepL Lhey
will alway e iqqe| Lhan you. IL'
imila| Lo any Live|pool and alway
einq meau|ed aqainL. a|a
In Sweden, and a|e meau|ed i|L
aqainL , Lhen RoxeLLe, Lhen
Eu|ope, Lhen The a|diqan. uL we'|e
iq an. I don'L eel inLimidaLed
y Lhem. They've alway een a huqe
muial inluene o| u. We love Lhem.
Ahhh, exette. New there's guiIty
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wo||inq wiLh pa|adoxe. a and,
we'|e doinq exaLly Lhe ame Lhinq

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bacally a 'qeL yu| c wle yu
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ulaL all ad L' a uqe
lada. Ad ele e|e a|e e|y
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be a qd lace L u|e L becaue
yu wuld'L qeL LaL e||u qucly,
ad yu ca qeL qu e|e.
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0eemsJuy Preers en the atienaI
eegrahi hanneI Iast ear7
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gus ha a eint.
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Le|ew ad abuL w
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the werI ening7
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wL. Il yu'|e aq L Lye l
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la|Ly Le way we w|Le q.
hat ees eur ban name mean7
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ad l| 0/onqe auL|
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l yu| Le| u|e yu wle
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llueced u ad we waLed Le
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l| Le cycle l lle. I W//te Sto/n
Le|e' uc |ele|ece L c|eaLq
'aqc' L|uq aLu|baL ad
ex, ad all Le wld ad wde|lul
Lq LaL C|wley wa dq. e|e'
al Le lay wL 'b|eaL l', wc
we we|e Le|eLed beq F|euda.
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wuld dde ele, le u| uc
de. Fele a|e Lu|ed ll by u|
ae becaue Ley L L' lly. aL'
q|eaL' Fele w'L lLe L a bad
called Fed Jea, buL Ley c a|e.
re eu aII rewIe enthusiasts7
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aclyLe l C|wley, ad e l y
l|ed a|L l Le 0|d el 0|L
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'aqc', buL I le |eadq abuL
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'q|eaL beaL', buL e wa a excelleL
uLa clbe| ad a q|eaL L|aelle|.
euI eu Iike te bu his eIeskine
euse as imm Page ence did7
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L l be. IL wuld be clae|
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l Jy Faqe, y l|ed wa ellq
a cculL el ad I L Faqe buqL
L. e qL L eaqe ayq, Yu'e
uL ld yu| b L Jy Faqe'
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described as 'aecaItic' s the
end ef the werId semething eu're
genuineI cencerned abeut7
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qe LaL we'e acceLed LaL L
ed eLable l| u a a ece.
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ca deal wL L. We le aL L l Le
w|ld Flad, we|e Le claLe'
quLe exL|ee, ad l| e|e L'
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whih i lo qL v nv
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will pL Lhi i you n o hi
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L o hiny imq y (oLn
wiLLn inLviw wiLh Lh iLo)
0&Aconve|aLion wiLh del To|o, and
a lo|ewo|d by Jame Came|on.
BuL Lhe boo|' hiqhliqhL i Lhe chapLe|
on del To|o' 'Blea| Foue', which i Lhe
di|ecLo|' econd home and wo||inq
ollice. IL' a pecLacula|, vinLaqe-e|a
buildinq in Lo Anqele, which i mo|e
li|e a cu|ioiLie mueumLhan a home.
Inide, he ha a lile-ize culpLu|e ol FF
Lovec|alL, a huqe culpLu|e ol a pinhead
l|omTod B|owninq' //eo/, and a qianL
F|an|enLein' MonLe| head - amonq
hund|ed ol oLhe| L|anqe deliqhL'
We'|e Lill waiLinq lo| Lhe inviLaLion
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lhis? Shaun Ryder, lhe
swaggering, Iormerly-
perma-Iucked Ironlman
oI Madchesler legends
lhe Rappy Mondays,
penning a book aboul
UF0s? And nol only lhal, bul said book
also lying in lo his own lelly series, which
sees himlravel lhe world in search oI
creepy encounlers? Well, ain'l liIe weird!
For lhose who've never heard lhe
lale, as a I5-year-old lad Ryder claims
lo have spolled a couple oI UF0s
whizzing lhrough lhe SalIord sky,
and ever since lhal deIining momenl
has developed major preoccupalion
wilh exlralerreslrial aclivily.
t P/onet AnI 0n? sees Ryder
lravel as Iar as Chile, which is said
lo have had more UF0 sighlings lhan
anywhere else in lhe world. 0uring his
quesl he meels experls and eyewilnesses
who share lheir lheories, lhe highlighl
being Travis Wallon, whose claims oI
alien abduclion in lhe I70s were lurned
inlo lhe I? IilmF/re In T/e $ky.
Allhough lhis book is ralher brieI
(nole lhe large Ionl size and spacing),
il's no less enlerlaining, and even
remarkably lhoughl-provoking on
lhe lopic - especially given Ryder's
undying enlhusiasmIor aliens. !l may
nol be as hilarious or even quile as
bizarre as lhe Rappy Mondays'
appearance on Most hoanteJ (well,
whal is?), il's surely slill t/e music
biography lo own lhis Chrislmas.
!I you can classiIy il as such.
tephen Doultrey
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in poeinq a
|eaonably deLailed
|nowledqe o ho||o|
ilm, buL even have Lo
cone haven'L hea|d
o many o Lhe ilm LhaL lu|| inide Lhi
q|iLLy, lo-i boo|. n in-depLh caLaloque
o ba|my, L|ahy, uc|ed-up, obcu|e
JAME A W AMEL EE

NCEV0bETHE
0v0 box eL o
/o//o/ Sto/, A,/an, qoL a
ha|d-on o| Lhi boo| which
ollow an inveLiqaLive duo
havinq a noey |ound I0 dilapidaLed
inLiLuLion in Lhe uS. unveilinq i|L-hand
pa|ano|mal expe|ience aL Lhee 'haunLed'
abode, iL alo include L|anc|ipL o
chaL uppoedly |eco|ded wiLh pi|iL.
|l \l||
80s spIoIIer.
InsIIIuIIonoI IerrorI
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qo|e lic| |omLhe IB0, 8/eeJ/nq
S/a// cove| eve|yLhinq |omAo// 0an
Mooc/e and W/tc/ 8/tc/ Lo 0onn//o/
/oo/e/ and S/otte/ A/c//tect 0j /eo/,
compleLe wiLh inLelliqenL, |nowledqeable
umma|ie. We've cove|ed a ew
movie quide boo| in Lhe paL, which in
hindiqhL we|en'L LhaL q|eaL once you've
ove|come Lhe iniLial un o b|owinq
Lh|ouqh Lhem. Thi one, howeve|,
i aweome. T|uL me. tphn ultry
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