MAXIME-CITATE-CUGETRI :ADEVAR:

Mai bine sa fii urat pt ceea ce esti, decat sa fii iubit pt ceea ce nu esti.-Anatole France Exista adevaruri pe care trebuie sa le colorezi ca sa devina vizibile.-Anonim Placerea se poate sprijini pe iluzie, fericirea insa se intemeiaza pe adevar.-Chamfort Nu trebuie sa ne simtim jigniti cand ceilalti ne ascund adevarul, de vreme ce noi ni-l ascundem adesea noua insine.-La Rochefoucauld Adevarul si ratiunea sunt comune tuturor, ele apatin atat celui care le-a spus primul, cat si celui care le-a spus pe urma.-

Anonim
Sa ne ferim de a vesti adevarul celor ce nu sunt in stare sa-l asculte.-Rousseau

:DRAGOSTE:
Dragostea se naste cu un suras, creste cu un sarut, si se termina cu o lacrima.-Anonim Cand inima unui barbat este deprimata de atatea preocupari, ceata este imediat imprastiata in momentul in care apare o femeie.-John

Gay
Poate ca pentru lume esti doar o singura persoana, dar pentru o anumita persoana esti intreaga lume.-Gabriel Jos Garca Mrquez Viata fara dragoste este o umbra a lucrurilor care ar putea fi.-

Anonim
Totul sta in voia inimii, pe care nici oamenii, nici cerul, nici chiar propiriile noastre interese nu o pot schimba vreodata.-U.

Fuscolo
Sigur ca exista si dragoste la prima vedere, dar este intotdeauna bine sa mai aruncam si o a doua privire.-Anonim

Omul

are nevoie de dragoste. Viata fara duiosie si fara iubire nu e decat un mecanism uscat, scartaitor si sfasietor.-V. Hugo

Nu exista prietenie sau dragoste mai mare ca aceea a unui parinte

pentru copilul sau.-Henry Ward Beecher Nu conteaza att de mult ceea ce faci, ci cta dragoste pui n ceea ce faci.-Maica Teresa Inima are taine pe care nici o ratiune nu le patrunde.-Guy de Maupassant

:IUBIRE:
A iubi inseamna a suferi si cum multi fug de suferinta putini stiu sa iubeasca!-Emil Cioran E mai bine sa iubesti si sa pierzi, decat sa nu fi iubit deloc.-

Anonim
Acela care nu se iubeste pe sine insusi nu stapaneste nimic pe lumea asta.-Boccaccio Toate neputintele se reduc la una: aceea de a iubi, aceea de a evada din propria tristete.-Cioran Iubirea este singurul lucru care poate fi impartit la infinit fara sa se micsoreze.-Anonim Sa iubim nebuneste tot ce straluceste pe acest pamant, fiindca alta viata nu ne este cunoscuta.-Euripide Acela care nu a iubit niciodata, inseamna ca nu a trait niciodata.-John Gay Nu plange pentru ca s-a terminat, zambeste pentru ca s-a petrecut.-G. J. G. Marquez Doar pentru ca cineva nu te iubeste asa cum vrei tu, nu inseamna ca nu te iubeste cu toata fiinta sa.-G. J. G. Marquez Nu te iubesc pentru ceea ce esti, ci pentru ceea ce sunt atunci cand sunt cu tine.-G. J. G. Marquez

:MOARTE:
A MURI inseamna a te muta intr-o stea.-Octavian Paler Omul care stie ca are asigurata viata vesnica nu se mai teme de moarte.-William Penn Nu ca mi-ar fi teama de moarte, dar as prefera sa nu fiu acolo cand o sa vina dupa mine.-Woody Allen Mort e acela de care nimeni nu-si mai aminteste.-Saadi Moartea si vesnicia sunt doua lucruri absolut identice.-Anonim De ce te temi de cea din urma zi a ta? Ea nu contribuie mai mult

la moartea ta decat fiecare din celelate.-M. E. de Montaigne A muri nu inseamna a fi invins. Dar a trai invins si fara glorie inseamna a muri in fiecare zi.-Napoleon Bonaparte Moartea este un lucru care li se intampla, in general, altora.-

Anonim
Omul accepta moartea, dar nu si cursul mortii sale; sa mori oricand, dar numai cand iti e dat sa mori nu.-Emil Cioran

:NORMALITATE:
Nebunie: sa faci acelasi lucru iar si iar astepandu-te ca rezultatul sa fie diferit.-Albert Einstein Nebunia in randul indivizilor este rara - dar in cadrul grupurilor, partidelor, natiilor si epocilor - este ca o regula.-

Friederich Nietzsche
Corecteaza-ma daca gresesc, dar nu cumva linia dintre normalitate si nebunie devine tot mai subtire?-George Price De obicei era nebun, dar avea momente de luciditate cand era aproape stupid.-Heinrich Heine Exista o linie subtire intre geniu si nebunie. Iar eu am sters aceasta linie.-Oscar Levant Nu exista genii adevarate fara un strop de nebunie.-Seneca

:RBDAREA:
Poate ca Dumnezeu va dori sa cunosti multe persoane nepotrivite inainte de a cunoaste persoana potrivita, pentru ca atunci cand o vei cunoaste in sfarsit, sa stii sa fii recunoscator.-Gabriel Jos

Garca Mrquez
Rabdarea noastra va realiza mai mult decat forta noastra.- Edmund

Burke
Ai curaj pentru marile suparari din viata si rabdare pentru cele mici; dupa ce ti-ai terminat cu bine treburile zilnice dormi linistit. Dumnezeu este treaz.-Victor Hugo Sunt doua pacate principale din care toate celelalte pacate se nasc: Nerabdarea si Lenea.-Franz Kafka Nu te agita atat, lucrurile cele mai bune se petrec atunci cand le astepti mai putin.-Gabriel Jos Garca Mrquez

:TCERE:
Ne trebuie doi ani sa invatam sa vorbim si intreaga viata sa invatam sa tacem.-Proverb chinez E mai bine sa taci si sa fii luat de prost decat sa vorbesti si sa confirmi ca esti.-Abraham Lincoln Tacerea este unul dintre argumentele cel mai greu de combatut.-

Josh Billings
Tacerea bine plasata este mai elocventa decat orice discurs.-

Martin Fraquhar Tupper

Vietile noastre se incheie in ziua cand ramanem tacuti in privinta lucrurilor care conteaza.-Martin Luther King Jr. Tacerea este de aur atunci cand nu gasesti raspunsul cel mai potrivit.-Muhammad Ali Tacerea se propaga singura si cu cat mai lunga este perioada in care orice conversatie a fost intrerupta, cu atat mai greu este de gasit un subiect de discutie.-Samuel Johnson E foarte important sa stii cand sa vorbesti si cand sa taci.-

Seneca
Momentele ocazionale de tacere pe care le-a avut au facut conversatia lui chiar incantatoare.-Sydney Smith

:ZMBET:
Nu inceta niciodata sa zambesti, nici chiar atunci cand esti trist, pentru ca nu se stie cine se poate indragosti de zambetul tau.-Gabriel Jos Garca Mrquez Zambeste celui care te-a parasit ca sa nu creada ca-ti pare rau!-

Anonim
Zambetul dureaza doar o clipa, dar amintirile lui o viata intreaga.-Anonim

:INDIFERENTA:
Agonia brutala a crucii, oricat de chinuitoare, n-a fost nimic fata de indiferenta multimii de pe drum care trecea indiferenta. Exista o miscare generala pentru renuntarea la semnul exclamarii. Oamenii au ajuns sa nu se mai mire de nimic Da, exista un lucru care este mai rau decat raul insusi: indiferenta fata de rau. In relatiile interumane, nadirul moralitatii, pozitia cea mai de jos in ceea ce priveste etica

crestina, este manifestat in atitudinea care zice: Nu-mi pasa, nu-i treaba mea. Majoritatea problemelor se nasc nu din diferenta dintre oameni, ci din indiferenta dintre ei. Unii oameni cred gresit ca opusul dragostei este ura, cand de fapt este indiferenta.

:IUBIRE:
Lasa-l sa ma sarute cu saruturile gurii sale: pentru ca dragostea este mai buna dacat vinul"- cantecul lui Solomon, 1:2 "Dragostea este asemenea tusei: nu poate fi ascunsa."- George Herbert "O viata fara dragoste este asemenea unui an fara primavara."-

Proverb suedez
"Cand dragostea vorbeste, vocile tuturor zeilor par a fi adormite in armonia raiului."- William Shakespeare "Spune-mi pe cine iubesti sa sa-ti spun cine esti."- Proverb

african

"Iubim sa fim indragostiti, acesta este adevarul."- W.M. Thackeray "Dragostea este darul pe care Zeii l-au dat Oamenilor singuri de sub cer."- Sir Walter Scott "Dragostea consta in dorinta de a da ceea ce este al tau altuia si de a simti fericirea acestuia ca si cum ar fi a ta." - Emanuel Swdenborg "Acela care nu a iubit niciodata, inseamna ca nu a trait niciodata." - John Gay "Dorinta de a fi iubit pentru ceea ce esti in tine insuti este o reflectare a Inimii lui Dumnezeu care se oglindeste in inima noastra." Iubirea este o prietenie care a luat foc. Iubirea este singurul lucru care poate fi impartit la infinit fara sa se micsoreze. Dragostea este un joc ciudat: sau amandoi castiga sau amandoi

pierd ... Dragostea marcheaza triumful imaginatiei asupra inteligentei. Credinta castiga cel mai mult, umilinta primeste cel mai mult, dragostea insa lucreaza cel mai mult. Credinta face totul posibil; dragostea face totul usor. Nu poti porunci inimii! Dragostea se castiga, respectul se merita. Indragostirile sunt ca varsatul de vant: formele cele mai grave apar la oamenii mai in varsta. Dragostea nu intreaba: "Cat trebuie sa fac?", ci "Ce trebuie sa fac?" Adesea, oamenii uita ca una din componentele importante ale dragostei este vointa de a iubi. A fi indragostit de cineva inseamna mult mai mult decat a fi stapinit de un sentiment coplesitor - inseamna a lua o hotarare, a face o judecata, a te angaja printr-o promisiune. Daca dragostea ar fi doar un sentiment nestatornic n-ar exista nici o baza pentru fagaduinta de a iubi pe cineva pe toata durata vietii. Sentimentele vin si se duc. Cum as putea promite statornicie daca m-as baza numai pe ele, fara sa ma biziuesc pe judecata mintii si pe vointa caracterului? - Erich Fromm (19001960) Dragostea este abilitatea de a merge prin conflicte impreuna Dragostea este singurul joc de doi in care amandoi pot sa castige. Performanta pe care o reuseste Dumnezeu in iubirea Lui este ca ne iubeste pe fiecare de parca n-am exista decat noi in toata lumea. Sigur ca exista si dragoste la prima vedere, dar este intotdeauna bine sa mai aruncam si o a doua privire. In general vorbind, este mult mai usor sa iubesti toata omenirea decat pe vecinul de alaturi. Poti da fara iubire, dar nu poti iubi fara daruire. Iubirea este singura pasiune care se plateste cu o moneda fabricata de ea insasi ... "jertfa." Cine umbla dupa iubire, n-o va gasi; cine-o da, o primeste inapoi


Nu cred n pcatul originar i n via.Pentru mine nu exist rufctori i nici eroi,ci numai ci juste sau eronate pe care fiina uman apuc,nu dintr-o hotrre liber,ci din necessitate sau influena unor factori care rmn de neneles,legai de eul sau,condiiile de via,ereditate.-Tennessee Williams Intr-adevar, idolii pe care i-am iubit atata timp, mi-au scazut valoarea-n fata oamenilor, mi-au inecat cinstea intr-o cupa prea putin adanca si mi-au vandut reputatia pe-un cantec. Intr-adevar, intradevar, cainta adesea inainte am jurat- dar fost-am eu serios cand am jurat? Si iar si iar sosit-a primavara cu trandafir in mana- penitenta mea zdrenturoasa doar o carpa roasa. (Omar K.) In ce-am lucrat de e vreun bine, l-a-nfaptuit doar mana Ta; dar unde nu Te-am urmarit pe Tine, mi-ai spus chiar Tu: e vina mea. Nu-mi lua a ochilor viziune oricat as decadea sau prospera, de ajutorul omului sa n-am nevoie, dar sa-l ajut pe cel ce-i in nevoie grea.

(Rudyard Kipling)

Nici o lacrima, de crezurile-omenesti sunt mai slabe ca dorinta inimii! Prin usa ce blocheaza drumul, strabate o scanteie din ceva superior.(Tennyson) Doua lucrari ale aceluiasi creator se bazeaza pe aceleasi principii. Ziua binecuvantata este aceea in care mi-am tinut gura inchisa in fata dusmanului. Sa intelegi totul este sa ierti totul.(proverb francez) Amintirile au un singur cusur: ne viziteaza in fiecare zi. O inima care vegheaza este inima care stie ca intotdeauna exista o legatura de la inima la inima. Daca azi traiesc in lacrimi, de cei iubiti prea-ndepartat, Eu stiu ca voi canta odata, cu toti cei dragi imbratisat.(N.M.) Nu merit, dar iti face bine: daruieste-mi un zambet ca semn al iertarii! Dezamagirea nu este deznadejde.

Dependent in totalitate nu poti fi decat de iubire. Ai nevoie de 3 imbratisari pe zi pentru a supravietui. Dar 15 ti-ar fi suficiente! (B.Tanner) Cum sa traiesti frumos fara iubire, Cum sa visezi, sa umbli ori sa zbori? Cum sa alungi nelinistea din zori Si pacea din amurg dintr-o privire? (de la Liliana) SUCCESUL IN VIATA inseamna a trai frumos, corect si din abundenta. Dar veacul nostru stie totul despre viata, in afara de felul cum trebuie sa o traiasca. Nu este prea greu de aflat motivul. Noi am desfacut floarea vietii petala cu petala si i-am distrus frumusetea. Ne-am lasat trupul pe seama medicului, mintea pe seama psihiatrului si sufletul pe seama clerului, tratand toate acestea entitati separate. Viata este un tot unitar. Nu poti sa influentezi o parte a ei, fara a le influenta pe toate trei. Viata trebuie traita din abundenta, altfel ea este pierduta! Implinirea emotionala si spirituala nu poate fi realizata de nimeni, decat prin reunificarea celor trei parti, care constituie VIATA, in adevaratul sens al cuvantului. (prezentarea cartii "Viata din abundenta") Soarele imprastie din imensitatea-i stralucire la tot... Cu dragoste, caldura, lumina, anihiland nimicul. Dar in drumul sau nu poate atinge marginiri pustiite de rau : ale sufletului, decat atunci cand i se permite! Plangi cu sufletul, fara a ti se umezi ochii. Razi pentru a putea reusi. Iubeste pentru a-ti putea umple inima cu adevarata dragoste. E tot ce-ti trebuie pentru a putea fi fericit. E un principiu dovedit ca trebuie sa inveti sa asculti pentru a sti comanda. De aceea, maiestria conducerii nu este un act, ci o deprindere.(Aristotel) Pe ) poteci strmte si abrupte nu se ajunge la fapte mari.(V. Hugo

De la Nimic

sublim nu

la ridicol

este dect un

pas.(Napoleon) activa.(Goethe)

este

mai inspaimntator

ca ignoranta

Fiecare

este fauritorul propriului sau destin.(Salaustius) cea mai fragila din natura, dar o

Omul nu e dect o trestie, trestie gnditoare.(Pascal)

British and International quotes in English

"Love is friendship set to music." ...E. Joseph Crossmann "The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love" What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork. ... Pearl Bailey "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell." ... Joan Crawford The Time I've lost in wooing, In watching and pursuing The light that lies In women's eyes Has been my heart's undoing. ...Thomas Moore "Perfect love is rare indeed for to be a lover will require that you continually have the subtlety of the very wise, the flexibility of the child, the sensitivity of the artist, the understanding of the philosopher, the acceptance of the saint, the tolerance of the scholar and the fortitude of the certain." ...Leo Buscaglia There is no difficulty that enough love will not conquer; no disease that enough love will not heal; no door that enough love will not open; no gulf that enough love will not bridge; no wall that enough love will not throw down; no sin that enough love will not redeem... It makes no difference how deeply seated may be the trouble; how hopeless the outlook; how muddled the tangle; how great the mistake. A sufficient realization of love will dissolve it all. If only you could love enough you would be the happiest and most powerful being in the world... ...Emmet Fox " I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever." ...Rabindranath Tagore And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. ...Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. ... Henry Van Dyke "Love is a portion of the soul itself, and it is of the same nature as the celestial breathing of the atmosphere of paradise." "Life is a flower of which love is the honey." "The greatest happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved, loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves." "The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love." ...Victor Hugo "Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration." ...D.H.Lawrence "Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love" "How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?" "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." ...Albert Einstein Quotes it may not always be so; and I say that if your lips,which I have loved, should touch another's, and your dear strong fingers clutch his heart, as mine in time not far away; if on another's face your sweet hair lay in such a silence as I know, or such great writhing words as, uttering overmuch, stand helplessly before the spirit at bay; if this should be, i say if this should beyou of my heart, send me a little word; that I may go unto him, and take his hands, saying, Accept all happiness from me. Then shall I turn my face, and hear one bird sing terribly afar in the lost lands. unlove's the heavenless hell and homeless home ...lovers alone wear sunlight. love is a place

& through this place of love move (with brightness of peace) all places yes is a world & in this world of yes live (skilfully curled) all worlds "... here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)..." may i feel said he (i'll squeal said she just once said he) it's fun said she (may i touch said he how much said she a lot said he) why not said she (let's go said he not too far said she what's too far said he where you are said she) may i stay said he (which way said she like this said he if you kiss said she may i move said he is it love said she) if you're willing said he (but you're killing said she but it's life said he but your wife said she now said he) ow said she (tiptop said he don't stop said she oh no said he) go slow said she

cccome? said he ummm said she) you're divine! said he (you are Mine said she) ...ee cummings Existence=Sex & Passion Glistening moonlight caresses the dewed silk petals of a lusciousblood red rose, yearning to be experienced, her sweet lusty fragrance uninhibited and irresistible. Explosive fiery passion bursts from the belly of our powerful undulating sun gripping our fertile mother with a gentle intimate embrace, seeding, warming, feeding, breathing. Chaotic fluctuating spasms of energy pop in and out of observable space/time, penetrating our linear version of experience from the unlimited, teasing reality, appeasing subjectivism, achieving bliss. From floral ecstasy to planetary intercourse, atomic sodomy to parallel universal foreplay, life is sex... passion, orgasm and creation. CopyrightDonovan the wait It seemed like years before I picked a bouquet of kisses off her mouth and put them into a dawn-colored vase in my heart. But the wait was worth it. Because I was in love. ... Richard Brautigan

For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. ...Rainer Maria Rilke "Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence." ...Erich Fromm Faults are thick where love is thin ...English Proverb "Love is the flower you've got to let grow." ...John Lennon "And in the end, the love we take will be equal to the love we make." ...The Beatles "People think that love is an emotion. Love is good sense." ...Ken Kesey One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is love. ... Sophocles The first duty of love - is to listen ...Paul Tillich Any time not spent on love is wasted. ... Torquato Tasso The risk it takes to remain tight inside the bud is more painful than the risk it takes to blossom. We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are. ...Anais Nin The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love. ...Henry Miller "Love is a great beautifier." ... Louisa May Alcott In our life there is a single color, as on an artist`s palette, which provides the meaning of life and art. It is the color of love. ...Marc Chagall

"Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?" ...Cinderella ''Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.'' ...Jeanne Moreau "The heart has reasons that reason does not understand." ...Blaise Pascal "Love conquers all." ...Virgil "Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts." ...Charles Dickens "I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all." "Love is the only gold." ...Alfred, Lord Tennyson "Men always want to be a woman's first love-women like to be a man's last romance." "Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life that nothing else can bring." "Who, being loved, is poor?" ...Oscar Wilde "Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; real with the ideal never goes unpunished ....Goethe a confusion of the

"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears." ...Woodrow Wyatt "I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved." ...George Elliot "If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have." ...Sir James M. Barrie

"All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. ...Leo Tolstoy "LOVE: The irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired." ...Robert Frost "Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your gold and good health have vanished." Og Mandino "Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination." ...Voltaire "Love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, the amazement of the gods." "At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet." ...Plato "Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts." ...Charles Dickens "If I know what love is, it is because of you." "Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go" ...Herman Hesse Wild Nights! Wild Nights! were I with thee Wild Nights would be our luxury. Futile the winds to a heart in port, Gone with the compass Gone with the chart--Rowing in Eden. Ah the Sea! Might I but moor-- Tonight in thee ....Emily Dickinson Tenderness emerges from the fact that the two persons, longing, as all individuals do, to overcome the separateness and isolation to which we are all heir because we are individuals, can participate in a relationship that, for the moment, is not of two isolated selves but a union .... Rollo May I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes

...James Joyce

Love is like a flower, Broken easily, You can't tell if it's real until you set it free, Love can make you do some crazy things, But it's the song your heart can always sing, Love doesn't always go your way, But love is always there at each wakening day, Love gives you that simple touch of pride, It's the thought that always grows in your mind, Love is like a seed, lots of love and watch it grow, Love will become a friend you will always know, Love is a great sea of emotion, With a pulse that beats like an ocean, Love you may not always understand, But it's something unexpected not something you can plan, Love is always in the air, Even if you don't feel it, it will always be there, When you find love, always treat it right, Never leave it in the dark, set it in the light, Never let a second go, Without letting that special person know, Always tell them how you feel, and always reassure them that your love is real, When love hurts and your heart shatters in the dark, With the broken pieces is where new love has to start, So promise to always smile, don't let love get you down, Because around every corner, New love is always found.

"ever thine,ever mine,ever ours"

None are so hopelessly enslaved as those who falsely believe they are free. Goethe Sunt taceri care spun mai mult decat vorbele. Traian Demetrescu Scrieri Alese<<despre tacere>> Cine nu mai spera nu poate fi fericitVictor Eftimiu Spovedanii<<nadejdea>> Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart,for his purity,by definition,is unassailable. James Baldwin Nimic mare nu se creeaza in lumea aceasta fara pasiune D.D.Rosca Existenta Tragica.Incercare de sinteza<<pasiunea>>

 A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.-Caskie

Stinett
The dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.-Josh Billings The Americans like fat books and thin women.-Russell Baker An accountant is a man who is hired to explain tha you didnt make the money you did.-Anonymous The actors the guy who,if you aint talking about him,aint listening.-Attributed to Marlon Brando An optimist is someone who thinks the future is uncertain.-

Anonymous
Death is natures way of telling you to slow down.-Anonymous Diplomacy is the art of tellingnice doggieluntil you can find the stone.-Wynn Catlin Equality is a lie women are better.-Anonymous Birds do it;bees do it;even the educated fleas do it.Lets do it.Lets fall in love.-Cole Porter I always pass on a good advice.It is the only thing to do with it.It is never any use to oneself.-Oscar Wilde Never put anything on paper,my boy,and never trust the man with the small black moustache.-P.G.Wodehouse Nothings illegal if hundred businessmen decide to do it,and thats true anywhere in the world.-Andrew Young Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.-Fran Lebowitz Save the water,shower with a friend.-Anonymous The happiest time on anyones life is just after the first divorce.-John Kenneth Galbraith Treat the work of art like a prince:let it speak to you first.-Attributed to Arthur Schopenhauer When I was a boy of fourteen,my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.But when I got to be twenty-one,I was astonishedat how much he had learned in seven years.-Mark Twain

 When I was born,I was so surprised that I couldnt talk for a year and a half.-Gracie Allen A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the wather is fair,and takes it away from you when it rains.-Anonymous California is a great place-if you happen to be an orange.-

P.Allen
Writing about art is like dancing about the architecture.-

Anonymous